Family Guy - Alana and I stayed up all night scissoring

Season 20, episode 17: All About Alana

[@MrRupert]

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[@rejectedspicegrrrl]

Alana was so kind to Meg, that’s the type of mother Meg needed.

[@lilkittygirl]

One that scissors and pegs with her? Lmao

[@cainlaxeus06112]

​@@lilkittygirlAt the very least she ain't destroying her self-esteem like Lois used to do each episode.

[@anonomyss]

​@@lilkittygirlIn this context yes

[@hirwaenock17]

"I take adult sized poops but I have kid sized parts,I could die from this" something about that voice makes this even more funny 🤣🤣😂

[@patriciaperezrodriguez4999]

Wait..... I COULD DIE FROM THAT!?

[@NightShadow720]

This is literally akin to the 1984 Mini Wheats commercial. I like how Young Peter doesn't even look like he's in pain but simply describes it with an upbeat positivity. Now that's one of the ways to avoid complaining. 🤣

[@fransuke12]

I know that.

[@NightShadow720]

@@fransuke12 I really should thank you for your frequent replies. 👍

[@ManiaxOnYTZeus]

I'm reminded of an old episode of Family Guy where Peter did the same thing when they went to Bob's Fun Land.

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Fashion Designer

[@kaiserdrago9598]

Damn meg scissored a dragon that's really creative

[@fairystail1]

Guess we know her preferred DnD class is a bard

[@eslwgpg1226]

@@fairystail1 tomorrow will take us away

[@dnirikirinb]

A bad dragon.

[@skaldlouiscyphre2453]

@@dnirikirinb Megatron, rider of the Bad Dragon, destroyer of high school bullies and also biathlete.

[@grenadier6483]

@@eslwgpg1226 Let's sing the Bard's Song (In the Forest)

[@ComicalRealm]

Meg is actually great at scissoring! I can't wait to see how good she is at pegging...

[@NightShadow720]

Meg should also learn how to be good at fingering, too. 😆

[@MarChannels]

What is pegging?

[@Krow_YTAOS]

@@MarChannels It’s pegging. Nothing more, nothing less.

[@MarChannels]

@@Krow_YTAOS Am I missing a joke?

[@Krow_YTAOS]

@@MarChannels Maybe, maybe not.

[@moonlightblair]

This gets better when you realize Alana was voiced by Liz Gillies who played Jade West in Victorious who was obsessed with scissors and her favorite movie was "The Scissoring"

[@enzotakerian5488]

So true.

[@animegamelover6368]

And she and Seth MacFarlane are a great duet. You should hear some of the songs they sang together.

[@dominikdickey1876]

Holy smokes, I never would've guessed that was Liz! And I kinda grew up on Victorious, so this revelation hit me pretty damn hard...

[@jonathancharron7360]

Maybe that explains why Jade kept "messing" with Tori.

[@poppyfan2842]

​@@jonathancharron7360 Yeah, she wanted to scissor her

[@jonathan4158]

If Peter did die from that Lois wouldn't care.

[@mlpartclub412]

That sounds pretty horrible.

[@jacklau2558]

@@mlpartclub412 but true

[@dnirikirinb]

They've both given up on each other at this point. Everyone within the Griffin family has. It's a dysfunctional dynamic.

[@seanynosheep72000]

Funny thing is No one including Peter would care less if Lois died

[@NihilisticSnake]

That's a net gain at this point.

[@Ashley_Fan_1996]

This is a different type of scissoring than a lot of people expected. 😂

[@devinowens2166]

Haha lol

[@xtlm]

It's exactly what I thought?

[@davidhill2020]

I am so glad you explained that joke. There's no way anyone would've gotten it.

[@goatlover6312]

Yhea, I thought they would be using their scissors for a battle to the death.

[@johno4521]

I still don't get it

[@Natalie66796]

Alana is a much better mother figure than Lois :/

[@georgebrice8329]

Yes she is even if she as crazy as lois

[@dnirikirinb]

ALANA > lois

[@patriciaperezrodriguez4999]

But lois wouldn't let his husband die from such thing! Right? 😀😮

[@VerbiGereando]

I know is a small detail and and probably impossible but that dragon was cool as hell

[@Galaxy_lover2004]

0:18 “The Shrinking process was incredibly painful! :D” LMFAO

[@scottbilger9294]

"Babysitter kind of showed me how". Wait up, Sam, I'll go with you.

[@juliadorado2463]

I honestly want to see Binging with Babish recreating one of Alana's dishes from this episode, preferably Falafel ala Alana (idk if that's the correct way to say it).

[@christopheredwards788]

That last scene was great comedy gold!

[@Phantom6.6.6]

Anyone find it intriguing and interesting how the later into the shows timeline we get the more the family seems to be happy and capable when Lois is not in the picture.

