Family Guy - I only answer to 'Chrissie' now

Season 17, episode 16: Stand By Meg

[@niccohamilton2877]

We just gonna skip past chris benching 325 raw in his living room

[@SingersDream]

Right! Lol

[@zionschwarting458]

Those look like 100 pound plates!

[@ManicallyMetal]

More like 50 pounds

[@strengthisthesolution2294]

Either way hes repping easy sets of 8 lol

[@jovalinj5704]

It looked more like 245. Two 45s and 10s on each side. Lots of athletes his age can rep that for 8.

[@theruoc147]

As an Italian I can confirm this. You tell us we’re breaking our mother’s heart, we’ll immediately repent.

[@dangerdangeranon7018]

Nicky ya breakah you muddahs a-heart

[@theemirofjaffa2266]

Lol..nice thing that Italians value their moms that much..lol

[@marvinzimmerman1878]

@@theemirofjaffa2266 they dooooooo

[@theruoc147]

@@theemirofjaffa2266 we’re very matriarchal. Fathers we fight to the death on our 18th birthday, but nobody fucks with mama.

[@kanorcubes329]

@@theruoc147 thats not really matriarchy, the fathers still call the shots.

[@indieman42]

Ma! Why didn’t you say so? Ma!

[@onnotijsterman4671]

ill take care of it

[@memeking6090]

I'll take care of him *loads gun

[@buddyimevil5775]

Gets me everytime 😂

[@noko9235]

1.7k like

[@luanlinhares1707]

Ya breking ya mother heart

[@siddharthabiswas2147]

Chris : don’t worry about it Peter : Understandable have a great day

[@animetities7017]

If there's nothing to worry about then there's nothing to worry about

[@HernanPastenes]

Chrissy*

[@acreativeeccentric.9312]

@@HernanPastenes chrissie*

[@bigmama5555]

Rolled a nat 20 on a charisma check

[@kpe6600]

Understandable have a great day

[@coreyconlon3589]

This is the best Chris story in family guy

[@luissanchez723]

Chrisy*

[@realbhukhananga]

I like the one with the indian girlfriend too

[@Hexdy]

@@realbhukhananga ... you mean mexican, right?

[@realbhukhananga]

@@Hexdy lol no.. indian

[@GmoneyHngryHoes]

I don’t like Chris. He’s not funny or interesting just really annoying. Utterly useless character.

[@poopinmyassass4198]

So why did Peter and Lois want Chris to go back to high school? At the vocational school he was learning a good trade, getting fit and making good friends.

[@lewisalvarez2859]

Because some parents are morons who can’t let their kids make their own decisions about anything and stick by em.

[@lavatun]

@Michael Wong michael, michael.. ya breakin' ya mudda's heart!..

[@thorvanheghe4023]

@Michael Wong EY don't talk about the family business!!

[@dragonxev1144]

I might be remembering the answer wrong but I think Chris was getting caught up with the mafia and was either planning to kill someone or helped kill someone

[@poopinmyassass4198]

@@dragonxev1144 The Michelin tyre man I think

[@fotzegamingandmedia1840]

Shut up, Lois. Chris has been in high school for 17 seasons now, the boy needs a change of pace

[@xoceanxuniverse3856]

You’re not wrong

[@fotzegamingandmedia1840]

@@xoceanxuniverse3856 Sometimes, you need to know when to cut your losses

[@cagethelonewolf]

@@fotzegamingandmedia1840 so cut em

[@killertruth186]

@@fotzegamingandmedia1840 Does he ever graduate?

[@fotzegamingandmedia1840]

@@killertruth186 I honestly don't know. It's stuck in a moment in time like the Simpsons

[@JSRbowling595]

"The guy who let me back into school says 'what'?" "What? Oh, damn it!" "Okay, see ya Monday!" 😂

[@jerrodshack7610]

Wow holy shit that's crazy you watched the video too?

[@CavemanNo.12]

@@jerrodshack7610 what part of "hey, I'm gonna share my favorite part of the video in a comment section meant for feedback" do you people not understand

[@connorhughes8839]

@@CavemanNo.12 it’s stupid to just essentially write out the script of your favorite part of the video and then add a couple emojis. Useless comment

[@CavemanNo.12]

@@connorhughes8839 But it's not. Saying a quote from the video is literally them saying " Hey, I liked this part of the video." Alot of people like that comment, then the video creator thinks "oh, okay, people like this, make more like this." It's not a useless comment, you just don't understand feedback

[@pecgod9038]

Why is there so many little fights in the reply section it’s hilarious like just chill out and vibe my dude

[@survoah]

“I’m in waste management” great Sopranos reference

[@theunknownstuntman4010]

Everybody thinks you're mobbed up, it's offensive

[@seans5461]

They make that reference in Godfather as well i’m pretty sure

[@theunknownstuntman4010]

Maybe they do, its been too many years since i watched it and I've only seen it once

[@Theadesy22]

i thought it was a reference to the Irishman

[@red__guy]

@@seans5461 yep, the entire "italy" scene is from the godfather 2.

