STEP 1: Set up secret fake vampire cult STEP 2: Force new recruits to sleep in a coffin STEP 3: ??? STEP 4: PROFIT
@raccoon32713 жыл бұрын
Like the Underpants Gnomes from South Park.
@catwetterau82733 жыл бұрын
Make them hand over their wallets before they let you out
@CaliCosmicGal3 жыл бұрын
Isn’t this Call me Kevin’s Sims 4 series?
@Lucifersfursona3 жыл бұрын
Me forcing myself to meditate by making it fun like
@mollykircher31043 жыл бұрын
Sleeping in a coffin is the best dude
@spudtasticsalad36685 жыл бұрын
"I am embarrassingly rich" "i am TOO pretty" *DJ KHALED suffering from success*
@reallyfake_but_falselyreal76985 жыл бұрын
Spudtastic Salad big brain
@idontreallyevenknowanymore5 жыл бұрын
Spudtastic Salad I’m wheezing
@kat-zt7ru5 жыл бұрын
they jelous 😌
@mohamadnasr6865 жыл бұрын
Good one
@lechienjade79465 жыл бұрын
DEEEEE JAYYY KHAAAALED
@proffesionalbusiness37435 жыл бұрын
'I have slightly pointy teeth' They're called your canines hun
@justicemartinez26255 жыл бұрын
Lol
@pissapocalypse5 жыл бұрын
On all levels except physical, i am a wolf
@sandytheproblematicsand64804 жыл бұрын
@@pissapocalypse *WOF*
@Prince_-vu4wu4 жыл бұрын
Julya Flyer How dare you speak such racists words
@punchyboi69154 жыл бұрын
@@pissapocalypse **yiff**
@inkystars194 жыл бұрын
That girl who tells the "truth" was literally a bully and spread lies, her mom had every right to stop her as a kid.
@cinnabonbon3 жыл бұрын
I mean i can understand her telling someone else their hat looks like a nest if she was like 5 and couldn’t tell she was being mad, but her lying about someone cheating is just straight up bully material
@inkystars193 жыл бұрын
@@cinnabonbon exactly
@mangrovian11093 жыл бұрын
Yeah and they teaching these lessons to kids 😬
@Bobo-Nose2 жыл бұрын
@@mangrovian1109 Didn't they say in the beginning that the story is based on people learning the wrong lessons, pretty sure they *want* them to know the moral is wrong.
@rattersworld1016 Жыл бұрын
Yeah. WTF.
@ardosplays35845 жыл бұрын
i love how the moral of the story is like " dont tell anybody your secrets because there's a chance they could be an honest person and tell everyone your crime for you to face what you deserve"
@kiatorrette56314 жыл бұрын
Yea all I got out of that story was that she's an asshole that doesn't wanna face the consequences of her actions
@emilylike-the-soup25022 жыл бұрын
When will you learn?! When will you learn?!
@sophiavoyda90822 жыл бұрын
Hhjr
@sophiavoyda90822 жыл бұрын
G jj k p
@sophiavoyda90822 жыл бұрын
Hj k p
@rpgkingx36294 жыл бұрын
Zara: “I do have pointy teeth.” Also Zara: *shows flat teeth on the drawing*
@hongxiuquan693 жыл бұрын
Animators.
@tristasayers15162 жыл бұрын
“I have slightly pointy teeth” Me: yeah they’re called canines
@idontposthereanymore58812 жыл бұрын
@Dew Vulpeus i hate the fact i know exactly what this is referring to
@ПаніФевросія-л5н2 жыл бұрын
@@idontposthereanymore5881 why are you don't post here anymore?
Goth wannabe: These people are really secret! Their password: "cOoL vAmPiRe"
@blazer37564 жыл бұрын
LOL
@alabamaslammer39214 жыл бұрын
Quality pfp
@communistskeletonpiss4 жыл бұрын
If she really wanted to find some goth kids just join your school's theatre club Source:am goth theatre kid
@NameLoading...PleaseWait4 жыл бұрын
Watch South Park: The Ungroundable season 12 episode 14 they explain that goths are different than vamp kids ..... go to this link of the goth kids speech stating the difference kzbin.info/www/bejne/eaCco4lsjtGroa8
@ellacarbery14883 жыл бұрын
Omfg that pfp
@superoriginalusername.3 жыл бұрын
there was a point where I couldn't afford food but honestly this girl getting bullied for her gucci bag has things soo much worse :(
@thebushbros66263 жыл бұрын
No
@superoriginalusername.3 жыл бұрын
i was being sarcastic
@kavithanair4623 ай бұрын
ikr her life is horrible i'm glad shes in a better place now
@keelymassar61395 жыл бұрын
"I'm too rich.. it's embarrassing.." Me: *drowning in student debt* Sure Jan.
@blacklightredlight29454 жыл бұрын
Q . Q Don't pin this on me.
@NameName-yj7lp2 жыл бұрын
Exactly It’s a privilege. Fucking-
@moonxliqht2 жыл бұрын
marcia, marcia, marcia!
@hellgirl50002 жыл бұрын
Ok I just wanna say I’m happy to see someone else uses the phrase sure Jan lol 😂
@mehmew74254 жыл бұрын
I love how the bullies look like 69-year-old men
@nahrtbootycheeks4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@anido-47034 жыл бұрын
Nice
@tunafxsh4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@keexshound4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@kirin12304 жыл бұрын
Nice
@melissasmurphy45725 жыл бұрын
The girl in the I'm embarrassingly rich looks like a half peeled orange
@awkwardotter134 жыл бұрын
Melissa S Murphy your comment made me cry XD
@imk20074 жыл бұрын
This is a rare insult
@janejanebobanebananafannaf25224 жыл бұрын
She also looks like this 👁👄👁
@juniebunnz4 жыл бұрын
That was an amazing roast, thank you
@Leftijirox4 жыл бұрын
R/rareinsults
@dead_byte2 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Jarvis made a 2-minute long animated storytime about his bullying kink
@max.cr33p4 жыл бұрын
Next Up: "I'm a healthy person. I wish I didn't have arms or legs."
