Family Guy - Are you scared, Kyle H.?

Season 19, episode 15: Customer of the Week

[@Haseo135]

So this is why Stewie was so evil when he was first born

[@onepieceking1770]

Explains alot

[@nickyricardo7034]

Yeah, you can definitely see where he gets it from

[@meltedsandwich6716]

Peter and Lois killed a random person together in a early episode

[@michaelsmith622]

Family policy. Never own up to your actions.

[@superstarreviews9937]

Lois and Peter killed a person,Brian let a girl drowned because shen had a baby,they've beat up minors,assaulted a last,treat their kids like shit etc...yes in the earlier episodes stewie wanted to kill them...but I think it wasn't so much about ruling the world,as he realized they were totally without any morals! Stewie has also defended meg on several occasions, saved her from traffickers, saved Brian,saved that lady in the well,and maybe the most telling sign of all...in the episode where Chris ate the ring, Stewie walks up to him and whispers.... I love you! Youre loved!! He goes from trying to kill Lois, to proving he's the ONLY one in that family,with a moral compass!

[@davisdupreez5397]

"Not having heroin, that's what's bad".

[@Slenderslayer351]

She has a point there, Withdrawal is pretty fucking brutal

[@LittleSansLittletale]

Well... you wouldn't feel that if you never had it at all

[@stopit3782]

@@LittleSansLittletale many people make foolish decisions so it's not surprising

[@stopit3782]

@@zacharyjacobson6512 I'm sorry to hear that but Glad that you've learned from your past mistakes

[@CaptainStardust1988]

Her personality shifted into a cross between Francine's and Roger's 😐

[@Alex_FRD]

Lois is now season 1 Stewie.

[@mojo873]

Where do you think he gets it from?

[@toastersloth6692]

@@mojo873 Peter

[@adude8424]

Season 1 stewie was bad in a comic book way. Lois is bad , the kind of bad that exists in this real world. A true psychopath.

[@Willzb-xk4ew]

@@adude8424 lois is a good person

[@silverstrike5904]

The 🍎 doesn't fall from the tree

[@thebigg8454]

Lois is just as dangerous as Peter when she doesn't get what she wants

[@guilhermehank4938]

Peter is stupid, Lois is legit dangerous

[@TheBeastr]

@@guilhermehank4938 it's where Stewie gets his danger strike from

[@danieljones0078]

The whole family is dangerous they could seriously be an elite squad of assassins

[@yousaywhatnow2195]

Kind of makes sense why they stay together in hindsight I guess.

[@ciaranmcloughlin7165]

@@yousaywhatnow2195 well, it would certainly explain a lot.

[@markdibuo3756]

This episode is definitely making fun of how Lois started going bad over the years.

[@bachidentity601]

What’s the episode called

[@tganims9804]

@@bachidentity601 literally right in the description

[@Lolbama2012]

Spoiler: None of the characters are good. That's the joke.

[@selena4003]

@@bachidentity601 ep 15 not 11

[@KevinLuper99]

@@bachidentity601 doesn't matter they're all the same.

[@ThomasFan-vd3uz]

It’s official, Lois has gone insane

[@orel__]

I think it'd be weird if she wasn't insane. Years as Peter's wife has to change you :S

[@pinstripecool34]

Dont really blame her tbh with having to put up with all of Peters shenanigans over the past 20 years.

[@Kihidokid]

Worse. She has misguided sanity.

[@ThomasFan-vd3uz]

@@pinstripecool34 she’s handled those pretty well, but this has gone to far

[@Sonic-oh2ly]

She already was, now she's become unhinged

[@Thehiddenmoran]

And all of the is because she wants to be customer of the week. That just proves that you should never believe it when people say that they are good people because they're not.

[@cerveau_6834]

@Stefano Pavone definitely not. You just don’t talk about yourself and if someone brings attention to you, you should not praise yourself too much... but talking bad about yourself is just dumb. Most of the time those people are not interesting

[@Shagamaw-100]

@@cerveau_6834 Humility is about admitting limits, mistakes and when someone is better than you not shitting on yourself because you tend to stroke other people's ego that way.

[@cerveau_6834]

@@Shagamaw-100 True

[@carlycrays2831]

People who have to say they are good people usually have given too much time to convincing themselves of that.

