BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD | World of Warships

[@owenmcdonough7720]

“Wait. Do we have a topic?” is this entire channel summarised in one quote

[@thepandrbr]

True

[@wellbornthrower596]

Yup indeed it is😀😂

[@usafa886]

Punch uncooked chicken

[@L0n3W]

lol basically

[@zachdavis8251]

“Perhaps.” -Me, living life as a crab

[@a.t.t.g8359]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES, JAM FOR THE JAM SANDWICH. HERE IS YOUR MEAL MR.KHAINE SIR HAVE A LOVELY DAY!

[@darrentj8887]

fucken "Khorne flakes" got me so hard

[@garank4971]

Blood for the BLOODGOOOOD

[@robopope7584]

FOR THE LATHRIXIAN LEGION!

[@aurelius5821]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!

[@shagroids4944]

CORN FOR THE CORN GOD

[@Kalebfenoir]

I think I totally lost it at "Does Insulin Stack" and "Is Diabetes damage-over-time?". The longer I think about it, the funnier it gets.

[@stoinkydoinky4583]

im glad you liked my joke

[@aloafoftoast7160]

To answer the question, yes.

[@seanwhitman8353]

I completely loose it at "Can you double pump with insulin?"

[@danielscott1223]

I'm diabetic and this has me dying 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@usmcgrunt4260]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dungeonlessdm6914]

"TORPEDOES DEAD AHEAD! IGNORE THEM; BRING US CLOSER!!!!" i love this line

[@crysisrevelation6132]

*DRIVE ME CLOSER, I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!!!*

[@S3Cs4uN8]

@@crysisrevelation6132 Gotta love how that was a meme turned semi-canon turned fully-canon.

[@scunt461]

"Target Penetrated! BREAK THEIR BACKS!"

[@yoboikamil525]

"BRING US CLOSER I NEED TO CALL THEM A N-"

[@matanuigaming2556]

FOR THE GLORY OF KHORNE!!!!!!

[@TheLaluciDaniel]

"Why is the UK specialized in setting stuff on fire?" Me: *Looks at Ireland*

[@hellhoundactual8201]

As an Irishman, I snorted. 11/10

[@eazhe3716]

Dresden*

[@subparusername9172]

Meanwhile, on the British cruiser line... there is literally no HE. there’s no joke here

[@scottish-hero6664]

**looks at the white house in 1812**

[@admiralhuzky]

What we want roast potatoes

[@charlessaint7926]

The flooding of the USS Texas to increase the range of its guns did happen, but it wasn't on D-Day (6 June 1944). It was done on 15 June 1944, 9 days after the landings. The ship's starboard torpedo-blister was flooded to give the ship a 2 degree list, allowing the range of her 14-inch guns to increase just enough to complete the fire-support-mission. During D-Day itself, the Texas and destroyers came in close to Omaha Beach to knock out enemy positions pinning down the 1st and 29th Infantry Divisions, as well as companies of the 2nd and 5th Ranger Battalions. The Texas came within 3,000 yards (1.7 miles) from the beach, blazing away with her guns. Destroyers, like the USS Emmons (DD-457) came much closer, up to 1,000 yards (0.57 miles) or less, taking out bunkers and other positions, thereby allowing troops to get off Omaha. One strange event did happen worthy of mentioning, an M4 Sherman tank lost a track on Omaha, but was still firing its 75mm gun at the bluffs. USS Frankford (DD-497) couldn't use their gunnery optics to spot targets, because they are too close to shore. When the Frankford's officers noticed the tank engaging a target on the bluffs, the ship's gunners were directed to fire where the tank fired. Their salvo knocked out the position. The tank commander popped out of his hatch, waved at the Frankford, and went back down. Through the day, the tank became the ship's fire- control party.

[@juicemeister1984]

Thank you for this fact

[@attacktankicopter2594]

you seem like the person that would like sabaton

[@charlessaint7926]

@@attacktankicopter2594 *Hurry up! We're waiting for you!*

[@worldlycrow8212]

You deserve more likes for this educational experience you grant freely.

[@O-P-96]

@@charlessaint7926 please friend, share with us more of your history knowledge. I enjoy story telling time.

[@krausercruz2780]

Having that Chaos "commander" sounds more like your the ship commander and have a very aggressive, but helpful, assistant. I dig it

[@n.s.c.h0r1zon38]

"FIRE ALARM? GOOD. LET IT BURN!"

[@krausercruz2780]

@@n.s.c.h0r1zon38 TORPEDOES APPROACHING! PREPARE RAMMING MANEUVERS!

[@blackgem12]

Theres clearly some heresy going on here

[@Cthulhuwarlord]

@@blackgem12 always has been

[@andyfriederichsen]

He keeps asking for corn.

[@canarysoup6553]

Imagine a fleet of naval warships n’ stuff and the commanders of the ships include an anime girl, a giant space psychopath, a walrus , and Eekaj.

[@limbonlegs1662]

And a walrus smoking 3 cigarettes at once

[@John-Stark]

And a Giant Robot

[@archmagetyler]

“And Eekaj.” This makes me giggle for no good reason.