@nickieisknittingtoomuch4 жыл бұрын
Just gonna sit this right here kzbin.info/www/bejne/bGS6Zoigacemppo
@spiritbx13374 жыл бұрын
They exist, they call themselves 'transabled'. Ya, I can't wait for the meteor either.
@evesey4 жыл бұрын
@Leviathan for the most part most of the people who call themselves transabled don’t actually have BIID. most of them seem like they only want to be disabled because they for some reason hate being able bodied. the saddest thing about it is that them saying they are “transabled” takes away from people with actual BIID. and yeah of them may actually have BIID but from what i’ve read about BIID it’s rare and the people who have it go through great lengths to get rid of the body part they misidentify with. whereas most of these people just make “aesthetic” posts about how they want to be disabled. (sorry if this came off as angry, i’m not angry at you aha. this comment thread just reminded me of this and i’m just venting about how disrespectful I find people like this.)
@EvilRamin4 жыл бұрын
Next up: i wish i was pregnant
@evesey4 жыл бұрын
@Leviathan oh it totally ok! i just want to inform people so that people with BIID know they someone who believes them and so that they aren’t associated with those people. (people who say that they’re transabled often are nasty people and i would hate for people with actual BIID to be associated with them.)
@HopeCasias105 жыл бұрын
When a guy tells me hes into "real women" I scurry away because I'm really 3 owls in a raincoat and he musn't find out
@etps44445 жыл бұрын
😂
@movedtoponko_official87065 жыл бұрын
Me, a ton of treefrogs in a terrarium:
@Jwilhoftstg5 жыл бұрын
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@melodyhaviland93935 жыл бұрын
Hope Sunshine i HATE when that happens
@amychi_5 жыл бұрын
-shit- I'm a cat in disguise, I never encountered that situation before but it might happen
@nikorucupcake24995 жыл бұрын
“And i do have slightly pointed teeth” *left illustration closes up on the most curved/circular teeth ever*
@federativemapperholiday15805 жыл бұрын
VEGAN
@lucasmucas90725 жыл бұрын
Actually it’s just a big block of white
@lucasmucas90725 жыл бұрын
@little toad ahhh *Kids*
@cosmicpickle39885 жыл бұрын
666 likes ThATs SPooKy
@heavenlyjen4 жыл бұрын
You actually finding the clip art of that coffin is hilarious
@jackwilly4565 жыл бұрын
When you’re ego is so big you make a story called “I’m Too Pretty”
@darealtwenin5 жыл бұрын
#Actually happened
@shypenguin97665 жыл бұрын
*yor
@darealtwenin5 жыл бұрын
*your
@michaeltapia5055 жыл бұрын
@@shypenguin9766 Your*
@twystn20545 жыл бұрын
WHY WOULD YOU CHECK HIS GRAMMAR.... “Your*” “your” and so forth...
@Paidnotspaid4205 жыл бұрын
“THEY WERENT EVEN REAL VAMPIRES” Thats what your worried about. After you were almost buried alive your mad that they werent real vampires.
@balls68195 жыл бұрын
Burried? Lol
@Paidnotspaid4205 жыл бұрын
Imloth you know what i meant
@nyx24815 жыл бұрын
@@Paidnotspaid420 Yes, Vampires are just.... Yeah
@vonfreakenstein5 жыл бұрын
did i just see your comment in a boyinaband video
@dreamingdodo22075 жыл бұрын
You're* You're**
@dansmileyface5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: My story animated: I’m a millionaire, I wish I ate garbage instead.
@veghead054 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@lydias3764 жыл бұрын
@leksos gru that alrady is one of there videos
@Mayorfoxia824 жыл бұрын
ugh i have so much money and im able to live in a good house and take care of myself i wish i was a homeless person that could control rats
@sonyathepeculiartreasure26404 жыл бұрын
Lydia S are u serious 🙀
@ghostanimations34 жыл бұрын
you can eat trash though...
@sidoniegabrielle2694 жыл бұрын
there was a girl in a mental hospital with me that did basically share a “i’m embarrassed bc i’m too rich” story. she talked about how her dad was the founder of a huge streaming site and she was like “i didn’t know on the east coast you’re not supposed to brag about being rich it’s cool to brag on the west coast i didn’t know :’(” and it was very weird to hear in group exposure therapy when everyone else had just shared a genuinely traumatic experience
@ChorusCory Жыл бұрын
wow. so glad nobody did that at the one i was in
@gwest3644 Жыл бұрын
West Coast problems
@thallium.81 Жыл бұрын
West coastie here, she's lying, it's not cool to brag about how rich you are. She probably lived in a rich community or something.