[@jacobrodesh9019]

Chris: points a loaded firearm at his principal Principal Shepherd: got me, welcome back

[@LionTHATSaTigersays]

Only in Family Guy

[@hasj]

Yes i think everyone who watched this video saw it idiot

[@2023-Sucked]

It’s a reference to a scene in The Godfather 2

[@LXW-Arts]

Principals these days

[@Montesama314]

Yes, Chris is going down a dangerous path, but look at him benching hundreds of pounds AND combing his hair. He just needs the right influence to turn into something great.

[@SillyLilDawg]

True

[@diamond-dog-6412]

He’s in waste management

[@mohammedashian8094]

@@diamond-dog-6412 oh come on he’s breaking his muddah’s haaaht!!!!!

[@user-vs3gc4cn3t]

@@diamond-dog-6412 yeah “waste management “ or cleaner or the one you call for erasing evidence and bodies.

[@lathan7360]

I mean he can always be a painter: Painting walls for people

[@suna9555]

I love how these are those moments where we actually see Chris happy, getting fit, meeting good people, and being sociable instead of being an idiot and they choose to send him back to his old school 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@ifyourmarriedyourasimpanda7440]

I stopped watching modern family guy because of this character arcs and growth are not existent.

[@OneFascistBoi]

Leaving a comment for when an idiot starts an argument

[@suna9555]

@@OneFascistBoi hopefully not

[@suna9555]

@@ifyourmarriedyourasimpanda7440 family guy was never about growth but I will say the humor in it has gotten stale and predictable

[@OneFascistBoi]

@@suna9555 This is KZbin, it's inevitable

[@veskari25]

One of the rare modern episodes that are actually good

[@nigganuts4403]

There is someone saying this on literally every family guy clip

[@lazerbeamspewpew4728]

@@nigganuts4403 my nigga... it just isn’t the same anymore.. it don’t take a rocket scientist to understand that. Compare the old and the new. You’ll see the difference.

[@oisinlynch8427]

@@lazerbeamspewpew4728 like how Meg was actually loved by her family😂

[@veskari25]

@@nigganuts4403 It is just incredible how bad the writing in modern episodes is. In Peter's coma episode, there was literally a 30 second clip where nothing happened. Plus, all characters are just assholes nowadays

[@derekmayers-louther]

@@veskari25 they were assholes back then too lol

[@Mrbuttboi]

**SLAP** ” ya breakin ya muthas haaht!!!” “MAAA!!!”

[@alexandremarques3265]

There s nothing worse than breaking his mother heart

[@yesyes5966]

@@alexandremarques3265 MAAAAA!!!

[@maximumstef1039]

@@yesyes5966 why didn't you say so MAAA

[@proyect070109]

Christopha

[@nemotube6313]

I'll take care of it

[@hey_its_kev]

That “ya maaaa” from Chris kills me every time for some reason lol

[@dspace4514]

Okay, I could understand why Lois doesn't want Chris in the mafia. I mean it's the mafia. But putting him back in his old school? He was taken out because of his bad grades, not because of some accident or something that wasn't his fault. Not to mention Chris gets constantly bullied and has no friends, meanwhile at his new school he has good grades, is respected by his peers and he has at least two friends. P. S: Also, Lois doesn't want Chris to be a criminal, yet she shoplifts and Peter robs banks.

[@dsmj7389]

Wow, and I thought it was just a weekly cartoon meant to make people laugh.

[@walqqr1]

@@dsmj7389 and?

[@tatsuostatic8567]

Mothers like Lois believe it's best for their kid to go to a school that has a broken system so they can bragged to their women friends who are mothers that my child went to this fancy school

[@rampagerichard]

It proves that Lois is the biggest hypocrite out there

[@longestvideoever]

@@dsmj7389 not an excuse for bad writing

[@muP8085]

0:14 *"Yuhmaaa"* As a man with a moustache who can obviously speak Italian, i can confirm that's the most Italian words ever spoken. Purrfecto. Magnificento.

