Joey Diaz CANNOT Leave The Country Because of Seattle

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Joey Diaz explains his infamous Seattle Warrant, why it prohibits him from leaving the country, and why he got arrested in Seattle in the first place.
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[@Mohammed_plt]

This guy kidnapped somebody but he can’t leave the country because of jaywalking. Think about that

[@SharmaGoopta123]

its a bit my guy. you can look up warrants in washington. he has none. its a joke. hes a comedian.

[@SomeBoredVato]

It's a warrant that's why it's a simple fix he can just do the jail time for like a week if that

[@ctand91]

You actually believe that 😂

[@samanthab1923]

Can he be deported to Cuba?

[@gabehernandez9623]

@@samanthab1923ask him

[@darrenlee9237]

I'm from the UK. When I flew into the USA from Europe I initially landed in Seattle. Homeland Security in Seattle were the most unreasonable, illogical, humourless bastards you could meet. In stark contrast to the nice efficient HS people I encountered in Chicago and Utah. Is there something in the water in Seattle or what? Turning uniforms into dickheads?

[@rasul407]

Thank you for this comment I’m not going there X

[@MK_ULTRA420]

Seattle is home to the self-righteous.

[@bellcameron8]

Water turns you gay in Seattle

[@waset8654]

basing your viewpoint of Seattle residents off of an interaction with Homeland Security in Tacoma is pretty disingenuous but as a native we are definitely assholes to anyone not from here.

[@darrenlee9237]

Your post didn't disappoint. I just made the point that the Homeland Security I encountered in Utah and Chicago were generally nice, friendly people. The ones I encountered in Seattle were arseholes. Coincidence? Maybe. You be the judge.

[@tomking7080]

Seattle actually has a mutual combat law. It’s actually the state of Washington. Texas has the same law. They are the only states in the country that have these. The only stipulation is that a police officer has to witness the fight and actually act as a referee. He has to break them up when there is a obvious winner. I know that it sounds crazy but look it up. Google Seattle,Wa mutual combat law. It’s legit

[@devinmccurry5546]

Nun wrong with fighting

[@downsouth00]

Great law

[@tomking7080]

@@devinmccurry5546 it’s better than these kids pulling out guns and shooting one another because they’re afraid of a ass kicking

[@devinmccurry5546]

@@downsouth00 agreed

[@MemoryUtilizer]

Virginia as well

[@LuisA-rw3ul]

What episode is this??? I am try to see the whole episode

[@huntmine2343]

I absolutely loved this episode! Tremendous. But it’s such a shame censoring joeys curses. It’s like listening to clean Eminem.

[@oldmate99]

Why are there 3 dudes that sit there and say nothing? Do they got nowhere to be?

[@daviejoel123]

@@oldmate99CB bc cj f😢 BB b bc

[@daviejoel123]

Can

[@stepanvinnikov6024]

That’s when Seattle was beautiful city cops actually enforced the rules and laws. Now it’s shit show city like ma la New York

[@Em022]

Now you’re lucky for a cop to even show up in Seattle lol

[@InvestBetter.]

Joey Diaz He has a story, and a police record, for every city in America This should be called "Joey Does Seattle"

[@albinmuc2714]

That’s a reality documentary right there: Joey Diaz at anger management course. Netflix? HBO? Somebody?

[@WowzaBoyz]

Instead of saying he stole the Honda he says “they checked inventory and the car was missing” hmm wonder how that happened 😂😂😂 spoken like a true crook, constantly maintaining plausible deniability

[@jeremymizer8958]

If you can't remember the statue of limitations on that particular crime, best to keep an air of plausible deniablity.

