Family Guy - Internet connection

Season 18, episode 12: Undergrounded

[@djdc1902]

I love how quaqmire senses someone is messing with him and randomly says that

[@neosabien6998]

Dads have thermostat sense, quagmire has prank awareness.

[@wolfhurricane897]

@@neosabien6998 nice call to the pilot episode.

[@kevinmendez8443]

He has observation haki

[@geovanyerazo2501]

@Kevin Mendez I see your a man of culture as well

[@Ithtorukk]

Could also be reading on a computer/tablet, and see the 'you lost connection' notification pop up

[@derekconnors4128]

Quagmire has more in common with Brian than he'd care to admit.

[@DonkeyWork420]

Even down to the fact that he must've been using the internet to know it was out

[@woodrow_mayes]

That's probably why they unknowingly hate each other

[@Dubious_NZ]

@@woodrow_mayes I see it as Quagmire secretly hating his life style but because hes been doing it for so long instead of changing it he takes it out on Brian because he knows Brian is just like him

[@gorochaan]

except Brian barely read anything and questioned about recent literature he will just stutter.

[@RobertAniFreak]

That is why they hate each other, smart people hate each other

[@johnny2143]

Quagmire was probably reading porn mags so this isn’t exactly out of character

[@matthewdennis2911]

If he was reading, how did he know his internet had gone off?...

[@marcusbullock630]

quagmire doesnt need porn, it almost killed him

[@aurorialgaming1935]

Actually hes likely the smartest out of the 4 of them. I remember one time he gave Meg a book about growing up and how to deal with the change in emotions it brings.

[@MechDurjaeses]

@@aurorialgaming1935 that book was Shel Silverstein's the missing piece meets the *big O*. The book recommendation was a sex joke itself.

[@ThatMilesGuy]

nice pfp

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

"If he's reading, how does he know his internet's out?" He just heard his neighbors all scream in anguish and took a guess

[@emperorsascharoni9577]

Well you can still use your phone or computer while not using the internet. You would see the internet going off.

[@democracyisnon-negociable3819]

He reads in his ipad

[@emgo-at7398]

That's why, he already knows peter did that. Or was going to, so when it happened, he was ready to say it.

[@vincenthobbs1605]

it would've been even better if it was a real in-print, kill-the-plants book.

[@MF-ui5uk]

I thought he said breed

[@lloydchristian936]

What quagmire said was such a Brian thing

[@LockCard]

the thing is brain clams things quagmire does things.

[@smithyemerald5499]

i love brain hes my favorite character, but i hate pinky and the brian

[@lloydchristian936]

@@smithyemerald5499 just realized I spelt it wrong

[@TheSlimmshadyy]

Brian is pretentious. Quagmire is actually busy living his life. Remember Quagmire didnt even know what porn was because he was too busy banging chicks ?

[@smithyemerald5499]

@@lloydchristian936 good save lol

[@gentrydean3789]

He can just hear his neighbors clearly.

[@nocturnaljoe9543]

XD

[@andrewcurtin7003]

And he can also make a torch way to easily

[@solar6085]

He is omnipresent

[@exaggeratedswagger8286]

@@solar6085 Peter Griffin is a Godly being, not concerning himself with being good or evil, he only watches and studies us for purposes unknown to humanity. Peter Griffin is omnipresent though he has a cloaking mechanism so advanced that light passes through him yet he is still able to see, There have been only three sightings of Peter Griffin uncloaked from the year 1940 - 2021.

[@piotr8803]

Thats because they were in that tunnel too

[@djprogramer973]

I was waiting to hear Herbert say "Aw f*ck they found me out"

[@Z3R0_W1NT3R]

Bro they should they probably didn't think about it tbh

[@CloneScavengerVulpin8389]

😂

[@spaghettiboi33]

Do you like Popsicles? Then you need to come down to the cellar! I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles! Mmmm 😋

[@Yugiohfans11]

I think he lives in a different (but close) neighborhood.

[@sorasnobodiexiii]

@@Yugiohfans11 isn't it all technically the same street like simpsons?

