Final Fantasy 7: Machinabridged (FF7MA) - Ep. 10 (SEASON FINALE) - TeamFourStar (TFS)

[@TeamFourStar]

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[@Jungoguy]

TeamFourStar I don’t know is he like Ghost Nappa? If he is, then it will be fine

[@BirdRaiserE]

That dog sounds a lot like Otis from Half Life Opposing Force

[@AlejandroRodriguez-cy8ee]

Of course. He’s not overreacting like his father....although considering what Septh can do, I wouldn’t be surprised if they blow up a whole continent.

[@hyperprimelife5025]

Cloud snapped 😐

[@sarahstevens9168]

im ok with joker running shinra

[@DMDSFrazzles]

Barrett and Red are now the best characters here hands down. "Scout ahead, Red." "Okay, black." "YOU GET A PASS."

[@megabladechronicles962]

+EP Frazzles rufus is great when he said oh no sir I'm no son of a bitch I'm the heir to a basturd

[@theadameister]

OH GOD! I DIDN'T CATCH WHAT BARRETT SAID HAHAHAHAHAA THANK YOU!

[@cameronzero]

damn near choked when he heard those lines

[@trevalynfar4925]

I like his next line slightly more, "Scouting report, where do I begin?"

[@cameronzero]

I had to comeback and watch it all over again just to die some more from that line!

[@brandonadrien3476]

Rufus: I loved my father as much as he loved this city and all its inhabitants. Well... he's not lying...

[@ChaosSepher]

I do enjoy a good backhanded technical truth.

[@RealQueenBowsette]

Room 69 lmfao

[@godtrue9205]

This is funny because he never loved his father and he never cared for the inhabitants of this city. Thus making this statement valid.

[@okayninjazero]

Amazing writing haha

[@nightterror3923]

That’s not UNtrue

[@holynarwhale8729]

Aerith: Your right, you do look much older. Red XIII: Did this room just get colder. Barrett: Oh f*** Yeah it did.

[@PHENOXSPARTAN]

Holy Narwhale87 It got cold to soothe the burn Aerith gave Tifa.

[@antzilla4000x]

Ohshit

[@BP-dn9nv]

Pretty sure Aerith's actually older too.

[@jmb72390]

Nobody and her boobs are bigger than hers too fun fact

[@javanjrburrows4090]

f*** girl

[@Raivon]

I JUST realised that Justin Briner, the voice of Cloud here, is actually the VA for Izuku Midoriya in Funimation's My Hero Academia Dub. That's fucking cool.

[@bubblehashgaming1430]

dude I never even put it together that that's deku holy crap team four star knows allot of cool people

[@Hexium_Vexium]

Late reply here, but Sarah Ann Williams, the voice of Tifa, has also voiced some characters in League of Legends - most notably Jinx, at least 'most notably' for me. So yes, @Tray titan, TFS knows some cool people. ^^

[@simplyakoala7220]

Jay White Lisbeth from SAO

[@blitz4779]

Raivon kira Buckland, who voices aerith, is the voice of 2B in more automata. TFS knows lots of awesome people

[@Negi1001]

I am now imagining the conversations with Midoriya, LOL Jinx, and 2B. And it is hilarious!

[@e77iott53]

Cloud: you should try his dresses, waaay more comfortable Rufus : oh I agree...wait how would you know? me: why are you agreeing?

[@iamthebasement6280]

Elliot Masters is Noone going to even mention how he said he agreed?

[@hypno-scream5652]

I imagine Roman Torchwick and Jaune Arc having a similar conversation.

[@shadowstrider8295]

@@hypno-scream5652 Roman: You scuffed my SHOP KEEPER BRAND SUIT! Jaune: You should try his dresses WAAAAY more comfortable! Roman: Oh I do agree-- Wait how would know? Jaune: I wore... One. Roman: ... To each their own! I'm not a judgemental persooooon...! Jaune: Wait I needed it to save a friend-- Aw DAMNIT!

[@hypno-scream5652]

@@shadowstrider8295 XD

[@shadowstrider8295]

@@hypno-scream5652 I've also been thinking on who would be the other characters would be Yang: Tifa (duh) Nora: Yuffie Penny: Aerith Ozpin: Vincent Zwei: Red Xiii Adam: Rude Cinder: T'sung But I don't know who would be Barret what do you think?

[@Emily-tv1iz]

"Oh I'm no son of a bitch I'm the heir to a bastard!" Definitely one of my favorite quotes from this series. It's such a cocky villain/anti-hero line and I love it dearly

[@hugogsmsa]

Reminds me of vegeta

[@dskylight17]

Sounds to me like he respects his mother

[@vesper1528]

Barret: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside Red XIII and Aerith: Not it Barret: Neither of you are as dumb as you lead on to be

[@turinmormegil7715]

After seeing the burn she gave Tifa, I'd mind my distance with her

[@zzz43344]

@@turinmormegil7715 Ditto. Lmao

[@turinmormegil7715]

@@zzz43344 she was not the Innocent flower we were lead to be AT ALL

[@zerohunter8905]

Cloud: I'm Cloud, former soldier - Zack: First Class... Cloud: First Class

[@mandragoradravgis]

that'd make sense actually...