[@MK_ULTRA420]

@@jeremymizer8958 Stealing a $50,000 car = No statute of limitations Borrowing $50,000 from a bank and never paying it back = 7 years America

[@jasonmueller1052]

yep seattle and portland nightmares

[@hanzflackshnack1158]

People want to see Ali in his Prime vs. Tyson in his prime… I want to see young Joey Diaz and Doctor Gonzo go to 1960s Vegas with a million dollars

[@AK___7]

The video editor gave up censoring Joey swearing after a few minutes 🤣🤣 love this guy could listen to his stories all day lol

[@aramondehasashi3324]

They stopped because KZbin only looks for swearing to demonetize in the first 15 seconds

[@andrewhakomakigranger]

This is like 10 stories that explain one story XD

[@KevonialJemonathoy]

I tried to get the Jarrito joints. 😢

[@mehtacotute]

Take over a section of the city? Nothing. Jay walk? YOU MUST PAY!

[@redrews3]

A section of the city that gets blocked off to pedestrians multiple times a year for "festivals". 😅

[@derrickmcadoo3804]

It's a weird city.

[@johnavina7220]

What's crazy is Seattle and surrounding areas are lawless af now

[@dickfitzwelliner2807]

Its absolutely disgusting around Seattle

[@SosasCountrysideMeditations]

We’ve all met a variation of Joey, he’s just the final boss.

[@lewisfruen5648]

That is straight out a comedy movie lmao

[@red-sn4jq]

Seattle is terrible I knew someone who had a warrant out they extradited him from st. Louis and it was a mistaken identity did months in jail waiting on a court date and lost his job.

[@solitivity]

I love that Joey is such a good dude that we call him Uncle Joey. 😭🤣

[@know-body2519]

"Swannie's & the Comedy Underground" (upstairs/downstairs) I used to work the door there & the Central Tavern RIP Swannie. RIP Jomo

[@tomermahlis12]

Pretty sure he never applied for a green card he said that once so he isn’t eligible for US passport so why bother

[@lexibathory4819]

I don't think they would care now. Open air drug use is legal here now

[@bobjohnson1097]

Joey is a treasure. Take care of that man ;)

[@kjax0630]

Bro only Andrew saw how funny it was before the story 😅

[@williamshakespeare9815]

He was in Seatttle to visit and got in trouble multiple times 😂😂😂

[@Imscottirl]

Joey cussed so much the editor just said fuck it

[@TheDecider2024]

I had one in Washington State for a long time and you can still get a passport if it's nothing serious and not extraditable just don't fly into the extraditable places

[@cpeppars]

Joey Diaz is so funny, love the guy. 😂

[@jaygasper4853]

Why would anyone want to go to Seattle its an open sewer. It make LA look as clean as Singapore or Dubai

[@Hearmeout503]

HE SAID , '' IF THEY NEED HINDU THEY GET A MEXICAN '',, LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rasul407]

Yeah I’m all set with Seattle, thank you!

[@abhi5ingh]

Now we got people smoking meth on the side of the street and nothing happens

[@zombiemillionaire6397]

LoL, me to. Washington loves there Non extraditable warrants, they do it so you leave

[@lunardelusions2657]

"So we'll hire a Mexican and put Scotch tape on his eyes". 🤣💀

[@justinbergman4288]

Lee Syatt actually wrote uncle Joey the j walking ticket in Seattle dead ass 😂

[@damotheman4196]

Is lee a caawwwwwp? Are you a cawwwp? Am i a cawwwp? (sorry watched "The Departed" last week agai n still have it stuck in my mind)

[@2toneglo168]

glad it’s not me who just has bad juju out in seattle

[@barry3045]

F bombs removed ? Why ??

[@Squash101]

jus a friendly advice, try to zoom in on the person thats doing the talking. Like at 1:40 Joey is doing a bit, and his facial expressions are part of it, but you can't really see it cause it's zoomed out.

[@Mohammed_plt]

Fucking respect Jose for standing up for the comedy club owner though

[@Glazeseverythingbutdonuts]

Respect 🤡🥴🤡🥴🤡 Booooooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

[@FlagTheRef]

Joey Diaz is the greatest professional bullshitter of all time.

[@JoeelPALZ]

"Were you murdering?" Joey: "What?????"

