"First Day of School" | Jo Koy : Lights Out

[@yvesgomes]

I love how he sneaks jokes in.

[@aehrlynn]

Yves Gomes "look at my ting ting!" 😂😂😂

[@freewithnature]

That made me so happy I told my bf “look if you didn’t watch his one special you wouldn’t know muahahahahahaha I’m team koy for sure” 😆😆

[@Ayveh]

Lol same XD

[@johnhenric3652]

@Claude Trapanese im using myfixer.

[@piffny6666]

The best comedians do that

[@kristincollins5468]

Because of Jo Koy I now have an arsenal of photos/videos of my son in his sister's tutu's, playing tea, sleeping in her Princess bed and his multiple meltdowns through the years. He's 12 now.. Now I just sit back and wait for him to pop off 😂😂😂

[@Veranaika28]

great parents keep evidence hehe

[@MiyamotoMusakaki]

Your son is gay

[@juniorantonio5887]

Good job

[@jeksixten5751]

@@MiyamotoMusakaki your son is

[@rohitv1015]

I'll do it too when i become a parent

[@DoubleKnotts]

Man, I first remember randomly switching to this one night. I didn't even know who you were but I watched it because of the Filipino references. Needless to say, I woke up my family cause I was laughing too hard.

[@wcoun]

Your username made me laugh

[@alenlastimosa7069]

666 likes

[@samosoldteeth9220]

These are easy "try not to laugh" tracks. Stone faced the whole way through

[@eioncredible4647]

@@samosoldteeth9220 but did you finish the video?

[@kel638]

Lol this literally happened an hour ago, I cant stop watching him😭😭

[@maryallison0509]

My daughter cried so hard the night before her first day of Kindergarten. Like literally so hard she made herself puke. She was scared to leave me because I was very pregnant with her youngest siblings (twins) but she was more scared to leave her younger brother and sister. And the day of her little face was red and blotchy and her eyes were red and puffy. So of course I washed her up and took her to school. I knew the crying would stop as soon as she got in and met other kids. She met kids, but still wasn’t wanting me to leave her. After about a hour later. I snuck by the closed kindergarten door. And she looked like she was having fun. So I went home for the last hour of school. I came back to get her and stood back she was laughing and talking and having a blast. Then she saw me and instantly started crying like she hadn’t seen me in years. I asked what was wrong. And she just said oh I just missed you so much. The next morning I planned on walking her in AGAIN. And she told me no she was a independent gal. And barely waited for the car to stop and jumped out. That was 31 years ago.

[@ruzahel6287]

Oh wow time flies huh. That’s so sweet but yeah I think a lot of kids cry on the first day of school.

[@Journalaine]

Aaaaawww that was so sweeet... And it's amazing that it was 31 years ago and you still remembered it

[@heythisisnick6908]

@Insignificant Speck Of Dust It's alright, life's hard on everyone. Some have it earlier in life some have it later. Pls don't let your past burden you. Forget it and be a better person than if. I wish you luck 🤞🍀

[@alexandermclaughlin4742]

This is so wholesome ❤

[@maryallison0509]

@Insignificant Speck Of Dust Oh sweetie!!! I'm sorry to hear that. It was his loss at being able to see you walk in on your first day of school. Even though your mom was bruised up and probably a bit embarrassed she sucked it up and escorted her little girl into her class. So at least you had a good caring mom.

[@tomarnold7284]

First day of school I thought of all those heart crushing scenes of my baby girl crying, not wanting me to leave her with a class of strangers. She dashed into the crowd of her age without even looking back. I cried, for a whole different reason.

[@BGzGamersVoid]

"what do you want daddy?" "I just wanna tell you one thing....I.....I could've pulled out." LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@wishiwashi7]

Gaggy? 😂😂

[@hey..mickeyyy]

BAHA

[@khabibmcgregor3592]

Could've*

[@myan9590]

what is pulled out ??? im learning

[@deesplayworldtv]

damn, i'm laughing but almost teared up listening to him imitate his son. my son was the same way and it tugs at your heart. plus i hid under the school when i was younger crying my eyes out cause mom left me there, then i saw her car pull off....i'm like 'geez, this is the worst woman ever!' lol

[@iamf6641]

haha worst thing when your parents lesve you it geels likeyiur trapped in an arena

[@iamf6641]

im traumatized and still remember all those crying expreience vivudly

[@JayCaldwell05]

I cried everyday of the first day til second grade... my dad died before second grade started so i was a real mess. They let me sit in the teachers lounge and eat ice cream all day 😂😂😂😂

[@EnhancedTrashBin]

@@JayCaldwell05 damn, I still remember crying my eyes out back in kindergarden, too bad I never got ice cream though.