[@alterbeyond]

Zack Is Cloud's Senpai & Also Aerith's Boyfriend, Zack & Aerith Is Dead . Cloud & Tifa Raise 2 Kids But Still Not Married lol

[@shadowstrider8295]

Barret: Barret. Lover, fighter, and leader of AVALANCHE.

[@HotSpringDemon]

@@shadowstrider8295 Tifa: Tifa! Bartender

[@shadowstrider8295]

@@HotSpringDemon Aerith: Aerith! I sell flowers!

[@Darkstar263]

"Yeah it was great for the 5 minutes it lasted" "That's what she said" "Fuck off Tifa" "We might have to, isn't that scary?"

[@fuhkishoga5130]

+Darkstar263 Goodness how horrifying

[@Compl3xington]

+Fuhki Shoga "What did she say?"

[@sababibilashvili5434]

+Darkstar263 good job quoting the script great sitation 10/10

[@itsyaboiChubbs]

+Saba Bibilashvili I agree 5/7

[@sababibilashvili5434]

Jon Shaffer "needed less talent"

[@drahsid2]

"Maybe an angel will save us." Ohh that reference.

[@slimchelmi6940]

expert Level foreshadowing

[@memelord0458]

I don't get it

[@drahsid2]

Youssef sobeih One winged angel.

[@ServantofBaal]

Yeah, Sephiroth is known as the one winged angel, and has a song called such

[@PopstAhri]

+Youssef sobeih They bought it. Hook, line, and sinker.

[@nomadskout9862]

"Did this room just get colder?" "F**k yeah it did." That one gets me everytime.

[@zzz43344]

Same

[@AM-yu9wy]

Fire < Fira < Firaga < Firaja < Cloud's burn to Tifa

[@jaredthecat8854]

Holy shit

[@fayneblackheart]

HOT DAMN!!

[@cproductions8146]

Firaza

[@haeroarchon9741]

Moon productions Isn’t Firaza just the Kingdom Heart version of Firaja since it comes after Firaga

[@cproductions8146]

@@haeroarchon9741 I didn't know that

[@wb9191]

" Maybe the reason you can't act like a grown up is because you can't get over the fact that your father was murdered!!!" ............. "SEENZU BEAAAAN!!!"

[@mysticwiztech]

Trunks seenzu beans heal physical damage, only therapy will heal emotional trauma.

[@codysonic1]

Yeah she won't go though

[@Kiddo_X]

If silence had weight to it..😲😲😲😮😮😮

[@zachscarbrough2727]

Holy Shit! o_o

[@darkstardarin]

@Kirferyan That and Cloud snapping was never addressed.

[@parker1631]

"Scout ahead Red!" "OK Black!" "You get a pass."

[@natecope2810]

I fucking love that line

[@__-dr5vm]

I didn't think anyone was going to talk about that

[@Killer_Kool7]

2:50

[@grkfunn5821]

I would say the same thing if I had a talking dog best friend

[@gagejohnathan9641]

Context, Red has dog in him, Dogs are colour blind.

[@samif1128]

"Maybe an angel will save us..." Fuck.

[@charabrazuca9157]

+SamiF11 28 Your profile pic makes this comment all the more funny.

[@JDizzle_98]

Oh good, I'm not the only one who caught that

[@JDizzle_98]

***** Might be a spoiler. I haven't played FF7 but I know that Sephiroth's Final Battle Theme is called "One Winged Angel"

[@charabrazuca9157]

***** It's like Sephiroth's title. "The One Winged Angel".

[@Plokman040]

+SamiF11 28 Yeah kinda a bad choice of words on her part. Cherub may have been less of a jinx.

[@joshuas.8410]

Cloud: Maybe the reason you can't act like a grown up, is because you can't get over the fact your father was murdered. ... Red XXI: Holy shit. How not to love Red xD lol

[@TrivatorGaming]

SENZU BEAN

[@PassiveWealth]

Who tf is Red 21

[@Jarock316]

It was Barret that said that, not Red.

[@ace0719]

@@Jarock316 it was red just turn on subtitles

[@ace0719]

@@PassiveWealth the red dog lion thing

[@Powerman77775]

9:17 Barret: "Fire does not do anything to robots!" Yet it did more damage than your hand cannon...

[@PHENOXSPARTAN]

Zeo Senzu Bean!!!!!

[@SilverHairedFreak25]

"Red XIII. And I'm _hungry_." Not sure if that was intended to be an absentmindedly goofy line, or a badass threat.

