Fired Twitter Employee Applies For First Real Job

[@TheBabylonBee]

What job should Mandy seek out next?

[@robertcatesby8420]

Professional suicide?

[@not88me]

Congress

[@jasonthemagnificent2.0]

0nlyF@nz

[@marathonfreak67]

@@not88me Alameda Research CEO? Too soon?

[@lukev.552]

plumber

[@ps-gq5km]

I just want to thank Elon Musk for returning all of those people to their rightful positions as baristas and gas station attendants.

[@ghost307]

Don't forget the CPAs - Car Park Attendants.

[@TroyRandall1]

Baristas and gas station attendants are nice people

[@eswing2153]

@@TroyRandall1 most I know are hard working and sensible. … Unlike twitter employees.

[@ghost307]

@@TroyRandall1 But they're not as arrogant as the people Elon got rid of.

[@ps-gq5km]

@@TroyRandall1 haha, You’re right, I did t mean to besmirch their good name, I apologize.

[@Dxeus]

True story: one lady in a tech company told me that I should walk slowly when I go to her cubicle cuz she felt intimidated by the way I walk. Thank God I didn't lose my job that day.

[@NathanHedglin]

Crazy

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

Tell her you're intimidated by her low IQ. I bet you Elon wouldn't fire you if you said it straight to her face because if you worked at Twitter you'd be one of the lead twats. Might even get a promotion immediately

[@jdogzerosilverblade299]

i would have ran to her cubicle after she said that XD

[@marilynndesilva7620]

I hope you started wearing heavy steel-toed boots from then on.

[@Pavia1525]

She just wanted to check you out…

[@djm5k]

This was funny but true. I worked for the Federal Government for 26 years, and many of the employees acted the same before entitled and woke were a thing. I used to call these people prima-donnas.

[@roverboat2503]

British government is the same. After 22 years in the Military I got a job in the British Civil Service. Jeeezus! Like working in an overstaffed infant school. I lasted 18 months.

[@KT72273]

I miss that term!

[@mickturner957]

I worked for the Air Force for 34 years, it lately turned into a real Schifft Hole...most of those I worked with were what I called PMG's...Professional Meeting Goers.

[@OhHayFrands]

@@mickturner957 how many blue falcons? Lol

[@OhHayFrands]

Their attitude is what I was brought up to expect from government workers. Overpaid, overbenefitted, and would never last a day in a real job. I apologize if you were better, but it all still hits a bottleneck with those wretches.

[@devildog6698]

I had one of those. The guy was supposed to show up at 2:45. He was a no show. Tried to call him at home, got no answer. He showed up around 4:30. I asked if he had an emergency. He said, “no, I decided to mow my yard this afternoon”. I told him that he was required to be at work at a certain time. He actually said, “what’s the big deal, I’m here now”. He was fired shortly after.

[@keiichi8191]

Being expected to be at work on time is white supremacy. I wish I was kidding.

[@bryantsteury8910]

I always love that people think they can use that excuse, essentially "yeah but that was in the past".....like, no no, this is a current issue you're glossing over. It's not like you screwed up a report 3 years ago and I'm bringing it up on your performance review today. I'm secretly jealous at their pathological nature but goddamn is it infuriating to argue with

[@Adinkydude]

Lucky for you he did not file a complaint to the Department of Labor Relations. The judge (arbitrator) would have awarded him 6 months of severance pay. I've seen crazy rulings like that with those woke Department of Labor judges/arbitrators.

[@alvindurochermtl]

Shouldn't have been hired shortly before in the first place on the basis of that interview.

[@lincolnmike1031]

WOKE SHIT

[@thierrysf]

Probably hardly exaggerated. I worked in a startup where some employees acted just like that and thought they were saving the world.

[@nielosoweznaki]

Really?

[@Raskolnikov70]

I was around for the Dot-Com bust and it was an eye-opener for the same types of people. They went from six-figure "developer" jobs that mainly involved sitting around in lounges playing videogames to moving back into their parents' basements. History does love to rhyme.

[@ladymacbethofmtensk896]

If someone thinks they are saving the world, then I need to pull out my trust Colt and save the world from THEM!

[@kevinroberts781]

Absolutely right. I worked with a new "trans something" that thought he shit gold! They absolutely cried on the way out.

[@channell11]

There's a reason that the startup stereotype exists. Frequently you have a "brilliant idea" and a company with inflated valuation and flush with investor cash that just burns money on the hope that this idea gets off the ground and rolling.

[@asmael666]

Always remember the Project Veritas videos where one twitter employee said he has worked four hours a week in the last quarter.

[@TheHigherVoltage]

That's more than Trump worked the whole presidency.

[@buckhorncortez]

@@TheHigherVoltage Which is twice what Biden worked in his entire time in government...

[@ppumpkin3282]

@@TheHigherVoltage That's the best you can come up with?

[@GeorgeSemel]

@@TheHigherVoltage In your wet dream!

[@TheHigherVoltage]

@dlairdiablo I don't use Twitter. The best part of all this for me has been shorting TSLA stock the last 5 1/2 months. Made a small fortune. But I do think it's hilarious how easily brainwashed your type are.

[@thetoymanator7723]

I got a new job working in Govt. On the first day I didn't make a good impression. Just after a morning meeting at coffee break I was glancing out the window. We work on the 7th floor. My boss came over and chastised me for looking out the window. He said "no looking out the window in the morning, otherwise you won't have anything to do in the afternoon".

[@dchawk81]

Well that's definitely not the US Government.

[@nobodyneedsjeff]

But isnt that... a good joke? If you look in the window now you wont be able to do it in the afternoon, that was the joke

[@Skank_and_Gutterboy]

Wow, cool, that made no sense.

[@thetoymanator7723]

@@Skank_and_Gutterboy It was an in-joke within the Public Service.

[@cyberexplorer2510]

“But the light is different in the morning. I have to look again in the afternoon!”

[@jeffreyscottmorgansmusic]

This is so perfect because there are really employees like this out there.

[@p.jillwhitman4529]

CHICAGO SCHOOL TEACHER

[@N5D-N1]

@@p.jillwhitman4529 teacher deserve more love and respect

[@cmtcfu]

yes there are. they are products of the left wing machine. yes, it is a machine. that is not a group-think-generated-right-wing-conspiracist buzz word. it is objectively provable. this video is slightly exaggerated, but not by much. truly, this is a very real, current, and problematic occurrence in american society.

[@ATTACKaMAC]

@@N5D-N1 not the white old bag teacher bigot I saw that had a racist sign posted on the wall saying *"blue eyed people should not be allowed in politics"* and bullying and shaming a white girl out of her class and encouraging other students to bully and disparage her and made her cry because she wouldn't go along with the CRT racism nonsense.

[@TheGravygun]

@@N5D-N1 no not really not anymore

[@weston5902]

The most unrealistic part of this video was how understanding the interviewer was 😂

[@nelloluis4176]

Hahahahahaha

[@SteffenderNomade]

Ha ha ha ha

[@Zaerki]

Late 20 minutes on the interview would be a "Better luck next time" from me lol

[@electrogestapo]

So understanding in fact, that he even didn't realize he was the one who failed the interview.

[@sandraday6955]

In this job market there are no other applicants behind her because they are all sitting in their mom's basement scared at the sight of a job posting.

[@ryimscaith1593]

Sadly, I've had people almost that bad come in to apply as a machinist at my shop. One guy was actually shocked to learn we had a minimum 50 lbs lift requirement.

[@tomsherwood4650]

That is great but most places put emphasis on safety lifting heavy stuff and point out you ought to ask for help before risking workmans comp.

[@MMMaxwell-DC]

Where I work demands 35 lbs. No one tests you but it’s expected and part of the job a few times a week.

