F3ncy: Oddities

[@endrollcurtaincall]

"I broke the one rule of being a digital nomad. I got mad... Digitally" was such a dumb joke that it made me laugh out loud

[@lawrencefrost9063]

"Digital No Mad" sounds like a good band name.

[@3_am___]

Same

[@notLime_]

@@lawrencefrost9063 no

[@zwei7881]

I cackled.

[@luke-il5nr]

​@@notLime_ mad

[@zunderdod24]

LOL! Did youtube mute the shark tank bit because of the 5 fking second of shark tank background music.

[@Finnishmanni]

it seems so LOL it was a great bit as well. I mean doesn't the millionaires have enough money, he only used their faces but i guess he could just photoshop "his" face to remind theirs and add them to their faces.

[@DRCEQ]

I was wondering what was going on there...

[@draco5991rep]

Thought it was a bug on my side 😅

[@JD..........]

I closed and opened KZbin again....

[@austinmckeehan7516]

I thought it was a bug as well lol. Closed my app and restarted it like 3 times until I realized it was intentionally muted.

[@derekeastman7771]

Imagine chilling out, dead, for 3000 years, just to get ground up and snorted by a Victorian frat boy.

[@L.Pondera]

Just imagine what it did to the frat boy. Talk about pranked!

[@dr.1277]

Dude must’ve felt the Late revenge of Ramses the 2nd in his lungs

[@itsdabees]

Such is life

[@C.I...]

@@dr.1277 Is he the Pharaoh who had a passport?

[@quantumblur_3145]

​@@dr.1277 pharaoh's curse (immune system response)

[@Mr.mcdougal]

I don’t think I’ve ever watched an entire KZbin ad in my life that’s not forced. He made the ad entertaining, and I watched the whole thing. I’m sure he gets paid more if we watch the whole ad. He’s a genius.

[@thatguy1094]

Bro has never watched Internet Comment Etiquette.

[@TheRealFalkerry]

Me reaching for the officer's gun to tell him the safety isn't on :

[@jennifervan75]

What's the name of that meme?

[@TheRealFalkerry]

@@jennifervan75 commenting so I get the answer too

[@GoldNargacuga]

@@jennifervan75 Me telling the officer im strapped as i reach for my seatbelt

[@R3D_Lantern]

If the cop has a glock, he probably does, it won't have a safety.

[@Zyzzyyx]

My freezer just made an ice cube, im privileged.

[@RTheu2109]

When he said he went offtopic he wasnt kidding, from perfume we went to Japan and Yokai and suddenly to mummies.

[@specialed6357]

"It's all connected"

[@Feliphezo]

Do you think IH plagiarised someone to make this video as well?

[@LuxLoser]

​@@FeliphezoBlud, let shit go. It happened once, it was corrected, there's no evidence for any other videos being plagiarized, and every video since has been VERY good with proper citation. Fuck more do you want? A big long apology from someone you don't know doing things that have no impact on you? So you can feel less like a slacktivist and like you did something?

[@killerqueen6054]

@@FeliphezoThat situation was resolved, yet you’re going to hold it over him and his audience forever. Since he never spoke of the incident, we will never know what actually occurred, but what we do know is that the matter was clearly settled because the video was allowed to be put back up. So you’re going to condemn him for making a mistake, and correcting it.

[@Feliphezo]

@@killerqueen6054 He never owned up to it.

[@MuunTheMoth]

I love how each “Ad time” gets more and more unhinged

[@illbeV.]

You're forgetting he isn't a Nordinary man

[@sunnyjim1355]

NordVPN: "OK IH, here's our idea for the next ad..." IH: "Shut up"

[@Rose-hh7mk]

NORD VEE PEEN

[@neepgang4091]

Hard to top his No Russian ad. That one was insane

[@weeb3244]

Idk there was a couple wild ones, like when he was trying to see just how far he could push the envelope with them, and realized the answer was not far enough

[@Jesus-jq5zw]

You think egyptians ever went 'hey, you think people in the future will mistake our mummies with big salamis and eat them?'

[@PALACIO254]

"Naw it's fine now help me cover him in our 11 secret herbs and spices"

[@olknoxlo]

Best plot twist is they were saving them for later themselves, And the Brits raided the pantry

[@D3w10n]

@@PALACIO254 IF they didnt want us to eat them, why did they spice them up before drying?

[@bombthezoms]

"if its good enough for kramer its good enough for me" is the start of a few episodes of seinfeld i think

[@nathanvontollivervincegill7857]

Typical internet historian viewer

[@varogoth]

@@nathanvontollivervincegill7857 funny and cultured? I agree

[@goreobsessed2308]

Atleast 30% of em

[@dihexa7256]

“If it’s good enough for Kramer it’s good enough for me” is also my justification for dropping the hard-r in public

[@hilotakenaka]

@@dihexa7256that’s That’s the exact joke IH made

[@adashofbitter]

I own an old cocktail book from the 1800s called The Flowing Bowl by someone calling himself “The Only William”, and there’s a recipe for punch that uses ambergris.