[@Skeleton-chan]

+SilverHairedFreak25 This is why I like Taka's interpretation of Red. It's hard to tell whether he really pays attention to what's going on or if he just says whatever and it somehow fits. "Neither one of you is as dumb as you lead on to be." as Barret would say.

[@NameName2.0]

+SilverHairedFreak25 I think he was just hungry.

[@smileytrashbag8979]

+SilverHairedFreak25 Pretty sure TFS Goku Said that. Possible Homage?

[@SilverHairedFreak25]

***** See, to me, it sounded like Red put emphasis on "hungry", like he was threatening to eat Rufus. Either way, refer to Skeleton-chan's comment.

[@takahata101]

+SilverHairedFreak25 yes.

[@RyanRos]

At the End when Cloud roasted tiffa me: SENZU BEAN!!

[@peeweeweepee6024]

Gh0stly definitely gonna need a senzu after that one.

[@thenerd-bot9847]

Ain't no Senzu strong enough for that.

[@trisonicbrandtech]

Senzu beans heal physical trauma emotional trauma will take many months of therapy

[@codysonic1]

I think thats not gonna work...... Me: CURAGA!! * Nothing* oh well ... HAVE A BISCUT! *thows a doggie treat at Tifa*

[@hyperprimelife5025]

I think tifa pissed😐

[@azurestarseliph5926]

"atleast you didn't try to heal it" "heeeey!" "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!" I legit lost it at that part

[@Monunga]

Third time watching this. "You want to say that again, *_Tifa_*?" I STILL get chills when I hear that.

[@Wangitup]

The "uh oh" barrett drops was awesome.

[@dsilva369]

I just love watching Aerith being passive aggressive.

[@DragonQueenOfTheDead]

Based on what I've seen of abriged series', Sephiroth will either be a terrifying nightmare or the goofiest mother fucker ever.

[@greatwallofno3533]

Why not both?

[@mysticwiztech]

knowing tfs definitely both

[@karma8708]

Cloud: Now where the fuck is that katana guy Seph: HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY? *everyone screams*

[@yal3348]

Sibling TheThird well terrifying nightmare it is

[@michaeliv284]

Nope, as dull as a cookie. Not in an intelligence way

[@Master_WannaBe_]

Aerith: *sigh* you’re right, you ARE much OLDER looking...bye Red: Did this room just get colder? Barrett: oh f**k yeah it did.

[@zzz43344]

XD

[@megahobbit5972]

now here i stand armless friendless and homeless but not TALKING DOG BESTFRIENDLESS!!!!

[@hailmendoza6106]

OMG! WE'RE BEST FRIENDS?!

[@megahobbit5972]

Will Tucker YEEEEAAAAAAAHH!!!!

[@fancifulgamer28]

"Red X I I I. And I'm hungry..."

[@darkpheonix831]

lol I really wish they included the soft piano solo of barret's theme played here in the album.

[@terla2971]

I cried of laughter the first time I heard the "yeaaaaaaaaah"

[@krysala]

"It looked hurt." -Aerith (2015) ..I died. XD

[@TheToaprimezilla]

krysala NOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@Jarock316]

"At least you didn't try to heal it." "Hey!" "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!"

[@zayaannashrid1374]

Cloud: "I have a Proposal!" Aerith: *GASPS* Cloud: "We go after Sephiroth!" Aerith: Awww........ I. FUCKING. DIED.

[@EHH246]

14:36 I imagine Cloud having a completely calm face when that bell rings, hiding the fury that lies beneath it.

[@Banjo_Was_Taken]

Did this room just get colder? Oh fuck yeah it did.

[@Siralexandrine]

Cloud: You son of bitch Rufus:oh You are wrong my dear sir,am no son of bitch, am heir to a bastrad Next Rufus's line on a shirt please

[@Siralexandrine]

*need

[@pinkylledo1345]

that is epic

[@AdrianLeeGod]

PUT IT ON A SHIRT!

[@jameslong672]

+Adrian Lee put it on a shit....... shirt

[@firewolfandrewb]

10:07 Cloud: You should try there dresses. Waaaay more comfy. Rufus: I know rig-wait how would you know? Me: How would you know!?! Seriously, was I the only one who noticed that?

[@nomadskout9862]

no i caught it too.

[@firewolfandrewb]

deadpoolio8 I never played FFVII, does Rufus seem like that kind of guy?

[@nomadskout9862]

I've never played either But, remember this is an abridged vid, He might not be too much of a dick.

[@firewolfandrewb]

deadpoolio8 I meant the kind of guy who wears a dress.

[@nomadskout9862]

Oh, no he's not.

[@jackdaone6469]

It's funny because Aerith is 22 and Tifa is 20.

[@li-limandragon9287]

I know right?

