Family Guy - Real cowboys don't choose their horse

Season 19 episode 20: First blood

[@simplesimon031]

Peters face shows so much hidden sadness that I never thought possible with so little

[@simplesimon031]

@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 sorry your name says no boys allowed

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Gamble Bet

[@Gohbbugohkyubbu0036]

It hilarious

[@devill2312]

yeah true he is sad just like me im alone and sad too sadd :D

[@Gohbbugohkyubbu0036]

@@devill2312 no you not alone or sad.you just very bored, never alone brotha

[@randylalrinsanga3078]

Peter awkwardly being alone in the crowd is me in every social gathering lol

[@billybongthornton777]

Same haha

[@rogerbertrand9406]

You and me both, unless i take charge.

[@doomerantiboomer206]

I'll touch you. Once or twice.

[@InfernosReaper]

Yeah, can't help but feel like this is taken from something, but I'm having trouble placing it... If so, it's probably something I saw as a child

[@bradydefelice2944]

Same and it sucks

[@simpanzee1006]

I wanted Joe's horse to have one of those animal wheelchairs

[@God-ch8lq]

johnny joestar

[@wolfclaw719]

man I hate to be the one to break this to ya but; a crippled horse is glue

[@kingmichealthefirstofroman2278]

@@wolfclaw719 and good target practice

[@God-ch8lq]

@@kingmichealthefirstofroman2278 talk about beating a dead horse

[@MemeSlayer982]

@@kingmichealthefirstofroman2278 and a good excuse to put down an animal.

[@TheNucaKola]

Damn this is too relatable, poor Peter

[@Maestrosendgame]

He deserves it and more

[@gambler942]

you're kidding me right

[@hp_0189]

High school dances 😂

[@ananthakrishnan4754]

Wait!!! What!!!

[@Donkyelburro]

Too relatable

[@SurferKenTV3]

Peter missed a grand opportunity to bring the breeding bull to Horse Prom. Could’ve even wore the sport jacket

[@N28-h9m]

He went to his house without informing in advance and thus things didn't work out

[@ryanrios4328]

The breeding bull is a relationship full of abuse and toxic. Literally raped peter the first time they met.

[@mydogbrian4814]

> Now your talking! - But Peter should be walking around & standing with a slouched, high rump posture from all the romantic bull's abuse.

[@alexiatr]

It took him years of therapy to leave that toxic relationship and you want him to bring him back to his life, no thank you 🤣🤣🤣

[@N28-h9m]

@@alexiatr it will take another few years of therapy to get out of this embarassment .. those f*cking choosy horses..

[@LordKrhiyos]

If you weigh over 250 pounds it becomes stressful on the horse and can hurt them. It’s very safe to say that Peter is likely close to 300lbs

[@danielmalone4446]

hes a cartoon

[@Maestrosendgame]

Nah he’s apparently been the same 250 pounds (except for a few occasions) for decades

[@brodypenn]

True. Remember when DJ Khaled literally broke a horses back from riding it

[@Liyahhbabyyy]

@@brodypenn LOL DEADASS?

[@God-ch8lq]

yup, tho i worked with a gigantic horse named bruno, he was stronk enough to carry an 8 man chariot and outrun cars driving at the allowed speed in these roads his previous owner abused him, so he doesnt like people, to say the least, so if u attempt to ride him, you'll become a red splat on the wall the only guy he likes is a coworker of mine, who is the only guy who can get anywhwre near him without breaking a bone or two, nobody knows why he probably could carry peter, but he'll most likely kill peter before he gets the chance

[@NightShadow720]

This is vaguely a reference from the 1986 romantic comedy-drama film, "Pretty in Pink". Poor Peter. None of those horses would choose him.

