I Have Your Last Straw, Michael. (7:02am)

[@flula]

Why Michael is having Strange Relations with Straws I do not understand. #Perhaps #InChildHood #HisPapa #DidSpill #ManyBeverages

[@rage_of_t]

Sounds like Michael needs a sippy cup

[@ClassicJany]

You have the perfect accent for country music Flula.

[@iGuy7777]

That is me sausauge.

[@brindleyoconnell9835]

Are you ok? You seem to have lots of arguments with Michael… you seem sad… i hope you're okay…

[@WhitentonMike]

Tyler Allen Breastfeeding might be in order. Although, it is hard to find a breast that will dispense coffee, particularly French-roast.

[@alyssaoh9654]

"Crisis aversioned. We have aversioned the crisis Michael." LOL!!!

[@ReligionAndMaterialismDebunked]

XD

[@Souma_Ditya]

lol

[@MaylaiC]

How does he not laugh while doing this? I'm literally crying form laughing so hard.

[@ShieAyla]

Omg riiiiiight! I'm literally dying because I almost choked on my food! I have depression, and literally they should play this for depressed people as medicine. It at least makes you forget about the bad shit, and makes it impossible to NOT laugh, while listening to him. If he was my roommate, I don't think I'd ever be sad again.

[@MH-gn8sc]

Omg SAME

[@skeetdini5184]

@@ShieAyla i was thinking the same fucking thing word for word

[@jimlake6021]

because he's serious

[@Anonymous-lu7xr]

By being German

[@diariesofapossessedboy6257]

Flula, I think you need to find new friends, Michael is always saying weird things, honestly

[@diariesofapossessedboy6257]

fr

[@motifity3416]

@@diariesofapossessedboy6257 What a madlad replying to your own comment after 3 years

[@matthew8184]

@@motifity3416 fr

[@fluffythedog7296]

@@motifity3416 fr

[@Raps-2k]

Yes

[@elgiacomo]

"Watch out for my patents. I have just inventioned a new way to make consume of liquids." DYING!!!!

[@Not.K4rim]

1:53, "Also just go to ze coffee shops, zey have like five souzand strauss."

[@Antonic72]

Your version of country music i would actually listen to

[@amandastypul4399]

Country music is one of those things I just don't get. HOW is such an annoying sound so incredibly popular?

[@Yharims]

@Bravo 4 Yeah, you seem like someone who likes country music.

[@demtri444]

Fr

[@GenocideLv]

racist

[@demtri444]

@@GenocideLv WTF IS THAT USERNAME

[@bellrose2659]

Please go to a coffee shop and be like "hello can I have a straw? My roommate was yelling at me about his last straw"

[@YouTubeIsForQueers]

Uh they’re friends not roommates, Michael would be so lucky to live with such a Kaiser

[@Astrodexterous]

Flula’s southern US accent at 0:26 sounds like he’s talking backwards

[@Chronostrides]

fr

[@passivegiant2708]

I valk I sae “hallo may have some sträus”

[@hiddenguy67]

[@Alinyyyyy]

Next year I will stay in the USA for one year as an aupair. I am german and I am really willing to keep talking like you just to see the reactions of the people and laugh my ass off :'D

[@SabertoothDeathmouse]

5 years later and I want to know if you did this.

[@K-Riz314]

@@SabertoothDeathmouse nigga same!!!

[@NotUnymous]

@@SabertoothDeathmouse same :-D

[@rickymort135]

​@@SabertoothDeathmouse I am also the same but another 3 years more into the future

[@alright9373.]

Ji😊

[@makennawilcox]

Your southern accent is the best thing ever Flula.

[@AshrafBooth]

Your style is so unique. I need your wardrobe. I love you Flula.

[@3moneyak]

"Oh, sting the alarm Sti- sou- sound my alarm Sound my alarm Maydays, maydays, maydays, No more straaaauuussss? Ouwkay?" - Flula during the Great Straw Recession of 2015

[@3moneyak]

Shortly after: "Well, you stop slurping and you start *sipping* Crisis aversioned We've aversioned a crisis, Michael (Migael)"

[@fifrox]

Flula, vlog suggestion: "Cat got your tongue" phrase..??

