The Dirty Dozen #1

The Dirty Dozen make their first moves on the night before D-Day, taking the chateau where a large number of German officers are spending the evening. Their intention? Kill them all!
Taken from the first, and best, of The Dirty Dozen movies and TV series (1967).

[@goontroopz9047]

Goon command can defo relax at their bash knowing the 0:01 checkpoint Charlies are on the job lol. It's defo eyes right for easy does it trooper (are you Slack-boi's cuz mate? lol), but a nod to the lad-spreading vet roasting his nuts too lol. Bronson 'n' Marvin are looking very sharp in Goon officers' strip and I fkn love the Dozen grunts' idea of relieving the guard at 0:19. Wide-mouthed Slacko - with his two-paw grip on his tool and that emotive rasp as he feels the steely length slide in - takes it like a trooper, and how cool is the gritty effort from his assailant. The vet's snuffed in style too and I'd forgotten Oddball (lol) went rogue Goon Sergeant here (following adjustments, he looks the business steeled-up 'n' stiff for the officers by the box at 0:52). Good to get frontal 'n' profile mugshots of the doomed Goon Sarge driving the Staff Car at 1:01/:09, and ain't the 1:10 appearance of Bronson's shooter in his leathery grip an audio visual treat! Nein! Uh! Aaaaaargh! A brief salute to the officers mate, but it's the heady mix from 1:13 of the Goon NCO's vocals 'n' look of abject terror (before he backs out airing a jackboot) combined with Bronson's game face 'n' silenced discharges that's really fkn hard to take. And doesn't Marvin look preeminent 'n' razor sharp at 1:17!! Tele's gone full tonto next, and it sounds like the Leutnants are staying in the firing line. Awwwmate! The contrast between that top funkraum Goon's distressed call at 1:34 and Bronson's cool, clinical silent-treatment targeting gets me every time!! Time for scene change as Squat Don's hot loads induce the Goon Sarge's ace 1:46 spasmodic 'n' lid losing descent, 1:54's mute, wide-mouthed 'n' open-armed acceptance, and bring top on-the-prowl trooper 1:50/1:58 into play. It's ace to see him take Sutherland's scalp at 2:02 - and the Dozen Sarge's load at 2:06 (his jazz hands arch and Don's lingering death are the business). I fkn love the Dozen Sarge's tight lipped discharge and his Goon target's jolted stiff-legged acceptance at 2:21 - and ain't that a nice looking pile building up at the bottom of the steps. It was about time someone turned off that alarm - and drew an emphatic 'blue on blue' line under Tele's episode (love the noise he makes and the impotent discharge as he's rolled over at 3:02). The 3:38 et seq switch in focus between Bronson 'n' Marvin's discharging shooters and the pain 'n' fallout coming from the load taking Goon officers is superb, and I've got an idea that 3:51's smug feeling ain't going to last lol. It's a classic movie and classic edit A!! I've always rated that funkraum snuff, but Slacko the shanked sentry, the silenced Staff-Car Sarge and 1:46 / 2:21 nailed on the steps were exceptionally solid efforts too. So many more 'takes' beside though - I'll defo be back for Part #2 . Thank you for sorting it for us mate; you're the best there is!!

[@foreverblueclassics]