[@jmb72390]

and a low-key fact she's even has a bigger bust the tifa but she covers up

[@MRWINDYMETHANE]

@@jmb72390 *has*

[@otakon17]

@@jmb72390 wait WHAT?!

[@zzz43344]

@@jmb72390 wow O_O

[@patronofdragons]

Is this character development? In an abridged series? Color me surprised.

[@ZyroShadowPony]

Patronofdragons it worked wwith sao

[@ejelecflametails6657]

You're right, and there's more where that came from

[@EE3rd]

Bro, it's team four star, of course there's going to be character development Just noticed this comment is from a year ago........ fuck it

[@ZyroShadowPony]

Ernie its coming back alive!

[@streetracer-sam6152]

I mean you also have DBZA and HUA. They're also full of character development.

[@lordbroccoli4182]

“I’m not a son of a bitch, I’m an heir to a bastard.” Fuck, that was actually a good line.

[@DS1Infinite]

Yes !!!!!

[@swordmaster3179]

Goddamn Cloud layed it on Tifa hard in the end. No icepack will be big enough to heal that burn lol.

[@bmyles9567]

could layer raped fire atack on tifa

[@augustuslxiii]

Gonna need a hi-potion for that one.

[@somedude5650]

+augustuslxiii Bro that roast was so bad I could litteraly feel the hatred and anger inside.not even a gallon of alo vera could heal that.(did I spell alo vera right btw?)

[@MapleSyruphox]

Gonna need a Phoenix Down for _that_ one...

[@BonelessFolka]

gotta need a senzu for that one.

[@nugrahadwiky6151]

Cloud: Your family's weird Rufus: You have no idea... *Hearing Palmer yelling* Palmer: I'M TAKING THIS TO THE MOON AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME! Pilot: Sir, can i please HAVE THE CONTROL'S BACK!? Rufus: *Long sigh* Oh my god, that's hilarious!

[@CodenameMEGAN]

"OH MY GOD! WE'RE BEST FRIENDS?!" LOVE IT XD

[@pyxl666]

I love how you can still hear him screaming faintly rooms away as it cuts back to Cloud.

[@adog733]

Love that look on Aerith's face at the end.

[@delta1884]

+adog733 Its priceless!!

[@penguinmaster1795]

Yandere alert at the end!

[@tobicapriroy0176]

+penguin master 17 Holy Shit Yandere vs Tsundere. How much do you want to bet that Aerith will runaway because Cloud didn't fully like her and is still into Tifa in this version.

[@kraevorn7483]

+penguin master 17 who is the yandere and the tsundere in this.

[@RRM25100]

+Tyrese Young runaway and get killed yeah you really DIDN'T FUCK UP CLOUD.

[@ticcitoby6179]

15:40 Cloud: Maybe it is because YOU can't get over the fact that your FATHER WAS MURDERED! Me: that escalated quickly

[@robman1493]

Holy Shit!

[@cproductions8146]

WOW

[@zenothtri4504]

Holy shit

[@nightmarebb7987]

14:36

[@Oddfosshaugbagi]

Shouldent it be the other way around isent cloud the one that cant get over his mom murder i mean tifa probebly found her dad dead but cloud saw his mom die before him unable to save her

[@JairusC]

Can we just address how PERFECT Barrette's VA had delivered that line at 7:48 in response to Red XIII's comment? LOL. I CAN'T.

[@MegaHakkon]

Jairus C. Music i

[@Astrithor]

"I loved my father as much as he loved this city and its people." Yeah, your father, who...dropped the Sector 7 plate on the...hmmm...I don't think Rufus liked his dad very much.

[@NekoYuki]

Seems to be a family of sociopaths.

[@Wbfuhn]

Cloud dropped the bomb, and it burned like hell.

[@RyuseiiTheCrimsonKing]

+Wabefuhon Like tifa's village and her master when he died!?

[@rickroll9965]

+Ryuseii Masamune NO CHILL

[@kurogoose]

+Ryuseii Masamune Didn't Zangan survive and escape? He pulled Tifa out after Sephiroth was stopped, didn't he?

[@SunfishV]

+Wabefuhon These freaking bombs...

[@bax974]

Andre 3000 would be impressed

[@quinnlewis1753]

Scouting Report: Where do I begin

[@megamania7106]

Barret: WE CANNOT HANDLE THIS! Perfect summation of my fight with that boss.

[@brawlboi7625]

I feel you buddy

[@Sabis2365]

"President shinra is dead! All hail President shinra!"

[@kembowhite1903]

9:17 but....the fire did more damage than his bullets

[@CraftItGaming]

+EpicSonicSkillz No it wasn't. His limit break is Sled Bite or something like that. He dives at the enemy, and its a long range attack.

[@sir_stride]

Hes taking about barrets bullets doing less damage than the fire that Red XIII cast. And barrets limit break is Big Shot, which he used to kill the boss

[@Clarkarius7]

+kembo white Eh... Ignoring the limit break, I suppose you could argue that it's not an efficient use of MP to damage out put if you want to nit pick. But it's a comedy at the end of the day.

