I Found the Best Actor on TikTok

[@spodsder]

Guys, the reason he forgot the extra greeting was because he was nervous infront of the live studio audience

[@raiganleveille2293]

Definitely

[@onimoney]

Oh that makes sense

[@quackdaniels3599]

I still feel cheated

[@mauriceponder6176]

#jordysants

[@mauriceponder6176]

It's a hashtag now :D

[@daynakindermann141]

everyone is freaking out about the extra greeting but ignoring the rest of the video??? I mean the music video at the end?? the wild sponser?? the sexual tension with ants?? this video is a masterpiece

[@stainedbread7945]

don't forget about the lamp

[@Xweetibird]

As someone who is only 30 seconds into the video, this comment has me both apprehensive and intensely craving knowledge

[@maneitzme]

no he forgot the extra greeting. anything but golden.

[@Duckmaster-tw2cd]

And its his birthdayyyayshdb-

[@theunreadyone]

People will be too upset about the extra greeting to notice anything.

[@kiranaomi3734]

Age got to him, he already forgot that extra greeting.

[@Nathi98]

He forgot the other one too :'(

[@isisbear3498]

Bro I didn't even realize what has the world come to

[@kissesonhigh]

I subscribed for Nothing huh

[@asiaa8p]

But that indoor boyfriend song made it all worth while :)

[@bingobongo781]

Legit the only reason I subbed, 0/10 unsubbed

[@StarGuardianKassadin]

Kurtis making fun of theater kids and releasing the most musical theatre song ever 15 minutes later is so fucking funny

[@Kitty_cat-o3l]

Fr

[@bangtanbois415]

POV: you're an ant crying while leaving kurtis's house because he didn't do the extra greeting.

[@canuzzi]

He is to old now, to do extra greetings.

[@exosproudmamabear558]

@@canuzzi You never too old to do extra greetings.

[@lenzoproductions]

@@exosproudmamabear558 Exactly. Kurtistown is a place of comfort. The extra greeting shows that Kurtis cares about us.

[@sabshilli7002]

Don’t worry, I’m sure the apology video will come out soon.

[@lenzoproductions]

@@sabshilli7002 He will bring what the citizens want. He always does.

[@lindsayjanae]

POV: you’re a citizen of kurtistown and your day is ruined because the mayor forgot to give you an extra greeting

[@liberty3542]

🥺😭😭😭

[@Liv_shoe]

“I’m not changing for shit” why you lying Kurtis. I might prioritise my role as Greg.

[@Spooky_l3xxi]

And you have to be nice because it's the law

[@buggiie]

day = ruined, heart = shattered 💔💔💔

[@worldwidehandsome7084]

feeling kinda scammed rn...

[@mari-su8up]

POV: you’re Kurtis’ extra greeting wondering why he forgot about you

[@yannam5339]

😔

[@emas5511]

*sad noises*

[@kaeldlr2018]

#Kurtisconnorisoverparttwo

[@norao0oo761]

Peggy Schuler um, i was the 4000th like

[@hannahtimmons4097]

No I’m Dirty Dan your name makes it seem like you’re denying being the extra greeting it’s kinda funny 😂

[@hopper-jos]

rewatching and i still think outdoor boyfriend has it worse. he has to sleep outside, shower in the rain, pee on trees etc. indoor boyfriend may have the more boring job but he has A/C and stuff. Amenities

[@BassicallyKiyash]

Based

[@mackenzie__]

Kurtis: “I’m not changing for sh*t” Also Kurtis: *no extra greeting*

[@hiimjames6215]

I can't even enjoy the video with no greeting

[@tdawg6365]

FOLKS

[@corbenwegman6999]

His extra greeting are so goo it so sad

[@MrFletout]

You guys really care about the greeting? Yawn, just get the funny stuff

[@cosmicberry6096]

@T Dawg 👏

[@themainevent381]

Fellas, if your girl: Has two thingies, Has a wagon in the back, And has six legs, She's not your girl. She's jordys

[@mau6068]

Why is there no comments 😂 now there’s one

[@sxpphs]

Jordy stole mam gorll. If you have seen her, she is 2cm long and is thikkk. 😭😪

[@junosbitch]

Fellas, if your girl is a member of the genus Linepithema humile, that’s not your girl. She’s Jordy’s

[@iatemycat5320]

Wait....females ants have 2 private parts-? Holy shit-

[@andrewoxford1322]

@@iatemycat5320 he meant antenna prolly

[@tuesdaytrothwell]

I like how kurtis realized it was an ant and not an aunt because it saw “a human” and not because it was _looking for food in the bathroom_

[@itscari2327]

Kalyssia September what? Your family doesn’t store your food in the bathroom??

[@hthuliumy6656]

You don’t look for food in your bathroom?

[@mimicatmoon]

The food is in the toilet guys

[@haley5735]

What about the fact that the ant caught feelings for her nephew? I thought that was more obvious because, y'know, incest 😬

[@user-nw3ol7fk1i]

@@haley5735 oh you know, insect, incest, same thing...

