Fox News Tries To Pass Off Anti-Vax Segments As Being About Freedom

If the only way to defeat this virus is to get everyone vaccinated, then the anti-vax propaganda on Fox News is not helping. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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[@laalaa99stl]

Woo! Dr Fauci was chanelling a Black woman with _that_ head shake! ✋🏿😂

[@Chas-OTE]

I made it to the moment you're talking about and I couldn't agree more 😆

[@lmichelle80sbaby]

😂😂😂 I think he's "had enough of this foolishness!" to quote my grandma

[@TheJECNova]

😄😆😂🤣

[@conniestone6251]

Go Fauci!!! How many of us have waited for a lifetime to see someone tell Rand Paul, “you don’t know what you’re talking about!!”

[@arthurlinderman9384]

Lol

[@faithlesshound5621]

For the past year, whenever Dr Rand Paul has been grandstanding about covid-19, it has been apparent to me that he knows just enough about it to get everything wrong.

[@alredhornbeam6598]

Two masks after vaccination. Mmmmmhmmmm tell me again a good reason to believe any thing slime ball says ? People simply dont understand that his position is at the top of a very slippery pole . You dont get to the top of that pole without all the typical dirty politician moves . Nope all anyone can say is " DR Goood , Orange man badddd CNN told me so " bunch of damn lemmings

[@theunknowncommenter725]

Fauci is a FAKE!!!

[@conniestone6251]

@@theunknowncommenter725 that’s extra Rich, coming from someone with your no-doubt highly educated credentials “mr/ms Unknown “. 🙀

[@0Yasi]

Jean Baptist’s look is fantastic ! ❤️

[@adamclark1258]

“You paid for all this” thanks for rubbing that in.

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

Amazon warehouse employee: Space? I haven't been outside in eight months

[@glitchgatsby4290]

They make far more money off web services

[@glitchgatsby4290]

@Randomly swatching I wasn't the one complaining about Amazon. I don't have much of a problem with them the way other people do. Just was pointing out that their store isn't their primary source of revenue.

[@trutymeproductions5478]

@Denis Ashby imagine if a company with the income like this would pay their employees VERY well and give them excellent benefits.... maybe they would make even more money because of their reputation 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️....I know I'd support....

[@ItRemindMeOfHome]

Bezos: "I want to thank every Amazon employee and customer, because you paid for this." I'll start setting up the guillotine.

[@brett4932]

That's incredibly fucked up. You're, in writing, expressing your interest to murder someone that has made the world a better place.

[@peNdantry]

@@brett4932 That's incredibly fucked up. You're, in writing, expressing your delusional belief that rising wealth inequality somehow makes the world a better place.

[@brett4932]

@@peNdantry how is me not wanting to publicly murder people fucked up? And who said I wouldn’t like to have the ultra wealthy contribute more than they already do? You’re delusional if you think public murder is okay. Frankly if you do, you’re part of the problem.

[@peNdantry]

@@brett4932 You have a serious reading comprehension problem. Get help.

[@laalki80]

No-one deserves to have a billion dollars. No-one. No matter what you do. The fact that people have hundreds they couldn't spend in a lifetime is just obscene. It's off someone who needs to eat to someone who didn't even notice.

[@brett4932]

Yeah - cause creating a world changing company that you most definitely use multiple times a year (if not more frequently) doesn't deserve any credit. And spoiler alert, Amazon actually DOES pay taxes. All sorts of taxes. Employment taxes, FICA, Social security (employer portion), all of its employees pay income tax on their earnings, property taxes, state and local taxes. It doesn't pay "income tax" because it invests its profits back into the business - because that's how growing a business works. If you have no income to tax, you can't tax it. If you were taxed on money that was reinvested into your business you would have negative cash flow and your growth would disappear. You'd be unable to sustain your business, unable to employ people and unable to keep your company. If you're on a PC writing that comment, I'd imagine you're also conveniently forgetting Bill Gates is the REASON you're able to do so. Not to mention he's one of the largest philanthropists in the world. As is Bezos. How do you people not understand the basic math of taxes or economics, yet continue to drone on about how terrible capitalism is from your iPhone while a literal decamillionaire, if not more (Colbert), pretends to be on your side? It's fascinating. The lack of understanding of your own irony is truly incredible when it comes to complaining about capitalism and "billionaires" whilst simultaneously enjoying the benefits of everything most of them have introduced into the world that has improved your own lives.

[@CoMtLion]

And look how he is choosing to spend that money. On a useless joyride to space that caused more pollution than most people could generate in a life time. As if having a mega yacht wasn't bad enough.

