Faking Paparazzi Videos For Clout

[@drewisgooden]

I got so scared when you took the paparazzi guy’s hat 😢 it looked like you were taking my hat. and I really like my hat 😢

[@ariellastone5660]

omg hi drew really sorry about the hat that looked like it was stolen 😿

[@MyIneffablePonyyy]

😢 poor little Drew's whole identity is his hat. That's the best part of your videos 😢

[@camilleon2415]

💔💔💔

[@juliab.8158]

Play lego star wars

[@DaGamah]

Truly depressing 😔😢

[@DAngeloWallace]

the paparazzi found me at whole foods. i was buying celery and they were buying rosé

[@jasmine511]

did you make smoothie bowls?

[@jaxtheoverlord6959]

e

[@ilovemyseLf345]

omg d’angelo

[@ic3yr0]

D'ANGELO

[@misatobestgurl]

d'angelo, my guy! did you find your soulmate though? 🤔

[@james_no_last_name]

I love how everyone immediately went, “Danny’s making a new tricked us video” and then the next clip that came out was him using telepathy to communicate with the paparazzi.

[@fryingpan37]

lol

[@neurohexis2819]

@Dont_Read_My_User_Photo ok

[@Lbozo123-v8w]

​@@neurohexis2819bro what

[@jaxonmcalley]

Professor X who?

[@PixelatedCringeXD]

@@fryingpan37You better run… I’m pansexual…

[@drewjay8940]

Describing someone as a "future missing person" is such a good threat

[@SquidBaconGuy]

Gurp, that’s after Logan Paul finds him

[@KariMari1]

Gurp? ​@@SquidBaconGuy

[@UrFavfairyss]

@@SquidBaconGuyafter Logan Paul😂😢😮🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️fat cow=leader

[@UrFavfairyss]

@@SquidBaconGuynot talking to you talking to jay i love your work

[@crafterrium8724]

@@UrFavfairyss what an asshole lmao

[@lucyservo6574]

"Expecting our first child this october" 😭 go laura, you got this. And congrats to laura's husband as well

[@ValonaGrace]

Laura’s husband?? Who is that

[@froggy5748]

Frfr I hope Laura’s pregnancy is going well, that shit is rough. It’ll be over in just a few more months though so I’m sure she’s excited. I know they’ll both be great parents :)

[@lucyservo6574]

@@ValonaGrace his name is derek, i think. something starting with D

[@lucyservo6574]

@@froggy5748 pregnancy looks ROUGH. they seem like a team, like they'll support each other as parents

[@intoxicatedcoffee]

​@@lucyservo6574 uh?? pretty sure it's dylan. not sure where you got that info from

[@BuginaRiver]

I love how Danny has gone from learning how to lie to people to teaching others how to lie to people. Truly inspiring.

[@the.tall.brunette]

Wait- I'm confused..... Why is everyone suddenly hating on Danny?

[@cloudstrife4534]

@@the.tall.brunette I thought they were referring to the videos Danny makes where he makes up a new persona and tries to convince people they’re real(Zayden Long, Ned Flames), not that anyone was hating on Danny. I could be wrong, and if people actually are hating on him, then I’m just as confused as you are about why.

[@laika6661]

You have good taste in cartoons

[@qvackistan]

DUCKTALES PFP

[@ambarely-here]

truly greg

[@juliamarshall9164]

Danny, we still love you despite the fact that you’ve given us irreparable trust issues.

[@VestedWand372]

@Dont-Read-My-Profile-Picture.0 ok, I won't.

[@jacksonfilippone1813]

@Dont_Read_My_User_Photo fuckin bot

[@GooseWithAPassport]

​@Dont_Read_My_User_Photo good thing I'm illiterate

[@user-bmxjolly]

@@GooseWithAPassportshit I’m blind

[@cobaltbluesky2276]

literally though I thought it might be a joke for a video when i saw the instagram post about them expecting-

[@Pete_Finch]

The fuckin super loud camera shutter every few seconds absolutely killed me, especially as Danny is actually doing some solid acting 😂

[@finnhughes6333]

ikr

[@24Nyome]

Idk why it's so funny but you could probably randomly play really loud shutter sfx and I would laugh

[@Theunicorn2012]

The fuckin super loud camera shutter every few seconds absolutely killed me, especially as Danny is actually doing some solid acting 😂

[@cvaal]

​@@Theunicorn2012 The fuckin super loud camera shutter every few seconds absolutely killed me, especially as Danny is actually doing some solid acting 😂

[@username11346]

Jesus loves you

[@DanaStudies]

Danny already has a perfect tactical stroller for mini Danny to go in.

[@sooahnim]

20 steps ahead, like always

[@bananawitchcraft]

Tactical babies must be the natural enemies of the PC babies from South Park

[@Hip.Username]

boy or girl, baby shall be named MiniDanni

[@NO_HEARTS.]

Tactical baby

[@jamessuarez6301]

I mean if they are expecting the tactical baby in october then I'm pretty sure they bought the stroller knowing that the baby was coming, or at least hoping

[@Nicole-tk8xv]

Danny faking his own tik tok videos and acting clueless for his paparazzi encounter was the funniest thing I have ever seen. His face when they asked if he had any upcoming projects made my stomach hurt from laughing too much.