[@KorakiPetrov]

Anyone else died at Kurt’s coveted middle smirk 💀

[@beebop5040]

I've watched this video about 100 times and it still gets me😭

[@ava1216]

I CACKLED

[@kathrynwright9588]

its so fucking funny every time

[@Comically_bored]

@@beebop5040I seen this video too many times

[@IvysWhackedWonderland]

c:

[@greciaortiz7634]

kurtis: forgets the extra greeting twitter: let’s get him boys

[@alyssa6743]

get his ass

[@alvinemp9042]

it freaked me out when i first saw

[@imsorryaccount1426]

He was just so excited for his birthday

[@barbieimani]

??? what happend?

[@muddbug]

Joy BEnard Excited about his birthday and introducing his lamp

[@blahaj420]

things not to thirst after: -serial killers -kidnappers -ants

[@Sqoobthedude]

Jackie PT this spells ska

[@maplemoht]

Ants do be kinda thicc tho

[@coreytrevorson5628]

I low key be fucking with them serial killers tho

[@sploosh3792]

Ants are so thick doe 😳👌

[@juicecarton5076]

What about that ant from bug’s life he’s kinda cute

[@hbombscantling7722]

Indoor boyfriend may be sad, but what about outdoor boyfriend sleeping under her porch and crying because he can never go inside

[@a-c-2001]

HBOMB Scantling needs a duet I think

[@maitreyeenabar1754]

Wait but what if it rains and shit

[@nathalie4732]

indoor boyfriend really won with this quarantine tho

[@Kitkat-vj1yu]

Homeboy must stink.

[@najnis3174]

@@Kitkat-vj1yu *it's ok tho because she likes the extra spice*

[@isabellarocks6522]

As someone who has autism and struggles with keeping eye contact, Jordy's tiktoks make me want to NEVER look at people..

[@d0rm4ntp4st3]

also autistic & i think the popularity of pov videos during quarantine made my problems with eye contact like a bazillion times worse 💔💔💔 what if i make eye contact with guy and he thinks im ant 💔

[@Nico-xi5rn]

"Yeah, I am more than just your sister's best friend, I'm her girlfriend."

[@connoraugh1626]

"We're her girlfriend, you stupid dick waffle." @Jordy

[@therealglitterbomb]

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT WHILE WATCHING THAT

[@rikititi1848]

The music in the background, I can't 😂

[@mulkiali3113]

gsap o

[@mulkiali3113]

E

[@loveemily1589]

Conspiracy theory: He's the indoor boyfriend because his girlfriend knows going outside is too dangerous....... he just can't resist those sexy thicc outdoor ants

[@himaragamage6400]

Valid

[@reandezine]

420 likes hell yeah

[@wowimstillalive5878]

I feel like i always read the comments before I finish the video and get so confused haha

[@juliadrake8878]

Reading this before seeing the video is... quite a trip

[@fattytoads]

🥴🥵 thiqq nyah

[@megstevenson762]

Kurtis: “Even though I’m 26 I’m not changing.” Also Kurtis: **forgets to do the extra greeting** Me: “Well apparently you have.”

[@rowanwashburn5015]

I miss my extra greeting!!

[@megstevenson762]

Same!

[@cal927]

I WANT MY EXTRA GREETING THIS IS A S C A M

[@23trainwreck32]

Yeah, that's the worst way to change as a person. Complete 180.. Good to see people aren't overreacting over nothing. 🤦

[@megstevenson762]

Omg tysm for all the likes!

[@Stinky_malinky]

5:50 the middle smirk got me 💀

[@IvysWhackedWonderland]

c:

[@nobody5333]

:>

[@finn3935]

there was no extra greeting kurtis, you call yourself a mayor? this is the first time a politician has ever broken their promise.

[@mrendo5593]

some girl an extra greeting was to only thing stable in my life

[@temperature4984]

I kept replaying the beginning thinking it was gonna happen but it never did

[@scottishrebeljo8158]

I was about to go look, I thought I had gone insane and missed it!

[@yaboidannydevito7810]

This is unacceptable!!! Kurtis explain yourself

[@natbrown7012]

I really want to like this but I can't mess up the number

[@eleanorgouldie9355]

POV: you’re crying yourself to sleep bc Kurtis didn’t do an extra greeting

[@patrickstar796]

Wah

[@squoodlytoodly7404]

That really hurted me doe

[@hufflepuffhorcrux3269]

That kinda hurted me a little

[@charleshamel9746]

*UNSUBSCRIBE*

[@ok-su8oy]

We better get a double extra greeting next video

[@nixymew987]

But if the indoor boyfriend can’t go outside… wouldn’t that mean the outdoor boyfriend can’t come inside? Like he just lives on the street lmao

[@deliriouspenis]

He is for Tha Street🥱🗣❗️

[@original_ace0806]

I thought I was the only one who thought that 😂

[@welikerosafloyd]

Or the outdoor boyfriend is a pullout master

[@original_ace0806]

@@welikerosafloyd That's why the girlfriend goes outside so much

[@LolaLemonArt]

He gets the dog shed

[@daxosnessus825]

They should make a romcom about the indoor and outdoor boyfriends falling in love but they cant be together. sadge

[@lynxlubbpeeps]

They just touch hands through a screen door and stare forlornly

[@nadinecheffi2015]

No one: Kurtis: *turns 26* Kurtis: I’m not changing for shit Also Kurtis: *forgets extra greeting*

[@PatchworkRose567]

POV: You’re lying in bed having a silent breakdown over Krutis forgetting about giving you your second greeting.

