feminists when they get drafted for ww3

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Жыл бұрын

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@distantsea
@distantsea Жыл бұрын
That "fuck" was so realistic
@oxiclean3749
@oxiclean3749 Жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t say it out loud, I would definitely say it in my head though
@EmberTheFolf
@EmberTheFolf Жыл бұрын
Wasnt even stretched out or anything like a dramatic "ffffffuhck..." Just a quick "fuck."
@kettumace3384
@kettumace3384 Жыл бұрын
The difference, the man accepted his fate until given the opportunity to change it
@thefirephoenix872
@thefirephoenix872 Жыл бұрын
E
@RandomYoutubeNPC
@RandomYoutubeNPC Жыл бұрын
@aaa bro? 💀
@iamcIancy
@iamcIancy Жыл бұрын
"prove it" **leans in for a kiss**
@curgest6807
@curgest6807 Жыл бұрын
@@anjankanwar7747 nutty
@mysocksarewet
@mysocksarewet Жыл бұрын
Relatable
@snule349
@snule349 Жыл бұрын
​@@anjankanwar7747 tbf if the options are give Gluck Gluck or be drafted I think a lot of people would do option 1
@curgest6807
@curgest6807 Жыл бұрын
@@snule349 good, lemme recruit
@oscarwang7227
@oscarwang7227 Жыл бұрын
@@snule349 I wonder why military recruiter is suddenly such a popular career choice…
@Dobbs03
@Dobbs03 8 ай бұрын
Plot twist: he wasn’t even a recruiter
@CalSN20
@CalSN20 5 ай бұрын
YO BEST PLOT TWIST EVER 💀
@itzabot
@itzabot 5 ай бұрын
OH HELLL NAHH
@Im_NotVery_Creative
@Im_NotVery_Creative 3 ай бұрын
certainly one of the plot twists
@datnguyen21040
@datnguyen21040 2 ай бұрын
“Prove it”
@theww2enthusiast
@theww2enthusiast Ай бұрын
💀
@TylerTheTyler
@TylerTheTyler 7 ай бұрын
“Are you gay?” “Yes” “Bro isn’t that your wife?”
@eternalrage6548
@eternalrage6548 6 ай бұрын
It's happened before. Heard of quite a few dudes that had an entire family, 3+ kids and just so happened to still be hanging out a lot with the dude from high school during the entire relationship.
@kylemcdade843
@kylemcdade843 2 ай бұрын
'Feminist'.. we may be splitting hairs on the wife part
@danielaramburo7648
@danielaramburo7648 2 ай бұрын
Then they are bi?
@Welgeldiguniekalias
@Welgeldiguniekalias 2 ай бұрын
"She's my beard, yes. Why?"
@hasd31
@hasd31 2 ай бұрын
*whisper* "Bro don't blow my fucking cover"
@bahamut8995
@bahamut8995 Жыл бұрын
Bro just acted like the Navy doesn't exist 💀
@phito7051
@phito7051 Жыл бұрын
What do u mean
@veironhedlund8061
@veironhedlund8061 Жыл бұрын
​@@phito7051 seamen
@ItsJustTeddington
@ItsJustTeddington Жыл бұрын
@@phito7051 “gay” that is the only clue you’re getting.
@bear3616
@bear3616 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@phito7051
@phito7051 Жыл бұрын
@@ItsJustTeddington so your saying everyone in the navy is gay?
@ashtheviking5007
@ashtheviking5007 5 ай бұрын
So the woman has to swallow her pride, while the man has to swallow...
@Old_Duo
@Old_Duo 10 күн бұрын
Something absolutely massive . . .
@thepoopooeater
@thepoopooeater 7 күн бұрын
@@Old_Duo press x to doubt
@devonpearson4315
@devonpearson4315 2 күн бұрын
Another man. And several other proto-people.
@CanadianPatriot224
@CanadianPatriot224 9 ай бұрын
"Is your husband around?" "Yes" Husband: "What's up?" "Are you gay?" "Yes" That's funny, I don't care what anybody says 😂
@luckyspec2274
@luckyspec2274 6 ай бұрын
I didn't even think of that lmao
@ApolloTSG
@ApolloTSG 5 ай бұрын
It’s not…
@OnGuardYT
@OnGuardYT 5 ай бұрын
​@@ApolloTSG You didn't get it 😂😂
@a_angry_bunny
@a_angry_bunny Жыл бұрын
*vigorously makes out with the recruiter*
@Computment
@Computment Жыл бұрын
AYO 😳
@gavinhengels867
@gavinhengels867 Жыл бұрын
@@Computment I mean I do it
@mincat1412
@mincat1412 Жыл бұрын
@@gavinhengels867 i do it every day
@lyeondoe4990
@lyeondoe4990 Жыл бұрын
Definitely did
@60sspider-man29
@60sspider-man29 Жыл бұрын
​@@mincat1412 I do it every hour
@DroppedMyMarbles
@DroppedMyMarbles Жыл бұрын
"Alright, but I'm not a bottom. On your knees, sir"
@thenexus7343
@thenexus7343 Жыл бұрын
Ong. I may be Bi. But I'm a top in every situation.
@vanlalsailo9938
@vanlalsailo9938 Жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@ram5ramen582
@ram5ramen582 Жыл бұрын
@@thenexus7343 prove it
@abstraktfilms
@abstraktfilms Жыл бұрын
😂 bruh
@vanlalsailo9938
@vanlalsailo9938 Жыл бұрын
@@thenexus7343 what is a top? im a visual learner btw
@rinconusmc
@rinconusmc Жыл бұрын
"We don't allow gay people in the military" Navy has entered the chat.