[@thelegendaryascendingdrago4428]

This belongs on r/brandnewsentence.

[@hirthviktor3215]

Well we're fucked

[@Rogue_ac]

"Frigates exist to take on torpedo fire." Is actually a true statement since they protect carriers along with other ships

[@rbrick3685]

Not anymore :pog:

[@williamglass2223]

“Wait, it’s no frigates?” “Never has been.”

[@mrdooce7053]

Never hazbin

[@purplehatter550]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[@aohu7505]

@@purplehatter550 can't tell which comment this is replying to, but i agree

[@purplehatter550]

@@aohu7505 Its to the fact that the astronaut gets shot in the head after

[@dakotamesser7818]

Me : "ah yes, finally some Warhammer" Badger : "World of Warships" Me : 🙃

[@metalbat8414]

Good shit still tho

[@dakotamesser7818]

@@metalbat8414 for sure lmao a badger video is always a good video

[@eman5992]

9:11 man I can't believe Heavenly went back in time to noclip through Normandy

[@scunt461]

So ThEre I was, JuLy 4tH, 1776, sIgNiNg tHe dEclArAtIoN oF InDePeNdAnCe.

[@hirthviktor3215]

Is Heavenly really that old? Is that canon in TheRussianBadger cinametic universe?

[@scunt461]

@@hirthviktor3215 yes

[@Husk69]

@@hirthviktor3215yes

[@thomasnolastname8734]

@@hirthviktor3215 Heavenly is so old, he watched the Earth form

[@mon-kiegh477]

Best khorne quote I know is from DoW winter assault. "WE NEED A NEW DRIVER!" "THIS ONE IS DEAD"

[@thydzz2180]

It would probably be what Kharn told himself before he started the betraying

[@anoninunen]

^ this preceded immediately on com's by a single gunshot

[@AbadonXXX]

The duality of man: azure lane on one side, warhammer on the other

[@fardfox]

Two series you never expected to see be mixed.

[@bigheadass2786]

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[@Alvaro89Rus]

And thank good for some duality. There were period when I could'nt get rid of these anime ships, I played good, completeted some events I didnt even read, and got bunch of these floating gay clubs with jailbait captains, and I couldn even sell them for some reason, good thing there are port menu setings that hid them.)))))

[@GeorgiiiVaampire]

@@Alvaro89Rus Ok weirdo

[@karoljones7455]

@@GeorgiiiVaampire no u

[@TheFuri0uswc]

USN: Hmm destroyers or carriers..... *laughs in midway*

[@thomasboland540]

Yes

[@pinkbunni1230]

Hmmm yes *BOATS*

[@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808]

As someone who's been on the Midway, all I can say is mmmmm-_yes_ boat is B o A t.

[@Juggernogger64]

NYET, BOAT IS FINE!

[@corbindick8943]

This bOat seems to be made of bOat

[@markiv2361]

Badger: why is burning a british specialty. Britain: *looks at Germany* i-i dunno, w-we totally didn't burn German cities to a crisp.

[@sololobos6969]

To be fair... That was America too.

[@hoop6822]

*sips tea maliciously*

[@notsoskatergirl4773]

That's a spicy joke

[@jaydeleon8094]

@@sololobos6969 No America just bombed the fuck out of em. The Brits were the ones firebombing germany.

[@atroxiv]

*hides 10,000 bombers in their pocket.*

[@niko_8208]

A game with both anime girls, and chaos space marines? Alright, I'm convinced.

[@Cumdaemon]

The ultimate virgin Ship.

[@gabiplatis9962]

Fuck yeah Brother i am in .

[@spicingdeed8931]

i was looking at this game once on a sale and i lost it when the pictures of litteral, well, anime girls slapped on one of the fronts of the screenshots

[@gabiplatis9962]

@@spicingdeed8931 i lost it when they included some warhammer 40k dudes

[@hunterzickafoose6216]

Not to mention they're going to bring transformers next.

[@corporategunner5972]

World of Warships: The only game where legendary admirals get killed by anime girls and overly aggressive WH40K Ship commanders or vise versa.

[@deusvult4084]

Overly aggressive? He was pretty calm by khorne standards.

[@KaiTheRedWarrior8244]

@@deusvult4084 how psychotic are they

[@deusvult4084]

@@KaiTheRedWarrior8244 They whisper in all caps, and are usually smashing something. Think of the angriest you have ever seen someone before. That is their default state.

[@j.j.663]

@@deusvult4084 and that to the power of a thousand on steroids is them when mildly perturbed

[@sonnymccallum9621]

what are they like when their fecking RAGING?

[@wizardofaus7013]

“Pyro burns the ocean” Wait these aren’t Salamanders, I want my money back!

[@PaiSAMSEN]

Well.... Japanese and Soviet cruisers are known to set a lot of fire to anyone, and they have green camo, so........you can pretend they are Salamander. :D

[@MrPenfold666]

I want my money on this free to play game back!!