[@tehrealBANE]

Upload a pic and post the link, I gotta see dat shit.

[@hilotakenaka]

“But what about William the Conquero-“ “Didn’t exist. Not real.”

[@aaroncoff611]

​@@hilotakenakaNah. He existed. Williams are like the trinity. Seems like there are more than one, but its really all the same guy somehow.

[@willman2k8]

​@@aaroncoff611I'm shocked a non-William actually gets it

[@JEMA333]

My god it's him!? It's willam ​@@willman2k8

[@GuyPerson-jt9tv]

I like how Internet Historian just talks about ordinary things now, while Ordinary Things is talking about geopolitics.

[@niccolomiglio6996]

And Ordinary Gamers has become a crackhead drama channel

[@dupond9248]

hes tryna steer the attention away from cave drama

[@giogio51592]

@@dupond9248 if i had a dollar for every person who gave a shit about it, i'd be in debt

[@nimroids6587]

@@giogio51592that’s actually so fax. I haven’t seen a single person indicate that they give a shit since that drama started

[@GuyPerson-jt9tv]

@@dupond9248I do think he's a total plagiarist piece of shit though

[@ChronoSquare]

I absolutely LOVE the editing with the Japanese style art. I would totally binge 800 hours of Japanese folk lore edited and narrated by Internet Historian.

[@FumblsTheSniper]

I’m definitely throwing out the “if you think about it, killing the whales delays the rising sea levels” at the gender reveal party this weekend.

[@lucascoval828]

😂😂😂

[@Lewtable]

To be fair, so does the human race, or cows.

[@7996hobguy]

It's 2024, how are gender reveal parties still a thing? You shouldn't burden a newborn by forcing them to abide by your cultural norms. Delivery blocking drugs should be used in case the baby is born with genitalia that doesn't match their self identity.

[@TheTGOAC]

They're revealing a new gender? God it's hard to keep up with all the old ones!

[@hadayimosi]

How can a fetus self identify at that age?

[@PeterTheRock3]

"Worthy of eye contact? That's *cute* " Damn, not a full minute in and already hitting below the belt

[@mariecarie1]

He’s a cheeky one to talk, isn’t he?

[@gae_wead_dad_6914]

This entire video is like a fever dream It's almost as if Internet historian stole SO much, no w that he's forced to use something of his own - he has to put this type of skit on Talk about self esteem straight down in the gutter

[@grannysgushinggash]

it's not like you're gonna like his videos anyway, he might as well cater for the fans he's got left ig 🤷‍♂

[@dankmeme2756]

It's okay because you have nothing below the belt.

[@endernightblade1958]

fun fact: the foreigners didn’t just start eating mummies out of nowhere. apparently it was a result of a mistranslation, mumia was actually found in black rock asphalt, but someone translated something wrong, and given the existing propensity to use human bodies for health reasons, they went wild with it.

[@FUCK_________googIe]

what the fuck do you mean mumia was found in asphalt? and what the fuck does asphalt have to do with people thinking powdered mummy is a health supplement

[@JuliusOlivierMaxim]

🧐

[@skulldon]

Mumijo as in shilajit?

[@franzpattison]

Citation needed

[@poppers7317]

Mummies also smell really intensly like herbs so it's not too out there to think they are good for your health.

[@antonyduhamel1166]

"I took the brakes outta my car. Man like me never learned how to stop." "Shut the FUCK up!" This will always be the best NordVPN ad. But every time I see another Internet Historian NordVPN ad, I'm reminded of it, so it's OK.

[@MforMovesets]

Japan pulled the pro pranks, those which only work if you let your fake mermaid rot for a 100 years and don't even live to see the prank resolve. Now THAT'S dedication.

[@phartferd5738]

Most japanese thing I've ever heard of.

[@abandonedtoothbrush]

“Ha ha ha, this will confuse all the future people so very much, ha ha ha” they said, in perfect Japanese…

[@LaughingindaMirror]

Gotta do something to make you laugh when you live in a monastery​@@abandonedtoothbrush

[@Shitposting_IHMN]

me when I got caught stealing, so now I make worse videos because my viewes are sheep

[@phartferd5738]

@@Shitposting_IHMN no thanks, be well.

[@jaekarr2510]

the only man that can get away with a christmas ad in the middle of march

[@thencrranger5628]

But it's April...