[@Jolland]

Lol. I kinda thought it was a reference to Mr. Hands. (Don't look it up)

[@offthewall2017]

Family guy writers are really obsessed with making ancient movie references for some reason lmao

[@themanofconstantsorrowelia1929]

@@offthewall2017 because it's from a time when they grew up

[@offthewall2017]

@@themanofconstantsorrowelia1929 yeah back 20 years ago sure but aren't all those guys dead or retired now

[@Prashant-xl1rv]

Oh, I thought it was a reference to Harry Potter. *The Wand chooses the Wizard, Mr Potter*

[@Did_No_Wrong]

Don't worry. His childhood horse neighbor who he's known for years will surely burst through that door in a fancy bowtie and offer Peter a dance.

[@EnchantedSmellyWolf]

Like every 80s movie. Everybody deserves a chance to win. And after a courtship in bed.

[@samuelmoya1230]

Notice how quagmire isn’t even in the ballroom with that horse anymore 😂

[@Blotto105]

Quagmire is there, his horse is there. Quagmire is just out of frame when the camera zooms out.

[@doomerantiboomer206]

@@Blotto105 nope. He fucked that horse

[@spacequack5470]

​@@Blotto105Incorrect

[@pawal6002]

Who else but Quagmire

[@daviddavid-rq9db]

That part when his eyes filled with tears after those two horses laughed at him, but tried to be strong strong 😂

[@crackpapa_]

"And when the dance was done, the horses proceeded to mount their partners. Except for Peter. Nobody wanted to mount him. The end"

[@blackcat09tails55]

I guess that's why cowboys are bowlegged

[@mydogbrian4814]

> Well it was the Prom! - What do you do after, to justify the effort & the experience.

[@aDespondentThespian]

Gross dude.

[@18themxxn_]

YEEEHAW

[@Mortablunt]

Going Mr Hands!

[@grrrrliz]

Can we talk about how good the later seasons of Family Guy have been? The writers have really stepped it up

[@acsone3546]

I agree 19 and 20 had some amazing episodes, best one is probably Customer of the Week

[@bryantjauregui965]

Me: is this really necessary? West: Yes. Yes it is.

[@kzman1173]

Season 21 was pretty good too, I think it helps they aren't just doing cutaways to celebrities that I don't even know. They really liked to do that for a while and if you don't know them the jokes don't land

[@chroz68]

since season 17 for me has been the best. i love seeing something that i dont have to take seriously and just laugh at it because it's relatable

[@cwied2150]

The manatees have been killing it

[@PixelPuma]

Peter’s facial expressions and the way he dances 80s style got me! 🥺❤️ One of my favorite FG scenes 🥰

[@zoidlloyd7736]

I can see how that left a guy following a chick in the club to the bathroom n beating her up inna stall. I watch a lot of news rejection does hurt but hey least few of use thinks this is real ❤

[@PhoenixFeather09]

Yep... that was me at school dances. I never got asked to dance... but I didn't dance by myself, I just went to the food table and ate alone.

[@stormgirl09]

hell i didnt even go to school dances at least you went.....🤷‍♀🤣

[@casson9267]

Damn 😕

[@Mortablunt]

Asked for dates a ton. No success. Tried to get dances at the dances. No success. I swear it left scars.

[@mauroluiss]

mee too 😢

[@chef2042]

I’m suing Family Guy for literally using my life in a cutaway.

[@cyanado2697]

Damn I actually feel bad for peter...

[@gamermixy.t3664]

This is the same pain what Peter felt , when your other friends have gf and you don't but you pretend to be happy in front of them 😂

[@HansBohr]

Felt like this for me during elementary school dances. Hit too close to the chest for me, but still funny

[@joellim6988]

Elementary doesnt count

[@Superfan109]

Poor Peter….now he knows how Meg feels almost everyday…rejection.

[@khrystynalyra]

Even horses understand that he is too heavy to ride

[@imbigtom.lifeisanamazingjo2602]

Draft Horses can handle heavy people

[@khrystynalyra]

@@imbigtom.lifeisanamazingjo2602 a horse can carry 20% of its weight

[@Giniro_No_Suisei]

​@@khrystynalyra This is around 272 kg. Peter Griffin is only around 122kg.

[@ElEdRida]

People: I miss old family guy, family guy is so unfunny now Also people when they watch a family guy clip from the newer seasons: This is one of the few times when family guy is funny again!