[@Hellsong89]

Least around here 30kg/66lbs is maximum you need to lift by law since lifting that constantly, as in more than few times a day or over that weight risks severe back injury. It all depends on what, where and how many. Carry palled of concrete on the 2nd floor with out elevator and trolley... yeah no. Lift the 50lbs part from table to ground or pallet couple times a day, no issue.

[@boobah5643]

The last few places I worked had a lift requirement on the paperwork. But the idea of actually checking, or letting someone go because they couldn't meet that requirement? Nah, let's just make the folks who actually _can_ do it do so all the time, but we'll pay the folks who can't meet the job requirements just as much.

[@GradyPhilpott]

I used to stack 100# bags of potash for a living. We had a three-man crew, one throwing bags, one straightening bags and one resting. When I say throwing, I do mean throwing, taking them off a belt at shoulder height and throwing them into place with the goal of placing the bag so the guy straightening could take it easy, too, and getting the bag to roll into place front to back, so it wouldn't break. When you load forty and fifty ton boxcars eight to sixteen hours a days, five days a week, you can get pretty good at it. If we were all feeling good on any given shift, we'd take turns stacking a full car and sometimes if one of us was nursing a hangover, two of us would be the bulk of the work and let the hungover guy take it easy. That was a fun job and I'm not kidding. It was hard work though.

[@zombygunslinger]

I had an employee break down in tears when I told her she had to limit her ping-pong break and actually do some work. This really isn't that far off.

[@johnstorton]

OMG! She cried over a curtailed ping-pong break?! Pathetic. Now, if she was curtailed from a pool table break and cried - Perfectly understandable! 😉

[@lloydlego6088]

My boss fired someone who would come in late, and then start lunch. He cried when he got fired and said he was living in his car. I asked why couldn’t he live in his car closer to work? Just come in and do your job, and you wouldn’t get fired. This was also the guy I begged her not to hire. Me and another coworker were cleaning up his messes for months.

[@connordrake5713]

She cried OVER THAT? 😱 TF is happening on the young generation. 😔

[@DEVILTAZ35]

What the hell is a ping pong break? lol

[@md_vandenberg]

@@connordrake5713 It happens because older generations allowed it.

[@AndrewKozley]

Literal depiction of my sister, who dreams of having a job where you getting paid in exchange of keeping your mental state clear and healthy, because literally toxic oppressive colonialist regime sucks for the working environment and she might need a personal therapist session after that.

[@0x777]

Has she tried her hand at being an influenza? (and no, that's not a spelling error, these people are a disease)

[@Kyleston443]

@@0x777 that made me laugh out loud 🤣

[@margricks]

Boy, talk about entitled!

[@spacedaddy5517]

She gets paid for not losing her marbles, in public ?. What a snowflake job.

[@spacedaddy5517]

" literally toxic oppressive colonialist regime sucks for the working environment ". Yeah, the Royals and Communist Chinese, were not oppressive enough. So we had to one up them, with Capitalism (pure evil) Tell her it still beats fighting lions and wild dogs for food.

[@korbendallas8488]

After this interview, she went home and ranted on Tik Tok about how she almost literally died during that interview, literally the most traumatic experience of her life

[@Mike__B]

#metoo

[@markpitchford7375]

literally shaking right now.

[@carolynw8614]

@@markpitchford7375 lol. They literally all say that

[@maxwellcrazycat9204]

She "thinks"? that the interviewer wants to date her.

[@andykishore]

She may not work for Twitter anymore, but she'll just go elsewhere literally.

[@johnabbottphotography]

"What's my best quality? Are you even allowed to ask that?" "Why am I no longer working there? Because I called my boss a douche on social media. And for THAT, he fires me?" "Where is your sushi Bar?" "Twitter required us to do at least 20 hours of work every week. So I wanted to find a job that was less demanding." "Which room is the nap room, and how many naps ?"

[@captainfeish6028]

20 hours is a lot of work per week for a former twitter employee.

[@forchristalone7688]

Absolute gold, thank you for your service. 😂

[@Sindraug25]

I don't think they even worked 20.

[@paulgardner5079]

I once told my boss that she treated us worse than chinese political prisoners used a slave labor and that in terms of likability she was between a STD and a nazi concentration camp guard. She fired me.

[@osiris7089]

Could you imagine these knuckleheads applying for a nurses job? Good Lord 😑

[@bensonofthunder9229]

My gosh can you imagine getting a literal paid vacation everyday and then calling it a job.

[@maxwellcrazycat9204]

Sounds like a government job to me.

[@Joreel]

@@maxwellcrazycat9204 It's exactly like a government job, just ask any politician in DC 🤔

[@NinjaFlibble]

sounds like I'm in the wrong line of work 😂

[@1pcfred]

I have a pretty good imagination so to answer your question, yes I can.

[@breadnewbie6326]

I did that in my previous job and I was fired (1 decade ago).

[@TimothyZhou0]

Not an ex-Twitter employee but I have definitely been in situations where I got paid to sit around and do nothing, and it was one of the most soul-sucking experiences of my life. Am feeling impressed by Mandy's ability to not feel guilt for contributing nothing to society.

[@marvelous_matthew]

What job lol?

[@oldfarthacks]

Yep, I know what you are talking about. I had an engineering job at one company, I was hired to give a foundation to a new division. The problem was that the people that hired me and the people that I ended up working with had two different ideas and the one that made it a dead end won. Due to some clauses in the departure package from that company, I can't get any more specific that that. But that just drove me nuts, I could see a clear path forward, knew what to do to drive it and was stopped at every turn by the partner company.

[@TimothyZhou0]

@@marvelous_matthew It was at a certain bank (not going to get any more specific than that). There used to be a team of number-crunchers but some programmer came and automated away their jobs. My responsibility was therefore to press one button each morning and send the output in an email to some manager. After that I got to watch as my co-workers spent the day playing board games on their computers.

[@gummi9948]

​@@marvelous_matthew I can imagine a Graveyard shift for one

[@Amero2323]

Me too...I worked at a mental health facility where we temporarily housed mentally ill people and handed out their meds, cooked dinner for them, stuff like that. A lot of shifts would be 2 hours of work out of 16 total hours. I never got that "just got off work" satisfying feeling. It really was awful.

[@williamduhamel7726]

I’m actually surprised she showed up without a mask and gloves then not hosing herself with antibacterial

[@garyfarm]

That version will probably be in the next video..

[@lohengrin5082]

Also, she didn't say her preferred pronouns

[@garyfarm]

@@lohengrin5082 good catch !

[@gideonbrown4215]

“Ohhh, so this is like, a *job* job.” The idea of those words coming out of the mouth of a real person makes me shudder.

[@GamesFromSpace]

Good news, none of this was from a real person.

[@SpadeApeiron]

I dunno what i must do to meet and hangout with an idiotic woman like this in real life.. ~ everytime i witness woman like is on tv show or comedy. I miss all the fun like this coz woman around me are awesome women who don't annoy me to extinction. lol

[@ikidu1102]

Trust me.. It does happen.

[@ikidu1102]

@@GamesFromSpace Bad news: I've actually encountered people like that.

[@patrickharrington9394]

I've heard those very words for *my* job. People see the Door Dash and Uber Eats ads, then decide they'd rather do that but for a solid wage so they apply for company-attached driver positions (and to be fair, we make a *lot* of money with my employer) and upon realizing that in addition to driving you have to be able to haul a ten to forty pound delivery bag up stairs, over hills, around the local uni-campus (which is ped friendly and has severely limited vehicle access) and in weather that ranges from 104ºF in summer to -10ºF in winter, and including such lovely events as 50mph sustained winds, driving rains, brutal hailstorms, and literal blizzards. All while carrying fragile cargo that needs to arrive at the customer in the condition it left the store in, in an aggressively limited time frame, without breaking any laws... And then they decide they're not interested in it anymore, because that sounds like actual, real 'you have to do something to get paid' work.

