Fat Jokes with Norm Macdonald

[@GarretSterling]

Wow, every single one of those jokes were heavy hitting!

[@thwart_ass]

they're also hitting heavies

[@christiancaden1278]

you probably dont give a shit but if you're stoned like me during the covid times you can stream pretty much all of the latest movies on Instaflixxer. Have been binge watching with my girlfriend for the last couple of months =)

[@dannythiago8315]

@Christian Caden definitely, have been using instaflixxer for years myself =)

[@Punnybone55]

Literally

[@knotshure8806]

His words have weight bro

[@crashburn3292]

Norm always got a twinkle in his eye when he could make the audience gasp.

[@silverdrillpickle7596]

Yes. That’s a comedian’s heroin.

[@gilson1982]

He was a prick who never amounted to anything beyond SNL.

[@prophthemaster2747]

People literally bigger than life makes everybody gasp kzbin.info/www/bejne/iXTIhWyMnZiKarcsi=QNeF7gzOWR6o9hic

[@adamdesanti6713]

Norm's delivery was always flawless. I rarely saw him stumble over a line, if ever. 100% the fearless stand-up comic.

[@bennett4789]

i saw a clip recently where he messed up a delivery and just said fuck it and dropped the joke altogether. definitely even funnier than whatever the joke was

[@Me-qp8vz]

He stumbles all the time...

[@v.v.7522]

Meanwhile his father, Marlon Brando... ate nine pizzas!

[@utapao74]

For lunch.

[@bertraminc9412]

Ohhh Norm. The truth is so rare to see being dished out with absolutely no filters! Miss you so much!

[@zapkvr]

It's not that rare. Dumbass

[@enterpassword3313]

Brando really did eat 9 pizzas, finally someone brave enough to tell the truth

[@walter2695]

the fat inmate 4 guy rape joke made me laugh the longest. and the ricky lake ones were awesome.

[@dominusetdeus060644]

Same

[@jussikankinen9409]

Prison men are straight but no woman so ass, in freedom fuck woman what would u do in prison

[@paulbartels6585]

Lost thirty lbs for the role

[@RyanBetts]

Nothing is as funny as rape!

[@1blastman]

wasn't a bad joke in there!

[@Lance-Stroll]

That ricki lake pregnant joke is brutal

[@charliemunk2947]

frinking laughed my but off

[@jesserothhammer7378]

@@charliemunk2947 but you kept the other "t", so you couldn't have laughed THAT hard.

[@Bonez0r]

The punchline was the exact opposite of what everyone expected it to be, which made it 100x more hilarious.

[@utapao74]

Not as brutal as seeing her at a Chinese buffet.

[@nystagmus]

Lol

[@artistnyc123]

Norm is the Breaking Bad of comics. Started great and just got better and better to the end....and then it was over. He's sorely missed but his ranking among the best ever continues to rise.

[@gehlen52]

None will beat Johnny Carson's best 'fat-joke' which was his announcement that the last portion of Orson Welles had finally died.

[@20alphabet]

That was a tremendous joke.

[@gehlen52]

@@20alphabet A Colossus of Rhoades joke.

[@inconnu4961]

LMAO!

[@suefox6164]

I love it when comedians are not afraid to tell the truth about people!😂

[@chrismijares488]

Cancer didn’t eat away at Norm MacDonald…. Carnie Wilson did. R.I.P Norm, you magnificent bastard.

[@charlesgreen8703]

Or so the Germans would have us believe!

[@nbaoldgirl]

He would like this joke 😂😂😂

[@derrikferguson3219]

“...the King enjoying a hoagie.”

[@Thedudeabides803]

I was a teenager when I first heard the Roseanne eating Tom joke. It was as good then as it is now. Rip Norm. You helped mold me in laughter.

[@stephenschenider4007]

I miss the 90s in general.

[@bigbromiki1]

It’s John not tom

[@nateq5392]

Pound for pound, these jokes carry a lot of weight!

[@karenelizabeth1590]

Speaking as a longtime fat person, I approve this video

[@Bradley_UA]

More importantly, does it _help_ you?

[@20alphabet]

Pictures?