[@not_darko]

"JOSEP!"

[@adamdoof420thedoof8]

"It was just a lunchbox" 😂

[@disneyrockz12]

Ano?

[@justin-id7rd]

JJJJOOOOOSSSSSEEEEEEPPPPPPP!!!!!

[@disneyrockz12]

Bakit?

[@timw6690]

My wife is filipina. The Filipino family's are always happy no matter how poor they are. I love there toughness and culture

[@jasminmonzon8869]

Love this😘

[@judycloutier5623]

YES ! ❤

[@AriesArriesgado]

He is like Adam Sandler and Vin Diesel in one. :D

[@bayanmamilika5102]

haha no wonder he looks familiar

[@urlsalinas420]

right~

[@sugarhoneyicedtea5872]

Aries Arriesgado no he’s like jo koy

[@braydenruperto8553]

Neither are filipino

[@infiniteserenity1366]

No.Adam Sandler is SHIT compared to Jo Koy.Adam Sandler is copper.Jo Koy IS GOLD.Adam Sandler is coal.Jo Koy is diamond.💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎

[@epdlp4506]

My son did the exact thing to me. I was almost in tears and he was embarrassed because I was taking him to school. He is 11 and goes to 6th grade. He asks me to leave him half a block from school. Maybe is because he likes a girl at his class. Even told me to buy fancy chocolates for her this valentine's day.

[@leslieblanco3536]

Edith Dlp aww this is so precious . You’re raising a nice young man 🙏

[@epdlp4506]

@@leslieblanco3536 Thank you. Your words are very kind.😁👍

[@lavandercharmander2307]

I think you are a great mothet!! Don't worry about not raising him right because you care about him and take him to school and stuff!!

[@epdlp4506]

@@lavandercharmander2307 I am his mom.😄 But thank you for your words of support.

[@lavandercharmander2307]

@@epdlp4506 I'm sorry for mistaking your gender

[@geraldgaspar753]

I could have pulled out, hahahhahahahaha!!!!

[@acrsclspdrcls1365]

what does that mean?

[@aikaryna]

Gerald Gaspar haha maybe a kid ;)

[@testmeandroid1880]

cmon guys... Walt Pardo is not even a teen yet go easy on the kid... how is he supposed to know what a pull out is?

[@ajgonzales354]

omg i cant stop laughin!! i could have pulled out..ahahahhahaha

[@aorikineiko7]

meaning "i could have not made you with your mom"

[@victoriar9728]

i remember my daughter breaking out with hives all over her body and crying, because she was stressed about entering high school.... :) i shld have recorded those moments, now its all forgotten. but you reminded me of those moments. you are brilliant Jo Koy turning these common occurrences into a show:)

[@shadowfax2744]

He's handsome and funny. What a combo!!!

[@natashabetts7509]

He is so funny.I love starting my day off with laughter.

[@Breezy-bv9te]

How come Jo Koy does not have his own tv show yet!!

[@Jacob-Pogicat]

He has Netflix specials now.

[@Ayveh]

Right, however he does have some Netflix specials :D

[@user-tq7nx1yr4j]

because his half...

[@stevencardenas6094]

Are you talking about like a sitcom? ...maybe like a George Lopez?...

[@stevencardenas6094]

Are you talking about like a sitcom? ...maybe like a George Lopez?...

[@evandreiaa]

I've rewatched this so many times and I still burst out laughing.

[@pilarsamala8308]

Thank you this is what we need for this Pandemic ...easier way to overcome depression ...all my respect Jo Koy

[@davep857]

Joe, my sons name is Joseph, and he’s 18. We laugh into tears at your comedy. I love it, as a father I can relate and my son and I use many of your skit voices when we talk to each other and laugh every time. Your a great and funny comedian. I’m glad I found your stand up... Your our favorite!!!!:) Would love to have a beer with you one day if your ever in Chicago!

