Theory: how far away would a frozen pizza need to be away from a nuclear explosion to be perfectly cooked.
@Praecantetia3 жыл бұрын
mmm radiation topped pizza
@joelhoon17073 жыл бұрын
@@KINGJERMARCUS GOD WILL THOUGH, LET YOUR COMMENTS BE GRINDED FOR CARBON DIOXIDE MANIFESTATION AND OXYGEN DE-MANIFESTATION 🙂🙃🤗☻🤡 ALSO I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST CHRISTIANS OKAY. Edit: i honestly just decided to go random with this comment
@alexthomas86853 жыл бұрын
What would be the cheepest way to cook as many pizzas as possible? What bombs and pizza are most optimal?
@spamtong.spamtonthedealmak12563 жыл бұрын
*yes.*
@WCRyder3 жыл бұрын
That's not that bad of an idea
@Weisz3 жыл бұрын
*Food Theory + Louis Weisz collab when?* ok but for real I’m so completely overwhelmed & genuinely honored to be included in a theory video. The theorist channels have been such a big influence for me over the years, and to see it come full circle like this is something I never expected. Thank you for being an inspiration to me and many others, and for creating content that not only entertains but genuinely adds value.
@TheShadowKnight.3 жыл бұрын
Why is there only one reply, you have many subscribers lol.
@xjam993 жыл бұрын
I was hoping he'd mention you in this video, and he did!
@potato-kc8fc3 жыл бұрын
Can i have your chicken pls
@bendrowned85063 жыл бұрын
Hello verified person that im sad i dont know
@TheKingofRandom3 жыл бұрын
We would watch this collab 👏
@JoelCreates3 жыл бұрын
I'd like to think that food slap science is merely in its infancy
@TheHispanicUsername3 жыл бұрын
here before a horde of likes comes over because verified person
@amaliadragan24803 жыл бұрын
*DC Universe Movie Characters Cast 2*
@Hamox3 жыл бұрын
Indeed is it
@vanessaharms63753 жыл бұрын
I slapped the ground in .40 mili seconds
@Unitykn1ght3 жыл бұрын
U R Joe Mama
@Funtwistedthings Жыл бұрын
7:04 not yet, you still have to talk about him on style theory. What about how his shoes can stay together with his run speed?
@The-radio-demon685 ай бұрын
The already did that
@ChengTeoh3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being so excited getting a call to join the Justice League only to be disappointed to find out that they just wanted you for your ability to slap cook a chicken.
@LegendGamer-rf6nb3 жыл бұрын
I like your comment mister verified man!
@Honest_Mids_Masher3 жыл бұрын
Introducing The Flash
@Honest_Mids_Masher3 жыл бұрын
@Lou Lou You have no friends
@Honest_Mids_Masher3 жыл бұрын
@@JenFootR7 you have no friends
@sundaxe103 жыл бұрын
@@Honest_Mids_Masher neither do u
@pingui80643 жыл бұрын
Matpat: "You can't divide by zero here, people." Vsauce: "Or can you? "
@goodpeople29533 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha 96 likes
@Shadoxite3 жыл бұрын
Wifies: u sure abaut dat
@StephenDelRosario7773 жыл бұрын
*cue vsauce intro music*
@izs69463 жыл бұрын
try using limits? what if we try solving it as time reaches 0s?
@chrouu3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha 169 likes
@larrylzzz3 жыл бұрын
We’re so focused on cooking the chicken we forgot we cooked our hand
@NoWayAroundIt_3 жыл бұрын
@Lou Lou no
@FnordLord102 жыл бұрын
Sonic: Oh no, I forgot to cook thanksgiving dinner and my friends are at the door. The friends: walk in the door. Sonic: hey guys, want some turkey I cooked 12 seconds ago?
@marymcwatters76063 жыл бұрын
i can imagine sonic being a waiter it would go something like: customer: i want a steak sonic: right away customer: sir you do know this steak is raw right? sonic: *u sure?*
@nxquix3 жыл бұрын
SLAP ok it’s all cooked
@demirginlik55753 жыл бұрын
*slaps the steak* customer:HOLY WHAT? sonic: see it is cooked
@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake3 жыл бұрын
Sonic: *slaps* Me: oookay then.
@goggywithagun32543 жыл бұрын
um sure GOKU or a saiyan kid
@pjdianalan79343 жыл бұрын
Sonic could use his kinetic energy to heat the steak.
@TheHispanicUsername3 жыл бұрын
Finally,something that won’t ruin my whole childhood.
@Savorin3 жыл бұрын
Og fans:what...is...child hood?
@ashclaw23063 жыл бұрын
give it time
@mynameisjoedahand30083 жыл бұрын
Meow.
@KittyKatty9993 жыл бұрын
@@Savorin Og fan here. I learned the word Sociopath at s young age. XD
@yourundertaleobsessedlesbi69753 жыл бұрын
XD
@rosesareredvioletsblue54383 жыл бұрын
"Can you cook a chicken by slapping it?" *Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today*
@laurenpelto3253 жыл бұрын
Quick, to the grocery store!
@jAcK00p73 жыл бұрын
Hey Where's Perry?
@Leo-gq1yi3 жыл бұрын
Whachya doin?
@fluffydumbun3 жыл бұрын
Is that an asexual flag pfp I see? 👉👈😳 Or am I just projecting lol-
@janiceandthomas3 жыл бұрын
🎶 There's 104 days of summer vacation And school comes along just to end it...