[@yootoob7048]

That is not just ex-Twitter employees. I work as PM in IT and we had one technician quit the first day because he did not like the temperature of the office. Another quit on week two after experiencing a "panic attack" when he was told to cross train with a group across the hall.

[@kriegscommissarmccraw4205]

If I was told to cross train with front end at Sam's club I'd have a panic attack too.

[@skiefyre123]

Wow, and to think 10 years ago I actually put my hands inside the sharp metal box filled with electricity every day. No idea how I survived /sarcasm.

[@Goibniu001]

@@skiefyre123 You mean you had...like...a "JOB-job??" Ewww.🤣

[@yootoob7048]

@@kriegscommissarmccraw4205 If you cannot make it at Sam's Club, you should seek counseling.

[@superatendedordeb0lud0s34]

The same thing happened to me with two QAs testers...

[@TJCID22]

That man's patience has patience.

[@archimedes5635]

Legendary

[@PugsLove]

Those at the Bee are awesome. They need to make a movie like "Office Space," only better.

[@patrickm6012]

It’s an act.

[@KA-47]

Can’t believe she didn’t ask for her severance package

[@joeybulford5266]

I feel like Babylon Bee has been waiting to do this sketch since the day they got banned from Twitter.

[@JesusHammer]

Yea they seem like the kind of obsessive freaks to be so mad they had a sketch ready for fucking months

[@FauzanARB]

They were banned? Lol what happened?

[@joeybulford5266]

@@FauzanARB Haha idk. I only heard about it because apparently Elon reinstated their account.

[@joeybulford5266]

@@FauzanARB Although I do know they were being flagged for fake news. But I mean it’s the Babylon Bee so…

[@thanhiclez]

@@FauzanARB Yep, they got banned because someone got their feewings hurt

[@johntomasik1555]

Perfect! Whoever this lady is, she needs to do movies. Better acting than I see from many in the movie industry.

[@Anitguegaming]

She was actually in the movie Bridesmaids. There is a scene were she and Kristen wiig arguing in a jewelry store. Her name is Mia Rose Frampton, her dad is Peter Framtpon.

[@donamills863]

@@Anitguegaming oh, cool. Either she was raise in the USA or she fakes her American Valley girl accent very well

[@Boofedit]

No her name is Anna Kendrick and she’s in many movies

[@johntomasik1555]

@@Boofedit So you're saying she isn't worthy of doing more movies, or she's not that good, right?

[@adedsnaccs9989]

She’s Pornhub Acting at best.

[@junktex]

She needs to get a government job

[@sickofcrap8992]

She kinda already had one. 😏

[@kurtlesser2684]

Be careful what you ask for!

[@richardbuchanan5497]

She's the kind of person who would bring any government entity to a screeching halt! WIN! WIN!

[@junktex]

@@sickofcrap8992 Good point

[@teemcshanney8910]

Written and replied to by people who know NO ONE with a government job. 🙄

[@skepto-o-punk8286]

Might have been funny if it wasn’t actually all-too-accurate. Here in Japan my sister-in-law works for a staffing company and the young people come in for interviews that she insists are shockingly similar to this video. In recent years the fruit picking workers have been harder to find -mostly because young people feel that type of work is beneath them, and the ones that will do it are next to useless - but the apple growers actually announced to Twitter ex-employees that they could put them to work right away. 😂😂 (BTW, my 73 year old mother-in-law’s family are mikan 🍊 growers and every year she heads off to pick mikan because they can never get enough pickers. At her age she picks 3 times what the young people pick because they’re so useless.)

[@TsukiNaito1]

Fuck, I'd pick fruit if I could live in Japan.

[@chaosmii]

zoomers are idiots but i mean... who raised em? Blaming the product instead of manufacturer sounds kind of... dumb as fuck?

[@josephbuckley7240]

@@TsukiNaito1 I was thinking similarly....

[@taccovert4]

I started working on the farm at 12. Putting in tobacco from 5am until it was done.

[@andyking9673]

people that figure out how to make 10X what fruit pickers make for hardly doing any work is brilliant, not useless

[@platniumdr]

I have a young Airman in the Air Force that I supervise that acts exactly like this; it's absolutely wild.

[@mattyallen3396]

Pack runs and press ups. Sweat it out of him

[@Dogtagnan]

What's he doing in the airforce???

[@MeenPo786]

@@Dogtagnan u mean chairforce????

[@jimarcher5255]

Well,it is the Air Force.

[@Charlie0l9]

How the hell did that chap survive boot camp?

[@meaders2002]

Loved it. I was a roughneck on drilling rigs for a couple of years. It's not the hardest job I've done. Dirty hands just means you're working. You could be unemployed.

[@iamarawn]

Now imagine someone like that tries that work

[@captainotto]

I was downstream at an olefins plant for a little while when I was a youngin. Great money. Hard work.

[@meaders2002]

@@iamarawn The crew would eat him alive. When a hand was a real a$$hole on the rig the driller told him to sack up his s**t and hit the road. Since you ride to work in the driller's car that means if you're 60 miles out of town you've got a 60 mile hitch-hike back.

[@asdisskagen6487]

These people will be happily unemployed, living in their parents' basements for the next XXX years and complaining DAILY about their traumatic firing by Elon Musk, the patriarchal oppressor.

[@Mike__B]

@@iamarawn I'm trying to imagine someone like that applying for the job in the first place. I would have zero faith in them even getting past that for the "work" er I mean manual labor part of that.

[@mattmatt4618]

I work at the big pharmaceutical giant and they are exactly like this. Meetings about meetings. So much NON value added employees. Very sad.

[@mr.raslyon6626]

Same

[@chrisg1957]

This is like a real-life Vincent Adultman comment. "I went to the stock market today. I did a business!"

[@Ryarios]

Meetings about meeting? Without a meeting about the pre meeting? Unbelievable…

[@jmccuanu2]

@@Ryarios Reminds me of a Dilbert cartoon I saw years ago. In the final panel, the pointy-haired boss is saying, "Ok, let's get this pre-meeting meeting started."

[@Ryarios]

@@jmccuanu2 wasn’t there one where the head guy wanted a pre-meeting and Dilbert asked if he was just going to jump into that without a meeting to talk about it? Or was that the same one?…

[@IMDunn-oy9cd]

I can't believe he treated they like that without offering they a grief counselor afterwards.

[@dehydratedwater9806]

They is the correct pronoun for those wokies with their multiple personalities.

[@Nelliebean19]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@graceamerican3558]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mjoet731]

I thought your grammar was bad, then realized this is 2022...

[@joeybiden8393]

he never asked about her pronouns either, bigotes

[@OntheHook55]

Well, they can take some of the advice they were so willing to give the Keystone Pipeline workers..just go find another job😂😂😂

[@veganconservative1109]

I'm sure that Underwater Basket Weaving and The History of Star Trek university course will net them a job making soggy United Federation and Klingon ship baskets.

[@TheHigherVoltage]

I'm sure those pipeline workers just got jobs one of the other 19 pipeline expansions that were going on in 2020/21.

[@markpitchford7375]

learn to code lol

[@Stew282]

@@markpitchford7375 Learn to weld!

[@martymcfly88mph35]

@@TheHigherVoltage ahh yes because the people on those other pipeline jobs decided they'd just give away their position to the now massive unemployed population of pipefitters... smart.

[@notsofast5495]

Every Twitter employee that was laid off should’ve been required to watch this video prior to being let go.

[@penfold9540]

Nah. Let then get empowered by reality.

[@freman]

I'm not sure they could handle The Babylon Bee

[@RodMartinJr]

What? That's tantamount to a lethal injection!... at least to the toxically Woke.

