Ruining the Splatfest

[@NoteBlock]

That losing theme does kind of hit, though

[@tuf_dev]

Losing theme remix?

[@wuucuah]

make an extended, remixed version of the losing remix

[@jennfreeman1962]

It really is good though

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

True, also I love your remixes!

[@Salmonboyo]

ok but did you know that if you win a different song plays?

[@RachelthePotato]

Did you know that they have a different theme that plays when you win? It sounds pretty good!

[@Simon_Dunkaccino]

personally i like the losing theme, it’s my favourite

[@melvint-p9500]

@@Simon_Dunkaccino i like team scissors too

[@six_buck_dlc]

@@melvint-p9500 yeah the Turf War theme is pretty cool

[@NoteBlock]

Fake news

[@missmccloud]

I feel called out 😭

[@Patterrz]

Losing is very cringe! I am sorry Failboat. I look forward to seeing your many splatting victories in the future of Splatoon 3 on the Nintendo Switch

[@Unovakid24]

Good to see you enjoy Failboat's content, Pat

[@grimreaper9121]

How about you join him pat?

[@PoipoleADMyt]

HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING

[@luigipowdemo6458]

Glad you said he's cringe as revenge for Failboat saying that Hackerling was cringe and blaming Fyrus when clearly he said it.

[@TylazerMK]

"Use the tri-stringer like a charger" As someone who used that weapon a lot, I can confidently say that's not how you should use it.

[@Codeheart]

Then how do you use it?

[@olixil68]

As a poking tool, not a one shot

[@BOB_DOUG_STEW]

Just shot or aim and shoot

[@ShadowzI1]

Area of denial and if you need to kill, annoying someone (poking and rapid blasting wide areas)

[@BagelsNSyrup]

Trick question you don’t use it

[@BroWhoIsDis]

This is the most impressively done, UNimpressive thing I’ve ever seen.. *Great vid!*

[@vorbibben]

Big man may have not won the splatfest, but he always was the winner in our hearts

[@arapp3308]

I only joined scissors because big man made a good point

[@norawatkins4713]

I saw some leaks and spoiler: big man is a boss in story mode and his boss fight he turns into the freaking Mario sunshine mantra ray!

[@norawatkins4713]

Also fry's fight has her use octostomps dead corpse. Also dj octovio isn't last boss he is the 1st

[@EV1LDOGGIE]

@@norawatkins4713 Literally what is the point of spoiling the game for people in a comment section of people who love it???

[@arapp3308]

Would I, a scissors squid, be known as a heretic for hoping that paper would win if it wasn’t us?

[@notusunknown9448]

Fyrus doesn’t seem to be a traitor. He’s more of team rock spy whos mission is to make failboat lose

[@Michael_Mika]

Underrated comment

[@waluigi9080]

How the hell did team rock win Scissors lose And paper 2nd place [I was on team rock and I am just confused]

[@dragons6711]

They were salty... And rock is a salt

[@Tailzy26]

@@waluigi9080 i know I’m surprised Scissors didn’t get popular! With how many people swooned over big man I thought for sure team scissors would of had popular vote

[@six_buck_dlc]

seems he succeeded

[@Maria.Annette]

I have an announcement: One man and four of his closest friends rigged a Splatfest! The results will shock you! Seriously though, I was not expecting the Real Time FanDubs Eggman rant in this video. Totally out of left field but also a home run? Is that a thing that can happen is baseball? Either way, great video.

[@bonegamerthecyndaquill7181]

The moment when Failboat's friends joined reminded me of when me, my brother, my dad, and my friend teamed up to do the same thing: attempt to win Except we actually won the 100x battles for team Scissors instead of losing them

[@h20dynamoisdawae37]

I thank you, failboat. You have done a great service to my team, the great Team Rock.

[@K.Bbluesword]

Agreed

[@iasomnium919]

*Team Rock slips Failboat $5* "Thanks buddy"

[@DaltonFan28]

Well now we know who to scream at on Twitter for Team Scissors having zero points. Be honest, it was all of us, not Dan.

[@ashtondronchi9997]

i liked this comment simply to make the count say 69. Be proud.

[@hackerling]

i still believe we picked the right team

[@1unar_eclipse]

PSA that there are videos with Splatoon 3 story spoilers IN THE THUMBNAIL right now - be careful in your Splatoon media consumption!

[@nettlesomenpc889]

Yep, I already got spoiled on a boss...