[@lancefron1]

Same! Lived in NYC for 3 years. Moved to San Diego, and got stopped for jaywalking.

[@umadbro1570]

And Washington is one of two mutual combat states, where it's legal to fight if both parties consent

[@bennybenny61]

No lol that’s not true at all. Seattle, especially King county is crazy. Happened with someone I know and the county ended up charging one of them with assault

[@olnasty]

@@bennybenny61 no it's true. You only get charged with assault if someone presses charges my guy.

[@D-Fens_1632]

I've still never watched this. At the time I set it aside when Joey ended The Joint so I would always have one more podcast with him to get around to. But now I just can't tolerate this crew and dont think I could sit through it even though it's Uncle Joey.

[@Kxji]

The 🐈was crazy 🤣

[@lonewanderer3603]

Seattle is still a nightmare.

[@jamesforemangraffitipodcas7892]

The Italian TK Kirkland

[@Bendog300]

One thing i don't understand about the entire video is that hair cut ...😂 Somone tell him 🤣

[@saviorvx1883]

its the og cut of NY back when ppl greased during his generation just slip everything back and call it a day , besides i think he dgaf, by now his at his age..i wouldnt... now its to the side with a fade well for me anyways

[@matthewadams2979]

No one is Seattle has a warrant.

[@icychill105]

someone who lives an hour away from seattle im amazed at how constant the jaywalking is, driving is a nightmare and then you get a green but too many people are fuckin walking all over the place blocking the road but they only fuck with Joey Diaz like that

[@mattmmilli8287]

Boston the same way. Pedestrians rule the streets 😅

[@julianshepherd2038]

I would watch Uncle Joey Goes To Anger Management Class

[@Hearmeout503]

GO TO SEATTLE NOW AND YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SLEEP IN THE STREET !

[@TheOriginalHeisenberg]

Shouldn't they be sippin and have "it" in rotation 😂

[@Mario-lv5bv]

So he has probation in Seattle?? How does this work

[@daGuwru]

A warrant and probation are 2 completely different things

[@AllisonRobinson-pg8my]

Jay walking 😶

[@spderman123]

The censoring bad words hurts my ears

[@angelicajoy1]

They only did it the first 90 seconds but the rest of the video they didn’t censor at all. Like the editor just said “fuck it..” 😂

[@509reeves8]

Welcome to Washington!! I got arrested after throwing a napkin at a women. She spit on me and I used the napkin to wipe it off. Then her mansplaner she was with swong and plowed me over. Security stopped it. She was explaing how I was wrong. So threw the napkin and boom, knee in my back and hand cuffs.

[@olnasty]

Lived and worked around Seattle 40 yrs. I don't believe the j walking, but I def believe this.

[@theewunn]

​@travisturner6375 I actually got stopped for j walking downtown . I was crossing Pike on 2nd Ave and a biker cop stopped me. I had a warrant so when he ran my name in the system i got taken into county. Back when the police were actually arresting people and taking people to jail.

[@stephenlurie821]

​@@theewunn I believe it. I used to work a couple blocks from there and I saw bike cops ticketing people for jaywalking EVERY SINGLE DAY!

[@vladimirandreev5932]

A real fucking old school guy "one day they did an inventory and the car was missing" - not copping to it if he doesn't have to haha

[@neptunium7121]

"We hire a mexican, and put scotch tape on his eyes..." 😂😂😂😂

[@tonymaurice4157]

Furget about it!

[@patrickvanhoesen9425]

Misdemeanor warrants are only good for 7 years

[@Twilk94]

Don’t have Joey on if your gonna censor him. I’m done with this show. They let half the f bombs slide? Censor the rest? They went soft for $

[@billyringah]

I feel like Joey would be a boss in Miami.