Aye mate, it's definitely a case of 'Carry On Gooning' for this pair on sentry duty at the start, coz their minds are defo not on the job at hand lol. That vet would later turn up in 'Allo Allo' so he's never taken this Goonery biz too seriously lol. It was all too easy to dispatch the pair of 'em at 0:19, but I love that sharp intake of breath from the lad on the left as he's taken from the back and shanked in a quickie. Ouch, his F10 cuz would be impressed though! His nemesis is definitely making the most of it right enough! I like a good stiffie as you know J and Oddball (love the name too!) defo looks the part once he gets shown the ropes by Big Marv lol. It's a classic profile at 1:09 and I've got to agree on the 1:10 visuals, pure class as no mercy is shown and the top brass is dispatched in quick fire time before we move onto the main course, the driver's equally rapid exit as two slugs are pumped into his body and his expression is pitiful mate, as are his moans, as for him the war is over. That exit from the passenger side door is classic, arse over jackies and he's a dead 'un before he hits the turf lol. Bronson's defo a cold-blooded killer J, coz he twatted the Sarge like he was swatting a fly. Fuck yeah on Marvin at 1:17, the man's a Goon at heart on that evidence!!! The poor Lts are definitely just a rung or two above the Gruntz and NCOs mate and evidently are not invited to the party in the dungeons. The funkraum operator's panicking but Bronson silences his angst in no uncertain terms and it's lights out for him, poor lad. I fucking love 1:46 and 1:54 mate, both top Goonz riddled to fuck, all jerks, grunts and open armed lid losing Goonery at its finest. 1:58 is pretty cool given he's just watched a couple of his pals take a drilling but he's had enough of that shit and blows Don away forthwith, before copping a load from the Sarge's Grease Gun for his trouble. Don definitely milks it for all he's worth lol. 2:21 is the equal of 1:46 and 1:54 (love the way he stiffens up, savours it then falls bullet riddled into his kameraden at the foot of the stairs - but he's not done yet mate!). The Sarge is full on pout here (love it) but that klaxon was grating on me too so brownie points are given here for silencing that bugger lol. Love the recoil on that GI's face as he drills Kojak (lol) and again, brownie points are doled out here for getting rid of that particular annoyance. It's a brutal piece of killing from the Dynamic Duo at 3:38 but I love the expression on that Goon officer's face as he takes his load supremely well, whilst his mate makes a beeline for the barrels (must be a drinker mate!). Love that twitching on the deck from the first as he fights to the end, a hero mate. Yeah, that self-satisfied smugness at 3:51 is soon to be dispelled lol. That was brilliant mate! For me my top kills are funraum Heinrich and the trio exiting the chateau only to get a chest and bellyful of Don's load (not sure why numbers 2 and 3 didn't take a different exit though!) but a nod defo goes to the chauffeur and Slacko's cuz for his moan at the death. You've done me proud here again J and there's plenty more to come! You make these uploads complete mate and I can' thank you enough!

[@foreverblueclassics]

@@johnhenni2808 There really is no need for that.

[@ObserverAtMidnight]

I'm here mate! 0:44 It is the sentry's duty to alert the enemy, but this sentry cannot complete the task of guarding. 01:34 This is a stunning scene, the soldier would never have imagined he would be attacked by the enemy like this. All in all, the disguised enemy is too cunning.

[@foreverblueclassics]

Thanks mate! Yes, but this sentry is not as he seems! And 01:34, poor guy, but he had to go!!!! I guess that is war!

[@johnhenni2808]

The best scene in this movie is when Donald Sutherland's characters kicks off !

[@foreverblueclassics]

😁

[@AndreNitroX]

I always became sad when I saw him die

[@thesixshooter6506]

Ouch! That's gonna hurt as much as a bullet!

[@donhosmer8159]

Only to show up again as Oddball

[@vaclavtrpalek9631]

2:32 I sometimes want to do this with a school bell.

[@foreverblueclassics]

😁

[@thesixshooter6506]

I actually did once. Didn't end well... I recommend ear plugs.

[@KongchanokPraprutthiphong]

Mg 42 is real bad dreams

[@KongchanokPraprutthiphong]

I love it

[@foreverblueclassics]

Stuff of nightmares for the enemy!

[@foreverblueclassics]

@@KongchanokPraprutthiphong Me too!

[@SSSoldat]

Wow I also uploaded a clip of this film. What a deadly night for our troops! Hans began our revenge at 2:01 but he'll never get a medal! 2:21 I was stuffed with hot lead to join your body pile(It hurts!!!!!!)

[@foreverblueclassics]

It's a great movie and one that is so influential on so many others that followed! I was out for revenge for my fallen kamerad at 1:55 but that bastard cut me down Klaus, and down I went with said kamerad, soon to be followed by another. These bastards are nothing more than dogs, they are not honourable soldiers!!!!

[@rikaweimann6063]

Buona serata foreverblueclassics :) Un video molto bello come sempre con azione e eroismo✨🔝 Grazie e complimenti 💯❤ Telly Savalas e Charles Bronson sono i miei attori preferiti😍 Mi è dispiaciuto che Savalas sia stato ucciso , ma il nemico è stato ucciso💥😄!!!

[@foreverblueclassics]

Grazie, come sempre sei molto gentile con me 😍! Telly Savalas è morto in questo film, ma ovviamente è tornato in molti dei film successivi: non puoi tenere giù un brav'uomo 💥! Sono felice che ti sia piaciuto e presto ce ne saranno altri 💜🍷!