[@DS-pk4eh]

They would not understand the message. They would probably say she(?) was right to react the way she did. No one normal would actually work or have a boos, just give me "MY MONEY"

[@b.r.holmes6365]

Cue the Jeffrey Dahmer meme

[@RandyBoBandy.]

It’s actually depressing how accurate this is. These are the people deciding what opinions are allowed or not. Orwells thought police.

[@geraldmorgan6906]

Sad but true. The amount of young people I interview for positions that are woefully unsuited to an actual workplace environment is staggering. I think the worst I had was a young lady that demanded 3 paid 'mental health' days off per week because seeing new people on a day to day basis was 'triggering'. I have no faith in the future of humanity any longer.

[@ppumpkin3282]

On all the social media platforms where I was banning, I never understood, and it was never explained to me why I was banned (including utube). On one newspaper where I commented, I was banned with out explanation. The day after the election I was suddenly allowed to comment.

[@ppumpkin3282]

@@geraldmorgan6906 When I would have my children do chores, they would go complain to my wife, and she would give in. It's not hard to see where some of this weakness comes from.

[@kevinstreeter6943]

This is how long most interviews should last. It should not take long to accept or reject an applicant.

[@veganconservative1109]

That interview was too long considering he should have said "Don't call us..." within the first couple of sentence exchanges.

[@paulgardner5079]

disagree. many times there are several applicants that are very qualified

[@asdisskagen6487]

Really, a job interview should simply be to verify the information on the resume and ensure that the work ethic/personality of the applicant fits with the organizational culture (i.e., they aren't a tattooed, pierced freak who would horrify small children and the elderly).

[@hornetguy9063]

Honestly this is how almost all of my interviews have gone. But they’ll still add BS filler stuff. Every job I’ve ever been offered, it was about 5-10 minutes of real content and then BSing around. One even came in and asked if I could help them with window functions that they were working on in snowflake lol

[@erichorrobin431]

Yeah but luckily she was the one rejecting the position or else it could turn into a human rights complaint.

[@freewheeler8924]

And currently the job market is flooded with tens of thousands of people just like her.

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

And morons choose them for the job rather than the people who actually deserve it specially because they give off the clingiest woke vibes. Imagine you have a white man and a black man and the black man is super highly qualified compared to the white man and so you hire the white man because because you hate black people. Now just flip white man and black man and that's radical left wing hiring process. Hate whitey and hire blackey to try to not look racist which makes you look extra racist esspecially when you choose under qualified people for the job soley because they have the skin color they want for the job. So low IQ. Its like a flesh eating disease consuming itself

[@0x777]

The job market was always, is, and will always be flooded with people who are totally useless, no matter the job.

[@carpediem6431]

My neighbour was telling me his 19 year old son got the ultimate compliment at work when his boss told him “you’re doing great, you have a work ethnic not of your generation.” Sadly, I guess we’ve reached a point when working hard without complaint is seen as some unicorn in a meadow.

[@MrSGL21]

i'm 48 and the next youngest employee at work is 40. very very few middle class white kids are worth a shit in the work force but the ones that are, kick ass.

[@JeffDeWitt]

"work ethnic"?

[@ferramirez4570]

@@JeffDeWitt probably Asian, Indian or Mexican.

[@mullerpotgieter]

Or its a boomer who thinks all subsequent generations are worthless

[@travissmith2211]

@@JeffDeWitt I'll assume predictive text and not proof reading. Happens to me a few times.

[@mmadmic]

Unimaginable in the 70s, joke in the 90s, reality in the 20s.

[@bmfitzsimmons7009]

The Roaring 20s?

[@susanc4622]

My husband worked in the same building as LinkedIn staff in Sydney. From what he told me of the conversations he overheard, this isn’t as far fetched as it may seem. The IT ‘space’ is full of nothing jobs.

[@MrXMysteriousX]

It's not parody anymore, it's a documentary.

[@WayOfTheCode]

Its as false as it gets ad being in twitter is a big CV green flag most of them are gonna end up is similarly comfortable and super high paying jobs. Jobs that have created the world we are in.

[@jonplaud]

I've seen it first hand. There are those like Mandy and others who think their sh!t don't stink.

[@Hodenkat]

I'd like to see how "Mr. Real Job" would act in a corporate tech job interview.

[@ReCharredSigh]

Ex-twitter employee: YOU CAN'T ORDER THAT! THAT'S CULTURAL APPROPRIATION! CANCEL HIM! REEE!!! Customer: ma'am, this is taco bell right? all i asked for was a mexican pizza

[@sovietunion7643]

jokes aside taco bell has some weird stuff on the menu sometimes. real mexican food is the best i've ever had in my life, while taco bell makes me want to throw up.

[@kylem1112]

@@sovietunion7643 I love real authentic Mexican food just as much as anyone, but crunch wrap supremes are freaking amazing. I will die on that hill.

[@quirk8841]

@@sovietunion7643 Taco Bell is, at best, TexMex. And it's a fast food restaurant. There's a reason they give you unlimited hot sauce packets.

[@Raskolnikov70]

@@sovietunion7643 One of my favorite Onion headlines of all time (from back when they were still funny, like the Bee is now) is "New Taco Bell Menu Item Ready for Human Testing"

[@Nathdood]

@@sovietunion7643 taco bell is american fast food inspired by mexican dishes. literally all it is. New Mexican food > Mexican food. fight me

[@szizakovic6599]

I’m shocked that her mom wasn’t with her taking over the interview and negotiations. This would be only funny if it didn’t actually happen in real life!

[@0x777]

I'm shocked that her mom didn't come in and lecture the boss how he DARES to not give her special little darling the job. Wait, why he didn't give her HIS job.

[@wanderlost7707]

Oh yeah, I remember when an interviewee's dad came along and tried to sit in on her interview. Sent them both home.

[@Hari-kx2er]

​@@azn88guy Where does that stereotype come from!??

[@hwatson069]

My father used to threaten me that if I didn't apply myself in school, I'd be one of those "dirt under the fingernails" people. I ended up being an electrical engineer in a steel mill. I often had dirty hands... No problem, that's why they have soap!

[@greenmarine5]

LOL same here, 10K a month ain't so bad

[@migovas1483]

You know, in the near future that s one of the safest type job to have because A.I. can t do that job... and actual Robots will be VERY expensive..

[@snuffle2269]

I spent time in a new plate mill right out of college. Nothing like a a bright orange slab sliding out of the oven, heading down to the roughing mill then exploding in hot steam and scale blasting out in the first pass. Good money and men were men.

[@ghost307]

@@snuffle2269 And the best part of it was that after that hoy glowing slab passed by the whole plant suddenly felt like it was air conditioned.

[@dgeneeknapp3168]

My husband with his degrees at the plant...filthy!! 😂😂 He makes bank though. He says what he gets on him is better than what I get on me with my degree. I'm a nurse, so grease is nothing 😂..."dirt under the nails...😂" Try poop out😏.

[@mikemcconeghy4658]

Wow, he gave her three minutes of his time. Actually let her talk herself out of it. I was ready for her to go as soon as she spoke.

[@LittleGoblinBastard]

easier to give them them illusion the choice

[@nicholashodges201]

He probably just wanted to see just how deep the rabbit hole went. Sometimes something like that walks in and you just can't help but to take a deep, deep stare into that abyss. Even when you know it's gonna look back

[@BrisLS1]

She was attractive enough that anybody would certainly listen for 3 minutes. It's just an interview.

[@richtes]

@@BrisLS1 Worked at a supermarket back before scanners when you had to do basic math - 1 at 3 for /$1 is 34 cents - so there was a quiz at the bottom of the application Saw a really hot girl apply and ran to get the manager to hire her. Gets the application and she got them all wrong. I told him I’d personally tutor her but didn’t get hired

[@Dwightstjohn-fo8ki]

Imagine being her boyfriend and not even getting three minutes. You done yet???