[@unknownuser4224]

Litterly

[@lutherholayeahme7449]

Fax

[@ayoutubechannel3813]

Family Guy nowadays is a show that is much better out of context.

[@hudeyfaabdi610]

Every. Single. Time🤦🏽‍♂️😭😭😭

[@leavemealone802]

Both are right. There was a period where family guy was painfully unfunny. Nowadays they have random good moments. It happens, the Simpsons are on a rise too

[@mrgopnik5964]

W. West: “You don’t choose your horse, the horse chooses you” 14 y.o. girls with rich dads: *laughs hysterically*

[@MrJavixd1000]

14 y.o. girls with rich dads aren't real cowboys

[@Lords1997]

Honestly one of the best scenes of family guy. Hits you

[@Hikaru0kamiki]

I have many questions, how joe gonna ride a horse or what quagmire is gonna do to the horse after XD

[@Sandy_bones]

@@Adam-326 how do you know the horse is a dude?

[@Baburun-Sama]

Yoshi is the One who's a Horse/Dino Hybrid.

[@Ink40912]

It was the best cutaway ever!!!! Whoever came up with the idea is sick 🤣

[@rejvaik00]

It's a reference to a movie from 1986 called pretty in pink

[@karthikeyanpt9002]

I cannot spot Quagmire in the final dancing clip 😂

[@Ari-hl9sr]

Who else but quagmire

[@rftulie]

Yeah, I figured since he was the first guy selected, there was probably going to be more than just dancing going on. Giggity.

[@henryairconcepts2999]

I was Peter at a club once. Went home crying 😭

[@star3catcherSEQUEL]

This hurt me more than it should have.

[@river2282]

The blonde horse looks like he's talking to a draft horse, and that draft horse doesn't choose him either, well deserved

[@jackofficialTM]

Lol

[@jaylene.turner6524]

Poor Peter. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@water9892]

how the hell is Joe going to ride that horse lol

[@askinnyball785]

The horse is gonna ride him

[@solar0wind]

There are saddles for people with paralysed legs. It's harder to ride the horse though because you can't give it input/commands with your legs.

[@water9892]

@@solar0wind oh wow i didn't know that, that is pretty cool

[@Chloe11501]

@@askinnyball785 my thoughts exactly

[@mydogbrian4814]

- Technocrats have no business Critiquing cartoons! -Why? > Because they'll tell you that Mice (Micky) don't talk & the Duck (Donald) should wear pants. ( Disney )

[@funnygamertwat8879]

Peter eventually said "Screw this I'm ordering a uber" "Actually Peter, the uber chooses you"

[@martinbecker2164]

I always get schadenfreude when I see peter suffering in some way.

[@Himdatboiii]

Don’t we all 😂

[@oscaradeaza1203]

This is so dark and emotional.

[@nathanhale7444]

Can't blame the horses. He's a broken back waiting to happen..... In more ways than one if ya know what I mean. They don't call it horse sence Fer nuthin

[@kaleking1516]

I low key love the fact that no horse chooses him 😂😂

[@gammaraider]

It's not low key if you tell everyone tho ;-)

[@slackmartin7610]

Low key? What are you, like 12 years old?

[@kaleking1516]

@@slackmartin7610 I’m 5

[@kaleking1516]

@@gammaraider okay

[@0MrUnknown0]

Don't listen to them, it can be as low key as you want it to be! 🗝️👍

[@Baburun-Sama]

...because Most Marios can Have their own Yoshi. For me: "Real Plumbers don't choose their Yoshi. The Yoshi chooses them"

[@jonathankruger6356]

Describes my love life perfectly

[@PaulyWally30]

This song never gets old 😂

[@lovingmyglock21]

name of the song? ?

[@JrzG85]

@@lovingmyglock21 OMD - If You leave

[@TheDeathmail]

And this is how Meg always feels...

[@midnightmoth1]

I side with the horses. Them horses KNOW Peter about to do something stupid with them.