@the_roman_emperor_fisheater11 ай бұрын
thank god i wasnt there
@keke.the.maggot5 жыл бұрын
No one: Animated story titles: My boyfriend murdered me and put me in the freezer but I am still alive because I got pregnant
@Jensenrobinb5 жыл бұрын
🤩😋😟😩😳😳😱*i ate five pounds of salt and now I eat bee larvae and I am a bŁúë whâłê*😀🤯
@zonahs58215 жыл бұрын
I tried to kill my dad but then gained 2000 million pounds but I became pregnant because I'm actually *GAY* GONE SCARY
@iderbatbayar74795 жыл бұрын
The Netflix original
@foxiki3875 жыл бұрын
The unborn child was the horcrux
@maxiball5 жыл бұрын
😛😛😃😂😚🙂OMG I died and got pregnant when dead and when my baby was born I lived!!!!!😵😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😯😯😯
@jankkhvej4345 жыл бұрын
"My Mom's Boyfriend Is Gay And Didn't Regret It" -title generator
@eucleiss-kfpspy92414 жыл бұрын
@butter BUG what?
@dedusmuln4 жыл бұрын
wow relatable
@Thor-Orion4 жыл бұрын
Seems legit.
@leg4ci2424 жыл бұрын
Animated Story Title Generator I Was Not Ready For What I Saw A UFO And My Dad Found Me On Dating App Generate Instagram | Twitter | KZbin made with 🤠by jarvis
@veggietale72074 жыл бұрын
This suggests that they had sexual relations with their moms boyfriend I’m intrigued
@coinwater85112 жыл бұрын
Weirdly enough, my school actually did have a a helicopter come once. There was a big field by my school. One kid had an uncle with a helicopter, so he got permission to bring it one day and teach us about helicopters. But there's no way the school would let him do that every day. It actually caused a bit of a ruckus, but it was fun for me and the other kids who had never seen a helicopter up close before!
@daydream51202 жыл бұрын
That sounds so cool!
@coinwater85112 жыл бұрын
@@daydream5120 it was cool and educational. Not gonna lie, I don't remember the educational stuff.... But maybe it sparked another kid's interest in being a pilot or engeneer or something idk.
@jennifervillalobos1505 Жыл бұрын
One time In PE, someone passed out and broke their leg so a helicopter had to come n pick them up to take them to the ER
@lavinialadlass9432 Жыл бұрын
Neat!
@chillitheconqueror3567 Жыл бұрын
That's so cool, my Helicopter had a school once!
@HighCaliberGarbage5 жыл бұрын
Pixar better step up their game. First story had 10/10 lip syncing.
@Katiedid20405 жыл бұрын
Pac Man turned into a ghost then possessed a wannabe vampire I guess
@m_e_nere5 жыл бұрын
Oh it's you :0
@GlassesnMouthplates5 жыл бұрын
Look at those expressions and fluid animated gestures too! Walt Disney wished he was this good before he kicked the bucket!
@idekxd63325 жыл бұрын
Lol wasn't expecting you to be here high calabier
@banniebunnie12764 жыл бұрын
“I am the richest person at school and it’s- OUR FAMOUS MEAT LOVERS AT PIZZA HUT embarrassing” the ad’s timing is top notch
@raiden1684 жыл бұрын
IM DYING 😂
@baguettetete9844 жыл бұрын
Sksksk yesh
@rodeogirl1354734 жыл бұрын
I’m deceased 😂
@NameLoading...PleaseWait4 жыл бұрын
Nasty ass greasy pizza how do they manage to make it that greasy...some may say the meat some may say the cheese that may make it more greasy but I have gotten a veggie pizza no meat no cheese just veggies greasy as fuck it is like they infuse oil into the dough
@kingbidoof76193 жыл бұрын
@@NameLoading...PleaseWait be careful what you say. Remember You can't out pizza the hut
@artificiallightk5 жыл бұрын
"I'm a relatable american teenager who totally exists" Oh, yup. Tots believe you, no problem there !
@theunicorn11675 жыл бұрын
More like „I‘m a relatable american teenager with a medical conditions that causes my hand to both point to the right side and I totally exist.“
@turyabhatkar5 жыл бұрын
Totes*
@marucalawrence28024 жыл бұрын
Me living in Romania like: “DRACULA AIN’T HERE GET USED TO IT”
@sas.tronaut50554 жыл бұрын
👉👈 when will he be home?
@kingbidoof76193 жыл бұрын
@@sas.tronaut5055 well you see he is a famous hollywood actor being in as many movies as he is it's hard for him to get free time.
@HouseplantFish3 жыл бұрын
@@sas.tronaut5055 he has been dead for a long time now... If you don't know what I'm talking about I'm talking about Vlad Tepes.
@terra_the_nightingale1353 жыл бұрын
@@sas.tronaut5055 that made me laugh way too hard
@-Ghostess3 жыл бұрын
@@HouseplantFish You can still visit the grave site since many treat him as a national hero through
@LamWarp4 жыл бұрын
12:05 Is no one gonna talk about the fact that the account name is "blurryface_mcstealyoman"
@thatplane38654 жыл бұрын
Dead lmao 🤣
@cassius10784 жыл бұрын
How did they predict the Supernatural finale
@superstellarhere3 жыл бұрын
Haha
@vintagekitten82043 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@MrSloth1003 жыл бұрын
Wut the heck lol 🤣🤣🤣
@NeighborSenpai5 жыл бұрын
I'm the richest girl at school and it's embarrassing Weird flex but ok
@-maya-64985 жыл бұрын
Cielitos El Azulito chill sis
@cheesyquokka5 жыл бұрын
@@azulhidalgoherrera2845 nah b, already have B)
@rafalswiniarski38665 жыл бұрын
I FORGOT TO CH-
@azulhidalgoherrera28455 жыл бұрын
@@cheesyquokka oh ok, forget what i just said. Veins are too important for being cut
@cheesyquokka5 жыл бұрын
@@azulhidalgoherrera2845 I was making a little joke, sorry if that was rude. But yeah, I agree, I've seen some people who are legit going through stuff like that, but gladly they're alright now. Thanks for the concern tho, I was just stressed and I thought a joke like that would releave some of that.