[@moji96]

Working at twitter truly seemed like a dream job. Great free food and almost no work.

[@jimmyzhao2673]

Like being a kid again.

[@jd-yo2is]

it's hilarious how you freaks get fed the dumbest narratives and then just go all in. then hilarious videos like this start getting made for you.

[@suvorovetz642]

@@jd-yo2is ex-twitter dude? get a mimosa.

[@jd-yo2is]

@@suvorovetz642 it’s just funny how little you people understand about reality

[@glenspryszak6005]

It must have been stressful to be late for all those perks......

[@katineli]

The former Twitter wokeforce, sorry workforce, are in for a shock in the real world...

[@number4cat1]

"Wokefarce"?

[@GratefulBlessedImmigrant3102]

Do you sell tshirts with that quote so I can buy one? Lol

[@0x777]

Don't you worry, that shock is mutual. We out here in the real world never thought useless people like this could actually exist.

[@incremental_failure]

They earned fat stacks while drinking wine all day. Now they have enough to protest random causes for years.

[@Widdershins.]

Don't you mean "stufforce?"

[@williamcooper126]

Fired Twitter employees should be called "Twats" and of he fires "over 9000" of them he should become a grand Memelord

[@ghost307]

Twats. I like it. It sounds like the past tense of Twits.

[@disposabull]

Twits Tweeting Twerking Twats. Do I win scrabble with that much alliteration?

[@martabachynsky8545]

@@ghost307 Nah, twit is a likable idiot, and twat is an unlikable idiot; at least, that's what it is to me.

[@babajamiaco]

To be continued: she's suing the factory for compensation for emotional distress.

[@LichtTempler]

Emotional damage!

[@leroytyrebyter5089]

And attempted sexual assault for the handshake offer.

[@fewfwefwef4433]

and she gonna lose. her problem for being lazy

[@Industrialitis]

@@fewfwefwef4433 You know this video isn't real right?

[@fewfwefwef4433]

@@Industrialitis you know it based right?

[@MrChillfactor2]

Sad part is. People like her actual exist ALL over the USA.

[@Eric-lx8hp]

At least they work, in oil rich countries like the Middle East only 1 in 10 of the family need to work

[@Fred.pSonic]

@@Eric-lx8hp Or your father-in-law can offer stolen military intel in exchange for a billion dollar investment in your venture fund.

[@alexsavutube]

@@Eric-lx8hp you're american rite?

[@RudraRasa]

And they complaint why foreigners steal their job.

[@redryderaus]

They exist all over the world

[@brianhu9700]

I love how the boss and his existing employee celebrate having their job offer declined.

[@plannerjoy]

I celebrate now whenever I scare a potential candidate with words such as ‘work’, ‘responsibility’, etc. I love receiving emails declining the position. It’s a sign that I have saved myself a lot of grief.

[@airspun9801]

As a parent, we can’t always blame the young generation. We also have to look at how the parents raised these child-adult people 😂

[@houstonrebel4449]

So true. My generation. Generation X. I'm not ashamed to say that I've never been too fond of my own generation either.

[@salubriousscratch3540]

What the fuck ever, but sure keep making excuses for these little shits.

[@paulbentley1705]

How do you know they even had 2 parents? If they did then daddy failed miserably.

[@Rootiga]

@@Sciuridae Thats blatantly wrong, do you even know how old people in each generation are? There's almost no baby boomers left

[@dazzybotha6564]

@@paulbentley1705 with American laws favoring women? Good luck with that

[@jake9705]

Mandy should apply at the DMV or Post Office, where her misguided belief that the government is a wise, efficient, all knowing machine which works for the people, is crushed.

[@galacticknight55544]

She won't care as long as she gets to do nothing all day and get plenty of time off.

[@LaurieWilliams-lk8fc]

Brilliant interview with Thomas Sowell saying he was a Marxist until he wised up

[@johntruxal432]

Guessing starbucks will be the potential job...

[@TalkingGIJoe]

most of them probably aren't capable in that space...

[@unterdessen8822]

"Look, your name CAN'T be Tyrone. You're WHITE. Move to the end of the line and never try to tell me again what to write on this genderfluid bunny pronoun cup!"

[@asmael666]

I wouldn't trust them with my coffee. I'm not interested in having it brewed with yellow water.

[@Raskolnikov70]

They wouldn't last a day in customer service, no matter the job.

[@johntruxal432]

Without work ethic and the ability to work with others there's very few jobs out there , even with job skills or a degree. It takes effort to get and keep a good job...i would imagine the twit employees that elon got rid off had participation trophies.👍🇺🇸🍻

[@TLoumena]

I know someone who was responsible for hiring nurses for a school district. She had more than one applicant ask if they could work remotely....a school nurse working from home....let that sense of entitlement and complete ignorance of the real world set in.

[@thomasrickelman5468]

after the insanity of Covid, that really doesn't surprise me... all that plexi-glass crap everywhere - you're still breathing the same air, so if the masks don't work I guess you'll have to live in a haz-mat suit 24/7 the rest of your life... just absolutely ridiculous especially in hindsight

[@christianbeevers4937]

At my job one year at a vape shop , we went through 38 20 year olds in one year because they wouldn’t work and were so surprised when they were fired

[@grandrapids57]

oh boy... do I have stories to tell about 20 year old employees...yikes!

[@83N]

I can see goining through a few but 38?? Seems like you're the problem.

[@Hermacles]

Yeah, I doubt 38 20 year olds are the issue here. Not every person in their 20s is incompetent. Sounds like a management problem.

[@Ildjarnn]

@@Hermacles Looks like we found one of those 20 year olds who was fired.

[@Hermacles]

@@Ildjarnn Brother I work in healthcare IT and have never been fired.

[@nschlaak]

This one is also a keeper. Fantastic job again Babylon Bee. Please keep up the great work because we love it and really, really, really want to see more.

[@puzzp]

Knew a girl who came into the office, worked for 10 minutes, then went to her car for a few hours to play with her phone. This was every single day for a couple months before managers noticed and fired her. Same as the entitled twitter work ethic

[@Dwightstjohn-fo8ki]

What I find incredulous is the managers took MONTHS to notice. It's right in front of them!! One manager in Calgary was wondering why all the applications were from Pinoy. His assistant Pinoy was simply shredding all other applications. That's what they do. Warehousing is often the same thing. Managers almost never IN Canada NOTICE the real workers until they're LEAVE, then ask why certain tasks are not getting done. Well, Bob used to do that, and you got rid of him. Ohhhh.

[@UsmanKhan-coolmf]

Haha... They are a 44 billion dollar company. Truly amazing my friend. Maybe one day you'll understand. Manufacturing is for robots. Let humans create and be awesome. Not fucking screw in bolts and cut wood. Unless you're into that brainless work.

[@SquirrelTheorist]

It's so true. I can't believe so many workers have gotten away with that. Imagine the amount of progress to be made if everyone put in their best effort! Love your pfp btw.

[@MyShiroyuki]

I can’t imagine myself ever doing something like that. Maybe not work for five minutes, go to the bathroom when I don’t need to, etc. But never that. Some people’s behaviors shock me.

[@peterjohn3123]

Then the soy/rainbow generation can't afford to buy a new c.p. they will get a job.

[@flemm88]

Best perk of any job is my current job where my employer, in 40 years of business, has never done layoffs. The perk is knowing, as long as I do my job, it's waiting for me every day. I

[@jasminerosewater3891]

your permanence is an illusion but go off

[@rustynail2210]

I feel like having Twitter on your resume might make it tough to find a job

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

It depends on whether or not you survived Elons mass firings. If you were hired before Elon it's surely going to look bad on the resume now esspecially if he fired you for being a worthless money sucking employee

[@RocketPropelledWombat]

Nah bru, there's an endless supply of lazy opportunistic hiring staff hoovering them up left right & centre. They don't care how bad a job the staff did, they only care that they have Twitter on their cv. You couldn't write it.

