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[@MamaDoctorJones]

Nope. I’m definitely not that good of a wife.

[@bumble_crumble6521]

22 seconds ago

[@bumble_crumble6521]

But true though

[@The_Raspberry_Cat]

XDD

[@AndreaP_N7]

But seriously, when are we getting that collab with you and Jarvis? :D

[@rosin_eater]

MDJJJJJJ

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

They’ve really crossed a line. That’s not okay. Time for them to get slapped by legal.

[@iwishiwasanirishwitch9380]

getting slapped by legal is the only thing that can help now

[@horse14t]

@Robin Coe Collab with Legal Eagle? 🤔

[@ona512]

only after they made a _sequel_ they crossed the line?

[@yellville]

You are truly Greg

[@toristeunebrink5705]

Hi greg

[@kebrinab13]

the way he's being so protective of his fake wife and kid. Jarvis is just a class act.

[@blittleing]

Green flags all day.

[@m9ddie]

ion lawsuit

[@lilo-y-stitch3460]

Lol

[@RockyRakoon]

I wonder if he had ever sued the channel. This is literally defamation or sexual harassment

[@hijklmnop682]

rocky????

[@sillymako]

rocky i hate you but true

[@badspamtonimagines2]

Rocky make a family guy animation meme

[@nanotech1921]

and if its true that its affecting his personnel life then there's something to add to the case right there

[@arrowhead400]

Rocky make an animation meme about this

[@emackenzie]

"my sister's milk was a little thicker, and tasted a bit sweeter than mom's" hearing that sentence has me feeling like I have to commit a crime

[@kat8559]

That sentence IS a crime

[@lrizzard]

it made my stomach commit a crime

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@lrizzard That's not a crime. That's a natural and healthy reaction which proves you're a decent person

[@creamii7017]

like i feel like i wasn’t supposed to hear that 😟

[@kristimaxi3988]

Sweet home Alabama

[@shoganza8616]

The real question is whether this channel is simultaneously beefing with a real-world woman named Janelle

[@7BUGS]

and some poor baby named tyson 😔💔

[@OGimouse1]

YOOOOOOOOO

[@ashleyking3385]

damn... thats got me thinking

[@kinnelyuwu5771]

Oh shoot good point, they may just be writing some really elaborate RPF

[@tingle-tainmentasmr2404]

My name is Janelle and this video makes me uncomfortable

[@ohshiditsgriff2793]

God, i can just FEEL the discomfort. Like, it kinda seems like Jarvis didn't want to make the video, he seems noticeably bothered about it. I wish people would let that go, it sounds like a shitty thing to have shoved in your face all the time. For a whole year, no less

[@GeeseAreJustBastardizedSwans]

I would feel repulsed and disgusting if this was about me. If feels very sexual harassment

[@water6006]

@@GeeseAreJustBastardizedSwansyeah, it is and it’s also defamation, punishable by 6 months - 1 year in jail and/or 500-5,000 dollar fine

[@tittymitty435]

Okay so I do think Jarvis should see a lawyer if he can because this is absolutely fucked but, I can’t imagine how you’d even keep it together in a court when you’re there because someone made the claim that you “ enjoy mommy’s milk “

[@h222ley]

yeah, it's definitely a weird fetish thing & the fact they roped jarvis into it not once but twice is borderline sexual harassment, it's really fucked up

[@Hannah-zw9ow]

I’m no lawyer but I’m like 99% positive this would never make it to court. A cease and desist would probably scare them enough, and if not they’d likely settle after a few months of what is essentially just legal arguing

[@AudreyKaydrey]

I don’t know how you do it Jarvis, this is like psychological warfare

[@gemjule]

Yeah I hope if it's genuinely taking even a minor toll, he feels okay never talking abt it again

[@joujou264]

@@gemjule This probably constitutes harassment, so he could do something about it if he wanted to.

[@brittneyyyann]

@@agnez1739 if enough people report comments like this for sexual material or spam they will be removed and their accounts taken down. Yeah they can just make a new one but at least make it more difficult for them I guess.

[@JBC352]

@@brittneyyyann yeah, and reporting it for sexual content will probably get it removed faster. YT cares deeply for its advertisers after all 😂

[@megczaban6814]

Jarvis constantly replacing "my" with "his" is me when I tell drunk stories to my parents but I make them third person so they don't get mad

[@lrizzard]

lmao

[@j-j8984]

That is very specific and hilarious

[@TRexRAWWR1]

I do that all the time I-

[@dr.k1012]

😂

[@melfree2545]

As a breastfeeding mom who pumps daily, yes, you would notice the difference between breast milk and cow/soy/whatever other milk adults usually drink. Also “creamy” is not a good word to describe it for…. Multiple reasons, but the first one being it’s honestly more watery than other milks.