[@samstits8982]

@@thencrranger5628 bruh it’s may

[@mr.majkenocs]

​@@samstits8982 it's June you oaf

[@jamesdrummond7684]

@@samstits8982 it's gonna be may

[@patriot1525]

Also the only man on KZbin that can get away with plagiarism without any actual repercussions

[@DavSanEsc129]

The "Ba Rock, Obama" Joke had me laughing for quite some time. Nicely done my good sir

[@jabrondestoroyah]

You're so cringe m'lord

[@NKTiger]

I've been washing myself with African black soap for two years now don't tell me it's been ferret shit this whole time

[@BobGeanis]

Ayo what 😂

[@zacharyamos6139]

I’m so happy to hear about flowers losing their fragrance. Because every time I have smelled flowers in the store I don’t smell ANYTHING. Now I know I’m not broken

[@ariannasv22]

Some of them smell weirdly of almost of bubblegum. I guess that's the spray they put on them, but I grew up with my grandmother's roses so I know that's not what roses actually smell like.

[@WilliamAndrews0]

There is a rose-garden in Dublin that has huge areas of bred roses and you'd think you get assaulted by the flowery smell, but it's just very subtle, and then you go to the small area that has wild roses in it, and the smell is so intense, you can't stay in there for long, even though it is all out in the open (even in a relatively windy area, next to the ocean).

[@justadummy8076]

I’m not happy to hear about it, the flowers have lost their fragrance!

[@poopsmith6853]

The smell could be bred back in but the qualities selected for will diminish

[@jesarux8233]

Beginning the Mummy section with the Yu-Gi-Oh opening is class

[@grumbo8634]

I fucking died it's so good

[@JBrander]

23:05

[@DinggisKhaaniMagtaal]

You know, you’d think that the “whales are fish, just look at the tail” joke in this video was just another little Internet Historian goof, but, as fellow Moby Dick readers can attest to, Herman Melville literally spends a chapter of the book trying to argue this point

[@MattManDX1]

The book was narrated in the perspective of being Ishmael's journal so it would fit the character of a blue collar early 19th century sailor to not understand biology.

[@PenguinDT]

People who complain about Tolkien's habits to obsess over little details would get an aneurysm from Moby Dick. There's an entire chapter explaining the concept of sweating.

[@WeenusMcMenace-dm6ep]

​@@MattManDX1 From a marine biology perspective, there's no such thing as a fish, because it's impossible to cleanly group fish that doesn't include marine mammals or even land animals. For example, we are more closely related to goldfish, than goldfish are to hagfish. Biologists have terms like "Cartilaginous fishes" or " ray-finned fishes", but "fish" as a scientific term doesn't exist.

[@danilooliveira6580]

@@WeenusMcMenace-dm6ep it exists as a paraphyletic classification, just like the way we refer to dinossaurs informally.

[@higginswalsan]

He’s correct btw

[@stuartmcarthur795]

“It’s stage 4 cancer” Jesus Christ it’s 2am and I think I’ve just woke the entire house laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MoonTurky]

*Hahaha, cancer is funny lol*

[@accessdenied4551]

@@MoonTurky get a sense of humor and go touch grass

[@TheOtherBradBird]

@@MoonTurky Yes. Otherwise Norm died for nothing. Miss that old chunk of coal.

[@shr1mpsush1]

I can't lie, an Xbox with PT still on it would be a museum piece.

[@yzrippin]

The fuck is pt?

[@Mr_Snek037]

​@@yzrippinplayable teaser. It's a very famous demo that got taken down

[@ZX-Gear]

PT was a demo for what would have been Hideo Kojima's Silent Hill.

[@Striker775]

Xbox cross compatibility is crazy

[@GojiraBiscuits.]

Still on it? Wasn't pt a Sony exclusive?

[@8lacKhawKtheRIPPER]

"We're almost done with the series and then it's back to the usual content" I'm not sure I wanna go back to 1 video a year, Mr Internet.

[@kimorayn1733]

Herstorian's Internet History is the next series, I've heard.

[@michakonieczko6875]

Better 1 excellent video per year than 5 average ones

[@mariecarie1]

Especially ones with plagiarized content.

[@LikaLaruku]

The days when IH & Jontron were like the illucive groundhog.

[@Bound4Earth]

Well I mean he can't steal it this time so I imagine it will be much better, or much worse. Either way, what a shit show how they handled trying to steal the entire cave story almost word for word. What a pos creator.

[@skyscall]

I'm gonna be honest, watching Internet Historian shitpost and animate in full historical Japanese style was not on my bingo cards but I'm glad it happened.

[@tomorrow6]

And who said his shit doesn’t stink? Or his musk perhaps? Well certainly that Moby Poo when it gets wet

[@hadayimosi]

This type of comment was on MY bingo card... original stuff.

[@senzayyy]

With his videos you can definitely listen whilst occupied. But the visuals...when I first came to this channel and saw that even the ads were original? With their own visuals as well? I recognized the massive amounts of effort and focus and research(not just on the topic). And I subbed once I saw he had multiple vids. He takes a long time between posts but Idc. His work is high quality.

[@Scrotux]

a mini series using ancient art styles would be great

[@killerqueen6054]

@@pommeslord1824 That drama was the stupidest thing ever. The video was re-edited, credit was given, and the author was happy with it. It was a mistake that was fixed, and wasn’t harming anyone, yet HBG took a shot at IH because of political reasons. It’s also of note that people went through his backlog and couldn’t find any other plagiarism. So it was a single mistake in his whole history that HBG tried to cancel him for, when the actual author that was plagiarized had no problems with how everything ended up.