[@xyro9115]

Chris saying "okay, see ya on Monday!" After talking all tough was the biggest transformation I've ever seen😂

[@passivelySCREAMING]

Chris: Pop, don’t worry about it 😒 Peter: Don’t worry about it 🤔 Peter: okay 🙂👍

[@syresejohnson8444]

"We are worried about your friends chris" "Pa...Don't worry abt it" Peter: "Oh..don't worry abt it.. 𝓞𝓚" 🤣

[@quelaudio7807]

Yeah, we saw it...

[@syresejohnson8444]

@@quelaudio7807 it's better from me Apparently 🤣🤘

[@SelfHatingWeeb]

How do you get that "ok" text

[@asiangaming8409]

This is the only scene that peter is actually acting like a father Edit: holy shit, 1.4K likes, thanks for the likes (1.5k), (2.5k)

[@natemanning924]

In modern Family Guy anyways.

[@yaboiskullio5787]

And that one time Peter saved Meg from quagmire

[@yalc-04]

And there's that one time Peter saved Meg from Quagmire

[@asiangaming8409]

And there's that one time Peter saved Meg from Quagmire

[@samuelh.8896]

What about when Peter saved Meg from Quagmire?

[@TheElementsAreWithMe]

As someone who last year, found out he is 1% italian , I can buy this.

[@fennex7575]

Hi Leeie Gosh that sounds so bad

[@martinxy1291]

Asked italian grandma. yup, her sons will move mountains. Her daughter on the other hand.....eh hard to tell

[@tommybove2020]

That's still kinda racist...

[@fennex7575]

@@tommybove2020 I'm italian. This is not in any fucking way racist, it's incredibly funny

[@coopernicholson8558]

@@tommybove2020 that isn’t racist at all take a joke and also this isn’t even a racist joke whether he’s Italian or not

[@josephtedesco8429]

That Godfather 2 montage was spot on! Now I really want to watch The Godfather 2 today!

[@AndrewBradshaw3]

Who doesn’t want to?! Could watch those films any time any place.

[@alexw8617]

@@AndrewBradshaw3 on Jewish holidays?

[@chineseviruszombie773]

Not on shabbos!

[@Mr.Groovy69]

They are sooooo good

[@stephenmcintosh9733]

I believe it was the first not part 2

[@jaleelconnelly1320]

🗣 yea ma!

[@andresesparza2299]

i think it was "Que ma!" which in Spanish means 'what ma' or 'what mother' if you really want the translation to be English but white as hell

[@DelusionalReality1914]

@@andresesparza2299 he's Italian though

[@user-oe8pc5hw4o]

I watch this video just to hear that.😅

[@siphephelomasondo9567]

Lol😂

[@Skoldpaddashell]

@@andresesparza2299 cool but Spanish is white. Besides this is an Italian joke.

[@dragonspadeex]

The facial expression Lois had on her face during the whole mom thing was like she was realizing that her whole family are about as dumb as bricks. That or the ultimate bruh moment just accured.

[@jashpippins8228]

This comment made me realize how still there faces are when they're not talking

[@dragonspadeex]

@@jashpippins8228 animation budget only goes so far lol

[@jashpippins8228]

@@dragonspadeex some shows are doing more with less and the only reason they're allowed to get away with this is because they're popular

[@Frostbyte_coser]

If only she could understand Stewie, she might realize there's hope left for the next generation of Griffins 😂

[@onutube6392]

Accured

[@ale_x4ndra759]

That “ye ma” makes me laugh every time 😂

[@Korriban13]

0:54 this is why I'm here

[@drakealexander6668]

Funny thing is that Principal Sheppard actually honored the fact that he lost the game.

[@neliolima9992]

I was rewatching this episode and I had to come back to this 😂 The "YEAH MA" kills me LMAOOOOO

[@Enigmatism415]

Peter's reaction to Chris's advice to not worry about it was one of the smartest, most enlightening things he's ever done.

[@pirata6212]

1:02 amazing song

[@sammm141]

Would you happen to know the name of it?

[@morgand820]

Its Marcia Religiosa in Godfather 2, doesn't sound exactly the same tho

[@sammm141]

Ah, Thanks!

[@Toed730]

AGuyLetMeBackInTheSchoolSaysWhat.

[@Suutari4]

What? DAMMIT!

[@SPX157]

@@Suutari4 OK see ya Monday!