[@AngelBirdo]

Damn it's almost like other milk has been pasteurized and other things and isn't consumed raw because it's fucking bad for you, and breast milk ISN'T

[@Yessica13]

Jarvis, you're too kind. I hope you're privately looking into legal options.

[@janakayla]

Jarvis alternating between I, my, me, his, and him shows he's processing the trauma of having his own metaverse.

[@nevaehonrefni]

It's too much for him. It's a lot to deal with all at once 😔

[@EnderBanned]

I cannot tell if he's doing it on purpose, that's the thing.

[@ericlefort]

He's clearly been rejecting his daily breastmilk in protest, can't imagine the toll it's taking on him. #PrayForJarvis

[@imsotiredofthiscrap2341]

@@ericlefort someone make this tag get to the trending page on twitter.

[@No-uf8xp]

I’m fucking crying it’s happening again Yes absolutely #PrayForJarvis

[@beatsbydrea6557]

The fact that he’s defending his bizarro-world wife and son like this just prove to me beyond a shadow of a doubt that he’s a ride or die. This was absolutely hilarious, I rewatched it 4 times. Bravo sir, bravo.

[@beatsbydrea6557]

Welp, Jarvis loved my comment, I have officially reached nirvana and I will keep you all posted on the status of our blossoming friendship and let you know when the late night show we’ll be cohosting premiers.

[@willnotshutup]

@@beatsbydrea6557 congrats pardner

[@hilary8533]

@@beatsbydrea6557 me

[@monicarenee7949]

He will make his future wife very happy lol

[@florence.exe.]

whenever he says “you’re premium” I always get a little dopamine boost. you’re welcome to the nobody who asked.

[@MYLAR.]

i asked

[@NickK1989]

I'd be curious to see where these videos would fall legally. On one hand they're ridiculous enough that it wouldn't be too hard to claim they're satire and not slander... on the other hand it does sound like it's affected your reputation, and they're making continued content that is even closer to your likeness. They're also trying to pass them off as true stories, which seems to have convinced some particularly gullible viewers.

[@punchdrunkassassin]

The fact some people have commented that they believe it or are having a hard time telling if it's true or not kind of supports a slander argument. In my experience and knowledge from taking one single law course over a decade ago, anyways. Usually with satire the defense would be something like "no reasonable person would believe this was true". But there are a number of docmented comments there stating otherwise.

[@askinredroads5132]

I believe since he doesn’t have a wife or kid and they didn’t use his last name they MAY have plausible deniability sadly. I hope he can take action though.

[@D_YellowMadness]

@@punchdrunkassassin Plus it's the second video about it & there was a long time in between so it's clear they know what they're doing.

[@SkunkAnimations]

I love how most women struggle feeding twins or triplets but Jarvis his wife can feed a whole office every day.

[@mothcakes]

off topic but I love your pfp :00

[@dasfowler]

Right?!

[@SkunkAnimations]

@@mothcakes thanks ^^

[@nadynad9]

a whole neighbourhood, even

[@miad6160]

She’s just superior to the rest of us feeble women 😞

[@FullMoonOctober]

This is some sort of harassment at this point. It's not even the typical, pathetic "drag in some notable youtuber for attention" kind of crap we usually see. They're going out of their way to give a specific, perverted image of Jarvis. That's crossing all kinds of moral (maybe legal) lines, and you know they'll keep getting worse if they're allowed to.

[@idontwantahandlebutok]

Pretty sure at this point, its defamation. They probably could've played it off as parody, but they dont seem to know when to quit

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

Also i'm pretty sure given the nature of the claims it could be sexual harassment?

[@sourgreendolly7685]

Yeah absolutely sexual harassment. This is 100% fetish content.

[@stephenpmurphy591]

@@sourgreendolly7685 Skin crawling fetishism!

[@Wendy_O._Koopa]

I assume they're only pushing it further because he didn't sue them the first time. While a court could judge either way, it would be really expensive for both parties and ultimately nobody wins. But since Jarvis isn't... IDK, vindictive enough to sue for defamation and or sexual harassment, they've taken that as a sign to bully him forever. And he gets back at them... by indirectly promoting the channel?

[@anniehoward7333]

This feels like harassment at this point. The character is clearly supposed to be you and the fact they use you in this fetish content is disturbing.

[@BinglesP]

I believe it's fetish-focused to paint him in a bad light too, which is even more insulting since they know it'll also portray him as a subject of kinkshaming ridicule

[@savannahlevy97]

Is this even legal? Can't you sue them for this? This is horrible and disgusting

[@emilys2562]

I mean technically he could send a cease and desist and sue them for defamation but like I it's Jarvis would he do that lol

[@mydudestudios6244]

They just can't get enough of your handsome face, man.