[@grandmastershadowjago4262]

>_>

[@deusvult4084]

VULKAN LIVES! *STOMP STOMP*

[@dr.samuelhayden808]

“Sir we can’t hit the target what do we do?!?” “SINK THE SHIP”

[@captainpreston1250]

Hello hayden

[@captaincommunism723]

I blew a hole through the surface of Mars... fucking mortal

[@Loser-jh3tq]

"It will give the gun the elevation it needs."

[@JamesDeanShadow_Blitz]

Ah yes because you're attempting to use a twin 5"/38cal mk12 mount as actually as a 5"/62cal mk45 mod 4 and snipe the head off the enemy's Captain..... XD

[@PrinceOfChange]

RAMMING SPEED

[@bread5560]

“Blood for the blood GOD.” -Sun Tzu or Obama I’m not sure.

[@vittalikb4930]

Technoblade

[@Noctully]

I approve this message

[@Nep01]

Vladmir Putin

[@aurelius5821]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!

[@thomasrasmussen7493]

tingus-pingus

[@Thomas-fz9xw]

Always love the Warhammer references... really want another Warhammer game review now

[@dionwoollaston5717]

Thomas he could do necromunda the under hive game

[@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269]

He's definitely gonna review Darktide when it comes out

[@prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom185]

Same.

[@HeleentheArcane]

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES

[@jidk6565]

Dark tide and necromunda would be perfect for him, from what we've seen

[@onepersonsomepeoplestumble7067]

Seeing Badger use the character models from Space Engineers is funny, I feel like he would have a field day with Lord Klang

[@dwryh]

Commie Bread the crossover we need

[@zachdavis8251]

Space Engineers video when

[@mbgmadbull1141]

Bro badger the type of dude who's actually robbie rotten from lazy town in retirement

[@yevenlu3243]

Where's the SWAT guy model from?

[@kanyeeast1002]

Womble needs to do some recruitment with these boys

[@jubernavarrete3807]

2:35 nearly spit out my coffee.

[@bigamericanshark]

Dead quiet on the mic WHO THE FUCK IS TINGUS PINGUS!!!!!????

[@denyhaguilar679]

WHO TF IS TINGUS PINGUS!?

[@kanati1133]

@@denyhaguilar679 I NEVER HEARD'A FUCKIN' LATIVIA

[@razorwolf2758]

I almost dropped my ice

[@cloakgaming5180]

“Is fucking diabetes damage over time?” As a diabetic with a pump, that moment in the video had me rolling lol

[@joshuamitcham1519]

When he said it sounds like the wallmount health machine in Half Life 🤣

[@bluberry1517]

There's an offensive joke here to make, but I'm not gonna be the one to figure it out

[@matthewyeldig4608]

As a diabetic with a pen I feel ya bro! =D

[@Ghostspartan2002]

I thought about it and in a sense it makes does that make insulin med packs then

[@Saunakiuas06]

@@Ghostspartan2002 wait. So you're saying that dallas has diabetes?

[@isaachepler2009]

"the British speciality is setting everything on fire" ....... Dresden.......

[@kv2931]

Yeah we’re good at that

[@snottierfaun]

Just think about it for the moment... -At the start of WW2 Brits were dropping propaganda leaflets -At the end of WW2 they were dropping...heat Conclusion: Over course of the war they were corrupted by Khorne

[@Shapes_Quality_Control]

1812

[@jamiecalderwood259]

As a brittish person I can confirm the khornate corruption is still being contained

[@yuithekitsune]

Snottier Faun increase that list of khornate massacres XD

[@Luumiie]

“Can we go 1 day without a M1 Garand reload?” No Badger, now we must have one every video

[@hunterdramora]

haha garand go ping

[@htv_therealog8243]

No every day

[@nobodyknows0314]

*Ping intensifies*

[@scouseleemini1]

Badger’s videos are just 100% m1 and shotgun reloading sounds

[@richardcanaan9244]

Am I the only one who's jealous af that his friend has an M1 Garand

[@korhol2065]

Russianbadger channel: the show where everyone owns an M1 grand

[@fishpop]

Why not? That ping is The Sex!

[@SamueL-td7fb]

Even the viewers.

[@thomasnolastname8734]

@@SamueL-td7fb Fuck the Garand, the BAR is where it's at

[@darynauna217]

"there was a point where i became obssesed with putting everything on fire" **smolensk enters the chat* *

[@TheIrishBread]

Smolensk players are just one man and that man is the goblin slayer, change my mind.

[@anguswaterhouse9255]

Pyro from team fortress 2

[@frenchiee_96]

* conqueror wants to know your location*

[@frenchiee_96]

@kaizer5lock with HE

[@Zenova-lq7cj]

*Insert Floating PKM here*

[@panzsan5963]

Imagine someone playing WoWS for the first time and getting told to purge for the blood god and getting called a “Baka” in the same game.

[@MrAbawmidabull]

It's worth it just to purge the weebs in Khorne's name.

[@PaiSAMSEN]

The funny thing is, if you set the Captain audio option to "National+" (I think), you can potentially hear an American speak in generic American, a British speak with very British accent, an Italian rambling something, Anime character quoting her own quotes, and Khornate Champion screaming something at the same time.

