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@fatboy38742 жыл бұрын
Yes 100% it's weird af at an event I wait till I go home cause fuck being that close
@bigelmaster48642 жыл бұрын
Yes 100 percent
@skotttownzend51702 жыл бұрын
Already sub with bell on. Now to my comment! Normal heterosexual guy: Yeah nah I'm never going to the bathroom with other guys. I'm allergic to other male genitalia. If that's the only kind of bathroom present I'm just gonna hold it or piss on a tree.
@SheshadriK-os2du2 жыл бұрын
@@skotttownzend5170 I would be go to the loo within a flash
@michaelbush13742 жыл бұрын
I think this guy is slightly exaggerating it. I don't stand in front of a urinal directly next to another dude if I don't have to. But if I have to it's not really a big deal. I'm slightly more annoyed if I get the little person urinal. I don't really have an answer for why 😂 I just don't want the child's urinal. The worst is actually when you have some old guy groaning and moaning when he's letting it rip. That's always weird and uncomfortable.
@TheHarrie932 жыл бұрын
There's no thinking involved, it's just instinct.
@microcolonel2 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY.
@Dark_33332 жыл бұрын
Yep
@brucemaximus37972 жыл бұрын
No thoughts, head empty. The universe guides me to the correct urinal.
@wuulfgaarth71862 жыл бұрын
@@brucemaximus3797 Amen to that
@makarel2 жыл бұрын
Ong
@djmac206 Жыл бұрын
That last one is a, "Nevermind imma use the bathroom stalls."
@plupster Жыл бұрын
Legittt
@Blazedreptile Жыл бұрын
This is the only correct answer for any stage past level 1
@djmac206 Жыл бұрын
@@Blazedreptile fr
@shaggy4899 Жыл бұрын
I use the toilet to pee as a male. I literally can not pee under the "pressure" of someone next to me. It doesn't happen
@Vo1c3 Жыл бұрын
Nah it’s ahh yeah
@ramonlgarcia9036Ай бұрын
It's not really a test for men. It's just instinct.
@respectkindness-oj6xzАй бұрын
level 4 at the edge is which is closer to the door to run out of the room
@user-pu9ym3bc9f19 күн бұрын
It’s just taking the path of least resistance, just like driving a car in traffic.
@GreenDriveIndia14 күн бұрын
Men instinct
@welewele72843 күн бұрын
avoid incident like get some piss from other man
@dondonsvids241Күн бұрын
If its available always go to corner
@angelpico46282 ай бұрын
I hate when it’s just me and someone decides to piss next to me instead of having a space between us
@zacharysilver911Ай бұрын
That’s me. I do it to assert dominance.
@Jonathan-hx6oyАй бұрын
They're trying to peek at your junk.
@puttervids472Ай бұрын
I mistakenly turn and piss on them. So when you do it to me. Youll know it’s me. Hi! 😅
@GodWeenSatanАй бұрын
@@zacharysilver911👈this guy checks you out
@TheThrawn324 күн бұрын
That's when, mid stream, you look them in the eye and say "This really isn't a project we need to collaborate on. Why don't you slide over one urinal."
@Trenton-om9qs Жыл бұрын
We aren't taught this. It's just instinct
@brianr5919 Жыл бұрын
100%
@icezyco1d Жыл бұрын
That's fax, no printer
@kalebturner Жыл бұрын
She has the same turtle beach headset as me
@blacky8987 Жыл бұрын
damn thanls god im not the only one who thinks all that no one teach me that too
@BlueT521 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@aboxthatdrools11 ай бұрын
*If there's three urinals, there's two urinals.*
@endersword51611 ай бұрын
or 1
@thex3van11 ай бұрын
@@endersword516if someone makes a bad decision then yea
@wastelandlegocheem11 ай бұрын
If one dickbag goes for middle, there is 1
@thex3van11 ай бұрын
@@FunkyLemon bro if the edges are filled you take a stall or wait u never go in the middld
@Nyted11 ай бұрын
I take the middle
@DaLump8921 күн бұрын
Always go to the one furthest from anyone. If a dude comes up right next to you, unless there’s no other option, you know he’s a weirdo.
@bmorg519021 күн бұрын
For some reason this just gives me nightmare flashbacks of back in elementary school.. always that one kid or a couple that would.. you know.. have that s*** down to his ankles.. 😐😆
@TenebrisSolКүн бұрын
@@bmorg5190bro one I saw one kid not even pull them back up till he washed his hands, freaky ah
@chrisobber560417 күн бұрын
Easy to laugh when you all have your own quiet box to go pee into.
@Perryhartley Жыл бұрын
That last one is a, "nevermind I don't actually need to go"
@lovelyasshole17 Жыл бұрын
**Oh great the stall opened up..😅**
@Burn_Angel Жыл бұрын
And the fourth too.