[@aaroncampbell331]

I can tell by the sponsored ad in the middle that this video should have been released in December

[@louisd1827]

and I do ever wonder what happened around that time that might have delayed this video xD

[@shoulderpyro]

"If it's good enough for kramer it's good enough for me. AD TIME-" *I get an actual midroll ad* .. well played.

[@audiosurfarchive]

Time to get ReVanced. I think I've avoided so few ads in the last 5 years I have little to no idea if what Flavor Of The Month is being shilled anymore, and man is it refreshing. I support donating directly much more now than having YT get the shekels, paying out a tiny fraction to it's lifeblood creators.

[@TheForbiddenLean]

Moby Dick and Balls are very large and can be intimidating, but delightful when given a chance. Real page turners.

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

Read Moby Dick Until Something Gay Happens Impossible Challenge

[@SonOfNone]

19:23 _"Harry, did you put the Ningyo into your mouth?!"_ Dumbledore calmly asked.

[@nucliam]

Only 2 minutes in and Kramer Laugh Factory reference is incredible. I love the detail and effort that goes into these vids. Such a joy. Stay fancy.

[@IszackJustPlays]

“people wanted to stink good but people naturally stink bad” 😂 You have such a way with words 😅

[@hendawg7947]

its called plagiarism. His mother is very proud.

[@EastSheriff]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SumThingFawful]

​@@hendawg7947What part?

[@LatinaCreamQueen]

He probably stole the joke.

[@SumThingFawful]

@@LatinaCreamQueen If it was stolen you would know. You people have whole reddit dedicated to snooping though IH's every video. You know, it feels me with joy to know you HB fans will eternally seethe that IH didn't quit youtube, grovel at your feet or off himself like James S. See ya next upload your unique and original comment.

[@theredvelvetyfox8814]

Moby balls is an amazing read

[@MetalMugger]

SIMA is far better

[@FelixKrankenkilledmykids1974]

You should read moby co-

[@sunnyjim1355]

Well, it can't be as overated and just outright bad as the prequel, because that would 'literally' be an imposibility.

[@snowmoutain01]

Moby's Balls was an amazing album. Probably his best work.

[@vonpredator]

Available on Audible!

[@potheadpig]

"You know when you just killed a beaver and you cut open it's ripe abdomen?" Not particularly, no.

[@peter-r3o3v]

im going through just the worst hell of a depression and these videos are oddly soothing to me. thank you

[@milo8425]

Oh man using historical art instead of stock photography for your photoshop skits is actually kinda something I want tons more of now.

[@MsAriesQueen]

Gives me huge Monty python feels with it and I LOVE it xD

[@R3TR0J4N]

​@@MsAriesQueenexactly!!!

[@elishh8173]

Me too its so cool!!!

[@snekks7497]

Someone tried to sell me body spray. I said, "Don't even Axe me."

[@hilotakenaka]

I mean that pun’s even more fitting considering IH brought up Lynx and that’s essentially Australia’s Axe

[@josephm6602]

I’ve got some shit to say just for the fuck of it!

[@alfredotovar8984]

Since we’re on the topic, anyone remember Tag body spray? Those ads were something 😂😅

[@Periwinkleaccount]

Sure bud, nice fake internet story.

[@franksavage8031]

Rim shot!

[@nman625]

The shark tank audio clips being muted. Good old KZbin. Always with the little guy.

[@Potent_Techmology]

I wonder if he'll address his plagiarism accusation

[@Dan_Kanerva]

@@Potent_Techmology i wonder if you think these type of comments are still relevant

[@rickyray2794]

@@Potent_Techmology Oh lordy, go away. Nobody cares about some no-name journo, least of all the fans of IH who is infinitely more entertaining.

[@Potent_Techmology]

@@rickyray2794 ya, you can be both funny and a plagiarist

[@saysalla]

@@Potent_Techmology No you can't, that just means someone else is funny and it's our job to find out who so they can get the proper credit instead of living their whole lives under a nazi's shadow

[@jonathanemerling1071]

Hey internet historian I love you please never stop

[@heckinmemes6430]

All i'm saying is, we have the technology, we can make more mummies.

[@panasclepias2937]

They have to be aged in order to be delicious though.

[@jamesshefchik9690]

The Thought Emporium mummified a chicken a few months ago. A laborious experience IIRC.

[@AugustRx]

What technology? You guys can time travel 5000 years to the future.

[@dihexa7256]

There’s actually a company who’ll do it, but it’s VERY expensive

[@X-SPONGED]

I mean, Thought Emporium did mummify the first ever carcass in modern history since the ancient egyptians got wiped. It's on their channel, I think you'll find it quite interesting. They're even selling papyrus scrolls of the instructions on their store

[@ninelivesstealer]

The "olfactory" pun was incredible, actually. I would have been the one guy in the audience laughing.