[@andrewleyton6689]

1:32 me at my 20s with no girlfriend no friends, and away from my family because of college

[@Eric_1991]

I feel your pain Peter. A horse never chose me either

[@xiimooniixmoon2988]

ew man

[@isaacb7197]

@@xiimooniixmoon2988 ew what? 🙄

[@alexiatr]

The horse dancing killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@malin6951]

Thanks for the hat Wild West! Actually Peter, The hat chooses you..

[@lewisdutra6104]

I coukd understand horses not wantkng Peter because he is heavy, but the fact that the last 2 horses tease Peter with hope before laughing at him...That too much like Middle/High School dance.

[@CompleteAnimeFan]

Poor Peter. Even Mr Hands couldve found a horse

[@Baburun-Sama]

Mr Hands is the Fear Jasha Lottin is also the Fear But Mr Hands and Jasha Lottin mixed together... THAT WOULD BE A CATASTROPHE!!

[@skaldlouiscyphre2453]

Mr Hands was a whorse.

[@xZippy]

It's hard to find this funny because it hits so close to home.

[@glaive616]

I feel this is insanely accurate, this is what horses do.

[@familygash7500]

"Peter, ... the horse is here."

[@jimmyjames3819]

I was at my cousin's wedding and the bride's big fat cousin was dancing exactly like peter was😂omg!!! I think someone got it on their phone

[@comrademo8419]

All those horses have dodged a bullet by rejecting Peter. This is the lesser evil.

[@dhirendrabiswal]

What's that song

[@keithmills778]

"If You Leave," by Orchestral Manouvers In The Dark

[@fablethewolf825]

Maybe if Peter got a damn treadmill and put a smidge of effort into his appearance, the horses would start paying attention. Seriously though, horses are actually extremely empathetic, which is why they're often used as therapy animals. They're very good at detecting emotions, repressed or otherwise. If you're nervous, it'll make the horse nervous too and they'll shy away from you. Shockingly like in actual dating, horses are more at ease with confidant partners who know what they're doing.

[@0816M3RC]

They were mocking him which is hardly called for.

[@blackcat09tails55]

Remember what Peter has done, animals are a remarkably good judge of character (remember that horse when Peter wanted to be a horse breeder, remember what happened to it)

[@jakethesnake4971]

They're so many rules to be a cowboy 🤠

[@Isaiahtherockstar1937]

Like what

[@jakethesnake4971]

@@Isaiahtherockstar1937 I'll never know

[@Isaiahtherockstar1937]

@@jakethesnake4971 just give me one

[@jakethesnake4971]

@@Isaiahtherockstar1937 bro my comment was eluding to the fact that I know nothing about being a cowboy. Lol. If you really need one: one must cover private parts with large cowboy hat.

[@Isaiahtherockstar1937]

@@jakethesnake4971 no hold on real cowboys don't deside on comment the comment chooses them

[@olivernguyen50]

I am too scared to know what quagmire is going to do with the horse afterwards

[@WiserDaley-bz1rw]

Rejection is by itself one of the most difficult pain to deal on earth.

[@Kurdain]

Really surprised Joe's horse wasn't on 4 wheels.

[@iceluvndiva21]

Uh... That's partly true. The horse usually choses who they bond with, not the other way around. My former ridding teacher tryed having me ride a very stubborn horse and she wouldn't change her mind till I had a breakdown. We stopped going because of her and her inability to see that the horse in question didn't want me on it's back.

[@jotaroandtheworldofdolphin79]

This is awfully relateable (thought i never was at a prom.)

[@maljo4604]

Man these newer episodes are so much funnier, the way Peter just awkwardly dancing alone trying not to frown. Much better than the past few episodes like the one with that insufferable lawyer character, or Doug.

[@Tzgrey77]

Doug sucks - don't know why they made so many episodes with him

[@mit6089]

I thought doug was annoying until i’ve seen the lawyer guy… bruhh who approved that

[@Allisori]

Definitely thought Joe's one was going to be in a wheelchair

[@mr.carguy654]

The cowboy looks like the narrator from 'The Big Lebowsky'

[@lucaricci7827]

Right!!

[@chuumon95]

That whole scene is just wrong and dirty. Though if I was a horse I wouldn’t choose Peter either. Oh the back pains.