[@emmaseipel9087]

He already did

[@fifrox]

Emma Seipel hmmm I've seen all his vlogs. He did the 'cat pajamas' and 'let the cat out of the bag' but I haven't seen a 'cat got your tongue' vid. ?

[@OtterCynical]

Heather H Looks like you're right; I searched "flula cat tongue" and only those and other videos (unrelated to the terms "cat" + "tongue") came up. I like that suggestion, though.

[@MegaSalman1111]

He is on pitch perfect 2!!!

[@AmyLH0911]

I noticed that too when I saw the trailor

[@MegaSalman1111]

Yea exactly where I saw it from 2!!

[@evildorito]

"I've just inventioned a new way to make consume of liquds" LMAO

[@bluefire7795]

I'm just trying to understand him but I can't and I love it

[@shadetreesurgeon]

Bust sometimes when I sip my teeth get real cold flula!! STRAWS ARE IMPORTANT!!

[@FlyingShite]

Your videos are gems. Crying from laughter in each one of them! Keep it up, Flula!

[@Anonymous-lu7xr]

What ???🤨 crying from laughter ??? Is your confusion makes no difference between a laugh or a chuggle and a cry

[@rachelr4927]

You're a silly goose, Flula. I love you!

[@Anonymous-lu7xr]

What a silly goose ?🤔 why the goose is silly is the goose not makes normal actions

[@mohammadkseibati7536]

"If you don't suck it, you sip it" :))

[@Wampor]

Yeah! :-D

[@EnglishLad]

It's a good rule of thumb...

[@THCshow]

Dude... 9 years AGO ... why am i just finding this... I"VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD! at all your american breakdowns... oh my gawd

[@coupleofdrinksrandy9749]

The last bit Micheal, let's just sip, had my sides splitting 😂

[@Hag_of_Fangorn]

Ha! Oh, Germans, "...Strauss emergency!"

[@THEGAG]

I want to be Mrs Borg. Please marry me Flula.

[@robertconder7686]

Flula I praise your genius!! Je vous aime!!

[@jun-be4cn]

The way he said " we don't suck it, we sip it"😂😂❤️

[@twistednerve444]

0:26-0:30 and 0:41-0:43 😂😂😂 I fucking can’t. I was screaming... I can’t with his “country accent”. OMG.

[@kazha98]

The full idiom is "that's it, this is the last straw that broke the camels back!"

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

But straw cannot break camel's back. It is too small, too light as flappy feather, while camel's back is too big and strong, like very big rock on strong stilty stilts. This a silly. You cannot break the camel's back with the last straw! It is too small and weak... the straw...

[@gargoyled_drake]

i know of it. But have never heard anyone actually use it like that. It would be an even weirder friend to have if he said it like that 😂

[@andyedwards9011]

They thought the straw that broke the camel's back, but the camel broke its back trying to pass through the through the eye of a needle in the haystack from whence the straw came. If the needle hadn't been such a bad hider none of this would be happenings

[@powell235]

"The last straw" is a shortened version of the proverb "it's the last straw that breaks the camel's back." It refers to a large sudden event, resulting from the cumulative effect of many small actions.

[@fernandav6765]

ty!

[@alvarohernandez2764]

Straw brakes the camel's back?Have you seen the camel's back? Did you think you can beat the camel with the last straw and make the hump fall on the ground next to the camel?

[@RedFoxwithTubeSocks-hi7jj]

@alvarohernandez2764 No. Everyone knows camels have brakes on their legs, not their backs. North American camels even have anti-lock brakes for the harsh winters.

[@alvarohernandez2764]

@@RedFoxwithTubeSocks-hi7jj No. I call ABS on this!

[@andyedwards9011]

Wait until Flula hears the camel's nose is in the tent

[@HappyStarrs]

Sip I shall. Great advice for All.