[@CraftItGaming]

+Tyler French I thought he was talking about Red XIII. I know Barret's limit break is Big Shot, I've been playing through the game.

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

+kembo white True but he could of used bolt to do more damage instead of using fire.

[@Rangel695]

9:25 Why! Why would you do that sweet flower girl XD

[@GangstaJem7]

"It looked hurt"

[@GangstaJem7]

"It looked hurt"

[@sotieutube]

I cannot stop laughing at this scene. I can't breathe. Omg

[@Maverickslayer744]

.....nnnnNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO

[@thaloh]

Best scene in the episode. Stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

[@KingOfMomentum]

Cloud completely lost it at end. Good job bro. Stand up for your nards.

[@markerofthedead]

Aight I know everyone’s still freaking out over Justin Briner voicing both Cloud & Deku from MHA- But who the fuck else is Just Now realising that Rufus is voiced by Xander Mobus: Voice of Joker from Persona 5

[@theasexualsheepofthefamily]

Oh crap I can hear it now!!!

[@Temjin747X]

8:03 For his Neutral Special, he wields a Gun (In this case, a Double-Barrelled Shotgun)

[@Deadpool3E]

Whoa! I honestly thought Cloud would've said... something else. Like maybe he'd go and call Tifa a bitch. Talk about how she basically used him. You know, throw in an actual grievance and tell it like it is. But that... That was a little uncalled for... Just... Damn! Savagery!

[@RRM25100]

+Deadpool3E he still kept her in the party though weird

[@rogerpuzzitiello]

You gotta admit, he had a point.

[@1stcaptainraldoron538]

+Deadpool3E Well to be fair, she kinda had it coming. Harsh as it is, some people just need a to be slapped n the face w some reality. Or in this case, a full on, spiked gauntlet incased Shoryuken to the face.

[@mas8705]

Don't worry. Tifa will have lots to say during the next part. After all, you know how much Cloud did during Sephy's... Firework show, right?

[@RRM25100]

mas8705 Tifa might stop being mean to Cloud and stop bullshiting on how she feels about him. Can't wait for Cloud's Identity crisis and the WEAPONS, I hope they fight Ruby for some reason

[@z3r070000]

three minutes in and I'm already satisfied. lets see the rest.

[@z3r070000]

+Sitting Pyro Did not disappoint to the very end.

[@ironwolg]

+Sitting Pyro that's what she said

[@z3r070000]

That was the point.

[@k-wiggins9581]

+Perry D Fuck off Tifa.

[@Krukmeister]

+K-Wiggins 95 We might have to, isn't that scary?

[@amaccoy]

Cloud: " You should try his dresses. WAY more comfortable." Rufus: "Oh, I agree- Wait how would know?" Me: How do YOU know?!

[@Iron8127]

Cloud: I wore one...

[@Jarock316]

@@Iron8127 Rufus: ...To each his own, I'M NOT A JUDGEMENTAL PERSON!

[@Iron8127]

@@Jarock316 Cloud: Wait, I needed it to save a friend- Aw... DAMMIT! Speaking of... Where the hell are they?

[@FloofPuppy]

9:58 That part ALONE about the dress made my day. Merry freaking Christmas, TeamFourStar.

[@arvoredeuva5485]

3:18 "Scouting report! Where do I begin...?" Am I really the one who laughed their ass off at this line because of how the VA pinpointed the tone?

[@endergeek236]

You are not. That is probably one of my favorite reads in this whole damn series.

[@Neuviletteiudexofmemes]

"Kidnap someone Sephiroth cares about" ..... aahahah....ahahahahaha... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!

[@charabrazuca9157]

+Demon Emperor Void Swag Joke's on you, what if they got Jenova's head? XD

[@viktoriahelgeland7324]

that didn't end well the first time though

[@TheConplex]

+Ragna The Doomed Edge Advent Children

[@LukeAImp]

that was really the entire plot of advent children

[@ac0tactics]

+Lukas Ampongan yeah, they are all dead...

[@Midnight1999]

Dayum Cloud finally grew a pair xD

[@mackybell14]

When I was watching that scene I thought either Cloud finally snapped under the pressure, and that crushed balls be damned he was gonna tell this shit mouthed slut bag what for... Or that good old Sephy already started pulling his favorite strings to... *Remind* people. After all who wants to be memory? Either way Cloud gets hurt, and conflict this early is just the kind of thing Sephiroth enjoys.

[@Midnight1999]

BroPool41 Exactly, even though cloud had a few points mostly him being a pussy and then bitching about it. Tifa became my favorite character after the first threat she told cloud lmao.