[@swindle9695]

So you mean just like going to any hobby store that sells D&D stuff?

[@rolan4dezwinz381]

You can only hear your own captain. They wouldn’t hear other people’s captains.

[@CT-7027]

Za Worudo!

[@killerspieler7784]

"You cant burn me im already on fire"-Soldier from Team based Fortress defense simulater the Second.

[@lunnihyre4215]

*insert rip rick may spam here* Yes he died but it's best not to dwell on a sad past

[@scoutbite4334]

@In our doom we find resolve Amen soldier!

[@kangabird7622]

0:16 just imagine hearing that shit in the woods behind your house at like 4am.

[@iexpectedthespanishinquisi1657]

Why do I hear boss music

[@Exoduss-11105]

I can't stop hearing Megatron

[@heavystalin2419]

*sees anime announcers* _"The daemons of Khorne are gonna eat ye' out like ice cream sandwiches once your Red Rage begins"_

[@thiccboii3190]

"WE WILL PROVIDE THE HAMS"

[@antonytheocharidis9576]

WHAT DID YOU JUST WOLFIN SAY TO ME

[@heavystalin2419]

@@antonytheocharidis9576 OI'LL HAVE YE KNÖW I SCORED THE TÖP OF MEI TRIBE IN THE KINGDOM OF THE RUSS

[@gmckinney9148]

@@heavystalin2419 Yer accent's weird and full'a waffles.

[@hunt1ngh0und]

based TTS references

[@alexwingace]

USS Texas sinking itself to get the gun elevation to hit its target: *SALVATION!*

[@kabob0077]

**

[@alexrastall1868]

MY PEOPLE I HAVE FOUND YOU

[@gustavonava9209]

SALVATION THE DEATH OF A MILLION IS A NECESSARY

[@DarkDisasterKid]

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY! IF I CAN’T WATCH MARINE-CHAN ON KZbin.COM THEN NO ONE ELSE WILL

[@Kell_Craask]

This was NOT a video that I expected to see an Ace Combat reference in and I was not ready. Oh no! Here it comes... MY CRISP WHITE SHEETS!

[@dafriendlyrook]

I don’t even like world of warships, but badger makes every game good

[@MAILMAN9936]

Get a destroyer and suicide rush a battleship with guns bigger than your own ship and you'll understand.

[@adrianfrift7571]

Yeah like the actual game looks boring but badge makes it so funny and interesting

[@mrdooce7053]

Playing alone is boring

[@Kompotamus]

Bajur is the reason I tortured myself with war thunder for four months.

[@MightyElo]

Is there anyway to get the warhammer skins? Or is it over?

[@benjaminokonski9186]

5:06 There's a reason the USS St. Louis got the nickname "Lucky Lou."

[@elysium7242]

8:26 Sailor: Sir, our shots aren't hitting the targets, the guns can't raise that far! Captain: I got a plan. *He's a Pirate Intensifies*

[@panykfelidae9018]

sadly - it probably never happened, as the Texas' guns can elevate to 43 degrees already

[@Urziel99]

@@panykfelidae9018 It did happen, the targets they were given were outside their effective range, so the captain ordered the torpedo bulges on the side of the ship flooded. The who le ship listed 10 degrees which was enough to reach their targets.

[@TechLeafRanger]

@@panykfelidae9018 USS Texas was part of a combined flotilla providing fire support for US troops against Pointe du Hoc and Omaha Beach on June 6th, 1944. near noon, when the beach landing on Omaha was on the verge of collapse, she joined several destroyers that nearly beached themselves providing fire support for the American troops, coming with 3,000 yards of the shoreline and proceed to eviscerate sniper nest and gun positions with 14 and 5 inch cannon shells. She would continue to provide support and aid to American troops until June 15th, when her last request fire support mission had her target outside her gun's effective firing range. Her captain ordered the starboard torpedo blister be flooded, giving the ship a two degree list to starboard, allowing her to effectively reach her target with her main battery shells.

[@HK47_115]

@@TechLeafRanger this needs to be a fucking movie, Why has no director ever pick this shit up? This would be fucking awesome to see in film

[@Warhero357]

Badjur: (Makes any Warhammer reference) Me: "Hmm... Has he or anyone else seen Flashgitz's parodies?"

[@CedricBassman]

@Iron Hands Terminator AVENGE ME BROTHER!!! BROTHER, AVENGE MEEEE!!!