@sepheroth3373
@sepheroth3373 Жыл бұрын
You don't join the navy gay, it makes you gay.
@damnfez
@damnfez Жыл бұрын
USMC - Department of the Navy
@senireye.5597
@senireye.5597 Жыл бұрын
Wasn't there a job where people baited gay people in the navy to have sex with them, to prove that they are gay? And then a lot of people volunteered forvthat job
@jeez8939
@jeez8939 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes the seamen
@senireye.5597
@senireye.5597 Жыл бұрын
@Gray Just Gray hey, that's what I commented
@alidemirbas3722
@alidemirbas3722 5 ай бұрын
“Prove It” “Pulls Out The Groupchat Messages”
@Thatguy-mu5mn
@Thatguy-mu5mn 9 ай бұрын
Honestly, a few minutes of uncomfort is better than years of fear and trauma.
@jahoytodiesforahoy4615
@jahoytodiesforahoy4615 8 ай бұрын
Yeah no hesitation 😅
@300zxsailor
@300zxsailor 8 ай бұрын
I chose both and joined the Navy. Now my PTSD is gay.
@BerryBoyXD
@BerryBoyXD 8 ай бұрын
@@300zxsailor Damn that's dedication
@nescafeblend43
@nescafeblend43 8 ай бұрын
made ur comment 69 ur welcome
@eternalrage6548
@eternalrage6548 6 ай бұрын
​@@300zxsailor the great ptsd. When your depression and trauma decide to come out the closet and start dating. Then, after a few months, commit to a very abusive relationship with each other that you get stuck in the middle of.
@Nevergoingtogiveyouup2030
@Nevergoingtogiveyouup2030 Жыл бұрын
“Yes” “…Prove it” Bro 💀
@GoatCheese72
@GoatCheese72 Жыл бұрын
This man’s plot twists I can never predict 😂
@lmsccsgt2110
@lmsccsgt2110 Жыл бұрын
Why would I date a feminist
@HaydenFrank-xq2dt
@HaydenFrank-xq2dt Жыл бұрын
Plot twist he was the guy who says that 20 bucks is twenty bucks
@randomguy_justpassinthroug7885
@randomguy_justpassinthroug7885 Жыл бұрын
*takes his pants off
@Lolo_tl
@Lolo_tl Жыл бұрын
*music start playing*
@shubashuba9209
@shubashuba9209 Жыл бұрын
Recruiter to husband: One way or another, you're gonna be polishing a rifle.
@Purple235
@Purple235 Жыл бұрын
Funny
@jeancarlodelaluz6415
@jeancarlodelaluz6415 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
@generalrishabh2682
@generalrishabh2682 Жыл бұрын
nawww man 💀📸📸📸
@theverybigpotat7228
@theverybigpotat7228 Жыл бұрын
This joke needs more likes
@ennuideblase7888
@ennuideblase7888 Жыл бұрын
Bang one dude or fight in a fucking war? I know which one I'm picking.
@timothyfischer7222
@timothyfischer7222 10 ай бұрын
That last "prove it" though 😂
@Jon_Fury
@Jon_Fury 9 ай бұрын
This aged like a fine wine
@freddytheshadowninja
@freddytheshadowninja 8 ай бұрын
After two weeks? Dafuq you mean?
@freddytheshadowninja
@freddytheshadowninja 8 ай бұрын
@@nesmun 90% of the content on this site is over 3 years old though. 8 months fly by.
@oppressedgamer5599
@oppressedgamer5599 Жыл бұрын
The difference between Robert and the Feminist is that Robert didn't back down 🤭
@TheDuelingRaven
@TheDuelingRaven Жыл бұрын
327 likes and 0 replies? With this funny of a comment? Let me fix that.
@justsomedude4469
@justsomedude4469 Жыл бұрын
He definitely proved it.
@TheREALLofiat
@TheREALLofiat Жыл бұрын
​@@TheDuelingRavenhey at least you said something of SOME kind of substance.
@cryptgc1554
@cryptgc1554 Жыл бұрын
🤭 is how he looked when he was done
@miner556
@miner556 Жыл бұрын
He didn't back down he kneeled down 😩
@wamuuthepoleperson168
@wamuuthepoleperson168 Жыл бұрын
"Are you gay?" "Yes." "Prove it." "Aight bet." (Pulls out search history)
@username172
@username172 8 ай бұрын
"now if youre really gay, say futa isnt gay"
@eliancruzyanez8521
@eliancruzyanez8521 8 ай бұрын
"Not good enough, follow me to the bedroom"
@cjmodmanboom8518
@cjmodmanboom8518 8 ай бұрын
“Sir those are children!”
@EdibleFuture
@EdibleFuture 8 ай бұрын
I really don't have to prove it I'll just have to show peeps my onlyfans
@firepelt3180
@firepelt3180 8 ай бұрын
​@@username172😁
@crittomato7043
@crittomato7043 8 ай бұрын
"Are you gay" "Yes" "Prove it" *Gladly*
@Freeze-n-Frost
@Freeze-n-Frost 8 ай бұрын
The fastest way to properly answer the question: “Come here big boy and I’ll show ya” 😂😂😂
@wholeftthestoveon
@wholeftthestoveon Жыл бұрын
"Are you gay" "No" "Prove it" 💀
@pul53gh
@pul53gh Жыл бұрын
don't threaten me with a good time /s
@-Content
@-Content Жыл бұрын
He said yes.