[@rosyhvideo2587]

Common Danny W 🙌

[@BrynnaLayne]

I was wondering how real it would look and it really got me lol

[@jamiegitlitz5932]

HAHAH LITERALLY

[@aarondavis8943]

I love a new social media scam and this one is perhaps the funniest. I thought AI Elon Musk's AI crypto youtube ads were AI funny but this carbon-based organism is even funnier. If that makes sense.

[@Kitfox080]

I lost it at 24:20 with the fake news voiceover saying "future missing person Danny Gonzalez" as a throwback to the earlier remarks of "future musician Ryan Halsa".

[@ox1y1gen]

Faking stuff WHILE faking an entire identity is so damn impressive, hats off Drew

[@ilyvoldy]

Fr, I’m so proud of Kurtis rn!

[@beepboop8048]

@davidlol2080Why do you keep commenting this lol

[@FoopyFlopster]

@@beepboop8048 he has dementia and keeps forgetting he left this comment

[@lanaxv]

fr

[@redRuxx]

THE HAT TAX

[@potfur_z_bagna]

Imagine Laura and Danny actually really liking the name "Gregory" but knowing they can't name their son that because it would make them look fucking insane, lmao

[@2bruhiscool]

Best comment

[@Dameon_AJ]

You’re saying they’re not?

[@jordandoesthings.]

It would be like the show “good luck Charlie” where it’s like a future diary or something for their kid 😂

[@EkkoMiles]

​@@jordandoesthings. Oh hey, I found you under Danny's channel 😭😭

[@hmmmm5677]

"Hey Danny let's name him Greg!" "well um"

[@FlagBoi]

Danny really said, "Love the fraud but here are some pointers" and tbh I agree with him.

[@superkong]

Same I love committing fraud

[@dezcubing5844]

Sound advice

[@Theunicorn2012]

Danny really said, "Love the fraud but here are some pointers" and tbh I agree with him.

[@Peoplerweird]

@@Theunicorn2012why are you repeating that

[@rayaanansari4834]

@@Theunicorn2012sound advice

[@lunacy3]

I can just imagine how silent the room is when Danny acts out skits 😭

[@ThearghTheSecond]

SEX MODE, ACTIVATE!

[@LadyMayhem-ef4nq]

Oh god it’s all I can think of now 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aarondavis8943]

He must feel even more ridiculous than he appears to us 😂😂 He should do a compilation of all his skit material with only the original sound. I would watch all 47 hours.

[@MaximusDream78]

I can imagine how white his hair is 😭

[@annewartes2142]

Noooooooooo😭😭😭😭😭

[@susanxsaint]

The pleasure of knowing you were right about an account being secretly ran by Danny is undescribable

[@mmorgie]

UNDESCRIBABLE

[@susanxsaint]

@Dont-Read-My-Profile-Picture.0 Okay I will respect your wishes

[@flopybouncer]

​@@mmorgie yeehaw mf

[@ch3rriontop]

@Dont_Read_My_User_Photo if you say so i guess

[@priinglescafe]

STOP I THOUGHT IT WAS HIS ACCOUNT AT FIRST BECAUSE IT DIDNT LOOK LIKE REUPLOADD

[@thegunkiestofgunks]

Danny Brutally murdered five paparazi? They probably Deserved it. Danny is such a saint for dealing with this.

[@_.-Midnight-._]

The things Danny has to go through for us is so admirable

[@TG_Flash]

When you read comments when you just clicked on the video:

[@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo]

@@TG_Flashthe movie when your parents come in:

[@porterbrown836]

i love how the danny paparazzi videos could possibly be believed until out of nowhere, *"CEASE THESE GAMES, PHOTO BOY. I TIRE OF YOUR QUESTIONS."*

[@bobbobert9379]

*FUTURE MISSING PERSON*

[@yolkthelesbian6928]

i started crying from laughter when i saw that bro

[@kaitc99]

WHAT IN TARNATION

[@claudedebussyreal]

CEASE THESE GAMES PHOTO BOY

[@Nugcon]

LOGAN PAUL MODE

[@bennerfam4523]

I know you announced on Instagram. But the way you casually dropped you're going to be a dad in a sponsor is so funny

[@Herpes_Free]

hi

[@Travel_with_Gigi]

The baby is apparently due in October so he's not just gonna be a Dad, he's gonna be a Spooky Dad

[@genericname2747]

​@@Travel_with_Gigi the prophecy

[@user-kw7mr6xt9n]

he can now justify that tactical stroller purchase

[@SquirtleSquad443]

@@Travel_with_Gigithe baby pops out and it’s just Spookly the Square Pumpkin

[@cali295]

this community's lack of trust is really inspiring

[@melissalonla]

it’s the critical thinking

[@taratih]

At this point you cant blame us

[@smwatertasteslikewater]

@@AnxiousZen it’s a bot, just ignore it

[@dewmilk17]

This literally came out less than hour after Cooper ranted about beauty tiktokers lying about clout is amazing Thinking about praying to this

[@beepbop3272]

True

[@NotOnLand]

Imagine Danny names his kid Greg, and years later he discovers all these videos his dad made specifically for him. That would be an absolute trip.