[@lemo8986]

Man, Norm MacDonald really was tons of fun.... a true heavy hitter in the world of comedy

[@nutsackmania]

very useful comment

[@Bonez0r]

My eyesight is not what it used to be. For a second I thought you said "a true heavy hitler in the world of comedy"

[@BilltheFifth]

Rest in peace Norm. You were taken from us too soon, but I know you're knocking 'em dead up in heaven.

[@micho5141]

Hahahahah Imagine playing this to modern day fat Norm. I love Norm, btw.

[@Bonez0r]

Hey, he only gained that weight for a movie role.

[@Bonez0r]

@@Greylobster It wasn't a specific role, but he figured that they always need a big fat guy in a movie. Turns out they don't. They have plenty of fat guys that are much more experienced at acting and at being a fat guy than Norm.

[@zapkvr]

Dead norm?

[@danofiremano]

The Best Ever on Weekend Update!

[@mechengineer4894]

It's not the shoes that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat - Al Bundy

[@JulesLife]

“Police warn that the woman is armed…, and chinned!”

[@dennisadorno6721]

Norm was the best at delivering the punchline.......The right amount of.......pause.

[@joemagyar7149]

Couldn't get away with this comedy today.

[@Smokey66s]

Political correctness doesn’t have a sense of humor 🤡

[@jeffreym.8957]

I guess you don't watch animated comedy or podcasts? South Park had Sally Struthers looking (and talking) like Jabba the Hut. Family Guy goes after everything.

[@joemagyar7149]

@@jeffreym.8957 I've seen that episode it is old .

[@mattscott2664]

Al Bundy approves.

[@carlinrulez]

The Legend.

[@mattdavis9601]

@@carlinrulez Four touchdowns in a single game!

[@nicholasveiga6289]

For Polk High

[@PenguinDust1969]

[3:32] No one's going to tell a joke like this these days on a major network or service. You were far better than this world deserves, Norm. Rest in peace.

[@dakotakoll-is3rg]

So sad, so true. I've obviously never known the man but I feel deep sorrow for the loss of this brilliance

[@gregunit155]

Fat jokes are timeless.

[@mrlevinielsen]

There’s a fat joke in there but I’m too lazy to think of one

[@monolithgeometry3221]

Only Mr. MacDonald could sell that "fat pig" line

[@Every_Day_islike_Sunday]

Wow thanks for this!! Love it! And thanks for the Rifftrax uploads as well. Subscribed.

[@marcstratmann9806]

Basically ALL of these jokes ( and most jokes by Norm ) are 100% offensive and couldn't be done today. I love it !!!

[@mattrickswayze2917]

Those Ricki Lake jokes were great.

[@AcerTheEraser]

Tremendous compilation. Well done.

[@samdiego1965]

Man I miss the days before this “beautiful at any size” BS

[@wileyschmitt]

And at a time when being healthy is more important than ever.

[@trevorjameson3213]

Yeah well Obese people can say they're big and beautiful all they want. Diabetes and Heart Disease don't know what political correctness is.

[@davepedersen2115]

Thanks for the laughs Norm. RIP

[@mayhemjr.803]

Lol....Rikki Lake.. three times!....Norm was savage!🤣😂😅

[@southpakrules]

He’d never be able to tell these in 1930's Germany.

[@MBT32]

Or so the germans would have us believe...

[@mrlevinielsen]

Literally 1934

[@LordDisneyland]

Unless you got the time machine.

[@andimitris24]

Or in the 2020's America.

[@MattWatkins-s5p]

Allegedly

[@davehire1433]

Joan Rivers might have had the best Liz Taylor fat joke...”Her blood type is Ragu.”

[@brendaschouten-beckett6448]

Remember the one about Liz getting her ears pierced and gravy came out? Also Joan Rivers.😂

[@burkelong4376]

His deadpan delivery and timing were impeccable.

[@charlesbyers6911]

"Then she will eat a huge can of frosting!" I sure miss Norm.

[@Tetleyb]

Could you imagine these jokes today? The world would stop spinning.

[@RadioRich100]

woud love it.

[@armedhobo6398]

I don't think so. Unless you're implying an equal amount of fat people walked in the opposite direction to one another.

[@bluegreensubmarine]

Ricky Lake? More like Ricky Ocean 😂

[@devo076]

Ricki*

[@bluegreensubmarine]

devo076 whogivesashit*

[@devo076]

@@bluegreensubmarine lots of people do, kiddo. You're not going to get anywhere in life being a lazy, illiterate slacker.