[@charabrazuca9157]

Yeah. By all means, have someone that should be your friend treat you like crap for years while you're actually helping them time and again. Then, AFTER you are indeed helping them to the best of your abilities (and getting constantly f*cked up) along with risking your life and reputation in the process, have that same person still treat you like crap at every opportunity or make fun of you for no apparent reason other than being a b*tch. If after all that, you're still not triggered, then you come back here and criticize Abridged Cloud for basically doing what he should have done way back by telling Tifa to go f*ck herself, more or less. Abridged Tifa may be a funny as heck character, but she's a total bitch towards Cloud. Nobody can blame him at all for finally giving her the ultimate "F*ck you!" here.

[@BetaGunslinger]

Gaming Guild there's also the fact that this version of Cloud, much like the original before the brooding man he is portrayed as now, was a newbie who was in over his head and was projecting the badass image for the sake of morale.

[@SCI-FIWIZARDMAN]

Awwwww, Tifa's all insecure about her real feelings. And now Cloud's finally had enough of her shit. ..............THE PLOT THICKENS!!! Tune in next (in the next 2) week(s) to find out what happens!!! (Or whenever the next season airs.)

[@riseevil7131]

+Rayquaoxys3846 The way you say it, sounds like how the Narrator in Dragon Ball Z would say at every cliffhangers xD Ah! Nostalgia :D

[@SCI-FIWIZARDMAN]

omegagilgamesh Ah yes, let's all harp on TFS for their occasional scheduling mishaps and delays. I mean, it's not like they provide well-crafted and quality material completely on-schedule the other 98% of the time, right? Nearly one new DBZA episode/movie special a month for the past 7+ years, an HUA episode every Halloween for the past 5 years minus this year's delay, and now a new FFVII Machinabridged episode every 2 weeks for the past several months. I mean, how dare they occasionally bumble something up while busting their balls making all this content themselves, for extremely little profit, for a bunch of inconsiderate fans. What do these guys think they are, human beings who make mistakes? ........in case you couldn't tell, that entire comment was sarcasm.

[@gregorymincey]

More like the next 4 seconds :/

[@the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult]

dude the loading screen!!! aerith looks so damn evil!! XD

[@pyrus0zero]

I'm kinda glad cloud finally stood up to tifa. She's been kinda a dick. Can't wait to see what happens next.

[@hizzyhi]

Barret : OK RED scout ahead! XII : Ok black! Barret : You get a PASS XDD

[@alexanderleonardi3625]

check the naming pattern. he was referring to the hair

[@CommisarHood]

Barrett: Alright which one of us is going to check outsid... Red: Not it! Areth: Not it! Barrett: ...Neither one of you is a dumb as you lead on to be. My favorite exhange in this episode aside from Barrett trying to teach Areth and Red to fight a robot.

[@TrivatorGaming]

Barret: At least he didn't try to heal it. Aerith: Hey Barret: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!

[@luedog4life]

I don't like how attached I'm getting to Aireth. I know what happens. This won't end well.

[@The8WorldKing]

None of us were ready

[@someknowmeasxeno1918]

+8 World King Is it bad I didn't care about Aerith or feel any emotion other than mild irritation at her death because I realised I'd lost a character to use UNTIL I played Crisis Core and actually started giving a shit?

[@rasengan124]

You know what this means though, right?! "Ghost Aerith"!!! :D (It's GOTTA happen!)

[@RRM25100]

+Brendan Smith you can see her in the church in midgar after she dies as a ghost

[@The8WorldKing]

+Xeno 117 maybeish

[@Reviewer2016]

14:31 What speaks more about that clip? -The fact Cloud has been through nothing but hell since “joining” Avalanche and isn’t about to let Tifa high road him like she’s had to bail him out at every turn so much so willing to humiliate himself in drag trying to save her. -How Tifa has either mocked and threatened Cloud through most of the series (at this point) and the moment he is standing up to and and not backing down on her remarks she is legitimately struggling to think of what to say next. Basically she’s not as assertive as she thinks when Cloud remembers he does have a spine. -Insert your realization here.

[@robertbetz2933]

10:40 literally everyones reaction when the second robot drops in

[@breadsandwich1469]

13:39 Cloud: "And that's how I roll!" Barret: "Eye roll indeed" OMG teamfourstar you guys are too much LMAOOO

[@13minutestomidnight]

…dude. Woah. …not that Tifa didn't have that coming, but damn. Swallowing that is going to really hurt. That may be the one time Cloud gets a one-up over someone before the whole "traumatic mental illness" thing comes full circle. ….And seriously, who would think *trying to find Sephiroth* is a GOOD idea??

[@thesupershinymegagengar2034]

No, Tifa TOTALLY had it coming.

[@nickthepick8043]

@@thesupershinymegagengar2034 Yeah, it's like that cathartic moment when you snap at that one toxic friend.

[@thesupershinymegagengar2034]

@@nickthepick8043 Agreed!