[@toby4167]

Me either

[@Coconut_Nia]

Ikr

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

Not every person with a cut like Jarvis’s, and has the name Jarvis Johnson is Jarvis… idk what you guys are talking about…

[@atlatinha9197]

@@D44RK_Iced_Yogs what are YOU talking about? i genuinely didn't understand a thing you said

[@mookinbabysealfurmittens]

@@atlatinha9197 I'm no conspiracy theorist, but the person you tagged is silly. If they're trying to say it's coincidence, no. It's intentional: a dying channel is trying to get views on a dying channel gimmick by involving a big KZbinr. But if they're trying to infer something about race, that's even more goofy, since Jarvis himself is saying this! (Btw, I tagged you so that I don't have to tag the troll. I recommend not engaging if they try to ruffle your feathers.) Cheers m8! ♡

[@BeautySnake]

Jarvis looks so tired sldkfsdjf

[@blevination]

Yeah he's tired of all your bull crap OH

[@hannahmilby4870]

Yeah… he started blurring the lines between himself and fictional animated Jarvis

[@pulverer]

I'm tired from losing my braincells from this comment

[@abevanduinen5892]

@@blevination GOT EM

[@ipromiseimtrying]

@@blevination Jaiden animations reference? (Or maybe that joke was just a joke that's been there for a really long time sorry-)

[@hannahbeanies8855]

Jarvis, you defending the animated Jarvis’s wife and son even though they are just fictional characters created by a malicious channel is the wholesome content I subscribe for.

[@funkfreaked]

my favorite part is how you can hear the voice actor like. holding back vomit. he’s so unhappy

[@nixxxiek1270]

Literally just a fetish thing…like in plain sight. No one would care about a fetish normally but the fact that they’re roping Jarvis in without his consent is genuinely disgusting

[@gojosatoru__]

yea it’s -kinda- weird,,,,

[@mrahim1342]

True true

[@jayschroeder6098]

Yeah I know everyone’s joking about it but this is technically sexual harassment?? It’s disturbing

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

@@jayschroeder6098 I wonder if people are making jokes because they are uncomfortable. Because ooh boy being dragged into a fetish without your consent is _pretty damn uncomfortable_

[@thesleepydot]

exactly

[@pigeonegg1429]

imagine the voice actor who had to record themself saying "PWEEASEEEE MOMMYYYYY"

[@bexmccarthy4526]

Jarvis is a victim for sure, but that guy is the real victim

[@lyrelyreharponfire]

I'm just wondering how did they get someone to do this at all

[@zyaicob]

I fully believe that man is now depressed

[@Maddie-qq8dv]

that one line was PHYSICALLY painful to hear....f in the chat for the voice actor 💀

[@BlueSodaPop_]

They're probably desperately needing the money. Poor soul.

[@DixieTsutsaeva]

As someone who has breastfed... It is not that easy to _just produce more_ . Also, those who fetishize and drink milk at the same time as a baby can seriously be traumatic to the woman. I'm so pissed at this stupid cartoon company. Their other videos obviously show how they choose problematic topics. How is this channel not reported?

[@kittystetson6737]

This is actually insane; all jokes aside, you're handling this better than 90% of us would.

[@WhosBean]

Jarvis, as hilarious as this is start reviewing legal options because it's now bordering harassment/slander.

[@Poedoco]

this!! especially since it’s effecting his life :(

[@Undefinedde]

Noib

[@bombasticsideeye123]

Fr :( its has an impact on his personal life too. I cant comprehend his ability to laugh at it since this is not okay bshdjsdbm

[@galaxyocicat5660]

Actually, yes. He SHOULD sue them. They're a content farm and make lots of money from making useless stupid videos anyway, may as well get them to pay.

[@zyaicob]

Yeah if Jarvis lets them get away with this (which he has the right to do) they might start going after other people and that is a dangerous precedent

[@gregmcgregginton574]

Identity theft is not a joke, True Stories. Millions of people suffer every year.

[@OGimouse1]

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

[@rosin_eater]

lmaooo

[@Emu19]

NO! YOU CANNOT SPEAK HIS NAME! IF YOU SAY HIS NAME HE-WHO-SHALL-NOT-BE-NAMED MIGHT STEAL YOUR IDENTITY AND ATTEMPT TO TARNISH YOUR REPUTATION TOO!

[@sittingheredoingnothing9782]

Even more than identity theft, this is pure slander (of which multitudes of people suffer too) and it is punishable by law (depending on the circumstances), I think...

[@themyofmy]

@@Emu19 why is the corporation a he

[@Ms12369]

Love how Jarvis sticks up for his nonexistent wife. Good husband material.

[@minfiresmanyeah]

The way you fluctuated between "me/my" and "him/his" was hilarious

[@EmerlynPenn]

Two things: 1.) That channel has definitely become a fetish thing 2.) Why did they wait so long to make another video about you again? Super weird and creepy

[@turner15]

They probably ran out of ideas.