[@TheElcollin]

when his wife is pregnant, he can say she's gregnant

[@Wh0gamin]

That would be so cool for them

[@loonemist]

@@TheElcollin she is actually gregnant 😭

[@regresaperry]

@@loonemistthey had their baby already

[@Theunicorn2012]

Imagine Danny names his kid Greg, and years later he discovers all these videos his dad made specifically for him. That would be an absolute trip.

[@StickyCat398]

I like how he tried to make a joke out of the information he gave, but failed and actually gave scarily accurate advice.

[@lqwerty0051]

@@Riaokha Bro huh????

[@uhh3457]

@@lqwerty0051 m

[@nicholasthomas.7553]

@@thirsty4reigen m

[@zomb6itez]

​@@Riaokha m

[@Comic_Geek2001]

@@Riaokha m

[@sheridanfrancis4814]

Having to run like that from the paparazzi while you’re pregnant must’ve been so scary! 😞

[@bakingyuyu]

ikr.. i feel so bad for the baby...😞

[@sophiathenas]

I hope the baby won't be affected by the stress🙏

[@atable2505]

Eh Ronal went into battle and she was fine

[@survivaltipsandtricks4042]

With all that running, the baby’s definitely gonna come out looking like a mix of the 3💀

[@Soup38520]

@@survivaltipsandtricks4042what 3?

[@imnotagingeriswear]

Danny’s fake tv report calling him a future missing person caught me so off guard I was crying laughing

[@corinneellington]

my fav part

[@samilasousa1075]

I read you comment before seeing and I didn’t think I was going to laugh so hard!

[@imnotagingeriswear]

@@samilasousa1075 haha right

[@findus6528]

SAMEEEEEE HELP

[@xenwoah]

follow the cat

[@Kazuha-tb4jx]

the way he acctually made the first few videos convincing and then just casually spit out the "CEASE THESE GAMES, PHOTO BOY. I TIRE OF YOUR QUESTIONS"😭

[@Patterrz]

Danny is scary good at spreading misinformation

[@RboygamingVR]

Lol facts

[@cyndrift]

well of course, he has the strongest and fastest growing army on youtube (i know because he said so)

[@Boswer-lj2oy]

When is the next poketuber hunger games

[@thesquiddler]

@Dont_Read_My_User_Photo no leo ingles. no te preocupes no puedo leer tu nombre

[@rosyhvideo2587]

Chat is this real?

[@bialessa6317]

Danny saying 'in my opinion' at the end of every sentence to avoid getting sued is very funny, in my opinion.

[@hehe-xz2xc]

Yeah ikr ,well in my opinion

[@chotisit9328]

Fr, in my opinion

[@sarahlindberg467]

He doesn’t want to get slapped by legal

[@Th3NoobQueen]

It’s hilarious in my opinion

[@Ieatliquidmetal]

It is a creative way to not get sued, in my opinion.

[@MamaDoctorJones]

Wait did you just low key drop a baby announcement in the ad?! Congrats 😊

[@vogelvrouw]

I love coming across you in the comments of commentary youtubers

[@Lex_brooke]

He announced it on instagram recently

[@DeepshikhaGurung-eb9fl]

You would know if you followed him😐

[@youknownothing2897]

Omg!!!

[@ExtraOni]

😢 I know!! ❤

[@sp4c3y]

“youtuber and future missing person danny gonzalez” actually had me in tears it caught me so off guard LMFAOOO

[@ashantiwilliams8990]

It’s funny how Danny promotes critical thinking but also wants to be devious and hopes we don’t suspect a thing😭😭😭😭😭

[@PurgatoryProductions1]

that’s not danny, that’s 2 danny 2 furious

[@v0m1tg0r3gutzz]

​@@PurgatoryProductions1 it's the power of the la croix

[@captaincrazycreative]

He's just a devious gremlin and he can't help it

[@CaseyShontz]

He’s testing us

[@mothmansleftwing]

he only wants critical thinking in the subreddit, not on tiktok 😂

[@ihateithere6432]

I have so much distrust in Danny that when he said he and Laura were expecting i fully assumed he was lying💀

[@MoistBitching]

FR 💀💀

[@Skibitybebobeay]

Me too when I saw the post I was like 🤨

[@snapedu9166]

​@@Skibitybebobeay can you give a time stamp?

[@favoritemustard3542]

@@snapedu9166 how could they give you a timestamp for an insta post?

[@lifeinthesaddle7002]

@@snapedu9166 15:06

[@donaldfromtiktok6424]

Imagine all the new viewers who though Danny was 16 and heard him say “my wife and I are expecting a baby in October”.