[@Zaerki]

Plenty of virtue signaling organizations out there that would love to ado... I mean hire these new employees!

[@sanchezs7614]

My girl currently works at Amazon warehouse and the new employees around 18 years old act like this 😂 they only work 5 hour part time shifts and already tired

[@RandomStuffPT]

Amazon warehouses are slavery, 5 hours of no breaks.

[@sanchezs7614]

@@RandomStuffPT wtf!? 5 hours aint shit lazy ass 😂 i use to work 12 hour shifts. No wonder China beating us

[@RandomStuffPT]

@@sanchezs7614 china is beating itself. You must be from a 3rd world country . I assure you we dont share the same culture

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

My condolences to hear your girl is a slave to Amazon because she's unable to get a man who can afford to pay some rent

[@paulbear1]

30 years ago I was in a Stroh’s ice cream shop and the owner told me how difficult it was teaching high school kids how to scoop ice cream or sweep a floor. He was very concerned for the future of our country. Here we are….

[@Grimpmann]

Kids in that town must have been retarded. I'll admit, I have had trouble training kids the last 3-4 years, but most of them do catch on. Teaching them to sweep properly is easy, getting them to continue to do it, now that's the tricky part.

[@USA_UNITED1776]

This is such a minority, I can guarantee you.

[@flameofthephoenix8395]

Yeah, the moment people forget how to do the basic mandatory physical things like farming, cooking, hunting, and just not dying in general, is the moment the country falls apart. Also, Roman history and American history still haven't parted ways, which is also quite concerning. At least I can still hope that Texas secedes.

[@nickcharles1284]

We all hope Texas secedes. @@flameofthephoenix8395

[@hbrika]

I dunno. A few of our temps couldn't figure out brooms and needed instructions. How does an educated adult not know how to use a broom?

[@joshuakarr-BibleMan]

I couldn't imagine being afraid of dirt, especially since I'm a mechanic in a Japanese owned dirt factory.

[@unterdessen8822]

That's what you call your Asian girlfriend? I'm disappointed in you, Joshua. Btw, she called me and told me you need to get her motor running or she's gone.

[@meaders2002]

Of course there's no hyperbole to yor description. Yes?

[@Alicorn_]

Sips isn't Japanese, he's Canadian.

[@linusgustafsson2629]

Do you have clean dirt? You know, like Trump's famous clean coal.

[@maxwellcrazycat9204]

I used to work in car dealerships. I often had to work 50+ hours a week for less than 40 hours of pay. Not a joke. No overtime.

[@DanSpotYT]

Haha! Ordering breakfast or lunch and having to pay for it may cause a psychological break for her.

[@boedilllard5952]

Could you imagine actually interviewing one of these lawsuits waiting to happen?

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

Just wait until you learn about the fascist socialists that support gun bans and human expiramentation esspecially on their on children first and foremost but then have the low IQ gall to accuse people like me of being a Nazi. The irony of these people is so thick you can taste it in the air when they walk by

[@RedactedBrainwaves]

You mean to tell me she got an interview only 9 days after being fired? Really?

[@brentfarvors192]

"Female Privilege"...They get a tax write off for every woman they hire...

[@leos3003]

I got a day off after I was fired. But then I have a skill everybody needs. A mod is a skill somewhere I've heard.

[@cpmow831]

@@leos3003🤣

[@chettonex]

I loved the end line, like if she was rejecting the company and not the other way round.

[@davidcole333]

Well, she did one thing correctly....job interviews are two way streets. You should be questioning them as much as they question you. Of course you have to be smart about it, not smart assed about it.

[@newwavepop]

i went on a date with a women probably a good 15 years ago and we ended up in this, i dnt want to call it a debate because i was being very nice to her and just politely asking questions and not stating things or getting serious with her. but we ended up in this conversation where she was going on about how she didnt think it was fair that a job would tell somebody that they cant just stand around having personal conversations on their cellphone while at work. and i was just dumbfounded by what she was saying, and it has only gotten so much worse.

[@davidcole333]

The best way to learn about people is to just let them talk. You'll find out really quickly all about them.

[@TheHouseOfWaffles]

When I worked in retail I was lower management. One day I was supervising a new hire that had been put on the cash register. She dragged the chair from the application desk to sit on at the register and refused to do _anything_ between ringing up customers, and it was a slow morning, so she had a _lot_ of idle time. She just sat down and folder her arms. I didn't have hiring/firing power, but I asked upper management if _I_ could fire her. Now, I'm easy to get along with. There was even another employee who was good at rubbing everybody the wrong way but I actually got along with him and was even the only person that _ever_ talked him into covering somebody else's shift. And to contrast the lazy employee, I let a _pregnant_ cashier sit on a stool while she worked the register, and she did her best to stay productive between customers. So anyway, that first employee had to have been _really_ bad for me to want to fire her, and upper manage actually granted my wish! Unfortunately she never showed up for work again. Another employee ran into her and asked why she didn't show up for work, and she said, "They were probably just going to fire me."

[@andyp2000]

@@TheHouseOfWaffles Why is sitting on a stool/chair at a cash register something... exceptional? Seems like a normal thing to do?

[@honkhonk8009]

@@TheHouseOfWaffles To be fair, what else can you do as a cashier? Dont you have to stay at the register for the majority of the time? Like if your a moderately sized retail store with normal mall-traffic, you should prolly at least have a cashier on standby right? I dont know much about running these things tho, so its a genuine question lol

[@TheHouseOfWaffles]

@@andyp2000 Employees weren't allowed to sit while working the register. There was too much movement in that space for a chair, especially since other employees would enter that space to access a computer and cabinets.

[@DLurch]

How about a day in the life of an ex Twitter employee?

[@hovnocuc4551]

There's still enough woke companies that haven't go bankrupt yet. They're gonna be fine. For a while.

[@raallen1468]

Meh... They'll watch tv & play games on their phones, have cases of booze & bags of food delivered, while never leaving their beds.... Never showering, nor changing clothes for weeks @ a time.

[@jimmyboy131]

@@raallen1468 Only difference is they're not getting paid for it anymore.

[@Bess9779]

It would be too short. After the first 5 min triggered meltdown, the rest of the day would be spent with their therapist blaming their problems on their parents getting divorced when they were 19 and were left feeling like an orphan.

[@tylerstewart3181]

Back at mom's house?

[@timothywilliams1359]

With very little change of dialogue, this skit could represent my college students of language and literature. "Dr. Williams, can I still raise my D+ in your course to an A ?" / "Uh... Kateri, it's May." / "Oh, I mean MAY I raise my grade to an A ?"

[@richardbuchanan5497]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sunilKumar-sy9pm]

😂😂😂

[@silver10188]

I argued a lot with some of my professors, why would you care when I turn in my homework? people are going to ask me what did you learn? no one will care or ask if I did my homework on time. Teachers should put students understanding the material as a priority not "when" they did understand. As long as it's during the semester, why does it matter?

[@timothywilliams1359]

@@silver10188 It matters because I have 40 students in a lecture course, and I cannot evaluate the 200 assignments that would arrive at the end of the semester in your scenario. Professors are people too, you know. We also have lives.

[@ATTACKaMAC]

@@silver10188 in the REAL world there are things called schedules and deadlines...

[@krudeddie]

The Bee is getting very good at what they do.

[@MrReubenTishkoff]

I think reality is getting too good at imitating the Bee.

[@billcollins6894]

I knew things were going downhill in 1995. I was an engineer where they had had hired lots of college freshouts. One day I was in front of 4 young ladies who were walking up to the door of a facility and I held the door open as I would for anyone. One of them said "Do you think because I am a woman I am incapable of opening my own door". I pulled the door shut behind me.