[@xxbot]

"Back to the regular content", at this point I do not know what Internet Historian consider as regular content, and at this point I am too afraid to ask

[@LatinaCreamQueen]

Probably going back to plagiarism.

[@matthewharner1744]

OK ​@@LatinaCreamQueen

[@HYDEinallcaps]

@@LatinaCreamQueen ywnbaw

[@LikaLaruku]

@@LatinaCreamQueen Did you utterly gloss over the part of that video where he said it was the only single example of plagiarism he could find from this KZbinr, or do you just have the attention span of a pebble? I'll bet you thumbed up your own comment too.

[@FirstLast-ow1pt]

@@LatinaCreamQueenI can’t believe you keep commenting about this and you’re not even getting paid lol

[@georgetsakmakis7499]

Always a good day when IH makes a new video.

[@cyber_xiii3786]

Seriously what psycho looked at animal intestines and feces and thought "OHHHHH we should be liquifying this stuff and spraying it all over ourselves!"

[@Sonichero151]

People have been weird since the creation of our species.

[@EviGL]

"I mean it attracts females for them, so maybe, just maybe we'll have a chance"

[@albirightback445]

The french.

[@kongk4]

The same reason aids was discovered.

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Hey don't knock it til you try it man, the dogs LOVE me and don't even get me started with the peanut.. butter... ..perfume. I mean. Yeah.

[@Sgt_SealCluber]

"The Ba Rock, Obama" And now I'm questioning whether Obama is a real place name in Japan. HOW DARE YOU!!

[@Chalepastel]

i was like, yeah good joke, and then i started questioning and that part broke me. I'm broken now

[@Cron0s91]

IT IS

[@Texelion]

Don't you know Obama Beach ? It's were the Americans landed to liberate Japan from the French or something.

[@rhino202]

This entire video made me question reality

[@michaelcallisto]

It is. I went there last summer. It's north of Kyoto.

[@NegaZxyz]

"You're not allowed to harvest the beaver" - when she says lets just be friends.

[@grief8060]

that smell like 7 layers, that beaver eat tacobell

[@supra107]

@@grief8060 come on!

[@invaderIRK1]

Bro I’m loving this series of vids, please don’t drop them any time soon. It’s so interesting learning about intricate and random aspects of society and the world

[@Capum5]

"With this NORD-themed brick." Really got me for some reason, amazing. And the closely followed Nomad joke kept the giggling going for a good bit.

[@cursedex80]

"I got mad. Digitally." I hate it so much that I laughed at that.

[@BazukinBelyugovich]

It's such a bad joke I'm DYING

[@Absolutely_Nobody]

God damn it. The "Ba rock, Obama" got me good.

[@pink_kino]

"if it's good enough for Kramer, it's good enough for me" LMAOO

[@gossamera4665]

Man that's really dark, imagine offing someone just to harvest their vomit, or gallstones, and then throwing the rest away. That could be the plot of an alien movie.

[@elishh8173]

Yes we humans are horrible. It's absolutely cruel and not worth it in my opinion. Also very weird how they found out what smelled good in an animals ass for example. Really weird people haha

[@Jotari]

Futurama did have that one plot line where aliens were hunting humans for their noses.

[@crodu_u]

basically the plot of avatar 2 right?

[@ANIMAL.LOVERS.DONT.EAT.ANIMALS]

This kind of "use the whole body" mentality is actually counterintuitive to being resource conscious. This just isnt how it works. Ill explain with a similar situation- leather. So people think leather is great because its using all of the animal and leaving no part wasted-but this is not how the economy or resources works. When the sale of leather is legal, its its own thing with different purpose as a "material" or "ingredient", meaning it would have different buyers and a different supply and demand situation. What this means is animals are quite often impregnated, raised, and killed for nothing but the skin alone while the rest is not used. In fact, skin of unborn calves is considered the most prized leather and so sometimes pregnant mothers are killed and discarded purely for the skin of the fetus. Thats unbelievable amounts of food and water spent to raise a tiny amount of product but its financially more lucrative for the seller. Most animal agriculture is self-certifying so any kind of humane or resource efficient logo you see is pure bullshit and there are loads of documentaries on this. Lastly even if the whole animal is used there are countless debates, forums and documentaries that exist to debunk the idea that it is resource efficient to rely on any animals as a source of any kind of material or food as they are secondary/tertiary producers on the energy pyramid (and a lot of other stuff). Check out r/debateavegan for example with any questions you might have about any situation and people from all over the world in various economic situations will explain with cited sources why animal products are never resourceful

[@Hugsloth]

@@crodu_u I was about to say, that's literally the plot of Avatar 2.

[@Crocogator]

Imagine 5000 years after your death, your curse awakens and watch someone dump your ground up body into their flower garden.