[@rikaweimann6063]

@@foreverblueclassics Vi auguro amico mio un buon Venerdì sera e un buon fine settimana con salute ❤🍷 Sto aspettando il prossimo bel video per divertirmi 💥😎🍺🍺

[@foreverblueclassics]

@@rikaweimann6063 Auguro anche a te un weekend fantastico e salutare 😍! Il prossimo video non sarà troppo lontano 🥂!

[@FullCourseRacingDK]

One of my favorite movies. I will definitely buy it, if it comes out on 4K one day.

[@foreverblueclassics]

Yes, it's a terrific movie I agree. This is from a Blue-ray version but I know you can view it on Amazon Prime on 4k.

[@thesixshooter6506]

​@@foreverblueclassicsI have it on blu-ray.

[@edwinbaez3656]

EVERYTHING WAS GOING AS PLANNED UNTIL TELLY SAVALAS BEW IT.

[@foreverblueclassics]

😁

[@commandingjudgedredd1841]

A lot of cartoon style references in the cellar. A sign for a convenient ammunition storage area and a sign that reads "Smoking forbidden". What could possibly happen in what's considered a shelter for safety. Hmmm. Find out in... (*dramatic voice*) The Dirty Dozen!!

[@foreverblueclassics]

Ha ha, great build up to the next instalment!

[@tanktank3874]

I haven't seen the movie for a very long time I think that we had to wait a while for the slaughter to get started lol 😂

[@foreverblueclassics]

Yes, it really only gets to the slaughter in the last 30 minutes, then it really takes off!

[@gsx750biker]

The sexy black soldier mows down his own rang

[@foreverblueclassics]

He did indeed!

[@tjs597]

Lee Marvin hated this movie...i'll never know why....

[@foreverblueclassics]

Me neither.

[@QURAN-IS-MY-TORCH]

If Germans were as silly as in movies they could not take an inch of enemy lands

[@lilsix9218]

Truth

[@lilsix9218]

Silly in this movie but the truth is german Wehrmacht was well-trained.

[@QURAN-IS-MY-TORCH]

@@lilsix9218 of course

[@thesixshooter6506]

Good stuff. My favorite part was when the soldier... I don't recall the actors name... shot and disabled that annoying alarm. Lol. Great movie, although I've always felt some of the guys getting shot needed work on their bullet-hit reactions and death poses. Might just be me, but many looked unnatural and awkward. Wasn't Lee Marvin in a movie called The Big Red One? Or was it The Thin Red Line? He always gave a subdued, believable performance.

[@foreverblueclassics]

I'm always up for a re-shoot (literally!) for this one! Lee Marvin was indeed in 'The Big Red One'.

[@thesixshooter6506]

​@@foreverblueclassicsThanks... been a while since I watched that one. I remember the scene where he and his men were assembling a pipe-line (or whatever it's called) on the beach to blow up the German's position. And sacrificing men to do it. I think they each had to take a number and, when it was called by Marvin, you were next in line! Your number was up... maybe in more ways than one. Awesome scene! I gotta find that one in my collection and check it out. He may have called MY number by now.

[@MeryToste]

Amazing Movie..Amazing Cast..Very Beautiful Song..The Bramble Bush Sung By Unforgettable Brilliant TRINI LOPEZ(Pedro Jimenez)🎸👏👏👏👏👏👏🙏

[@foreverblueclassics]

Yes, it's a fantastic movie I agree.

[@colbyjames7205]

If I was going to remake The Dirty Dozen into a Disney 2d Cartoon Movie it would mean they would have to alternate the universe do it like the novel. It would mean the phycopath Maggott would not kill the women and the women would fall for him his character would change his ways from a religious maniac into a good redeemed guy it would mean along with the girl he found we cannot kill her off in the Disney version as it would offend Children with a murderous scenes. It would partially follow novel and Seth K. Sawyer will be changed to Kendall B. Sawyer like the novel. In the final fight at the chatau his friend and companion doesn't make it Roscoe Lever is killed. Kendall would survive in the Disney film. Lots of it would have to be like the novel but made in a very friendly manner.

[@foreverblueclassics]

A Disney version of 'The Dirty Dozen' would be a thing to see!