[@fardass3535]

"I don't know why fire is a british specialty" *Ireland would like to know your location*

[@dp9862]

Car bombs are our specialty tiocfaidh ar la

[@qberrygamz5008]

What about California lol

[@vaasmontenegro2875]

Washing DC would like to know your location

[@simotheirishwolf9560]

Ima leave dis here kzbin.info/www/bejne/iWK9g6p6m9lpm6s

[@necro5430]

D P Car Bombs? *Battlefield 3 Theme Intensifies*

[@death-conscious]

9:21 FIELDS OF VERDUN, AND THE BATTLE HAS BEGUN, NOWHERE TO RUN, FATHER AND SON

[@WeFightForKarl]

FALL ONE BY ONE, THY WILL BE DONE

[@HanmaCaleb]

Me: sees video Video: “The British pour Gasoline on their shells to set more stuff on fire” Me: *British Pyromania Intensifies*

[@edwardheppenstall8690]

Actually we spilled beer on our HE shells because we keep them in a below decks pub 🍻🇬🇧

[@dragonlord1511]

Me too you now what we say if you can’t drink tea with them burn them in holy fire

[@brandonabc2022]

I never realized how weird world of warships was until I watched this video. Anime, war hammer, and transformers?

[@thekommunistkrusader3921]

War thunder fans: "Noooooo you cant just penetrate my frontal armor while I'm using a tiger in your sherman!" "Haha M4 go boom" World of warship fans: "this is all RNG" "We know"

[@nicolasa.3192]

@@thekommunistkrusader3921 WOW players are just constantly spinning some combination of brutal deathcore and anime openings while playing this game. That's the only way to make it out with something left of your sanity.

[@Blank55600]

The pinnacle if weebery

[@enderan647]

Just for your information. WoWs had 3 different collab with 3 different Anime Girl Ship franchises.

[@brandonabc2022]

Noice

[@Kurae_79]

Badger: Has jojo reference within the first 30 seconds of the video Me: *”I’ve seen enough, I’m satisfied.”*

[@Yeetus_Beetus69]

And an Azur Lane reference

[@bored9365]

niiiiiiiiice

[@nateblanke3692]

Same

[@insert.7708]

I reminded the first 30seconds about 5 times before getting to the video

[@adityamaulana8588]

ffs i was about to comment this

[@venusstar2963]

6:29 That moment when Heavenly references the tale of Icarus and you realize "Damn, half the people watching this video probably didn't understand what he meant he kinda smart tho"

[@douglasallar9176]

Same

[@sadrakeyhany7477]

The dude who flew with wax wings then died of fall damage

[@JacopoSkydweller]

@@sadrakeyhany7477 WeLl AkCtUaLlY it was IMPACT damage since falling doesn't kill you..... Alright I'll see my self out

[@pizzaeldante3446]

I want them to add V.E.G.A and Samuel Hayden voices for the Ships

[@darrenbyrne293]

You can't just shoot a hole into the ocean

[@HorizonSniper__]

@@darrenbyrne293 new objective: you know what to do

[@Alexander-ij2rn]

or just put in the doom slayer and just have angery silence.

[@scp-729-j5]

" You can't just ram your battleship into the carrier to destroy the carrier" "The ramming maneuvers are ready"

[@theshreddedone8322]

“Hey king you dropped this!” *Is holding a torpedo, and starts to talk about Khorn and anime* “Wait, what’s the topic of the video?”

[@Ediblebomb]

i hate anime I think you hate anime a bit TOO much dude, I don’t watch that shit but you REALLY hate it.

[@nuclearphoenix177]

I’m over here laughing like an idiot because every time I heard a warhammer voice line I had to ram no matter what

[@chaniwii9358]

Happy, h o l l o w ,or sad?

[@nuclearphoenix177]

Chaniwii *V O I D*

[@isiffrin]

Says Gasoline and British in the same sentence. * aggressive tea sipping stops *

[@black_nodius8177]

"Is diabetes damage over time?", bro that killed me

[@heavystalin2419]

Not quite, it seems

[@parkerwells3317]

It killed them too

[@Tanzomat47]

As a type one diabetic, I can confirm it is dot.

[@somebutter6755]

It’s the wither effect from Minecraft but irl

[@thelvladurmi6843]

i no shit told my English teacher that diabetes is just damage over time and she said this. "I mean, yes, that is true...?"

[@criticalspawnofsatan]

Jello says allot of funny shit but "is diabetes damage over time?" Takes the cake 5:53🤣🤣

[@darkdickler6764]

It is bro its poison damage

[@silverclaw1026]

As a diabetic i can confirm that is true

[@Zspear234]

As another diabetic, can also confirm

[@Skelosk]

"Can insulin stack" had me wheezing like a mofo

[@zekethealien8142]

Commander of the USS Texas: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move.

[@Mamorufumio]

sadly the USS texas has been sinking for years

[@bearholdensharkslux4791]

BANG! BANG! BANG!

[@PNolandS]

@@Mamorufumio It’s set to be sent to a dry dock for repairs either late November or early December. Structural repairs have been done to prevent the ship from collapsing in on itself when taken out of the water, and many of the compartments have been made significantly more water tight. Just a few more months and she’ll be in a dry dock getting repairs while a dry berth is constructed for her.