[@guesswhat-chickenbutt]

Krutis Lmao

[@husband-of-chinggis]

Krutis

[@DarkShadic9632]

You took that joke from the Baby Geniuses video too seriously. *”words I forgot* my nickname would be Krut.”

[@superstellarhere]

Krutis? Krut it out!

[@TacoStewMan78]

Who's krutis??

[@SkeIewizard]

POV: Kurtis didn’t give you and extra greeting so you make him say sorry in every single video for the rest of time

[@nadsvol6]

remember when #kurtisisoverparty was trending on twitter LMAOOOOO

[@leoniemuller2096]

@@nadsvol6 whyyy?

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@leoniemuller2096 Watch his video on him getting cancelled. He made an apology tweet for not saying the extra greeting to mock other KZbinr apologies but a ton of people didn't even read it and tried to cancel him anyways lol.

[@luizearaujo5844]

@@amandab722 WHAT?

[@maryaliceloring3795]

@@luizearaujo5844 he quit doing the extra greeting because he didn’t want to be branded by it

[@AceJackWagon885]

Kurtis: "It would be a sad life to stay inside all day." Me: *YES PLEASE*

[@negligible_reality]

fr omg. Kurtis was like "omg wouldn't it suck to stay inside and never leave your house?!" and I felt like I had just been slapped across my fucking face because that's literally my dream life! 💀

[@blue-dabad33]

the fact that you can actually say this after living through the lockdowns 😭😭

[@someoneunknown7655]

How quickly people forget the past

[@dread_wolf2301]

​@@blue-dabad33 Lockdown was actually fantastic for me

[@metaloopa6907]

*”Where is my extra greeting?”, The Kurtis town citizens asked calmly.*

[@hobijooh7397]

HaRrY pAttA dId yA pUt yA NaMe in tHe gOblEt of fAyaaAAH?- CALMLY

[@TPNsBiggestFan]

@@hobijooh7397 *calmly*

[@nicolelewis5237]

Ho!ding pitchforks and torches while patiently waiting for a reasonable answer.

[@nopenottoday734]

I agree completely

[@romi6885]

@Isabella Batka calmly 👹👹

[@alicelily550]

kurtis: i don’t want to make fun of him for the indoor boyfriend thing also kurtis: writes an entire song, scripts and records a music video about being an indoor boyfriend

[@ilovemj4896]

😂 🤣lol

[@kairymercado7772]

YES LMAO

[@aliciaguzman1224]

ok but why was the song actually BOMB 😭😭😭 it lowkey slapped

[@IAmAnItalianPizza]

That dude with the shoulders.... physically repulsed me, i was already a lesbian you didnt have to convince me.

[@sour4570]

kurtis: im not changing for shit. you can't change me. also kurtis: * forgets the extra greeting causing everyone to lose it and get him trending on twitter *

[@Deathmoon-sh5kp]

How does this have so many likes but no comments?

[@frostedcereal8243]

P

[@frostedcereal8243]

E

[@frostedcereal8243]

N

[@frostedcereal8243]

I

[@thebiggerkirb974]

Bro this is literally perfect. This was the first kurtis video I ever saw, and then then subbed and got the extra greeting

[@WoodenRose16]

He’s seen a bugs life, now he wants a bug wife.

[@elsie384]

YES this comment is underrated

[@MR-fm2nh]

1000th like

[@Michael-jq5pf]

Stoooopppppp

[@tropicalcandyland6266]

Lmaooo

[@ringodoodles490]

Oh my god..

[@Angelina-pr5hl]

Kurtis: No extra greeting Me: Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

[@jakobsin8414]

I subscribed for nothing! My life is a lie!

[@auxtomates3757]

😭😖😣😢🤬💔

[@Vivicci.x]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@jambgarn5695]

Elevator Girl I was wondering

[@h7672]

BUT WE GOT A SONG

[@mm_203]

Kurtis: “I’m not changing shit” also kurtis: *no extra greeting*

[@tdawg6365]

Do you think we’ll get an extra extra greeting in the next video?

[@Karina-uy1jr]

T Dawg hopefully 😥

[@jotastupr]

Fucking asshole

[@coltonbates629]

Also has a lamp now

[@dorothyscheines3194]

KURTIS!!!!!!! I WAS PROMISED NOT ONE BUT 2 GREETINGS I HAVE NOT GROTE

[@bell4898]

This is one of the funniest videos Kurtis has ever posted. I always come back from time to time when I need a good laugh.

[@WONDERBOIY]

SAAAAME

[@vira6847]

kurtis: i’m not changing for shit also kurtis: doesn’t give us an extra greeting i’m disappointed kurtis, we really expected better from you

[@Justherelol69]

Omg I though I was the only one who saw it

[@hazelc9329]

The music industry been real quiet since Kurtis dropped “Indoor Boyfriend.”

[@MichaelaBelle]

the anthem of the quarantine

[@fionamagill3461]

And that's the tea

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

I so want him to make it available

[@themusicaljunkie37]

Okay.

