father figure \part 2/

[@casualcynic1758]

“Women like a man who’s prone to violence”

[@jimmyjohnson8065]

Casual Cynic Its true. My ex gf hasnt reported me yet and its been a year.

[@Dr.PeePants]

@@jimmyjohnson8065 you need to hit harder

[@tibbayr699]

"do you want to know how I got these scars"

[@RyeBreadSucks]

If you’re gonna quote someone get the quote right

[@theshoes7488]

Dorian It’s legit the first quote too

[@Jordan-zk2wd]

Damn, I love it when Sam Hyde just takes any situation or stereotype and takes it to the tenth level.

[@sooperd00p]

I have literally met a dude like this in real life. This is not an exaggeration.

[@haterade5137]

@@sooperd00p I've met women like that 😮‍💨

[@ianwazowski5607]

@@haterade5137 I feel like u haven't but this was just an emotional response

[@joeyjustiniani3908]

not stereotype, this is how things are

[@mokla_]

@@joeyjustiniani3908 You are delusional.

[@TheWombatsAreAwesome]

"Do the bye bye thing sam"

[@Ohio.Gozaimasu]

Learn punctuation.

[@charlesgriffingibson]

Sounds like a Ryan Gosling character in a weird way

[@jacobdas13]

I thought the same thing

[@EmilSosnin]

That Boston accent.

[@jdstubbs9535]

You're thinking blue valentine

[@DoomGappy1994]

except he's the opposite of this in that movie

[@axaxz0285]

Sam looks exactly like Ryan Gosling too

[@digitaloctavelol3700]

This is what I imagine my dad would've been like if he hadn't left when I was 2.

[@iHeartOiSkanks]

Are you black?

[@DaxMapsOfficial]

@@iHeartOiSkanks no, he had the opportunity to see his father for 2 years. "They" dont get that privilege.

[@RichieW]

@@iHeartOiSkanks African American. You sick fuck.

[@FumblsTheSniper]

Damn, two whole years? Someone’s privilege is showing.

[@shawnmendrek3544]

Get a black balloon. Like that NF rapper. I read it helps.

[@addiemarieruhome]

“She’s gunna find something, she’s a neurotic mess” hit home for me

[@eXpLiiiSiT]

we know

[@Z1VA]

40%

[@addiemarieruhome]

@@Z1VA good one

[@trolojolo6178]

Me too. And I unfortunately married her and have two kids. My life is now beyond a mess

[@fyrlefanz]

@@trolojolo6178 Ah geez dood

[@junoguten]

>let her walk home >implying she still has a home if that happens

[@junoguten]

o0julek0o Saves you from writing a lot of the sentence.

[@Me3rkPL]

o0julek0o julek nie pierdol

[@wulfocrow5549]

@o0julek0o >dissin meme arrows

[@Malaikat31]

@@o0julek0o NOOOOO MY SECRET CLUB MU FOURCHARINNO MY RULES ONE AND TWO NOOOOO STOOOP

[@casp3r_de_gh0st90]

implying she’s gonna be able to walk home with two broken legs

[@Yosefhouser]

This dad spouts out the real talk.

[@Williamsdshs11]

What was it like seeing this seven years ago? I imagine it was so ahead of its time.

[@deeznutz8320]

@@Williamsdshs11 He basically invented this type of comedy

[@bigshrimp6458]

If only I had watched this video 8 years ago

[@StupidJellyfish]

My Dad was 80% like this. Thus, I can relate by 80%.

[@rereleases]

You lost 40%

[@trollpatrol7039]

He sounds like a pretty cool guy.

[@SquidWillis]

I'm sure they told Sam at 1:22 "Hey make sure you're not too loud because in the last video the audio peaked a little and it didn't sound so good"

[@thankscomputer]

eerily accurate

[@IBlazerI]

I think Sam needed someone to tell him that before he did KSTV too.

[@newwavex8665]

"How I survived highschool", throwback

[@DelinquentDemon]

I thought all 3 takes would've been shot in the same day and edited later

[@Vingul]

@@DelinquentDemon you can see the audio going in the red while recording.

[@pinstripesoulja]

i just realized sam has the exact same shirt as my dad

[@theblackhundreds7124]

What a blessing

[@nonamemcgillicutty9585]

Dude wtf my dad has that shirt too

[@f2detaboada]

News flash, your dad's a boomer

[@geomundi8333]

comedy genius; the body language, the script, its all delivered perfectly.....