[@SrSpankems]

I've actually been to the laugh factory when Kramer was doing a set at the laugh factory. This was before the infamous video. He asked the crowd if they had any deformities. I showed him my webbed feet. He said to me, and I quote "Throw his ass outside, he's a Ningyo, he's a Ningyo, he's a Ningyo. A Ningyo, look there's a Ningyo." I guess that's just part of his act. I met him after outside the club and we had a chat. Chill guy, really nice about it.

[@obnoxiouspedant]

toad boy

[@BringusTheDingus]

💀

[@SafetyBriefer]

"Everyone come look at the ninyo man!"

[@JPVPointer]

Bud, your content is gold! Please keep it coming!

[@thilsiktonix]

(stolen)

[@JPVPointer]

@@thilsiktonix explain please?

[@OHHHHUSBANT]

​@@JPVPointersome breadtuber (the most annoying and miserable people on youtube) mad about some dude's success and being more entertaining/funny. Plus tried smearing him as a nazi subtly in his video Summary, the video failed despite the views, pretty much no one but the breadtuber's fans care

[@Maxjoker98]

Can confirm, the city of Cologne does not smell great. But to be honest, I don't know of a city that does.

[@L.Pondera]

There has to be one. Or at least a bunch of towns that can be added up.

[@TheUnknownLegend1234]

Indeed, but at least there's plenty of Kölsch. 😅

[@TheGosgosh]

Kölsch doesn’t smell that good, either 😂

[@white6505]

some places in brazil at night smell of night jasmine. and some coastal cities smell of the sea and of tasty food. but those are very few places, the rest is pretty much how you would imagine brazil to smell like.

[@luke-il5nr]

​@@white6505bro tf you talking about 💀

[@kaystephan2610]

I just wonder HOW they found all this out? Like...who thought "Yess...WHALE VOMIT. Let's put WHALE VOMIT into our perfume"? And who then said "Let's try this gland near the balls of this specific type of deer"??? Like ¿

[@ezeqeel8352]

People have hunted whales for thousands of years, of course someone had to eventually find that out.

[@pimvanduijne]

as they started to understand what chemistry was and how it works, they started to understand better and better where to look. to the point of arriving at synthetical almost everything.

[@Mereologist]

It turns out that whales occasionally yak up the ambergris and it floats (for years, sometimes). So it had been found before in the ocean and on coastlines. All the way back in Ancient Egypt it was used for incense and the like (it burns quite readily), so its olfactory properties may have been known longer than its source.

[@BaldorfBreakdowns]

I like how distinct these videos are from the Incognito Mode ones, you can only just barely tell it's two different channels if you pay really close attention.

[@ExaltedUriel]

Yeah, the main channel videos are much more focused on telling a story, where the Incognito Mode videos go more into the technical details of things.

[@Vincent-ri5cr]

the only youtuber i still watch. How can someone be so educative while still so incredibly entertaining. Thanks for your content champ

[@saschaberger3212]

"Hey look at that giant block of whale vomit. Let's make perfume out of it!"

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Can't be worse than that one I made with--uhh y'know some things are better off staying in the bedroom.

[@christianalanwilson434]

I mean Gwyneth Paltrow is still doing basically the same thing. Convincing gullible idiots that they need something useless has been a grift since forever.

[@nerotoni3253]

I got a ad after the “here’s my Netflix special” and it was so sped up I thought it was part of the bit

[@MAGAMAN]

I can't believe there are people who still don't use ad blockers.

[@karlik4861]

@@MAGAMAN Using adblockers is breaking the law! youtube said so

[@FrostHollow]

@@karlik4861 okay and?

[@J64Gamer64]

It's been 84 years.

[@badassbillyb]

Isnt that from that boat movie?

[@SpookyTree255]

@@badassbillyb no, its from the raft book

[@zuralive]

I'm afraid its been 9 years...

[@Jackywhaler]

84 years and still no answers....

[@J64Gamer64]

@@badassbillyb you mean Moby Dick or Moby Balls?

[@Taegreth]

Thank you for inventing the Joe Rogan podcast. Big Ounce would have wanted it that way.

[@iamredjustice5984]

Dude the part about the stone woman outside the cave had me fucking rolling, all of that to build up to that joke, holy shit a masterpiece.

[@soulmana1010]

It’s a real story

[@zaidal-wadi2311]

That's a cuttlefish.

[@EdwardMichael3]

Yup not a squid. They are also super intelligent just like their squid and octopus cousins though. And very good cross dressers

[@trkagog6155]

It seems more like a reef squid than a cuttlefish, though its hard to tell from that angle

[@edcaous]

I volunteered at an aquarium once. There was a cuttlefish exhibit but it was always empty… …and now this talk has got me thinking about why it was empty. I never asked during my time there.

[@Longshanks1690]

So where’s the asparagus?

[@machinat3636]

You can always trust someone who creates perfume. They just make scents

[@Velereonics]

ask a mortician talked about the showcasing mummies thing. the snorting mummy powder is the most wild thing I've ever heard in my whole life

[@Azakamak2401]

The increasingly elaborate editing and animation is astounding and worth every minute of the wait between videos.

