Food Theory: Can A Slap REALLY Cook A Chicken?

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Can you cook a chicken with a slap? Ever since I came across that idea, I knew I would have to cover it eventually. There have been a lot of attempts to make this work. Today Food Theorists, I will not stop until we figure it out. CAN it work? Could a HUMAN do it? Let's get slappin' and find out!
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[@dmaac9856]

Theory: how far away would a frozen pizza need to be away from a nuclear explosion to be perfectly cooked.

[@Praecantetia]

mmm radiation topped pizza

[@joelhoon1707]

@@KINGJERMARCUS GOD WILL THOUGH, LET YOUR COMMENTS BE GRINDED FOR CARBON DIOXIDE MANIFESTATION AND OXYGEN DE-MANIFESTATION 🙂🙃🤗☻🤡 ALSO I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST CHRISTIANS OKAY. Edit: i honestly just decided to go random with this comment

[@alexthomas8685]

What would be the cheepest way to cook as many pizzas as possible? What bombs and pizza are most optimal?

[@spamtong.spamtonthedealmak1256]

*yes.*

[@WCRyder]

That's not that bad of an idea

[@ChengTeoh]

Imagine being so excited getting a call to join the Justice League only to be disappointed to find out that they just wanted you for your ability to slap cook a chicken.

[@LegendGamer-rf6nb]

I like your comment mister verified man!

[@Honest_Mids_Masher]

Introducing The Flash

[@Honest_Mids_Masher]

@Lou Lou You have no friends

[@Honest_Mids_Masher]

@@JenFootR7 you have no friends

[@sundaxe10]

@@Honest_Mids_Masher neither do u

[@Atwistedandbrokentale]

7:04 not yet, you still have to talk about him on style theory. What about how his shoes can stay together with his run speed?

[@The-radio-demon685]

The already did that

[@Ruii.Ruicha]

0:35 I love this part of the intro

[@RandomGirl785]

Same

[@EmmaDawnthegachatuber]

Same here

[@YaquubAhmed]

but why does he say sanic it drives me CRAZY

[@JoelCreates]

I'd like to think that food slap science is merely in its infancy

[@TheHispanicUsername]

here before a horde of likes comes over because verified person

[@amaliadragan2480]

*DC Universe Movie Characters Cast 2*

[@Hamox]

Indeed is it

[@vanessaharms6375]

I slapped the ground in .40 mili seconds

[@Unitykn1ght]

U R Joe Mama

[@TheHispanicUsername]

Finally,something that won’t ruin my whole childhood.

[@ostrichboi1418]

Og fans:what...is...child hood?

[@ashclaw2306]

give it time

[@mynameisjoedahand3008]

Meow.

[@KittyKatty999]

@@ostrichboi1418 Og fan here. I learned the word Sociopath at s young age. XD

[@yourundertaleobsessedlesbi6975]

XD

[@allanday3807]

Theory: how high would you need to drop a steak for it to be perfectly cooked

[@user-cy9jr9gt2f]

air resistance will ruin the show. but you can probably drop it from space in a heatshealded metal container

[@bomag_642]

​@@user-cy9jr9gt2fuse a gravitized vaccum

[@olivercampbell6120]

And I think Louis forgot 1 last category for his slapping machine. Structeral Integrity

[@pingui8064]

Matpat: "You can't divide by zero here, people." Vsauce: "Or can you? "

[@goodpeople2953]

Hahahahahaha 96 likes

[@Shadoxite]

Wifies: u sure abaut dat

[@StephenDelRosario777]

*cue vsauce intro music*

[@izs6946]

try using limits? what if we try solving it as time reaches 0s?

[@ChromiF]

Hahahahahahaha 169 likes

[@Weisz]

*Food Theory + Louis Weisz collab when?* ok but for real I’m so completely overwhelmed & genuinely honored to be included in a theory video. The theorist channels have been such a big influence for me over the years, and to see it come full circle like this is something I never expected. Thank you for being an inspiration to me and many others, and for creating content that not only entertains but genuinely adds value.