[@FullMoonOctober]

They're desperate for views.

[@unknownmoonchild9970]

@@FullMoonOctober true

[@bexmccarthy4526]

They had to wait until his last video stopped getting views

[@miss-laea]

Pretty sure that channel is satire anyways. Oompaville asked them to make a video with him after he watched the first Jarvis one, and they actually did. Sure they probably do it for attention but they definitely don’t take themselves seriously

[@claig]

that video is sickening and I am really sorry this happened to you, Jarvis. you're handling this with a lot of grace

[@TennitAF]

@@agnez1739 gay

[@EduardoMartinez-rs3bu]

@@agnez1739 Gae

[@zyaicob]

Truly

[@daynah.1931]

@@agnez1739 gay

[@kyetokace1199]

@@agnez1739 fake.... and gey

[@RisingSunfish]

Jarvis gradually caving in to identifying as his libelous animated strawman self is peak tragicomedy.

[@Peppermintsheep1]

This sounds like a fetish thing... but isn't this supposed to be "entertainment" for kids? 🤔 where's the cancel culture when we need them 😥

[@xanam4913]

Yeah, gonna agree with what a lot of others are saying here - this channel's gone way too far and you can probably go for legal action, especially if it's impacting your actual life. What they're doing feels like borderline sexual harassment.

[@h222ley]

legitimately it is actually so gross, the fact that it's even touched his personal life makes me so sad. i feel so sad for him because it's clearly not fair, he should definitely take legal action

[@delusion5867]

it could also be considered defamation

[@loganiushere]

Sexual harrasment? Idk about that. Like defamation/libel/slander/whatever it is? Definitely. It is a lie that is hurting his reputation and causing him damages.

[@GeeseAreJustBastardizedSwans]

@@loganiushere I would defo lean into sexual harassment here actually. Theres a sexually demeaning tone to the entire thing with a nasty grossness to go with it. I would 100% say if they did this against a woman this would be seen as sexual harassment in any sense. Its infantilising him with a sexual nature to it. I would honestly feel so violated if a video like this was to come out about me.

[@gray.2081]

@@GeeseAreJustBastardizedSwans 100%, couldn’t agree more

[@digitalharmony26]

I love this comment section. You’re all understanding that this is genuinely bothering him and if you make jokes you don’t take it too far. Good on you, premium viewers

[@kyrabrown6529]

I love it too. We care about Jarvis and this is so insane this channel doing this to him constantly

[@Peppermintsheep1]

This is why we're premium

[@jillruff1655]

We're GOLD!

[@WormBeetle]

Well… we are premium for a reason

[@autumntaylor2533]

On the other video someone said this is like when a class clown takes it too far and makes it uncomfortable for everyone, and i think thats the perfect description

[@Ilovegeorgeomalley]

8:11 DANNY GONZALEZ NOW???

[@zyxasry]

How do you even put yourself through this? This shit is traumatizing! I wouldn't have been able to stay so calm and level-headed.

[@epsilonthedragon1249]

If I had a nickel for every time Jarvis Johnson's likeness was used by a storytime animation channel, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@blevination]

There's 104 days of summer vacation

[@gillianisntcool]

@@blevination and school comes along just to end it

[@xuxio]

@@gillianisntcool so the annual problem for our generation

[@SynthwaveJade]

@Restiss LIKE MAYBE

[@staciemohler4624]

@@xuxioIs finding a good way to spend it

[@northstar6867]

What any “good wife” would probably do: Get a divorce and leave the state

[@becp488]

But first sue the fuck out of the boss.

[@northstar6867]

@@becp488 agreed gotta get dat CASH MONEY

[@claranadine1086]

@@northstar6867 heck yeah 😂

[@ieajackson5518]

Alternative title: Jarvis feels uncomfortable for 20 minutes straight

[@sorryimemo]

10:20 jarvis having a whole identity crisis lmao

[@rgs8970]

Re: breast milk production: 1) pumping yields less milk than directly feeding a baby; 2) the person producing the milk has to eat enough food to meet their caloric needs plus as much excess as will go into milk (meaning Janelle would be constantly eating and always hungry); 3) it's really hard to increase yield, once it has started going down-- which presumably it has since she was only pumping one bottle for FakeJarvis at the beginning of the video; 4) a human can't produce the volume of milk being shown in the animation; 5) pumping takes absolutely forever; 6) if it's not a specific f*tish for the person producing the milk, pumping is pretty torturous and exhausting

[@HA-lg1lc]

Can confirm, pumped for a little over 3 months exclusively because of work and I hated it. Always felt disappointed in what I could pump, struggled to get suction, and if my partner even suggested that I "try a little longer " I wanted to scream.

[@doubtful_seer]

Thank you!!