[@robert.7230]

Thanks for rhe warning!

[@MiaLovesCard]

Yeah they should at least put a Spoiler Warning right on the thumbnail And I'm probably the only one who's alright with spoilers.

[@Tailzy26]

Yeah I’m having a hard time just listening to the music without spoiler tracks popping up

[@GGGabrielGaming]

I hope baby gg can learn from our 100x mistakes

[@grimreaper9121]

Probably or probably not

[@grimreaper9121]

But how’s the baby?

[@NoteBlock]

Baby gg fortold of our losing streak and saved you in the nick of time!

[@squidinko8527]

“That rock scum fyrus is hurting hackers feelings” that’s gonna be one of the funniest moments I’ve heard today

[@Thinepickles]

I remember I tuned in at *EXACTLY* the moment the 100x with all stringer happened

[@cookiesandkarim7552]

Trust me fail. You didn’t ruin splat 3. The leakers did.

[@blazingblue9]

True

[@StarmisYTP]

Fair

[@SantiagoTheEnjoyer]

I mean, you can just not look at the spoilers, that's what I did And so far, I only spoiled myself around 18% of the game

[@katsoupman3218]

Hey guys! You wanna know about the ____ Fight? What the ___ have to do with the story? Why they’re after ____? The identity of _______? Click the video! Find out why _______ is _____!

[@chrislawlor6264]

Facts

[@ijustwantedtocomment8319]

As a human being who has successfully played splatoon 1, 2 or 3, I can confidently confirm that he did in fact lose at least one of the games he played during his experience with the splatoon 3 rock vs paper vs scissors splatfest.

[@bgamer5124]

Fun fact about Splatoon 3: Did you know that there is this REALLY good song that plays when you lose? You should try it!

[@pixelpix0098]

My friend: Hackerling should do asmr- Everyone else: *pulls out knives*

[@plantyt3246]

7:50 someone needs anti-perspirant. Which was an amazing joke delivered by Altrive/Mario/Joker Persona 5/Dash/Dakota, someone may even call it the funniest one in this episode

[@mario6055]

this is true

[@plantyt3246]

@@mario6055 facts

[@sanana3803]

The freaking "This losing music is so good" bit is KILLING ME!! ☠️

[@Joecool-wl6xh]

oddly for some reason during the splatfest, even though i was on team scissors, i had a single match where it put me on team rock instead and i was fighting against paper

[@superiorserperior6909]

If a group from an opposing team can’t be found in time. It will pit you against a group from your own team with random colors.

[@nathanblackburn1193]

Failboat: "Use it (the Tri-Stringer) like a charger." Me who's played enough Tri-Stringer to know it's not like a charger: "good thing I was on team Rock."

[@vglove8566]

*watches as the chaos that unfolded between rock and scissors while being paper on the sidelines sipping a caprisun*

[@discoboycraft2409]

1:30 NOTEBLOCK LET’S GO!!!!!

[@luigipowdemo6458]

Hearing Noteblock's voice is pretty sweet. Also thanks for the victory Team Scissors...

[@RubyNose10]

On team scissors i won 3 x100's and 2 x10's, felt bad to see 0 points but i feel the Tri color was alot harder at the higher ranks, barely won any of those due to the shield special on the tower

[@dragons6711]

Yea big bubble on signal was op... I used it

[@BlueBerry20071]

"father, may we eat the queen?" "no" WELP. it seems lil chatty has taken it's first life. btw, livestream quote.

[@NagKai_G]

The real reason: in tri-color turf war,if the defending team won, they'd get around 2500 points for each of the 4 team scissors players, if an attacking team (rock or paper) won, they'd get 5000 points for each player of their respective team, HOWEVER, if they got an ultrasignal, that doesnt just help them paint More turf, but also gives the team that got It an additional 2500 points for each ultrasignal they got; meaning that the defensive team could only acumulate a total of 10000 points, but the attacking teams could get up to 20000!

[@GaminJapasian]

No one: Not a single soul: Noteblock: Listen to this losing music

[@plaidhatter1674]

"Treat it like a charger!" Yeah. Treat the new weapon class like a different weapon class. Just stand still and wait for death.