[@90madagaskar]

redbar is watching

[@JQ1115]

This is a guy who's been waiting to use he was extradited in a sentence

[@jayhendee4018]

It was bad back then

[@Astinsan]

hes right.. seattle is a place to get into a fight

[@danielbarrios1653]

Yeah I'm from San Francisco and you tell the tourists at the light, we just walk across like nothing, and they're looking stupid

[@anthonyteja87]

No you Can do whatever you want in Seattle 😂

[@caseywyatt6267]

Seems like he could just pay a fine n be done w it… it’s really not that serious, probably only Carries less than 30 days guaranteed

[@forgetaboutit192]

he pulled the cops gun and he didnt have any consequences for that???

[@jayhendee4018]

If you came here now the courts would drop it

[@bennybenny61]

Definitely not lol. King county WANTS every dollar they can get

[@ion6538]

Joey Diaz is actually a Hispanic who looks Spanish. Most Cubans are of full or majority Spaniard ancestry. It’s the Mexicans, Central Americans, Dominicans, etc who don’t look Spanish because they have significant Amerindian or African ancestry.

[@nigelgrim]

His voice is so cool 😎

[@johnathanrodriguez7514]

Do sum drugs

[@aeromtb2468]

joey got stories

[@Buffguy9870]

This podcast is terrible. Joey is trying to tell a story and everyone talk’s over him and interrupts. It really should just be Andrew Schultz and the guest. Nobody else

[@db7tv326]

Seattle has become such a liberal dump

[@Oofsrevenge]

I watch Joey a lot but it feels like he was trying to show out hard on this podcast

[@SonsOfAntiquity]

7 years and misdemeanor warrants expire. So it isn't that

[@wzpu3283]

Way to tell us that you didn't watch the clip. Uncle Joey ran into several issues other than just the jaywalking, which he explained and admitted that he was out of control and not an angel.

[@aaronflatt3525]

Land of the free, where you can't be trusted to cross a road yourself

[@Amberlynn0930]

SHIT NOT TO SAY ON SOCIAL MEDIA LOL "I GOT A WARRANT IN SEATTLE.." "I ALMOST KILLED SOME GUY."

[@beaub650]

This haircut…geez. How told him it’s cool?!?!?

[@moebetta08]

Uncle Joey in the BUILDING!!! Stay black!!!

[@193475464]

Joey is high. No se de que.

[@aeromtb2468]

diaz has a warrant but seattle is going downhill fast.

[@prestonasher2291]

I got a passport with multiple warrants but I'm not famous.

[@selfmadegamer410]

Liked for uncle joey

[@theorangegoodness9281]

Heaven

[@davidsnyder2000]

The name for Seattle is called “being over policed”. I’ve been in 20 states and Cartersville GA and St. Petersburg Fl are just like Seattle. You can’t fart without the police being up your ass. There were always so many arrests in GA that when you’d go to court, you couldn’t even get a seat in the courtroom. The doors had to be left open so all the folks could stand out in the hallways and stairwells. And 90% of the time you couldn’t get your case addressed that same day because there were 100’s of people on the docket every single day and have to come back to court each day for the whole week then get rescheduled to come back a month or two later. Then you’d spend another whole week in court waiting to get your named called. This went on for a year! I missed so much work for a traffic ticket. And I never met one honest or decent cop…not once. Because of this I cheer every time a cop get injured or killed on the job. I HATE the justice system!

[@BroncosForLife21]

Damn no wonder he far north east lol😂😂

[@JoseAlvarez-wg1uh]

His mustache look like a skid mark

[@anthonyhamlett4987]

Love the UG until the quake took it away

[@derickspawn6706]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌

[@notrealy180217]

Felons, especially violent felons can't get a passport anyways regardless of this whole Seattle thing.

[@mikec4487]

Are you really that dumb???

[@artthrower7773]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@rafaelcheck653]

Savage lmao

[@LiterallyGod]

❄️

[@outdoorloser4340]

Seattle is a fawkin joke, and I live here. Watch your pronouns and you'll be fine 👌

[@user-jb9pb9vt9k]

Lmao join the club Joey