[@goenavund5175]

I’m poo

[@tory_so_chi8108]

What movie are they re-enacting

[@LunaGamer25]

God Father 2 I think

[@kidnamedfinger3958]

Peters hand expressions when he said "you're breaking your mothers heart" was on point lmao

[@gniewko_wski]

ok, but music in this one is even better then in oryginal

[@drewyang8996]

what is the original?

[@gniewko_wski]

@@drewyang8996 Carmine Coppola - Murrder of Don Fanucci

[@MidnightFireHuntress]

Yeah the music is amazing, shame I can't find the family guy version of this song anywhere :(

[@DocLL]

@@MidnightFireHuntress yeah i been looking too, damn shame.

[@josefstalin3394]

If anyone finds it I need to know it

[@2serveand2protect]

"...nah - don't worry about it!" - (father): "Don't worry about it" ??? ...hhhmmmmmm!...OOOOukaay!" :) "Problem solved" just FUGGETABOUTIT! :D :D

[@AllHailNumo]

@Aaron Murray yoo were all here pretty recent. Nice

[@ant580]

Agrresive loving “ ya ma” 😂😂

[@devindepass7636]

This man Chris really just repped out 245 at 14 years old

[@coroanmon10023]

Without a spotter too!

[@LordJudgement1818]

Biggest guns biggest johnson

[@johnmartin8031]

That's what working in waste management does to a person

[@barneylaverra852]

The ending was actually a cinematic masterpiece

[@wakipaki7381]

Say what you want about Family guy, their musical accompaniment has always been great.

[@kendalljohnson9172]

what song this

[@enes325]

@@kendalljohnson9172 they made it just for this bit as its in the original movie but not identical

[@enes325]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qH65cqSLbcugn9E

[@enes325]

This is the video taken from

[@keegansheppard1416]

@@enes325what movie is that?

[@DrWizardMother]

First time seeing this. That last line was one of the funniest I’ve seen on FG.

[@dsmj7389]

It's even better in the context of the whole episode because it was set up earlier

[@LemurJackson]

Ok

[@wickeywaanzla3015]

"Chris" "I only answer to Chrissie now" "Fine, Chrissie" "YEAH MA?" 😂😂

[@fabioesini9092]

0:20 I love Peter, it makes things sooo easy

[@alexandremarques3265]

My father once told me that because I started a fight at school. I remember just feeling my self like an asshole for making my mom cry

[@quinnbohling3948]

@Yongo Bazuk uh how’s it going back in the 14th century? I really hope your joking

[@TheTibetyak]

You need to translate that into Italian: "They dishonored my family". That's where it all begins.

[@astrolynxical]

@Yongo Bazuk Quite the opposite if you’re traditionally raised. The tears of a woman, especially if they’re in your family, are a sign that you really, really fucked up.

[@gravethebeyond]

Quit breaking your mother's heart.

[@andrewdeangelo1]

@@astrolynxical This sounds like an old proverb.

[@trueanonymous3112]

1:55 hahaha oldest truck in the book

[@arthurgodwin6571]

What is it with Peter and the phrase "Don't worry"? Seriously in the pilot he heard it and was like, "Gee I never thought of it like that."

[@musicrevolutionz8815]

"Don't worry about it...... okay :D" Peter is by far the best character in the show 😂😂😂

[@kevinmclaughlin225]

I love how Peter admitted to not caring for The Godfather movies and yet there are so many references to it in this show.

[@danellboy5757]

"ah, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." "Don't worry about it... okay!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@sas_gg2283]

If someone interested what music is that. The original is "death of don fanucci."

[@corvie9768]

thx

[@cristobalgarces1675]

The stairs have no banister on the other side when Chris is going down. Someone could fall down.

[@marcen12]

"He's played a guy named Tony on 4 different tv shows." It's 5 as of 2021.

[@swietny]

“Hey, I am in waste management.”

[@Ginfeldi]

The kid finally is doing something with his life and he's forced to go back to school

[@UltimateChampion164]

Is nobody going to mention how Chris and his principal turned a lightbulb that had been on for who knows how long? That that thing would be painfully hot

[@amogus199]

LED lightbulbs do not hurt

[@agustintrejo150]

“Yeah Ma!?” gets me every time 🤣😂

[@Eluran9]

So funny you had to comment it twice 💀

[@KeiVibing]

As an italian i absolutely love this part, its just so well done

[@ClearWater7.62]

Whats the song at the end

[@KeiVibing]

@@ClearWater7.62 im pretty sure its song they made that didint exist before

[@garyvelasco4996]

0:52

[@GODsARMY121]

Yeah MA!!!!!! 😂

[@kayzeaza]

This had to be my favorite episode in the whole show. Two great stories in one episode

[@Mike0405H]

Every time my ma calls for me I always answer *”YEH MA?!”*

[@bharathyogaguru]

"dont worry about it🤔" always gets me...