[@williamchamberlain2263]

You really showed them! I bet those young people completely reconsidered their positions after that master-stroke of rhetoric!! They probably tell their kids "If it wasn't for that creepy old guy having a strop I'd never have given up my career to become a trad wife with no financial independence. Now eat your greens while your dad gets the cane out." Wonderful work sir; wonderful!!!

[@williamchamberlain2263]

@@LFCEVO24 Of course not!! I'm sure you're right that Bill's creepy old guy contacts could track down whatever women he turned his mind to!!! But after they saw the light and took their proper place in the household they'd surely never need any shade of knight except what their husbands provide!!!!

[@TheHouseOfWaffles]

Yeah, seriously, if somebody is walking close behind me, _man_ or woman, I hold the door open because that's a _courtesy_ had in a _civilized_ society. In any case, the proper response to a snarky feminist in that situation is, "No, I'm holding the door open because I'm a decent human being," or even better, "No, I'm holding the door open because at least one of us should be polite."

[@scottishhellcat]

We older females hate those self entitled women. Confusing and alienating men. My sister and I were actually raised to open the door and other niceties for the general public. I did stop an entitled "Karen" and her Karen in training daughter when I opened the door for an elderly woman on a walker. They literally ran over the lady to come out the door which I promptly shut in their face and then told the them why. People have ruined society for decent folks. Please continue holding that door and being a real man. Don't let these rude pricks change your good nature.

[@theresedar2500]

@@TheHouseOfWaffles I feel bad for guys. If you hold the door, you're a chauvinist to too many women. If you don't, you're rude. I'd have thought we'd be past that by now. If you open a door for me, I'll just say "thank you." Likewise if you offer to lift a heavy object for me.

[@tvfunkyman6269]

You should make this like an actual series: -twitter employee applies for office job -twitter employee applies for teaching position -twitter employee applies for IT job

[@nero3785]

And then they get denied by all of them because they have no real qualifications or work ethics

[@TheJavaFrog]

seriously, twitter employee joins the military. . .

[@cabledad65]

Plz no teaching job, she just might get it in today's education climate.

[@tvfunkyman6269]

@@eddysgaming9868 I thought she was offended because he said miss

[@yansongzeng7755]

YES LOL

[@J.Crime123]

When he said "i'll be back in 5" i expected her to accuse him of attempted black -lll- face.

[@JohnD-JohnD]

Think of this... A lot of the people at Twitter were making 6 figures. They are absolutely in for a shock when they get into the real world.

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

Its sad to hear people were so grossly overpaid while they had a nice years long permanent vacation pretending to work from home. A travesty I might actually go as far to say although not as bad as many tragedies thankfully. It would've been nice if I could've made 6 figures pretending to work from home but just censoring and banning everyone who didn't worship my ideologies all day. Only problem is I'm not a morally bankrupt fool that will sell my soul and morals down the river for money. So I guess that's why I'm pretty poor because when I say that that also doesn't mean I'll be overworked and underpaid either. Turns out I'm a minority in this working environment. Turns out many people are either overworked and underpaid or underworked and overpaid and that's a very terrifying horrific worst case scenario situation

[@scottmantooth8785]

*seriously apoplectic, bladder voiding reality pending*

[@robertmcgregor9]

The High Tech industry is going through a transformation and shakeout. "IT" jobs have always been notoriously unstable. I wonder what percentage of these people will never make that much money again. I guess about 80%.

[@timgibney5590]

@@robertmcgregor9 The flipside is when times are bad like in 2009 IT jobs were like sweat shops where you competed for 1 job with 80 applicants and PM's and managers treated you like dirt and over worked you for like 80 hours a week and filled your life with stress and demands as you did the work of 4 people while depending on an incompetent team in India. No work ethic and you were out FAST. So polar opposite of today. This recession is just getting started. It will be a blood bath for these poor kids

[@me38443]

I read one report that indicated that the lowest paid worker, excluding cleaners, catering staff etc, were all on in excess of $100kpa. Some are in for a real shock when reapplying in the jobs market.

[@Tryagain563]

I loved the boss! He was totally believable! Laughed out loud every time he corrected himself from : " work..labour..stuff.." You guys are so much fun!

[@gazb87yorkshiresalt48]

You should have included her asking how long the work hour is!

[@gazb87yorkshiresalt48]

And the 1 hour lunch break too!

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

Just take a break the built in work arcade right next to the built in bar right after your free 400 dollar lunch after getting paid a 6 figure salary to silence anyone who isn't an extremist radical left winger

[@gazb87yorkshiresalt48]

@@TheAnnoyingBoss well said!

[@ArtStoneUS]

@NRG that depends on whether the hour is metric!

[@ArtStoneUS]

@NRG well not exactly - it is the British imperial measuring system (pounds quarts feet, etc) that was used by the British colonial empire that enslaved Africa and addicted China to opium grown in India. The metric system dismantled the British patriarchy and liberated women so that they could be free to terminate their pregnancies

[@warriorx86]

Imagine.. Twitter is still working fine.. shows that how much it was over staffed with entitled woke employees.

[@Stuart267]

Most hilarious thing is 7,000 of those woke employees are now out of the job. It tickles me imagining them trying to make it in the real world.

[@warriorx86]

@PunishtheVictim38 As Elon said.. Twitter was just a glorified organization of activists. Elon Musk is not a perfect guy himself.. but as they say.. Diamond cuts Diamond.. their wokeism ran out of fuel when they ran into Elon.

[@loveandpeace7695]

For real, I have worked with people like this, no work ethic. Very frustrating to work with them.

[@sigmacademy]

01:57. Job interviewee LITERALLY uses job interview as an opportunity to sell merch. Respect! :P

[@sigmacademy]

BYOG? Bring your own gear (mentor on mobile phone)? :P

[@csrboltfan2643]

I always LOVE watching this one !! For as absurd and over-reacted as she was, she's really not that far off the stupidity of today's liberals

[@jerrymartin3965]

The problem is that this is more real than we would like to admit.

[@selohcin]

We're ALL admitting it. That's why we're here. Stop imagining that your words are profound.

[@jerrymartin3965]

@@selohcin don't push me. Take your pretend tough attitude somewhere else. People like you are real tough when anonymous, but you're just a frustrated person. If you wantvto be real tough we can take care if business. Otherwise shut the fuck up tweeker.

[@ftroop2000]

That Twitter job sounded good though 😂🤣

[@mervstash3692]

You personally met all 14000 did you?

[@larrote6467]

only if you live in a bubble; both sjw's and anti-sjw's are spoiled children complaining about trivial stupid shit; most of us live in the real world

[@kitty667]

Poor thing must be traumatized after being exposed to real “doing stuff”

[@ryanb509]

I never realized "job" and "work" were trigger words or that actually having to keep a schedule and do something to earn money was oppressive, but now I know and can tell my boss. I'm sure it'll be fine.....

[@realfamilyman]

It should go down well... (much like most Twitter employees were busy performing on each other).

[@ArtStoneUS]

She was applying for a paycheck and benefits, not a job that involves work

[@ericwalker8382]

These psychos think being on time is racist, it's wild

[@nicholashodges201]

The sad thing is that the joke is they actually think that way. They actually believe in a world where earning your keep is *optional* and existence itself is an unassailable "right". Unless you're less than 3 months olds, apparently. But they actually feel that being "forced" to work is oppression and slavery. They literally want to be provided for while they get paid extra for doing hobbies

[@bpete48]

I talked to a man from Portland who thought the word “work” was bad because all work is oppression. He preferred the word “function”

[@kaostheory2940]

The sad part is this supposed to be satire but it is so true

[@mischka1987]

so, you hae witnessed that in real life? Or....?