[@veronicamatchett8227]

September 3, 2022 & I'm back watching this video again - I'm hooked on Jo Koy, the funniest comedian I've heard in many a long year. This guy's punch line is always unexpected and so spot on, unbelievable how good he is.

[@batfink274]

I'm a fan, thank you Netflix thank you Jo, you're awesome dude.

[@young6721]

I swear this is the coolest dad 😂😂😂😂

[@pamelaleavitt1383]

You are a great breathe of fresh air 😆 The best I have seen in a while. No fear man. YOU ROCK

[@apachedisco]

Jo is so under-rated, So happy I heard him on Carolla's podcast. He had his own podcast for a little while...

[@LateBoomer1964]

I'm looking through my old VCR tapes as we speak!

[@anthonynunez2802]

Nothing can beat that “I could’ve pulled out” comment 😅 had me laughing hard af lol

[@dextervidal9930]

What is the meaning bro. Because i really dont have an idea. I understand a little bit english thats why some of his jokes i cant pick up

[@deannnnplays]

​@@dextervidal9930 He means during sex. He basically means he regrets his son was born. But obviously that's a joke.

[@firstnamelastname7298]

@@dextervidal9930 pulling out means that he couldve prevented having a child

[@isaacyang802]

@@dextervidal9930 I wish I was that innocent again 😂

[@RayfieldA]

" Stop Pucking your Socks, Josib!"

[@eviemarie73]

Right my oldest son was like bye ! Younger son wasn’t so willing! His voices are hilarious

[@whitepeachasmr]

Lmao

[@flipdroid23]

I met jokoy in vegas fashion mall while doing shopping with a wifey these dude was a very humble person

[@kimberlycornelius7911]

He is a grandma dream really ! What parents go through yea. Now we laugh our asses off

[@puppylove5468]

Been laughing for almost an hour now.. 😂😂😂 My husband thinks I'm crazy!! 🤣🤣🤣 Lol

[@lahopkins9746]

You are not the only one betrayed by your offspring Jo! Something similar happened to me when I dropped my daughter off at her first day of school. She did not cry and was quick to dismiss me. Seventeen - eighteen years later, the thought of the betrayal still stings a bit. 😉🤣

[@victoriar9728]

Same here, My daughter's first day of kindergarten, I picked her up and we were walking home. She said in her clearest voice "Mom, walk ahead, pretend you don't know me". My heart dropped. I still remember that feeling from that memory. she's 23 years old now.:)

[@lahopkins9746]

@@victoriar9728 Yes! I was expecting her to cry and ask me not to leave. She was like, nope, this is chance I been waiting for...bye, Mama! Kick rocks! 😜🤣 She didn't say that but that's what I felt in my SOOOOUL! 🤣 I was like, Girl, I carried you in my womb and went through many hours of agonizing labor - you ain't gon' miss me? Not even a little bit!?

[@assassinaria]

@@victoriar9728 That's a good sign - a craving for independence. One of my friends as a kid always tried to keep his Mom close. We're both 29 now and he still lives with his Mom & is jobless.

[@only_salony]

I can't help but notice his so bright teeth in every video. Brighter than my future ofcourse.

[@cookiesareincenteroftheuni6971]

From the scale 1-10 how dark is your life?

[@only_salony]

@@cookiesareincenteroftheuni6971 So dark, isn't visible enough to count either! ☻

[@equipadont]

The most expensive toilet 😉

[@dfinley372]

I truly belly laugh with no sound coming out at you Jo Koy every single time I watch you perform. You're well on your way to becoming one of the all time greatest comedians ever.....thanks man

[@mo2743]

just discovered this guy. I'm dying😂

[@Verde830]

There is so much more

[@minervaangeles4098]

U got some *MAD* catching up to.

[@lovelypersonn1720]

Same here

[@maeumiapayo]

His imitation of his son sounds like Lennie from Of Mice and Men .

[@Im_Zion]

OH MY GOD IT DOES I LITERALLY JUST WATCHED THAT MOVIE IN ENGLISH CLASS BEFORE CHRISTMAS BREAK AND YOURE SO RIGHT

[@laneblair6491]

ey, junior check lmao

[@gassedup3559]

everyone read/watched Of Mice and Men. i’m not even lying

[@hey..mickeyyy]

Sorry but MHA :)

[@Spirits2000]

You are awesome it takes a lot to make me laugh and you bring me to tears thank you it is so needed in this time.