[@ordinaryrat]

Cursed commemt

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

I'm sorry but you either have to be delusional or blind to think he's 16 💀 He looks like he's close to reaching his mid-20s, minimum. And that makes sense considering he's in his late 20s. He has a youthful face, but I've literally never seen a teenager with wrinkles and grey hair like that. Not every white person ages like milk 😭

[@bogeymanbear]

@@nomoretwitterhandleshe doesnt have wrinkles and teenagers can have gray hair🤷‍♂️ he looks young

[@m1lksoda]

@@bogeymanbearone of my mates is 17 and has more grey hair than danny

[@ukrivu]

​@@nomoretwitterhandles idk bro i started getting grey hairs when i was 11🤷

[@zygoncommander1239]

This reminds me of when I was a little kid and my parents bought a digital camera which me and my brother stole and used to play "paparazzi". Our babysitter was really into celebrity gossip so we'd seen tons of paparazzi footage on TV. My brother would pretend to be a rock star doing everything he could to evade me and I would run after him with the camera trying to get a picture of his face. It usually devolved into us wrestling on the floor while he screamed "NOOOOO! THE PAPS! THE PAPS HAVE GOT MEEE!!!!". Eventually, of course, our parents used the camera for its intended purpose and found like 500 incomprehensibly blurry photos on it. They were disapproving but too amused to be properly angry, and when one of their friends broke his camera a few months later, they gave it to us to play with. Good times.

[@DevanGilmer]

"THE PAPS HAVE GOT ME" 😂

[@rosettasilver3763]

omg that's so cute!

[@eeeeee8829]

this is my favourite thing

[@PickledThyme1]

That is phenomenal. The games kids come up with are just next level.

[@guyanomaly]

Oh my god my best friend and I used to do the same thing when she got a digital camera. Neither of us had any exposure to celebrity media though, her parents didn’t even own a TV, so I think we only half knew what paparazzi were

[@nandase02]

Danny just casually dropping the big news during the sponsorship is the best. Congratulations Danny!

[@MuchWhittering]

To be fair, he announced it on Instagram weeks ago.

[@candi4202]

Yeah he announced it weeks ago

[@jadenpolovina3714]

It was wayyy too casual, I freaked out 😱

[@wesley5723]

I literally watched the sponsored part and I didn’t even register that part until I saw this 🤠

[@candi4202]

@@wesley5723 im so excited for him. Danny gonna be the best dad

[@arenomusic]

I love that Danny literally created propaganda for himself, we should all aspire to this

[@whatthehelldoiputhere]

​@Dont-Read-My-Profile-Picture.0Okay, I won't.

[@angeldivine408]

It’s amazing 😂

[@julesbond1089]

*Propergander

[@Blue_Avatar]

Danny: finally finds an identity scheme that is working Also Danny: immediately starts being goofy with it

[@thebibbleboy7973]

Some would say silly

[@Blue_Avatar]

@@thebibbleboy7973 maybe even wacky 🤔

[@catlikeanimation8651]

@@Blue_Avatar perhaps a bit crazy

[@neonrainbow47]

@@catlikeanimation8651 possibly slightly goofy

[@LegitALemon]

@@neonrainbow47 we’ve come full circle

[@CaSCHWANK]

2:46 the best thing about the word "paparazzi" is that its plural, and the singular form is "paparazzo", which makes them sound like some kind of gas station pizza pockets or smth

[@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo]

I love paparazzo’s, very good, I love how they taste

[@ChaosAbsurdity]

Paparazzo is my favorite snack to munch on

[@jaidenalexandra]

loved seeing the tiktoks in real time they were hilarious. Also, CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING PREGNANT DANNY

[@sewerwat3r]

@LichenCoveredRock LMAOO

[@sewerwat3r]

@-Double Fluffed- literally same i thought he was joking at first

[@attackehh]

this comment has been.. COPIED!!!!!!!!! how dare yu

[@Kveldred]

yes having a baby is very difficult only the top minds among us can do it

[@rook37]

hear me out - gregnant

[@Jibb3rs]

I've been a Greg for years and I had no idea Danny was even pregnant. Congrats to both of you, Laura will make a great dad 😊

[@twistedrabbit1685]

Whaaat lololololol

[@vanshika_cool]

Danny was pregnant

[@alannapearce5620]

he made an insta post

[@sleeparalysisdemon1164]

Bro did Danny dirty 💀💀💀

[@saskialolita]

@@alannapearce5620 he also mentioned that he and Laura are expecting in the ad in this video. & also at the end**

[@beepboopbipbop]

I love Danny’s ability to lore build. He’s not just a commentary KZbinr he’s a storyteller

[@Dilhun2]

Like one of his first videos.

[@big_sea]

yes

[@rockcriedout7679]

He's a boy Jenny

[@Darvoth]

@David [DOND wii?! More like Chipmunk PooPoo WII!] silence bot

[@TheHoplite]

​@David [DOND wii?! More like Chipmunk PooPoo WII!] Bot

[@NyxOizys]

i love how danny is able to criticize and joke about them and their content while still respectfully giving them solid advice on how to continue what they’re doing but better

[@CHloE748]

Danny is legit a genius for announcing he’s going to be a DAD in a sponsored section so if you skip his ads you would have missed it 😂

[@itsybitsy999]

He said it at the end as well...

[@Patchouliprince]

I skipped the ad but he already announced it I saw it a few days ago on Instagram

[@cheesegorditacrunch]

He announced it on his insta

[@grosebud4721]

I almost spat out my food. They're gonna have a mini Gonzalez!