@jesschillin82704 жыл бұрын
"I am disgustingly rich" Boy you have no idea how much I want to be the daughter of Tony Stark
@Mossprite214 жыл бұрын
Do you want your dad to be dead?
@chichi99054 жыл бұрын
@@Mossprite21 think about the will he left behind
@dhananjayvasudeva76283 жыл бұрын
@@chichi9905 bit dark isn't it
@chillitheconqueror35672 жыл бұрын
I love money 3000
@gwest3644 Жыл бұрын
He honestly seems like he’d be a super shitty dad tbh
@fishknees4 жыл бұрын
“I’m embarrassingly rich” Hmmm, I can help you with that. *Just pay me all your money and I’ll tell you how to fix it*
@arthurthemikyu15864 жыл бұрын
You said you wish you had a regular amount of money? Give the riches to me! Done!
@arthurthemikyu15864 жыл бұрын
@Anamosité oh yeah that too
@NameLoading...PleaseWait4 жыл бұрын
But she is not rich her parents are it is not her money
19:19 "I'm a relatable american teenager who totally exists" seems legit
@MrGummybearmurderer4 жыл бұрын
Too relatable
@basilzoubi12904 жыл бұрын
Step one to passing an American airport with out a passport
@Gabby-wn7tr5 жыл бұрын
4:13 Wait, so she believes being pale is a vampire requirement? How would she react if a black person wanted to be a vampire?
@kittycatlover80005 жыл бұрын
Dude shush before she reads this comment, I'm disguised as the blonde dude that got arrested..... She didn't like the idea of a black vampire chick, so I did what had to be done.....🤣
@Rei-ul4gv5 жыл бұрын
THIS IS KINDA RASCIST
@mhopeless5 жыл бұрын
bercy is back :3 that’s not racist, the person who wrote the comment is just asking...
@deez7475 жыл бұрын
It isn’t though
@enbyspock2 жыл бұрын
I love how Zara is speaking her story out while we're viewing it, like she's just sitting at her computer narrating what is happening in real time. imagine walking into a room and seeing that lmao
@svnnyday5 жыл бұрын
I dated my brother to pretend i was straight ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@adelaida50195 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something they'll post one day
@lechienjade79465 жыл бұрын
SWEEET HOME ALABAMA
@adam35455 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@unicornfun33995 жыл бұрын
Dayum Alabama calm down
@svnnyday5 жыл бұрын
I'd like to just clarify for anyone who thinks I was serious: I don't even have a brother lol
@upupupuh31785 жыл бұрын
i woke up at the wrong time, i died and now I'm an angel ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@willowsparks89655 жыл бұрын
Hyen Gemeniano wHAT a nICE sToRy
@nycto-gamingandstuff32305 жыл бұрын
Hyen Gemeniano That’s pretty good
@yellowmello12235 жыл бұрын
I died before I was born and reincarnated as the same person again. ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@hugokool84235 жыл бұрын
Hyen Gemeniano @ you
@Kris.krisis5 жыл бұрын
WAITTTTT STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS!!!!
@yuhgetintoit60435 жыл бұрын
my birthday is the day i was born *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
@rozempire28435 жыл бұрын
Same Are you a a vampire too
@subwaysandwich66265 жыл бұрын
xD
@inky55745 жыл бұрын
Ya don't say
@mirandaalegria49645 жыл бұрын
Lol ARMY
@Messerschmitt_BF_109G_105 жыл бұрын
Oh wait-
@alinaberry70004 жыл бұрын
Hey Jessica, if your parents are rich, they could afford to get you a new haircut
@jasperjazzie2 жыл бұрын
or some better clothes lmao, a neon green scarf, purple belt and brown shirt and shorts is not a look, i guess all the money in the world can't buy fashion sense
@9annax5 жыл бұрын
I sold my soul to cheesecake factory and now I'm slowly turning into a cheesecake Actually happened!!!
@ratmannnnn5 жыл бұрын
it's fitting that your profile picture is Ariel
@chrismclain20975 жыл бұрын
555 likes
@ddgarza21125 жыл бұрын
Ah dude as soon as I saw the word cheesecake my cravings just ahh.
@funnpunn_xox69695 жыл бұрын
Woah This comment has 666 likes
@bagoflesh5 жыл бұрын
i'd do this
@kaylees19085 жыл бұрын
My dad went out for milk 7 years ago and never came back ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@snoyuu0465 жыл бұрын
Wow, that's amazing! My dad also left me but he went out to get cigarettes at the gas station instead of milk.
@septicsoldier25895 жыл бұрын
Have you checked the milk and cigarette isle? He probably just got stuck in a bear trap.
@Floompy9395 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised that there is no triggered feminists in the reply section😂
@whoever34415 жыл бұрын
but that actually happened
@TheWeasel8135 жыл бұрын
“YOU SAID DAD WENT OUT TO GET MILK 42 YEARS AGO! HE COULD BE BACK ANY MINUTE NOW
@bob8mybobbob4 жыл бұрын
"you see, I have this problem where I always tell the truth" *spreads lies* "And that is how my always telling the truth ruined my life"
@AnthroFox994 жыл бұрын
Watch out Jarvis. My story animated has been starting shit with other content creators reacting to their videos.
@inkystars194 жыл бұрын
Really?