[@TheJboy88]

It's official. This version of Sephiroth is gonna scare the crap out of me.

[@RRM25100]

+Jay oh yes

[@Keon994]

+Jay And then when we finally get to him he'll be like a mixture of Zarbon and Android 17.

[@RRM25100]

Keon994 no the premise of Sephiroth has been established as being a no nonsense kind of man

[@tazhc1]

+RRM25100 not necessarily, he could come out like the joker

[@unfortunatelythis4183]

+Jay The tone at 3:54 was great. Tifa and Cloud's realization.

[@DallasUnchained]

Barret's delivery is pure comedy gold! :D

[@shadowofdread7018]

9:04-9:32 When you're trying to teach your younger sibling and girlfriend how to play video games.

[@jonnynaylor8112]

That’s actually accurate

[@jonnynaylor8112]

But whovis who

[@ceresbane]

"scout ahead Red" "Ok Black" God TFS is good with these race jokes.

[@smousse42]

- «I m armless, hopeless, friendless, but not talking-dog-friendless» - «Oh my god we're best friends !? This made my day !!

[@BlackFlash09]

Wait... if "Cloud" will be voicing Gohan in his teenage years, does that mean "Tifa" will voice Videl?

[@graybach7969]

that... WOULD BE AMAZING!#!! TFS, GET ON THIS!!!!

[@chandlersexton34]

This had better happen.

[@RasoKye]

Paul Dunbar yes.

[@BlackFlash09]

Roxas theNobody Haha!

[@jacob-yy8sq]

Okay, give this guy a medal because that is an awesome idea!

[@RyzaLoves]

Justin and Xander (aka Deku and Persona effin 5's Joker) both here. TFS really proving they can sense talent

[@silverblade357]

WHY?! Why would you do that, sweet flower girl?!

[@mriddley]

It looked hurt

[@fahdasq507]

+mriddley NNNNNNNNNNNNAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[@HeilRay]

+silverblade357 I want to see her try and heal a zombie type monster. Her kindness would kill.

[@silverblade357]

CannedBread "OMG! What're you... Oh... Uh... Good kill!"

[@seaking5197]

+CannedBread thats the first thing i tought xD

[@SquishyTheTitan]

7:36. Fun fact, Aerith is actually 2 years older than Tifa.

[@elijahhayter3026]

Oh… damn. Talk about shade.

[@fatguysay]

5:49 Cloud: Actually, that sound like a pretty fair assessment. Tifa: More or less, I guess. Aerith: That sounds lovely! Let's do that! Red XIII: I'm new here, but I'm open to the concept. Barret: I thought that's what we were doing guys, c'mon!

[@natelecarde962]

Cloud: Trust me, there's nothing they can't handle. Barret: WE CANNOT HANDLE THIS!!

[@havod8101]

3:42 That is the most perfect example of how I reacted the first time I played through this part I've seen so far...

[@Pwnedgamer94]

"Fire does not work on robots" Did more damage than you did

[@bobbybaker9059]

I love how Tifa and Cloud in this abridged series are NOTHING like how they are in the actual game I love that contrast 😂

[@JudaiMaverick86]

Tifa: Wow. who would've think lighitng would've killed a robot? Cloud: Pssssh. Anyone. EVERYONE would think to do that! Tifa: I was being sarcastic. Barret: At least you didn't try to heal it. Aerith: Heeeeeeey! Barret: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! My GOD! This exchange made me fall to the ground laughing!

[@blakegorham4994]

"Scout ahead, Red" "Ok, Black!" "You get a pass"

[@ArseneLupinIIIMrjovoni]

*Cloud:* Ohh Tifa!You are some piece of work!Honestly I don't know why I'm surprised you're this way!You,ve always been like this!!!Maybe the reason you can't act like an grownup,IS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOUR FATHER WAS MURDERED!!!!! *(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ* *Tifa:* ................................. *Red XIII:* Holy Shit

[@tobicapriroy0176]

What's funny is the fact that he created his own persona in his mind because he couldn't except the truth that his friend died.

[@TheJamacaneseNerd04231996]

+Tyrese Young its ironic really

[@MrDeflador]

+Tyrese Young Well tp be fair, he couldnt remember it correctly cause the expirements shinra did to him and zack. Parts of Zacks memorys fused with cloud and his ones get damaged. After Zack died he kinda made his Story from the parts he remembered (and thought he remembered). So unlike Tifa who can remember everything (and did not say a word even she knows cloud was not a Soldier) it is not the fact he cant get over it. Its that he cant remeber correctly what happend becuase Shinra expiremended on his mind.

[@MelBrooksKA]

+MrDeflador Does that mean Tifa has been taking advantage of a mentally handicapped person?

[@tobicapriroy0176]

No not really. To be honest I they are both handicapped. Cloud has his whole persona issue and Tifa I think is just very afraid of the world to be honest. Her father is dead and considering the last few episode I am pretty sure that she nearly became a prostitute in order to get money.