[@JacobSeed_2018]

No shit Sherlock. That was literally the whole point of this episode.

[@jaelyyymar8071]

Dude. Kyle H. is low key a social genius. He used her want to be a good person by offering a kind act he needed done, purposefully leading her to his friends that he knew would be at his home. (That last bit happens later in the episode)

[@carlweeper7436]

Which lead to Lois getting arrested and sent to prison truly a genius in disguise

[@Thehardtruth69]

It would have been a hilarious twist if it was revealed that everyone at that coffee place conspired to withhold the Customer of the Week title from her to take advantage of her.

[@SandTurtle]

@@Thehardtruth69 nah, that would distract from the point she is a sociopath

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

@tr011ful would have been predictable. Unless it was executed well

[@charlieclark9552]

See I'm a bad person I would have killed kyle h then his roommates

[@TheNutshaq]

I think if they really wanted to, they could’ve ditched the comedy and made this a horror special. A psychopath who justifies their actions because they’re “a good person” is a really interesting story idea

[@Andrea69385]

Sounds like quality, something that Family Guy doesn't know anymore about it

[@oaf-77]

And then you realize that’s every person on earth

[@lachlankoudela8645]

You should watch the show criminal minds. It’s all about the psychology of serial killers. Several of which tried to justify their actions.

[@carlycrays2831]

@@oaf-77 I have never kidnapped someone and threatened to get them hooked on heroin, have you?

[@oaf-77]

@@carlycrays2831 not specifically, but I’ve had justified plenty of bad consequences with good intentions

[@room11news]

The way she inhales. A whole mood 😂

[@sovkhan4359]

No

[@sluvisthename6782]

no

[@mr.dinosaur1610]

No

[@AvatheBee]

yes

[@pikachu-hd6lr]

Nah

[@thehappyclam3942]

How considerate and polite, I could do business with someone like that.

[@intorsusvolo7834]

Lois or Kyle? :9

[@sparky111000]

Lois really let herself go. Former church pianist. Piano instructor. Karate master. A good Shop lifter and now she’s just bleh

[@TheBeastr]

Now she is a psycho Karen

[@wklpiano]

The series did this

[@sparky111000]

Warren L exactly 😒

[@azurethemis9312]

Too bad she never gave up on being a horrible & abusive mother

[@TheBeastr]

@@azurethemis9312 and to think how many times it went unnoticed because she was thought as a boring housewife, but she drinks wine & booze at home, plus the pills from multiple doctors, & even cheats on Peter as she's seen with another man sneaking literally behind his back in one episode, where when her & Peter switched roles with Meg & Chris they were successful. Even to the point where Meg did all the work around the house in a fraction of how long it takes Lois. Tldr, without her parents spoiling her Lois is pretty useless as a person unless she goes psycho

[@fionnbarrcasey5247]

the “Not having heroine. Now that’s bad” took me a second to realize how dark that was 🤣

[@FilmmakeroftheFuture]

Lois obviously has other secrets.

[@fionnbarrcasey5247]

@@FilmmakeroftheFuture so we seem to keep learning in each season 😅

[@CornholioPuppetMaster]

She’s a good person

[@cteal2018]

@@CornholioPuppetMaster that threatened to turn a kid into a heroine addict...lol

[@sakurasensations4786]

I love these episodes where Lois just goes insane over trivial housewife lifestyle crap. It’s incredibly entertaining to me. For anyone who doesn’t know, this was all because she wanted to be customer of the week at a coffee shop.

[@GenGamesUniverse]

what makes it even funnier is that when she comes out of prison, she does that sorta shit again but with the tipping to the waitress behind the counter at the coffee shop.

[@nothingyet120]

She really just needed a win.

[@MadGamer55100]

I saw this in my home feed and just knew it was the damn coffee shop episode....

[@cheappinoy1053]

the voice actor for lois is good. The way she said "put the phone down, kyle h" was so calm yet so frightening

[@edwardnigma6963]

“This isn’t scary. I’m a good person.” The main characters in this show would be considered trash in our world a thousand times over by now.