[@SpazzyMcGee1337]

"I'm not on the internet. Some people in this neighborhood read." I also say that to myself when alone in a room and reading when my phone indicates no wifi connection.

[@bronzejourney5784]

Of course you have to say that ''you read.''

[@affrun11]

@@bronzejourney5784 he's making a joke about how silly it is that Quagmire knows his wifi went out while reading, he wasn't saying he actually related to it

[@JubileuKing]

Kindle

[@Zack_Wester]

@@affrun11 rooter beeping that it lost connections some models does that. or if you got a wired burglular alarm it can also beep if it loses external power and switches to battery same whit internet where by it jumps to the 3G/GSM net.

[@tomlxyz]

@@Zack_Wester that doesn't explain why he explained himself pr reacted at all

[@limejelo]

i just realized peter is neighbors with all 3 of his best friends, can you imagine how convenient that'd be irl

[@bensell982]

It's more like his 3 neighbors happen to be his best friends

[@bizzlemypickle521]

They probably became best friends *because* they are neighbors

[@sandyv4819]

@@bizzlemypickle521 actually the case with Joe. He moved in early on

[@ddsjgvk]

@@bizzlemypickle521 he know the Q miceter and Cleveland before he moved into the house and even married Lois. But Family guy out of any animation is the worst for having a coherent backstory

[@ironwraith852]

@@ddsjgvk *Meister Sorry for the inconvenience.

[@JackBlack-qn7us]

Everyone forgot that porn magazines exist.

[@AJ84291]

more like its just safer to download videos and mags onto anything digital

[@megazero952]

yeah, but why pay for porn these days?

[@joshuamarshall8982]

I did forget, thank you for reminding me those do exist.

[@malikjames7250]

At work Somebody bought a 2011 playboy I was like somebody must be collecting these

[@Dragon_breeder]

@CLARK WOOD you guys fap to normal porn? Pathetic

[@nswoqm]

Plot Twist: Peter was working for el chapo and helped dig his drug tunnels

[@lotgc]

Lmaoooooo Whatever happened to him anyway? Was he ever captured again?

[@carlb258]

@@lotgc yes he was

[@MrlspPrt]

Please, NEVER send him back to México, the clown who is president here kissed his mother and released his son, so he may be working for "el Chapo". If you can, please use that special injection I can't mention without being censored by KZbin. Thanks for keeping him out of México 👍🏻

[@anomaly3215]

@@MrlspPrt well he's going to die in prison so does it really matter?

[@batmanbeyond6815]

What was actually happening: Peter was grounded by Lois, so he’s digging an escape tunnel to get out of the house.

[@IDontNeedYourShittyHandle]

I saw the whole episode a few months ago. This episode arc where Peter and his friends go underground and start tunneling everywhere was super neat and really interesting, I wish Family Guy did adventure-esque stuff like it more often.

[@timotojopizza]

What episod is this then?

[@ShadowDragon-cw7wb]

Youll probably like the cast away/Jaws one. Its hilarious

[@TheDragonman104]

Wasn’t this the episode where Lois grounded her own husband because he made a ton of payments with a separate card, then he decided to dig a tunnel just to get out of the house.

[@Geo_TV]

​@@TheDragonman104 Yes,yes it is.

[@spiritretro3571]

"im not on the internet, some people in this neibourhood read!" "then how'd you know your itnernet went out?"

[@onenerdygremlin]

He can hear his neighbors

[@russellbrown6888]

Maybe he saw his router go out?

[@rakukya1252]

Maybe he was reading on his pc and saw internet went out

[@JBBrickman]

Probably heard his neighbors complaining

[@jsp7202]

He read about it.

[@TheLunarCrow]

Peter: *Cuts off the Internet* Quagmire: "A spectre is haunting Europe-"

[@wizard1117]

A spectre of Communism

[@CanadaPlayz48]

I like how he leaves his own family's internet connected but doesnt reconnect everyone else's

[@klickonthat5244]

I'm sorry, but Chris screaming for Lois is just the funniest thing to me.