@TheCrankSpiderNinja
@TheCrankSpiderNinja Жыл бұрын
@@-Content that's the point
@ShawnFX
@ShawnFX Жыл бұрын
@@pul53gh Ayooooo😂🤨
@Joe-do2hr
@Joe-do2hr Жыл бұрын
Starts doing his wife
@sweet.commentary
@sweet.commentary Жыл бұрын
"Prove it." **Begins to kiss his wife** "What are you doing?" "You said to prove it! My wife is a male!"
@Expizzapie1811
@Expizzapie1811 Жыл бұрын
"Your wife is a male? Prove it."
@goblingrenadex4946
@goblingrenadex4946 Жыл бұрын
Prove it. 🗿
@ericolens3
@ericolens3 Жыл бұрын
surgery papers
@microwaveddoorknob8211
@microwaveddoorknob8211 Жыл бұрын
@@ericolens3 bro we were trying to make jokes
@cosmiclyfatal2464
@cosmiclyfatal2464 Жыл бұрын
@@microwaveddoorknob8211 and he played along
@Lathander720
@Lathander720 9 ай бұрын
Equal rights = equal fights.
@angrydragonslayer
@angrydragonslayer 6 ай бұрын
Equal rights = Equal lefts.
@jesusizquierdo3831
@jesusizquierdo3831 2 ай бұрын
I'm not sure I want to fight side by side with a woman
@S0_Lac3
@S0_Lac3 8 ай бұрын
Bro finna do that Gawk Gawk 3000
@SlapClapMaster
@SlapClapMaster Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe it, every single god damn short is so good
@thekansasranger9476
@thekansasranger9476 Жыл бұрын
He don't miss
@BJB459
@BJB459 Жыл бұрын
@@thekansasranger9476 fr
@xjcrossx
@xjcrossx Жыл бұрын
It is really shocking isn't it
@kingkells3217
@kingkells3217 Жыл бұрын
I was the 1,000th like
@mosespope8385
@mosespope8385 Жыл бұрын
Grah
@LOLtz1
@LOLtz1 Жыл бұрын
These drafting requirements are getting harsher everyday. Edit: Oh shit, I'm famous Dad.
@dvns1987
@dvns1987 Жыл бұрын
Realistic* is what you meant yo say
@beyond-the-soul8651
@beyond-the-soul8651 Жыл бұрын
I think you mean realistic because when this is what women wanted they wanted equality and equality means they get drafted just the same
@nutty8871
@nutty8871 Жыл бұрын
"These requirements are getting worse all the time!"
@williamsalgado9738
@williamsalgado9738 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@takecare2521
@takecare2521 Жыл бұрын
@@beyond-the-soul8651 next will be child equality and children will be drafted
@exdestroyer9818
@exdestroyer9818 8 ай бұрын
“Prove it” “Get it out then Daddy” *drops to knees*
@jnl7196
@jnl7196 5 ай бұрын
I ain’t gay but draft evasion is draft evasion
@carpetjuise
@carpetjuise Жыл бұрын
“Female comedian? That’s an oxymoron isnt it” is demonic lmaoo
@sanchezzz69420
@sanchezzz69420 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@KThatFeeling
@KThatFeeling Жыл бұрын
When facts are demonic😆
@lyo6200
@lyo6200 Жыл бұрын
Amy Schumer
@turtleanton6539
@turtleanton6539 Жыл бұрын
😊yes😊
@seldom_bucket
@seldom_bucket Жыл бұрын
it only hits that deep cause of the amount of truth in it. men need a sense of humour or we'd all kill each other.
@RoryMadigan
@RoryMadigan Жыл бұрын
“I don’t need no man.” … “Also is your husband around?” 😂
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 9 ай бұрын
E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎
@Im_Arceus
@Im_Arceus 9 ай бұрын
Just because they have financial independence doesn't mean they don't need emotional support
@8Maduce50
@8Maduce50 9 ай бұрын
​@Im_Arceus but they said they didn't need a man that also implies emotional support.
@renaldoawes2210
@renaldoawes2210 9 ай бұрын
@@Im_Arceus How is that a contradiction to his statement?
@NOIR947
@NOIR947 9 ай бұрын
@@Im_Arceus🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@stephenh.8336
@stephenh.8336 5 ай бұрын
"Are you gay?" "Yes" "Prove it" "Bro, im married to a feminist" "Okay, that's pretty gay"
@Lore98897
@Lore98897 5 ай бұрын
Oh that's a good one 😂
@robotpirate9807
@robotpirate9807 8 ай бұрын
“Prove it.” “Come here big boy.”
@notdelusionalcowboysfan
@notdelusionalcowboysfan Жыл бұрын
“Women aren’t funny” “Oh so you’re not a comedian then, you’re drafted come with me.”
@allanroberto6341
@allanroberto6341 Жыл бұрын
Touché
@lordpeonix
@lordpeonix Жыл бұрын
Why are you everywhere
@morlacheckun
@morlacheckun Жыл бұрын
Lol
@morlacheckun
@morlacheckun Жыл бұрын
This
@morlacheckun
@morlacheckun Жыл бұрын
Comment
@dvasavertik7629
@dvasavertik7629 Жыл бұрын
Feminist: Thank god I didn't get drafted! Nuke going off in the middle of a city: I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU HIDE.