[@weebjeez]

YOu're right! We should have a show starring Ned Flanders, before Maude passed away! That would make for good television~! You realize that... all sitcoms rely on the stars being pretty shitty people... right? The only reason hijinks ever ensue is because the stars want to get their way, and don't care what they have to do to get it. Every single main cast member of Friends, Seinfeld, Roseanne, Family Matters, Step-By-Step, etc etc etc. . . revolves around a bunch of people who, outwardly, seem nice, but then spend the entire runtime being either lowkey or highkey horrible to each other or someone who is considered an acceptable punching bag. Like, I'm not saying you're wrong? But I'm also making sure you're well aware: this ain't news.

[@edwardnigma6963]

Even the cast of Friends (picking from your list) are beyond model citizens compared to Family Guy. I don’t see how the cast of Family Matters are particularly shitty people. I find them to be one of the few “modern era” sitcoms that I would let children watch (pre-internet).

[@the4tierbridge]

@@weebjeez The Watsons?

[@smol-one]

@@weebjeez Real quick. You know that Roseanne was meant to portray actual flawed people, yea? Realistically, humans aren't really great. Friends is pretty lame. Seinfeld, too. Big Bang Therory. Step by Step. Full House. Lame. The reason Family Guy gets away with this over top stuff is because its animated and the audience expects it. That's it. Though, I also don't really understand you throwing in Family Matters. Unless, I'm just remembering wrong, it seemed fairly tame and watchable. Fresh Prince, too. Most of the shows you mentioned, are just terribly written, really.

[@ganoninthepit]

@@weebjeez I think there's a big leap between flawed characters to make a story run and the absolute monsters the FG cast are.

[@faraanchowdhry406]

Every time she says that line, she goes deeper and deeper to the abyss.

[@Hei_Darkfire]

As someone who's name is Kyle and last name starts with an H, I was actually REALLY scared that KZbin had become self aware when this came up in my recommended.

[@aceking385]

I’m in the same boat. I know what you mean.

[@starspeculation]

There can only be 1 Kyle H. You will have to have a pool noodle fight to determine who is the most worthy Kyle H.

[@aceking385]

@@starspeculation a drywall punching competition

[@FadzaiSimango]

😂 Haha. I can imagine your initial terror. Wait. So is your surname "Hei Darkfire"?

[@Hei_Darkfire]

@@FadzaiSimango No. I don't use my real name online. Hei Darkfire is just my online name.

[@punchline1279]

I now see where Stewie got his dark side from

[@Nicky_99]

I think it's safe to say that Lois has become a protagonist villain like Peter, Brian, Stewie, and Quagmire

[@GenGamesUniverse]

I wouldn't say Stewie or Peter. Sure, Peter has his moments; BUT he was confirmed to be diagnosed as "retarded", so yea, he can get away with it simply on the fact that he is disabled like the time when he went into the womens bathroom, kicked all the doors down and just said "retarded!". I think the only two worst things he ever did, was express what he thought about the kids when that april fools gag happened and trying to make "Petoria". Stewie is more mellowed out from the seasons, he went from wanting to kill Lois to being just Stewie. Yea he hangs out with Brian more than not and that isn't good, since if you remember, he got drunk on cough medicine in one episode, he got drunk completely in "Stewie B Good" after Brian suggested he had a drink. However, he did do some bad stuff like Grand Theft Auto, wreckless intent with a firearm without a licence etc. But when you come to Brian, he's done more stupid shit like break up with his girlfriends when things go south i.e. finding out that Ada was once a man before her sex change operation or giving his ex-girlfriend worms (which I will admit, was hilarious since we saw her doing the butt scratch on the carpet thing), he's an alcoholic, he's a guy who will sell out pretty fast (i.e. his TV show and his books when Carter wanted to push his book in order for the cure for cancer to be hidden and never shown), he's not liked much (not by Quagmire though I think they gave up on that and became sorta friends).

[@Sorakeyblademaster37]

Stewie is one of the least evil characters at this point.