@sas.tronaut50554 жыл бұрын
I know this is old but I need the tea, where do I find it
@michigangarnet38043 жыл бұрын
Jarvis made a video a while ago on Jarvis Johnson Gold about how they made a video about him drinking breast milk
@AnthroFox993 жыл бұрын
@@michigangarnet3804 it wasn't them that was starting crap. It was actually happened but they're gone now.
@idioticpigeon28235 жыл бұрын
My grandpa is actually my son. *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
@bruhbruh2105 жыл бұрын
Oof
@itsdalion66125 жыл бұрын
Big oofs
@gloomboyszn5 жыл бұрын
Easy, he was your and your great grandfather/mother's son.
@MusabNaveed5 жыл бұрын
What Time Machine did you Use?
@Cnut_the_grape5 жыл бұрын
I'M MY OWN GRANDPA!
@placeholderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr5 жыл бұрын
"My Father Forced Me To Revenge My Dad " -Generator bro what-
@ShadowWolf-rd1cs5 жыл бұрын
Whats the site?
@GrazoSmurf64005 жыл бұрын
Lol
@vanelly56525 жыл бұрын
Obviously her stepfather convinced her to take revenge on her biological dad
@GrazoSmurf64005 жыл бұрын
@@vanelly5652 r/woooooooooooosh
@vanelly56525 жыл бұрын
Grazoninja 6400 I was trying to be s a r c a s t i c
@nel_mp45 жыл бұрын
*I’m rich and hate it* BOI IF YOU DONT-
@dryb0nesz5 жыл бұрын
I’m too pretty and rich **sigh**
@Vincisomething5 жыл бұрын
@@dryb0nesz My parents love me and I can't deal with it 😢
@dryb0nesz5 жыл бұрын
Vincisomething omg I’m so sorry! 😪
@himinecraftbois3955 жыл бұрын
Ha
@yup40215 жыл бұрын
I’m so Quirky a tragedy
@gnashattack13 жыл бұрын
"i learned the hard way, guys!" *runs away from all of her problems which she caused for no reason and never faced any consequence*
@cloudsiies5 жыл бұрын
I am mentally stable! *ACTUALLY DIDN’T HAPPEN*
@jenergy87255 жыл бұрын
LMAO IM LAUGHING SO HARD!! my dad just walked in and goes, "ComE oN, iT CaNT Be tHat fUNnY..." I told him and he's laughing his head off. Its been three minutes and he's still going strong. Lol thank you for making him laugh he was in a funk
@cloudsiies5 жыл бұрын
Cray-Cray Potato aw thanks :3
@jasem10165 жыл бұрын
IvyPool AJ dumb furry
@cloudsiies5 жыл бұрын
SLEEK GAMER lol I’m not a furry XD
@discontinuedchannel45445 жыл бұрын
SLEEK GAMER Shut up, fortniter.
@FinnValentineB5 жыл бұрын
6:20 *LOOKS LIKE YOU MISSED YOUR VAMPIRE MEETING TODAY. YOUR FAMILY IS ON THE LINE*
@venxomi5 жыл бұрын
Duolingo much xd
@pixelaim175 жыл бұрын
forgot my lessons for doulingo help Oh no he’s co-
@staycalmstarz81135 жыл бұрын
Duolingo bird is mad😠
@tf2gamingenjoyer3885 жыл бұрын
Duolingo has copyright striked this.
@essay21115 жыл бұрын
Goth duolingo
@grazielly-te2pf5 жыл бұрын
My mom is the one who gave *BIRTH* to me!!! ACTYALAU HAPPENSHS
@coldrogue52345 жыл бұрын
I had it worse, I found out that I was born from a human and not hatched from the egg of my neighbours pet chicken :(
@30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat915 жыл бұрын
@@coldrogue5234 ok this made me laugh at 3am wtf xD
@grazielly-te2pf5 жыл бұрын
@@coldrogue5234 i'm cri 😔
@grazielly-te2pf5 жыл бұрын
@Sophie r u demon friend?
@noahslone40225 жыл бұрын
@@30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91 for me it was 4 am
@letitiapogaceanu82484 жыл бұрын
4:51 if I hear one more person talk about "vampires in Romania" i- It's just a myth and a lie and it's all because of a dictator in the 1450's... (I am Romanian)
@cgt37044 жыл бұрын
La fel si eu. Vlad nu e faimos din cauza luptelor sale impotriva otomanilor, ci pentru asta. Din cauza unui autor irlandez.
@cgt37044 жыл бұрын
@Leviathan 🤦♂️
@saamil6375 жыл бұрын
MY DAD IS RICH *ACTUALLY HAPPENED* No , really , my dad's name is Rich
@bendexter76875 жыл бұрын
SnippyT cool, but what’s his worth?
@curiouswillbur48985 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@Kris.krisis5 жыл бұрын
OH WAIT ThAt'S cHeAtInG!!
@alzheimersactivites51865 жыл бұрын
NO THIS IS PATRICK
@8man9435 жыл бұрын
had us in the first half, not gonna lie
@cupcakexlindsay5 жыл бұрын
6:41 is no one going to mention the “vampire” girl on the left just not wearing pants or shoes?! 😂
@macandcheese35925 жыл бұрын
cupcakexlindsay Lmao.
@imacupcake5 жыл бұрын
she is wearing pants but it’s hard to see it
@donutdog53265 жыл бұрын
There’s pants but it’s hard to see cause her skin colour is similar
@HarriWasHere5 жыл бұрын
That's modern society. Get used to it
@ramboraph4life6435 жыл бұрын
cupcakexlindsay those are peach pants
@cyvader1015 жыл бұрын
I was killed but I survived *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
@incrediblyrandomcomments48835 жыл бұрын
*whispers* five minute crafts life hacks
@normalhuman98785 жыл бұрын
“Did you die?” “sadly, yes, But I lived!”