@fastpackcyclist6901
@fastpackcyclist6901 Жыл бұрын
my wheezing made my neighbor wheeze
@alenjaison4681
@alenjaison4681 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@isfrenchjei
@isfrenchjei Жыл бұрын
The radiation is rated E for Everyone
@fishyfish2387
@fishyfish2387 Жыл бұрын
killing civilians is a war crime -me, 🤓
@lakshasawant293
@lakshasawant293 Жыл бұрын
​@@isfrenchjei now that is comedy
@xdecimal6470
@xdecimal6470 3 ай бұрын
As a famous man once said: “ gender equality until it’s time to shovel the snow”
@houstonsmitherman6888
@houstonsmitherman6888 2 күн бұрын
The violin when he said prove it at the end killed me lol
@AnusSniffer69
@AnusSniffer69 Жыл бұрын
“There are no feminists in a house fire”. - Bill Burr
@kenny995
@kenny995 Жыл бұрын
There's no one in a house fire, just remains
@danielduwaldt
@danielduwaldt Жыл бұрын
I was in the military for 12 years. You do know lots of women join the military, right? They also fight to be in combat positions... Not to mention women fire fighters. Americans are odd...
@travioli9643
@travioli9643 Жыл бұрын
There are a lot of women in the military but they aren't required to sign up for the draft to vote
@joegeneric1846
@joegeneric1846 Жыл бұрын
@@danielduwaldt The point of the quote, in context, is feminists say that men and women should be treated equally, but the moment they’re in a situation in which being female could help them, like a house fire (“women and children first”), they instantly forget those beliefs and take their privilege. The quote isn’t about all women or even about women that want equality, it’s about how hypocritical feminists can be. edit: grammar
@trunky37
@trunky37 Жыл бұрын
@@danielduwaldt I'll treat them seriously once the physical requirement aren't lowered for woman, either you're fit to be a soldier/firefighter or you're not, the ennemy soldiers or fire isn't going to easy on you because you're a woman.
@PrayingPanda
@PrayingPanda 2 ай бұрын
That lip twitch when he said "female comedian" was perfect. She knew where it was going and was powerless to stop it.
@PeterParker-yd3sb
@PeterParker-yd3sb 8 ай бұрын
“Female comedian? That’s an oxymoron isnt it” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Acoustic_Screecher
@Acoustic_Screecher Жыл бұрын
Recruiter knew what he was doing with the 'prove you're gay' one
@natashaervin2533
@natashaervin2533 Жыл бұрын
Hear me out
@danielaramburo7648
@danielaramburo7648 Жыл бұрын
Closet gay recruiters would be getting a lot of action. Listen, if you bend over and…. It proves you are gay….,
@kento_suijin
@kento_suijin 11 ай бұрын
You're* ngl i would rather join the military than even act gay
@Acoustic_Screecher
@Acoustic_Screecher 11 ай бұрын
@@kento_suijin thx for pointing out the typo
@kento_suijin
@kento_suijin 11 ай бұрын
@@Acoustic_Screecher I'm impressed that you actually fixed it, most people would shit talk on me for trying to help them
@SamDaGOAT09
@SamDaGOAT09 Жыл бұрын
“If your gay the military won’t draft you” Navy: heyyyy boyyyys
@DRez-Productions
@DRez-Productions Жыл бұрын
Why navy? Because there’s nothing but Seamen?
@SamDaGOAT09
@SamDaGOAT09 Жыл бұрын
@@DRez-Productions can’t tell if your joking
@equally.marketable
@equally.marketable Жыл бұрын
@@DRez-Productions holy shit that was clever, props to you
@Google123Chrome
@Google123Chrome Жыл бұрын
​@@SamDaGOAT09 r/woooooosh?
@JB-js8uv
@JB-js8uv Жыл бұрын
Wiping that poop deck clean as a whistle. On and off the clock
@grandmasteryogurt8108
@grandmasteryogurt8108 10 ай бұрын
We definitely need a part 2 😂
@austinsgameplaychannel2255
@austinsgameplaychannel2255 8 ай бұрын
Bros SpeedRunning Getting Cancelled! 💀
@milesfreilich968
@milesfreilich968 Жыл бұрын
"I'm attracted to other men, sorry. You're just not my type."
@iLikeWafflesfr
@iLikeWafflesfr Жыл бұрын
you're my type
@cristian-bull
@cristian-bull Жыл бұрын
when u gay and not your own type
@MerlinTheCommenter
@MerlinTheCommenter Жыл бұрын
*Gets drafted and now is in front lines* “Great work soldier” 😂
@Moldylocks
@Moldylocks Жыл бұрын
Prove it
@rimanpele
@rimanpele Жыл бұрын
"then im going to assume..." (like he did to the feminist)
@deityjc
@deityjc Жыл бұрын
Me: "Yes." Soldier: "Prove it." Me: "Pull down your pants. I ain't goin to Russia."
@gaemer3967
@gaemer3967 Жыл бұрын
They already do this in Turkey, you've got to be the sub because if you're getting your sucked you're not gay, it only counts if you're sucking it. Basically their government has probably got the biggest stash of gay porn if anyone wants that.