[@Nicky_99]

@@Sorakeyblademaster37 He tried to kill Chris in the second episode of this season

[@GenGamesUniverse]

@@Nicky_99 but that if i remember rightly, was over that squirrel that was adopted by them. Any other time, stewie would defend chris like yamamoto where stewie showed hom Queen's "The News of the World" album cover

[@Unknown-sg4tv]

Safety Time Machine 1. Automatic door locked. 2. Goes invisible. 3. Moves airplanes over it. 4. Has camera/TV inside so time traveller only watchs.

[@meli7408]

Lois is frightening in this episode... the way she keeps saying she's a good person makes it awfully creepy. Love that episode for psycopath lois

[@kills26]

You can not describe yourself as a good person, or a nice person, that is a label other give to you. Never trust people who say they are good, or nice. Translation I am a human being capable of doing terrible things, you should be glad I'm not doing them to you, there for I am nice and or good.

[@MarcelVos]

It depends on the situation. If someone asks me right now if I consider myself a good person I'd say yes to that. That doesn't make me a bad person though.

[@kills26]

@@MarcelVos I would describe myself as being okay. But if you pushed me in to a binary choice of good or bad, I would answer good. Then I would quickly add what I said in my OP 😀

[@MrBones-lw2bf]

This is a scene from family guy bro

[@thenerveofyoufornever2162]

It's a joke dude, chill lol

[@bonobos375]

That's a good point, Mr. Person.

[@xtraveller8596]

Wait a sec, his name is Kyle and I saw a comment that said this episode started out of how Lois went bad over the years & Lois thinks she is good when she actually isn’t. Did the writers saw the video from WickedBinge Family Guy: good to evil and decided to make a video from it?

[@danatedawg1018]

What?

[@MovieJunkeeReviews84]

KyleH was a poster on the Imdb boards "Family Guy" page. He knew alot of trivia and commented alot.

[@xtraveller8596]

@@danatedawg1018 Hold on just gotta edit.

[@Nocturne22]

I love how they've finally started using Lois as more than a "reaction to Peter" character.

[@davidbarr4044]

I mean...🤷🏾‍♂️you all really thought stewie got it from Peter?

[@lucasmartinez5703]

I mean.....Peter's a psycho too. He just also happens to be retarded. Lois has average intelligence which makes her more dangerous. So yeah Stewie gets it more from her, but really it's both parents.

[@yesikanarvaez5027]

Enough is never enough for her

[@Sora-md1ye]

A good person wouldn't constantly tell random strangers that they are one.

[@FoxyPercival714]

So an asshole would go up to random strangers and say they are one? Bruh.

[@MusaMansu]

She isn’t a random stranger! She was almost customer of the month!🤣

[@Garrus1995]

If you have to tell people what you are, you probably aren’t that thing.

[@pistonx3544]

Everyone when family Guy first started: why is Stewie so evil Everyone after they watch season 19: oh now I get it the whole family are psychopaths

[@lucasmartinez5703]

And Stewie was really the least psychopathic of them all (and he still has his moments too).

[@Legendofthetim]

“Heroin isn’t bad. NOT having heroin, that’s what’s bad” 😂 dark as fuck and she’s spot on unfortunately

[@Guntherson220]

Lois after several seasons of Stewie no longer being evil: Fine, I'll do it myself.

[@lostone9700]

Now we where he get its it.

[@Coolkidcoolkid1789]

I wouldn’t have put Chris’ sock in someone’s mouth tbh

[@ceejayjones2567]

That was the scariest part

[@jasonhogan6589]

my first thought

[@DRDR3ADSA]

The joke that everyone missed lol

[@tillerman7272]

At this point, the actress voicing Lois must think "what the hell am I doing?"

[@kialuvsyoo]

making simoleons, that's what she's doing!

[@lucasmartinez5703]

I heard that her voice actress actually had a hand in making her more like this over time.

[@jorgegfigueroa9755]

Stewie in the early days: charismatic evil genius who is fond of Brian and hates Lois Stewie nowadays: a pretty decent guy who loves Brian and has no malicious intent against his family. Lois in the old days: the voice of reason in the household and has narcissistic tendencies Lois nowadays: season 1 Stewie but a mom

[@nevermind5657]

i think stewie loving Brian is because nobody else really speaks to him outside of the brian so he grew up on him instead of stewie growing up alone without anyone speaking to him, acknowledging that stewie is a genious. besides brian i can only remember 2 people who spoke to Stewie. The girl that she competed against and the brother of stewie, not chris.