[@Mamorufumio]

@@PNolandS oh thank goodness, i've been kind of worried about the ship as my family went one one of the tours back in the earily 2000's

[@FALG31]

It's so funny to hear the Chaos Commander talk shit to everyone else, but then at 10:35 he sounds like he's actually panicking XD

[@ResillyusXD]

Badger: Then you realize there's a middle ground of cruisers that specialize in setting everything on fire Atago: *Ara ara intensifies*

[@savagesatiregaming1654]

May the Ara Ara guide you

[@maslinolovcherik8387]

Finally i found Atago meme

[@p4rnedjr.388]

Atago is your and I'm gonna hate saying this, "dommy mommy" Mother(ugh I need to take a bath in bleach now)

[@ResillyusXD]

@@p4rnedjr.388 uh, no. That honor goes to Friedrich der Große a.k.a Momma Freddy.

[@p4rnedjr.388]

@@ResillyusXD fair enough

[@TBH-nu2so]

Badger’s ship: Starts flooding Badger: Petty Officer............grab the pool noodles

[@Johndoe-jd]

Badger’s ship: Starts burning Badger: Petty Officer…….grab the marshmallows

[@corvus6178]

"pyro burns the ocean" mister torgue: not bad kid,not bad.

[@Phemon1337]

I really hope in the Krieg DLC coming out in 3 days there'll be a rare enemy called "The Ocean" and you can only damage him with Torgue weapons.And the Crew Challenge is "Blow Up 'The Ocean'"

[@TLR_Eden]

Yes god yes!

[@corvus6178]

@@Phemon1337 the moment torgue said blow up the ocean i expected a raid boss like a kraken or some shit, was disappointed....

[@anderswuolo-journey4525]

As a member of the Naval Academy, can confirm this is what we do all day

[@dinodude6992]

"Brother, I promise I won't go heretical..." *2 rounds later* "KILL, MAIM, BURN! CHAOS WILL CONSUME YOU!"

[@lichkinggamer5708]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@theunknowncrusader4362]

SANITY...IS FOR THE WEAK!

[@elistewart3435]

FIRE ALARM? GOOD! LET IT BURN!

[@lichkinggamer5708]

@@elistewart3435 KHORNE SMILES UPON US

[@elistewart3435]

@@lichkinggamer5708 TARGET PENETRATED! BREAK THEIR BACKS!

[@xoyv]

russianbadger: _atago and khornite berserker noises_ me, an intellectual: *AHOOOOOY, HOUSHOU MARINE DESU~~~*

[@keith5996]

can't believe badger actually took the time to animate atago

[@hikigayamurakamo9340]

I wonder if Nanny pirate could lead her people...?

[@danialyousaf6456]

@@hikigayamurakamo9340 *17 season 2 pirate.

[@Arelia39]

Do you buy her in world of warships...???

[@Registered_Simp]

@@keith5996 0/10 No time taken for extreme jiggle physics on the Ara~ Ara~ machine

[@kylegibson5920]

Me: How many torpedoes do you need to launch Everyone: “launching all torpedoes” what you mean

[@mememaster8361]

Yes

[@mememaster8361]

How many tor- Yes

[@hyperion-tl4jh]

I'm a Battle ship main and I can confirm

[@ReturnOfMonke]

4:32 I don’t think I’ve ever heard such fear come from that man.

[@M4k4r_Th3_D3lver]

8:26, Imagine if it wasn’t because of flooding, but because the soldiers were so efficient at reloading the cannons that they launched higher than expected and actually hit their targets.

[@Zenova-lq7cj]

That the shells landed on a nearby forest and set a tree on fire?

[@TREX_04]

Luckily it wasnt a Daycare

[@M4k4r_Th3_D3lver]

@@Zenova-lq7cj, possibly.

[@heavybooom7790]

@@TREX_04 Sadly*

[@M4k4r_Th3_D3lver]

@@heavybooom7790 DAMN. Save some of the fun for me!

[@soundwave5634]

8:31 "FLOOD THE AFT TRIM TANKS" "Sir that will sink the sub" "AND IT WILL GIVE THE GUN THE ELEVATION IT NEEDS! ONE MILLION LIVES!"

[@cleverdumbcaptain]

Don't you see? DON'T YOU SEE!?

[@samwaters8986]

SALVATION!

[@fourze4z138]

Three Strikes

[@evillaughinthebackground5732]

I still think that the Scinfaxi & Hrimfaxi were better, though...

[@Registered_Simp]

Get yo AC7 vibes out of here XD

[@josiahricafrente585]

My Azur Lane-playing self seeing Atago talking with a high-pitched voice: “Wait a sec-“

[@gwydionrusso3206]

Yeah and in the beginning if they did that to HMS unicorn or any of the Little ones little bell little lustrious amagi Chan etc I would hate to see what would happen to them Although if they did it to akashi they would be hailed as heroes

[@josiahricafrente585]

@@gwydionrusso3206 that cat is a swindler!

[@gwydionrusso3206]

@@josiahricafrente585 exactly the eagle Union should carry out the Manhattan project just to destroy it

[@murkywateradminssions5219]

"is that...Atago...or Akeno Misaki..." "*dunno don't care take my money weegee"*

[@javengabriellarboleda2864]

@@gwydionrusso3206 Akashi took mah gems

[@deficientprozac7036]

I tried eating a Poppie’s Biscuit without drinking once. My mouth felt like it was lines with cotton, and when I drank and swallowed it felt like a stone going down and it hurt. Should be a legit torture technique. A dozen biscuits no butter or water.