@Ruii.Ruicha2 жыл бұрын
0:35 I love this part of the intro
@RandomGirl785 Жыл бұрын
Same
@EmmaDawnthegachatuber11 ай бұрын
Same here
@YaquubAhmed7 ай бұрын
but why does he say sanic it drives me CRAZY
@Hooddwarf4 ай бұрын
amazing fr
@sheiladonnelly4624 ай бұрын
@@YaquubAhmedcuz memes
@scrillthebeast20663 жыл бұрын
Oh I remember the saying: “Nothing is stronger than a mother’s slap” Should be enough to cook the chicken nicely
@rikuleinonen3 жыл бұрын
r/woooosh
@benedict09023 жыл бұрын
The only real question for the answer Yo Mamma
@wafIeee3 жыл бұрын
uh the chicken would be incinerated
@cavemanvi3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/bGmvZ313lKiho7c
@axxel_mcking49273 жыл бұрын
If ur mom is fast or faster than sonic no hard feelings
@jus_VAMPIRE3 жыл бұрын
“Look in the sky” “It’s a bird, it’s a plane” “ITS MEAT BEATER MAN”
@y2kzenith5713 жыл бұрын
0_0
@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp34713 жыл бұрын
That sounds bad
@shagshax7733 жыл бұрын
meat beater man 😂
@mapatriciavilla12833 жыл бұрын
hahahah
@googlemail7543 жыл бұрын
Go to a weeb's house you'll see alot of beat meater man there
@reitheinsolvable73803 жыл бұрын
Waiter: Sir, how would you like your chicken Me: *SLAPPED*
@mrmonar52 жыл бұрын
Remember that resting the meat can also cook it further, cooldown is therefore not a bad thing. You can rest the meat during slaps per cooldown session.
@Kus4i3 жыл бұрын
Waitress- “do you want your chicken grilled, fried of steamed” Me- “SlApPEd
@imawesomeisaac3 жыл бұрын
comedy g o l d
@BatCostumeGuy3 жыл бұрын
@@imawesomeisaac comedy nickel
@marcodvbr86413 жыл бұрын
Imagine you're a writer for sonic back then...then you write that sonic did the waterball thing in 0.000000000001 milisecond...couple decades later your character is now fit for slapping a chicken to perfection
@arbor84453 жыл бұрын
where funni
@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo23 жыл бұрын
from the
@britanimations20023 жыл бұрын
*slaps roof of chicken* this bad boy can fit so much kenetic and thermal energy in it
@GuessImSylvale3 жыл бұрын
I don't know what's more concerning, the roof of chicken or the KZbin links above me
@clementcourtenay16183 жыл бұрын
@@GuessImSylvale the youtube links clearly. Even more concerning, one of them is a French link, to a conspiracy theory...... What is it even doing here in the first place?!
@owyemen93673 жыл бұрын
@@clementcourtenay1618 algorithm
@ffc1a28c73 жыл бұрын
Kinetic and thermal energy is the same thing lol. Thermal energy is just the individual atoms jiggling and transferring kinetic energy between one another.
@animalxing86973 жыл бұрын
i don't know why, the word slap is just funny to me. even the concept is funny to me. I think I need slapped.
@cretaceousarachnid3 жыл бұрын
I want to take a minute to appreciate Matt. He balances his personal life, and other channels as well. He spends hours writing and recording these theories for our enjoyment. You do a good job Matt, and it’s alright if you want to take a break. Have a good day, evening, or night! :)
@TianaMay3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget his incredible team that helps him to come up with ideas, research and also writing so that he can sometimes spend time with his family!
@cretaceousarachnid3 жыл бұрын
@@TianaMay Yup!
@monioni79233 жыл бұрын
all while raising a child too
@cretaceousarachnid3 жыл бұрын
@@monioni7923 Yeah lol. He really does do a good job! :D
@LLL.1433 жыл бұрын
@@RepairRat you can just go and search it then? why does everything need to be spoon-fed nowadays? ö
@allanday38072 жыл бұрын
Theory: how high would you need to drop a steak for it to be perfectly cooked
@JonasHack-r5z8 ай бұрын
air resistance will ruin the show. but you can probably drop it from space in a heatshealded metal container
@bomag_6427 ай бұрын
@@JonasHack-r5zuse a gravitized vaccum
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache3 жыл бұрын
Penguinz0 is an expert in slap science, maybe he can chime in with some answers
@madhavgirish39443 жыл бұрын
fr fr
@eeelaina55883 жыл бұрын
true true
@arcey_cv3 жыл бұрын
Woah your comment without more than a thousand likes?
@FilleOFish3 жыл бұрын
Very correct
@madhavgirish39443 жыл бұрын
are u rlly some guy without a mustache if u don’t have 1k+ likes?
@funniusername43553 жыл бұрын
"Dad, what are we having for dinner?" "Well we'll be having some good ol' Sonic slap cooked chicken son!"
@olivercampbell61202 жыл бұрын
And I think Louis forgot 1 last category for his slapping machine. Structeral Integrity
@lizzywhitmore47973 жыл бұрын
I want to know Mark and Ethan's thoughts on this
@WelcomeVisitors3 жыл бұрын
yes
@harrisonwalker4093 жыл бұрын
Memento Mori
@masterchief97423 жыл бұрын
@Lou Lou pls delete this
@erc33383 жыл бұрын
They did a video on slapping chickens? When?
@owyemen93673 жыл бұрын
@@erc3338 dont worry you wont watch it anyway
@xSilverxshadowx3 жыл бұрын
Me, reading the title: "I'm skeptical that you can, but *intrigued* that you may."
@RazzBeri13 жыл бұрын
someone already dunnit
@xSilverxshadowx3 жыл бұрын
@@RazzBeri1 Yes, believe it or not, I am also watching this video ;)
@hyprespeed8603 жыл бұрын
@@xSilverxshadowx no, someone else did it
@hyprespeed8603 жыл бұрын
Oh wait he says it in the video nvm
@lucypogcute3 жыл бұрын
I WISH YOU COULD THO THAT WOULD BE SO COOL
@camdustin91642 жыл бұрын
That guy who made the meat beater 9001 actually managed to successfully cooked a chicken the machine, after he modify it to be sturdier, the video is on his channel. So cooking a chicken just by slapping it is not just a theory anymore, it is completely practical.