[@sierrajohnson717]

And if she got a clogged duct?!? This fictional woman is ACTUALLY a fucking superhero. This is her origin story

[@LunarEleven]

Yep. It's strongly psychological. You start leaking uncontrollably when you hear a baby cry 😐 and likewise if your baby can't feed, a machine will only provide a temporary alternative. It's miserable.

[@LunarEleven]

@@HA-lg1lc you should be proud you made it that long! My daughter was a preemie and couldn't suckle, I pumped as long as I could but by the time she was home (a month) I was not producing much plus our insurance stopped covering the pump machine so I had to use the hand pump. It really makes you feel like a failure because it doesn't seem like it should be that complicated. Your partner expressing their complete lack of understanding about the situation definitely doesn't help :( I'm sorry.

[@naynayngwens]

Jarvis getting defensive of his "wife" is so funny to me 😅 "You can tell me... him. You can tell him no!"

[@RobinParravel]

My poor... His poor wife... Jinel!

[@Ougerosity598]

Jarvis treating fictional people with the same respect he gives real people is honestly my favorite trait of his.

[@naynayngwens]

@@Ougerosity598 me too! I love it

[@Lucifersfursona]

@@Ougerosity598 Jarvis apologizing to a hypothetical kid better than Ellen apologized to her real victims

[@Ougerosity598]

@@Lucifersfursona It's funny, because it's true! 😂

[@arctic_foxx]

15:31 he be lookin like a bitmoji fr

[@O2BAmachine]

"He mansplained to her about how boobs work and stuff" This made me laugh, but I feel bad. This shit is weird. Why does this exist?!🤣🤣 Edit: "BREAST MILK DOES NOT GROW ON TREES". And his conversation with himself about soy milk!!! Okay, I'm subscribing... To the actual Jarvis. This commentary is hilarious.

[@thesicaeffect5164]

I feel so uncomfortable and grossed out, I can't even imagine how jarvis is feeling about this. this is so bad.

[@h222ley]

legit, even people mention it on dating apps when they see jarvis, irreparable damage. he should def take legal action

[@three7446]

Imagine Jarvis meets someone who he really likes but her name is Janelle so he’s hesitant to date her because her name reminds him of these weird vids

[@max_punch]

Then Jarvis decides to date her but she reveals she has a son called Tyson

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

@@max_punch oh g-

[@astar1147]

@@max_punch Then one day she brings all the boys to the yard

[@M0rdFustang]

😳

[@Emilythematerialgurl]

@@max_punch oh god....

[@smc4914]

Freud is rolling in his grave and shaking and crying

[@KhanaHatake]

"The trend is dead." MyStoryAnimated just got 2.5 MILLION views in just *14 hours* on their newest video (July 2022). I **wish** the trend was dead.

[@Ddddddddddd381]

jarvis you seem legitimately upset that you're still being affected by these horrible videos. I am so sorry about that. maybe some sort of legal action could at least take the videos down?

[@kazoosniffer]

I do think legal action could be taken! This could be considered slander (they’ve also hearted comments mentioning Jarvis’ name apparently so they know what they’re doing)

[@upbeat_garbage0308]

@@kazoosniffer like others have mentioned it’s potentially sexual harassment too

[@FrancesBaconandEggs]

@@upbeat_garbage0308 absolutely agree. I kind of want his fans to mobilize and make the lives of the decision makers behind this video absolute hell.

[@No-uf8xp]

Yes this is just disgusting on so many levels god

[@kazoosniffer]

@@upbeat_garbage0308 you’re definitely right this could be considered sexual harassment!

[@lossthesauceboss]

Jarvis is carrying the emotional weight of himself, his fictional self, and Jarvis (GOLD!) all at once.

[@filipsperl]

And editing Jarvis

[@alastorlapid2365]

He truly has become Atlas.

[@JokeHatesItHere]

And Jarvis Johnson pro

[@JohnMBlue1992]

@@JokeHatesItHere Christ how many Jarvis’s are there!?

[@JokeHatesItHere]

@@JohnMBlue1992 there's a lot

[@dieznuuts]

Jarvis handles this so well, I’d literally cry and disappear off the internet for a month

[@avairejustdesserts9921]

I'm jealous. I wish someone had a weird obsessive dislike for me and what I do to the point of making a really bizarre animated series to defame my character.

[@maxattack.]

I got you bro I'mma write a 10 page narrative on you kidnapping people and licking their toes.

[@codytoeung5089]

The fact that this sequel was a year in the making means either they worked a year on it or randomly decided to target Jarvis again. And I wouldn't believe it to be the first, I doubt they even want to take more than a day to make their content.

[@ComicPi]

My bet is they got a boost to their analytics last time, this is just them generating extra traffic

[@bluferret2480]

Our views are down.... recycle the jarvis beef, STAT!