@thatoneguy33198
@thatoneguy33198 Жыл бұрын
FR lmao same
@coolmanpantsman
@coolmanpantsman Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@kAY-yl5en
@kAY-yl5en Жыл бұрын
Givers aren't gay. Takers are
@xamos9034
@xamos9034 Жыл бұрын
😂
@Achoo_AHHHHH
@Achoo_AHHHHH Ай бұрын
The thing that gets me is that in these type of videos the men always wear towels to resemble women 💀💀
@Burkery373
@Burkery373 2 ай бұрын
bro could legit be an actor
@Ic3_Blu3
@Ic3_Blu3 Жыл бұрын
*_"I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it..."_*
@arktheball
@arktheball Жыл бұрын
*looks down at his "little one"*
@ry1023.3
@ry1023.3 8 ай бұрын
@@arktheballwhat😂
@duhbigweiner665
@duhbigweiner665 8 ай бұрын
i do
@brockradford7144
@brockradford7144 Жыл бұрын
Women should absolutely be drafted. Gender equality.
@anonymousanomaly3136
@anonymousanomaly3136 Жыл бұрын
Yessir
@stuartcampbell5765
@stuartcampbell5765 Жыл бұрын
Equal rights equal fights
@theman3190
@theman3190 Жыл бұрын
Naw it’s man job not a womens Edit:man the comments hate me now
@Avarice0918
@Avarice0918 Жыл бұрын
I remember they tried an all woman regiment but the women were inefficient or ineffective in combat and women soldiers getting captured sounds like a no go.
@Blockates
@Blockates Жыл бұрын
​@@theman3190 you ain't The man, you The woman
@jasondphoenix
@jasondphoenix 9 ай бұрын
"Are you gay?" "Yes." Prove it." . "Fine, bend over." "Wait..."
@chris135x
@chris135x Ай бұрын
Going from military recruiter to casting director in a heartbeat
@hyperion_editsfr
@hyperion_editsfr Жыл бұрын
*starts making out with the recruiter* "The fuck are you doing?" "YOU SAID TO PROVE IT" "who said i was a male."
@PSNPerfectNinja
@PSNPerfectNinja Жыл бұрын
Who said it mattered. They're hunting feminists, not lesbians
@FaeTheMf
@FaeTheMf Жыл бұрын
“Prove i-“ “Say less” *proceeds to unsheathe Excalibur*
@benjimin8456
@benjimin8456 Жыл бұрын
And they had a duel of their lifetime.
@Jacob-vc4ok
@Jacob-vc4ok Жыл бұрын
​@@benjimin8456 through cuts and bruises they then became best "bros"
@edgingjogo
@edgingjogo Жыл бұрын
She'd break her arms before she could be able to hold it stabilised 😂
@oke869
@oke869 Жыл бұрын
Ohhl3 heall nah
@muhammedkadirtan3469
@muhammedkadirtan3469 5 ай бұрын
“Explain it” same vibe with the jamaican guy 😂
@gyc2406
@gyc2406 3 ай бұрын
"Prove it. " "Ok but for 20 dollars."
@MeMyself_andAI
@MeMyself_andAI Жыл бұрын
Women: Never had to worry about this a day in their life Men: "Fuck."
@badasstoad9419
@badasstoad9419 8 ай бұрын
Feminists: “We want gender equality!” Military: “Alright, get your ass over here and wear this uniform” Feminists: “Oops! 😊 Sorry, didn’t mean that today.”
@reanschwarzer2187
@reanschwarzer2187 8 ай бұрын
Yep and yet they vote for the wars same as men it’s why I think you have to be signed up for selective service to vote period
@user-hn3dq7jf9o
@user-hn3dq7jf9o 8 ай бұрын
You know what the enemy would do if they catch a booba from the enemy lines
@Subchallenge12
@Subchallenge12 Жыл бұрын
*guy in wheelchair with no legs pulls up “Im disabled” “Ok sir but your gonna have to prove it”
@sonic1019
@sonic1019 Жыл бұрын
Easy fix jump out the wheelchair
@-Me_
@-Me_ Жыл бұрын
Lol you deserve a STANDING ovation for this joke
@st-gg4448
@st-gg4448 Жыл бұрын
I can't stand these types of jokes. And neither can he
@twistedvtuber9894
@twistedvtuber9894 Жыл бұрын
"I'm your dirty little vegetable"
@alaron5698
@alaron5698 Жыл бұрын
"Sure thing, my certificate is on the wall over there" * points to "Live, Laugh, Love" poster *
@pyroman7550
@pyroman7550 8 ай бұрын
He said “fuck” like this has happened to him before
@ThanatosStyx
@ThanatosStyx 4 ай бұрын
This is such a "Im not gay but $20 is $20" moment
@wonderflounium
@wonderflounium Жыл бұрын
Women should get drafted so long as men do. If you want equality you should get it.
@Perceptionreflection
@Perceptionreflection Жыл бұрын
They tried. Look it up. It was conservative men who freaked out and didn't let them.
@wonderflounium
@wonderflounium Жыл бұрын
@@Perceptionreflection I never said they didn't; I was in the army and personally witnessed female soldiers who were some of the best I had ever seen, and especially considering that the fitness test is now unisex with events that are more representative of practical combat fitness there's no real practical difference between a male, or female soldier provided they meet the standards required. The key to success for a nation is to ensure that for any role be it military, politics, or any other to be occupied by the people with the greatest capability, drive, and talents regardless of what demographic they happen to be.