@Version01113 жыл бұрын
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
@verryberryman76553 жыл бұрын
What reason is there to not cook a chicken through slap?
@Version01113 жыл бұрын
@@verryberryman7655 for starters the hand that's doing the slapping will probably cook at roughly the same speed.
@verryberryman76553 жыл бұрын
@@Version0111 good chicken comes with sacrifice
@grarecruit42373 жыл бұрын
“If physical energy can be turned into thermal energy, how hard would I have to punch a chicken to cook it?” - Jello
@zacharyperlee41793 жыл бұрын
@Lou Lou kzbin.info/www/bejne/d4qvgZaGlLqWbpo
@melonhead99083 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see you're a fan of Badger as well
@radio_vidar17453 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/fV7VfoOZba-IpM0
@rmod83 жыл бұрын
@@radio_vidar1745 the limit has been found!
@albertojimenez77243 жыл бұрын
Just throwing Haymakers at a raw frozen chicken.
@dakotaleigh64523 жыл бұрын
If you could slap a chicken hard enough to cook it I'm pretty sure that would also cook all your hand-meat. And turn all the bones in at least your hand to fine aquarium gravel, if not the entire arm. I know that's not terribly relevant to the subject of which fictional character can beat their meat the fastest but it was in my brain so now it gets to be in yours too.
@lxvesickyuna62392 жыл бұрын
*gulp*
@windowsxpmemesandstufflol2 жыл бұрын
Which fictional character can what?
@lxvesickyuna62392 жыл бұрын
@@windowsxpmemesandstufflol yes
@tristanplayz31802 жыл бұрын
best what?
@googoogaga79862 жыл бұрын
I can’t explain why, but it would be the flash.
@TheOneWhoActuallyAsked2 жыл бұрын
Who needs science class when you have Mat Pat? 😂
@crystalrodriguez1143 жыл бұрын
Matpat: * makes a video that doesn't ruin my childhood * me: impossible
@jaydev40173 жыл бұрын
You just watched machamp and sonic beat their meat.
@aggameplay94183 жыл бұрын
@Ur cool 😎 spammer
@ronaldmcdonald54983 жыл бұрын
@Ur cool 😎 spammer
@basicperson3 жыл бұрын
@Ur cool 😎 no
@Slime019573 жыл бұрын
@Ur cool 😎 why are you sending me to Jesus
@apoiosupport13033 жыл бұрын
my mom is professional at slap-cooking. she trained a lot with me!
@jullitaczajkowska42003 жыл бұрын
youchy
@darkuim85573 жыл бұрын
Does that mean your also good at slap cookinh
@bigred76463 жыл бұрын
Same
@LeBlingKing3 жыл бұрын
Are you medium well or well done
@bigred76463 жыл бұрын
@@LeBlingKing over abused.... I mean over cooked
@laurenpelto3253 жыл бұрын
Food theory's asking the important questions in life
@nobodyhereatallpleaseleave3 жыл бұрын
Very important
@orivalorantVods3 жыл бұрын
Vary true
@cobaltduckie72283 жыл бұрын
So true
@cake29433 жыл бұрын
And most useless
@laurenpelto3253 жыл бұрын
@@cake2943 what do you mean? This is the peak of usefulness my friend
@pathecat_ Жыл бұрын
1:42 I like how he called it freedom units
@trafficjam75593 жыл бұрын
“You know the meme, you clicked” I didn’t know this was a meme, I just clicked because… well… it’s food theory
@lunabeekhuizen88583 жыл бұрын
At last, I have encountered another of my kind
@joshlegacy11013 жыл бұрын
I knew the meme, I clicked.
@teamglxy40413 жыл бұрын
Lol same
@axxel_mcking49273 жыл бұрын
I don’t no this meme but if it’s a meme, it’s a meme
@Masong-dq3qz3 жыл бұрын
Same
@michaelcarlton14843 жыл бұрын
"So we'll never actually be able to eat a Sonic-slapped chicken." Then what do you call the Sonic fried-chicken fast-food chain?
@basicperson3 жыл бұрын
@Ur cool 😎 vid bad
@cameronwebster68663 жыл бұрын
That's hedgehog, it only tastes like chicken.
@owyemen93673 жыл бұрын
@Salah Mohamed I hate you
@kareemstepney19353 жыл бұрын
Mat: they gotta go fast. Sanic fast! The flash who is actually faster than sonic: Am I a joke to you?
@Honest_Mids_Masher3 жыл бұрын
@Ur cool 😎 YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS
@kingofbudokai3 жыл бұрын
The fact that you actually CAN slap a chicken into edible levels of cooked brings me more joy than it probably should. I understand the concept of the question, but I always assumed that it would never work in any practical way. That meatbeater machine is incredible, if unfortunately named lol. Edit: I didn't think of this until afterwards, but typically in cooking meats, a lower temperature over greater time ensures more juice in the meat while a higher heat over a shorter time results in a dryer meat (the same principle applies to baked goods, slower/lower gives a softer dough, higher and hotter is more crispy, because in both cases it's about water retention). Which means if Sonic cooks this chicken at lightning speed as he might, it would be the driest chicken ever consumed and frankly, idk if that's worth it.
@oktested61213 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/aIbFmWiahNx5eNk
@mightbewowie2 жыл бұрын
Matpat : The Slap Cook" Me : *Hears another thing*
@Ahrva5383 жыл бұрын
Amy: The Powers out! How will we cook the chicken for dinner! Sonic: I got this
@Alba_Mata3 жыл бұрын
*a loud S M A C K rings out through the house*
@GeminiWolfstarGaming3 жыл бұрын
Gas Ovens: I got this, too!