[@CrazyCrash546]

“It’s butter if you don’t look at it.” Hackerling 2022

[@siluss]

1:51 me: I sure hope this house isn't haunted Me 2 minutes later:

[@daantjepappie5721]

As a team rock supporter I want to thank you for choosing scissors and intensiosaly losing all of those x10 and x100 making sure team scissors would lose since team rock is obviously superior thanks man

[@Wallis_2001]

I only encountered 100x battles twice during the premiere, but BOTH times, there was a connection error and the lobby closed. That's the Splatoon I know and love

[@IAteABox]

Pretty sure Noteblock is one of those mythical fabled people who’s voice reveal sounds EXACTLY like how you’d imagine their OC’s voice would be I’ve been in enough Discord VCs to know that it’s near impossible

[@eggward6329]

Fyrus is giving me personal vibes because when my friends and I were playing, one of my friends picked paper first so they had to use an alternate account. He definitely switched vibes when we were GAMING and when we got the victory for the splatfest. Team Rock let’s gooo! Good games to everyone! Can’t wait for the game and for future splatfests!

[@PoyoDesuka]

Rock beats scissors. Paper had barely enough strength to survive.

[@KLGB76]

And I thought I wasn't doing bad work for Team Rock. I'm clearly not at your level: you're a master of throwing!

[@nicholascollins5657]

When failboat says please it sounds like either he's being attacked or he's in pain. This man is hilarious

[@Tailzy26]

Or both Both is good

[@CraigsCornerStudios]

I don't know if you can read this, but thanks for stopping to Pax West last weekend! It was surprising that I got to meet you there!

[@pixel_blazer]

Fun fact in Japan scissors got 10 points Probably because fail wasn’t playing in that time zone

[@goose7618]

No? The Splatfest was worldwide, all regions had the same results

[@DorkyArt]

@@goose7618 No, they didn't! The commenter is right! In the Asia-Pacific, team Scissors got 2nd place

[@pixel_blazer]

@@goose7618 no 3 different regions United States Europe and Asia-Pacific Europe and usa had the same points 25 rock 10 paper 0 scissors But Asia-Pacific had 25 rock 0 paper 10 scissors

[@goose7618]

@@DorkyArt Worldwide Splatfests share results. That's why results weren't revealed till all regions stopped, so the results could be calculated

[@Allen-R]

oof you'll get' em next time 4:35 lol (it's nice that you can even see them kick the ink-bucket) 6:17 oh.. so that was how. (guess I must've made a really bad impression in those 2-man tricolor matches paired to someone with one)

[@SemiHypercube]

Fail's videos seem to always make me laugh

[@Sweetsugarorb]

WOW THIS IS AN MASTERPIECE GREAT JOB FAILBOAT MAKE MORE and I hope u get a lot subscribers good luck and become famous!

[@pokestyn]

I have watched this video way to many times, the losing theme joke never gets old for me

[@curtistester3720]

I definitely think that their needs to be more videos with noteblock, he is really funny and I would enjoy more of him.

[@akirahisui-lucario5636]

“Aw, that’s sus … they’re chicken dancing on me” ~ Failboat Daniel 2022

[@Antboiiii]

The truth is that most of the splat fest was tricolor and it was 1 against 2 and the 1 was scissors so that’s why it was yellow or blue who won in most games they made it un fare :(

[@CodeKirby]

"has a cute baby" *aww i bet gab liked that*

[@Moss_Dude]

Noteblock needs to make a remix of the splatfest losing theme

[@Im_JoeCool]

the entirety of team scissors: ...what? failboat: I know, I know it sounds bad..

[@SC_Dawn]

5:57 the Blaster was me Who Splatted Failboat my name was (Obviously) Pneuma

[@Tabbychu]

SO THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENED!!! Fail failing and Fyrus infiltrating team scissors to throw. We didn't stand a chance

[@jcumm6867]

Lolol "British funnyman" for Fyrus description

[@Scorpzie_]

"Just press A on it." *A Man has fallen into the river in Lego City*

[@NC_18]

I love the design of the ink idk why but i love it so much

[@Side_N0te]

The best thing I can say about the bow and splatana is, "well they look cool."

[@theawsomecheese9714]

While he was losing a lot of 100x battles for scissors, I won a lot of 100x battles for scissors

[@kingcobra8927]

I love clicking the comments when the video is newer then the length of the video. That means that people didn’t watch the video they just went straight to the comments. Like me

[@GreenGearStudio]

Hey, thank you for generously giving paper 2nd place! We present an origami lotus as a token of our appreciation

[@gavitron1929]

It was not just you failboat it was also the… turf war of the tri colour variety. (Ps love the videos fail, keep up the good work)

[@Cochu]

The returning defeat theme bit is so funny lmao

[@DrKoneko]

I have to be completely honest, that song when the round is over is a banger...