[@dashtara3074]

I’m so confused, where did he mention it? I watched the ad part and he didn’t say anything about that

[@merrycherry669]

Can't believe Danny's finally gonna be a real vampire dad 🥺

[@s0ftweb0982]

vampre dad will be right back!

[@user-hatorisara-000]

RIGHT!!!! HES HAVING A CHILD!!!

[@Nealtitus32]

He is going to kill his kids Principe (the kids name is probably going to named greg)

[@C1r0-C0r0]

⁠@@user-hatorisara-000LITERALLY HOW I REACTED! I WAS LIKE “WHAT NO FUCKING WAYYYY!” How he just calmly threw it in there kid sponsor too!! I was like “wait did I hear that right?”

[@Notcooldude6969]

MY JAW DROPPED

[@oblivioneg925]

i’m pretty sure a lot of us were expecting this the second we saw the fake paparazzi videos on tiktok

[@mmori673]

I'm still pretty sure this is covering for the real video

[@lillia.c]

😭😭

[@connectionterminated8232]

DEFINITELY

[@ratte8570]

literally

[@ilovemyseLf345]

literally 😭😭

[@JasonAtlas]

I find it funnier to think that Sammy Halsa isnt a part of this and is just getting stalked.

[@jeremywaygay]

dude danny's acting in the paparazzi vids is insanely realistic like some of these would actually fool me 😭

[@tangyhyperspace2217]

Yea I can't believe he learned to psychically project his voice for the video.

[@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625]

The one where he stole the hat actually seemed so real

[@yoshihasascended]

especially the one where he used his mind to transmit a warning message in a radius of 20 miles

[@txssuez]

@@yoshihasascendedyeahhh ikr!

[@katebriggs3330]

the second one really got me. He just looked so confused

[@FflawedMetalhead]

I low-key love the brutal deconstruction of social media videos. If I didn't know Danny's shenanigans, I would have easily fallen for that video of him being confused by 'paparazzi'.

[@lovrboi]

me too his acting is genuinely very good in these and i feel like no one’s really talking about that but i would’ve easily been convinced if i didn’t know his regular shenanigans

[@lovrboi]

lmaooo i just realized that i completely reiterated your comment to the point i used shenanigans again. sorry i didn’t mean to do that, that was just in my subconscious apparently. hate it when “shenanigans” gets stuck in my subconscious😭

[@jstarstudios7110]

@@lovrboi Shenanigans are always in my subconscious

[@rainybearstudio]

shedanigans

[@ratboygirl]

@@lovrboi this is the funniest response to anything i've read and i will now also have shenanigans eternally stuck in my mind

[@0-_yikes-_0]

The fact that Danny just casually dropped such awesome news...during a sponsor segment... This caught me so off guard lmaoooo

[@emilyb.8219]

He did announce it on social media a week or two ago but if you hadn't seen that it'd be very out of left field lol

[@yeetmeister6969]

@@emilyb.8219 me in left field: 🧍

[@editha.gurrola8919]

I had to rewind on that one 🧍🏻‍♀️

[@ely_wannadie]

Okay i was looking for a comment about this 😂 I guessed that he had announced it before but I’m not really on social media

[@skoomaaddict256]

bruh i hadn't seen anything and just kept saying "what" over and over cos WHAT

[@star_squirrel_m31]

Fun fact: the red cape thing used in bull fighting is only red to hide to blood of the bull that is in the ring. The bull doesn't care about the color red, only the movements of the cloth. The red color is to hide how much blood the bull spills being cut by the matador sword.

[@pileoballs]

well thats sad and i almost wish I didn't know that

[@lilmisshuman7518]

​@@pileoballs I think you should be wishing them not to do that anymore because it still happens because more people don't know about it , more people need to know about it

[@mac2040]

:(

[@ChaosAbsurdity]

I had a stroke reading that first part

[@star_squirrel_m31]

@ChaosAbsurdity lol sorry 💀

[@griffgirl24]

Congrats Danny! This is like finding out a teacher is pregnant and they are real humans!

[@froggy5748]

Fr, I remember my first grade teacher being pregnant and I was like bro wtf you leave the school sometimes?????

[@Preppybabiess]

Ikr lol

[@macindalou]

Congratulations Danny!! You and Laura are going to be awesome parents, I’m so glad you tested tactical strollers beforehand.

[@steveh.3582]

Why did i read it as testical strollers 💀

[@cockroacheatingakrabbypatt994]

@@steveh.3582 IM SCREAMINF 💀(im not actually screaming this is a figure of speech)

[@Stargirl_banana_lemon]

@@steveh.3582 wasn’t just me then! 😂

[@ch3rriontop]

@Dont_Read_My_User_Photo ok if you say so

[@ch3rriontop]

@@steveh.3582 GLAD ITS NOT JUST ME LMAO

[@ViiZedek]

That guy halsa sure has a dedicated stalker

[@notatrollll]

He and his brother stalk each other for funzies

[@mayflower15502]

one might even say,,, that guy sure halsa dedicated stalker ... im sorry i'll show myself out

[@CaseStudyOfRandomEvents]

@@mayflower15502 this got a chuckle out of me💀

[@ryanbarrett1256]

Danny's Cutaways is like when you're talking about a scenario with your friends and then all of you keep making the scenario more extreme and wild.