@FannySnakeKai3 жыл бұрын
@@GeminiWolfstarGaming sonic: This is my spotlight
@SoftBlanketDev2 жыл бұрын
Tails spinning his tails faster than light: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Knuckles: *squishes the chicken*
@YousefAhmedAlkhtb2 жыл бұрын
@@Alba_Mata hullo mestar roshan
@ojhats38123 жыл бұрын
Dude I can’t stop laughing this is the first time I was happy for the sponsor. I really needed the break
@TrulyAndasen3 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@purerasslin913 жыл бұрын
"Sonic Slap-Cooked Chicken" sounds like a menu item at Sonic.
@jakoblent46943 жыл бұрын
I want this
@realhotgirlfilmz3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@vectorentertainment17333 жыл бұрын
Haha
@ginkg0.branch Жыл бұрын
I certainly didn't expect to watch this video in my science class today...
@AdamG36913 жыл бұрын
I'd argue that Link's method of freezing time would theoretically work since the Stasis Rune explicitly retains force applied during its duration. The main issue however is that the Stasis Rune only freezes time for the object, and only for a few seconds at most, and Link is not capable of slapping enough times during that brief window to cook the chicken, meaning that it not only becomes subject to heat loss when the time lock releases itself and the rune has to recharge, but also takes quite a long time from an observer's perspective since ONLY the chicken is time locked.
@drewnames6513 жыл бұрын
i think the other issue would be how much force is created during that, link's trick and all of those who do something similar would end producing the wrong effect, that being, too much force. matpat indicated it before, that's why people like saitama just can't play this challenge, they would vaporize the chicken, if link's force transferance makes all the force be applied at the same time when the clock returns, it'll be equal to adding up all the times he slapped the chicken in a sudden surge of energy that would likely result in the chicken exploding into a million pieces.
@gerardozetina25063 жыл бұрын
I think that link could cook the chicken by slapping if he has the force to knock back a lyanal then he has the force to slap a chicken hard enough to cook it
@samvanheuckelom66223 жыл бұрын
Instead of stasis rune, try looking at his flurry rush or bullet time thing link uses that might actually get the job done. Not as fast as sonic or the rest but in bullet time mode he goes incredibly fast.
@chrismerrell79573 жыл бұрын
Yeah, as @Drew10204080 pointed out, Link would obliterate the chicken. Yes, it could technically generate the force to cook the chicken, but Stasis force applies all at once, which is why hitting boulders and such makes them move so far. The reason several small slaps cooks better is because of the conservation of momentum. Because the chicken is sitting still, more of the force is being turned to heat due to friction. Once you pass the threshold of the force keeping the chicken in place most of the energy is turned into kinetic energy, meaning the chicken would start to move. Applying that to stasis, all the small slaps that Link could do in the time that the chicken is frozen would build up the force needed to transfer the energy from heat to kinetic, and the chicken would be sent flying. It is worth noting that Saitama could slap the chicken with the right amount of force though. He just couldn't do it in his classic "One Punch" style.
@ryanlopez39453 жыл бұрын
Another thing is that since time is freezed the force would build up, making no difference if you out right ram the chicken with a car. Rip Dio
@tannerr83173 жыл бұрын
“Which game character is the best meat beater” would make GREAT clickbait title. 🤔
@Enderia23 жыл бұрын
Even though it isn’t clickbait
@Thepowerfulcanadianranger3 жыл бұрын
Goku
@SDStudiosAnimations3 жыл бұрын
oh no
@puppetstudiosstudios3 жыл бұрын
especially on the other video sharing website ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@OrigamiAhsoka3 жыл бұрын
Oop
@kitkatinnit29493 жыл бұрын
new drinking game: take a sip for every time mat says "slap"
@cronuslite63583 жыл бұрын
no (✖﹏✖)
@TheSayumi153 жыл бұрын
Ooh this drinking game really slaps I'll see myself out.
@samakaturtol59203 жыл бұрын
You'd be drunk from the intro alone And just to be sure this statement tonight
@FujiwaraBunta3 жыл бұрын
I died
@yassokaro51093 жыл бұрын
I did this but with water
@wesleypitts378711 ай бұрын
Mat did the Flash dirty by just making him a footnote in all this.
@TheKingofRandom3 жыл бұрын
Go Louis! Slapping his way to the top!
@donkjr3 жыл бұрын
Heh.
@small_SHOT3 жыл бұрын
hi there hello
@crayolarat57093 жыл бұрын
Ay its tkor
@overseergamesyt3 жыл бұрын
100th like
@seanjohnisee3 жыл бұрын
WAIT... THIS IS THE REAL TKOR BUT THEY ARENT VERIFIED? WAT?
@TimeBucks3 жыл бұрын
this is perfect
@makchot32633 жыл бұрын
Nah
@vexorion65773 жыл бұрын
ah, i see you're abusing your verification by commenting alot everywhere and expecting a lot of likes just because you have a checkmark
@makchot32633 жыл бұрын
@@vexorion6577 bruh he's literally commenting in every matpat video to get some clout 💀💀. Lmao that's just sad
@lordpvt3 жыл бұрын
PERFECTION
@isabeliio3 жыл бұрын
@@makchot3263 thats not sad thats just a smart way to get views and promote their bussiness or app 💀
@lucassalinas11653 жыл бұрын
"One character comes to mind" The flash "Sonic"
@PrimeTime_Pictures3 жыл бұрын
That was me exactly
@soulgamer17153 жыл бұрын
Saitama from one punch man
@craftmastr3 жыл бұрын
It's funnier when you take into account how many times the Flash was teased throughout this video
@Metalicyt3 жыл бұрын
@@craftmastr yet, he only mentions his name once
@AkiyamaHaito3 жыл бұрын
True lmao. I was thinking to myself, wouldn't the flash do the trick? XD
@RandomGirl785 Жыл бұрын
4:54 It sure sounds unholy 💀
@IrreleventCotheBestCompany3 жыл бұрын
"We have to give the slapping crown to Sanic" The Engineer: I'm gonna ruin this mans whole career
@gotsomham3 жыл бұрын
B A P He just needs to take off his glove and hit it 3 times lmao
@samleen3 жыл бұрын
BAP
@owo_thefox1223 жыл бұрын
The engineer is engi-here BAP!