[@laalki80]

@@CoMtLion Yes. Let's try to make this a thing: No-one deserves a billion dollars. Maybe 3 guys will see this. xD

[@JeffreyGillespie]

"Man who let the invisible hand of the market cut his hair" that's JUST 👌

[@dumpygoodness4086]

but don't most humans actually LIKE Rand Paul's hair? FEW of us like the guys with all the grease SLICKED BACK. (We all liked Colbert better with MESSY hair, no?) FEW of us like the BANKER hair or the HEDGE FUND hair or the MARINE haircuts. I think it's just a CHEAP source of jokes for the lazy colbert and others. (NOTE: I am no Rand Paul fan. I'm a bernie lover, and I love that Bernie pulls off a combover when no one else can!)

[@JeffreyGillespie]

@Zach WE all DO it

[@dumpygoodness4086]

@Zach US LIBERALS: "You cavemen cons ARE ILLITERATE" YOU CONS: "I do NOT UNDERSTAND THE THINGS YOU TYPE or logic of it!" WE AGREE TO AGREE, Rudy, er, "Zach". #NEXTloserPLEASE

[@renatocorvaro6924]

I don't mind Bezos going to space on a rocket. I mind him coming back.

[@rajeshwaripsl]

😂

[@donzezo]

And you will find a job for all those Amazon employees ?! People gone really mad !!

[@elizabeth3124]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKK0fYqYe8iZbs0

[@renatocorvaro6924]

@@donzezo Oh yeah, I forgot that if you remove the one guy at the top who functionally contributes nothing and leeches off the work of everyone else, the whole company collapses! Wait, no, it doesn't work that way, because that's as stupid as thinking that billionaires actually contribute. Seriously dude, c'mon.

[@rajeshwaripsl]

@@renatocorvaro6924 haha, you are right. who thinks the company will collpse and amazon employees will lose jobs if Bezos doesn't return from space is the one gone mad. bonkers!

[@kaitokanzaki5407]

Looks like Rand Paul received an Fauci Ouchie! LMAO!

[@rakelodakel]

He must KNOW that "thanking" his slaves for paying for this trip is an insult. Absolutely disgusting. And yet people defend these billionaires, and the system which allows the rich to steal from the poor.

[@allyestrada4438]

Jeff Bezos is so gross!

[@ItsHockeyTime420]

@Suman Karamched he doesn't pay his taxes. Would care less about his bank account if he contributed his fair share.

[@beth8775]

@Suman Karamched I don't buy anything from him anymore.

[@peNdantry]

@@beth8775 Good for you. I've been boycotting amazon for years, I'll always buy elsewhere if I can, no matter the extra cost or trouble.

[@grandpaobvious]

Under capitalism, corporations write their own rules, my friend.

[@avisrobinson452]

I really love how he's showing off his staff!!! I love it!!! 💘💗🥰

[@SyzygyNoon]

Dante the cameraman looks exactly like a combination of George Clooney, Jon Hamm, and Joaquin Phoenix.😍

[@makearunat]

Love the Fauci sass, they need more of that from him

[@shesaknitter]

They sure are selective when it comes to "freedoms" that they want to protect. What about a woman's freedom when it comes to choices about her own body?

[@dfuher968]

Yeah, theyre literally using the slogan "my body, my choice" about the vaccines. And theyre still too dim to see the blazing hypocrisy.

[@hithere748]

Out of liberals and conservatives, liberals are by far more hypocritical.

[@Nightowl7982]

I think both parties are the problem in equal measure and the fact that people continue to play the right vs left wing bs is why we will always be divided as a country

[@deannasmith4443]

@@hithere748 in what possible way?

[@AlbertaGeek]

@@Nightowl7982 I think people saying anything along the lines of "both parties are the same" must have had their head up their ass for the last five years and possibly the last five decades.

[@justadad6677]

"it's their choice" - he would be the worst at a Suicide Prevention center.

[@castortroy1853]

But if someone commits suicide, it is their choice. Should we make it illegal to attempt suicide? If they survive the attempt, they get 10 years in prison?

[@Maw_man]

Yeah let's remove the human right to decide ones own medical decisions. Let's get the fat labor camps going since obesity is a major health crisis.

[@jpdemer5]

It's their choice . . . to risk killing their family and friends, and any strangers unlucky enough to get too close. Morons!

[@justadad6677]

@@castortroy1853 No, of course we shouldn't. But suicide is not contagious. Unless you in a cult or suffering from mass hysteria. These people already decide, they don't want to travel, because doing that, requires you get vaccinated. Strikes me as stupid and sad, that you willing to give up travelling, all because you don't know anything about vaccination history, and the horrors of diseases they already have helped prevent. What they need, is help.

[@justadad6677]

@@Maw_man being fat is not contagious. Why you being so stupid now?