@bruh-bf7tn5 жыл бұрын
Harry potter is that you?
@cyvader1015 жыл бұрын
Tacocat 7676 yes it is
@leenarazeq46685 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@sherifflasso4 жыл бұрын
13:32 what I love about this story is that she didn't fool anyone with her IG account. Like, damn. She didn't pull the wool over anyone's eyes.
@HorrorGeek95 жыл бұрын
"I'm too rich.. it's embarrassing..." meanwhile people are facing actually real-life problems. Anyway, great video dude.
@blazer37564 жыл бұрын
So true
@thejummyjum62075 жыл бұрын
I breathed oxygen and nitrogen *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
@Vincisomething5 жыл бұрын
I exhaled carbon dioxide and a plant breathed it in ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@mio33225 жыл бұрын
Omg did you survive?
@mattiemartini52125 жыл бұрын
Dude tell me more!
@salwa53945 жыл бұрын
Fake
@AnimeWhiteRose5 жыл бұрын
Boo boo keys
@michaeltapia5055 жыл бұрын
My mom took form of a potato and my dad accidentally ate her. A C T U A L L Y H A P P E N E D
@kn-jt9dj4 жыл бұрын
This is top notch
@thelmd13474 жыл бұрын
Don't give them ideas!
@quitequeerquesadilla4 жыл бұрын
PotatOS anyone?
@maggier48064 жыл бұрын
Have you heard of that Roman story where someone’s wife turns into a fly and they eat her so that they can be more powerful than her?
@thelmd13474 жыл бұрын
@@maggier4806 Palpatine is that you?
@alinaberry70003 жыл бұрын
I like how she’s talking about how hard it is to be new and rich...Imagine being a 12 year old in a pandemic who’s dog died a week before her birthday and moved the day after her birthday, ignored being sad about moving, developed social anxiety and depression, have to PAY FOR COLLEGE BECAUSE IM NOT RICH, but still... being embarrassingly rich is awful too...
@Blueninja8255 жыл бұрын
I found out my uncle was secretly the twin clone of Hitler leading an army of Nazi Cyborg Velociraptors that are trying to takeover the moon and kidnap Kevin Bacon's cousin. Actually Happened
@sleepingkirbo23935 жыл бұрын
Holy sh*t
@owenkorando95955 жыл бұрын
Nani
@judekh89825 жыл бұрын
A movie I would like to watch
@baldkiwi4445 жыл бұрын
and elsa works for isis
@jarrkot5 жыл бұрын
Holy Jebus
@leoncrashed5 жыл бұрын
I was born as a carrot dolphin hybrid. *A C T U A L L Y H A P P E N E D*
@subydyber44395 жыл бұрын
Aral Does Gacha I was born a bird snake hybrid *S N A G R E T H A P P E N E D*
@dewannabe88455 жыл бұрын
Rofl
@Kris.krisis5 жыл бұрын
Oh that's the most of Gacha "Hated child becomes wolf phoenix bunny fairly god dog hybrid Princess" stories
@aikomaliako5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a Gacha story LMAO
@llcmr5 жыл бұрын
Aral Does Gacha hated stories be like
@fluffyeevee3835 жыл бұрын
"Oh yes. Being rich is *SO* difficult. Never mind the people unable to eat or be educated, nononono. I need everyone to know about MY problem that is being too rich in school"
@silent_one_of_063 жыл бұрын
For the '' I told the truth to the wrong person'' video, she making herself look like she's innocent. How low can she stoop? Unacceptable!
@parsleytheherb75055 жыл бұрын
I can totally relate though like my dad takes me to school in his private jet everyday even when I tell him no. Like it’s so hard being rich NOBODY wants to be my friend even though I’m fraccin rich
@zekimse4 жыл бұрын
@a thing with legs r/whoosh
@Hannah-wn6pw4 жыл бұрын
@@zekimse They said it was a joke. Clearly, the joke didn't go over their head
@Bethanywi4 жыл бұрын
@@zekimse r/it'swooooshwith4o's
@moved.69634 жыл бұрын
zehra sivac 汚遺ど r/redditorsonyoutube
@icecreamsundd4 жыл бұрын
I hate being that rich I wish I was poor
@greystudios3335 жыл бұрын
*"Got Eggs"* - *My new favourite pick-up line*
@1nthechmbr5 жыл бұрын
Grey Studios omg-
@BubbleLolli5 жыл бұрын
Girl who is on her period: ...I mean-
@talontorres29115 жыл бұрын
Grey Studios your gonna get slapped
@Duckybacca5 жыл бұрын
_If you don't, I'll help ;)_
@graesce5 жыл бұрын
when the sign in his backdrop says “my animated lies”
@lydiab30395 жыл бұрын
This is so underrated.
@catherineb1963 жыл бұрын
“Know what? You look like a nest. Got eggs?” BARS
@starcherry68145 жыл бұрын
Since when was being rich considered embarrassing?? It's hard to sympathise that 'struggle' when you literally grew up wearing handme-downs
@sof72985 жыл бұрын
Star Cherry my friend’s family donated a lot of money to my school and their name is on a building. They are really embarrassed about it because they don’t like the attention I guess. I don’t really understand stand it.