[@WhattAreYouSaying]

"Heroin is not bad. Not having heroin, that what's bad" - Damn, that hit me hard...

[@tropicalcoconutqueen2134]

Lois sounds weirdly funny when I keep listening to lois's voice for a while

[@comicbookreviewer4856]

1:12 with Approval seekers they feel and believe they are a good person well bot admitting their flaws or realize their own downfalls

[@Godzillafan-tv1ks]

I feel like this is something Francine Smith might do...

[@chasewilliamson3433]

or roger

[@Ultrasemen]

Thats one of the reasons american dad is better. I love Francine!

[@lolstalgic9602]

Well they know each others so...

[@MissDavids]

​@@UltrasemenAnd I agree. American Dad is still more tolerable.

[@CJusticeHappen21]

You need to rough them up first, if you're going to get them on H. It's the pain going away, and then coming back hard; that's what keeps them there.

[@themr.mysteriousshadow82]

If anyone doesn't realize what this is supposed to be this is supposed to be episode on where Louis has gotten terrible over the years I hope they do one for Peter and especially Bryan also yes I do know how to spell Lois but I'm not finding it anytime soon I just like to see how people's reaction is to misspelling

[@TheAwesome45]

How do people not know how to spell Lois?

[@pondererofpointlessdreams5029]

@@TheAwesome45 could just be autocorrect being pesky

[@ganoninthepit]

Her character's really tanked, glad it's being lampshaded, I guess. It's a shame, I liked her in the first few seasons.

[@themr.mysteriousshadow82]

@@sarahcusack I really don't know where a lot of people getting upset over the fact Lois is spelled a little differently even though it's the same word but just word it a little different

[@lukethomas.125]

This is one of the rare instants when we see who Lois really is, after all she's the daughter of Carter Pewtershmitt.

[@MegaManDBZX]

Lois: I’m a good person. Me: Since freaking when?

[@enedinoverazascuevas2505]

Meg's oportunity.

[@musunshine31]

Oh for fucks' sake. That is nearly a spitting image of me at like 26. The name, hair, clothes. Now I know what I look like animated. This.... this is not good

[@LittleSansLittletale]

Kyle? You good? Do i need to call the police yo get ya out of there?

[@yoshiking6027]

Are you scared Kyle H?

[@danatedawg1018]

Hey that’s cool buddy

[@setsers1]

😨WHAT!??!😱

[@aldente3868]

I'd steer clear of gingers for the foreseeable future if I was you.

[@Phentes]

If family guy made more episodes like this I’d actually watch it but until then American dad is king 🇺🇸

[@cameraman4549]

Peter is chaotic, Lois is just Evil.

[@QrowxClover]

"Or...I can get you hooked on heroin" LMFAO

[@jackfreeman1776]

0:55 That’s basically true for anything addictive.

[@SandyHolmes0001]

*"I'm a good person"* She said that the exact moment i saw the axe hanging on the wall.

[@joachimlihn8905]

If you constantly have to remind people that you are a good person, then you are probably not a good person.

[@cartooncottage2024]

Now I can see where Stevie got his psychopathy from. You can see these traits in Peter, too.

[@That_Son_Ofa_Itch]

._. Lois can tie me up anyda- I mean wow poor Kyle H.

[@LittleSansLittletale]

Bro.... do you need help?

[@sarafrankel5654]

😂 please explain to me the crush on lois. i do not understand.

[@LittleSansLittletale]

@@sarafrankel5654 well... i guess that they find lois attractive by her beauty and personality while i may not support it, love what you wanna love i guess

[@That_Son_Ofa_Itch]

.____.) *WhY wOuLd YoU tAkE tHiS cOmMeNt SeRiOuSlY*

[@a.murillo4113]

That sounds like something Brian would say tbh

[@claudewinchester7068]

That deep breath is literally one of few golden moments of modern Family Guy 😂

[@Galaxy-MediaX]

So now we know where Stewie gets his evilness from.

[@hittheheadlines2942]

All she had to do was get rid of the video evidence, then let Kyle H go. It's his word against hers

[@blizzardfarch2504]

"I'm a good person" keep telling yourself that lois...