[@nexustheninja1927]

666 likes

[@emilyd9155]

This is fucked. I respect the ability the laugh off things like this but if the roles were reversed and someone made a kinky/sexually charged troll video of a woman youtuber’s likeness there would be more rage about it. This is not ok!

[@lydiamulfinger6781]

Ya, this is definitely effed up

[@kerri6011]

Since they hearted all those comments mentioning Jarvis' name maybe he could sue

[@Undefinedde]

Noib

[@FullMoonOctober]

@@kerri6011 If that counts as a public admission of guilt, then maybe Jarvis could use it as evidence. The man needs a restraining order at this point.

[@hatersrmotivators6477]

It's is sexual harssasment.

[@elliottbow2819]

RIP to Sigmund Freud, you would have loved this video.

[@alyssia777]

11:23 - Now we have Jarvis on video saying "Mommy, I'm here, where the milk at?" though XD

[@TheAmityElf]

Jeez, they are forreal bullying you at this point.

[@Undefinedde]

Noib

[@kazoosniffer]

Yeah, pretty sure it could be considered slander, which means he could take legal action (it’s also affecting him)

[@keelinmacken9552]

@@kazoosniffer that’s actually so true. Especially cause he mentioned the dating app thing so we know it is going into his personal life as well now

[@sakurabloom4485]

@@keelinmacken9552 i know that makes me more upset for a video to effect your personal life your LOVE life its fucked up.

[@sierrajohnson717]

I literally don’t think it’s possible to pump enough breast milk for 7 adult men and a babies regular feedings. This woman would be in so much PAIN from the constant pumping, trying to force overproduction, and a way higher likelihood of a clogged milk duct/gland. Holy SHIT

[@pebzex]

RIGHT?? this story weirds me out so much of how much milk she can produce it at once and it hasn’t taken a toll on her body at all😍‼️

[@maildaemon]

@@pebzex I agree with your comment, just not your use of emojis

[@Megan-kl1od]

Jarvis I love you, and for your sake you really should sue these people. It's obvious that their slander is affecting your personal life, and that's not fair.

[@sarchiba]

This feels likesome kind of illegal defamation

[@Karina-wc8id]

Isn't all defamation illegal?

[@sarchiba]

@@Karina-wc8id yea I guess you're right😅

[@queenkitten7092]

So in the first story, “Jarvis” has an issue with sharing the milk with his younger brother but now, he’s fine with sharing it with a bunch of guys?

[@bretramsey334]

In the business we call that character development

[@jllamons2348]

Let’s not get too much into the lore bestie

[@spynix0718]

Let's hope he doesn't have the same logic with another thing.

[@HungerGamesFan88]

they were little kids not really any better but still....

[@jas7687]

character development

[@samjago1892]

What astonishes me far more than anything is the fact that a real life human person had to sit down and use their knowledge of the English language to write out the script for this animation. Then other living persons with hopes and dreams and the ability to make decisions and question their actions recorded dialogue based on the aforementioned script. Finally, to top it off, yet more human people painstakingly brought these words to life with what can only be described as Oscar-worthy animation. And at no point in this multi step process did someone look in the mirror and go 'what the fuck am I doing'

[@Sleipnirseight]

This. Exactly.

[@projecty.b.t.f.c]

To be fair they might've but still needed money

[@emma-di5ly]

I feel like the voice actor was probably somebody in desperate need of a gig

[@georgiakennedy2287]

Absolutely agree. This is just some kind of fucked up bullying! I can only imagine how much I would effected if a video like this was made about me. Jarvis is handling it like a pro!

[@jillruff1655]

Because..... DRÜGS!

[@Mae-eg9gm]

5:49 the way his eyes are misty here...this man has been put through enough

[@CelestialScripts]

I know he's putting it in an amusing light, but the fact that a content farm is actively targeting a real person without his consent is seriously bad. I'm curious to know how people found out about it in order to tell Jarvis, do they watch the animated channel, is it in their recommended, or do they just check to see if anything else has come up which Jarvis can be alerted to? It _is_ his job, so I suppose being told about things he can use for entertainment purposes is a good thing in that respect, but I bet it's still unsettling.

[@OfDoom98]

I’m glad you’re able to laugh about this, but this is so disgusting that they’d steal your likeness and publicly harass and humiliate you. I smell a cease and desist at the very least, please protect yourself and your sanity/mental health before this channel that obviously has no boundaries escalates things :/

[@coolymanman7]

That's what I'm thinking. I'd be genuinely concerned for my wellbeing and security. This is disturbing.