@yessum15
@yessum15 Жыл бұрын
NOW is the largest feminist organization in the United States and has been consistently fighting for including women in the draft for the better part of a century. They've spent countless hours and a significant sum of money trying to make this happen. The exclusion of women from the draft is rooted in patriarchy, as including them in the draft would have meant admitting they are qualified to serve various roles in the military. Historically speaking these roles were considered decent career options and paths to both social capital and financial independence. At the time, men did not want women to have either of these things, and as a result excluded them from the draft. I personally am split on the issue for a few reasons: 1) The draft should really just be repealed for everyone at this stage. In the US at least, it is a silly moot concept. People like to make a big deal about it, but the truth is that in the 250 year history of the United States, the chance of a man being drafted has been 0% for all but like 8 years. Even then the chance was usually under 1% (during 3 years in WWII it went up significantly, but the chance of being drafted, seeing combat, and dying/being injured in combat was still under 1%). Now with the advent of nuclear weapons this is no longer a realistic consideration. It mainly just functions as a talking point for political pundits. 2) I would want to see significant analysis and by potential reform of the military itself before advocating for en masse female inclusion. In other words, if the realistic intention is to draft women & men at relatively equal numbers then you'd better take proactive steps right now to ensure that women are treated fairly and equally once they are drafted. There better be adequate facilities to accommodate them, they better be fully represent in the leadership structure, and they must have the necessary institutional protections to prevent discrimination. The worst thing would be to set up a legal framework to force women into an institution that oppresses them. This is essentially what happened to African American men initially.
@wonderflounium
@wonderflounium Жыл бұрын
@@yessum15 read my other comment on this post.
@yessum15
@yessum15 Жыл бұрын
@@wonderflounium I read it before posting. Not disagreeing with you, just adding to your comment. Although I do think your OP is phrased in a misleading way.
@RichADio
@RichADio Жыл бұрын
He should have said "I married a feminist" while pointing at his wife, to prove he is gay.
@Moldylocks
@Moldylocks Жыл бұрын
Hahaha would actually be great. A total soy
@goldyguns9545
@goldyguns9545 Жыл бұрын
You win the internet today
@MatthiasRegisRict
@MatthiasRegisRict Жыл бұрын
Actually tho
@brip799
@brip799 Жыл бұрын
I love how men who hate feminists are so upfront about the fact that they don’t just mean women who HATE/are sexist to them or want men to be nonexistent but they actually hate women who don’t just want to serve men and let YOU have all the power. Lol. Clowns.
@enhypenallday
@enhypenallday 8 ай бұрын
The recruiter be lookin for some action 🤔😂😏
@adamxei9073
@adamxei9073 8 ай бұрын
“You are being drafted” “Finally, God what took you so long?”
@thanoshadtherightidea8724
@thanoshadtherightidea8724 3 ай бұрын
You don't gotta wait for a draft. You can join voluntarily if you want.
@aegir5198
@aegir5198 Жыл бұрын
as one wise man said "Equality, until it's time to shovel the snow".
@annalisasteinnes
@annalisasteinnes Жыл бұрын
And she does.
@roboteen
@roboteen Жыл бұрын
​@@annalisasteinnes but she actually doesnt. The vast majority of damgerous, dirty, and more strength related jobs are filled by men.
@annalisasteinnes
@annalisasteinnes Жыл бұрын
@@roboteen I was really just referring to shoveling snow outside your own house. Not paid labor. And thanks to all the people who do those jobs you mentioned, whatever body parts they have.
@mrsunderstood8141
@mrsunderstood8141 Жыл бұрын
My dad says that's what he had kids for
@immortalexistence
@immortalexistence Жыл бұрын
​@@annalisasteinnes I think he is talking about war trenches
@Zinyak12345
@Zinyak12345 Жыл бұрын
I'm not gay but dodging an immoral draft is dodging an immoral draft
@boneybaron2508
@boneybaron2508 Жыл бұрын
May I ask why you think the draft is immoral? They are only used in active war times when numbers get low and while it would be a violation of liberty to force someone into the military its better to have a few of society's best lose their liberty and lives in war than everyone be subject to an enemy regime where concepts like equal rights and liberty don't exist
@finnl6887
@finnl6887 Жыл бұрын
"For a thousand bucks a night, or avoiding becoming cannon fodder, everything is negotiable"
@gamergodofjustice
@gamergodofjustice Жыл бұрын
Everyone is gay for the right price.
@eradict
@eradict Жыл бұрын
I can feel the morality coming inside of me
@lucaluca111
@lucaluca111 Жыл бұрын
This comment will be use against you man, so if any recruiter is reading this I'm gay and not a feminist
@TheCustomozen
@TheCustomozen 3 ай бұрын
Bro the end got me off guard
@Tmb1112
@Tmb1112 11 күн бұрын
This is that Catch 22 😂
@limbo576
@limbo576 Жыл бұрын
That recruiter is sadistic 💀
@Puggos702-cf7gc
@Puggos702-cf7gc Жыл бұрын
"hey are you a Feminist?" "Yes, why?" "Cool you're drafted now" "Fuck." Edit: cheese
@zsomborszigeti6797
@zsomborszigeti6797 Жыл бұрын
Actually a bill that made women eligible to get drafted was very close to passing in congress
@evanelzinga282
@evanelzinga282 Жыл бұрын
@@zsomborszigeti6797and yet for some reason it didn’t
@martinezseymore3007
@martinezseymore3007 11 ай бұрын
@@evanelzinga282all feminists whined and i i believe called it sexist
@evanelzinga282
@evanelzinga282 11 ай бұрын
@@martinezseymore3007 ah what’s more sexists than equal treatment
@martinezseymore3007
@martinezseymore3007 11 ай бұрын
@@evanelzinga282 no it’s more like whats more sexist than not giving women what they want without any consequences for what they do
@siema14123
@siema14123 2 ай бұрын
I treat women who say they dont need no man like kids who say they dont need their parents. They both realize the truth too late
@epicgamer3542
@epicgamer3542 8 ай бұрын
“Are you gay?” “No.” “Prove it.” “…”
@Narding5566
@Narding5566 Жыл бұрын
prove it... **Husband kneels at the drafting officer**
@notdelusionalcowboysfan
@notdelusionalcowboysfan Жыл бұрын
“Prove it” Husband: heyyy gurlll why u gotta make me proove ittt, now go slay the day away 💅
@lordpeonix
@lordpeonix Жыл бұрын
Dog you might need to go outside
@mfdoomx1
@mfdoomx1 Жыл бұрын
@@lordpeonixye
@cicadetta
@cicadetta Жыл бұрын
mm yes totally how gay people speak
@UraniumWolfy
@UraniumWolfy Жыл бұрын
He's definitely getting put in the Navy
@linkmaster253
@linkmaster253 Жыл бұрын
​@@lordpeonix No, you.