[@kaostheory2940]

@@mischka1987 yes I have I'm a motorcycle mechanic half the people that come in and want to work there I offer them an internship and they don't want to show up they don't want to get their hands dirty with a couple of people that I've tried to teach you how to work on motorcycles they're just playing on their phone the whole time so you get my drift

[@mischka1987]

@@kaostheory2940 i dont, but ok. If half the people are uesless, maybe you should ask yourself, if you are the problem? And work without pay should be a no-go for everyone.

[@galacticknight55544]

I've never met anyone like this.

[@anonymousanonymity2815]

@@mischka1987 oh yes, the people don’t want to work and don’t pay attention at an internship when that’s their fucking job they’re being paid to do Must be the employers fault, workers are clearly faultless

[@razenhell6514]

You know it's bad when Starbucks wants nothing to do with them.

[@davidmurray6176]

Lol Starbucks employees want to unionize. Lol! What a bunch of clowns 🤡

[@cynthialeaman3114]

🤣I was just thinking about their ability to serve coffee to someone would probably nake theur head explode.. so weird..wtaf?

[@dollyone3714]

you son of a gun

[@dougberrett8094]

Almost a trip back in time. Showing my age here, but the avoidance of actually saying “ work,” reminded me so much of the reaction Maynard G. Krebs would have on the old Dobie Gillis show when Dobie’s dad would say “ work.”

[@every1665]

Yes! Maynard would go into shock upon hearing the dreaded "W" word.

[@mrskunk4732]

I cant wait for the followup in two weeks when she has not received her check for her time spent at the interview and travel costs.

[@ArtStoneUS]

Going to a job interview qualifies you to receive unemployment checks for a year, doesn't it?

[@normancarter5419]

Good comeback.

[@lauraedwards3803]

The actress who plays 'Mandy" is absolutely hilarious!

[@ianmoone316]

A coworkers son had a job interview at GOOGLE and the son asked for advice. Dad said just be yourself, so he showed up in jeans and a T shirt. He got the job.

[@TheHigherVoltage]

Lucky guy. I lost count of the $1000s I wasted over the years on suits and business wear.

[@hornetguy9063]

@@TheHigherVoltage yeah, I mean if there’s anything good about these more “progressive” companies, this is one of them. The era of buying expensive clothes to impress people on the job is mostly dead. Just make sure it’s clean and fits appropriately.

[@asdisskagen6487]

Sounds about right.

[@GeorgeSemel]

Good for him. I inteviewd a lot in Blue Jeans over the years. Mostly Helicopter Pilot jobs. Showing up in a suit and tie would be poison with most operators. Diddos with most fixed wing freight haulers too.. I was a Chief Pilot for a little operation in Alaska- I would interview people all the time- Some would show up in suits, Me I dress to stay warm and dry. I never cared about that sort of thing, I was more interested in how long will you stick around after all the training and checkrides and that do you keep your word and not cut corners.

[@veganssuck2155]

i despise all types of formal attire

[@midgardo4]

The sad part is that this was 100% accurate 🤣.

[@Ei_va88]

😂😂😂true

[@Imnotplayinganymore]

I moved from running my own construction company to middle management at a nonprofit and believe me this is not off the mark.

[@itoibo4208]

shhh! You are not supposed to berate the management class!

[@ahapka]

From having worked retail and hotel jobs and going into an office was a huge shock.

[@0x777]

Butbutbutbut... it's a NONprofit, how do you expect me to work for the money you pay me?

[@rareword]

If you are not trying to run a glorified activist organization, Twitter just needs a few employees to run it. E.Musk.

[@makeitcount2985]

A proper representation of the attitudes of most twitter employees, how they had jobs heaven knows.

[@ecassel6442]

so then you must have personally known the majority of people who worked at twitter and noted all of their attitudes and disposition. Otherwise how would you know the attitudes of MOST twitter employees

[@paulabes4220]

@@ecassel6442 that's funny I don't know you but from your comment on a parody site makes me think I know you and what your like.

[@bloomblock2768]

@@ecassel6442 Forfot your mimosa?

[@ecassel6442]

@@paulabes4220 bet you don't

[@ecassel6442]

@@paulabes4220 but it makes sense you would think that since you believe you know everything

[@vanevans645]

My father was an Arizona farmer/rancher. He taught me and my 6 brothers how to work hard. I did the same for my 5 children, now in their 20s and 30s and all successful. My oldest son (in medical school) came to me last summer and told of his two best high school friends who ski and play video games all day at still haven't graduated from the community college at 30 years old. He ended with, "Thank you, dad, for teaching me how to work."

[@jayhay1237]

I went to community college thirty years ago. As a frugal and dedicated technology student, I was shocked by some of the merchandise at the college bookstore: stereo systems, big screen TVs, skis! Who had the money and time to waste? Apparently 2/3 of the students who dropped my technical program!

[@Ei_va88]

Hi im from indonesia,i love the way you explain it,we should thank you fro our parents for teaching how to work hard

[@insideoutsideupsidedown2218]

When I was in community college the college newspaper had an article about a student who wanted the cc to become a four year degree universities. He had 97 credit hours and wanted to be able to get his B.A. there. He was on year 5 at the cc, and the music listening A.A. degree was out of classes for him to keep going. I think he finally transferred to a 4 year and got a B.A. in the history of tuba.

[@honkhonk8009]

@@jayhay1237 I always assumed they were some stupid money making technique. Never really thought they made money lmfao. Fucked up my hs grades during the pandemic. Online learning was not for me. But finan graduate with a 4.0 this year and transfer, so its been getting better so far.

[@gwenpoolmedia]

Skiing and videogames sounds cool though as they rolled lucky with parents

[@cashwalk7253]

Please do a series of her applying for jobs

[@danielkokal8819]

and turning them all down and winding up doing something useful, like porn.

[@LouisL-q8z]

She's ready for politics.

[@willyreeves319]

that sort of person isn't exclusive to twitter employees. i work at a production facility that is trying to expand - they've hired close to 200 people in the past few months and maybe 10 are still there. you have to be able to show up on time, read a tape measure and a level, and lift 15 to 20 pounds. those requirements are far beyond least half of the people that get hired

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

Im starting a data analytics company soon so maybe I can help figure out why you're coming that is trying to expand has a terrible time with employee retention. Aside for the fact of 50% of the worker applicant pool being nothing but smooth brain sloths that can't comprehend common sense, what does your company pay these people? Because I garentee you they're probably underpaying. That's usually the #1 reason people don't show up. They see all this work that needs done and get paid too little money and so they just decided to not even show up. I've seen it happen a lot. Most of the time when I work my data analytics magic to figure out how companies are having these problems with worker retention it usually almsot always comes down to not enough money for too physically demanding of a job. Are they lifting 15-20 pounds a couple times per day or is it thousands of times per day?

[@davidcole333]

@@TheAnnoyingBoss Most companies are content with a hampster wheel of employment as long as there's a steady labor pool that will do the work of unskilled labor cheaply. Honestly, why would a company benefit anything from retaining unskilled workers? They're going to want benefits and raises.

[@SMR3663]

You are killing it ! They have a target rich ideology that will make these memes last for years. The part that makes it funny is you didn't stray to far from the truth.

[@riftshredder5438]

At first I thought she was going to be disgusted by the fact that he was wearing a wedding ring lol

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

Just wait until they realise everyone who doesn't work at Twitter or CNN or Reddit only supports the fact of only two genders existing

[@backdraft916]

I love how this is an almost perfect duplicate of the interview between Tom Smykowski and ‘the Bobs’ from “Office Space”. 😂

[@troyfall6573]

If there are 7 days in a week, how many rest days do I get? If I am pretending to work while home do I still have to use they/them pronouns? Does moving my mouse around the screen still indicate that I am working?

[@LilyGazou]

A device that moves a mouse randomly would sell well.