@cherandshane26833 жыл бұрын
"Your machines are like your kids, hit them to make them work faster" - The Engineer
@FreeClassy3 жыл бұрын
when were you allowed to be popular
@WeatherReportsHat3 жыл бұрын
For all my fellow JoJo fans out there, considering Star Platinum can catch a bullet at point blank range, I'd say that it's very likely that Jotaro can meet the slap requirement.
@doritoemperor28023 жыл бұрын
Well yes but then the chicken would be a paste by the time star platinum is done slapping
@merchantziro42853 жыл бұрын
Imagine Giorno's 7 Page Muda but for the Chicken
@christygarcia67733 жыл бұрын
Any main jojo character would work i think unless its johnny with act 1-3. Im not sure about gappy because i havent finished part 8
@shikikywketsuki98923 жыл бұрын
I think josuke would be best jojo to do this since he can slap it to oblivion then put it back into an edible state.
@Bedburrito3 жыл бұрын
Yes stoped time or not and star Platinum can do it perfectly cuz he can even do brain surgery without any help slapping chicken is no problem
@SpoonAtNoon3 жыл бұрын
When mat announced that he was gonna make a food theory channel I was like "there is nothing you could possibly put on food theory" boy did he prove me wrong...
@jimbothegymbro70863 жыл бұрын
You underestimate the mental affects of prolonged diet coke consumption
@gachazachary28733 жыл бұрын
Imagine if his 4th channel will be animal theory
@dont26043 жыл бұрын
ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹE ҎÎḈ₸ŬRE
@gavinschlachta92763 жыл бұрын
I thought that to
@file34632 жыл бұрын
We need NASA to fire a rocket at a chicken at the exact ‘cook’ speed.
@rnfKyng3 жыл бұрын
"how did you make this delicious thanksgiving turkey, Superman??" *i slapped it*
@eldritch_whispers16543 жыл бұрын
you could say that turkey *slapped*
@MedalionDS93 жыл бұрын
I mean sure, he could do that, but he'd probably just use his heat vision
@rnfKyng3 жыл бұрын
@@MedalionDS9 that takes the laugh out of it tho
@MedalionDS93 жыл бұрын
@@rnfKyng It also takes the molecular cohesion out of it if Superman slapped it
@Ianfel13 жыл бұрын
me who already watched the stream with the chicken slapper guy: "im 4 parallel universes ahead of you"
@aminmiah97733 жыл бұрын
I saw the stream also
@stephanrichardson10033 жыл бұрын
Same
@danieldoesstuff23003 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@danieldoesstuff23003 жыл бұрын
Two bots in a row, that's a new record for me
@jabon_993 жыл бұрын
Exactly they aren't aware of our power
@OrigamiAhsoka3 жыл бұрын
I love the imagination that Link would try to use stasis on a chicken to slap it enough to cook it only to have it fly away or destroy his house once the stasis ran out
@tm79ali2 жыл бұрын
Why did he even mention link botw his only stoping time options are bullet time and stasis and bullet time doesnt even work because cant just jump for bullet time and he holds his bow normally
@yokai59loi362 жыл бұрын
Or the chicken blows up like his enemies.
@aaronismanly37332 жыл бұрын
It's a very Link thing to do, if I'm honest
@overthegardenwall7143 Жыл бұрын
@@tm79ali Link Can Activate Bullet Time At Any Moment
@portiac6097 Жыл бұрын
No he would fury rush a cukoo
@simoneazzopardi43252 жыл бұрын
Gary just doing a shell roll over the chicken will turn it into a nice Stuffed chicken with garnish on a plate and the chicken because I’ve been alive
@Oneill1173 жыл бұрын
"chief, you mind telling me what you are doing with that chicken?" "Sir, Giving the chicken back its 117 slaps"
@sleep1703 жыл бұрын
nice 117 reference
@localdogs86452 жыл бұрын
I cannot believe that this man kept a straight face through a video about how sonic slap cooks a chicken.
@sara_callie_besties20132 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: he was about to die of laughter the entire time😂😂😂
@kapi638 Жыл бұрын
He's davie5o4 THE KING OF BASS
@kapi638 Жыл бұрын
*davie504 sorryXD
@mehmetcaglar2953 Жыл бұрын
it s nice but quicksilver much faster in the movie because he rescued nearly 300 people from explosion in a blast raidus 500-700 meters ı don t know the math for these things but ı know explosien is much faster then bullet in comic quicksilver much faster and can compete with sonic.
@KylieReid-l1p11 ай бұрын
B.B=funny
@childishisnotachild72773 жыл бұрын
the words of legends: *BEAT THE MEAT*
@rajarajeswarikannappan29783 жыл бұрын
I’m scared to click this
@Razor_5133 жыл бұрын
@@rajarajeswarikannappan2978 it was some kind of video in french
@earth2ravenn3 жыл бұрын
@@rajarajeswarikannappan2978 At this point, I just assume everything’s a rick roll
@nunyabiness1815 ай бұрын
Matpat, the kind of guy to always include imperial and metric - Conveying mph to kph, and randomly to m/s instead.
@AestusReborn4 ай бұрын
That’s because he’s international
@RylanintheShed3 жыл бұрын
in breath of the wild, “bullet time” is characterized as the speed of everything around link slowing down by 20x (which is why things like windbombing and cryonis launches work; when bullet time is exited, that momentum created by link is moving at “regular speed” in bullet time, which means that it’s going 20x faster than normal), meaning that link is actually a great candidate for this chicken slap.