[@TheShadowKnight.]

Why is there only one reply, you have many subscribers lol.

[@xjam99]

I was hoping he'd mention you in this video, and he did!

[@potato-kc8fc]

Can i have your chicken pls

[@bendrowned8506]

Hello verified person that im sad i dont know

[@TheKingofRandom]

We would watch this collab 👏

[@alphablack5520]

Remember that resting the meat can also cook it further, cooldown is therefore not a bad thing. You can rest the meat during slaps per cooldown session.

[@Phantomjay09]

What I like about hello fresh is the fact that they don't seem to require the youtubers they sponsor to say very specific things like "the number on shopping tool in amercia" or "noise isolating fit." They seem to just give a general list of ideas the youtuber needs to convey and let them do it in their own style. (Nothing against raycon or honey BTW I just thunk its funny that every youtuber has to say the axact same sentences about them(

[@Khusyasy]

thunk

[@Phantomjay09]

@@Khusyasy you make fun of thunk but not axact?

[@ConstantDerivative]

@@Phantomjay09 axactly

[@AngryFloatingCow]

I would be concerned if Hello Fresh was asking KZbinrs to brag about a “noise isolating fit”

[@rosesareredvioletsblue5438]

"Can you cook a chicken by slapping it?" *Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today*

[@laurenpelto325]

Quick, to the grocery store!

[@jAcK00p7]

Hey Where's Perry?

[@Leo-gq1yi]

Whachya doin?

[@fluffydumbun]

Is that an asexual flag pfp I see? 👉👈😳 Or am I just projecting lol-

[@janiceandthomas]

🎶 There's 104 days of summer vacation And school comes along just to end it...

[@larrylzzz]

We’re so focused on cooking the chicken we forgot we cooked our hand

[@NoWayAroundIt_]

@Lou Lou no

[@camdustin9164]

That guy who made the meat beater 9001 actually managed to successfully cooked a chicken the machine, after he modify it to be sturdier, the video is on his channel. So cooking a chicken just by slapping it is not just a theory anymore, it is completely practical.

[@andrewgamble71]

NOT EVEN JOKING THIS WAS A QUESTION ON MY EDEXCEL PHYSICS PAPER 3 EXAM TODAY I KNEW THE ANSWER BC OF THIS VIDEO LET'S GOOOO MATPAT!

[@reitheinsolvable7380]

Waiter: Sir, how would you like your chicken Me: *SLAPPED*

[@Kus4i]

Waitress- “do you want your chicken grilled, fried of steamed” Me- “SlApPEd

[@imawesomeisaac]

comedy g o l d

[@BatCostumeGuy]

@@imawesomeisaac comedy nickel

[@marcodvbr8641]

Imagine you're a writer for sonic back then...then you write that sonic did the waterball thing in 0.000000000001 milisecond...couple decades later your character is now fit for slapping a chicken to perfection

[@arbor8445]

where funni

[@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo2]

from the

[@ginkg0.branch]

I certainly didn't expect to watch this video in my science class today...

[@TheOneWhoActuallyAsked]

Who needs science class when you have Mat Pat? 😂

[@apoiosupport1303]

my mom is professional at slap-cooking. she trained a lot with me!

[@jullitaczajkowska4200]

youchy

[@darkuim8557]

Does that mean your also good at slap cookinh

[@bigred7646]

Same

[@LeBlingKing]

Are you medium well or well done

[@bigred7646]

@@LeBlingKing over abused.... I mean over cooked

[@britanimations2002]

*slaps roof of chicken* this bad boy can fit so much kenetic and thermal energy in it

[@GuessImSylvale]

I don't know what's more concerning, the roof of chicken or the KZbin links above me

[@clementcourtenay1618]

@@GuessImSylvale the youtube links clearly. Even more concerning, one of them is a French link, to a conspiracy theory...... What is it even doing here in the first place?!