[@madmoosemaniac1]

"Crisis aversioned we sip not slurp" 😂😂

[@gill2987]

crisis aversioned 😂😂😂

[@TheNoTsOcOmMoN]

Flula is love, Flula is life.

[@dianneedenfield5850]

flula i am crying you are hilarious. PLEASE make more videos likethis, I NEED them currently. I am a nurse assistant and it is real out here.

[@Serdient_TCG]

Your eyes are so tantalizing ! Gut job Flula !

[@aquajeth4965]

The title and thumbnail is so menacing without context

[@jma331982]

“We don’t suck it, we sip it” 😂😂 “watch out for my patents” 😂😂😂

[@taliuili2809]

I'm binge watching all your videos. I like them before i even watch them, you have me in stitches! 😂

[@FaithyHalick]

oh my god he is so hilarious! "I have inventioned a new way to make consume of liquids"

[@southpark1you0]

how i felt as a german moving to the states. or when someone says "here" and then they do something, but im waiting for them to give me something.

[@AimeeColeman]

It's not a lack of straws, it's the last straw that breaks a camel's back 😂

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

But a straw cannot break a camel's back! Camel back is too large while the last straw is too small! If you want to break the camel's back, you use something like big rock! Yes, you use big rock to crush and destruction camel's back. Turn Camel hump into camel no hump, but not with the last straw...

[@KevinReillySV]

@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639are you fr?

[@vez3834]

Not only are we low on straws, but there's also a camel with a broken back?

[@SNUPE_FOXX92]

No more Straussss?” 😂😂😂😂

[@julietaylor4115]

"No more strous " "Hello can I please have some strous , my friend Michael is having a panic attack because there is no more strous."

[@robmckennie4203]

Yes, I know this is a joke, but on a serious note, the last straw refers to the straw that broke the camel's back, right?

[@1125lps]

yes

[@Mrbeecash]

What camel?

[@robmckennie4203]

***** The camel who's back was broken by the last straw

[@SabertoothDeathmouse]

@@robmckennie4203 but why was the camel trying to drink from a straw, maybe his back wouldn't have broken if he drank from the flowy watery stream like a normal camel. Silly camel thinking he is a human.

[@PaynePlayz_]

I thought it was that thing people did for decisions (pulling straws) and that being the last one, but more as in you've been annoying them (pulling at straws) then you cross some sorta line (pulling last straw).

[@Renata910]

"Michael, let's just sip."

[@samsmith2635]

Flula when its late at night and the blunt have gone, your dialogue makes the most sense.

[@WolfyRed]

He is the Fawful of the early KZbin

[@patsybrinkmann5459]

"We don't suck it, we sip it." LOL as usual !!

[@azearaazymoto461]

This is such a menacing video title.

[@-CHEEZA]

This man cures my depression

[@conniemitchell2523]

Honey .you don't need to be around to this kind of people they just hurting your feelings friend don't hurt or insulting you around . Love yah honey .besafe God bless

[@Sicvicious]

hahaha Flula, too funny. "if we has da last straw we just sip." "just go to coffee shop and get more straw" haha!

[@kamrynpayton4080]

This made my birthday better. All your videos are great. Thanks for the laughs (:

[@sandmanstranger]

"You Stop Slurping & You Start Sipping" That's a self help book. "Crisis adversioned, we've adversioned a crisis." That's a rap lyric. "We've developed new technology." "You don't suck it, you sip it." That's wisdom. Meow.

[@hotmess_84]

I just found your channel and I can't stop laughing!!! Your vidoes are hilarious!

[@RedRice94]

what are your headphones doing

[@roccaflocca4312]

I'm starting to think you're inventing these stories, Mr. Borg.

[@Dermatillomaniac]

"We don't suck it,we sip it!" new Flula merch!

[@kyledavis3726]

I barely understand these videos but they are amazing

[@purnamanana]

hahaha you are so funny. i don't know why but you remind me of mr bean

[@isaachang]

I laughed so hard during the entire video. I love you, Flula.