@iamkuroi_kumar6809 Жыл бұрын
Fr lol
@tonyanthony5105 Жыл бұрын
Or You’re gay
@darmbains9727 Жыл бұрын
I just wait till fuckers are done
@rasheed97052 жыл бұрын
It gets more complicated when there's a short urinal, it fucks up the algorithm.
@anml99622 жыл бұрын
That's funny
@matthewsawford2 жыл бұрын
I always use the shorter urinals because they're clearly put lower to accommodate the bigger man. 💪🏻
@Meithighs2 жыл бұрын
Short urinals mean i piss everywhere... im 6'4 and something goes wrong at this juncture
@Meithighs2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewsawford you mean theyre for toddlers
@justjabari64302 жыл бұрын
@@Meithighs Hello my fellow tall person, we are about same height( I’m a little taller than you tho, I’m 6’5). This is a random question, but do you also suffer from having gigantic feet like me?
@user-tr3wf4bw2lАй бұрын
Me on the last 2 levels: peeing at home it is then.
@ZackTheBBHOffical2 ай бұрын
As a man, this is undeniably true.
@darkbringer14402 жыл бұрын
This is 100% accurate but usually you don't "think" about it, you just instinctively move to the correct spot. Like water taking the shortest route down.
@spudbencer71792 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@rhuet402 жыл бұрын
@Len Zert lies there’s always that one guy who’s apparently never learned this skill and goes right next to you
@Domab.2 жыл бұрын
@@rhuet40 so true
@lancerischar41652 жыл бұрын
Truth
@jackbuendgen3892 жыл бұрын
Couldn't have said it better
@aidancampbell7935 Жыл бұрын
Every man will answer exactly as this man has done.
@asymsolutions Жыл бұрын
I don't, my choice is always either right next to someone to make it awkward if they are the only one there, or just to take the shortest one incase someone vertically challenged come in right after me. Also stare them right in the eyes and assert dominance when you pee.
@aidancampbell7935 Жыл бұрын
@@asymsolutions This is the true sigma male response. Pee in close proximity to assert your dominance.
@rivahoff Жыл бұрын
Nah I just pee mindlessly.
@mjshortstay609 Жыл бұрын
Apart from the first one, no need to go all the way to the right, as long as there is at least one person gap then all good
@123ADITYABAGARIA Жыл бұрын
Actually m one of those ppl who would go to the stall on the last one
@cuththluАй бұрын
Don't forget about the dude taking a 💩 in the stall behind you starting up conversation about passing gas 😂😂😂😂......
@genegene3348Ай бұрын
During a recess, in a long day at court i decided to make good use of the closest urinal. After sitting for hours i new i had to release some gas pressure to get it started. I was a bit concerned because there were two other gentlemen in the stalls. After one then the other tooted their own release i felt more at ease. But once i opend that valve it seemed it would never stop. Very long and very loud. One of the gentlemen asked me if i was still alive. The other guy chuckled as i replied, " most of me is; i think." The other stall opened and out walked the judge saying; "damn son, you are a better man than me."
@ce6654Ай бұрын
We don't really think about it. It's instinctual.
@chinuaachebe68602 жыл бұрын
When the bathrooms empty and some dude uses the urinal right next to you Me: wtf's this guys problem?
@JonyMSalomon2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, bruh moment xd
@feelcollins43582 жыл бұрын
He wants to see your chin-chin.
@francisbaxter46632 жыл бұрын
People I work with think it’s cool to chat when they pull this.
@jhoover87342 жыл бұрын
I assume Meat Gazer and shield appropriately
@jackie_stones2 жыл бұрын
Lol, yep.
@imnotyourbuddyguy97132 жыл бұрын
100% true this is EXACTLY what i think about as a guy.
@GeneralTen_2 жыл бұрын
Fr
@AmenChildOfGod2 жыл бұрын
On god
@pabloevuu52322 жыл бұрын
Me too dude 😂
@bradenpstasny34772 жыл бұрын
Same here
@erik55suyama2 жыл бұрын
It’s coded in our dna 😂
@jean-pierrecarambar66092 ай бұрын
And then their is *that* guy. You too know that guy very very well. If you don't.. you now do
@jasonfitzpatrick7510Ай бұрын
Thank you for reminding us that women can possibly be so fun to talk to.
@SoulFistGaming Жыл бұрын
That last one is an immediate "use the stalls" moment
@DTrumpWon2024 Жыл бұрын
very true especially when there is only 2 urinals lol
@Redditor6079 Жыл бұрын
But then you realize all the stalls are being blown up by contractors. Nothing like the morning shits.
@chiefgilray Жыл бұрын
And have a nice sit down pee
@bojovnik6310 Жыл бұрын
The last one is for me to wait for one or 2 to leave or go to the stalls if one is available
@dontsubscribe4255 Жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t even be looking at the urinal if the stalls were open
@benisgonefishing4052 жыл бұрын
As a male viewer I can certify that this is 100% accurate.