[@colbyjames7205]

@@foreverblueclassics anyways some Disney Cartoon 2D films will be remakes on War Films like The Young Warriors 1967 because that could fit perfectly as one specially I would go for Hackermeyer not Hacker in the Novel. Also for Disney they would be some other war films I have on planning some are to be about World War 1 a few one will be towards the end of the war and in the trenches. Sergeant Stanton protecting a young boy named Raphael who lost his family from the Germans. And one of their own General Balcairn doesn't care about his troops commits a friendly fire act that kills half the troops leaving fewer British and Germans to ally to defeat Balcairn and overpower him during a muitny. Stanton and Balcairn die getting both killed after he protects the young Raphael from being killed Stanton dies in his arms. Title for this will be, 'Our Heroes Never Fade!'. I can also tell you about the characters. The British which is the next article.

[@colbyjames7205]

@@foreverblueclassics Our Heroes Never Fade is a story about when the young Raphael runs away from a German Army that killed his family in front of his eyes he runs for days hits the trenches in the middle of a battleground. He unfortunately is caught in the midst of the Battle of Saint-Mihiel he is caught when Tanks try to come through offensive and The 89th Infantry Division and The 178th Infantry Brigade led by General Thomas Balcairn try to cut through the offensive with the Germans led by Generaloberst Henirich Achtheroff of the 31st Division. Balcairn wants to breakthrough the offense and win the war. Fortunately Sergeant Jeffery Stanton of the 89th saves Raphael's live nearly killed by a Artillery Shell. While in the trenches Raphael and Stanton formed a relationship with his friend Captain Aurdelles Hogan one of his CO's to Major Wallace Keith the leader of the 178th. Among the unit consists of Private Noah Crosley age 33 a ex Carpenter Before the War Broke Out, Private Xavier Wilfred ex School Boy aged 17 as the war broke out never graduated at the highest degree and Private Archie Muldoon age 41 whom is a ex Baptist before the war broke out and wanted to serve as the units Father Priest but never happened and was forced to serve the front lines. Meanwhile on the enemy side is Hauptmann Christain Auerbach and his men on the 31st side, Fieldwebel Eichel, and ex School Boys Soldat Laatsch, Soldat Raddatz, Soldat Seckel, Soldat Bentz, Soldat Hocker, which plays a bit of All Quiet on the Western Front Montage. During the battles almost all the 178th and 31st are killed in gunfights but when Balcairn betrayes his allies he sends the wrong coordinates and it kills almost all his allies in a friendly fire barrage and it also kills half the Germans in the process. Keith is also killed in the attack. With only Stanton. Hogan. Crosley. Wilfred. Muldoon. And few 178th Infantry Brigade members including Private First Class Eli Zanzabeth. Private Lincoln. And Private Clyde. Whom are the only survivors left of the 178th and only 31st Division including Auerbach. Eichel. Laatsch. Raddatz. Seckel. Bentz and Hocker are only ones alive who side with the group. While they go to rescue Raphael who was captured for ransom In an muinty on the Command Post the incident costs the lives of the American Lincoln. And German Raddatz the ex troublemaker of the group who gives his life for Hocker whom was wounded. Afterwards in the final battle as Sergeant Stanton is shot mortally wounded by Balcairn after holding Raphael as hostage whom shoved out the way the two are killed in a Mexican standoff but Stanton dies of his wounds in Raphael's arms and the rest of the heroes who survived with grief murmur the loss of Stanton. Lincoln. And Raddatz of the Mutiny and honour the 31st Divison and the 178th Infantry Brigade including Major Keith whom they call heroes for stopping not only Balcairn but for his treacherous behaviors before he can kill more Infantry regiments they also learn from command one of his second in commands Colonel Herbert relealised the General was suffering mental breakdowns and seen too much bloodshed on the field for too long. Hogan offers Auerbach the possibility of wanting to stay which he feels he and his Germans should even though they can stay as his prisoners he declares he has had enough killing the enemy now sees Hogan as friends and he sees Raphael is important to them but after hearing radio the Germans declared a cease fire and the war is over Auerbach and his surviving Germans and Hogan and his American reconciled and they end up being their true allies after the war was over. Hocker and Muldoon become friends after the war. And Raphael gets adopted by Hogan and raised.