[@jordanpeterson5038]

I swear, there are so many words that were normal at first but became serialized

[@MegaSpideyman]

What do you mean?

[@caliefgamer]

I was drinking coke and choked when Meg said scissoring

[@rickwilliams967]

Really? Even though that's exactly what the title of this video said?

[@vacuumblink2300]

@@rickwilliams967no of course he wasn’t drinking a coke nor was he choking. People love resorting to “hur I choked and spat out my drink XD” when they have nothing remotely interesting to say.

[@golfmanmatt]

How did Quagmire miss that opportunity

[@justyumi4410]

You think there'd be a sight gag where Quagmire is slowly peeping through the window with a quiet "giggity"

[@charlesn898]

He must be slipping or he was...otherwise entangled. 😉😈

[@o_o5813]

The show creators should have added Glenn in the background

[@kawamikazecheant]

" I had an older babysitter who kind of showed me how " 🤣

[@arthurwatts1680]

All this needed was Quagmire under the table.

[@stone1andonly]

The finish with the Sam Elliot narration really took it over the top.

[@YonyGut1MoviesandVideogames]

I can hear Quagmire somewhere *giggitying*

[@ahsangamer2745]

IKR

[@o_o5813]

Yeah me too😂

[@crystallightwings8520]

From what I seen Alana would make a great mother and possibly a good wife too

[@princelevi3733]

Meg: Alana and I stayed up all night seccoring! Me: wait what? 😲😲😲 Meg: (✂️ cutaway ). Me: oh 😩😫.

[@o_o5813]

Yes, really dissapointing, but we can try to imagine it, especially that meg's viice is played by mila kunis and alana by elizabeth gillies😉😅😂

[@tdaniel7258]

The simplest commercial parodies always crack me up 😂

[@AntiJewluminatiDwarf]

No lie title got me completely. Clicked almost on instinct

[@haydendhonydja825]

Same.

[@ronniesouthern7829]

I saw this episode when it first aired so I knew what to expect

[@JAWSHYI]

They can’t stop recommending me this episode

[@lalitat23]

“I could die from this😃@

[@baggin.]

Some one has definitely drawn that on rude 34 😅

[@ragnaricstudios5888]

It’s funny when you realize who Alana’s voice actor is.

[@feet77777]

W h o

[@maverick5408]

​@@feet77777 Liz Gillies

[@christophercarey3232]

@@feet77777 Who plays Jade West from Victorious?

[@frankmiranda707]

Liz Gillies nailed the role!

[@jamesdinkinslll]

@@frankmiranda707 And don't forget about Fallon Carrington from Dynasty that Gillies nails.

[@gimpinmypants]

You’re never too old to learn new things.

[@daweller]

I really thought Glenn would peek through the window.

[@ahsangamer2745]

Exactly

[@NightShadow720]

Mayor Wild West must be referring to Good Wednesday (or Spy Wednesday). Or perhaps they attend church on Wednesdays to do some Bible study before Church on Sundays. It's not really a new thing, some people do it. Mostly older ones.

[@ben_dover97]

My church has a peak of wing Bible study. There have a re-engage marriage service on Thursday's. Tuesday is a women's Bible study and Monday mornings is a men's. And then there's celebrate recovery on Fridays. On Saturdays there's normally a funeral or Wedding service. I've been going there for 10 years and always thought that most churches do this..

[@amazingturtle5075]

Most youth groups for churches meet on Wednesdays while church service is on Sunday.

[@ErikratKhandnalie]

Somehow, Meg is genuinely the most talented member of that family.

[@cringefailtastic]

Even if it's for a joke, it's really nice seeing meg be treated with genuine friendship and kindness

[@paoloangelino24]

This gag caught me off guard! I laughed so hard at this! 😂

[@o_o5813]

Same!😂

[@SDVGUY]

The one time Meg didn't need to shut up....

[@SerialDesignationaN]

She’s kinda a better Mom figure

[@dnirikirinb]

And talented singer.

[@jodygotyourgirlngone]

I almost choked on my coffee...but it was worth the laugh!

[@Pharoax]

The shrinking process was incredibly painful :D

[@enriquesanchez9016]

They knew what they were doing with that quote lol

[@RoseQueen215]

This just shows how easily Lois can be replaced

[@pan2aja]

I need to go to urban dictionary to find out what "pegging" is

[@jonathancharron7360]

Don't.

[@ArianaTosado]

still in shock that elizabeth gillies plays alana-

[@o_o5813]

Elizabith and Mila are good at what they're doing 😉😅

[@yudhabagaskara98]

FG is good at subverting expectations

[@AutumnOnFire]

That is a genuinely good dragon.

[@freddiemolinajr.8397]

Good video and good scenes 👍 👌 👏

[@bobthebear1246]

OMFG 😂😂😂😂 "Family Guy" has gotten-away with so much and I fucking love it!!!!