[@owyemen9367]

@@clementcourtenay1618 algorithm

[@ffc1a28c7]

Kinetic and thermal energy is the same thing lol. Thermal energy is just the individual atoms jiggling and transferring kinetic energy between one another.

[@animalxing8697]

i don't know why, the word slap is just funny to me. even the concept is funny to me. I think I need slapped.

[@wesleypitts3787]

Mat did the Flash dirty by just making him a footnote in all this.

[@FnordLord10]

Sonic: Oh no, I forgot to cook thanksgiving dinner and my friends are at the door. The friends: walk in the door. Sonic: hey guys, want some turkey I cooked 12 seconds ago?

[@lizzywhitmore4797]

I want to know Mark and Ethan's thoughts on this

[@WelcomeVisitors]

yes

[@harrisonwalker409]

Memento Mori

[@masterchief9742]

@Lou Lou pls delete this

[@erc3338]

They did a video on slapping chickens? When?

[@owyemen9367]

@@erc3338 dont worry you wont watch it anyway

[@jus_VAMPIRE]

“Look in the sky” “It’s a bird, it’s a plane” “ITS MEAT BEATER MAN”

[@y2kzenith571]

0_0

[@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471]

That sounds bad

[@shagshax773]

meat beater man 😂

[@mapatriciavilla1283]

hahahah

[@googlemail754]

Go to a weeb's house you'll see alot of beat meater man there

[@YTwowie]

Matpat : The Slap Cook" Me : *Hears another thing*

[@pathecat_]

1:42 I like how he called it freedom units

[@scrillthebeast2066]

Oh I remember the saying: “Nothing is stronger than a mother’s slap” Should be enough to cook the chicken nicely

[@rikuleinonen]

r/woooosh

[@benedict0902]

The only real question for the answer Yo Mamma

[@wafIeee]

uh the chicken would be incinerated

[@barracudainaboat9135]

@@rikuleinonen Why r/woooosh.

[@cavemanvi]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bGmvZ313lKiho7c

[@lethanh90]

“You know the meme, you clicked” I didn’t know this was a meme, I just clicked because… well… it’s food theory

[@CHUM_BIRKHE]

Get original.

[@Blossom-wn3kv]

@@CHUM_BIRKHE OoOoOoH a PeRiOd!!! hOw ScArY!!!

[@RandomGirl785]

4:54 It sure sounds unholy 💀

[@YassAhm]

1:34 i love how he put 42 because 42 is the answer to everything in the universe lol

[@laurenpelto325]

Food theory's asking the important questions in life

[@nobodyhereatallpleaseleave]

Very important

[@orivalorantVods]

Vary true

[@cobaltduckie7228]

So true

[@cake2943]

And most useless

[@laurenpelto325]

@@cake2943 what do you mean? This is the peak of usefulness my friend

[@lucassalinas1165]

"One character comes to mind" The flash "Sonic"

[@PrimeTime_Pictures]

That was me exactly

[@soulgamer1715]

Saitama from one punch man

[@craftmastr]

It's funnier when you take into account how many times the Flash was teased throughout this video

[@Metalicyt]

@@craftmastr yet, he only mentions his name once

[@AkiyamaHaito]

True lmao. I was thinking to myself, wouldn't the flash do the trick? XD

[@ashe_hikari5335]

Bayonetta would actually be amazing at this, umbra witches can control time so she can slow it down so slow she could effectively cook chicken faster than sonic

[@Willdog1993]

One character I didnt hear mentioned was E. Honda from Street Fighter, his primary special move is literally called "Hundred Hand Slap", it would be interesting to see the calculations on how long it would take him to cook a chicken!

[@xSilverxshadowx]

Me, reading the title: "I'm skeptical that you can, but *intrigued* that you may."