@mrlolmaster10192 жыл бұрын
Brett and everyone involved in this channel and the viewers are all men, were all sick cants if we want to be brah, we all got a bit of zyzz in us
@landonv86412 жыл бұрын
I can confirm that the last 3 you simply wait for an opening
@adamvongphakdy94972 жыл бұрын
Yup
@LindseyDisney2 жыл бұрын
Maybe they should put separators in between the urinals.
@Joreel2 жыл бұрын
@@LindseyDisney they use to have those, but they removed them a decade ago in most bathrooms. Now all we can do it stare at the wall to avoid accidental peeks 😵
@lucian9272 ай бұрын
Level 5: go to the stall.
@jonathansequeira74512 ай бұрын
😂 love the final statement. Men and women are built differently and that's the beauty about it.
@jlawson7204 Жыл бұрын
Always stare at the person next to you to establish dominance.
@ch42zyb0y Жыл бұрын
XD
@everythingellieandaustinse6068 Жыл бұрын
o god 👀
@isopodslug6365 Жыл бұрын
Lmao XD
@stefanopatsiuras2838 Жыл бұрын
🤣 That's creepy, just do yours and go wash yer hands and fck off from the room
@bobobob5108 Жыл бұрын
I hate u creeps.
@izzy54152 жыл бұрын
"If there are 2 urinals, there's 1 urinal" -me
@Mathematica_EtHistoria2 жыл бұрын
If there 5 theres actually 2 or 3
@Machineheadtim2 жыл бұрын
Unless there is a good divider(s) there is only a fraction of the amount of urinals
@SmileWideBuddy2 жыл бұрын
"If there are 100 urinals, there are 50 urinals"
@spiderymantis42262 жыл бұрын
The schools 3 urinal setup it something else, don't wanna be caught lacking in the gay one
@mickvaulsack2 жыл бұрын
If theres no urinals pee in the toilet
@SmashClash12329 күн бұрын
This is so true, it's a no brainer 😂
@BBallerShorts3 күн бұрын
I watched that video, and as a male I can confirm it is true, we get weirded out when a random middle aged dude comes next to us
@aboxthatdrools Жыл бұрын
"Is that something you guys have to actually think about?" No, everything was already calculated the moment we enter the restroom.
@kalvonlaas1977 Жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@blakdrago7202 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@anuaracevedo9051 Жыл бұрын
It's called instinct
@ChickFenwick Жыл бұрын
Why do men think they're special? As a woman I would instinctively not go into a stall right next to an occupied stall, if there are other stalls available. Again, just instinct. (Also there's a chance that Dylan Mulvaney could be in there.)
@jdminn4 Жыл бұрын
@Fenwick Chick Lucky you have individual stalls. Try doing your biz, standing up, holding your pants up, getting jostled by some random dude(s). Much more enjoyable in winter, with all those extra layers. He didn't mention two other considerations: keep grip side free if possible, and if have to wedge in, try to do it next to narrowest dude(s).
@jaychristensen76017 ай бұрын
He's forgetting the "leave and try again later" option.
@Glitch-Out7 ай бұрын
Bro 😂
@JoaoSoares-rs6ec7 ай бұрын
If possible
@milton77637 ай бұрын
True. And the ‘obstinately waiting for the stall’ option - even if it appears the guy currently in there has passed out
@SA-xf1eb7 ай бұрын
There's gotta be a tree around somewhere
@zachbase11247 ай бұрын
BINGO
@it_Nexus56210 күн бұрын
4 and 5 are just, "fuck it, im going to the stalls."
@EyedCrown15 күн бұрын
No thinking is pure instinct
@peanutofficial232 жыл бұрын
"Do men actually take this seriously?" Yes. Yes we do
@jeremystrickland9684 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@DG3X. Жыл бұрын
Yes
@microwave7461 Жыл бұрын
Yep
@Awesome_1789 Жыл бұрын
Definitely agreed
@mrdominator5636 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@Gallentecitizen12 жыл бұрын
"Is that something you guys have to actually think about?" Not really, it's second nature.
@IsraelCountryCube2 жыл бұрын
shes stupid so she wouldnt know
@theonethatgotaway34752 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@joefitz29382 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@KingChristensen2 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@mweeb75732 жыл бұрын
It is our instinct
@SigmaChinfortnite-ln2uuАй бұрын
We act quicker than we think
@farlonmuentes60044 күн бұрын
Urinal test in itself would be an IQ test for schools.
@BushcraftingBogan Жыл бұрын
Yes. This is Bro Code Etiquette. I'll also add, "No Talking" and "Eyes forward at all times".
@sonorangaming449 Жыл бұрын
Depends on your job. In the military, we had no issues talking at the urinals.