[@bluegreensubmarine]

devo076 Names have different spellings and I’m not going to bother checking. Devo was a terrible band btw.

[@devo076]

@@bluegreensubmarine then you're going to have a bad adult life if you're refusing to even care about appearing like you're a competent person. Also that's your opinion. Devo was a great band!

[@groksr]

Norm was just the best

[@duradim1]

I'm sorry to say, that was refreshing!

[@karenelizabeth1590]

Ay, you forgot the fat jokes he was telling about himself when he was actually secretly bloated from anti-cancer steroid meds. Truly the zenith of all fat jokes.

[@naturalfinish]

not really, at this time he was truly focused on the fat and lazy, the cancer stuff came years later

[@guins99]

Norm is the best, even Karen’s watch his content

[@karenelizabeth1590]

@@guins99 I gotta change my name. Maybe Norma.

[@robpelick7460]

Today Norm would have to issue a public apology and be required to undergo "Fatslob Sensitivity Training"

[@ShadowsOnTheScreen]

And he would never do it.

[@anb7408]

I believe Norm’s exact words to that required training would be “f*** off fatass!” LMAO

[@ericzh9984]

Norm would never be able to tell these jokes now. Because he's dead.

[@FunkyGOB]

Lol I always watch your channel for classic MST3K cuts and Rifftrax. I just clicked on this and didn’t recognize it was your channel. Good taste in comedy. Bravo

[@generalzod7959]

Aw man, norm was awesome 👌

[@edwardclark3575]

It's funny cause Norm was good friends with Rosanne. They talked all the time and she used to go on his podcast a lot.

[@davidalexander3320]

He was also a writer on her show before he went to SNL. I'm sure he knew her well enough to know she'd think it was funny too.

[@purplemonkeydishwasher4241]

She went on his podcast once.

[@justusbowman]

@@purplemonkeydishwasher4241She went on his podcast every day. To eat.

[@Appleholic1]

We miss you Norm.

[@SGFTI]

I went to my doctor he told me "Open wide and say 'oink'."

[@bradcurrie6706]

When comedy was actually funny 😂

[@Mike1614YT]

translation: libs suck

[@zapkvr]

The thirties?

[@zapkvr]

@UCtIxo62bxuo_t2AKfqsm7oA you pussies are so friggin easy. I like laughing at Norm but I prefer to laugh at you crying about things you think you can't say

[@GlorifiedTruth]

"Ricki Lake is fat!" LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@kolasom]

Good stuff!! Miss him a lot. 😢

[@DavyoInVegas]

It’s sad that not any of those type of jokes could be done today.

[@Peter_Riis_DK]

Why not?

[@catherinebirch2399]

@@Peter_Riis_DK Because of the woke brigade. We aren't allowed to make fun of anyone now in case they get offended.

[@deadlamp3345]

@@catherinebirch2399well he got fired back then too

[@tommyhaynes9157]

I don't see anyone complaining....except you

[@Peter_Riis_DK]

@@catherinebirch2399 The problem is that a small group has managed to scare most of certain portions of especially the entertainment industry and certainly also the political spectrum, but I gather we see more and more people and companies push back succesfully. I for one is quite astonished it has been allowed to come this far and I think social media with twitter and facebook in front bears most of the responsibility.

[@andrewcramer3690]

That first Liz Taylor joke was SAVAGE!

[@utapao74]

So was her appetite.

[@mickeymcmoore5412]

Every last one of these gems could not be done today.

[@Stuart267]

04:04 Best one. Norm is a comedy God. RIP you Legend.

[@KevinMiller1992]

RIP Norm

[@ManateeMentality]

3:56 I guiltily admit I laughed at this one.

[@celestialscripture]

The joke about cavemen was tops.

[@neebinmakwah349]

I'm still laughing...too funny.

[@jymihawk2740]

Ii miss norm already....his jokes are excellent

[@hughtravels929]

best laugh I've had all week

[@quizmaster85]

Any time Norm did "that" smile (such as at 3:52), he knew he'd trolled the audience big time!