[@RazzBeri1]

someone already dunnit

[@xSilverxshadowx]

@@RazzBeri1 Yes, believe it or not, I am also watching this video ;)

[@hyprespeed860]

@@xSilverxshadowx no, someone else did it

[@hyprespeed860]

Oh wait he says it in the video nvm

[@lucypogcute]

I WISH YOU COULD THO THAT WOULD BE SO COOL

[@xxxwafflesxxx6038]

Me: slaps sibling The sibling: *on fire*

[@hjomnk4056]

@Lou Lou stfu bot

[@simoneazzopardi4325]

Gary just doing a shell roll over the chicken will turn it into a nice Stuffed chicken with garnish on a plate and the chicken because I’ve been alive

[@dacknostrum]

Every time I see this video, all I can think of is the clip of HeavenlyFather asking the same question, and the rest of Badger's crew cracking up!

[@funniusername4355]

"Dad, what are we having for dinner?" "Well we'll be having some good ol' Sonic slap cooked chicken son!"

[@crystalrodriguez114]

Matpat: * makes a video that doesn't ruin my childhood * me: impossible

[@jaydev4017]

You just watched machamp and sonic beat their meat.

[@aggameplay9418]

@Ur cool 😎 spammer

[@ronaldmcdonald5498]

@Ur cool 😎 spammer

[@basicperson]

@Ur cool 😎 no

[@Slime01957]

@Ur cool 😎 why are you sending me to Jesus

[@Marshmellow_Cat]

Love coming back to old videos, is it wierd that the day I learned about different types of energy is the day mat uploads this video? Yes, but it's funny And did this help me with the pop quiz a few days later? Yes, but it's funny

[@DuckyboyContact]

Okay (Chuckles then falls on the floor and dies from laughter😂🤣😮‍💨😵‍💫💀)

[@marymcwatters7606]

i can imagine sonic being a waiter it would go something like: customer: i want a steak sonic: right away customer: sir you do know this steak is raw right? sonic: *u sure?*

[@nxquix]

SLAP ok it’s all cooked

[@demirginlik5575]

*slaps the steak* customer:HOLY WHAT? sonic: see it is cooked

[@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake]

Sonic: *slaps* Me: oookay then.

[@goggywithagun3254]

um sure GOKU or a saiyan kid

[@pjdianalan7934]

Sonic could use his kinetic energy to heat the steak.

[@Ianfel1]

me who already watched the stream with the chicken slapper guy: "im 4 parallel universes ahead of you"

[@aminmiah9773]

I saw the stream also

[@stephanrichardson1003]

Same

[@danieldoesstuff2300]

Same lmao

[@danieldoesstuff2300]

Two bots in a row, that's a new record for me

[@jabon_99]

Exactly they aren't aware of our power

[@tiernanfitzpatrick3345]

The intro was absolutely amazing 👍

[@file3463]

We need NASA to fire a rocket at a chicken at the exact ‘cook’ speed.

[@carO1522_]

Has anyone noticed how every episode it just gets like 10 percent weirder, in a good way

[@yamemeguy4744]

I’m glad we’re going down this rabbit hole of weird topics

[@CozyChomps1234ROBLOX]

Shark cat 😍

[@purerasslin91]

"Sonic Slap-Cooked Chicken" sounds like a menu item at Sonic.

[@jakoblent4694]

I want this

[@realhotgirlfilmz]

😂😂😂

[@vectorentertainment1733]

Haha

[@TDH3407]

Man i can’t believe i only see this now.. that slap the son in law crack was great 😂

[@tophat_ted]

We all know that Marshall Erikson could easily do that. Slapsgiving 4

[@SpoonAtNoon]

When mat announced that he was gonna make a food theory channel I was like "there is nothing you could possibly put on food theory" boy did he prove me wrong...