@RylanintheShed3 жыл бұрын
10:58
@kamille2863 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this. The only reason he wouldn't be able to is if chickens are the same as cuccos since slapping it that many times would rain *havoc* XD
@williamlewis57233 жыл бұрын
And watch are chickens called in legend of Zelda? Cacoo or however you spell it. Those things are unslapable
@TheRadFungas3 жыл бұрын
so if you can slap ganon you techenaclly destroy him
@spaceysteam52063 жыл бұрын
Theory: What is the caloric value of a planet?
@GoldieMethrans3 жыл бұрын
Given that games like Dead Space: Awakening exist, I'd totally watch it.
@roxannamackey34233 жыл бұрын
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm good idea
@catthem3 жыл бұрын
Ooh! We need this
@BirbBoiYT3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@galacticbambo3 жыл бұрын
😳
@AwesomeHyperSonic5473 жыл бұрын
The idea of Sonic slapping a chicken to cook it makes me laugh, as I could actually see that happening in one of the comics or cartoons. 😅😆
@unitds27-delta3 жыл бұрын
Tails: hey sonic, do you want to have some chicken for dinner? Sonic: ok! Tails: alright, I'll put it in the oven Sonic: why? (Proceeds to slap cook the chicken)
@gosfoxanimations88223 жыл бұрын
@KGK Skull yea fricking accel's trial finisher xD
@Ollie.H-233 жыл бұрын
Imagine Sonic throws a chicken into the air and slaps it to cook it and flies towards Robotnik and he just screams.
@surrrey2 жыл бұрын
He does actually slap a chili dog to cook it in the episode Mackson’s Airflier
@Anna-hy4sb2 жыл бұрын
@PhoneGuy? Which Sonic Show?
@I_animate_stuff907 Жыл бұрын
Can we just give respect to mat for calculating something for HOURS just for a meme
@carO1522_3 жыл бұрын
Has anyone noticed how every episode it just gets like 10 percent weirder, in a good way
@yamemeguy47443 жыл бұрын
I’m glad we’re going down this rabbit hole of weird topics
@Cozy_Chomps12343 жыл бұрын
Shark cat 😍
@Solvita_3 жыл бұрын
“MMMMM this chicken tastes amazing! How did you do it?!” “I slapped it”
@masicbemester3 жыл бұрын
play the slappity slap sound
@RileyJacobs4483 жыл бұрын
Food Theory: Can A Slap REALLY Cook A Chicken? [REDACTED] Clock Ticking Intensifies
@ethandempsey83633 жыл бұрын
My dude, I miss it so much!
@RileyJacobs4483 жыл бұрын
@@ethandempsey8363 Me too, man. It was amazing. I hated it had to go, but they did what they set out to do. Gone but not forgotten.
@carlitothe92173 жыл бұрын
Memento Mori
@simplyspectrum74903 жыл бұрын
When it died it hurt, it ment something
@bluedoris63843 жыл бұрын
Memento mori my dudes
@Lucan6922 күн бұрын
New superhero idea: SLAPMAN! "He can cook a whole chicken with just 1 slap."
@davidvandersterre3 жыл бұрын
Food Theory: What is the most optimal AFFORDABLE food to survive a nuclear winter? (Affordable meaning not some NASA-invented meal or something like that.)
@magfe8883 жыл бұрын
Saw the title and immediately hoped that Weisz would be credited. I know that the chicken video has hella views now, but I’d been watching him for a while-such a creative, charismatic kid who deserves views & resources to make his visions possible. He gives me Old KZbin energy
@Minecraft101ToonLink3 жыл бұрын
Just to clarify, Link actually slows down time in BotW in certain scenarios like shooting a bow and arrow in midair. He also can’t use the Stasis rune on himself, but even if he could, he himself would be frozen in place, just like being frozen to ice for only a few seconds. You also have to consider that he can only slow down time as much as he has enough stamina to do it. And going back to Stasis for a moment, remember, in BotW, if you hit an object subjected to the stasis rune, when it comes out of stasis, that chicken is going to FLY! …And probably splat somewhere, so, not exactly ideal. If someone wants to calculate how Link compares to Sonic and the others, you’re more than welcome to. Though I still think Sonic might win regardless. I just wanted to point out something admittedly minor about what MatPat got wrong, but other than that, great theory!
@3opper4163 жыл бұрын
Here before the blow Up
@bencundiff94053 жыл бұрын
Thank you for saying this! I thought matpat got something wrong since when links does flurry rushes or bullet time things slow down.
@lunarlimes28053 жыл бұрын
First chicken on the moon.
@starsilverinfinity3 жыл бұрын
Wouldnt the chicken only go flying if Link hit it with a. . .axe or something? I always figured the reason that these things went flying is because the impact from each of his strikes built up while time was frozen, then when it unfroze they effectively hit them all at once - like Dio or Jotaro freezing time, dealing a couple hundred punches, then when time unfreezes their opponent goes flying. So unless Link hits the chickens hard enough in that time to collectively impart enough force to send it flying (He is slapping down not against its side so even if it did it'd realistically just be forced into the table) the chicken should be fine - though maybe compressed from the downwards force. Though tbf I'm not as knowledgeable about how stasis is handled in BOTE so I might be off and Link still might not even be able to complete the challenge in the time that stasis gives him to do so. Also, its hard to beat Archie Sonic, that dudes a monster when it comes to the math used in his feats Also just realized that Stand Users with Time Manipulation abilities might be able to do this faster than Sonic (Like Star Platninum was literally able to start a fire using two pieces of wood while time was stopped)
@rileyfelix94943 жыл бұрын
ALSO FLASHTIME ISNT TIME STOPPED ITS JUST SUPER SUPER SLOW caps
@red5toneTNT4 ай бұрын
Who expected that matpat would retire only 3yr later
@lil_starshooter3 жыл бұрын
Me: *sees title* Me: *cries, remembering a channel that doesn't exist anymore...*
@AEaston3 жыл бұрын
Momento Mori
@JoshuaC343 жыл бұрын
What Channel? Edit, nevermind I realised what channel.