[@SantiagoTheEnjoyer]

No Failboat, you didn't. We played as a team, we lost as a team.

[@bnks306]

*So it was you, Failboat.* *(and everyone else who threw)*

[@trulyunknowable]

Can't wait for NoteBlock's cover of the Splatoon 3 Losing theme

[@trulyunknowable]

Oh there it is

[@kidpico456]

I love how someone else is talking about the losing music I remember I kept saying like this is a banger! every time I lose a battle from this🤣

[@novn6732]

Thank you for assisting rock 😎

[@zerodaidiot9960]

12:00 thank you all for watch

[@friess7401]

noteblock going on abt the losing track is so hilarious

[@firesd7306]

Fun fact, I won almost every 10x I got, lost a 100x, got a 333x, and got disconnected on it.

[@thecommonman9524]

I was tuned into the stream while playing Splatoon 3 myself. Listening to the losing streak while pretending Team Paper might win was great.

[@octolimb]

I won 3 100x battles for scissors so in total we got +1

[@scatterspace1494]

10:37 Hackerling does really live up to their name

[@icepaxmangamer8781]

...I may have lost a 333x for team scissors. It may or may not have been against team rock. The problem with scissors is they are so good that they are a double-edged sword

[@N34RLY_N0CTURN4L]

fellow team scissors member here! i struggled a lot with the tri color battles, i only actually won like ONE lmao, we were doing good at the halfway mark, but got absolutely CRUSHED at the end :((

[@copeman4306]

HAHAHAHAHA THE CUTTIES SHALL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY EVER AGAIN! GO ROCK!!!

[@mrrfyW]

Yeah, exactly

[@that_jinxie]

You're first 👏👏👏

[@mrrfyW]

Idc!!!

[@coolerperson]

a

[@danielmorgan6466]

First comment all praise other k lol

[@mrrfyW]

@@danielmorgan6466 idc but thx!!!!

[@enginer_gamig]

It’s actually because tricolour is unbalanced for the middle team that cannot get the ultra signal

[@tuckisbad]

Yo that losing track is pretty good though

[@TGCPhilip]

That Real Time Fandub reference was risky Then Daniel called Fyrus a funny word

[@duckieissleepy4807]

Omg I glad I'm not the only one who gets the "a commission error has occurred" message. For some reason, I get it on most online games. Can't even have my sister come to my island for this reason

[@lofi_horizon]

Splatoon 3: You Can’t Spell Failboat without the L

[@E7636]

The new strat for winning splatfests is to make sure you're not winning by halftime and you'll at least get second

[@Arseneluci]

Fyrus had a British moment when spelling colour

[@Caleb_Landry]

I can not say I expected to see Noteblock all of a sudden

[@hAze_the_shrimp]

i have PTSD of Scorch Gorge.. first I lost a 100x battle, then a 333x battle shortly after lol

[@hAze_the_shrimp]

@DonFun take a wild guess

[@SlippySplash]

Hey no way thats me and my friends at 4:40!! ggs you guys were good lol

[@gunbi_the_antonion6733]

I'd say the most surprising thing wasn't that team Scissors didn't win, but that we didn't even get a single point

[@hhhuuuhh]

when the game comes out i challenge you and a group of people to make all the counters to reach 100% since tri color battles exist i think it might be feasible since i have never seen more than 90%

[@crumpchump]

Fyrus was our man on the inside, team rock forever

[@smugbowkid9919]

Nah, these look like phenomenal wins from my perspective.

[@imalltheragex2000]

You have failed the Big Man failboat, your punishment is one year in the endless sea of nonesense known has the live chat

[@LiterallyLies]

Watching this live was just as painful

[@SliminBlue]

oh hey suddenly i feel a lot better for only losing one 100x and winning most of my 10x's in the splatfest, thank you for taking sole responsibility for losing us the splatfest fail

[@TGCPhilip]

How win a Splatfest: *_DONT PICK FAILBOAT'S TEAM_*

[@Pierce64]

You didn't fail us boat, we failed you

[@YuBeace]

Call me ignorant but TIL Noteblock edits Failboat videos (or at least this one.). Noteblock is one cool dude.