[@jondunham174]

the ironic part is that shes voiced by Elizabeth gillies who played Jade on Victorious who was obsessed with scissors

[@frankmiranda707]

This is not what I thought it was!!!!

[@tsnovak20]

I’ve said Falafel Ala Alana like 1000x times today, I think I need help

[@soupbruh7366]

poor megatron

[@theastonvillaseal585]

0:57 mayor Wild West? What about church on Sunday and Wednesday? 😂😂😂

[@themasterofcommentsandrese4351]

0:19 call back to a picture’s worth a thousand bucks.

[@bomgodd]

My dad made us eat Life cereal. Same effect.

[@kage_tactical]

0:31 peter griffin jr. is alive this whole time

[@yesikanarvaez5027]

Phrasing! *BOOM!*

[@blastomaticdisel6189]

This isn't the same type of scissoring that they showed on South Park!

[@HARBRINGERZERO]

Much like Mayor Wild West I need someone to explain this to me too. 🤔

[@ninja_tony]

Lol, if you’re too young to know what scissoring means, you’re too young for it to be explained to you 😂

[@Sirdink4]

Thought Meg was talking about missionary position of scissoring

[@ChampagneGars]

Liz Gillies throwing in shades of Jade West in Alana

[@shadaviongrant7605]

Oh so I see Lois has ears now!!!

[@notdante1151]

At least she got some

[@ThePurpleDiamond1596]

My dirty mind

[@Match25]

So Lois does have ears

[@sarahkimberley9375]

How on earth did Family Guy not get nominated for an Emmy again? 😤

[@abdullahibouraleh6919]

Family Guy HAS been nominated for Emmys. Just not an episode.

[@zanmerimorrison6610]

Danm me and my dirty mind when I first read the titel

[@BellamiLesbean605]

When I heard Meg say scissoring I thought she actually meant the other thing😂

[@smallfaucet]

I was duped!!

[@fransuke12]

YA'LL KIDS NEED CHURCH!

[@haydendhonydja825]

NO DAD WE DON'T!

[@seanwhitehouse2274]

So they can be molested by priests?

[@wiilov]

Wait... Didn't everyone go to church on Wednesday?

[@LainOnTheInternet]

I’m going to church

[@starwindamada5313]

Imagine watching Mila Kunis and Alana's voice actress scissoring.... oh man

[@dixonpinfold2582]

Where's the full clip of that scissoring? I need, uh, closure.

[@kicknotes]

Ron Dunn. Dunn and done.

[@brian0902]

Falafel Allah Alana XD

[@DomCobb1]

Wow scissoring, I would've watched that... Another joke for adults that fly over kids without realising 😂

[@TheScribe1.0]

Wait a minute, is Lois wearing Clip On Earrings?

[@nawlayyeemonhtwaynaing7797]

falafel ala alana

[@darkball31]

*i take adult sized poops but have the parts of a kid i could die*

[@davedaves3489]

Its "Ilana". Its Hebrew for tree b"H.

[@enzotakerian5488]

What's with Sam Elliott's narration?

[@lukebutler7338]

Does anyone else have no sound

[@aheroictaxidriver3180]

I thought the Mayor was Adam West.

[@ahsangamer2745]

No he died in one episode from a fall

[@myredenvelopes]

The "Kid in Me" Shredded Wheat commercial, for context: kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4WnoZujmrmMrM0

[@jacoballen148]

I think alana was dating meg

[@ADAPTATION7]

Title was misleading, to say the least.

[@andreaswwe1994]

Io vi accetto come siete non so come siete se siete tutte bonazze o normali nella vita bisogna accettarsi quello che si è ha ragione mia madre

[@ybnesuan_869]

What episode is this

[@Grinningswen]

Aren’t baby sitters usually older than the babies they’re sitting?

[@feet77777]

I'm good at scissoring not with paper tho

[@mikehenry6129]

DAILY REMINDER: (Philippians 4:6) ✝️DO NOT BE ANXIOUS ABOUT ANYTHING, BUT IN EVERYTHING BY PRAYER AND SUPPLICATION WITH THANKSGIVING LET UR REQUEST BE MADE KNOWN TO GOD✝️💙

[@guillermoelnino]

way hotter

[@kevinmurray5606]

What's scissoring

[@aw3someninjaman046]

You're too young to know

[@ddggrdx]

Peter deserves a girl like Alana not a $lut like Louis ✅

[@ddggrdx]

.

[@C.Church]

Peter deserves the kind of lady he'd make, Karen "Heavy Flo" Griffin, for all the bullying he does.

[@berniegenest327]

G Hh will we

[@lolopunzel4130]

Stupid title😞

[@anthonyleachman3541]

😡lois 🧓

[@anthonyleachman3541]

Police 🚨