[@colbyjames7205]

@@foreverblueclassics as for other Disney films won't only be ww1 but mostly ww2. Korean War. Suez Canel. Mercenaries including Congo Crisis one which I'm working on with a train. One the Bush War based off a concept of The Ingorious Bastards. And also Vietnam War I mentioned long ago some of course as well as modern warfare they will also be Russian Afghan War one. But you might ask will they be any on Surbian War well Foreverblueclassics sorry to say this I'm going to have to say 'No?' Why won't I do any on Surbian War well here is the question. The Surbian War is about Muslim and Surbians fighting and the song Remove Kebab if I did about the band members doing of a proper gander will only encourage young members to commit murder on Muslims like what happend in 2019 in my Hometown at the mosque which it is believed that Australian listened to that could have been why he shot 50 in the mosque. We also don't want that happening so I have to protect Disney's rights if the director saw this I could get fired for featuring an anti-Muslim story and thus Surbian War is not allowed so it is definitely a no go. I could but not worth the risk. And yes I will do Faulklands War and the 3 day war between Eygpt and Israel. And then probably Gulf War. Modern Warfare

[@foreverblueclassics]

@@colbyjames7205 All good ideas but yes, best to keep out of Islamic influenced subjects!

[@goontroopz9047]

Soz mate - I've tried to reply on the thread but it keeps getting 'wasted'. Not a fkn clue why.

[@goontroopz9047]

Brilliant mate!! There was so much top-notch Goon activity I'd clean forgotten about here. I thought the veteran Checkpoint Goon looked familiar lol. I used to watch 'Allo' back in the day - not for the 'big b**bies' of course lol, but for the fit 'extra' army of Goon troopz and NCO's stiffening up at the rear etc (and occasionally getting tw**ted/KO'd). Our man here was the Goon Colonel I think? I love how vocal slacko gets fmugged of - and the '2 slugs' Staff Car Sergeant is another fkn cracker you've given me a solid reminder of ("That exit from the passenger side door is classic, a**e over jackies and he's a dead 'un before he hits the turf" - very nice mate). Bronson 'n' Marvin (and Oddball) look the business gone rogue, and their clinical tactics make such a solid watch; I thought your 'offing Goonz like swatting vermin' line elsewhere was spot on mate. I fkn love your trade's entrance trooper treble too - esp 2:21's stiff legged take of the Yank Sarge's Greasy discharge (good to hear that top Goon makes a [brief lol] comeback) and Don 'n' his stalker (ace to see him kitted, booted, 'n' tooled-up on the prowl) take their loads like troopers too. Yeah - cheers for turning off the alarm and for snuffing Tel (I'll see ya in 'Deadly' next - unfortunately lol) in recoil-zoned style. The 3:38 officer's 'shot' face is superb ain't it and what is the deal with barrels 'n' Goonz lol.I defo posted a variant of this on Thurs fella - not sure why this one got 'cancelled' but I've had a rewrite and part redacted so hopefully it sticks. It's most definitely worth the effort though fella coz I fkn love everything you do!! See ya for Round #2!!

[@foreverblueclassics]

I can't explain it either!!!! It's crazy mate! I've tried posting on your behalf and it just won't go 😡

[@foreverblueclassics]

I've even tried to tag it on here and they still won't take it mate! I can only think there's a word they don't like but for the life of me I can't see what their problem is! Anyway, thank you for taking the time and effort J. I'm just so sorry they are not letting it show ☹☹

[@goontroopz9047]

@@foreverblueclassics No probs mate you are DEFO worth the effort. I'd hate you to think I'd ignored you or summat - at least you know that ain't the case.

[@foreverblueclassics]

@@goontroopz9047 I know you wouldn't J, it's effin' KZbin again and their crazy rules (explain them to me please, somebody!!!). Thanks again bud!

[@freedom88573]

فیلم کلاسیک و قشنگ❤️❤️

[@foreverblueclassics]

😍

[@CarlosThan-wv4pk]

1:14he was scared ?

[@foreverblueclassics]

I would think so as he was about to be shot!

[@CarlosThan-wv4pk]

@@foreverblueclassics poor

[@johnhenni2808]

W horrible movie.

[@johnhenni2808]

The ugly viciousness of this so-called "film" is revokting

[@johnhenni2808]

it is revolting the dumping all over a type a nationality, an ethnicity, shallow and stereotypes though it is, is just sick.