[@chazyboy1823]

Wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy.

[@bumbl_b33]

One time i ate two popeyes biscuits without taking a drink and was dehydrated for three days

[@RandomPerson0646]

@@bumbl_b33 WEAK, I ATE 3 AND WASN'T EVEN SLIGHTLY DEHYDRATED

[@HunterXD639]

9:43 Badger made TINGUS PINGUS sound so intense, I was dying from that. Especially when he called him a crumb.

[@bathtubmeggee7751]

Imagine badger and friends playing D&D

[@bulletgrazer2184]

They'd be total murder-hobos, with one non chaotic player desperately trying and failing to reign the others in.

[@cooperbennett6399]

No

[@songbird515]

And im the DM that could Handel them

[@nathanmceneny2633]

@@songbird515 lol no you can't

[@civilianwaffles5600]

With all the heresey in this video, maybe they should play Warhammer40k: Wrath and Glory instead.

[@LRRog09]

“SANITY... IS FOR THE WEAK!!!!!!!” RB and all his friends, “ oh yeah I yell that at neighbors every day”

[@radiantduality8366]

Greatest aquatic warfare advice ever: “Shoot the boat”

[@glarbtpppadloffsecopolisIII]

Tomorrow’s headline: Popeyes biscuit no drink challenge kills several.

[@masterjames2627]

Epic

[@M4k4r_Th3_D3lver]

Now that is an act of bravery greater than many!

[@ACertainFilterBoss]

I tried and almost passed out

[@grafitorecargado]

We don't have Popeyes here where i live, but the way everyone is describing it i just can imagine that thing is dry af and eating it without drink is just like try to get a scoop of raw flour

[@M4k4r_Th3_D3lver]

@@grafitorecargado your talking about them when they are cold, when they are hot its a little better, but you’ve got the right idea.

[@dist0rt3dhum0r]

"Shoot the boat." That's like the advice I have my friend on how to play a bullet hell well: "Just don't get hit, forehead." I mean, we're not wrong.

[@AnAnonymousAuditor]

ahhh, technically true; my favorite kind of truth

[@garrhettroebuck8402]

*Waiting patiently for...* "SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!" What happened? I blacked out for a second there.

[@williamaldred335]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@PyroGoBoom]

Omg I just thought to myself "I hope this video never ends" I just now looked, and I'm not even at the 4:30 mark yet, I love it

[@gordonramsay4656]

2019: *German March* 2020: *Anime opening* 2020-2021: BATTLEFLEET GOTHİC ARMADA 2 (F2P)

[@sgt_delta5565]

this

[@for_the_lore5567]

"shoot the boats" What Badger doesn't realize is that he's being told to target the submarines.

[@williamglass2223]

I’m so happy everybody in the call has an M1 Garand.

[@Nep01]

*Pings intensify*

[@fishpop]

3:21 Never noticed that Dreadnought's lights go out as he dies.

[@Accuracy_Precision]

“Do frigates even exist?” Me who’s father served on one: 0___________0

[@jackwong4198]

Sometimes i thought frigates only existed in Japanese navy these days since they can't have "destoryers" in their fleets.

[@LordMuffinToken]

And i asshat thought I served on one.... o.o

[@GabrielArchon]

Your father lied to you.

[@jwbfireball5274]

Your father doesn’t exist.

[@Accuracy_Precision]

@GabrielArchon actually, my dad served on a perry class frigate from 1982-1984. It was armed with both missiles and a 3in gun.

[@owensparker1876]

The British learned the burn everything to the ground strat when they torched DC in the war of 1812.

[@Kangaru13]

Owie Zowie right in my American heart

[@randombrit4504]

@@Kangaru13 *Cue evil laughing*

[@cheezburgrproduction]

Too soon

[@Kangaru13]

Random Brit :( lol

[@Urziel99]

@@randombrit4504 The Germans picked up on it during the Blitz.

[@BoganFromBama]

Am ghost now. Died as soon as I heard “Tingus Pingus.”

[@EzekiesAcheron]

WHO DAFUQ IS TINGUS PINGUS!?!

[@redbasher636]

YO WHO DAFUQ-

[@EzekiesAcheron]

@@redbasher636 YO WHO DAFUQ IS TINGUS PINGUS!?!?!

[@lunar6156]

@@EzekiesAcheron YO WHO DAFU-

[@rageoholicsm4353]

@@lunar6156 YO WHO DAFUQ IS TINGUS PINGUS

[@s.k4713]

3:32 being a tyranid player in a nutshell

[@mellonkey1231]

The USS Texas' crewmates definitely said "poggers" when the ship got half flooded

[@magnusm4]

"I am literally the cheeto dust in the bottom of the bag right now" "gets hit" Now you're the air at the bottom of a chips bag.

[@DragonfireVEVO]

"You tried one and lived?" "Barely, I went for the sweet tea at the last minute, right as I was seeing darkness approach."