@cpmow831 Жыл бұрын
@@sonorangaming449 also, NO TALKING
@joaquimmatabelejr3074 Жыл бұрын
HAND COVER......
@mrspicolli Жыл бұрын
@@alfredo2506 yeah, to simplify that choice I always take a step backwards first. Then it doesn’t matter as much Which way you turn it’s more about Is anyone in your path on one side or the other. 🤗
@mrbojangles4155 Жыл бұрын
And NO SHAKING
@scottgoldfarb95 Жыл бұрын
Women always have to go to the bathroom as a group. Men want to be as far away from one another as humanly possible. We are not the same
@jedaiahward6781 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@canadiansoviet Жыл бұрын
Why do women have to shìt collectively in a group stall ?
@crackheadadventures Жыл бұрын
I'm a girl and I agree with y'all, going to the bathroom with others is the worst. I needed to use the bathroom and so some girl I barely know followed me and hovered outside the stall bc "we should go together!!"
@hassanakhter6120 Жыл бұрын
Yeah! because we guys, if we are too close we just start comparing our sizes
@lilchristuten7568 Жыл бұрын
@@hassanakhter6120 Ok what? That's just disturbing, I've been right next to other men at the urinal and comparing sizes has never been on my mind, I mostly think about how much better I feel to be emptying my bladder, sometimes I think about the splash from the urinal and sometimes I think about the disgustingness and the nonsense of people not flushing before they leave because anyone can just come by and scoop up their urine and frame them for crimes.
@palespirit2 ай бұрын
What sucks is when you are in there alone, and some idiot STILL comes stands next to you. It’s creepy.
@CallanElliott7 күн бұрын
"That makes more sense." She gets it lmao.
@christ-abel87742 жыл бұрын
"Do men really think this way??" No, we don't think about this, we're built to do it on Ultra Instinct mode.
@aengusdedanann1812 жыл бұрын
urinal instinct mode?
@christ-abel87742 жыл бұрын
@@aengusdedanann181 Very good one lol
@christ-abel87742 жыл бұрын
@@rymanshroomzorz you said a mouthful 😁
@over9000optimally2 жыл бұрын
Dragonball Super. Hell yeah.
@atmosphericpressure35602 жыл бұрын
Some still get it wrong🤦🏾♂️
@ballybunion9 Жыл бұрын
The interesting thing is: no one taught us to do this. We all just figured it out instinctively.
@noeplug6953 Жыл бұрын
True
@MrMetra101 Жыл бұрын
Almost guaranteed rooted in elementary school
@GengUpinIpin Жыл бұрын
@@MrMetra101 the place where you learn things by yourself without any teachers or parents The restrooms i mean
@andreiwindstorm Жыл бұрын
Yes, through intelligence and wisdom 😂
@Spud500 Жыл бұрын
I just realized that, I think it's just experience
@TJEllman-sf8wt5 күн бұрын
It’s just instinct. I tried to explain this to my younger sisters and they were so lost 😂😂
@davidfernandez199213 күн бұрын
Unless, it's very urgent that I feel "Oh, my bladders are gonna explode", followed by any important thing to attend, then I would wait for one to leave since level 3.
@Rowan4Christ6 ай бұрын
When there are dividers, the rules still apply
@The_ex-atheistwk6tv6 ай бұрын
Yes! Women don't realize that this is what us straight men do. I believe normal gay men respect the urinal rules. If a family member is going pee, you wait for them to finish before you go.
@Xerox5945 ай бұрын
Right cus its not about seeing anything, it's just about how close you are to someone when peeing
@jameswest92615 ай бұрын
I'm confused, I thought today's ladies room had urinals? For those "LADIES" who still stand to piss.
@charlie83445 ай бұрын
@@jameswest9261it's for their sons lol
@SlRNIGHTINGALE5 ай бұрын
Yup
@WalkinChristum2 жыл бұрын
As man, I can confirm that this is 100% true, it's like playing 7d chess
@puest-uo4lr2 жыл бұрын
I HAVE AIDS
@FlashArc2 жыл бұрын
1 comment , but where's the comment??? Is it hidden????
@YoPierre12 жыл бұрын
Yes but the later stages I would just wait unless I am about to piss my pants tw
@zermon_ghostyt40602 жыл бұрын
Yes about 7ds in the room for sure
@nutsbdragon92922 жыл бұрын
Sucks when theres only 6 and its after break or lunch at work.
@bretthomas79132 ай бұрын
What’s insane is when there’s three urinals and someone goes straight for the middle. Sociopath behavior
@bengalbrown283413 күн бұрын
Yep this is a thing. 100% agreed with this guys logic on every level. On rare occasion you get a weird one who doesn’t follow the unspoken rules tho. Like tf you doing man?!😂
@63brennan Жыл бұрын
The other rule is 100% no talking. Ever. A men's room is silent as the grave. If you do have to communicate something, it is done in silence with a series of head nods and facial expressions.