[@Hezfree]

Forgot just how wickedly funny he was. RIP

[@ichhasseamerika]

"Plus it's a great place to meet fat chicks". it's hilarious and you could never get away with that these days even though it's meant in good humour . part of the reason for the death of comedy: political correctness

[@shazbot10]

Another part of the reason for the death of comedy? You guessed it, Frank Stallone

[@danielmiller210]

Damn Norm I sure miss you

[@ShinyHubCaps]

I didn’t even know you could eat flowers

[@marcoevans2155]

Im perfectly slim and trim and find fat jokes hillarious.😂😂😂😂

[@philbrown1474]

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.

[@jasonsullivan5827]

Boy I miss norm Mcdonald best weekend update person ever

[@mvader7188]

Ate 9 pizzas...

[@inconnu4961]

For dessert!

[@solventtrapdotcom6676]

Norm MacDonald did not die. He just went home.

[@fanatamon]

I reckon that fast food outlets should have electric fence charge on the door jambs and if you can’t fit through without touching the doorway you get shocked.

[@turk5832]

I was laughing so hard I swallowed my tongue, ruptured my kidneys and defecated in my underwear. Then I went to the fridge and grabbed me a beer! 😆

[@fluhartz]

He was so amazing

[@kenregan6308]

Just how cool was that? As the 'King of Rockabilly' Carl Perkins sings in his song...Go Cat Go! Would really enjoy seeing Sondre & Tanya tear up the floor with their unique interpretation of this timeless Perkins classic.

[@sheanroche2548]

so good, thank you norm

[@Saanichian]

As a person of girth, I find each and every one of these jokes to be extremely hilarious.

[@Phobero]

I'm a fat pig and I laughed all the way to my sty. "Oink oink oink!"

[@jussikankinen9409]

U lower than pig, insult to pigs

[@inconnu4961]

Thanks for having a sense of humor!

[@farnumbp]

This was from when humor was actually funny.

[@davcar23]

As a fat person I approve these jokes

[@mattdavis9601]

Thank you for being the bigger person.

[@trevorjameson3213]

@@mattdavis9601 LOLOL

[@jeffreym.8957]

Congrats for beating anorexia.

[@nomandad2000]

Man holy cow! He’d never be able to tell these in today’s climate!

[@ShadowsOnTheScreen]

But he would.

[@atworkstation]

RIP Norm MacDonald (1959-2021)

[@keithlauderjr1691]

Pre Fat Shaming i take it.

[@PulledPurk]

The king enjoyed a hoagie

[@utapao74]

Every night before hitting the buffet.

[@mannacler]

These jokes wouldn't fly today.

[@billgateskilledmyuncle23]

The one about Ricki lake losing 30 lb just so she could look pregnant was brutal!

[@vangroover1903]

And the only actual good joke in the lot.

[@GlorifiedTruth]

@@vangroover1903 Agreed, most of the jokes here are obvious and weak.

[@vangroover1903]

@@GlorifiedTruth His batting average was never that great, but he did have a roguish charm.

[@Magravated]

Norm had a knack for poignancy. Straight and to the punch line. Miss you Norm! RIP Man.

[@mikeorclem]

this was hard to swallow...but i did it..with a side of lard.

[@silverdrillpickle7596]

Rikki Lake jokes and thumbs up just keep comin!!!

[@catherinebirch2399]

These jokes are funny, I'd share this video on social media if everyone wasn't so uptight.

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

Or fat.

[@NitroModelsAndComics]

I remember watching SNL just for Norm. OK and Farley. But mostly Norm.

[@scroticle]

So mean spirited, but with a warm smile. Aahhww. The best comic ever, (aside from Mitch Hedberg).

[@clydegoodrich6720]

I'd laugh my own fat ass off if this clip could be hacked onto a Lizzo concert screen. I'll bet lots and lots of fat people are laughing right now!

[@hollysnyder7009]

Norm doesn't give a fuck! Hahaha!! Goddamn I love this guy! ♥️😆

[@RumbleFish69]

Man, you won't find jokes like this today. I'm old school and I find all this hilarious. Jokes that make fun all kinds of things, even if I fall into that category, should never be out of bounds!

[@10_a_see]

I miss the 90s.

[@konnorrockkonnoisseur4970]

3:33 best one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@leew159]

The crazy thing is, Rosanne wouldn't even be considered fat in 2023.

[@MrTomengle]

Best years of SNL. Hasnt been as funny since.