[@Taigirr]

i'm sure it is. buy bitcoin

[@narutouzu4385]

MOOOOOOM!!! 🤬🤬😡😡 Nevermind… 🤗 MOOOOOOOOOOM!!! 🤬🤬🤬 Nevermiiind… 😃

[@Da.Liar-Pig]

@@narutouzu4385 "Donna 🤨" "BONNIE!😡🤬" ... "I'm not on the internet 😐🤨"

[@jaym.9275]

I thought the joke was going to be that Quagmire doesn't have a wife

[@JohnyMiko]

Or a mom

[@commanderwhite12]

Or a Dad

[@SeasonalGFilms]

Or a Aunt

[@shubhambanerjee4930]

See that's why you don't write the jokes for family guy

[@WantBadtime]

Or that one time when Quagmire never knew about porn websites because he never goes on the internet.

[@Onesadcatto]

Reminds me of that time Peter found that plastic root

[@robertnelson9599]

And thus Petoria was born!

[@trunkit8749]

This sounds like it would be followed by a cutaway

[@dreadthelight3936]

Classic

[@grizzlyanimations]

@@trunkit8749 so true

[@manomo7123]

If he’s reading how does he know his internet’s out

[@BROXBasher]

Neighbors.

[@CockNiblr]

Amazon kindle tablet

[@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632]

How can peter hear his neighbors and family in a tunnel under his house? Magic

[@kill3r_ice383]

The power of Cartoon magic

[@Snowfox456]

His Spotify stopped working.

[@CapemanProducti0ns]

I'd like to imagine a future where internet connection does come back instantly after reconnecting it

[@WhatHappenedIn-vt3vq]

I think it's 100% possible with our current level of tech. I think the real problem stands with server requests the server will spam requests on disconnect and then refuse to take a awnser if it doesn't get a reply, then bog you requiring requests awnsers it isn't taking before you can access again

[@WhatHappenedIn-vt3vq]

We just need a system that isn't to clunky, and gives a error message to the server saying it will be right back and explain the issue before going down

[@xtlm]

Why are all the comments saying this is a wifi router? Doesn't look wifi to me.

[@MrlspPrt]

Well... it's a wired wi-fi router... Yes, it's a joke...

[@TARINunit9]

It's an ISP splitter routing to a set of cable boxes. He's about twenty, maybe thirty yards out from his house, pretty close to the street

[@TARINunit9]

@Puss in Boots Under the sidewalk in front of his house, is what I said. Yes, that's where utilities are buried in real life

[@TARINunit9]

@Puss in Boots Remember he dug the hole not from the edge of his house, but the middle of his basement. I admit I don't know about your basement or front yard, but my basement is 20 yards from the sidewalk

[@DeadRider135]

@Puss in Boots You also asked if he meant under the house directly after he said "30 Yards". So I'm not sure why you're being so hyper critical of his wording.

[@Chrisy45054]

Heh, Quagmire's response makes me think of that meme: Girl: Daddy, can you teach me how to twerk? Dad: No more TV, no more computer. We're reading books from now on.

[@CovidVirgin]

So unrealistic... WiFi doesn’t come back online THAT fast after being disconnected

[@CovidVirgin]

@@HelloThere-fv6ly dude, its a comedy comment

[@ZeldagigafanMatthew]

The access point never went down...

[@Helladamnleet]

Router never went down. The connection going into it did.

[@t.o.c9176]

The good internet does.

[@billybob2388]

@@CovidVirgin no it wasnt

[@Booozy3050]

That was until Quagmire found out there was porn, on the internet.

[@mitchellneu]

That scene where his left arm is disproportionately JACKED compared to the rest of his body 😂😂😂

[@VeryEvilGM]

Unlike Brian, Quagmire probably actually reads.

[@whiteisright2314]

The real question is: why would Chris call his mom…?

[@thomasnorris1513]

Because Peter is an idiot who probably couldn't help even if he tried?