@Some_Gurl13533 жыл бұрын
Memento Mori my friend
@phoenixablaze6493 жыл бұрын
Momento mori
@tiannahere23023 жыл бұрын
😭 The memories .
@cloudy_chaos3 жыл бұрын
This brings back memories when [Redacted Channel] slapped a chicken for science purposes
@minbevy3 жыл бұрын
i thought nobody would've said it i was scrolling through the comments looking for it--
@beluwuga3 жыл бұрын
YUP.
@datwyanfrink76033 жыл бұрын
Surprised nobody just went and said the name
@minbevy3 жыл бұрын
@@datwyanfrink7603 it is [REDACTED] now
@tigerguyTDS3 жыл бұрын
Wait what channel
@firefli99753 жыл бұрын
Conclusion: Sonic beats his meat very well.
@candyblizzard78503 жыл бұрын
It took you 0 dollars to not say that-
@JETS53 жыл бұрын
*hold up wait a minute*
@charles_capet3213 жыл бұрын
@@JETS5 I don’t give a-
@ninademci1500 Жыл бұрын
MatPat, at I lived a very sheltered life. Until today, Sunday, April 9, 2023, I had never heard of slap cooking. It’s Easter. So, to Ollie, Steph, and you, Happy Easter! 🐰 🐣
@ProfesorOryc3 жыл бұрын
I really like the idea of Link trying to slap some chicken to cook it, but since the way his paralize power works is that all the blows get delivered at once once the effect ends, then it would effectively be as if he crushed the chicken in one Saitama style punch.
@AnotherPersonAlive3 жыл бұрын
Easy you use goku instead of saitama or vegeta or gotten or gotenks or freiza or beerus or whis or grand priest or copy vegeta or fu or vegito or gogeta or krillin or king cold or flash and superman
@lightningpenguin89373 жыл бұрын
@@AnotherPersonAlive Lucy from Elfin Lied can do something nobw of them can. She can cook multiple chicken. one for each vector(invisible hand things.)
@samtheknight3 жыл бұрын
I remember on [redacted] when [redacted] and [redacted] tried doing this. Was pretty funny. It's a shame [redacted] no longer exists....
@QualityGarbage3 жыл бұрын
⏳Memento Mori⏳
@BlaineLP3 жыл бұрын
Hello fellow [redacted] member, yeah that was really something beautiful they did there
@beo30303 жыл бұрын
Hi fellow [Redacted] fan! I miss them so much :(
@baldyeosang20353 жыл бұрын
im wearing my [redacted] socks right now and as soon as I saw the thumbnail I just looked down and whispered memento mori
@breeblackerby98533 жыл бұрын
I’m wearing [redacted] beanie rn 🥺
@Grandpa...3 жыл бұрын
This gives “beat your meat” a whole different meaning.
@insertusernamehere31733 жыл бұрын
Oop
@eggboy263 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@dagreatleaf90033 жыл бұрын
And for people who don’t know the normal meaning, it gives it their only known meaning
@slurpieking43373 жыл бұрын
What do you mean, that is the only meaning NOTHING ELSE
@jjnanda24213 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@yvonnezimmer7246 Жыл бұрын
May I suggest, the vampires from the twilight series. They can do things really fast but have also trained to seem human and not break things.
@xtraalexx9093 жыл бұрын
Food theory: get all this cool stuff for free. Also him: that's just a theory.
@beatrixmuskitta49133 жыл бұрын
Cuz yes
@rowdyreese52083 жыл бұрын
Yes thats usually how it goes
@peaxce66753 жыл бұрын
@Tanqr's Grandma you got there before me 😆🤣
@shravan10053 жыл бұрын
A CONSPIRACY THEORY
@qwaku49073 жыл бұрын
Guys during December 1st: _"Finally, a worthy Opponent!"_
@thefolder30863 жыл бұрын
There already is someone with the machine to cook it
@sansmorty91363 жыл бұрын
Not even a close fight man
@FirstNameLastName-gh9iw3 жыл бұрын
Ah the meatbeater9001
@Spiney093 жыл бұрын
“One character comes to mind!” Me: The flash? FT: “Sanic!”
@kokaii73683 жыл бұрын
LITERALLY
@jairartis3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking jojo. Rip
@at4na5833 жыл бұрын
yeah i thought that too
@devilslighter29873 жыл бұрын
Also Ft: brings up Quicksilver (who by Wikipedia says he is at most mach 10) as noteable speedster but puts the Flash (who by Wikipedia can travel at light speed) in the same group as Superman and Goku
@vali_bg52343 жыл бұрын
Chronosapien from Ben 10.
@bananakittycat54772 жыл бұрын
this is the only theory channel (the other channels by this creator have obvious exceptions) that i support.
@YharonJD3 жыл бұрын
"Nobody can move their hand fast enough to cook a chicken" Beat Saber players: 👀 ha..haa yeeaahhh...
@frog_phone3 жыл бұрын
me be like
@thyie40743 жыл бұрын
minecraft players be like
@jef15613 жыл бұрын
Osu player : pathetic
@mr_tiger19423 жыл бұрын
How? That just doest make sense
@YharonJD3 жыл бұрын
@@mr_tiger1942 it's supposed to be funny not make sense?