[@anderscu12]

Love how in the Nord VPN ad, the theme is Christmas, they say its middle of March, video gets uploaded in the begining of April. (:

[@FallingPicturesProductions]

and the bit at the end takes place in autumn.

[@neauthraxyeet3307]

The ad has better writing than current Hollywood

[@kristoffer8609]

That's a very low bar to pass though.

[@shioq.]

Gentleman Pirate is a better movie than 90% of Hollywood productions

[@Sonichero151]

It's the same writing as several hallmark Christmas movie plots

[@MetalXaldy]

That is if he DID write it, if we're going to compare him or his ghostwriter to screenwriters

[@LilacStarbloom]

@@MetalXaldyor if he just stole it from someone else. Given that Man In Cave was plagiarized, at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised.

[@whitethunderclap451]

My wife loves your laugh. Please don’t take her away from me.

[@bananajunky]

Whan Franz Ferdinand showed up on the screen i was convinced the video would go into his assassination in detail since that would be more than deserving of its own sequence. Most of the time its just summerized as "he got shot than world war started" but as it turns out it was actually a hillarious confusing situation

[@unncommonsense]

Franz didn't think it was funny.

[@bananajunky]

@@unncommonsenseI mean he was making some snarky comments during his speech after the first attempt failed but i have to agree that he probably was not enjoying it

[@Set2Seth]

​@@unncommonsenseI mean yeah, He shot his cake. That would ruin anyones day

[@I_am_a_cat_]

And here i thought the professor eating a Mummy in futurama was just a joke.

[@rickastley6549]

The editing done in these kind of videos is an artform in itself, beautiful

[@aniconomics]

We need more internet shenanigans, anything 4chan has gone up to?

[@TooBeefy]

4chins stopped being interesting after 2016, and especially after r/thedonald refugees flooded it.

[@MRC673]

i appreciate your accelerated upload schedule

[@myujmes]

he's compensating

[@Bruh_but_why]

​@@myujmes Compensating?

[@MRC673]

For his lack of uploads in the past 😂🎉😂

[@wantnotwant]

Millionaire mindset: I wanna smell nice Billionaire grindset: I wanna smell like s and animal glands

[@MforMovesets]

"An Xbox with P.T still installed." MAN now thats a true rarity.

[@kimorayn1733]

I used to look at the butts in that game... and Dream.

[@big_sea]

yes

[@NGorso1]

With this level of ad he could sell me a nord themed brick

[@szechuon6971]

“Who’s discovering this?” I’m wandering the same thing! Who figured an animal’s ass is where the sweet scent is?

[@pill1154]

Long human history I guess, there's bound to be some people in the past that get a little too curious about animal products

[@corvididaecorax2991]

Probably someone cutting up said animal for food. Or to learn about its insides.

[@enriquegarciacota3914]

@@corvididaecorax2991you have a cleaner mind than I

[@patrickbateman312]

Fard n shiid

[@obnoxiouspedant]

​@@patrickbateman312so true patrick

[@beelezebuber]

i’m a massive nerd (egyptologist) and at the museum i work at we have a note which they would give to people after their weird victorian mummy unwrapping parties and it has a bit of the mummy wrappings attached to it as a keepsake with the date of the party which is absolutely fucking insane

[@rustomkanishka]

Please tell me they didn't eat the mummy at the museum, too. Also, the cocaine mummies happened because the museum used nose candy as an insect repellent..how much money do you have to use nose candy as bug spray?

[@damyr]

Working in a museum, eh? Any out of the place artifacts kept in the basement? Maybe some alien skulls, or ancient alien machines used for building pyramids? Is there any unusual stuff at all?

[@obnoxiouspedant]

Pyramid? You referring to the giza mass autism array? ​@@damyr

[@damyr]

@@obnoxiouspedant Not sure what are you about.

[@pierreo33]

@@damyr Slaves built the pyramids. Tens of thousands of slaves over many decades.

[@nathangillmore5064]

"'Oh my God!' he says in Japanese." is one of the funniest lines you've written, IH.

[@kangalio]

I don't get it

[@big_sea]

yes

[@highfiveexpert2494]

If he wrote it.

[@ryrin6091]

@@highfiveexpert2494 No one cares

[@ut2819]

@@highfiveexpert2494 one video legit destroy every other video that he didn't copy legit brain decomposed

[@odiumfati9597]

Dude where are u!?!? Dont see it's about THAT time in every 3 to 8 months!!!

[@MG-ll5nw]

he got busted for being an extremist and a text thief

[@jensboeriis]

​@MG-ll5nw have you been watching "in praise of shadow"

[@hamzahnurreez8420]

​@@jensboeriisdude what does this have to do with anything.

[@RaidenKaiser]

I can imagine people sharing this to mess with family and friends who use too much cologne and perfume.