[@galtrian]

It's hilarious how she still believe she is a good person

[@jvanimation9520]

While she kidnaps someone and locks them in her shed.

[@Reaper12131]

Jesus Christ, Lois. If you brought Stewie with you he'd actually love you

[@kakaroto4ever]

Funny enough she did brought stewie in the episode but her just kept telling "you are not a good person, you don't deserve anything, you are horrible." So yeah even the actual psychopath of the family thought she was wrong

[@97liner83]

All this to be customer of the week

[@JR-vt7rb]

Soooo yeah, i think Stewie might not have been the bad guy we thought he was

[@AxcelGamer97]

Retep would love this Lois.

[@My-Bullet-Hit-A-Star]

Family Guy has pushed the limit, wasn't Funny it had me instead Creeped Out.

[@NathanielLewis]

If that's a good person then I don't even want to know what a bad one is

[@TheO-gj6bj]

we've been stuck on this episode for over a week

[@JustsomeSpaceG1]

" I'm a good person " That's why you kidnapped him right?

[@happymom40]

So this is where stewie got his evil personality

[@thesun62]

Lois: It may seem bad but remember that “ I A M A G O O D P E R S O N “

[@GothicQueen1]

She says the situation isn’t scary but there’s an ax and goggles behind her.

[@rainbowtrout51]

Yes actually I’m terrified

[@uninterestedYam]

You'd think after so many times of telling other people "I'm a good person" you'd start to question whether you actually are 😂

[@IskenderCaglarM41B441]

She is delusional

[@dylanmcartoonell1536]

“I’m a good person” That’s debatable

[@Normthemmafighter]

What a genius thumbnail this is gonna go viral brotha

[@mekman4]

A Family Guy with an increasingly criminal Lois is good time.

[@CanItAlready]

Never really noticed that these characters have no nostrils until Lois's suddenly appeared when she took that deep breath.

[@xashes6552]

The moment she says "I'm a good person" I would've beeb terrified

[@raven3067]

Lois makes Peter look like a saint.

[@jeremiahrobinson3854]

0:41 Louis I see where Stevie gets all of him from like you messed up😭😭😭

[@jizolord69]

I love how this episode reinforces the idea that the Griffin family is filled with sociopaths, except for maybe Meg and even Chris.

[@easypimpin123]

This was the best episode of the season by far.

[@ghetto1529]

Crazy how so many characters have ears behind hairs

[@ScrotumBalls]

Stewie tried to prevent this but then the fire nation... Made him flamboyant

[@Willyoart]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@carlianovskyskeeterbaltaza5645]

Is Kyle H related to Linda H?

[@mrpc3]

And people dare say family guy is dead. There has been some great writing in this and the past few seasons.

[@KittySoftpaws449]

A good 😌 person doesn’t need to repeat that they’re a good person. Stewie might be bad but at least he’s good in a way that he doesn’t need to show it or pretend to be good when he’s not, like Lois 😊

[@gregwilliams4926]

Holy shit, a Family Guy episode with...No cutaways 1 minute in!?

[@saintbrosef6149]

If someone held me captive and started talking about peanut allergies I would be terrified.

[@kyleh8286]

This popped up on my notifications and scared me so badly

[@xerolight502]

First comment

[@ominous614]

Nice

[@ominous614]

Second comment

[@josephrichard7743]

Lois has claimed her Hall of Fame school threat badge

[@Fairygelic]

I’ve seen so many clips of this episode that I basically watched the whole thing 💀

[@user-dg7fn3ih1s]

Lois is now season 1 Stewie

[@brandonsmall645]

Kyle is such an attentive listener

[@LordHoshi]

Ooh now i understand stewie hahah

[@ryandouglas7198]

This scene it reminds of how Stewie kidnapped Nelson especially with Lois sticking a sock in Kyles mouth

[@CAPTJared]

So this is where Stewie got it from.

[@ChaotiX1]

"Sometimes good people do bad things" - Joe Swanson

[@Yeti-wh7wt]

lois in this episode reminds me of that one flanders quote about "good intentions" when he flips out and roasts nearly everyone.

[@girltrash.7166]

Oh wow a family guy clip that isn't years old.