[@jojoba11]

Wow, Dante the cameraman is actually more handsome than Clooney.

[@donutemptycircle8717]

@SAM WALKER Colbert is getting too big for his boots when he can employ Clooney as his cameraman.

[@MmeIncroyable]

@SAM WALKER messing up grammar in a comment on a Colbert video is something up with which I shall not put 😉.

[@willslingwood]

Stopppp he is gorgeous! 🤩

[@tonymiller6847]

Opinions are like 'blank', everyone has one.

[@lyndsaybrown8471]

Makes me wish I had waited to get the shot.

[@zesty9815]

3:00 _“I also want to thank every Amazon employee and every Amazon customer because you guys paid for all of this.”_ Gee, Bezos, _rub it in our faces,_ why don't you?

[@sevenprovinces]

Burning through them like fuel.

[@Sanfranshelley]

"Senator Paul, You Do Not Know What You're Talking About!!!" I want that T-shirt!

[@zarakikon6352]

And you can easily insert other names too. Like most of the Faux News Propaganda speakers, Chump or most of his family members. And pretty much every Republican Senator in Washington or the Red states. So plenty of choice for everyone.

[@kiriuxeosa8716]

Damn you see the swerve motion on fauci head while he wqs telling him off

[@stvbw]

Is the US of A still full of idiots like Colbert? Amy Cole dying of turbo cancer after the clot shot.

[@emiliemanes5392]

I wouldn’t be surprised if a bunch of Amazon workers quit after that “you paid for this” statement. Damn, that was hard to hear. So out of touch.

[@deejin25]

If he doesn't thank and acknowledge them, he's bad, if he does he's bad. If he gives to charity you don't acknowledge it, he creates a new industry, he's bad. If he let other people take the risk for the manned flight, he's bad, if he takes the risk by going himself, he's bad. Who's out of touch?

[@HighGameTheory]

Amazon consumers… you pay for there wages with your 1 dollar overnight free shipping… lol they were slave labor… consumers are the issues

[@jackfirmin5814]

@@deejin25 I would not complain if he would pay taxes, and give his workers a fair share of his profits. a decent salary, benefits, and enought damn time for a bathroom visit should be the bare minimum though. And well he is the richest (probably, I dont know) man on the plant so if his ex wife is donating way way more then he does, we can complain about that too! greedy fucker he is. And well frankly people should not be as rich as he is, especially through exploitation of others...so yea he is out of touch indeed.

[@johnnytimestamp8224]

Here come the robots to replace them, more pay maybe, but less jobs.

[@rodneysmart9774]

I bought my boss a new mustang but I can't afford to see a dentist and had to pull my own tooth.

[@seanfitz81]

“man who let the invisible hand cut his hair” is a goddamn genius joke

[@stephanieadams3747]

Try to quote the whole thing..."Invisible hand of the market..."

[@FranciscoTChavez]

Isn't "Not Helping" the very definition of Fox News.

[@Chipotleadvisory]

When Bezos said “He wants to thank all the Amazon customers and employees for paying for this.” Everyone there should have said “Oh fuck you.” and walked out.

[@LollieVox]

I agree! Ugg

[@carolmiller5713]

It's like he wanted to remind "the little people" how he's spending their money.

[@EPlace11]

If you walk out you’re shipped back within 2 hours.

[@spudserobrien80]

And yet everyone who booed will still buy crap off Amazon.

[@jdt3594]

@@carolmiller5713 it’s not their money, it’s his money. The moment the decided to use on Amazon it became his money. Most of the people complaining will still probably buy something on Amazon this week or at the very least have an Amazon prime subscription. If you’re funnelling money into Amazon you have no reason to complain. How about instead of complaining and hating on Bezos, you vote with your dollar. If enough people did that, these billionaires would keep themselves in check a lot more. Why would they care what they do and say if at the end of the day they still get your money? I don’t Amazon as a company and I don’t shop on Amazon or have an Amazon prime subscription and I never will, meanwhile people with Amazon Prime subscriptions are complaining about how unethical Amazon are. I saw a post on Reddit that had a comment which got thousands of likes. The comment was about how the commenter knew someone that used to manufacture and sell a very popular item on Amazon, I can’t remember what the item was. Anyway this person was getting so many sales for this item that Amazon took notice and got their own team to recreate that item and once they did, they banned the original seller of the item from selling on Amazon and started creating the item in very large quantities and selling it themselves on Amazon. So they essentially stole his product idea and booted him off Amazon. The comments to that comment was full of angry people upset at how immoral Amazon are and how evil they were to do what they did. I just thought to myself, I bet a good chunk of the people commenting about how bad Amazon are for doing what they did still have an Amazon subscription and wouldn’t cancel it and they probably shop on Amazon a lot too for that 1 day or even same day delivery. They know damn well that Amazon exploit workers massively to be able to offer the 1 day or same day delivery but they don’t care enough to cancel their subscription. They just want their item and they want right now. They’ll comment on videos highlighting the exploitation of the workers to say how awful it is, but they’ll keep finding that exploitation and making the higher ups at Amazon (especially Bezos) richer and richer

[@bobcharlie2337]

Holy Shit!! This one is good.