[@salmonpatties]

gold

[@_kiwari_]

Is an indoor boyfriend like an indoor cat? Imagine, “My indoor boyfriend’s been trying to escape lately,I don’t know why he wants to go outside so much!” “Really?Mine is better than,like, a year ago,he tries to leave less.” “I found mine on the porch,he’s been trying to leave through the window🙄!”

[@LegallyinsaneLoL]

“My indoor boyfriend got out, killed the local wild life, and got ran over”

[@Cheyenne_Pepper]

"My indoor boyfriend got Ou and brought me a dead rat as a present"

[@coolbeanz1070]

Okay Kurtis sings like he’s the love interest in a Barbie movie

[@neekymaya]

I knew it was familiar

[@alicerpz3468]

Lmao

[@melh.8861]

I thought he's the barbie

[@aseasangie]

r/rareinsults

[@addie576]

Haha

[@julieherrmann6801]

kurtis: "I'm not changing for shit, you cant change me!" also kurtis: *doesnt do an extra greeting*

[@elim.6609]

POV: You’re in the comments wondering if anyone else didn’t get an extra greeting

[@angelloodleoul4217]

Life is depressing without Curtis' extra greetings

[@heavenlything]

execution

[@cjsluiter1917]

Phew. It's not just me

[@MeanBeanComedy]

Oh God oh no the existential dread!! It's creeping in oh no! Kurtis please!

[@BootsofButter]

I too was missing my extra greeting :,(

[@catsbowsbubbles]

this dude is perfect to watch while faded and doing schoolwork bc i am not paying attention whatsoever and i randomly tune back in to a song about a man begging to go outside .

[@caramerkel1005]

the “indoor boyfriend” song needs more recognition bc im literally out of breath from laughing

[@sophiafhuifdgapwiouyfsv3478]

I'm wheezing-

[@cattvsp]

Sophia Bateman hhhhhh

[@sonicgaymer4577]

Ikr

[@sharonyang3927]

What a quarantine anthem

[@lernyl]

SAMEE

[@colda.f.238]

actually I pictured "indoor boyfriend" being more like "indoor cat," as in, if he was let outside he'd wreak massive destruction on the local wildlife and then get hit by a car

[@mikuenjoyerXD]

Lol (also good take about outdoor cats)

[@ourloveisgreat1398]

so essentially a criminal

[@shroomish778]

if i let my indoor cat out, he'd probably just wreak massive destruction on the local wildlife because we took him to the vet, and we have proof that he survived some kind of accident sometime in the past

[@croc_moat2327]

Lmfao

[@kr_sh_]

i almost throwup from laughing thank you

[@strawberry_peroxide8597]

The “Indoor Boyfriend Song” is now my official quarantine anthem

[@jadeportwain2244]

Exactly my words😄

[@Amelia_Whitevoid]

Same

[@soontobereleased3667]

He should put it on streaming services

[@thats.so.raivyn]

😂😂😂

[@_MECHA_]

Ares to

[@Inconsistance_]

Just remember, this man makes these scary videos then sits down with a straight face, edits it, posts it, and continues his night

[@tsekuuu]

POV: you're Kurtis Conner and seeing every citizen of Kurtistown is leaving because you forgot *extra greeting*

[@notyounolu]

tøp uwu citizens lets gather our torches and pitchforks, we won’t stand for this 😔🤘🏽

[@meremustdie9762]

Thando Simelane i agree i am grabbing my *forks*

[@xxxiatetheturtlesorrymomxx314]

Am sharpening my knife now

[@Anonymous-jv5hq]

What the fuck is with the extra greeting?

[@kadeorade5296]

“I’m auditioning for Mother Who’s Baby Just Exploded.” BABY YOU’RE A FIIIIREWOOORK

[@farateq]

This dent me into orbit

[@sqoishicasette]

I paused the video and laughed for five mins 😭🤣

[@lee2791]

your name is very creative

[@sarastories8074]

I'm sorry, I am THAT person but... whose*

[@divyasrivastava216]

I was caught off guard when he sang that

[@CountDogula7]

POV: you’re crying in the shower and unsubbing because there was no extra greeting

[@linalina69000]

Oml didn't even notice oop-

[@haleyhuber8370]

We need and extra extra greeting next time

[@ndumisomsomi9053]

I knew something was off!!!!!!!!

[@linalina69000]

Kurtis reading this comment like: fu-

[@irvingf.8769]

We need an apology video

[@thekarlshow_tm]

As a theater kid, I am offended to be put on the same level as pov tiktoks 😔

[@heathercrumbl3334]

FR SAAAAME

[@ianluk8855]

Same

[@Ratswithnointentions]

Too bad. Fuck theater kids I bet you're a cool one tho

[@acid3771]

FOR REAL

[@maysonroberts7696]

I know right

[@sara_beara4758]

Plot twist the indoor boyfriend and the outdoor boyfriend fall for each other. It’s the forbidden romance of a lifetime. The title will be “A Window Away”

[@ivenfurpaw8498]

Id watch it

[@ahimsa5971]

Your a god amongst men. I want to make that movie

[@mau6068]

“You ready to go Y/N?” Said outdoor boyfriend , “be there in a minute!” Outdoor boyfriend waited outside cause he can’t go inside , obviously! While he waiting for Y/N he saw something, no... he saw someone “could this be indoor boyfriend?” He thought , he felt himself panic and his heartbeat quicken when he caught a clear glance at him “babe! Why are you staring into space?” Outdoor boyfriend didn’t notice he was staring right at him , being entranced at the beauty through the window...

