Family Guy - Rupert at work

Season 19 episode 20: First blood

[@ComicalRealm]

Stewie truly is a strange creature. Smart enough to make a time machine and a device that let's you travel the multiverse but not smart enough to know that guys can't get periods or that his teddy bear isn't alive

[@olavihekandjo2928]

He is a baby.

[@thunderstrider2634]

Most babies do not know how to make time machines

[@Seriona1]

@@thunderstrider2634 key word. Most.

[@ImADeity]

@@Seriona1 a non-zero chance

[@martyn4422]

Of course he is alive. He clearly threw that stapler at his secretary.

[@nathanhudson-young2460]

I don't care how Stewie got pregnant, I want to know how Rupert, a teddy bear, was able to throw a stapler.

[@S0ulGh0st]

You and me, pal...

[@batasgamer8511]

rupert is a scp

[@belun6462]

There is an episode where a plush toy Giraffe throws up all over an Uber.

[@mew10521]

Ha ha ha ha

[@theotherohlourdespadua1131]

I mean might as well ask how his old teddy bear Oscar managed to hang himself after painting Stewie's portrait. Then again we saw that bear move on its own...

[@kingkrysen]

Rupert is basically the Plank of the show lol

[@andyshistorylessons8278]

You’re right!

[@pazhampori9470]

Underrated

[@kalagoddess3843]

ohhhhhhhhhh call back

[@Akshay-Raut]

Ed, Edd and Eddie

[@Helladamnleet]

@@Akshay-Raut bpbpbpbpbppbp yeah!

[@Bram25]

"I am not going to ask about feminine hygiene products on 4Chan!" Made me laugh so hard my lung ruptured.

[@NightShadow720]

Stewie did actually made himself pregnant one time from that previous episode where he tried to bond with Brian more. He wanted to start family with him and their crosbred babies. And that picture of Stewie with his and Rupert's child on the phone is sweet.

[@awildtannerwasfound5045]

A baby and a teddy bear having a child. The world is a bad place sometimes.

[@dashingdave8539]

Are you sure it's not rupert as a baby? Because in the episode Stewie was just overreacting about being pregnant so

[@Castigar48]

son we do not talk about that episode. lord knows how many people dropped the show for that one

[@Spingerex]

@@Castigar48 Honestly gross ass shit

[@Popcultureguy3000]

@@Castigar48 That was the _last episode_ [Adult Swim] chose to air of Family Guy once they learned they lost the license to rerun the show. And it wasn’t the next to air, *they CHOSE that episode!*

[@vinyldash2333]

If I had a nickel for every time Stewie got pregnant, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's still weird that it happened twice.

[@Hyper_Drud]

It happened TWICE?!

[@vinyldash2333]

@@Hyper_Drud yes. Once here, and once in that one episode where he gets himself pregnant with Brian's puppies.

[@tiaaaron3278]

@@Hyper_Drud Once it happened for real and it was horrific.

[@edatheowllady9518]

@@tiaaaron3278that was a dark day for television…

[@Salithin]

I feel like someone on the writers team needs to have their hard drives checked

[@rejvaik00]

I like that one time when Rupert became alive after Stewie left the room and said to the other stuffed animals "You guys know I'm straight right?"

[@silvercomics3517]

Not again! I can’t do this again! I can’t handle another “Stewie is pregnant” episode!

[@yunusei]

Just gross

[@getrudecheptoo7997]

@@yunusei Right? Hated it the first time

[@magma41158]

Luckily for you. He doesn't get pregnant in the episode

[@theanimeunderworld8338]

He's not Just delusion

[@robbieking4070]

Luckily he’s not pregnant, just really really stupid.

[@PhantoMace2012]

The absolute best part of this is the writers know you can’t show Rupert (an inanimate bear) throwing the stapler, so he is not in the shot when the stapler is thrown

[@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917]

They showed him moving in a recent episode.

[@supernotnatural]

Also proves that Stewie isn't lying. It's alive

[@busterhikney6936]

The bear was clearly intimate with Stewie

[@jairusjackson7799]

I think it’s safe to say Stewie has become delusional over the years

[@Resi1ience]

Or he's a baby. Post above me is bait, by the way.

[@historyandfun980]

Like most woke people do

[@TopdawgAnderson]

The griffin gene is kicking in

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

*they made him into what he hated and refused to be*

[@arthurmartin4616]

Not like he started out the most stable

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Rupert really needs to stop asking about feminine hygiene on /d/ and /b/

[@bigmeknurgle]

Pip, you're everywhere I go, and that includes 4chan apparently. Not a problem, just strange. Kudos on the Grumps archives btw

[@ImmaLittlePip]

@@bigmeknurgle thanks

[@animateddepression]

Try /pol

[@awepossum1059]

or /mlp/

[@ninhibuka5614]

Rupert goes in 4chan 😂😂😂

[@daikucoffee5316]

At work probably

[@ImmaLittlePip]

He lurks /b/

[@wizardofoz9803]

Is he /our/guy?