[@jimbothegymbro7086]

You underestimate the mental affects of prolonged diet coke consumption

[@gachazachary2873]

Imagine if his 4th channel will be animal theory

[@dont2604]

ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹE ҎÎḈ₸ŬRE

[@gavinschlachta9276]

I thought that to

[@Version0111]

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

[@verryberryman7655]

What reason is there to not cook a chicken through slap?

[@Version0111]

@@verryberryman7655 for starters the hand that's doing the slapping will probably cook at roughly the same speed.

[@verryberryman7655]

@@Version0111 good chicken comes with sacrifice

[@zingxiu6123]

11:32 Wait so sanic can cook 10.4 BILLION CHICENS IN A BLINK OF AN EYE

[@bananakittycat5477]

this is the only theory channel (the other channels by this creator have obvious exceptions) that i support.

[@ojhats3812]

Dude I can’t stop laughing this is the first time I was happy for the sponsor. I really needed the break

[@TrulyAndasen]

Nice pfp

[@justarandomcommenterdontmi4485]

Monk: i cast burning hand Enemy: do you not mean... Kershlap

[@user-cc7tk8nt4u]

Link doesn't really freezes time, he basically just halts an objects motion

[@cloudy_chaos]

This brings back memories when [Redacted Channel] slapped a chicken for science purposes

[@minbevy]

i thought nobody would've said it i was scrolling through the comments looking for it--

[@beluwuga]

YUP.

[@datwyanfrink7603]

Surprised nobody just went and said the name

[@minbevy]

@@datwyanfrink7603 it is [REDACTED] now

[@tigerguyTDS]

Wait what channel

[@childishisnotachild7277]

the words of legends: *BEAT THE MEAT*

[@rajarajeswarikannappan2978]

I’m scared to click this

[@Razor_513]

@@rajarajeswarikannappan2978 it was some kind of video in french

[@earth2ravenn]

@@rajarajeswarikannappan2978 At this point, I just assume everything’s a rick roll

[@Viasom]

He can do a style theory about what Sonic’s shoes are made of.

[@UrAverageDumbPerson]

Bongo cat could absolutely slap cook a chicken. His hands travel almost instantly to whatever musical instrument he’s playing.

[@simoneazzopardi4325]

Why aren’t the living chickens cooked

[@tannerr8317]

“Which game character is the best meat beater” would make GREAT clickbait title. 🤔

[@Enderia2]

Even though it isn’t clickbait

[@batmanDetectivecomics]

Goku

[@SDStudiosAnimations]

oh no

[@puppetstudiosstudios]

especially on the other video sharing website ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

Oop

[@michaelcarlton1484]

"So we'll never actually be able to eat a Sonic-slapped chicken." Then what do you call the Sonic fried-chicken fast-food chain?

[@basicperson]

@Ur cool 😎 vid bad

[@cameronwebster6866]

That's hedgehog, it only tastes like chicken.

[@owyemen9367]

@Salah Mohamed I hate you

[@kareemstepney1935]

Mat: they gotta go fast. Sanic fast! The flash who is actually faster than sonic: Am I a joke to you?

[@Honest_Mids_Masher]

@Ur cool 😎 YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS

[@garrettselig8781]

What happened to "Obviously a human can't slap a chicken this rapidly or this consistently for 6 hours

[@zaidsaad3172]

will smith has joined the chat

[@rnfKyng]

"how did you make this delicious thanksgiving turkey, Superman??" *i slapped it*

[@eldritch_whispers1654]

you could say that turkey *slapped*

[@MedalionDS9]

I mean sure, he could do that, but he'd probably just use his heat vision

[@rnfKyng]

@@MedalionDS9 that takes the laugh out of it tho

[@MedalionDS9]

@@rnfKyng It also takes the molecular cohesion out of it if Superman slapped it

[@grarecruit4237]

“If physical energy can be turned into thermal energy, how hard would I have to punch a chicken to cook it?” - Jello

[@zacharyperlee4179]

@Lou Lou kzbin.info/www/bejne/d4qvgZaGlLqWbpo

[@melonhead9908]

Ah, I see you're a fan of Badger as well

[@radio_vidar1745]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fV7VfoOZba-IpM0

[@rmod8]

@@radio_vidar1745 the limit has been found!