@mr.smitty1993 Жыл бұрын
If a sound is to be uttered, it’s a simple “whew!” to acknowledge that someone really stank it up.
@nic5250 Жыл бұрын
Nah that’s silly, if you hold the door open for me imma say thank you or whatever 😂
@YT_OGViewer Жыл бұрын
It’s either that or a complete shit show. I was in New Orleans at Bourbon St bar and there weren’t separate urinals but a single trough. One guy came in, went next to his friend and said “is that all you’re working with?” Everyone else in there started dying laughing
@morgand3618 Жыл бұрын
lol the women's room gets loud especially at schools
@YourResidentPersonWhoDoesStuff Жыл бұрын
At my church, the ladies room is where all the old ladies gossip and me and my friends talk about how “Helen’s high heels made her skirt WAY too short”
@Smiley-of2jh2 жыл бұрын
*There are three urinals* Insane guy: *goes in the middle* Next guy: “Oh that son of a-“
@parkerschindel35062 жыл бұрын
Lol this is so true. I usually wait so that I'm not next to anyone, and when someone takes the middle of the three urinals, me and another few guys just stand there awkwardly not knowing what to do.
@Ghost-bk1mo2 жыл бұрын
*asserts dominance by taking middle*
@nuclearpotato2512 жыл бұрын
Yeah if the urinals are full I just use the toilet
@redox-jg3gu2 жыл бұрын
Yea we do lol
@sequinmichellefootdoggy6222 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@PIZZAGUYTAKEOVER9 күн бұрын
The last ones just a "Ima go home" moment
@afterlife6978 күн бұрын
The worst is when you’re at a sporting event, and you have to stand next to 50 other men and all piss in an open trough.
@Goat.Herder Жыл бұрын
And if you HAVE to pee next to someone there is an unspoken rule. You do not, under any circumstances, look away from the wall in front of you 😐
@rebeccahherdener2068 Жыл бұрын
"keep your eyes up and center".
@TNTz1ooChannel Жыл бұрын
Eyes up. I don't even want to see any eye contact
@ViPro2023 Жыл бұрын
Wait... I thought the rule was to make eye contact and smile.
@Goat.Herder Жыл бұрын
@@ViPro2023 Ah, you mean smile and wink 😂
@TJ-en5kt Жыл бұрын
tf🤣
@jere11242 ай бұрын
Level 5: wait until someone is done
@lucascunningham2422 ай бұрын
Nah that’s a beta move. Real men grit their teeth and rub shoulders if they have no other choice.
@tdawg68772 ай бұрын
@@lucascunningham242exactly what I was gonna say. Plus, if at a packed sports game, you can always yell “stop meat gazing” at the guy next to you. It’s even funnier if the guy is your friend. Always gets a big laugh.
@Benni-BloodRain2 ай бұрын
Or go into a cabin 😊
@anthonytaylor75902 ай бұрын
Must have a minimum of one urinal space between user's
@doubledrizzle2 ай бұрын
it doesnt even indicate if stalls are available.... questionerre results prove inconclusive yet again
@lukessportsacademy6 күн бұрын
Level 5 = bathroom stall for me or…”I don’t actually have to pee”
@montvilleo15 күн бұрын
This is exactly how I would approach each situation.... uncanny !
@alexeiutgoff79552 жыл бұрын
Bringing up the real topics. The struggles we go through.
@yeetproductionsbah38092 жыл бұрын
This is the Cleveland Show
@its-me-here2 жыл бұрын
All this happens subconsciously. Never thought about it before ... but it's true. Even outside I stay a certain distance from others.
@jaimieweisbergthehippo42 жыл бұрын
the army and military who are killed everyday and get only 1 day and a month thats not even known:
@noskalborg7232 жыл бұрын
Do you mean: "No matter how you jiggle No matter how you dance; The last few drops will always end up Right inside your pants."? If so, there's a solution: "So grab some paperproduct, To give your tip a squeeze. So when you zip you don't end up with urine to your knees."
@StalinLovsMsmZioglowfagz2 жыл бұрын
Stall all the way
@bylebree48422 жыл бұрын
Level 5 is definitely a “Yeah I’ll come back later”
@dfor2 жыл бұрын
Use the stall
@kennis_da_goat67062 жыл бұрын
@@dfor it don’t feel right💀
@Jumpman672 жыл бұрын
yup. look for a stall.
@panthernos2 жыл бұрын
Or wash your hands and hope one clears out
@viciousimpaler2 жыл бұрын
Exactly 💀
@mountainmgtow5421Ай бұрын
No, female Ben Shapiro, men do not think about this.
@steveblock899412 күн бұрын
He explained what we instinctively do. We don’t give it a lot of thought.