[@gonnacry442]

I want the characters to be Kurtis and Kurtis as well

[@bluebird9870]

I actually quite like that title

[@somersetdrayton9067]

The lamp is okay I guess. However it isn't as important as the IMMENSE SADNESS of learning that as a subscriber of many years, I didn't receive the extra greeting I so desire. To fill this void I have proceeded to rewatch all of your videos.

[@MorinozukaTakashi123]

Somerset Drayton it’s his birthday so we had to give him the extra greeting

[@somersetdrayton9067]

Yaquelin Venegas Oh damn that’s true

[@airbearsarrow3426]

His birthday was over a week ago. if kurtis expects us to celebrate his birthday for over 4 days, he’s high.

[@Flyersfan28]

@@airbearsarrow3426 just calm tf down. he was celebrating his birthday and he hasn't uploaded until now.

[@airbearsarrow3426]

Screw his uploading schedule! I demand satisfaction!

[@wolvesluvpnutbuttr998]

Kurtis really out here testing the theory we won’t riot without an extra greeting

[@tarrenr8159]

I definitely noticed, I feel cheated

[@myguy3238]

It was annoying honestly, it was funny the first few times and stopped the next thousand times

[@princessnubbins7608]

We have been hoodwinked, run-amuck, led astray, and completely baffled by what has happened. Smh.

[@sstarrlloverr]

*Sniffs* I just can’t believe he would do this to us..

[@foolwithtoomanynames]

BLASTFIMY !!

[@jweaver9089]

i think that the lamp is the most awe-inspiring thing ever and it brought me to tears. and it is green. green is cool.

[@evilsentient_ai]

"you're not just his sisters best friend" ur her gf now he made u realize how much u aren't attracted to men

[@mau6068]

I thought that’s what it was until today even though I watched this for so long

[@jordanramirez5167]

I was bi but now I think I’m les 🥲👍

[@perperperpen]

You never considered that maybe his sister's best friend was a dude?

[@evilsentient_ai]

@@perperperpen gay rights bff 🏳️‍🌈

[@perperperpen]

@@evilsentient_ai ???

[@mimigrace0907]

*Kurtis doesn't do an extra greeting* the world is actually ending

[@corvus3835]

"it's not the end of the world"

[@arsonleblanc2005]

My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable

[@laskwkxkwkd]

#kurtisconnerisoverparty

[@laskwkxkwkd]

Lol jk jk...

[@melinalopez8367]

chill

[@DEADisBEAUTIFUL]

So, um.... apparently “indoor boyfriend” is a real term. Basically they’re boyfriends who you are embarrassed to have around your friends and family. How’ve I never heard this before?

[@ha-kf3rd]

I actually read that term somewhere and when Kurtis brought it up, I was like "I'm pretty sure that exists." but I didn't know that it means like that.

[@cythiaunicorn5179]

That’s sad

[@vernahassenfeldt2015]

If your embarrassed to be around them why even be with them. That’s fucked upppp

[@kreto-chanva7207]

That's the saddest definition I've ever heard

[@ButterflyScarlet]

@@vernahassenfeldt2015 usually the reason is sex. Or you're really invested in the belief that only you recognize their true beauty and you're more interested in keeping them to yourself than being proud of them in public

[@Just_a_chill_guy-21-z8n]

That was the most beautiful song… brought tears to my eyes

[@mynamesimm]

“I don’t wanna make fun of him... BUT” *-Proceeds to make a whole song making fun of him-*

[@jessespicer6036]

The song was literally beautiful we need a whole album

[@Sam-xe2bz]

“Emotionally lipsyncing a song? That’s not acting.” *Rupaul wants to know your location*

[@lillykempf3689]

Lipsync for your life is a whole different level 😂

[@sydgrace48]

I’m your 1,000th like

[@nope66755]

rupaul thinks her own acting is acting

[@maballsitch]

manila disagrees

[@barr_1411]

As a citizen of The kurtistown, I would like to objectify against our mayor due to the lack of the extra greeting . I’m completely devastated and did not think the day would come. The pain that I’m feeling right now, I would not wish it on my worst enemy.

[@AldanaBalarezo]

A coup is what we demand

[@aquaMar313]

As another citizen of The Kurtistown, I declare that my mental health had a considerable decline after this lack of responsability, how could you Kurtis? Our minds will forgot this with the time, but our hearths will always feel this lost, the pain. R.I.P extra greeting

[@ronjavonpost7100]

Era _ I'm signing whatever petition we are making for this

[@user-xs2gf]

As a citizen of The Kurtistown, I completely agree, your point is clear and relatable for the other citizens. I’ve been feeling bad... horrible... awful. The lack of the extra greeting has increased the level of depression in our town, and this has to STOP. Let’s sign a petition and bring our extra greeting back, as it’s what we deserve and what we WILL get.