[@tommymarco]

lol !! I'm gonna do that !

[@LikaLaruku]

Go back to the 90s & have girls send it to the school boys who drown themselves in AXE body spray.

[@river7874]

"I broke the one rule of being a digital nomad." You became Twomad?

[@funnysticklady]

too soon

[@liamkeating1793]

a punishment worse than death

[@Potent_Techmology]

I wonder if he'll address his plagiarism accusation

[@Playradise]

@@Potent_Techmologythere's no need, the only ones complain are idiots like you, the rest of us are enjoying the contents

[@CosmicFever]

@@liamkeating1793 uhh.... have you not heard?

[@Yapmanpac]

Y'know what's really fancy? That nice Neon Genesis Evangelion blu-ray from 2021. $500 upon release. Now that's luxury.

[@GoldNargacuga]

i wouldnt mind spending $500 on a anime where people turned into orange fanta at the end.

[@idkwhatimdoing675]

Is it deep or is it just a an add for Fanta with depression

[@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate]

​@@idkwhatimdoing675 As deep as Rick and Morty

[@MintJammer]

​@@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate i mean evangelion isnt a comedy and has an ending so..

[@gregthehedgehog0956]

Was that the release on Geneon's website that had the original dub?

[@JetLagRecords]

Internet Historian, Subscribed because your content is fantastic!

[@HECKproductions]

that moment when literally every shot has a disclaimer that basically says "calm the f€€k down youtube this isnt actual footage of people engaging the no longer linving so dont demonetise me"

[@Brekner]

It's probably because the "Man in Cave" debacle, do some research on that, it's sad :(

[@KavsLockedOut]

@@Brekner the one where IH ripped the script from some blogger you mean

[@Brekner]

@@KavsLockedOut Yeah, it's sad that I can no longer look at his content the same :(

[@DavidKen878]

@@BreknerThere ain't nothing sad about that. You all are doing the absolute most.

[@christianalanwilson434]

the upper two commenters are why shampoo comes with instructions

[@christianlabrador2826]

Internet Historian is the only channel that makes me reach for the popcorn instead of the fast forward button during ad time

[@LatinaCreamQueen]

Or the google search to make sure he didn't steal it from anywhere else.

[@Liberty_or_Ded]

@@LatinaCreamQueen Get the fuck over it, cringelord.

[@kyero8724]

@@LatinaCreamQueen Sorry he isn't Nword bomberguy who trolled people to kill themselves while he was at Metokur. xD One video and did it better and more entertaining than that nobody. :

[@youdonegoofed]

@@LatinaCreamQueen Yet here you are, watching his content. Maybe you should stick to watching breadtubers.

[@thomasneal9291]

@@youdonegoofed got nothing to do with content buddy. Oh wait, yes it does.

[@KillTheFuture42]

The ,,5000 years ago" part with the dinosaur was unexpected but brilliant :D

[@CHEWYTv]

his AD breaks are actualy worth watching lol i love it so much

[@Doomer35]

This is the only channel I don't skip through the ad.

[@benargee]

14:38-14:50 sound missing? Did Dragons Den make you remove the audio?

[@ThyRavenWings]

ABC probably claimed it because Shark Tank

[@Qutoe]

Jesus these fuckin assholes. They're probably not even in the right.

[@evan]

31:54 ahhh the hollow knight soundtrack kicking in when you sit on the bench really got me 😌😌😌

[@yurithebrave]

I knew it!

[@dafire9634]

I was like "WHERE HAVE I HEARD THIS BEFORE?"

[@Whammytap]

Internet Historian pronouncing Japanese words and doing animations with traditional Japanese art is something I didn't know I needed in my life. Truly, the Internet does occasionally show me something I haven't seen or even thought of before.

[@augusthedman7485]

I tried to google that famous Obama rock from Japan, but i only get images of some african-american guy :/

[@serenity8839]

I hate to admit the perfume joke actually made me smile abit.

[@YumariiWolf]

I really like how he just causally asserts that a whale is in fact not a mammal but a fish. Just look at the tail

[@akpsyche1299]

To be fair, in a cladistic sense, all mammals are fish. We're bony fish while sharks and rays are cartilaginous fish.

[@noahtekulve2684]

I mean yeah just look at it

[@equilibrium9272]

Whad you say bout my mamma?😅 ​@@akpsyche1299

[@them0stanoying-500]

It’s a cetacean

[@EastSheriff]

I still come back to this video cause it’s fun and then I see newest comments and it’s people seething and crying and I enjoy. Thank you IH. ❤

[@trollalolololol]

That's honestly such a sad waste of time lmao

[@EastSheriff]

@@trollalolololol how is watching a video by a KZbinr I like wasting time? Do you mean me rewatching the video I do that cause I want to?? 🤔

[@F1rstNameLastName]

@@trollalolololol Nah, the people wasting their time are the hbomberguy fans who go on every single IH video to complain, giving him more views and traction.