[@glueball9511]

its cuz hes not puttin gon a skit hes just being himself lol

[@glueball9511]

@Para Todo *checked by someone not spelling*

[@glueball9511]

@Para Todo respect urself

[@glueball9511]

@Para Todo bro are u a 12 yearold from DR?

[@glueball9511]

soy todos bien

[@xTMillyx]

BAAAIIIYYEEE BAIIIBAAIIYYEEE

[@Sam-rq4yc]

Mark wahlberg is one hell of an actor

[@MandenTV]

Talented actor. I see a bright future. Sam was really good too.

[@sarahsoapovich526]

Lulz

[@vicspegveg]

may he rest in peace

[@theonie5772]

@@vicspegveg BITCH DID HE DIE

[@broncosbroncos5489]

@@theonie5772 😔 yes

[@watermelonhead8054]

@@broncosbroncos5489 wait what? the kid?

[@Nutmegp]

He's wearing dog tags, is this US Marine Hyde?

[@fluffypinkpandas]

YOO ESS MARINE HYYYYYYYDDDEEEE

[@uncleogee604]

L O C K

[@dg_goldenboy]

Those are from pre-ordering Battlefield 4.

[@appalachianexploration5714]

Its "I just got back from nam" hyde

[@sweetdave540]

@@dg_goldenboy haha true

[@egglooke]

Sam Hyde funny ''Bye Bye'' #ByeBye

[@hilolhru]

Zoomer learns valuable life lessons from Jewish Boomer father

[@neighbor472]

zach typical doomer comment

[@popespalace823]

Is... i-is that... WOJAK???!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGHGHGH HOLY FUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK WOJAK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OH MY HOLY FUCKING GOD FUCKING WOJAK YESSSSSSSSSS I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE WOJAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CRAAAAAAAAAVE WOJAK!!!!!!!! I'M A WOJAK BEAST!!!!!! I'M A WOJAK MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A WOJAKBRAIN!!!!!!!!!!! I'M WOJACKING OFF OH MY FUCKING GHODOODDDODODDOOOOOOOOOOOD ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M FCKING COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I'M FUUUUUCKING COMMMMMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!! UNFFFFFF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF YASSSSS YESSSSSS YOOOOOOOOS OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING SO GOOD HERE IT COMES HERE IT COMES THE FUCKING BEST WOJAK ARHGUGHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHGHG YES YES YESSSSSSSSSS UNF YES SOOOOOOOOOONIC HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONIC HEEEEEEEEROOOOOOooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A AHH AHHH AHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHH AHHH AH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSHGOOSHGOOSHGOOSH ABGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSNNSJSDJ FSSSSSSSSHHPPLLLLUGGGHRRRTHTTGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@frankwest7875]

Never hit a girl never ever ever...but

[@georgebsuh5144]

you sound like a commie use words like boomer and zoomer.

[@DBUP-l8h]

@James Hitch. dem boomer comebacks tho

[@B1az1ngSuN]

His skits are the best. I love how the kids fishing pole doesn't have any line lol

[@chrisscofield5663]

Nine times out of ten she's going to take her feet off your dashboard

[@harrylimeracketeer]

9 times out of ten boston female firefighters would smoke these jamokes

[@mhmsure6682]

“Look, ya nevah evah hit a girl. Ya nevah. But..”

[@stevenharrisburg]

oh man, this series is absolutely hilarious already

[@mbalfour]

Shame it got cancelled

[@nfaisnfgay]

@@mbalfour(((THEY))) canceled it

[@ydxo2526]

i didnt do the minivan thing we didnt get u ya snack packs and all that

[@shawnmendrek3544]

Nice height on the pants when sitting down, nice tough, king of subliminals. The kid laughing at end was great, even the kid knows humor at a young age.

[@kim-jong-poon]

Thank you Sam. Now I don't have to have this talk with my son. I can just sit him down in front of the computer, play this video and go back in the garage... The only goddamn place I can get some peace and quiet.

[@Rkenichi]

Thanks computer

[@griffin.xxxxxx]

the constant reeling and casting really sells it

[@erikcampbell1370]

the train horn at 2:15 makes that scene, unintentional too cause you can see Sam start smiling and hear the cameraman laughing as it happens

[@andrewsmith5757]

I had no idea what this was or why it was in my feed. After watching it I felt like someone gave me an amazing gift for Christmas.

[@Dionysus_333]

Mde and world peace displayed that they can make cinema level art, that is also hilarious. Too good, thats why it was taken down. They werent just afraid of sam, they envyed him.

[@s0nnyburnett]

Wish my dad or brother had given me some straight talk like this. Could have used it before it was too late.