@DemoDick1 Жыл бұрын
It’s called urinal etiquette. And it’s important.
@SMGlama Жыл бұрын
YES
@mycroft16Ай бұрын
The foundation of civilization is literally built upon this. If the men's room fails, society falls.
@firefightszz2 жыл бұрын
When there’s a level 5 situation, switch to the stall for maximum privacy.
@roberthastings59692 жыл бұрын
But people think you’re taking a shit in a public bathroom which is maximum persecution lol
@webguy9432 жыл бұрын
@@roberthastings5969 who gives a sh*t
@firefightszz2 жыл бұрын
@@roberthastings5969 I don’t care lol
@roberthastings59692 жыл бұрын
@@firefightszz fair lmao
@himwhoisnottobenamed54272 жыл бұрын
I do that shit too.
@troyglenn43532 ай бұрын
What really sucks is having to take a dump in jail with six dudes and one toilet
@slmgaming693721 күн бұрын
There's no thinking about some of those. Where one needs to stand next to another. It's either wait until a clear space or piss your pants 😂
@kerbylumod8136 Жыл бұрын
Level 5: *go's to the stall locked the door and pee in the toilet*
@imanjx2914 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes...this is it
@potatoguy5428 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@miketuckerman5 Жыл бұрын
Stall etiquette around here seems to be that you don’t need to worry about the toilet. The floor is fine.
@Nick-Bel Жыл бұрын
I do that in every Level
@ultrax5083 Жыл бұрын
@@Nick-Bel same i don’t feel comfortable in those urinals
@thatonetimeatbandcamp2 жыл бұрын
There's also the "Do I risk jail time for pissing in a bush?" mentality.
@toddpacker10152 жыл бұрын
You never piss if there are lights go into the darkness
@matthewleibfred7602 жыл бұрын
as a kid, i did this all the time. As an adult ill never do this again
@toddpacker10152 жыл бұрын
@@matthewleibfred760 Everyone will do it if the need is high enough
@joez.27942 жыл бұрын
@@toddpacker1015 Don't forget to cover/remove reflective clothing (i.e., your VEST). Also, you a big William Hung fan Todd?
@dperson65572 жыл бұрын
Hell, done it, I say Go for Broke.
@peacekaАй бұрын
my shy bladder is either waiting for the restroom to be empty or looking for an open stall
@emkayr6866Ай бұрын
I couldn't have arranged that better😂. This is 1000% what goes through every man's mind
@CrowFuu2 жыл бұрын
Level 100: "Piss on the biggest guy to establish dominance."
@metas17792 жыл бұрын
Power move
@deicide77512 жыл бұрын
damn bro im gonna try this so I can become an alpha
@hiddenrambo3282 жыл бұрын
Consciousness Level 0 achieved after biggest guy turns around.
@daxidol14472 жыл бұрын
Risky move if they're into it.
@allmight81272 жыл бұрын
This caught me off gaurd hahah I was reading it so casually then bam! biggest guy, dominance
@FaultyStar2742 жыл бұрын
Her: "He's probably out cheating on me again" Him:
@thinleswangdus28102 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@rainynight022 жыл бұрын
"again?" 🤔
@Neotheaterr2 жыл бұрын
@@rainynight02 “AGAIN”
@rainynight022 жыл бұрын
@@Neotheaterr Doubt it
@_____Skywalker_____2 жыл бұрын
Again?
@crossoneheart2 ай бұрын
Thats why I wait for the toilet seats instead to become vacant so I don’t have to stress about this mental gymnastics
@EdWedgie22 күн бұрын
What’s funny is we don’t have to think about it, not even for a second 😂
@DeepSpaceNinja2 жыл бұрын
Also no eye contact, you look straight ahead. No talking but whistling is fine.
@waterdamnaged2 жыл бұрын
No. Absolute Silence. The whistler is a distraction.
@Guitarisforgrins2 жыл бұрын
No talking? I can tell you've never been out to a bar in your life.
@crealkillr2 жыл бұрын
I would say just pee and get out. I dont want to breath that toxic air any longer than i have to. I wouldnt whistle
@willek13352 жыл бұрын
@@Guitarisforgrins I can tell you've never been to the internet before.
@Guitarisforgrins2 жыл бұрын
@@willek1335 Oh really? How's that exactly?
@thycheeselord1552 жыл бұрын
"Is this what men actually do" Yes it's life or death 💀
@nabeelnitro64472 жыл бұрын
Who's looking at whose
@harshpatel63762 жыл бұрын
@NabeelNitro There will be one who will push us 😶
@castleromeo31502 жыл бұрын
It's a serious business
@bread59872 жыл бұрын
Its All About Spacing
@bobby_hill83572 жыл бұрын
The guys who mess the system up are the worst
@peachyjoon6673Күн бұрын
As a woman, this isn’t a man thing, this is just instinct and common decency
@stephencivic19892 ай бұрын
And they say us guys are dumb. We just apply the math in our head and don’t think about it really.