[@___OanonymousO___]

POV: you subscribe so you can get an extra greeting but it gets forgotten and now you have fallen into a deep depression

[@rightattheend3320]

i wanna see a forbidden romance between the indoor boyfriend and the outdoor boyfriend

[@blakewalker9859]

I would literally pay thousand for this movie to be real I’m not even kidding

[@totallynotjevii574]

The balcony scene can work well

[@bigclitenergy]

Can't wait till someone with wattpad actually makes this

[@faenene]

😳🤚

[@collinharris4848]

BRO PLEASE

[@daizywhitehead1688]

The fact that people on TikTok tricked the obsessively masculine fboys to recreate a scene from a gay love movie is incredible

[@antarchi80]

And then they get confused why we don't love them as much as Timotheé or Armie aha

[@doll-xh7my]

They wanna be Timothee SO bad

[@ferb6994]

Timmy has what they don’t have, TALENTTT

[@souzenkhan3587]

Kevin H. IKR LMAO they’re so annoying

[@souzenkhan3587]

Ferb ! And a great personality 😌✨

[@strongboi3028]

I can’t imagine how people are actually binge watching his tiktoks when all he does is going like “🥺🤤😏” while the pov says: „you are a cat and i throw a slice of cheese in your face 😳👉🏻👈🏻”

[@macaca1586]

I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS CAPTION WTF

[@onionboy6074]

*Donkey noises* I just died

[@user-bl1tm7ji9o]

VJHBCFBKBHJDFSCUK

[@maskedvamp]

I’m okay with that Edit: I mean I might be doing that

[@obesekaren]

The girls are like: 🤰😫🥵

[@Asterixi]

middle smirk Kurtis haunting my dreams

[@scruncklord5034]

plot twist: she's keeping the indoor and outdoor boyfriends separate because she knows they'll fall in love if they see each other

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

Yes.

[@thatonecryingman6254]

Yes.

[@pyro014]

Yes.

[@erinc8885]

Yes.

[@pixiethegoblin]

POV: I'm the outdoor boyfriend, you're the indoor boyfriend. You see me and we fall in love

[@nesssmith7746]

PoV: Kurtis is showing u the straight side of Tik Tok and u want him to stop

[@sweethibiscustea]

True

[@waterbasednutrients]

It's the insex side of titkok

[@13gudadod]

Ikr

[@zeydenciz]

he Said furries and cosplayers?? Those are not straight %100

[@lee2791]

i love how it’s now gay tiktok and straight tiktok that’s so funny to me for some reason

[@rats2988]

imagine the outdoor boyfriend it’s probably worse. like he’s not allowed to go inside, he sleeps in the park and he has to ask people to get him food because he can’t go in stores.

[@lrizzard]

i mean going to stores is probably an outdoor thing. do you think she has a stores boyfriend just to go shopping with or for romantic dinners?

[@user-lp2xs3ws4n]

Drive thru

[@rats2988]

Lara İpek Yes she probably has a store boyfriend, a car boyfriend and maybe some other ones

[@rats2988]

Marulani Rodriguez well he can’t go in a car so he would have to walk

[@justjulesie]

You know there is another name for that right?

[@FenixFang]

Watching this super high is insane 😭 Kurtis your videos are the best, watch them all the time sober, but theyre awesome when high.

[@dilia12ulloa93]

Kurtis: theater kids are anoying... Also Kurtis: goes full theater kid at the end

[@eden_curtiss9383]

lmaooo

[@bee-ke9ek]

Not all theatre kids are trashboi garbagemen! That’s just me!

[@emmarombold2489]

the song kinda sounds like a showtune 👀 lmao

[@Lisa-gl7rc]

Emma Rombold lmao I thought about that

[@aylove.]

Kurtis Conner - singer, songwriter, actor, indoor boyfriend.

[@hmalik-l8z]

Ayla Gooding lets be honest you can just say he is the indoors

[@emoboy42069]

Don’t forget dancer (2:21)

[@thewriteinpresident]