[@dawsonglawe3203]

Barret: "So, who's gonna check outside?" Red XIII and Aerith: "Not it." Barret: "Neither one of you is as dumb as you lead on to be."

[@icarusmarioFAN]

"PRESIDENT SHINRA IS DEAD! ALL HAIL PRESIDENT SHINRA!!" Was that Reeve?

[@Raven1024]

No...wasn't even close to the same voice actor.

[@squidleystudios277]

It was Palmer.

[@shadowstrider8295]

Rogal Dorn kills Alpharius Alpha Legionnaire: Alpharius is dead! ALL HAIL ALPHARIUS!

[@conagherdenson2194]

@@shadowstrider8295 Dorn killed Alpharius. This was confirmed by GW

[@shadowstrider8295]

@@conagherdenson2194 fixed it.

[@hopeonelove4703]

"I know who he is! President Shinra's baby boy: Vice president Rufus "ain't nepotism a bitch" Shinra"

[@hopeonelove4703]

LoL

[@PhotonKingShark77]

When cloud follows the blood it leads to Smash bros.

[@dnmstarsi]

+Sora Shiun'in But first he has to fight against the announcer!

[@bax974]

+dnmstarsi a new challenger approaches!

[@dnmstarsi]

Charley Campbell But in order to get into smash, he has to show it out with Modus himself since he's the crazy master in the game.

[@bax974]

+dnmstarsi Lets get it on *ding ding

[@dnmstarsi]

Charley Campbell 3, 2, 1, GO! 8:00

[@vivianrivers6716]

RUFUS IN THIS IS THE PROTAG IN P5! THE PHANTOM THIEF IS NOT A JUDGEMENTAL PERSON!

[@dnmstarsi]

And now he's in Smash Bros. Also he's the announcer/Master Hand.

[@nobgs4505]

"I'll cast Fire!" "Fire does not do anything to robots!!" You sure Barret? It did more damage than your gun XD

[@robman1493]

I know what will work (heals it) WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT SWEET FLOWER GIRL?!?!?

[@ZoniferConundrum]

It looked hurt

[@robman1493]

@@ZoniferConundrum NNNOOOOOOOOOO!-

[@multiverse_media2023]

@@robman1493 So even thought there’s a new boss, nothing’s changed with SHINRA?

[@multiverse_media2023]

@@robman1493 Oh, is that so? HEY PALMER, THEY ARE SHUTTING DOWN THE SPACE DIVISION!!!

[@luizfelipeferro2679]

Barret: FIRE DOES NOT DO ANYTHING TO ROBOTS! Aerith: Oooh! I know what will work! *Heals enemy robot Barret: WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, SWEET FLOWER GIRL?! Aerith: It looked hurt! Barret: NNNNNOOOOOOOO!

[@Aussieroth7]

3:56 ... I'm not gonna lie, I want the FFVII remake to incorporate that moment somehow. The thunder and lightning with a silhouetted Sephiroth is nothing short of brilliant! EDIT: ..... Instead we got weird black smoke and him doing it right there and then-Yeah kinda anti-climactic.

[@curtisfriley8853]

I’ve watched the abridged a hundred times but never noticed the silhouette. That would be cool in maybe part 3 since it wasn’t in 2. Hopefully they have a reference to the abridged or meet “fans” dressed like them voiced by tfs, lol

[@Ipriimus]

I’ve never seen this series or ever played the games but I woke up to 14:45 sec with ZERO CONTEXT, the dog saying “Holy Shit” threw me over the edge, gonna watch this series now

[@Shyhood]

Red is now my favorite character "Status report" "Where. Do. I. Begin"

[@charabrazuca9157]

15:54 That look of satisfaction in Aerith's save face.

[@MrMovees87]

OH. MY. FUCK. That ending was ridiculous! Also, "Scout ahead, Red!" "Okay, black!" "You get a pass." THAT was hysterical. I can't wait for Season 2!

[@tritondemius3723]

7:57 Cloud: Good i will kill you 2 minutes I feel like i heard that before Goku: Good i will just kill you in 2 minutes

[@beybladerocks7]

"I have a *proposal*" happy gasp "we find chenron" unhappy gasp

[@christianmarcotte4068]

who is chenron?

[@t-greenrock404]

It's Shinra dude

[@quinnramirez5907]

*Sethiroth. I understand. It must have been spell check.

[@tokufan22]

LOL Aerith's face on the save screen!

[@thatonegamerdude245]

And cloud

[@PadChords]

11:30 This was one of my favorite jokes in the whole series.

[@Octopugilist]

"Follow the blood..." That was actually creepy!

[@zerosorigin8387]

I loved that lined, hearing her say it was even better.

[@TheMaineMeta]

And Red's line that followed was awesome