@gnosticnomad83897 ай бұрын
The last one is called checkmate
@mmmaclovin7 ай бұрын
Go to stall
@wightboy123457 ай бұрын
Actually played a flash game version of this and the answer for one level was to click the door and leave.
@nationalsocialism35047 ай бұрын
Just take the open leftside, so you can oiss holding with your right hand without someone there. It's less than ideal but not that big of deal... like when pissing at a trough
@eugeneshek71737 ай бұрын
Go wash hands and hopefully the right combination forms.
@kperson45607 ай бұрын
Also don't talk to me. It's bad enough I'm in a public restroom
@jamesdalton30827 ай бұрын
Once had a guy next to me introduce himself and TRY TO SHAKE MY HAND! I just looked at his hand and said, "DUDE, NO!"
@Light_Of_Elohim7 ай бұрын
@jamesdalton3082 Haha, he was trolling.
@timesthree57577 ай бұрын
Hi, how you doing. How's it hanging.
@aagupta80747 ай бұрын
😂😂😂@@timesthree5757
@milton77637 ай бұрын
There’s a video by Aba & Preach with them commenting on a video by a transman complaining about not knowing how lonely life is for men. She talks about it being normal for women to talk in the rest room. Not so for men…💀💀💀
@medved605225 күн бұрын
Woman: go to the toilet together Man:
@CrimzinEclipse201013 күн бұрын
A lot of women don’t realize that this behavior comes directly from the fact that there’s very minimal levels of privacy when it comes to urinals. You don’t get to be closed off entirely from others while using a urinal like you would with your own stall. So, men instead developed these social norms while using urinals to maximize as much personal space for everyone involved, in order to make up for the lack of privacy.
@Kjf3654 күн бұрын
And these rules tend to be relaxed a ton if there are walls between them. Still not going right next to someone if there's others available, but not waiting if there's nowhere else to go.
@PeterTheBoredOne Жыл бұрын
Roses are red, I need to make a call, No matter how many urinals are free, I'm going to a stall
@PAKallman Жыл бұрын
LMAO bruh
@lukemcfarlane4774 Жыл бұрын
same haha
@BlueBlacy Жыл бұрын
Roses are red Violets are blue If there no stalls What will you do?
@nicks3766 Жыл бұрын
@@BlueBlacy find a different bathroom haha
@PeterTheBoredOne Жыл бұрын
@@BlueBlacy Roses are red, Violets are blue, If there are no stalls Imma hold in my pee or poo
@GingyNinjyy2 жыл бұрын
Imagine as a girl, there are toilets with no walls, that are within inches of one another. You would 100% have the same thoughts
@IDontDoDrumCovers2 жыл бұрын
Yeah women would think the same thing if they were in the same situation. How many people use self serve machines so they don't have to interact with people? And people will go for ones that aren't close to each other unless they don't have any other option. So it's not just a going to the toilet thing.
@i_exist18722 жыл бұрын
yeah
@yurimaximus65282 жыл бұрын
this women is just reinforcing difference between men and women, totally unnecessary 😢
@eddiewinehosen66652 жыл бұрын
@@yurimaximus6528 WomAn* Just as it is MAN=singular, MEN=Plural it's woMAN=singular, woMEN=plural.
@watyer21912 жыл бұрын
Ikr I thought that it’s like not that hard to put yourself in the shoes of the guys lol
@dvgamer14613 күн бұрын
i never think about it, i never go to public bathrooms, i just wait till i get home
@mondaysman525311 күн бұрын
I love how even though I've never seen a test like this, I can just answer by instinct lmfao 😂
@Tony523082 жыл бұрын
1000% accurate. Men everyday make this calculation in less than a second.
@joud14362 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 i don’t know why this so funny
@that_one_kid42802 жыл бұрын
As a woman I already knew this but idk how I know 🤨
@FlashArc2 жыл бұрын
This is why men are better, no task can't be broken down and explained, and the calculations done quickly and efficiently.
@rahuldutt1358Күн бұрын
As subconscious as driving😂
@dylanw8902 ай бұрын
Sometimes we go to the stall and there is that one guy trying to take a shit that has to wait 😂
@flag8orfan6211 ай бұрын
It’s called the “bro code”. You never stand next to another man while pissing unless it’s an emergency or you’re at a ballpark and there’s a thousand guys waiting.
@jaidenbrink11 ай бұрын
I went to an event one time, forget if it was a ballgame or a concert…but there was a huge line and there wasn’t any urinals, just a big trough to piss in. It was one of the weirdest/worst experiences of my life, cause there were so many people waiting to pee that each position of the trough had a line in the restroom. Shudder.