@nintendope88373 жыл бұрын
Flashbacks to ethan dropping a chicken off a roof
@MikhailYT3 жыл бұрын
YESS
@ThatDudeWithBoobs3 жыл бұрын
Memento Mori 🖤⏳🤍
@MikhailYT3 жыл бұрын
@@ThatDudeWithBoobs memento mori 00:00:00
@MikhailYT3 жыл бұрын
@@ThatDudeWithBoobs i love these cult meetings we randomly have in the comments lol
@Fistrike3 жыл бұрын
Memento mori
@xxxwafflesxxx60383 жыл бұрын
Me: slaps sibling The sibling: *on fire*
@homk_FX3 жыл бұрын
@Lou Lou stfu bot
@colasap3 жыл бұрын
“Which character could cook a chicken by slapping it?” My brain: Star Platinum? "Sonic!" oh, yeah.. that makes sense...
@guythatstillusespocketwatc31453 жыл бұрын
Star platinum can punch to cook the chicken
@sivodeath59053 жыл бұрын
I wanted to say either kratos or the flash because well it's kratos. and the flash is fast.
@aquatic01243 жыл бұрын
@@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 I think there's just going to be chicken paste if star platinum punches the chicken to cook it
@memetime71273 жыл бұрын
Honestly he would stop time and just ORA ORA slap it and it would be cooked
@ionzm46123 жыл бұрын
@@memetime7127 bechause as we see in the anime he punches and when time resumes all the damage he did in stop time along with energy gets to its target
@L0niSt4r5 ай бұрын
theory idea: what type of alchohol is the most efficient ? (i need this for...personal reasons)
@emeraldpowerhedgehog50113 жыл бұрын
Mat: sadly we won’t see sonic slap cook a chicken in real life. Movie sonic: you sure about that?
@king_ian_yt3 жыл бұрын
he is also not real
@theREALsilviautism3 жыл бұрын
@@king_ian_yt nah bro you've just never been to green hills texas
@herisuryadi68852 жыл бұрын
@@theREALsilviautism I thought it was Fking Montana
@kratosmessi6492 жыл бұрын
wait he did that in the movie?
@Local_idiot132 жыл бұрын
@@kratosmessi649 sadly no...but I wouldn't be surprised if he did that in the 3th or 4th (if we get a forth) movie
@EldenRingGod693 жыл бұрын
Botw link can’t stop time, he slows it down, meaning he is also a decent candidate.
@kinlaw72203 жыл бұрын
Stasis rune moment
@Wandervenn3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, there is clearly energy there since you can hit something with time stopped and it will be launched when it starts again
@thetimean39853 жыл бұрын
Very true, and in reality so could a Ditto.
@thecadethatfades36433 жыл бұрын
when he said that in my head i yelled KONO DIODA
@ish0303 жыл бұрын
*Stasis rune sound effect intensifies*
@sliceycakey83223 жыл бұрын
So you're saying that in theory, slapping the chicken would be THE FASTEST way to cook it if it's possible. Cool...
@cavemanvi3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/bGmvZ313lKiho7c
@Jords2503 жыл бұрын
Like slap chop
@axxel_mcking49273 жыл бұрын
If ur fast
@Leah-vc7hr3 ай бұрын
You don’t need school you just need the theorist 🤩
@dylanvold95143 жыл бұрын
After seeing MatPat calculate how long a person could survive in a grocery store, I would love to see a food theory about the Flash's diet. Since speedsters have a much faster metabolism, they have to consume a lot more food than normal people. Exactly how many calories would someone with the Flash's metabolism need to eat to survive, what would that translate to in terms of a balanced diet, and how much would that diet cost annually?
@golbarde43473 жыл бұрын
"My goals are beyond your understanding" Sorry had to say it
@dylanvold95143 жыл бұрын
@@golbarde4347 Someone had to lol
@ArtisticlyAlexis3 жыл бұрын
He could expand it out to other speedy characters like Quick Silver.
@velqcity38023 жыл бұрын
Yes he should do it that would be great
@dylanvold95143 жыл бұрын
@@ArtisticlyAlexis of course, I just chose the Flash because he’s probably the most famous speedster, plus the Flash TV show addresses this same question early on.
@walterwhite55133 жыл бұрын
You: Mom can we have Memento mori? Mom: we have memento mori at home **Memento Mori at home**
@Andreatzl3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHe5d4uDpKaLebs
@CarnivalClowm3 жыл бұрын
Good comment though
@kirbo99563 жыл бұрын
I am afraid if these are rick rolls
@blackburn3r3 жыл бұрын
Uuuunus
@TapTapClick3 жыл бұрын
@@kirbo9956 Its not rick rolls just some bots doing promos for people to "Boost" their channels.
@manifestationsofasort3 жыл бұрын
Matpat: "One character comes to mind:" Me: The Flash! Matpat: "Sonic!"
@SD-uw7zu3 жыл бұрын
Sonic is faster anyway
@gogauze3 жыл бұрын
It's also dubious if the flash actually gets to do it efficiently or not, due to the speed force dampening interactions with the real world (like, him just not turning the air he should compress in front of him into plasma). But he's also able to hit people with his infinite mass punch (which, sure, could just be a misnomer, but the math also checks out if he gets to light speed) and neither obliterates reality nor not-obliterates several targets he means to hit when the energy transfer happens. Meaning only a portion of that energy gets through even if he's traveling at the speed of light. But that should also do the same to him due to equal and opposite reactions... So the speed force is very, very spooky in an einsteinian sense, so who's to say?
@SD-uw7zu3 жыл бұрын
@@gogauze sonic is also faster since his speed has no limits. And flash is always limited to the speed force
@pageturner29583 жыл бұрын
Sanic
@AzureAreadbhar3 жыл бұрын
@@SD-uw7zu ......... Losing my brain cells Flash > Sonic.
@Driftiest Жыл бұрын
Fun fact link actually doesn't stop time. When he does, it does show other enemies moving
@LukePea03123 жыл бұрын
Food theory: what is the probability of getting a perfect spongebob popsicle