[@albertojimenez7724]

Just throwing Haymakers at a raw frozen chicken.

[@KiwiBomber7]

OMG DO A STYLE THEORY ON SONIC ABOUT WHAT HIS SHOES WOULD HAVE TO BE MADE OF TO WITHSTAND ALL HIS RUNS PLEEEAAASE!!!

[@ninademci1500]

MatPat, at I lived a very sheltered life. Until today, Sunday, April 9, 2023, I had never heard of slap cooking. It’s Easter. So, to Ollie, Steph, and you, Happy Easter! 🐰 🐣

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Penguinz0 is an expert in slap science, maybe he can chime in with some answers

[@madhavgirish3944]

fr fr

[@eeelaina5588]

true true

[@arcey_cv]

Woah your comment without more than a thousand likes?

[@FilleOFish]

Very correct

[@madhavgirish3944]

are u rlly some guy without a mustache if u don’t have 1k+ likes?

[@cretaceousarachnid]

I want to take a minute to appreciate Matt. He balances his personal life, and other channels as well. He spends hours writing and recording these theories for our enjoyment. You do a good job Matt, and it’s alright if you want to take a break. Have a good day, evening, or night! :)

[@TianaMay]

Don't forget his incredible team that helps him to come up with ideas, research and also writing so that he can sometimes spend time with his family!

[@cretaceousarachnid]

@@TianaMay Yup!

[@monioni7923]

all while raising a child too

[@cretaceousarachnid]

@@monioni7923 Yeah lol. He really does do a good job! :D

[@LLL.143]

@@RepairRat you can just go and search it then? why does everything need to be spoon-fed nowadays? ö

[@DiddyDidas]

I was looking at the merch. Great quality 👍

[@Delta1O7]

I thought Will Smith would be the one who would cook the chicken

[@WeatherReportsHat]

For all my fellow JoJo fans out there, considering Star Platinum can catch a bullet at point blank range, I'd say that it's very likely that Jotaro can meet the slap requirement.

[@doritoemperor2802]

Well yes but then the chicken would be a paste by the time star platinum is done slapping

[@merchantziro4285]

Imagine Giorno's 7 Page Muda but for the Chicken

[@christygarcia6773]

Any main jojo character would work i think unless its johnny with act 1-3. Im not sure about gappy because i havent finished part 8

[@shikikywketsuki9892]

I think josuke would be best jojo to do this since he can slap it to oblivion then put it back into an edible state.

[@Bedburrito]

Yes stoped time or not and star Platinum can do it perfectly cuz he can even do brain surgery without any help slapping chicken is no problem

[@kingofbudokai]

The fact that you actually CAN slap a chicken into edible levels of cooked brings me more joy than it probably should. I understand the concept of the question, but I always assumed that it would never work in any practical way. That meatbeater machine is incredible, if unfortunately named lol. Edit: I didn't think of this until afterwards, but typically in cooking meats, a lower temperature over greater time ensures more juice in the meat while a higher heat over a shorter time results in a dryer meat (the same principle applies to baked goods, slower/lower gives a softer dough, higher and hotter is more crispy, because in both cases it's about water retention). Which means if Sonic cooks this chicken at lightning speed as he might, it would be the driest chicken ever consumed and frankly, idk if that's worth it.

[@oktested6121]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aIbFmWiahNx5eNk

[@overthegardenwall7143]

Link Could Actually Slap Cook A Chicken Because Stasis Isnt His Only Time Bending Power, He Also Has Bullet Time Which Is His Canonical Champion Ability

[@thomassanto982]

Sonic ,The Flash ,Quicksilver who's the fastest?