@The_Frontier265
@The_Frontier265 3 ай бұрын
What we didn't see "Prove it... get on your knees."
@Pillpreslii
@Pillpreslii 7 ай бұрын
First video I every watched of yours instant sub this was funny 😂😂😂
@zeusmight69r22
@zeusmight69r22 Жыл бұрын
"Prove it" "Alright then, toot that ass up"
@Akiyako-Toru
@Akiyako-Toru Жыл бұрын
I heard this somewhere in the hub i swear.
@aviationismylife6814
@aviationismylife6814 Жыл бұрын
​@@Akiyako-Toru haha Davis
@CupCuppington
@CupCuppington Жыл бұрын
“we want equality for women!” sailors and soldiers who purposely spare the women/save the women first: WEEEELLLLPP edit: putting this here so no one gets mad at me, I AM A WOMAN
@Moga4life
@Moga4life Жыл бұрын
That's what I thought that men were just trying to protect them
@plantgang9257
@plantgang9257 Жыл бұрын
I mean I get your point and I agree with you, but when they say they want equality that means they want to do the same things as men that they can already do. Of course most of the women saying these things are hypocrites, so your argument is fair enough.
@CupCuppington
@CupCuppington Жыл бұрын
@@plantgang9257 Lmao i’m a woman
@history-jovian
@history-jovian Жыл бұрын
​@@plantgang9257 for equal right you have to fight equally too. That is how the rules go mate
@needlespoon4734
@needlespoon4734 Жыл бұрын
​@@CupCuppingtonprove it
@RishiJasani
@RishiJasani 3 ай бұрын
"Prove that Your Gay" "I listen to Ice Spice"
@lmcb8447
@lmcb8447 10 ай бұрын
Honestly some actual feminists wouldnt complain, not all are those fake ones only for when its convenient to them
@toastedmuffin315
@toastedmuffin315 Жыл бұрын
Recruiter:-so You aren't a feminist Her:-Yeah Recruiter:-prove it Her:-How? Recruiters:-make me a sandwich Edit: thanks for the 1k likes everyone
@The_joker842
@The_joker842 Жыл бұрын
Lol true
@pelummy01
@pelummy01 Жыл бұрын
😂
@hoifzf
@hoifzf Жыл бұрын
that got me bro 🤣
@nessmagalal7049
@nessmagalal7049 Жыл бұрын
Her: sorry I only submit to my husband 🤷
@fnm249sawtoo
@fnm249sawtoo Жыл бұрын
​@@nessmagalal7049so you're a feminist then?
@Emily-qr3tz
@Emily-qr3tz Жыл бұрын
I mean i would call myself a feminist and I 100% believe women should be drafted too if men are. It’s about equality not “bow down to women”.
@Emily-qr3tz
@Emily-qr3tz Жыл бұрын
@@icedqq i agree but my point was more “if it does have to happen to men then it should also have to happen to women” society is too broken to jump straight to best solutions we have to do baby steps
@abdullahimran4624
@abdullahimran4624 Жыл бұрын
Maybe equality doesn’t mean “you are exactly the same” maybe it means “you all have your own value that you bring and we need both”…
@daralenoach
@daralenoach Жыл бұрын
​@@abdullahimran4624 exactly
@takimicha7291
@takimicha7291 Жыл бұрын
dear god, a feminist with a brain in their head? thought you folks went extinct!
@nosoi-_-7575
@nosoi-_-7575 Жыл бұрын
​@@Emily-qr3tz i wish that was how all feminists were in usa because this was a culture shock for me since in my country a feminist is a person who fights for equal rights but in usa most of the people who call themselves feminist are like enslave men, kill all men.
@fareast0752
@fareast0752 9 ай бұрын
"alright mam you can get back to your kitchen now."
@Krystal89_
@Krystal89_ 8 ай бұрын
No feminist vote for war and zero women were consulted in those decisions so why suddenly you saw them. Kitchen belongs to chefs and wars belong to war criminals & if u like it go ahead . Feminst will only march and fight for peace, humanity & end of mass destruction race.
@iliesmazouz4131
@iliesmazouz4131 3 ай бұрын
Plot twist he wasnt an army recruiter, he recruited people for personal reasons
@magolord2820
@magolord2820 Жыл бұрын
As a bi man, I see this as an absolute win
@damo8896
@damo8896 Жыл бұрын
Gross
@arzen1011
@arzen1011 Жыл бұрын
nah, bisexual men do not exist, you either eat dick or you don't 💀💀💀
@Adamcito.