[@jamesleranearthistrollingi6010]

F

[@thedumbdog1964]

Now you’re gay

[@intercoursehandguns851]

Same

[@andstr4150]

"she's going to find something she will use to terrorize you for the rest of your relationship" i wish i took this to heart years ago when i saw this. Now i know

[@kassu9123]

3:42 I love how the kid is cracking up haha

[@ryanr.3925]

Sam Hydes hair is something of a mystery

[@jddy2]

i dont even think theirs a line on that kids rod lmao

[@raykohlhardt6212]

bro i wish he was still making content like this

[@duckman12569]

This clip is dated, a woman's mere accusation is enough #BelieveTHOTs

[@davi-un7ku]

True it's ridiculous

[@ndenhalter]

In the context of this, the woman would be right to accuse? Are you unaware that this is satire?

[@ianwazowski5607]

Well if the guy did the things mentioned in this video then it would be justified u clown🤡

[@Northernnonkey]

that kid is definitely thankscomputers little brother

[@thankscomputer]

nah thank god

[@TW-sh2un]

thankscomputer Who actually is the kid? Did he go on to have a successful acting career? Cause he did a good job here

[@lexian5602]

The kids a good actor.

[@DeimosPC]

These are the best sketches ever made. Why did you guys stop uploading :(

[@EdouardPicard0224]

I could watch a full length movie of Father Figure

[@frankiehur3761]

no matter where the trend is and will be leaning towards with women empowerment, gender fluid, or whatever along the lines of the aforementioned stuff this will always forever be relatable

[@mr.aimatwhips9310]

The passion in the punches were worrying looooooool

[@RoxorTehCoxor]

*acting*

[@padtixx5441]

@@RoxorTehCoxor yea na that probably was real hate

[@recondrop1]

If I would've listened to this 3 years ago it would've saved me trouble.

[@jmcg3277]

A king amongst dads

[@x-bigbig-x]

Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo my man. Ay yo. My man. I need that song my man. Ay. Ay yo.

[@wen-x3t]

Sick poetry bro

[@thankscomputer]

check the dresciption

[@rachelkhos1]

Adam Driver's best role

[@gameplaysErik]

This boy is fucking awesome you can just say anything to him

[@intercoursehandguns851]

What does that even mean? What was he supposed to do?

[@More_Row]

@@intercoursehandguns851 It means nothing. Actual nonsense comment.

[@Erectus666]

I watch this every now and then and it always cracks me up.

[@ken_caminiti]

Rhianna had her feet on Chris Brown's dashboard. She's learned that's she's not to do that anymore. 👊

[@ActionableFreedom]

Way to miss the point/lesson/joke. You play the game, Chris Brown let his aggro get the better of him, he was the one that both did something wrong, illegal and got played in the end. The game is getting slicker every fucking year with more hypocrisy on both sides (Babes want the bad boy generally and often especially in bed, they also want to use their looks to get an advantage in life or just flirt and have fun, but at the same time society has created a system where this is now often too high risk to pay off for the male). But the point was that you don't actually hit her. Of course at some level threats are going to stop working and then you better have an exit plan. Or just don't screw anything with two legs and look for a true soul mate that gets you. But that's not the joke and is also beyond the point.

[@ShawnJonesHellion]

@@ActionableFreedom are you living in some Fairy Tail and women don't want no bad boy. definition of bad to a woman is like throwing a gum wrapper on the ground dude there's a fucken scared of people who act like wild men. Prime example is the black metal movie Lords of chaos females think they're in the black metal now and they feel sorry for the people who are murdered but it's like the only thing that made black metal famous with the murderers who were like the stars of the show but it's all p**** s*** now because females are allowed to say they like it

[@CreamingDreamer]

all very accurate.

[@viciousKev]

The last part is 100% inevitable

[@Aaron19987]

The neurotic bitch looking through messages to find anything to hold against you is 100% factual

[@snowconeinthedoublecup]

@@Aaron19987 yea but I've seen it the other way around too lmao

[@hairharbor5080]

Growing up my mom putting her feet up on the dashboard always annoyed the fuck out of me lol.

[@jace2802]

I clicked on this thinking this was going to be the idubbz documentary....

[@OnverseAmy]

I can’t decide if this child is ruined or saved hmm

[@Merlinthehappypig]

I've got some bad news for you then buddy

[@ParkouSince2005]

He s ruined because he s saved

[@vasarat1]

Abosolutely ruined.