@@emoboy42069 And The Teacher Spoke…, You DID NOT Get Left Behind if that is what you think is happening at this time for if you actually could conceptualize THE WORD, then you would know the word BIBLE means Biblical that Means Book of Books, and it is just one of many LIES and DECEPTIONS and False Narratives your FREE MASON Preachers have fed you, and if you continue to walk down this land of the missing thinking this is the Punishment of G.O.D., then you will never take your right to Think for Your Self, Believe in Your Self, and you surely shall lose your Right to Exist as you have Lost The RIGHT to raise even your own children with THE BOOK OF KNOWLEDGE!!! I have the Holy Water Spirit, and I still walk among you and S.A.T.A.N. was the EDISON that we have just Destroyed, yet the L.U.C.I.F.E.R. that would the The Devil 1.0 where SATAN was The Devil 2.0, and in that` you must help WE THE PEOPLE, and Human Souls that remain too take out all “5G Eugenics” Weapons of Mass Surveillance, and Mass Motorization Mechanization known as HYPNOTISM by the TV MEDIA MATRIX where once we take over all “Television Shows” and KZbin Type Channels then all people will know we live in this Celestial Sphere Dual Flat Earth of Heaven and Hell right here in PURGATORY “always trapped” in this ETERNAL MOMENT as Celestial Beings in these Flesh and Blood and Bones TEMPORARY Temporal Corporeal Mortal Body TEMPLE Avatars!!!! Moreover, we are The New Wine Skins known as Pak-Toe “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition, and we WILL NOT put up with any more Racka from you OLD WINE SKINS, or your old ways of this SLAVE MASTER Mentality where you think you own something when it actually owns you cause you think you can not live without it, be it a Person, a Planet that does not exist, or pieces of METALS and GEM STONES that grown in the Fucking Ground!!!! Worthless has been your whole way of life, and if I Christ Jesus RETURNED wanted to judge you, then you would not WALK among “we the people” be you a FREE MASON Lodge member or not!!! Do not think because I am respectful that I do not know YOUR Crimes and Treachery and SEDITION to our Human Souls, Spirits, and Symbiots, and I do not FORGIVE YOU for that, nor will I ever forget all your protection of them that do YOUNG TRANNY SEX Websites and Human Trafficking FORCED SLAVE LABOR, but now that THE BOOK OF NONMASON - THE BOOK OF PUZZLES - THE BOOK OF RIDDLES shows “what” every Eastern Star, Jobs Daughters, Rainbow Girls, DEMOLAY and Shriners are all about, you will never be safe to hurt and harm and hit……., and get away with it anymore as long as THE SOCIETY OF NONMASON walk among “WE ARE” the Human Hearts of this Realm and all others… The Book of EXODICE!!! videos.utahgunexchange.com/watch/the-reason-there-are-no-people-is-cause-the-edison-has-been-powered-down-you-are-not-a-hologram_Fb3NYf5mS4uU7UW.html THE PEOPLE ARE {ALL MISSING} CAUSE WE BLEW UP THE EDISON MACHINE OF FORCED “Slave Labor” TECHNOLOGY In Santa Barbara CALIFORNIA USA!!! The Society of nonmason~ [///|||\\\] +++++++++++++++++++++++++

[@haeflxwer4727]

what the fuck.

[@saltyysnails]

kurtis, who didn’t do the extra greeting: i’m not changing for SHIT

[@hidden_jem_]

The diaper stays ON

[@Kajal_J]

I never thought i would but i found the video with no extra greeting! Always wondered about it when he said "except that one time" from all further videos when doing extra greeting bit. 😂

[@adrianaondrejka2062]

Indoor boyfriend feels like the unintentional anthem of quarantine 2020.

[@jujuskiswim]

Sandra Fray yesss

[@PimpernelVA]

I live for your truths

[@patrochilles6275]

Hey fellow carry on fan

[@carseatneedsrest]

L

[@sunsprite3497]

i had the same thought, but saw u comment and will not take the attention away from you bc you thought of it first. godspeed my friend

[@ruetistic]

“Middle smirk” . . V

[@thatoneinternetguy9258]

The coveted middle smirk = • • V

[@islabee94]

That was so fucking funny

[@goobertron9099]

. . |

[@superfan364]

*=v=*

[@Buzzzy-bee]

Minnie Mouse but worse ^

[@gracelewis9886]

Kurtis: theatre kids are annoying Also Kurtis: *writes, sings, and films an entire song*

[@SCP-2295]

nobody hates theater kids more than theater kids

[@rhys4668]

cherryriot you’re right! we’re insufferable

[@glenk.4124]

cherryriot except for everyone. If you say “we’re not all like that” you are top tier annoying theater kid. It’s just facts

[@kina2799]

Glen K. Nobody hates us more than us

[@SCP-2295]

@@glenk.4124 don't get me wrong man anytime i say theater kids are insufferable im fully included in that description

[@diobrando2648]

Not Cody Ko 💀

[@janusalternate5260]

Yea it's a 4 year old video

[@DarwinRoger893]

Relax, it was made 4 years ago.

[@him1517]

“Aunt like your moms sister” how does that make it better Kurtis

[@AllHailTheKang]

It’s a human,

[@buzzfeedhater]

Between Alabama and zoophilia,

[@garfield8mybrain356]

Yeeyee

[@moved.6963]

@@buzzfeedhater I prefer Alabama over beastiality

[@mackenzie8905]

because then they'd be blood related

[@rr6619]

Kurtis: “you can’t change me” Also Kurtis: *forgets our extra greeting* *crucify this man*

[@joleenpeen6956]

nice *edit: it was at 69 likes. a better time.

[@lydiaparker63]

"emotionally lip-syncing a song is not acting" true, but have you ever stared out the car window when a sad song comes on and pretended you're in a movie?

[@non-corporealentity67]

forget the car i always pretend i’m in a movie when i listen to music

[@edabakb]

In the shower, acting like I'm making a very dramatic music video...

[@AHandleFul]

Drag queens turn it into entertainment, but most people can’t pull it off

[@spacingsquirrel6727]

I always act like on a show like the Truman Show

[@whanmot5953]

...........How did you know?

[@jonquilmr13]

Tbh the lamp was the first thing I noticed. Beautiful and has warm lighting, good choice !