[@dakotaleigh6452]

If you could slap a chicken hard enough to cook it I'm pretty sure that would also cook all your hand-meat. And turn all the bones in at least your hand to fine aquarium gravel, if not the entire arm. I know that's not terribly relevant to the subject of which fictional character can beat their meat the fastest but it was in my brain so now it gets to be in yours too.

[@lxvesickyuna6239]

*gulp*

[@windowsxpmemesandstufflol]

Which fictional character can what?

[@lxvesickyuna6239]

@@windowsxpmemesandstufflol yes

[@tristanplayz3180]

best what?

[@googoogaga7986]

I can’t explain why, but it would be the flash.

[@firefli9975]

Conclusion: Sonic beats his meat very well.

[@candyblizzard7850]

It took you 0 dollars to not say that-

[@JETS5]

*hold up wait a minute*

[@charles_capet321]

@@JETS5 I don’t give a-

[@potatoefanner2098]

Now we have to think up a fashion theory for Sonic to re-complete the circle.

[@user-yo7xz2kp6v]

Chicken: STOP SLAPPING ME SO HAARRDD

[@Solvita_]

“MMMMM this chicken tastes amazing! How did you do it?!” “I slapped it”

[@masicbemester]

play the slappity slap sound

[@AdamG3691]

I'd argue that Link's method of freezing time would theoretically work since the Stasis Rune explicitly retains force applied during its duration. The main issue however is that the Stasis Rune only freezes time for the object, and only for a few seconds at most, and Link is not capable of slapping enough times during that brief window to cook the chicken, meaning that it not only becomes subject to heat loss when the time lock releases itself and the rune has to recharge, but also takes quite a long time from an observer's perspective since ONLY the chicken is time locked.

[@drewnames651]

i think the other issue would be how much force is created during that, link's trick and all of those who do something similar would end producing the wrong effect, that being, too much force. matpat indicated it before, that's why people like saitama just can't play this challenge, they would vaporize the chicken, if link's force transferance makes all the force be applied at the same time when the clock returns, it'll be equal to adding up all the times he slapped the chicken in a sudden surge of energy that would likely result in the chicken exploding into a million pieces.

[@gerardozetina2506]

I think that link could cook the chicken by slapping if he has the force to knock back a lyanal then he has the force to slap a chicken hard enough to cook it

[@samvanheuckelom6622]

Instead of stasis rune, try looking at his flurry rush or bullet time thing link uses that might actually get the job done. Not as fast as sonic or the rest but in bullet time mode he goes incredibly fast.

[@chrismerrell7957]

Yeah, as @Drew10204080 pointed out, Link would obliterate the chicken. Yes, it could technically generate the force to cook the chicken, but Stasis force applies all at once, which is why hitting boulders and such makes them move so far. The reason several small slaps cooks better is because of the conservation of momentum. Because the chicken is sitting still, more of the force is being turned to heat due to friction. Once you pass the threshold of the force keeping the chicken in place most of the energy is turned into kinetic energy, meaning the chicken would start to move. Applying that to stasis, all the small slaps that Link could do in the time that the chicken is frozen would build up the force needed to transfer the energy from heat to kinetic, and the chicken would be sent flying. It is worth noting that Saitama could slap the chicken with the right amount of force though. He just couldn't do it in his classic "One Punch" style.

[@ryanlopez3945]

Another thing is that since time is freezed the force would build up, making no difference if you out right ram the chicken with a car. Rip Dio

[@verdatum]

There's a myth pushed off on rookies in blacksmithing, that if you forge a piece of iron hard enough and fast enough, you can take cold steel and bring it up to orange-hot with hammer-blows alone. To prove it, there are videos appearing to demonstrate it. The truth is it's just a smith taking a forged piece of metal, heating it up, reforging it into the shape of stock-metal, and playing that in reverse.