@cymothoa.exigua5 жыл бұрын
I get it. I’m not rich by any means, but the kids in my class make fun of me for having a large house on a farm and other amenities. They call me things like “Rich kid” or tell me that I don’t have anything to be sad about even when I broke my fucking ankle. Even when my parents we halfway to divorce. I hate it.
@alias47955 жыл бұрын
If the story is actually real then they're just ungrateful or even unaware about how gifted they are
@etoatoummhmm63915 жыл бұрын
Alexys0706 dude at least you don't have to wear trash and eat shit, just ignore them and own your wealth.
@eamartig5 жыл бұрын
Star Cherry It’s not
@cpariona15 жыл бұрын
Thank God, you posted. I was having a bad day.
@juanrivera32295 жыл бұрын
👍
@juanrivera32295 жыл бұрын
👍👍
@juanrivera32295 жыл бұрын
👍👍👍
@strangeperson7225 жыл бұрын
Aw poor you maybe a hug will feel you better
@jeffreykassir5 жыл бұрын
👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
@redacted30135 жыл бұрын
"She could read me like a book." Jarvis: Must be an audio book. ENDED
@thefemalefuture12 жыл бұрын
😭✋
@skiingiphonebro1194 жыл бұрын
“I went back in time and killed hitler but the copyright police said that I ripped off doctor who so I joined MI6 and took down the government and created a paradox so the world was destroyed”
@iabandonallmycomments92723 жыл бұрын
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
@feverdream3925 жыл бұрын
I pretended to be gay to hide the fact I was actually gay *ACTUALLY HAPPENED* edit: thanks for the likes m8s, gonna go buy a sans body pillow 🧀😩
@abby19245 жыл бұрын
I feel slightly attacked
@feverdream3925 жыл бұрын
@@abby1924 f...?
@muaythaiisfun44045 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something they’d do....
@DelusionalMoron5 жыл бұрын
cough... Eugene Lee Yang
@nonah80765 жыл бұрын
Just @ me next time
@yiselsilva-alvarado35285 жыл бұрын
I can't be a vampire because I'm Latina and we put garlic on just about everything.
@hayk30005 жыл бұрын
That's vampire discrimination for ya, people in eastern europe are like that
@leahballard92555 жыл бұрын
Lol
@owo-ky9rz5 жыл бұрын
dude HOW I can't even think about garlic without gagging
@GrilledCheese_Master5 жыл бұрын
I’m only half and I know it’s true
@theunicorn11675 жыл бұрын
I‘m 100% vampire because I don‘t like garlic. After this vid I‘ve seen the clues.
@leafboy32695 жыл бұрын
“Zara’s been bamboozled by the worlds most adorable gang!”
@brookesdaze4 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad that the adventures of Gary can be my new obsession. Such a creative story, and it's even written by someone that's not transphobic! What content
@2nian Жыл бұрын
Perouz Haroutunian Jerry Michaud23
@frkn38565 жыл бұрын
My Story: "I dropped a Potato on the floor and it made me Pregnant"
@thejay89635 жыл бұрын
FRKN CHCKN *A woman dropped a potato on the floor. This is what happened to her womb.*
@myDickbiG4 жыл бұрын
too accurate
@yoltsvalter5 жыл бұрын
My mom loves me and i hate it 😭 So that's how rich kids choose.
@GrazoSmurf64005 жыл бұрын
Lol
@sidh11355 жыл бұрын
My husband left me for another man and I was finally free to openly date my lesbian gym trainer *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
@gwest36442 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the “vampire” group was actually just like a Twilight fan club or a group playing Vampire: the Masquerade or something, and this insane girl shows up actually thinking she’s a vampire
@ninalovesandybiersack53215 жыл бұрын
My mom told me that grandma is her mother! Actually Happened
@isaactaylorcummings5 жыл бұрын
first world problems
@brinamarie95255 жыл бұрын
😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@unicornfun33995 жыл бұрын
What?!
@unicornfun33995 жыл бұрын
How!?
@OneEyeShadow5 жыл бұрын
We're not in Alabama anymore.
@jacknation11415 жыл бұрын
12:47 Can we just admire how they’re just awkwardly feeling each other? -
@sach14605 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh so hard omg They're just- *f e e l y f e e l y*
@kingpablothe1stoverlordoft8715 жыл бұрын
Yeah, i thought she was gonna talk about how she feel in love with this chick lol.
@puffyayaan5 жыл бұрын
why does this message keeps changing because whenever i look at this comment its different
@randomcringeyyoutuber67505 жыл бұрын
Also, she created an anonymous Instagram account, she photoshopped herself into pictures she took, WHILST THEY WEREN'T LOOKING, THEN blurred her face so they wouldn't know its her... WHY DID SHE DO ALL THAT? SHE COULD HAVE JUST BLURRED THE FACE AND SET THE GIRL UP!
@GrayYeonWannabe2 жыл бұрын
jarvis' story is so fucking funny. the animator did a gr8 job making it even funnier
@WoodsAreBeautiful5 жыл бұрын
I picked up a stick and became Harry potter *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
@philippoberdoerffer79985 жыл бұрын
Brad 17 no me
@catgoaaaaaaaaaaa61525 жыл бұрын
I need to dislike this to make it 420, because: Haha, funny number
@overlordofmc74945 жыл бұрын
Philipp Oberdoerffer weird flex but ok
@LostProxyNevermore5 жыл бұрын
“Every 60 seconds I’m alive, a MINUTE PASSES” *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
@ahumanperson81925 жыл бұрын
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes, together we can stop this
@vanessacoriaconsani64035 жыл бұрын
I like your. Pic
@idi0t8325 жыл бұрын
@@ahumanperson8192 cha cha real smooth
@Green.Star_ks5 жыл бұрын
Hum, yes, the floor is made of floor
@elbunko_5 жыл бұрын
Your a copy of a meme.