@Adamcito. Жыл бұрын
Yeeeeah totally agree
@damo8896
@damo8896 Жыл бұрын
@Some Austrian Painter special salute for u sir
@homoerectus6953
@homoerectus6953 Жыл бұрын
whore of Babylon.lol
@Im0nlyHuman
@Im0nlyHuman Жыл бұрын
I’m a straight guy, but not a feminist. What’s gonna happen to me? 😭😭😭
@dallonpainter2674
@dallonpainter2674 Жыл бұрын
Instant draft
@zer0theultimate
@zer0theultimate Жыл бұрын
Drafted
@lunatick5459
@lunatick5459 Жыл бұрын
Finna be at the top of the list 😂
@bobtehdinosaur
@bobtehdinosaur Жыл бұрын
Drafted & shafted
@alexanderamayahernandez3912
@alexanderamayahernandez3912 Жыл бұрын
Fortunate son intensifies Welcome to the corn fields
@dylamon6547
@dylamon6547 3 ай бұрын
THE GLANCE AT HIS CROTCH! HOLY FUCK TAHTS GREAT
@Tkokat
@Tkokat 9 ай бұрын
The cliffhanger... I cannot wait for season 2
@dewaunwarren1
@dewaunwarren1 Жыл бұрын
Plots Twist: they're both getting drafted he's just messing with them.
@batboy555
@batboy555 Жыл бұрын
Uncle Sam has your ass now.
@yoellopez82
@yoellopez82 Жыл бұрын
Brutal😅
@hannahgendron7094
@hannahgendron7094 Жыл бұрын
I don't think I've met a feminist who believes men should be drafted either
@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195
@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195 Жыл бұрын
you’re right we don’t cause war is a terrible thing. but it didnt stop us from joining it before
@bbailey3055
@bbailey3055 Жыл бұрын
Yup.
@laila5946
@laila5946 Жыл бұрын
Let's send the bees to fight the wars.
@finnl6887
@finnl6887 Жыл бұрын
I've met a couple. Flat out advocated for it actually. They're rare, but they exist
@hannahgendron7094
@hannahgendron7094 Жыл бұрын
@@laila5946 the idea is that if you can't convince enough people that a war is worth fighting, you shouldn't be going to war
@danbig
@danbig 3 ай бұрын
that looking down stare when he ask the guy to prove it
@paulrivers7248
@paulrivers7248 5 ай бұрын
The prove it part!😂😂😂😂😂
@eondrache7786
@eondrache7786 Жыл бұрын
Women should have had to join the draft a long ass time ago.
@bbailey3055
@bbailey3055 Жыл бұрын
The draft shouldn’t of been a thing a long time ago
@mkg2124
@mkg2124 Жыл бұрын
Both of you are right
@eradict
@eradict Жыл бұрын
​@@bbailey3055 Mhmm.
@mkg2124
@mkg2124 Жыл бұрын
@Raspian Kiado wtf does this comment even mean
@howdareyou720
@howdareyou720 Жыл бұрын
well it's a clear meaning tbh
@I_Rove_Rice
@I_Rove_Rice Жыл бұрын
“There are two things women will always need men for: our semen and our jokes.” Eric Cartman
@rene3759
@rene3759 Жыл бұрын
Semen you don't need all men nor do they need to be living you can freeze that and use invitro fertilisation. Also they are looking into reproduction by using women's bone marrow only. It'll take some time. But human beings have been making great biotechnology progress. Also women are great actresses, pretending to find men funny is girl 101 class.
@braindrain1787
@braindrain1787 Жыл бұрын
@@rene3759 damn Karen that’s fascinating but I don’t recall anyone asking
@JohnDoe-pc3uk
@JohnDoe-pc3uk Жыл бұрын
@@rene3759 Ironically, in making such a dry and snooze-inducing comment, you further imply that women aren't funny.
@lucasemanuel5146
@lucasemanuel5146 Жыл бұрын
@@rene3759 i would agree with you but then there would be two idiots here, please illuminate me with your infinite wisdom FREEZE WHAT KAREN? And from where u think that thing came?
@Decliningsyndrome
@Decliningsyndrome Жыл бұрын
That supply of seamen will run out eventually without any men in the world
@leoncoben6983
@leoncoben6983 8 ай бұрын
"I don't need no man." into "Also is your husband around?" to "Are you gay?" XD
@kawgrath1876
@kawgrath1876 4 ай бұрын
The music restarting after the last “prove it” got me
@deviantsid18
@deviantsid18 Жыл бұрын
Prove it , followed by the music killed me
@walmartbargainbin
@walmartbargainbin Жыл бұрын
speaking of the music, does anyone know what song it is?
@stevenlefferts7591
@stevenlefferts7591 Жыл бұрын
​@@walmartbargainbinI think I saw someone call it the red shirt theme
@moist139
@moist139 Жыл бұрын
Bro, everyone on earth is about to be drafted
@dintertainment3738
@dintertainment3738 8 ай бұрын
the reason men do the fighting is the difference between what happens if a male and female get captured
@Rayfireful
@Rayfireful 8 ай бұрын
that last question must be a trick question
@sanchezzz69420
@sanchezzz69420 Жыл бұрын
I loved that time a woman said angrily "I HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR!!! 😡"
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