[@ArikaPF1]

LOL that drama love the scare tactic makes them less scared sometimes (esp if you've been going on about how it's not scary before)

[@_aiko020]

2:04 omygod that was the cutest impression LOL

[@on2wheels378]

I am half Filipino like Jo. My Mom is what we call a true FilAm. She was born in Stockton Ca in 1948. When my twin sister and I went to our first day of school, we didn't fuss or cry, we couldn't wait to get to school. We looked at the fence line where all the parents were, Mom was crying her eyes out. My Dad, who is a true American immigrant (He immgrated with granny to Los Angeles from Ennis County Clare Ireland in 1959 when he was 13 with his two younger sisters) Was sitting in the car reading the newspaper.. Hahahahaha!

[@jacquelinelopez9220]

You’re one of my favorite comedians! In fact I don’t know anyone who doesn’t like u!

[@ralphnjoku654]

Down right to earth funny jokes...beautiful

[@mondoarchuleta4909]

My friend told me about him. Right away had to watch him. Freaking funny. Can't stop laughing when I watch his comedy shows.

[@amikadpage]

“I’m tryna squeeze one tear outta this fucker” 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@zyvks9764]

2:05 - 2:26 my FAVORITE PART

[@pattyyl1613]

Can't wait till my son is born...so I can start taking pictures of him doing stupid shit and save them when he's older haha

[@elainerichards7799]

Binge watching all your shows here Jo Koy.... i am always laughing hard here... you are so great!

[@jokimchi]

You're the best comedian ever, Jo Koy! Every time I'm stressed and sad I just watch your videos and would suddenly feel fine and happy. Thank you so much!

[@mxechxn]

4:01 the start of the best bitch slap 😭😂

[@Anujmeeh]

Subscribed! I saw your nurses video on Facebook and laughed my heart out! My parents wanted me to be a nurse too! ...I'm an accountant now because being a liguist is not Filipino mom pre-approved! Thanks for your work Jo Koy.

[@rustyanneyakel]

Love this guy

[@ginadignadice3296]

I can't hold my laughter when Im watching your videos. that my mother-in-law have to check on me in the middle of the night because Im laughing so hard! 😆😆😆

[@ms.karenwatkins286]

You know who he remind me of, that little boy in cartoons, I think Milo ask your little kids know him, bald head kid...anyway I love him...GOD BLESS HIM...

[@demon6937]

"look at my ting ting" lmao 🤣

[@karanfield4229]

I can't STOP WATCHING!!! He's my daily antidepressant!🤣🤣🤣🤣😘

[@sanaajarrell1981]

You are going places. Love for you to have your own show !!

[@fireboy7374]

These jokes are perfect. And then the end with the subscribe

[@yumegaaru3919]

He's like Dr.Evil in Mini Me's 1st day of school

[@christeneremoroza3439]

jo koy we're a big fan back here in the Philippines. but we can't find a copy of lights out here 😕

[@theggirl93]

i had to download it

[@christeneremoroza3439]

+Teena Felix on what site?

[@theggirl93]

+christene remoroza I had to do it off torrent. im also in Manila now & sad that I totally missed his shows when I was still living in Cali.

[@red_ashcroft]

I watched him on Netflix. I live in Manila too.

[@jekbanzam1347]

christene remoroza netflix.

[@DeiGuan]

That moment when his son has Jo’s moms sass 😂

[@cami9447]

We need you in Miami Jo. I would love to see you live. You’re on my bucket list. ☺️

[@RetroMasters1977]

only started to watch you today and watched lots of your videos you made me laugh none stop thank you

[@athensniceboy]

so funny....i love the jokes about his mom...

[@hanneh235]

The attitude of Jokoy's son must be from her filipina mother🤣🤣

[@ericawasser253]

LOL his impression of the kids is the best 😅

[@kimberlyhernandez1107]

@Jo Koy, you are like my blood line during this quarantine time.

[@laurelwright9705]

LOL! You, sir, are too funny...and adorable! ♡♡♡

[@erniereyes15]

Never laugh that hard for a long time, god dammit Josep!!

[@TheLIBOTER]

Jokoy the Best! It makes laugh 20x LOL!