[@hostilesinbound3241]

it's not gonna hurt your dashboard *PAP* *PAP* *PAP* *PAP*

[@doubleaa_02]

THE REAL BOOMER DAD WE ALL WISH WE HAD.

[@briansimerl4014]

Sam's skits are slowly, if aggregated, kind of approaching Chapelle Show calibre. No bull.

[@registeredgoodboy797]

So this is the life advice I missed out on because my dad left

[@bobkin611]

Sam is on the fuckin ball with the "whos that, whos this" thing. Jesus lol

[@barneysgonnafindyou2]

Sam Hyde is a whole new trip when youre in a relationship

[@Aaron19987]

His home truths have you second guessing

[@AckzaTV]

This is why idubzz was worried for his gf

[@wdermid]

awesome how well done these are getting

[@JesusRocksTryPrayin]

i wish they'd make more videos :@ they were so good!

[@WalkingPaceWP]

Damn, Sam used to be a thin handsome hunk.

[@ShoahBiz]

ya he looks so normal here

[@ritam8072]

The dad sounds and looks like my math teacher he even likes the Red Sox

[@garnetnard4284]

In 15 years this kid is going to look back and realize everything he learned at that one video shoot at the lake with that weird comedian was actually good advice and all true.

[@durfdurffigan8680]

Then he murders a girl he has a crush on and kills himself

[@jennicase]

I don't think this kid knows how to fish.

[@Zharrgrim]

My favorite Ryan Gosling movie

[@mindfortress105]

he's actually giving good advice

[@joeyoung9185]

That kid absorbed every single thing he said

[@lolzforlunch]

Him breaking character trying to light that cigarette is what high art looks like

[@domtron8873]

This was Sam’s best form. Then the agrocephaly became comical

[@goldycoia6944]

"agrocephaly"

[@DrummerJoeyStix]

that smile when he can't light the cigarette is so good

[@guy661]

The bit about phones and what women do for hobbies is completely true.

[@GrillinMahToast]

a nice boston redsox hat like dylan klebold one of the columbine killers

[@jakester0852]

Camera guy in sunglasses, I'm getting closer to figuring out how they get these camera angles without showing the camera man. It's truly amazing this world!

[@offendedandunsubscribed7450]

Wow the movie Drive looks really good

[@Buzitch]

Reminds me of my old man...fuck

[@EliteCongo]

this is better than all of trailer park boys

[@owlis2328]

You always use the dopest tunez. I want dat

[@mojangles28]

gotta use a bag of fruit. no bruises. nah mean?

[@leem4386]

This came out on my birthday. Come home dad

[@tommyallthetime7759]

This is Millennial child learns life lessons from Italian American Boomer father circa 1998 in Revere Beach.. so basically Me 🤣

[@W00dland_90]

This is all of the stuff I wish my father told me, unfortunately all the advice came from my mother which totally fucked my dating game up initially. Everything Sam says is the ugly truth, all romantic idealistic bullshit goes out the window.

[@golz9785]

This is definitely Sams dad he never had.

[@wow.tom.masters]

These are fucking great

[@qwertyboy8]

Holy shit I agree

[@BB-ks6bk]

“Get you a nice Boston Red Sox hat or something like that”

[@Amero2323]

The kid trying not to laugh kills me

[@rememberHAZARD]

This is like Travis as a father, except more likable.

[@ScipiusFlavius]

I get that reference B)

[@TruthOverFacts1]

This is how i imagine all the people i grew up withs’ dads were. No wonder they got all the chicks

[@user-uw8bb5kr3n]

Escobar and his son

[@benr5742]

This sam hyde's entire personality is this character.

[@radricdavis8508]

Can’t believe how normal he looks here

[@SiliconeSword]

Hits hard, hella flashbacks

[@TheHilowonderful]

BYEE BYEE BYEEE

[@cdbefus]

2 excellent actors here

[@sogeking9089]

7 years ago wtf

[@Ojisan642]

I had to stop the video and start over again because I was laughing so hard just from the opening line. You have a sick mind, and this is hilarious.

[@fromspace1664]

this kid is legit scared of Sam in the start lol

[@VagabondGFG]

the dad we all wanted

[@scorpio1644]

Mr. Sam Hyde, you emulate human garbage so well it's fucking disgusting. And you're a beautiful person because of it!

[@lovelybunz7495]

+Tubecreeper he said emulate

[@judel7887]

scorpio1644 um "emulate" Sam Hyde is a wanted fugitive for domestic violence why you saying "emulate"

[@vicinvesta8349]

Love his New York (long island ?) accent.