[@ntinosaggelopoulos6718]

0:55 the most decent thing peter ever said to the newest episodes

[@perplexified4359]

i love the “don’t worry about it” “don’t worry about it… ok…!”

[@Eaterofeaterofpies]

Lmfao the first time ever someone who was told don't worry about it took it literally

[@robowolfgaming8775]

Okay, even though he was taken in as a member of the Italian mob, focus on this: Chris went to a great school, where he got lots of friends, delicious food, and even started to train. And yet, his parents pushed him to go back to his former school, where he's an out-of-shape outcast with no friends. Way I see it, that was pretty lousy parenting

[@mauromb2320]

“Dont worry about it? Okay 😃” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@faking9397]

0:25 I wish parents did this

[@oatsaredelicious2521]

Didn't knew that a Chris story could be that good

[@luigipotter16]

Peter's hand gestures when he slapped Chris were accurate. Italians speak with hand gestures, like sign language, except everyone can understand it.

[@gabrieljude2478]

"Yeah ma" 😂

[@stephenh2319]

I feel like Seth green had a sore throat and thats what inspired this episode

[@movietime1377]

Dont worry about it ....... okay 😂

[@tobindeaker3018]

Gotta love how Lois doesn’t even blink when Peter hits Chris and yells at him.

[@helenemariaraj3352]

It's so nice that Italian people have close family bonds

[@simonhardin6945]

One of the few times Peter had a good idea and it helped

[@coyotelong4349]

Honestly we need more of Chrissie 😂

[@dariususer994]

0:55 best part

[@deatheternal720]

1:40 lol the god father reference.

[@nycytc8055]

The way he reverts back to his normal voice

[@LinkofHyrule1996]

1:12 The way Chris moves into the picture.

[@Sub2Cider]

Chris should of stayed in the mafia.

[@TERRENCEJJR]

Have.

[@dragonslayerornstein2361]

He is breaking his mother's heart

[@mcberman7034]

I love these random clips. I feel like I’ve seen a lot of episodes. But these suggested ones are new to me

[@foolslayer9416]

0:55 This was one Peter's more smart moments.

[@jeramiahhh]

chris: pa don’t worry about it 😠 peter: don’t worry about it, ok 😀

[@kirankhadka8241]

“Don’t worry about it! Okay” Peter being Peter 😂😂😂

[@damon8824]

Sheppard: You bested me at my own game. Chris: You were playing a game. You knew nothing about.

[@1mBilly]

I love when peter suddenly agreed to him

[@Vgk6977]

0:25 “Don’t worry about it…..okay.”🙂

[@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.]

Italians and Latinos seem to have something in common: We cannot stand breaking our mother's heart. And we'll take care of it.

[@bishop716]

Big facts

[@ashhole3028]

"don't worry 'bout it, okay" - peter griffin

[@tanayaaryo544]

"We don't want you in the mafia" "HEY, I'm in waste management"

[@dannycurtis3575]

This is the funniest bit I've seen from family guy in a while.

[@pedrofernandezparis2940]

This is by far my favourite Family Guy episode in the last 5 years

[@mr.nobody7771]

We just gonna ignore him repping 245 when’s he’s like 14 and never worked out a day in his life

[@hunitbanz4071]

Yea Ma lmao😂😂

[@georgebaccett9951]

seth mcfarlane does not choose the italian stereotype of leo Dicaprio, frank sinatra or Hulk Hogan (real name Terrence Boullea from italian origin) it seems that mcfarlane likes jhon travolta more ...

[@Seezay63]

what ?!? frank sinatra jr has appeared on family guy for a few episodes

[@zenrice3695]

I believe this is the best thing ever 😐

[@diegolopezzz18]

Damn bro Chris is strong af, look at how many plates my dude got on that bar

[@alexangelov8871]

That made me want to rewatch The Godfather but then i remembered that it was 96 hours long so I'll go to bed

[@toxicscarecrow1633]

This has got to be one of my favorite family guy jokes

[@dndgeek4112]

“Chris, I’m gonna say this in a way an Italian mechanic would understand”