[@igobymanynames3720]

He's dealing with all these paparazzi while pregnant. Youre so strong Danny❤

[@lenaboyer6981]

gregnant

[@meismagalski]

Yes danny is the one gregnant. (Btw this is a joke)

[@_edenfalls]

@@meismagalski yes well done you got it

[@ay_its_salami]

Yes he is gregnant

[@pincone7889]

@@meismagalski*gregnant

[@codemanmj]

Love how Danny still miccd himself up to play the part of a none-speaking telepathic and telekinetic celebrity

[@ochuspin]

Just in case we can’t hear the voices in his head without one

[@N_IRL]

1:27

[@aislinnmoore9247]

I’m so happy for Danny and Laura, they are expecting their own little spooky lad

[@garythesnail1705]

this is so cute

[@ChristopherColumbusesFeet]

Spooky baby

[@ashdroidgamer3878]

Oo spook

[@bananas8590]

I just hope they name it greg 😂

[@CatfishWingsOfFire]

​@@bananas8590 OMG yaaaaaas

[@Middanoob]

The fact that Danny was gregnant while recording this shows his dedication

[@Taylor-z9c1l]

gregnant is crazyyy💀

[@onlyone8331]

GREGNANT

[@Ezguythefirst]

Bro really just dropped the "Btw We're expecting" 14:53

[@rook37]

mid ad too like tf lol

[@henotic.essence]

​@@rook37you have to watch the ads to get the deep lore

[@nataliee5236]

He posted on instagram about it like a week or two ago that's why people aren't freaking out

[@v4mpsc3ne]

he was so casual 😭

[@dybcreations]

Seriously! You can’t just drop that shit in the middle of an ad, man!

[@randomhavoc123]

Danny's ability to act oblivious, confused, and awkward is 😙👌. Also congrats on the baby!

[@Scene_Doll]

He has a kid?! 😮

[@hotdogwater8959]

@@Scene_DollLaura is pregnant!!

[@GlorbusTheSomething]

@@hotdogwater8959 daddy Gonzales

[@hunternotthewriter]

u assume it’s an act

[@RboygamingVR]

Mhm

[@block_grenade186]

Danny better have good cable managment once he becomes a dad

[@SamRK-1000]

One day he’ll have to post his cable management to the Reddit and his judgement will come

[@ArkaneStephanie]

The way too loud shutter sound that sounds like a money counter was so amazing. I was struggling to not laugh long enough to hear the other jokes

[@just_peachy3582]

I love that this is how I find out Danny’s gonna be a dad. Straight up had to pause the video for a minute to make sure he really just said that

[@kaylinleavens6692]

Same!

[@saranmichelsen]

I paused the video too !! I’m so excited for them both, they’re going to be wonderful parents

[@viviantownsend-gh2ng]

My jaw D R O P P E D

[@urfrend01]

Man I was just hyped that he brought back the "this video is over now" song

[@ona512]

yeah i just got stuck for a minute because my brain was like "HUH??? BABY???? HUH????"

[@aerchii8643]

The way he just casually drops that they’re having a baby ☠️ I almost don’t believe him lmao

[@1ynxo444]

frr

[@aves.grace.]

he announced it on instagram couple weeks back

[@TravelingJinx]

I legit started looking for a video I missed lol

[@albuszx]

Us gregs are all paranoid, I paused the video and looked up his recent Instagram posts to confirm. I mean, the man drops the news in the middle of an ad!

[@1k._.productions864]

I almost missed it tbh.

[@Star_Gazer07]

Danny is a master gaslighter. He has watched too many toxic netflix romcoms and he has learned too much.

[@AngryKittens]

He must be missing personed

[@MrNoEnemies1]

@@AngryKittens yoooo love the pfp

[@jungtothehuimang]

He's taking pointers from those psychology people on tiktok

[@Star_Gazer07]

@@jungtothehuimang He's a psychic :)

[@acanofvancampsbeaneeweenee2037]

10:06 his fingers are on D, F, and B (middle is hovering between keys but let’s say it’s a G)… that’s a G7/D, interesting chord.

[@whiteradish1539]

It was my first time getting victimized by Danny's prank for a video and I was SO confused 😭 He's actually a good actor. I was 50/50 on whether it was real or not.

[@有機物]

Danny's prank videos are the only reason why I regret not being on Tiktok.

[@favoritemustard3542]

Really? Those people are being genuine, & not just "going along with the joke"? Oversized foam cowboy hat.

[@von0312]

​@@有機物 me too lol

[@parkere.6881]

​@@favoritemustard3542 probably they mean the first few videos, like the one where hes being filmed from afar

[@ponderingypanda]

@@favoritemustard3542 everyone was saying it was for a video on tiktok especailly all of the stitches and stuff

[@geovannibotticella7822]

I have such trust issues with Danny now that I thought his pregnancy announcement was also an experiment on us

[@niaatje9310]

part of me still believes that🥲

[@oneofthoseyoutubeusers]

good on Danny for getting pregnant

[@blending_in]

​@@oneofthoseyoutubeusers I second that

[@thestuffedanimalreveiwer9071]

gregnancy

[@nari5161]

bruh I called it on the stroller vid the day it came out, preggers

[@ahobbit1273]

Ok but can we talk about how good Danny’s acting was in that “first paparazzi interaction” video? I would totally believe that was real.