[@animock3051]

@@wizardofoz9803 4 UUUU

[@fransuke12]

Stewie is sooooo delusional PERIOD!

[@estebangutierrez160]

To be fair he is a baby, but I'm starting to wonder if Seth MacFarlane is running out of ideas to do with Stewie

[@TheNerovar]

@@estebangutierrez160 Seth dont write this stuff, the writers do. If i remember right, Seth him self made only 3 episodes from this show.

[@estebangutierrez160]

@@TheNerovar either way, this episode is really random.

[@olavihekandjo2928]

Aren't all babies?

[@prarambhaaryal6621]

@@olavihekandjo2928 all babies get pregnant with their teddy bear at 3 nope 🤣

[@schboove2668]

And Stewie’s already been pregnant and given birth at this point.

[@erikrasmussen369]

Who knew Rupert was as bad as Stewie?

[@jaylene.turner6524]

Poor Stewie. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xxshadowzxx0091]

Don't ask Rupert about his business 😂

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

I don’t usually laugh out loud watching Family Guy clips but when Rupert didn’t answer the phone and ignores a text of “WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU??” that killed me. 🤣 A different kind of Family Guy joke.

[@carterher8082]

0:51 He through stapler like it’s part of WWE LOL 😂 😂😂😂😂😂

[@martellonero1913]

Mi ha fatto morire dal ridere questo video 🤣🤣🤣

[@darkspark5854]

All that brain power, yet stewie doesn’t release he’s a boy. Wait, he is a boy, right???

[@Geo_TV]

Yes. In one episode Peter was babysitting him and measured both of their penises. It flipped to Peter putting his hand on his chin and saying "it was a stupid game anyways". Even Stewie has a bigger wang than Peter. But having a penis doesn't make him a boy because you know it's 2022 and he can identify as a cat If he wanted to. But in all senses and purposes Stewie is male.

[@Geo_TV]

Remember south park had a similar episode where they had bleeding through their anus's and they thought it was their puberty.

[@tallmadgeinsanityanimation9005]

Season 19 episode 20 is tales of former sports glory

[@Johnsmith99663]

Literally on 4channel as I'm watching this lmao

[@notaseagull3320]

You gotta relax with that site, man.

[@falco1488]

Based

[@mardillie]

The comments are like duh. Stewie is very smart his character is meant to be an abnormal baby. He has guns, can build advanced scientific shi but they also put stuff in there to remind us that he is still a baby also. Like Rupert,*his imagination husband of the week*, him coloring, reading nursery rhymes when Rupert broke his heart.. him being pregnant, think he's having periods. Etc. He still doesn't know that stuff cause he s a baby. Which makes it even more funny😂😂😂😂. Y'all are Soo serious on here. Y'all will spoil a wet dream..

[@caelum8160]

Family Guy really going hard on this omegaverse AU 😭

[@kellycochran6487]

You guys laugh: I worked for a Navy Chief who threw a stapler once when she was told to let us go home because they were doing asbestos abatement outside our office. When I called my detailer, he saw where I was posted (he had left the command right before I got there) and said "Do you work for Chief "H?" I said yes, he said "She threw a stapler at us once."

[@TheCNYMike]

Rupert is part weeping angel.

[@Mike-mi7vn]

A moment of silence for all the babies named Stewie.

[@christopheredwards788]

Damn Rupert! How he do that!?

[@ImADeity]

Well Rupert is a psychokinetic being. He has the ability to manipulate reality at his win but keeps it simple for Stewie's sake

[@SufferingSuccotash]

Pure rage

[@alexthehooligan]

Stewie’s phone is the size of his damn torso

[@dinomanny41]

These Stewie episodes are just getting crazier and weirder😳

[@ThomasLaang]

Clearly Rupert is a Top Bear...

[@carlos.a.vcarvajal6119]

Alll these situations are really weird... in many .....many strange ways...

[@herohut725]

Damn, Rupert is hardcore

[@marcusmckanbackman]

Just noticed that Stewie has gone from Diapers to Undies... Now that's character development!

[@nonthing8317]

Robert could be alive I mean Stewie is smart he could have given Robert a conscience at some point but left out his ability to move talk or die

[@ivygirl9119]

SpongeBob: Imagination! 🤗

[@MPATTON15]

I’m starting to think bro is sentient

[@sarahserenityqueen117]

Rupert is secretly the bear from Imaginary

[@greenweeaboo8924]

my receptionist:"i have harrison on lines 1 and 2 he wishes t----" me:"breaks a lamp like a beer bottle with a back away sounding growl" my receptionist:"um harrison, he`s in the middle of an agreement with knowing how many tickets he should be giving away he`s not sure when he`ll return"

[@youtubenutzer1236]

I miss the old stewie!

[@TokenChineseGuy]

Ever notice Rupert’s weird human eyelids in Stewie’s contact photo?

[@rexflamevermillion5527]

dam rupert.....she asked nicely

[@SorceressRose]

It took them 19 years, but Stewie is now potty trained I think. lol

[@Jeopardangelo]

This is season 20 episode 19.