[@wut2697]

@@thomasnorris1513 yeah Lois is like the only reliable adult in the house and she basically did all of the housework imagine if it was Peter doing the housework 😆

[@carter3568]

@@wut2697 he did for an episode and did it way better than Lois to the point that she got pissed off, same with Meg, she did everything Lois does but better and within like an hour or 2

[@noensomserdegsoveomnattenp7732]

To help him “finish”

[@WhatHappenedIn-vt3vq]

It's a white kid joke. I'm not even white and I was that kid too

[@dinsteadofa5733]

0:40 Bonnie!!!

[@JM-dr4kj]

Clip that and use it for a fnaf thing lol

[@bluesimine2023]

"I'm not on the Internet. Some people read" You can still read on the Internet so...that statement proves nothing

[@walkingidiot2533]

@ books and magazines exist in the internet too dummy

@@walkingidiot2533 I know the magazines or any book (+ or any readable materials like newspaper) do exist. I questioned to @Bluesimine that he/she heard the “magazine” because of his/her statement.

[@Sapphiresenthiss]

0:32 I haven't seen anything *this* relatable in a while 😂

[@michaelbrowne3088]

two questions ONE: Were Joe and Cleveland stealing Peter's internet? TWO: If Quagmire wasn't on the internet, how did he know it got unplugged?

[@ShadowknghtPlays]

Each of the plugs were for different houses. And I don't know how Quagmire knew

[@Doctor_Odin]

His sound system or something might’ve been hooked up some people like to listen to music when they read. Not to mention all the gadgets and what not he has are probably hooked up to his Wi-Fi.

[@thegreatgamelord8640]

It’s a cartoon

[@michaelbrowne3088]

@@thegreatgamelord8640 You're right, I don't know why but I always try to find real word logic in cartoons. I get headaches when I try to figure out the physics on Looney Toons. Something's wrong with me.

[@fluffy4427]

@@michaelbrowne3088 Quagmire heard the others yelling. If Peter was able to, it makes sense Quagmire was as well.

[@Drakrau_TheDerg]

Mom! Nevermind. MOOOOM!!! Nevermind. Donna! BONNIEEE!! I'm not on the internet. Some people in this neighborhood read.

[@goldgamercommenting2990]

0:40

[@goldgamercommenting2990]

@tyrone102 GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO

[@konig_gaming]

I think we heard the video.

[@Drakrau_TheDerg]

@@konig_gaming there's always people that may be deaf.

[@clarkjosephorfiano9400]

Peter griffin dig in the hole and there is a connection

[@vitogonzalez1660]

"Time to way too easily make a torch" the accuracy in this 💯

[@dededeisdosh4450]

Connection terminated

[@jadenjerries2094]

I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.

[@Akatuski2000]

And yet I just got reminded of the Digimon Movie

[@SyzygyNoon]

It’s nice that some people still use the connectors from Back To the Future.

[@shepherdb0y]

What Quagmire just said is a total mid 90s thing!

[@youtubefan1313]

"I'm not on the internet~ some people in this neighborhood *READ~* ."

[@Ornzora]

Can we appreciate that he can make a instant torch so fast 😂😂

[@andrewtatescigar7122]

I like how he said that so proud and so smug

[@MischievousMonarchs]

But how did Quagmire know of Peter unplugging the Wi-Fi router

[@Helladamnleet]

He didn't unplug the Wi-Fi router. He unplugged the connection coming into the modem.

[@MischievousMonarchs]

@@Helladamnleet I know, was just trying to make a joke

[@nullvoid564]

the indicator light would show a fault and he heard everyone else

[@davidakey9743]

Who else but Quagmire?

[@bluelightstudios6191]

he felt it through the force

[@MrlspPrt]

It's funny how everybody is asking how he knew Peter disconnected his Internet after a year of being trapped in our houses. The episode is from february 2020, for last year standards, it was common people used Spotify or online news services, so there are many things he could've been using while reading. But stop overthinking a Family Guy joke, many times they even subvert expectations just because it may be funny.

[@JustChadC]

Every family guy clip has like the strangest comment section. People go Way too far into the shit; it’s so weird.