[@englishatheart]

You know you don't have to ask for permission to talk about it, right?

[@hanpines3808]

Right? Bro seems so flabbergasted

[@ink5069]

I literally saw the fake paparazzi clip before seeing this video and up until he grabbed the cowboy hat I 100% thought it was real

[@gavindively4264]

​@@englishatheart You're fun at parties

[@acoolname2155]

The first clip was actually posted on reddit and I was actually fooled.

[@yourfriendlyneighborhooddemon]

Plot twist: The fake paparazzi wasn't working for them so they paid Danny to make a video about them

[@winglessangel]

danny coaching the bros on how to perfectly manipulate their audience is so nice of him tbh 😭😭

[@sarrahkramer848]

Danny is such a saint for dealing with this, don't stress too much Danny! It's bad for the baby, baby's first bad vibes

[@ShollyDolly]

wtf 😭😭

[@HARIB0]

idk why but "baby's first bad vibes" just absolutely killed me like i am in tears laughing at it

[@The_Only_Pickle]

Happy birthday Danny!

[@koffiecake]

@@ShollyDolly Danny gonzalezs wife is pregnant

[@ms.nobody1169]

@@koffiecake how tf did you got acsses to that information

[@ShiaTheBunnyGirl]

I love how Danny sees people staging fake paparazzi videos and his first idea is “I gotta help these people make better fake videos”

[@eli_mst]

"future missing person" made me physically laugh out loud, been a long while since ive done that - thanks man, i needed it

[@deadamoree]

The fact he’s kinda helping them fake this is actually hilarious 😭😭 Edit: DAMN 2k LIKES ALREADY HUH?! 😭 Ty tho! :)

[@forestmeyersiscooltoday]

​@Dont_Read_My_User_Photo don't gotta tell me twice

[@Fraceywacy]

@Dont_Read_My_User_Photo ok

[@KaraTheGirlie]

Don't reply to the bot that gives it input so it considers that interaction.

[@TheArkman360]

​@@KaraTheGirlie I don't think it's a bot. I've seen stuff like this before and they just lead you to a rickroll

[@KaraTheGirlie]

@@TheArkman360 it's a bot. Comment history is month of just this spammed on various trending videos

[@tamarasmith9060]

You telling the fakers how to fake it better is hilarious. 😂

[@meowmeow3532]

i know right? instead of just ripping on them, he helps them... i love this channel lol

[@natrh246]

I like how Danny still wore a mic even while playing a character in a sketch with no lines

[@sheerpath612]

YOU JUST PAID THE HAT TAX BOI *griddys*, Danny never ceases to make me laugh.

[@bitaopal]

I'm so glad I didn't skip the sponsorship Congratulations Danny🎉 Now we know why you bought that tactical stroller 😂

[@spacegay6030]

I mean, he says it towards the end of the video too, by mentioning the Instagram post where he announced the pregnancy

[@lucagwathmey8771]

It was so random and just casually put in there I was like wait whattt

[@Jeanniebugg]

Yeah, I thought we were going to get an announcement during that video. I thought it was kind of odd, but he does do some odd things sometimes, so I didn't think anything else of it.

[@MagdaleneOpal]

When he said that I paused and rewinded because I was shook

[@Itmedontask]

dude i thought he was virgin for life despite the wife though

[@bubonicplague00]

i remember my first encounter with the paparazzi. they said they were "real estate agents" and were taking photos of my "house" but thats only the lies they make up to you.. sucks having a whole 17 followers on tiktok 💔😭

[@gronkykong7863]

Damn bro. Paparazzi really does suck. Once they were following me for a whole day. Even worse, instead of just taking pictures they were shining annoying red and blue lights on me. It sucked.

[@notimetospyanewloudhousemovie]

Man, i have 200 followers on tiktok and i had the same experience! i really do wish to be left alone….💔

[@bubonicplague00]

@@gronkykong7863 been there before. tried to make me believe i was an accessory to murder, but im not an accessory.. im a real person. people forget that celebrities are real people and not accessories 😔💔

[@xuxuang8574]

17? Look at the big shot over here! Humblebragging.

[@gronkykong7863]

@@bubonicplague00 damn bro. I feel you. The media is really trying their best to dehumanize us.😔

[@narcolipze8586]

I feel like Danny always takes the phrase “keep your friends close and your enemies closer” to heart because he’s always trying to make peace with the targets in his videos. And I congratulate him on that.