[@keithspainjr7669]

I'm vaccinated.., and yet I will still continue to wear my mask. Especially in Public areas where I'm surrounded by strangers in close quarters. Forever. Being a guy who can appreciate cleanliness, ( a burden of intellect I believe ), over my 40 years of life being unfortunately forced to use Public restrooms from time to time. The number of people who don't even rinse let alone wash their hands is disturbing. To include stores where you acquire merchandise, ( or in layman's description ), stores where you know they are going to touch many items most likely with a high probability of putting some back, let alone one of those push carts.

[@LividImp]

Next week I expect Amazon employees will be receiving an empty Gatorade bottle with a label that reads "My boss went to space and all I got was this lousy piss bottle".

[@mollypike9887]

Too generous for Bezos

[@janetbrannan]

Best comment!

[@TheRogueWolf]

Completely unrealistic. The employees will have to make their OWN labels.

[@m.rodrigolemus6224]

Dr. Fauci to Rand Paul: "If anybody is lying here, Senator, it is you"... DAMN... Nice to see Dr. Fauci kicking Republican A. $$.🤣👍🇺🇲

[@kathleenb.9917]

Biden has told them all to take the gloves off!!! Yayyyyy!!!!!!! Keep up the good work!

[@arthurlinderman9384]

People are really buying this?

[@scoobydoo4108]

Yet fauci does admit to having a lab in china. Why china? BECAUSE THERES NO REGULATIONS! HELLOOOOOOOOO WAKE UP

[@RIVALContentJammerz]

You're a joker. kzbin.info/www/bejne/lXynemanr92Xp8k

[@m.rodrigolemus6224]

@@scoobydoo4108 : Thought MAGA Trump Supporters like No Regulations?🤔

[@ShawnsterVideos]

Forest fires, heat domes, cities flooded, half the continent covered in pollution haze... and he's taking a joy ride to space.

[@chantellenutes5435]

His selfishness knows no bounds

[@chantellenutes5435]

@RealityStrikes2021 his business activities lead to environmental pollution, not to mention his burning of fossil fuels for a joy ride into outer space. I’ve collected injured and badly burnt koalas and kangaroos and got them to wildlife careers after massive bushfires destroyed the eucalyptus forests very near to where I live. I have helped clean up after two floods with my own hands, help people evacuate, worked with a team to clear beaches of rubbish and taken fishing line off from around the neck of a green sea turtle.I do the grunt work, he spares some pocket change which he will make back next week. What have you done?

[@chantellenutes5435]

@RealityStrikes2021 tell me are you not suggesting that launching rockets into space has a net zero impact on the atmosphere/environment. That would embarrassing for you.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

He needs a Dad to yell at him: you are not going into space to look for a new planet! You still have the old one!

[@chantellenutes5435]

@RealityStrikes2021 you’re responsible for your own words

[@renatocorvaro6924]

There needs to be laws against spreading this kind of fatal misinformation.

[@NewMessage]

That's one small step for a man... one giant leap for Amazon Prime.

[@oracleofdelphi4533]

I'm sure he saw at most 4.7 stars.

[@joanfrellburg4901]

Bezos should have stuck with his Amazon. Now he's just being a dick.

[@romanstravels6390]

Aahhhhh I see what u did there!!!

[@Mondfischli]

@@joanfrellburg4901 ..a big, rocket propelled one 😆

[@ladydeerheart1]

That's one step for a small man that took advantage of mankind.

[@h2lo704]

Yes, every Amazon employees and customers paid for his trip to space, while his employees have to survive on food stamp.

[@christianfath2653]

Was that a freudian slip or a##holery at a new level?

[@Justusson]

@@LETSTALKENTERTAINMENT Minimal wage aside - they did have a 90% turnover each month of personal during the pandemic. That’s not healthy,..

[@fckmaga]

@@LETSTALKENTERTAINMENT it should BE minimum wage

[@tiberiussempronious6252]

I really hope he still has Evie on once in a while. They really are great together and I love watching them...

[@rdelrosso2001]

She was on the first Show after Quarantine, to discuss how they worked together at home.

[@KyrieChii]

I miss hearing her giggling in the background. 😊

[@RobertMadden]

They are freakin CLUELESS and SHAMELESS on FOX.