[@MrlspPrt]

@@JustChadC sometimes it's funny, the best cuttaways I've seen are both philosophical and stupid... just like being high. One about a yellow square dating a black square resulted on discussions about the McFarlane's traumatic past, and even a "white knight" complaining because someone calling a f**king yellow square "b!tch". I wonder if a PhD dissertation can be done about how Family Guy is perceived and what mental disorders have a person according to his opinions.

[@JustChadC]

@@MrlspPrt HAhahaa maybe! I mean, they teach a philosophy college course on South Park down in Texas.

[@JustChadC]

@darling angel MrlspPrt or me? Sorry, the way KZbin shows and differentiates comment notifications is horrible and confusing.

[@MrlspPrt]

@@JustChadC it's interesting how the apparent stupidity of some TV shows have more phylosophical value than most university courses. To me, South Park is one of the best TV series I would use to educate teenagers.

[@trunkit8749]

Quagmire just responded to everyone else’s screaming

[@kingjb554]

If he wasn't on the internet how could he tell it went out...🤔

[@princesscadance197]

‘Donna!’ sounds worried, ‘Bonnie!’ sounds angry.

[@evanraynolds8699]

yet quagmire still noticed the internet was out.

[@evanraynolds8699]

@SALAZAR i was just snarking.

[@toxicweeb8368]

No one wonder how Peter does all this stuff but never loses weight

[@hystari200]

Bruh getting to your internet router after years is so accurate lmfao.

[@wjzav1971]

I love Chris whiny "mooooomm" as soon as the Internet goes out.

[@jacobsxavier6082]

Who else but Quagmire ?

[@hazdra1896]

Love how Peter puts his own connection back on but doesn't give a shit about his friend's.

[@chandlervongphakdy2017]

You know it’s good that Quagmire is reading

[@ararepotato1420]

Quagmire is reading the lusty Argonian maid.

[@duddude321]

Unfortunately I read all my books a month into this quaranhell, so now I do all my reading over the internet.

[@brodypenn]

Quagmire was probably on the internet, who’s name would he shout?

[@gamer_guz]

Probably the name of one of his blowup dolls

[@jjfrenzy789]

Na, he quit tinder remember

[@caingamin2]

I love how everyone's internet comes from router underground

[@VJK102]

Imagine the ISP technicians having to fix something in that box XD

[@solanoscrossoverproduction3930]

0:40 BONNIE!!!

[@Eg-yf3lu]

Wait how did Quagmire know his Internet was off?

[@aurorialgaming1935]

You never listen to music when you read?

[@eriklazo5499]

@@aurorialgaming1935 most likely was listening to opera or something like that and when his phone stop playing he realised some one disconnected the internet

[@aurorialgaming1935]

@@eriklazo5499 Exactly. I personally cant stand silence so I have to put on something when I read.

[@eriklazo5499]

@@aurorialgaming1935 same

[@osmacar5331]

probably an alarm, though this is quagmire, his house is... eccentric

[@fairylily73]

Lore : he is reading on his phone and it don't require internet but he sees the bar go down so he says it

[@Rikegile]

0:38 Donna! 0:40 Bonny! 0:43 I’m not on the internet. Some people in this neighborhood read.

[@driftkingofforzatrueameric991]

This is probably the reason why we always have to change our routers they do this to make us buy more.

[@sasir2013]

I've never had to change the router

[@driftkingofforzatrueameric991]

@@sasir2013 you've never had to replace it either.

[@sasir2013]

@@driftkingofforzatrueameric991 not that I remember

[@eternalgaming9705]

"I'm not on the internet. Some people in this neighborhood breed." I'm not the only one that can't unhear it, right?

[@pututunik8748]

fuck, now i cant unhear it

[@spacecat7827]

I like how he doesn't bother reconnecting his friends switches

[@S0ulGh0st]

That torch joke is the best for me xD

[@reiji2620]

I can relate to this... Sadly...

[@MegaVikingen]

Yeah... Reading Playboy or 50 Shades doesn't really count, Glenn.