[@fembrony2891]

Average Brony Party:

[@samanthacarpenter3336]

This is why I always snuck my horses sugar cubes, you gotta bribe them.

[@liliavazquez3976]

0:19 HaHaha They're Throwing A Horse Prom Or A Horse Party LOL! 😂😂😂

[@colonel_cookies_]

this is the most violent Family Guy clip I've ever seen

[@datemasamune2904]

Considering how badly Peter treats animals, I can’t say I feel the least bit bad.

[@otakujin100]

Don't forget that he's a sociopath who killed, beat up others badly, and made his family suffer due to his stupidity.

[@teasaki]

Poor me in me younger days :(

[@Pandora234able]

How is it now?

[@teasaki]

@@Pandora234able time passed and i gave up. No happy ends to me.

[@youdontneedtoask1173]

IF YOU LEAVE. I WON'T CRY. I WON'T WASTE ONE SINGLE DAY, BUT IF YOU LEAVE, DON'T LOOK BACK. I'LL BE RUNNING THE OTHER WAY. SEVEN YEARS WENT UNDER THE BRIDGE. LIKE TIME WAS STANDING STILL. HEAVEN KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS NOW, YOU'VE GOT TO, YOU'VE GOT TO SAY YOU WILL

[@LordAurix]

You're welcome to make fun of me for saying this, but that blonde horse? Handsome as hell.

[@jas9574]

Sometimes being attractive is all about confidence.

[@BladeoftheDarkmoon]

@@jas9574 cap

[@Pandora234able]

@@jas9574 Gotta have something to be confident about

[@yeyo3659]

Damn those last two horses were super hot... poor Peter 😢

[@kaltinhomer4853]

Me playing rd2 and fighting a wild horse to the ground so i can start level one bonding,,

[@bradshawfamily7555]

Peter: "I want til death back🥺😭"

[@frilliflove2424]

Okay, maybe some parts of Modern Family Guy are good

[@mickaelbeck5604]

I swear to God : I laughed so hard on this : the horse , the catlle and the hat ! 😂 Poor Peter😂

[@Grimshawpoet]

Karma from ignoring his own family

[@sussybaka119]

Is it sad that I relate to Peter in every social situation?

[@NikhilKumar-im8ls]

Too relatable with the darkness that is my life....

[@yuankun99]

That was actually real sad.

[@JustMarty]

Comedy comes in three lol, that hat one got me fucked up.

[@KenanVonKaiser]

The Horse Is Here!

[@fransuke12]

Song 𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗲 by 𝗢𝗠𝗗 you're welcome!

[@HarryGzi]

I came here for song what is it ?

[@NolDragon]

I mean, at the last second of the video it almost looks like Joe's horse ditched him.

[@TheCuadman]

by the end of the scene, Quagmire and his horse already left somewhere private to close the deal

[@icon767]

The fact that the rejections didn't stop him from dancing>>> Like Peter Griffin, dance away your sorrow brethrens!

[@worldtronik]

Peter’s 80’s dance😅

[@linkman4432]

I've been there. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. That level of humiliation scars you deep.

[@Henry_Kezo]

0:08 look how he thinks everything will get his ways 😂

[@avacadonacho]

This feels like a personal attack.

[@akbrahma7739]

This is probably what inspired some genious rejects to develop the motor car back in 1890s

[@marklai6952]

Family guy shows need development instead of flanderizations.

[@victormagoco9752]

Not really, it’s an episodic comedy, it’s meant to be milked for all it’s worth then disappearing

[@Iuckystrike]

beautifully done television. this might be one of the greatest family guy snippets of all time. FOR CHRIST

[@trinstonmichaels7062]

Poor Peter he can never be a real cowboy.

[@warjdani]

Every middle school dance I've ever been in.

[@mauriceisaac3646]

The only part of the episode I liked, from the music to the horse tricking Peter.

[@GabrielSamaniego-u1f]

What was the song at the horse prom?

[@riyadhrafiq8632]

The way Peter dances is soooo 80s. Love it!!!!