[@ih8mylife]

"You're like the last crumb of a Toaster Strudel, but I hear ya." ^ my favorite line XD

[@duncan5022]

I love how the ship that half sunk itself is the uss TEXAS

[@thegamingzilla6269]

Maybe thats why it has so much rust damage now

[@craftedincursusknight2580]

As a texan its just tuesday

[@capnzz1844]

@@thegamingzilla6269 She's over 100 years old so rust is a given. They really need to get her out of the water so she isn't leaking through the hull anymore.

[@praetorian4922]

“Is diabetes damage over time?” XD OMFG that was funny, these jokes lately have been hitting hard.

[@johnrivers69]

it's funny because of how accurate it is

[@oH_._]

Cody Welker Must suck having a durable debuff, until further notice to get rid of it completely.

[@arcticgalegamer8139]

When they were talking about the USS Texas flooding itself to hit it's target I thought about Ace Combat 7 "All slow ahead, flood the aft trim ballast tanks." "But sir, that will make the sub sink Aft first." "And that will give the gun the exactly the elevation it needs!"

[@spectre9078]

SALVATION

[@snakevenom56]

I made the same comment and then had to go find another person of culture.

[@TehNoobiness]

"Is fuckin diabetes _damage over time?"_ -- Barkley, Shut Up and Jam Gaiden (part 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa), 2020, colorized

[@corporaldogmeat2020]

8:40 I’ve actually been to the USS Texas, and yeah I can see that happening

[@saintmace9183]

Adrian Shephard same. They actually talk about this in the tour

[@TechLeafRanger]

Eeyup. It was her last fire mission in support of the D-Day landings. She had been part of the flotilla providing fire cover for the American troops attacking Pointe du Hoc and Omaha Beach. On June 15, the American troops had advanced far enough that she didn't quite have the range to attack her last support fire target, so the captain ordered the starboard blister flooded just enough to give the ship a 2 degree list to starboard. This gave her guns the elevation they needed to drop shells on target. The next day she headed back for England, before being transferred to the Pacific Theater, to start providing fire support for beach landings against the Japanese.

[@rbrick3685]

Badger: Are sailors working from home? *Me crying because I’ve been working essentially every day since the pandemic* Also, Frigates are indeed not real.

[@whateverthisis389]

Yea,they're just mini-Destroyers!

[@rbrick3685]

Justanotherderp :P Well, Badger uses a picture of a Littoral Combat Ship, which is essentially a Frigate that can’t stay out to sea for more than a few days. Press F for the FFG, my man.

[@burnerheinz]

You forgot frigates. They don't exist shut up about them!

[@thanglalsangguite6205]

12:53 He just looks so disappointed and sad. As if his eyes are about to start tearing up. It's just his eyes but I feel his sadness

[@f.e.areproduce5298]

4:16 The game gives you needed Zenkai Boosts so you can adapt faster than normal after having your things handed to you first time, so that second time you're fully ready for power of destruction.

[@vulkan4108]

Sees space marine "Finally! Some Warham... Oh it's a world of warships"

[@butters9887]

“Bring us closer, I want to hit them with my sword.”

[@livingfire1]

My friends: why do you use the German warships? Me with my azur lane prinz eugen body pillow: because I must serve my waifu.

[@C4lin0]

*Sips tea in Akagi*

[@glorytoarstotzka1009]

Ah, a fellow weeb

[@heeyyypeople]

Badger: *Talks about british ships setting shit on fire* My weeb ass brain: BELFAST?????????

[@darynauna217]

During the AL event, i literally bough the commanders and the Prinz Eugen for that specific reason

[@ZyroShadowPony]

I think you mean "wife" because the first ring given was placed on her finger. Like it should

[@JMora-er7td]

4:07 Ayo, hold up, are you telling me that the Axis had anime girls?

[@alexpforte911]

Yes. The IJN Atago and the KMS Prinz Eugen

[@cyanide7389]

azur lane fans when atago & prinz came on screen: *WOOP*

[@greenphoenix7365]

he use wrong voice

[@karakun1]

I rather take Kancolle please.

[@cyanide7389]

@@karakun1 so you have chosen... death.

[@Ci1antr0]

Germans when the Prinz came on screen :/

[@notreallytomclancy]

I see that you are a man of culture as welll

[@sadsirsleepy3626]

The soldiers on Badger's flooded lower deck be looking like the storm troopers in the jacuzzi in lego star wars

[@Infantryman-ct7qt]

" Hey king, you dropped this. " *proceeds to drop depth charge on submarine*

[@kommandanthanz8346]

4:06, i just noticed Eugen and Atago. bruh

[@limbonlegs1662]

How could you forget the walrus captain? The captain of the SS. Literally Can't Sink

[@TomciokTS]

Here we can see a normal AZUR LANE player (whale) with his waifus (Prinz Eugen- best ship-waifu)

[@El_Jefe45]

@@limbonlegs1662 He is not important. (A Hat in time reference)

[@generic6099]

@@limbonlegs1662 hey, dont you have some contracts to give out to some fool unfortunate enough to walk into your forrest?