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

i took a break from reading to watch a family guy clip.... how relevant

[@bird1142]

I like how he knows the internet is disconnected even though he isn’t on the internet

[@Kpimpmaster]

I figured Quagmire would spending his night someone “not questioning who”

[@jamesmoss3424]

That's funny. 🤣👍

[@gremlingaming9139]

Quagmires normal talking voice is loud enough to be heard underground

[@lucase6407]

Imagine a network that can reconnect that fast

[@jonathantiernan6816]

Mum Never Mind Mum Never Mind

[@DanSurgeYT]

Donna!

[@devinbellizia6077]

Bonnie!

[@matthewdennis2911]

I’m not on the internet. Some people in this neighbourhood read.

[@godmode337]

I wonder if he knows he can also read on the internet

[@starietiger9927]

Wow...a day to night transition..!!

[@deucel8007]

The way he made a torch is the Minecraft style lol

[@Helladamnleet]

Ahh, kids keep getting "smarter" but still call any form of internet "Wi-Fi"

[@pancakes8816]

Kids getting smarter? My generation can barely fact check, we ain't getting smarter

[@shawnwalker2739]

@@pancakes8816 So the boomers got to you

[@tibik.8407]

@@shawnwalker2739 Mate, Im 20 and even I know he's right. some people of my age cant fucking write the word Australia...

[@shawnwalker2739]

@@tibik.8407 I'm 20 too, thing is that we see mistakes faster than we do progress.

[@tibik.8407]

@@shawnwalker2739 That goes for all people of age; problem is however, that our group is the most bitchiest one is the entirety of mankind; putting the blame on everyone but themselfs, while crying about being depressed beacuse everyone's treating them the same. I wish the majority would grow a brain, honestly.

[@KingJellalTV]

If Quagmire isn’t on the internet, how did he know Peter pulled the plug on it? 🤔

[@chrisf1600]

That's the joke...

[@bruhhhhh998]

i appreciate how this is horizontal so it doesn't go on yt shorts

[@crystalking784]

Quagmire: jokes on you, I read

[@williamwinder3466]

Haw would Quagmire know if his Internet was out if he wasn't using it.

[@Nuclearburrit0]

Phone

[@whatscout78]

quagmire: hates brian because of how he is also quagmire: does brian stuff

[@mr.sours420growingadventure]

Another classic episode 🌱💨💨

[@toasteracle4521]

A little help on what ep and season this is thankss

[@anthonydickens7111]

0:32 Chris: MOM! Never mind, MOM! Never mind 0:38 Cleveland: DONNA! 0:40 Joe: BONNIE!!! 0:42 Quagmire: I’m not on the Internet. Some people in this neighborhood read

[@christianparrish6647]

Ahhh! Nevermind!

[@1326bigpoppa]

Donna

[@carcker7320]

Bonnie!

[@Halohunter553]

Accurate description of how Australian connect to the internet

[@Jetblast01]

Quagmire actually reads adult magazines for the articles.

[@extremelyvividcardgames7890]

Who was quagmire even talking to? 😑

[@pugtato2196]

Peter obviously

[@whatareyourplanstoday5695]

Scenes like this tells you that after 18 seasons the creators are so damn genius to still entertain us without even forcing the humour

[@guitargod63]

The fact that quagmire knew someone unplugged the internet at that exact moment

[@tsipher]

lol Peter found the tap XD (Technicians will understand)

[@adrianrund4177]

If Quagmire wasn't on the internet, how did he notice that the internet was down?

[@guillermobarroso2990]

He has ultra instinct

[@akhilnair1137]

I guess this is before he found out that there's porn in the internet.

[@HIKARUAUSTIN]

"Time to way too easily make a torch"

[@zack_the_riffer]

My internet LITERALLY went out watching this! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@arthurmorgan7642]

Am I the only one who thaught Peter's crotch was in fire in the thumbnail? I don't know this episode so maybe he set them on fire later after this clip.

[@sypheur27]

I wanna know how Chris’s internet came back so fast, mine takes up to 5 minutes to reboot when unplugged

[@dannygjk]

It feels like 5 minutes but I think it's about 2 minutes.

[@dimebagdarrell6564]

0:27 😂 LOL movies really are like that