[@BabyDeeGT]

24:11 “Future missing person” 😭🙏

[@diamond22901]

Why is danny so good at making fake media First it was the instagram account of himself and now a paparazzi account he's too good

[@leskiharn9597]

I love that Danny isn’t just making fun of these guys but he’s actually trying to help them get better 😂

[@JokeswithMitochondria]

Wholesome

[@tomhappening]

@@JokeswithMitochondria i was curious about your username so cIicked on ur profile. Wasn’t disappointed haha

[@theoutsiderjess1869]

They need to work on their fake content

[@iatecielssoulsorrysebastian]

Thinking about two kids just filming themselves pretending to be famous and dealing with the paparazzi reminds me of the games me and my cousin used to play as kids

[@Official_D0V3-20]

"WHAT IN TARNATION?!" "And future missing person Danny-" I love it. Absolutely beautiful

[@CocomelonForMen]

i'm so glad i can finally monetize my long-standing hobby of pretending to be chased by paparazzi. thank you ryan and david salsa for opening doors, paving paths, and stealing hats for us little guys who've been at the grind since 1987

[@maxxichad]

RYAN AND DAVID SALSA LMAO

[@CocomelonForMen]

@@maxxichad i legitimately don't remember their names and i don't care

[@maxxichad]

@@CocomelonForMen that’s so real actually

[@somecanadian7049]

WAS THAT THE PAPARAZZI OF 87!???

[@LeakyFaucetGaming]

@@somecanadian7049 Ya beat me to it 😔

[@cloudyapples1521]

i feel bad for danny 💔it must be so hard being pregnant while being followed by the paparazzi feel so sorry for you danny, good luck on your child😞

[@mebeme99079]

It’s so sad, leave Danny and his unborn child alone!!!! 😣

[@yurinadragonis532]

I just love how this video turned into a tutorial where Danny is just like 'you should fake being stalked by paparazzi like this if you want it to seem more realistic' and brings examples and stuff as if he is teaching a class XD

[@thesleepydot]

@@atomdecay i mean, only because danny has a reputation of being a trickter who will try to fool his audience. most poeple dont have such a suspicious audience

[@LJCG777]

​​@@thesleepydot yeah, most people won't have a group of gremlins dedicated to searching and analyzing any big nose white guy on the web and acusse them of being danny in some way.

[@AdaFear]

The parody clips at 23:30 are probably some of the funniest and smartest parodies I've ever seen.

[@livelaughlor]

the best thing to come out of this was people starting to question his wife’s pregnancy bc of this

[@acemyname]

wait did people actually??? 😭

[@livelaughlor]

@@acemyname i’m so serious

[@sofiaherzu3106]

@@acemyname yea people starting thinking he was messing with everyone

[@skizzpulse]

@@acemyname people alr were suspicious and this just fueled their suspicions

[@gaelle1724]

Damn you're so brave, it must be terrifying to experience all these paparazzies while you're expecting a child, i really hope it will calm down so you can go outside with the baby

[@claraballing257]

congrats danny. you’re gonna be a great parent

[@realhillkell]

He's gonna steal the baby's hat

[@aubs2852]

Hes gonna get that baby a free burrito

[@Random-sk6hm]

He's gonna buy a tactical stroller!

[@louisquartersson4555]

He’s gonna give birth to it

[@-snowballbunny-5316]

Omg I was born in October

[@SubCombs-ps5oq]

That is the most curse words I have ever heard Danny say 2:04

[@alexisreads]

i feel in my BONES that they are gonna back track and try to pull the “it was all a social experiment” card after this video 💀💀

[@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457]

I wonder what they are going to claim their so called 'social experiment' was about, because I can't think of any reason for the experiment other than to stroke their glass-made ego.

[@novu6196]

I bet they're gonna play it off as a joke (if they have any sense of self lmao)

[@NamelessMoreOne]

It would be interesting to see the engagement numbers on "positive" (Burrito-giving) vs "negative" (Hat-stealing) videos.

[@TiffanyRock]

I love that a lot of us found out what was happening before Danny posted this

[@georgestephenson3189]

CALM DOWN DANNY

[@AthenaPOfficial]

Hi Tiffany!!!!

[@carsongeo]

ik 😭😭

[@AthenaPOfficial]

@davidlol2080obvious bait isn’t the way to grow bro

[@carsongeo]

@Don't Read My Profile Picture shut up

[@TreeThings]

I feel like when the fan base sees anything about Danny we just assume he's behind it

[@MariaCaradAnjo]

and then we are right

[@TreeThings]

@@MariaCaradAnjo 20 times outta 10

[@pirimi]

19:26 Danny: "is this real? :o" *📸📸📸📸📸* Danny: 😀

[@pubert19]

I’m going to touch you

[@alexspeakman761]

I saw most of these but missed the 'news clip' one. Hearing Danny be called a "future missing person" almost made me choke

[@supercaptainYT]

Danny’s telepathy training is really paying off

[@AammaK]

Dude congratulations to you and Laura! Best of luck for everything, you will be amazing parents!

[@SuperInconspicuous]

I think i missed an announcement in one of the videos and when i heard that i was so confused, had to rewind lmao

[@ethanlivemere1162]

Daddy Gonzalez

[@EqualBasis]

​@@ethanlivemere1162lol

[@SuperInconspicuous]

@@Avery_0nline that makes sense, youtube is the only actual "social media" i have

[@valolafson6035]

Good thing he already has a stroller.

[@MW-pb2gf]

obsessed with how danny says and holds his hands for “hollywood’s newest darlings”