[@louisestewart-pinto1399]

Ong HE IS HYSTERICAL

[@ibrahimamin4133]

FROM EGYPT, YOU ARE AWESOME MAAAAAAN ! WISH TO SEE YOU IN A MOVIE SOON

[@blisswkc3344]

Thank y'all so much dearest 🌹 Y'all such an inspiration 🥰 Appreciate y'all from the bottom of my heart 💖 Be Blissful Eternally 🙏👼🌈

[@nonchalant5315]

"I could've pulled out" that really sent me in hysterics!

[@irenecapatan8097]

First day of school for my son wasn't really hard.he was actually excited about it, the backpack, the lunch box, the new clothes and shoes plus the school bus were all new to him.he had a smile on his face as the bus drove away.

[@wizsmom]

This guy deserves millions of subscribers 💕😭

[@nagabackyardkitchen]

This guy is genius 😂😂

[@maryjaneallen124]

This was on my feed at the right time. I have 3 adult children and a 4 year old. It’s my son’s first day of kindergarten. They grow up so fast 😭

[@kkkeilimccormack306]

I've never subscribed to ANYTHING on KZbin EVER! I'd say you're welcome but the pleasure is all mine!! Holy fuck! Literally cry laughing and doubled over with headphones on in public.. during the ENTIRE skit. All of them!

[@TraceyT-r3h]

Binge watching all your video's...you're so funny 🤣

[@daniastorms5303]

In the first day of my school I wouldn't let go of my mom's leg, the teacher had to LITERALLY drag me away 😭😂🤣🤣🤣😅😭😂🤣🤣🤣

[@camillebatayen7303]

ang bait kasing tatay ni Jo Koy. Sana all hahaha my goodness lalo kong naging crush yung anak niya ahahaha

[@cashgoldernie515]

Jo, visit Milwaukee this holiday season 2017. Perhaps the Pabst Theater would be a nice place for a great performance.

[@nickolasbuczek9944]

It's true here at Milwaukee it's beautiful plus..... free beer

[@VeNuS2910]

it was before the pandemic when i was last here and wow everything in this channel got upgraded! good job!

[@jadeoswalt8769]

He is so funny I listen to him all time on Pandora just finished the one about the hoverboard I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@InnannasRainbow]

When my youngest was in kindergarten, they were standing outside waiting for their parents to pick them up. My son had warned the teacher that he didn't feel well and she said it was ok because his mom would come get him. My son turned next to the little girl beside him and he threw up all over her and her backpack. He said he felt much better after that.

[@SamanthaSprinkles69]

I’m so glad I stumbled upon this guy

[@Raven_Intuition]

Omg! I love you! You’re hysterical!!!

[@Jasongy827]

"i Just want Daddy to know, I could have pulled out " HAHA!!!

[@wonderwallflower]

We need a sitcom character just like your mum!!

[@assassinaria]

Damn I remember being a kid and making friends with random kids I just met 5 seconds ago at Chuck E Cheese lol. I wonder why this reflex disappears as you get older. Maybe to prevent getting hurt by psychopaths.

[@komokosai]

He's so good I'm not even kidding 🤟

[@ingrid9635]

I don't think I've ever laughed this much

[@queenb98059]

Love you Jo Koy!!!

[@shellamariepalis3949]

God bless joe. Proud pinoy.

[@nerissahanopol6290]

I love this guy! I was just watching one video and got hook watching more. So funny! 😂😂😂 I agree that he look and smile like Vin Diesel and joke like Adam Sandler. So cool man, though he make jokes out of his family, I can sense how he loved them. Such an amazing man! Keep it up. Proud to be Pinoy ❤

[@Thstscrazuharry0]

There's a lot of scary people here 😂

[@lyndonmayfield9834]

By far my favorite comedian!

[@cwayzums]

I could relate to this. I remember my mom dropping me off in Kindergarten and she would literally just sit therein the classroom looking at me. I’m like “what is she still doing here? Nobody else’s mom is here.” Then when she would finally leave, I’d think, “finally!” 🤣 she assumed that I would cry like she did as a kid. I freakin’ relished in my little bit of freedom from her even as a 5/6 year old.

[@SandyCarey]

This guy is hilarious 🤣

[@apriankurniawan1717]

Hello, im indonesian here, and i love ur stories so funny😂🤣, actually western humors different with asian humors so sometimes i couldnt find the jokes, but u can show it and very clear with ur expressions. U r the best comedian be sides Mr.bean😂 . Sry with my english, im still learning. Hopely u will famous in indonesia 😂.