[@jujujuliannimal]

Not gonna lie: i want that dinner with the George Clooney look-a-like cameraman

[@MsChrisep]

Me too

[@rolando819]

I know, right?!? Damn!

[@carolbliss2611]

Me too!!!

[@drogon2339]

Me to!!! He’s sexy💞

[@maryhannah5686]

Me too!

[@lilyilyily323]

“Man who let the invisible hand of the market cut his hair” is the best burn I’ve ever heard lmao

[@Uncertaintycat]

Dante the cameraman ain't half bad lookin and seems like a nice fella!

[@BoostmobileCom-kh9vi]

Colbert has his audience again! Congrats, Stephen!!!! We all love you!! I've thought you were the funniest and most brilliant comedian ever since the daily show and Strangers With Candy. THAT was when I realized how amazing you are.

[@cherylashley8658]

Boost mobile finally someone else knows about "strangers with candy" hilarious

[@stvbw]

Idiots

[@thelogician9879]

"He went into space and somehow became EXTRA divorced." You literally made me laugh out loud uncontrollably for twenty seconds with that one! Whoever wrote that joke, they deserve a raise and a credit.

Dr. Fauci, "Rand Paul, You do not know what you are talking about." Understatement of the era!

[@shawnnewell4541]

So glad someone said it to his face and it's on record. Not just in newspapers and TV news but for all time in The Congressional Record.

[@fatfreddyscat5767]

That was Schadenfreudelicious

[@RJM56]

@George Morenstein it's amazing how that is written in English, spelt correctly and grammatically correct and is still meaningless.

[@archaicsentinel]

Just a heads up, Rand Paul is a "licensed" ophthalmologist... As in he made his own board and licensed himself. And then let his own license expires because he's the textbook definition of incompetent.

[@TheNzFox]

@@RJM56 I think it must be one of those deep fake accounts, auto generating text based on algorithms its been fed.

[@elroythegreat1590]

Here for the brilliant insight of Stephen Colbert 😉

[@mikebastoni4490]

Dam I died laughing with this segment 😂

[@allisonr9607]

Why are we just now hearing about Dante? 👀 Homeboy belongs on the other side of the camera 😏

[@cindylacy]

Lol he’s a cutie!

[@B_Bodziak]

A chance at a date with Dante would get me in the pharmacy for my vaccine!

[@rudeboyspodcast]

I been on a lot of sets and can confirm, there's a lot of handsome camera operators for some reason.

[@laurastevenson9703]

I got a surprise when I saw him, he does look like Clooney, but very handsome on his own looks. He can inject me anytime.

[@heatherbauer7083]

Right!?

[@matthewturcotte5079]

This makes me grateful that most of us in Canada can’t get FOX News.

[@martysparacino6682]

Lucky you!

[@martysparacino6682]

The only time I watch Fox is when my Buffalo bills are playing!

[@bettyjoy326]

😁🇨🇦👍🏿

[@hayleyferguson3346]

@@timothycrash Haha good try. You can't insult Canadians while we're laughing at you down there:)

[@hayleyferguson3346]

As a fellow Canadian, it's like watching a bizarre train wreck. Makes no sense!

[@indytherottweiler9002]

I couldnt believe this is what his rocket looked like. I was dying laughing when I seen it

[@ToniHunterOne]

It's about damn time! Thank you Dr. Tony Fauci!!!!

[@Leslie58]

Damn I already had my shots, but can Dante still take me out?

[@ascent8487]

That hottie was unexpected surprise.

[@lilyilyily323]

I came to the comments to make sure I wasn’t alone 😍

[@josetheseeker]

Thank you I was looking for someone else to mention him

[@rebeccaramsey1274]

Can I get vaccinated again to try to win cameraman Dante? 😂

[@thinginground5179]

@@rebeccaramsey1274 you can get a booster shot

[@7rob27]

Let’s hope Space did change Bezos. For the sake of every Amazon employee.

[@zarakikon6352]

I'm not holding my breath tbh.

[@sinstarussunniva6890]

He doesn't run it anymore

[@mhurgle]

Only for the worse, as rich people are rich for a reason and it is not for being altruistic.

[@paulipaz]

Judging from his comments afterwards, it didn’t.

[@bradleybrown8399]

That arsenio hall interview was a classic. I learned so much from it.

[@debbiehorn8263]

Steven you always make me smile . Thank You !

[@jamesturner2126]

A 10 minute space flight and wearing a cowboy hat, is like riding a mechanical bull 2 seconds and getting knocked out.

[@vjr5261]

Disneyland ride

[@bullpuppy7455]

@@vjr5261 Nah! The horse at K-Mart....