[@cruztastrophe]

I have an infant and I'm lactating. Breast milk doesn't taste that different than any high quality other form of milk. There is a market for adults drinking breast milk though. Apparently, bodybuilders swear by it. Another mom on the group I'm in sold hers since she was a heavy producer and it was to a fitness dude. He said it was like drinking a preworkout. People ARE weird, but not "stalk coworkers wife because you're jonesing for a taste" weird.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

TBF that story is a little concerning - there are diseases which can be passed on through breast milk, so even if the mother is disease-free in that regard the guy buying the milk could attempt to sue if he got one of said diseases... "The concern is about viral pathogens, known to be blood-borne pathogens, which have been identified in breast milk and include but are not limited to hepatitis B virus (HBV), hepatitis C virus (HCV), cytomegalovirus (CMV), West Nile virus, human T-cell lymphotropic virus (HTLV), and HIV." (NCBI website info)

[@cruztastrophe]

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 🤷 New parents need money. If he wants to buy breastmilk, I think the onus is on him to decide if he's comfortable with that "supplier". He's the one making the choice to ingest foreign liquid. All the things you mentioned are part of the reason why I wouldn't drink foreign breast milk (in addition to the various other reasons I, as an adult, do not drink breast milk). But like I said, people are weird. If that dude is willing to risk it, that's not my problem.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@cruztastrophe No, I get it. I just hate to think she might be held accountable for something that wasn't her fault :-( edit: I was also a lactating person with a high milk supply, but I would have been too scared to sell on for said reasons :-/

[@cruztastrophe]

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 I did not have high supply, which is maybe a good thing because I definitely would've sold it lol

[@Al3saMarie]

Human breast milk is sweeter than most animals and a little oily. A really funny video that illustrates this is Good Mythical Morning's one about taste testing a bunch of different milks. Rhett's reaction is hilarious

[@tombstonejam5562]

I love Jarvis' constant "him/me" slip ups; 10/10

[@mew.P]

wait so no women or females work in that office or even exists in this universe besides his sister , mother , and wife or did every woman just go into hiding in fear of men lining up on their lawn for their milk

[@e.d.5766]

If my boss was *really* pushing for me to drink unbranded milk that they personally supply, I would not be working there anymore.

[@FullMoonOctober]

Where's HR when you need them?

[@flat_chumblo368]

not after this im not XD

[@Paracrom]

@@FullMoonOctober HR left 💀

[@timedragon1]

@@FullMoonOctober To be fair, Breast Milk /IS/ a Human Resource

[@AKA253]

Saying the story channel is “weird” is an understatement. Who thinks of this and considers it okay??? Whether or not they’re joking (it’s not clear and makes it seem like they are trying to garner more attention), it’s not even slightly appropriate to create stories like this without explanation of parody or irony. It’s just gross. Period.

[@Ricin.]

533 likes no comments

[@Maninawig]

Who? KZbin.

[@isthataspider7410]

Yeah, this is not OK. In an ironic sense it’s funny, but the line between real fetishism and irony is not clear

[@fallenbee]

@@isthataspider7410 what makes it even more gross is that they're doing it without permission or consent from Jarvis. Even if they got permission it still would be wierd, ofc, but they would've at least had consent lmao.

[@gregothy9190]

It would be terrible if it were to be report spammed hahah since it's legit horrible Edit: looks like the channel is down, oopsie

[@Skullssy]

I hate that my immediate thought when it got to the boss drinking the milk was the story that came about ACTUAL BREASTMILK BEING STOLEN AT BLIZZARD

[@Me-wx1mt]

17:25 the immediate shift in his expression had me in tears lmao

[@EnergyCuddles]

It is slander. You could probably sue, if it didn't cost way too much time, energy and money to do so. You're taking it in good stride Jarvis and that's more than many of us would do, but I'm genuinely upset about this

[@Crazypixiness]

Yeah, the first was bad enough and then they continue? He definitely has a case.

[@stephenpmurphy591]

He can file a lawsuit however it accomplish exactly what they want! A larger viewing audience.

[@duckborn2799]

@@stephenpmurphy591 youve got a point but a lawsuit could really mess up their youtube cannel, plus unless youtube intervenes theyll probably continue

[@missinchoate]

You may have to pull a Danny and “explore your legal options” 😂

[@JJ-zm3ne]

The channels gonna get slapped by legal

[@chloesantos8637]

Yes 😆

[@wendigomaneiro8892]

13:08 Maybe hes sharing the milk so that he can call everybody later a soyboy What a giga-chad

[@Nadia1989]

I saw a 6 y.o. watching a channel like this in front of their parents, and I almost died of second hand embarrassment. Now I imagine he was watching this video and I'm want to cleanse my brain.

[@Ebbie155]

Finally someone who doesn’t say “don’t go attack them” and all that. Jarvis straight up says “wish there was more dislikes” lmao

[@calebmcintosh1991]

What he actually says is "dislikes and hate comments count as engagement and end up supporting this channel", but ok

[@zyxasry]

@@calebmcintosh1991 exactly I feel the need to report it but don't wanna give them views.