[@Test.Unknown]

How to be flula: Step 1: Explain what happened. Step 2: say…. Whatever he is saying

[@twistednerve444]

Omg... When he starts singing all country-like. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RyanC75457]

"STING THE ALARM!!!!"

[@shantragolyer3171]

I so love you Flula 🥰

[@thebreakfastbandit]

"Leave me if you must, Micheal, but please do not say these strange things"

[@braingrid111]

ok flula... now go to sleep again

[@jennif9999]

I m German and this is how I sounded in 1996 when I came to the US. God, my english was so bad. This is hilarious. Vielen Dank, Flula

[@Anonymous-lu7xr]

Fun part is German folk's poor knowledge on English is also more articulate than American's fluent English

[@Zimmerle08]

Ah Flula, you're the best!

[@lindsaywilliams6351]

You are so hilarious

[@InfamousMax]

"Maydays, maydays, maydays! No more Strauss!" - a german-australian around the time of the great emu war, probably

[@mezza001]

Oooh you are talking abt THAT STRAW....

[@Loch.Nessie]

i can't tell if he is serious or just doesn't understand. either way, i am crying cause i am laughing so hard

[@SafetyFirstToolFans.94]

I want to hear your opinion on the straw they broke the camels back. Lol

[@DreamieLuna]

Yeah, you're not the only one, Flula

[@toyester4570]

It's really weird, today in college my class was debating where the phrase comes from with our teacher arguing it came from the phrase "The straw that broke the camels back" But some of the other kids saying they have never heard of that phrase before and thought it came from when you all pick straws and the last one is the short straw.

[@lf3287]

Love it

[@ItemFastReview-ft1be]

I love non native learning another dialect, they invent it in a cutest way that they didn’t know😅

[@flyingturtle5014]

I saw him in pich perfect 2's thriller !!!

[@angeloddrev]

Oh lol, I thought only I wore my headphones like that sometimes :D But never in public, Flula you are hilarious. Your penchant (like Mamrie) for awesomely crazy and redic tees and hoodies has caught on here, got the naffest tee shirt yesterday for £3. People think it's nuts, but it's hilarious ! Your sense of humour is brilliant. Keep up the good work!

[@loreleivixen]

Saw you on the Pitch Perfect 2 trailer

[@braceyourselvesfortruth2492]

I almost choked to death on my diet Dr. Pepper when he said "Last of the Moheetans"

[@MrJPEzra]

You are the weird one but I love it.

[@nealtomlinson4530]

When the last straw is eaten, the Shepard has to slaughter his flock. Or one too many hay straws on a camel"s back will break the camel's back. I've heard both references to "the final straw."

[@BoomshroomVinnish]

Make consumption of the liquids

[@JimmysDonuts]

I feel like he uploads these every now and then but they’re all from 7 years ago. I can’t find ones I haven’t seen with a search because they only pop up in my recommended.

[@zcvxs]

Cheers flula....

[@WatersWife]

I'll bet Johnny Fist is good at making country music.

[@chabroski2246]

Flula, make a video on the phrase, "hit rock bottom".

[@ketofitforlife2917]

"I have just inventshted a new way to make consume of liquids." - Flula, 2015. Don't forget it.

[@MrVirobot]

Flula!!!! Get some more strauussssssss!!!

[@ilovenewyork89]

You would be very good in commercials !!

[@User9482-z2s]

'I did yesterday have an argue' said it all 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@crazybieberchic]

A flula ad for Appple pay came on before this

[@staceydamiano6931]

I fantasize that if I were to really try to learn and speak another language, my accent and grammar foibles would be this adorable.

[@frochie6230]

FLULA ILYSM

[@sinahlalala1]

Schöne Grüße aus NRW! :-)

[@naeru5810]

this whole 252 min of this video is so funny. flula rules.

[@FireStrike289]

Nae Ru | 252 minutes? That's 4 hours and 12 minutes...