[@cultureal9544]

What's that cartoon, Buzz Lightyear and that cowboy ... in Toy Story?

[@markmac2206]

maybe he got it from one of those prize machines in front of the store. it was like those dinosaurs you add water and they grow.

[@wiscogirl81]

The Doctor Evil looking 🍆 head flew to space, wearing a stupid looking cowboy hat, in a giant penis rocket... What a tool

[@AnexoRialto]

Too bad it's not illegal to lie IN Congress, not just TO Congress.

[@zarakikon6352]

A lot of Republicans would be in deep 💩 if that was the case.

[@aquasky1138]

It’s not a lie if you’re dumb enough to believe it.

[@michaeljustice4244]

People don’t have a problem taking a vaccine to cure a pandemic. What people have a problem with is a doctor who lied about the origins goes on to tell you anything you have to do when clearly he’s full of shit. If fauci had your best interest at heart he would have done 2+2 and said shut down travel to and from China because the research he funded is most likely the origin from the start but he said nothing until he was found out

[@dirkdisselpuff7938]

@@michaeljustice4244 fauci wa an expert at the time, he was in no way in charge of closing down anything. Politics prevented any fast reaction towards the pandemic, maybe you rember the Person responsible for that ? The origin of this Pandemic is of zero interest for the people threatened by it, it would have been interesting for the researchers but gladly the latter got a vaccine ready non the less. That you actually have the oddacity to find fault with the one person screaming his head of when this entire Clusterf.... began is beyond surreal, instead of going after the people that intentionally stopped any intervention in the first place you blabber about possibly the only person that showed at least a responsibility about informing the public and the admin he's was hired to advise. That comment of yours makes very little sense. Be well.

[@mikegamerguy4776]

@@michaeljustice4244 He didn't lie. You just choose to listen to liars. There are multiple fact checks about this from good sources that cite their sources and rand paul is the liar. He's cleverly conflating subjects to provide simple answers to a question that takes more than a minute to answer, which he refuses to let Fauci do. Interrupting is the tool of a liar. It's common on talk radio to shut down callers who start making a point that the host doesn't want to be heard. He just screams gain of function and mixes issues up about before Fauci can even start a second sentence. If that seems like honest questioning to you, then I've got some bridges and fresh swamp land to sell you.

[@pbc662]

Did not go into space... 🤦 just went really high people

[@Hammerton32]

Dante, the cameraman, is cute! sign me up for the vaccine.

[@Thayet91]

Do we need a cricket for luck to win that dinner?

[@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121]

They really need to start turning off microphones when the senators' allotted time runs out

[@Lilo-A]

Agree completely.

[@ashleighjaimaosborne3966]

Agree

[@couragekarnga8735]

Amen to that!

[@mcsassysoniaalways805]

Omg amen…I was thinking that exact same thing.

[@markmac2206]

no way. trap doors are the answer, and sharks with frickin lasers on their heads.

[@biggtrux]

Bezos; "To baldly go where others have gone before!"

[@phoenixrisn9697]

😂😂

[@razorburn645]

Then brag about it.

[@Mondfischli]

.. ROFLMAO 🤣..🤧..😅

[@humane143imperfection6]

😆

[@sparkofcuriousity]

That was good 👍😆

[@kelliethornton7986]

Flawless delivery of the taco Tuesday joke 😂

[@carolwilson5546]

Oh, my!! Dr. Fauci just killed iT with the 'Turkey neck' come back & sLap 🤭😂😭😭😭!!!!! I'm still ROTFF!!!!

[@shotjohnny]

"Kentucky Senator and man who let the invisible hand of the free market cut his hair, Rand Paul" ... damn, that's funny!

[@thursdays_child5914]

Also the time of death joke was gold.

[@edwinwise6751]

Actually I think Tom sellick cuts and styles rands doooooo

[@robertaclark6079]

Calling Rand Paul a doctor is like calling a rat turd gold.

[@elenachristian9860]

Not the only thing it cut.

[@cathywethington5913]

Rand Paul hand carried a message from traitor 45 to pootin. I'd still like to know what it was, but I guess we'll never find out

[@cabooedens4164]

Dang that clip with Rand Paul and Dr. Fauci was a literally r/murderedbywords. I love it.

[@dont-want-no-wrench]

about time fauci slapped the fool

[@MrManerd]

"it's 2am where else are you gonna go",,, I'm not gonna lie, that slogan is so good Taco Bell should adopt it.

[@nayR5]

"We have the right to deny the government the ability to do its one job, to protect its citizens!"

[@OP-1000]

“Their choice”. Wow , where did their pro-life standpoint go?

[@zarakikon6352]

They only claim to be like that when the situation calls for it.