[@jambam9975]

Next he has to find out how many chickens Sonic would be able to cook in a single blink

[@spaceysteam5206]

Theory: What is the caloric value of a planet?

[@GoldieMethrans]

Given that games like Dead Space: Awakening exist, I'd totally watch it.

[@roxannamackey3423]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm good idea

[@catthem]

Ooh! We need this

[@BirbBoiYT]

Yes.

[@galacticbambo]

😳

[@IrreleventCotheBestCompany]

"We have to give the slapping crown to Sanic" The Engineer: I'm gonna ruin this mans whole career

[@gotsomham]

B A P He just needs to take off his glove and hit it 3 times lmao

[@samleen]

BAP

[@owo_thefox122]

The engineer is engi-here BAP!

[@cherandshane2683]

"Your machines are like your kids, hit them to make them work faster" - The Engineer

[@FreeClassy]

when were you allowed to be popular

[@bunnyqueengaming7222]

Theoretically, SpongeBob WOULD be able to cook a chicken with only slaps, considering he can multiply body parts and also move his limbs very quickly, giving him a major advantage in order to cook the chicken. So he would probably cook the chicken with the same amount of slaps in a faster amount of time, allowing him to cook the chicken in less than 10 minutes.

[@eramin0674]

the sonic at the end 😂 😂 lol

[@RylanintheShed]

in breath of the wild, “bullet time” is characterized as the speed of everything around link slowing down by 20x (which is why things like windbombing and cryonis launches work; when bullet time is exited, that momentum created by link is moving at “regular speed” in bullet time, which means that it’s going 20x faster than normal), meaning that link is actually a great candidate for this chicken slap.

[@RylanintheShed]

10:58

[@kamille286]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this. The only reason he wouldn't be able to is if chickens are the same as cuccos since slapping it that many times would rain *havoc* XD

[@williamlewis5723]

And watch are chickens called in legend of Zelda? Cacoo or however you spell it. Those things are unslapable

[@TheRadFungas]

so if you can slap ganon you techenaclly destroy him

[@kitkatinnit2949]

new drinking game: take a sip for every time mat says "slap"

[@cronuslite6358]

no (✖﹏✖)

[@TheSayumi15]

Ooh this drinking game really slaps I'll see myself out.

[@samakaturtol5920]

You'd be drunk from the intro alone And just to be sure this statement tonight

[@FujiwaraBunta]

I died

[@yassokaro5109]

I did this but with water

[@simoneazzopardi4325]

Gary can slow down the time when becoming turbo Gary and running in the circle for eight times and specifically eight

[@PlagueDoctorCosplayer]

Theory for game theory! Is sonic really a hedgehog?

[@qwaku4907]

Guys during December 1st: _"Finally, a worthy Opponent!"_

[@thefolder3086]

There already is someone with the machine to cook it

[@sansmorty9136]

Not even a close fight man

[@FirstNameLastName-gh9iw]

Ah the meatbeater9001

[@davidvandersterre]

Food Theory: What is the most optimal AFFORDABLE food to survive a nuclear winter? (Affordable meaning not some NASA-invented meal or something like that.)

[@lunalove7219]

Game theory video concept: Metal slug: is Allen O'Neil *IMMORTAL?*

[@we_stray_further_from_god]

Patrick is technically the fastest fictional character as he went to the sun and back in a matter of seconds.

[@samtheknight]

I remember on [redacted] when [redacted] and [redacted] tried doing this. Was pretty funny. It's a shame [redacted] no longer exists....

[@QualityGarbage]

⏳Memento Mori⏳

[@BlaineLP]

Hello fellow [redacted] member, yeah that was really something beautiful they did there

[@beo3030]

Hi fellow [Redacted] fan! I miss them so much :(

[@baldyeosang2035]

im wearing my [redacted] socks right now and as soon as I saw the thumbnail I just looked down and whispered memento mori

[@breeblackerby9853]

I’m wearing [redacted] beanie rn 🥺