[@Amsayy]

@@zyxasry you can report without clicking the video, if you just search it you can use the 3 dots beside the video to report without watching

[@zyxasry]

@@Amsayy oh thanks

[@WidowmakersAss]

@@zyxasry KZbin only counts your view after 30 seconds of watch time

[@Geoffrey454]

Just a friendly reminder that disliking and hate commenting on a video feeds the algorithm in the same way that liking and positively commenting does.

[@fizzliebob]

This! 👍

[@dr.alphys]

⬆️

[@galaxyocicat5660]

Disliking the video actually hurts their algorithm. Just don't leave any comment, but mass dislike it.

[@Geoffrey454]

@@galaxyocicat5660 actually that's not true. The algorithm cares about engagement and doesn't look at whether it's a like or a dislike

[@cloverisblue]

it took me all of my self control to resist searching up the video lol

[@eritsia]

8:22 me trying to extend the word count on my essay

[@itsgrace717]

No joke, I would consider suing them. This has to be some type of defamation of character.

[@rowybowie]

"This video made me a male lesbian" "Like Drake" took me the fuck out. Also, it's def not worth it but i would kill to see Jarvis take them to court for this

[@dawn8293]

I'm sure you could find a spell for that on Etsy

[@DeathnoteBB]

I mean it’s having an impact on his personal life, and it’s really fucking creepy of them anyway

[@silverstarfinder]

I’m sorry that this has followed you, but you’re taking it like a champ. And, quite frankly, while I find these hilarious and stupid, I would definitely place the emphasis on stupid. You’re keeping it classy!

[@iyanubanks100]

I find it ridiculous and unnecessary that they would use his identity for clout I find his reaction on the first video hilarious too🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Finnishmanmusic]

I sometimes wanna find the man who wrote the scripts for these, but theres too many asylums in the world for me to look

[@bananasauz4337]

Janelle should've sold the milk for hundreds and started a drug cartel.

[@river9215]

I would definitely support you if you wanted to take legal action against them!

[@bronwyndean4773]

Slap them with legal

[@Bentijon]

@@bronwyndean4773 yes

[@Undefinedde]

Noib

[@Bentijon]

@₿ΣΛƬƧ normally I wouldn't want that video in my search history, but I agree whole-heartedly

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

Legal is coming

[@Zzyned]

I can't believe they got real people to do the voices on their videos

[@sany7737]

Exactly! They must be brain dead xD

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

Probably hired them off fuckin DeviantArt

[@garrettbyrd7426]

Voice acting as a field has a lot of freelancers willing to do anything for any amount of money

[@KaelWrit]

worse - someone literally looked at images of Jarvis to draw him as this character

[@iexiiou]

7:59 i had to put down my phone and take a minute to myself after that

[@TessellatedHeart]

Jarvis- "no one drinks soymilk. It's 2021 and have forgone soy milk" me looking at my coffee with homemade soy milk-"I feel a little attacked right now"

[@itsannapop]

I love how Jarvis is taking this as a time to admire how he looks in different colors

[@tundrasome9409]

Green shirt ✅ Brown robe🤎

[@Suzy24]

The animation is 100% you there is no way that it isn’t you, the people who made this story are soo creepy for picking your likeness to animate.

[@kazoosniffer]

They also apparently had hearted comments that mentioned jarvis’ name

[@stalecornchips9968]

I dunno, Jarvis is a super popular name

[@kazoosniffer]

@@stalecornchips9968 it looks exactly like him though

[@knightogourd]

@@stalecornchips9968 Jarvis is not a common name why are you defending the channel

[@jasperjazzie]

@@stalecornchips9968 i dunno if this is sarcasm but i've seen like 3 people ever named jarvis lmao

[@ashlynphipps4939]

every time that jarvis reiterates that this channel is free, i feel the need to check my bank account

[@stevejohnson3298]

"Janelle doesn't exist" Girls named Janelle: *Guess I'll Die*

[@abrady0]

I love how Jarvis keeps getting confused about what pronouns to use for his fictional self.

[@sourdough6653]

He/him/I/me and he slowly transitions into just i/me

[@hilary8533]

@@sourdough6653 ur right bahaha

[@magdalenakrskova5769]

istfg, as janelle says "every night i pump milk for jarvis" a better help ad starts playing w a woman w the same voice saying "i feel like i do too much for people, how do i set boundaries"

[@Hollieanaaa]

KZbin doing something good

[@YourLocalArtRat]

What does istfg

[@LittleIcarus]

@@YourLocalArtRat I swear to fucking god

[@YourLocalArtRat]

@@LittleIcarus Oo thanks for info

[@VaibhavShewale]

so animated jarvis just gave away milk for free???

[@quinnfarris]

This is literally sexual harrasment. Theyre animating weird fetish videos about him??

[@flargarbason1740]

No, it’s definitely not sexual harassment, but it is slander which is a very strong lawsuit.