[@emilyfeagin2673]

Actually they are pro forced birth. Once the child gets here it doesn’t deserve food, housing or medical care

[@theblade9024]

If you cliff dive and you splat yourself a lot of rescue people are impacted. If you do not get vaccinated and get COVID a lot of healthcare workers are impacted. You do not live in a vacuum although you may belong in one.

[@theblade9024]

@Sam Iam that's because he wanted his hookers birthing his bastard children

[@CloudsGirl7]

Pro-"life" is only a propaganda term to cover up their true stance; anti-woman, as George Carlin put it (as would anyone else with critical thinking skills). Though given their obsession with forcing their selfish desires upon women - to the most selfish degree - and their leniency toward those who assault us sexually, more and more I feel that it's more apt to call them pro-rape.

[@SageVallant]

So what you're saying is that Fox News is Pro-Choice about vaccines and what you do with your own body is your own business?

[@kathleenb.9917]

No, it's their viewers business.

[@rhondah1587]

Only when they think it will “own the libs.” Also they aren’t pro life, they are anti choice for any childbearing age woman purely for political reasons and manufactured the “cause” to appeal to the religious bigots who they knew knows nothing about biology or their “holy” book. It is a con for the gullible to get them to vote Republican against their own best interests.

[@SageVallant]

@@rhondah1587 that's the joke, yeah. They're not even pro life, because they won't vote to raise taxes to feed the kids, improve their education, or raise their quality of life. They literally only care until the kids is born.

[@CloudsGirl7]

...unless you're a woman. 😠

[@johan.ohgren]

@@CloudsGirl7 or pregnant.. or both..🙄

[@l.s.s.8-8-16]

Omg! The look-alike reward was hysterical!

[@ktax1813]

DaYum. Every employee and customer paid for his space trip?. WOW!!! Did Fauci use the black woman's head shake.

[@AlinaProbably]

if you think about it, if anything went wrong with the bezos launch & the rocket got distroyed, amelia earhart's goggles, a one of a kind historical artefact, would also get distroyed. so bringing them on the flight is not a display of respect for historic heritage but of the lack thereof, it's just an irresponsible dick move

[@elenachristian9860]

Gasp! Bezos made an irresponsible dick move?! Surprised Pikachu 😮

[@paulipaz]

Right. Shouldn’t they be somewhere in a museum? Then again, he can buy a museum on a whim. It’s such douchey showiness.

[@Mugdorna]

And holding them in bare hands after taking them out of his jumpsuit pocket. Christ

[@bertoandon9681]

I'm curious, was it recovered from her personal residence? It can't be what she was wearing when she went down could it?

[@hendrickstoops3591]

I mean, not to even remotely defend Bezos, but this isn’t the first time something like this has happened. Fabric from the Wright Flyer was flown aboard Apollo 11, and writings from both Galileo and Da Vinci have flown aboard the Shuttle.

[@chezmoi42]

Oh, be still, my heart! It's official. I'm in love with Tony F.

[@wilbertmartinez4226]

THANK YOU!! YES! THANK YOU!

[@xfer43]

He kills it. Definitely the best host!

[@MGLweareonlyone]

Bezos is like a kid who's maxed out experience levels on a multiplayer server and has all the dope gear and is just being a smugg, that cowboy hat adds +50 to doucheyness.

[@philipberggren1823]

Not to mention how he admitted that modern slavelabor made it all possible.

[@k3nny111]

@@philipberggren1823 I didn't know that people can't quit at Amazon. Oh ... wait, they can? Weird form of 'slavery'.

[@robertaclark6079]

@@k3nny111 nice to not need a job so desperately that you can quit.

[@DragonXflyer]

The sad thing is, they don't care what we think of them. We made these monsters... because their service was cheaper or more convenient, anything to save a buck.

[@k3nny111]

@@robertaclark6079 Most people need a job. And you get the best job you can get, no? Nobody is holding anyone at gunpoint to work there. If Amazon warehouse is the best place you _can_ work at, then you should be grateful it's an option, because clearly all alternatives are worse, otherwise you'd work at one of the alternatives. If you think you can do better, you quit. Do you know who can't do that? Slaves.

[@Herowebcomics]

"I want to thank every Amazon customer and employee because you payed for this!" Aww! Thanks,dude! Now let your workers have breaks that don't envolve fainting!

[@carynmartin6053]

And bladder infections, and constipation, and dehydration...

[@meretefrederiksen4482]

And a union, pension,sick days and a life they can pay for with the wages they earn,you "cheap"narcissist prick.

[@johnbacon4414]

One of the funniest monologue I ever seen!

[@raybin6873]

"FoxNews - we report...you just died" Ha ha ha! You're total gold Colbert! 😆

[@BdR76]

The shape of the rocket is the least obscene part about this billionaire space race..