@jemgamerandfx62465 жыл бұрын
I was never born *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
@Criz3335 жыл бұрын
Damn that's interesting
@veevlogger27215 жыл бұрын
You been born yet?
@legionmaniac-92025 жыл бұрын
Never happened
@legionmaniac-92025 жыл бұрын
@@shawkratbogda6414 r/wooosh
@randomplayer23875 жыл бұрын
@@shawkratbogda6414 its a joke -_-
@jdtoaster94984 жыл бұрын
“My brother chopped off my head rolled me up in a rug and set it on fire but he didn’t make sure I was dead” Actually Happened
@rydemk41685 жыл бұрын
I once told someone the truth and it ruined my life. Turns out that was a cop in disguise.
@robertriley85345 жыл бұрын
I photoshopped myself into a photo of me and you and the crew that makes actually happened videos but I blurred our arms Cruz I don't want them to know whose arm was whose
@nutbuster38625 жыл бұрын
Reema Almu He did a random thing because random = funny.
@wacknesium5 жыл бұрын
@@nutbuster3862 this^
@gurtison68835 жыл бұрын
What the actual hay
@iwishihadabigforehead59325 жыл бұрын
IKR, arms
@athalia60625 жыл бұрын
B R ..uh..*actually..happened?*
@mahasenwalid3395 жыл бұрын
I was born 8 times. *ACTUALLY* *HAPPENED*
@legionmaniac-92025 жыл бұрын
Glenn quagmire
@maxjamon39155 жыл бұрын
That is nothing I have been born 47 times
@downwards_spiral5 жыл бұрын
EPIC by EPIC games
@andrea-ht8xz5 жыл бұрын
@@maxjamon3915 srsly? Only 47? I've been born 900😂
@andrea-ht8xz5 жыл бұрын
Times...oops
@minecraftgirl87334 жыл бұрын
Clara:something absolutely terrifying happened Me: the headache your background is giving me?
@salt12725 жыл бұрын
I swallowed my iPad and my friend pushed me off a cliff *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
@KentoBentoBox5 жыл бұрын
Huzzah! A man of quality!
@m00nian5 жыл бұрын
Did it taste good?
@cmr65745 жыл бұрын
@@m00nian probably tasted like memes
@dewannabe88455 жыл бұрын
Rofl
@jaybird49755 жыл бұрын
1 like = 1 prayer
@DevZen05 жыл бұрын
I died at 2 years old. *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
@rawrxD695 жыл бұрын
I mean that could actually happen, just revival with the paddles
@xenom38015 жыл бұрын
actually, **ANTIVAX HAPPENED**
@sarojarya28065 жыл бұрын
Seriously Then how are u talking
@xenom38015 жыл бұрын
@@sarojarya2806 r/wooosh
@carillon425 жыл бұрын
anti vaxxers be like
@donnafields82765 жыл бұрын
My boyfriend is actually my girlfriend but also my long lost stepbrother. *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
@squarehead64525 жыл бұрын
which also was married to a girl
@nickpiler50575 жыл бұрын
That's right
@owenkorando95955 жыл бұрын
Sweet jeebus
@ouaeyyyyyy5 жыл бұрын
He/she also went to jail but he was a really nice cop
@boiledegg62465 жыл бұрын
Which is also a fat vegan
@completlynormalhypernova6663 жыл бұрын
I feel so embarrassed that i used to unironically watch these channel types. And i actually believed them 💀
@anniepohlman Жыл бұрын
Same. I kinda felt like some weren’t real, but definitely thought most were
@chhr-ef3ps5 жыл бұрын
That last story was so relatable. I just hate it when I have to teleport to school.
@timur95645 жыл бұрын
I know right? It’s like so annoying
@timur95645 жыл бұрын
I know right? It’s like so annoying
@otterstarwarriorcats8895 жыл бұрын
I hate when that happens.
@staycalmstarz81135 жыл бұрын
I know! So much traffic.
@chhr-ef3ps5 жыл бұрын
@Carty i know! Its the worst
@IIXXXXII5 жыл бұрын
"I do have slightly pointy teeth" Yes, it's called canine teeth snowflake.
@ajpeyton48245 жыл бұрын
Eᴛʜᴀɴ copy you just said that because the other comments has 1.5k likes 🙄🙄
@Sera-F1nn5 жыл бұрын
The fact that you use the word "snowflake" honestly speaks volume.
@grammarpolice27145 жыл бұрын
Finally! Someone acknowledges this crap! There’s also another story channel called share my story and is lesser known but much more better than mY sToRy aNiMaTeD
@TheMedjed-k9n5 жыл бұрын
Delaney Tesmer it’s not I did some research and they actually used the Same voice actor for in multiple videos so don’t support them either.
@grammarpolice27145 жыл бұрын
Dirty Barry: The stories may not be real but at least they try with the animation.
@nickpiler50575 жыл бұрын
@Delaney Tesmer i Don't think so minutevideos is fake
@gaytrise5 жыл бұрын
Storybooth?
@abandoned---channel-o7b5 жыл бұрын
Minute videos and share my story aren't that bad. Heck, some of minute videos storys have youtubers speaking in them
@nomethodonlymadness95283 жыл бұрын
Okay but coffins look mad comfy. You're telling me, all I need to do to join a vampire gang, is to take a nap in a dark box? Just toss in a water bottle and a blanket and I'll catch you in 8-12 hours