@obsidianet11 ай бұрын
@@jaidenbrinkI was just going to say the trough. The last time I used one, I swore I pissed all over myself but apparently not.
@davidt162111 ай бұрын
He forgot to mention that if a guy in front of you walks up to a urinal, that factors into the decision, because he will most likely take longer to finish than anyone next to him.
@TheWutangclan199511 ай бұрын
@@jaidenbrinkI’ll take that over other countries I’ve been to. China has theirs bolted on the floor. Can’t imagine we swap our bathroom format with them, where everyone’s 🍆 is out like knights at the round table. Or someone misses and causes someone to slip.
@zack977711 ай бұрын
@@jaidenbrinksoilder field or wrigley?
@lowonairadventures Жыл бұрын
This is 100% accurate lol, sometimes if it’s too crowded you have to use a stall, even with open urinals 😂
@RestlessWandererOriginal Жыл бұрын
Lol , true 😂
@17Liberty76 Жыл бұрын
I would use the floor drain before I use a urinal adjacent to one already in use
@9kaseyrowe Жыл бұрын
My papaw had a game like this on his work computer growing up and I played it all the time and now I cannot think of anything else whenever I go into the bathroom. In the game if you chose the wrong one the people would turn around and beat you up.
@slavefeet57 Жыл бұрын
That! The very last one you just go to a stall or wait and see who finishes and take there spot lol
@Saintbow Жыл бұрын
Damn Skippy
@CassTeaElleАй бұрын
I mean, of course. Lol this all made perfect logical sense to me
@three33three332 күн бұрын
he forgot the wash your hands while waiting for a safe spot to be vacated..
@TheRealPaul_Morphy7 ай бұрын
It's not something that men consciously think about, but it is something that all men intuitively understand.
@darrennew82117 ай бұрын
I did this test a while ago with my wife looking over my shoulder, and she was astounded I could get all the answers right and she didn't even know it's a question.
@nickchalmers90007 ай бұрын
Not all men. The number of men i have had stand at the urinal right mext to mine, when all the rest are empty, and then start talking to me is insane. I can't fathom how they don't understand that you don't talk to a guy who has his dick in his hand especially when you also have your dick in your hand.
@IcemanDevil667 ай бұрын
Exactly!
@heroicsquirrel31952 жыл бұрын
This is accurate af, there’s no awkwardness or anything it’s just about privacy and respect
@budoshi19812 жыл бұрын
Exactly.. common sense.
@isaiahquinones2952 жыл бұрын
Yes indeed
@rumhave96322 жыл бұрын
Even if there are privacy panels, we still do this.
@redpenguinmining92162 жыл бұрын
Guys who don't follow this are sus af
@heroicsquirrel31952 жыл бұрын
@@rumhave9632 of course
@grandpascubaАй бұрын
Women would face the same dilemma if there were no walls between the stalls. 😅
@JackTheMarigold4 күн бұрын
1:50:16 “The war crimes that our company- Our country committed” Freudian slip!
@sharkfrenzy48662 жыл бұрын
Girls: why do you have to be spaced apart? Boys: it’s the law!!
@christophermartinez11592 жыл бұрын
We don't question it we just do it
@laythansimmons47182 жыл бұрын
Lol just wait until they’re are three open in a row then the middle
@night00glider2 жыл бұрын
Mr. Moseby ?
@nine-phoenix13062 жыл бұрын
We have instructions in our genetic code to do this
@turdFerguson5652 жыл бұрын
@@christophermartinez1159 yeah... There are no barriers most times. So more space the better. Imagine having your facilities out for whoever to just look over and see. You'd want some space.
@fortune98342 жыл бұрын
“Is that actually something you guys actually have to think about?” Yes.
@unlimited9712 жыл бұрын
No. It comes up almost naturally
@Inklow2 жыл бұрын
Nah I just use a regular toilet. Unirals disgust me for some reason
@proeuk32052 жыл бұрын
No you don't have to think about it it's just natural
@benr71012 жыл бұрын
Lmfao c'mon now, us men don't think, we simply *feel*
@iodinecola3262 жыл бұрын
@@Inklow the worst thing you can step in near a urinal is pis or gum and you can see it from a mile away but the most common thing you can step in/on near a toilet is shit and a used needle
@ii_MnBCTАй бұрын
Protect this woman at all costs.
@Agnos15Ай бұрын
Why
@ii_MnBCTАй бұрын
@@Agnos15 She’s thinking about the most unusual things, and how it can actually be the case and needs to be thought about, that’s why
@Agnos15Ай бұрын
@@ii_MnBCT so that's the reason you want to protect her?
@ii_MnBCTАй бұрын
@@Agnos15Bro did you not read my comment ??
@Agnos15Ай бұрын
@@ii_MnBCT I mean this was the ONLY reason to protect her??