[@mellifroze7532]

ngl kurtis' acting as the indoor boyfriend deserves a jordy

[@yudonnom3]

this is a reply

[@plant7371]

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[@camt8240]

This is a reply for someone replying to a reply

[@magik8295]

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[@rem-nl3dl]

This is a reply to a reply to a reply to reply to a reply to someone replying to a reply.

[@p00niK]

i think about "the middle smirk" way too often

[@artsopod]

I guess it has that effect on people

[@p00niK]

Dead Slushie Walkin' It’s mesmerizing

[@artsopod]

@@p00niK yes, yes it is...

[@bobacloud7039]

oop

[@shannmander]

Looking forward to that smirk on merch❤

[@jordiepraska7684]

Do you know how hard it is to hear “Jordy is sexually attracted to ants” when your name is Jordie?

[@isabelle1641]

Jordie Praska AHAHAH

[@malihachowdhury7323]

Dear god, I hope this comment was ironic because I'd sincerely feel bad if it wasn't...

[@mickibabe5495]

You’re attracted to ANTS??

[@mickibabe5495]

Maliha Chowdhury uh... do you know what irony is?

[@calci66]

THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

[@frxqgy]

prayers for melanie, play date was too good of a song for this

[@yannahpeeps2002]

“Damn girl what that thorax do” -Kurtis Conner 2020

[@margosfeet404]

I'm crying

[@Witchy_Hoo]

no one: absolutely no one: kurtis conner’s middle smirk: :>

[@jessicaalter5100]

Middle smirk= Keith from TryGuys. I’m never going to see one of their thumbnails without thinking of this now.

[@alex-fs9yt]

@@jessicaalter5100 OMG I was wondering why it was familiar

[@scarydeath2480]

hahahah ikr how is that possible

[@raindrops_mp4819]

•v•

[@kendellkryptonite2561]

c:

[@cellostrings565]

Danny is Kurtis’ outdoor boyfriend and Drew is his indoor boyfriend

[@addiewolff8541]

Cody is the ant

[@sh0tgunsh1pping]

and Jacob is his friend's older brother

[@whereaminoliterallywheream1035]

😂🤚

[@albertaipalook1753]

@@whereaminoliterallywheream1035 dude, I don't know where I am either

[@whereaminoliterallywheream1035]

@@albertaipalook1753 well guess were lost together then

[@Aika_Ichika]

“Middle smirk Kurtis can’t hurt you” Middle smirk Kurtis: 5:51

[@account_1507]

“it’s cool because it’s TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET doing it”- kurtis conner 2020

[@amelie_thingz4471]

Me-2020

[@kitgabriel7698]

I'm a simple man.. I see timothee chalamet on a comment, I press like

[@amelie_thingz4471]

The fact that kurtis conner stans timothee chalamet has made my day, week, month and entire year tbh

[@anikagh]

A bit weird, but I clicked on this comment because of Timothee Chamlet because I saw him in a WEBTOON comments page. I have no idea who the hell he is doe.

[@alayna8661]

iconic backgrounds: danny: little nutcracker guy drew: ironic artwork kurtis: lamp

[@mackenziecarper4282]

and cody has his messy ass couch

[@christinep4761]

it's the doorknobs tho

[@MrPicunYT]

Also Kurtis: sit in front of the lamp the whole time

[@alayna8661]

Mackenzie Carper oh shit i forgottt 😂

[@shav44]

Honestly I thought that was a power rangers lamp

[@speccysquaregolike9629]

"the coveted middle smirk" 👁u👁

[@Emily.Russell]

My favorite comment in this video

[@blixer4775]

or οцο

[@skaisathedutchie7003]

Autumn foxx Oh that’s the upside down smirk

[@_rhea.b_1305]

That was my fave part of the vid

[@samthegarbageman2876]

Kaede Akamastu hows it hanging

[@MySpaceBoa]

He’s so old now that he even forgot to give an extra greeting. This is the worst day ever. I’m never gonna smile again

[@bigstanky115]

I LOST it when he went for the middle smirk

[@blizzard_the_seal9863]

Big Stanky ikr

[@truevamp9857]

You lost what

[@pietrasteglich-7634]

IKR

[@quinn4619]

Wholesome Libtard it

[@jess-kn1bg]

kurtis: owo

[@sapphiredup9932]

Therapist: middle smirk Kurtis can’t hurt you Middle smirk Kurtis: 👁 v 👁

[@emmajinthetardis]

Sapphired Up i went and rewatched the middle smirk about five times it took me tf out 😂

[@sapphiredup9932]

adidas-uchiha SAME

[@gaurisood4524]

That really sent me💀💀

[@mr.cowell6025]

5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51

[@Pichicato]

omg that was so funny

[@kirbyvanwyngarden4614]

The middle smirk is SO underrated

[@GreatTasteMurder]

IKR! my drink spilled because of that🔫🌹

[@ari_archer]

•v•

[@box_full_of_ink958]

👁️u👁️

[@FareedKhan-xs9nj]

IT TOOK ME OUTTTT SJNSJSBSGDHA

[@ZaDe2002]

NOT THE MIDDLE SMIRK- 😭

[@leifsilva4816]

Why hasn't Kurtis become a Jedi yet? If his birthday is on May 4th he's a star wars child.