[@kevinlane1219]

It was actually due to a slip-and-slide accident.

[@theodorecrosshair2747]

How can Stewie build a time machine and also think he’s pregnant?

[@andywood5699]

If the baby can talk then the bear can throw a stapler.

[@soulassassin0g]

You know what, this might sound dumb, but Stewie has been pregnant before and gave birth, so, with that, he might've actually had a period since he doesn't abide by the laws of nature.

[@RevansZombie]

Never in my life would I hear shows like The Boys and Family Guy bring up 4chan.

[@LucianDevine]

That's a clear case of being out of staples, and we all know it!

[@krish5123]

nice

[@loganw1232]

Feel like Rupert is tired of the stuff Stewie puts him through.

[@Moses-N.C]

Where did stewie bring that phone out from?

[@845835]

Accurate

[@vincentvalentine4401]

Jesus Christ I never in my life would’ve thought a show like family would know about 4chan. I was falling asleep when I heard this. Thought I was going schizophrenic

[@My-Bullet-Hit-A-Star]

The only reason this isn’t going to Far is because it’s a Cartoon.

[@bigchinboisanimations9673]

Bruh, what the hell did they do to Stewie. Do they remember he’s a infant

[@ignaciorivas8216]

Right! What the fuck happened to this show

[@Tmanaz480]

He's not an infant, he's a toddler.

[@simpsonsrus7176]

Stewie got pregnant by getting a lack of blood and spotting.

[@ghhn4505]

Hearing Stewie say "4chan" is so weird to me

[@prosenjeetdas4304]

Why so much adds in this small clips

[@Sclzbot92]

0:43 Mr Rupert’s profile pic

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

*again?* *Cause yeah . . ..that happened before unfortunately*

[@nekozombie]

this show is so

[@sethleoric2598]

Rupert uses 4chan? That explains a lot i think.

[@ProtomanButCallMeBlues]

4chan is perfect for Rupert, closeted homosexuals who masquerade as ultra right homophobes

[@foxiflakes8245]

this show has been really weird lately

[@amilueur]

This is the first season I've stopped watching in over 20 years.

[@wasimal-faisal2783]

😂😂😂

[@leonelmartinez2486]

They really need to get new writers that aren't 40 year old Jews who get all their news from facebook

[@garbagelmao2730]

60 shekels have been removed from your account

[@zantuchiha2634]

And he's supposed to be a genius?

[@lemfarba4827]

Am I the only one that noticed what a hot little number that secretary is?

[@loggernamy]

0:43 did you see the baby?

[@stevenlopez6625]

Wow?.

[@Mikevr.527]

Thing

[@WJ4321]

Wasent stewie suppose to be evil?

[@evilgamemichaelsperling8736]

So Stewie got pregnant I never seen that before

[@slimeinabox]

I always thought Rupert was the woman in the relationship…

[@RazorRevenge]

Stevie has already been pregnant before. Why is he freaking out?

[@andreaswwe1994]

Ragazzo della Noemi sono loro che mi dicono che mi ammazzi di botte io mi difendo cosa devo fare

[@c0rxpseb0i13]

But how does a baby have a phone?

[@jackfreeman1776]

Family Guy mentioning 4chan shouldn’t exist at all, and yet here we are.

[@ThatOneToucan]

Why?

[@alphaghoul]

4chan? Weird that they’re finally doing stuff relevant to younger generations.

[@ameerrahman9269]

How da fuc that teddy bear can be a boss at the office... even I'm still unemployed here.. what wrong with this world right now...tbh i don't care

[@qanonfighter8623]

4chan

[@jakethesnake4971]

Rupert is a real womanizer

[@OmeroPerez]

They shouldn’t have zoomed in for the throwing of the stapler. That really hurt the joke.

[@gamermixy.t3664]

Wtf ! 😂😂😂

[@frankbooth5150]

This is vile .

[@octopii3362]

Rupert does stuff with stewie

[@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty]

Stewie wearing undies is cursed. He's a baby he should wear diapers.

[@chexo3]

Transmasc Stewie? I’m so confused

[@aragonmoralesfaustodavid5548]

Rupert based?

[@MegaHerc956hu]

Not Season 20 Episode 19 - First Blood? Worst episode and season number

[@felyxmillicent6538]

Hangovers suck.

[@lola.cruz916]

Husbands 😅 am I right?

[@Mikevr.527]

U just ruined the hole the

[@syrthdr09sybr34]

This is just too weird. I really liked the old evil Stewie better, they should fire whoever came up with this new garbage.

[@johnnygil5409]

I know Stewie was weird but he is getting weirder 😆

[@Celestial_Wing]

The fuck?

[@rahamanawelenje9955]

Rest In Peace XXXTentacion. Does anybody know when trial is coming ?

[@amilueur]

What's he being convicted of? Having a terrible name and no talent?

[@amilueur]

They should call him XXXtinct.

[@helwrecht1637]

So Seth Macfarlane has made two characters who are self inserts that are obsessed with alive teddy bears Just something I noticed