[@greent16]

This is 100% real

[@larrygarland3728]

True! But have you noticed that the "half smile arrow looking thing" on all Amazon boxes resembles a phallic? Subliminal? You tell me.

[@salishseas]

@@larrygarland3728 I always wondered why they had that as their stupid logo. Now it makes sense.

[@larrygarland3728]

@@salishseas I know, right? Maybe it's my 5th grader humor, but that's the first thing I thought when I saw it.

[@rumpvirus7393]

Form swallows function.

[@carolynmcmickle9742]

“So he went into space and became Extra Divorced!” 😂

[@rumpvirus7393]

Changes a man sure... ... but if you come back from space listening to Garth Brooks is it really worth it ?

[@JRead0691]

What would have really been a change is if he grew a heart after his trip...

[@rasiris79]

Thank you!!!!! Ugh...I feel the same 110% !!!!!

[@theemporersnewclothes]

It's just a ballistic pissing contest!

[@romanstravels6390]

Lol at one point it was a race against countries, now it’s a race of Billionaires

[@designerpoodles936]

it is!

[@couragekarnga8735]

Which I'm sure his employees can appreciate.

[@telectronix1368]

Rich men realizing their fate (i.e. death) and trying to find ways to stave off their existential angst by doing 'big things'.

[@luuketaylor]

Meanwhile his employees are doing that into bottles on the factory floor.

[@jdax21]

"You do not know what you are talking about" is a good rule of thumb for every member of the GOP on every topic.

[@JamieLaval_official]

I'm so glad Stephen is back to the studio setting. He remains on top of the pack of Late Night hosts!

[@MishelMAK]

Invisible hand joke got me!

[@rancisgamer]

MAJOR EYE POKE!! To the employees 😳...

[@akadeborah3235]

I can't with the Taco commercial. My stomach hurts from laughing.

[@skygraber2496]

What a Pillow Biter!!

[@bluemerlin271]

Its about time Fauci just stick it to them and put them in their place! 🤣😂

[@Seymourian]

Rand Paul: non-practicing eye doctor. Anthony Fauci: immunologist and world's leading expert on infectious diseases. Yeah, I'll take Fauci's word on what diseases are over Paul's.

[@oracleofdelphi4533]

Rand Paul: a politician. Nuff said.

[@J.5.M.]

💯

[@summertyme5748]

I choose the ‘doctor’ who got his dumb @ZZ infected. - 🤡 Trump Supporter.

[@Sol_00007]

Don't forget that "Dr." Paul only got his license because his daddy paid for his med school and bought his degree for him, and then created his own diploma mill so he wouldn't have to go in front of pesky things like certification boards to keep his license.

[@fatfreddyscat5767]

Remember the typical MAGAt would consult a Gynecologist for male pattern baldness.

[@BlackEpyon]

"Senator, you do not know what you are talking about!" While it's refreshing to hear somebody actually say that, it's not like actual, you know, KNOWLEDGE, was ever a prerequisite to being elected to office to waste the taxpayer's dime.

[@BlackEpyon]

@Tej Faux News and Dimbart don't count.

[@SimonBurditt]

Love the opener - Watching this from an actual ship at sea lol

[@Jorge-oh5in]

😂😂 I died with Donte the Camara guy.

[@TBONESIDEOFLIFE]

Wow! The fauc had an ouch for rand! A truth variant, WHO knew?

[@msomusic39]

Sad how the richest people on earth are competing to go to space when they could fix alot of the problems we're dealing with here on earth

[@fatfreddyscat5767]

Nice priorities eh?

[@dlairth]

Wouldn't it be nice if they bought out Fox news and just shut it down?

[@ladydeerheart1]

They ARE the problems we have here on earth.

[@emilyfeagin2673]

No glory in fixing problems, unfortunately

[@donrobertson4940]

Oh come on. They made s lot of your problems. You want them to fix them too? That's nuts. Next you'll want them to pay tax. Commie.

[@HayderAbdulridha]

“The rocket has to be pointy, Pointy is scary, round is not scary” -admiral General Aladdin.

[@kuwinsitall]

General Aladeen: You seem educated. Zoey: Yes, I went to Amherst. General Aladeen: I love it when women go to school. It's like seeing a monkey on roller skates. It means nothing to them, but it's so adorable for us.

[@cannibalbananas]

As someone who likes Taco Bell and used to work there, those new menu items got me 😂😂😂 Love the quadruple layered taco w/ napkins 😂😂😂

[@Dream0Asylum]

Somebody at Taco Bell's marketing firm is just kicking themselves for not coming up with "Take it up a nacho" before this aired.

[@Subreon]

oh well. guess they'll just have to make like their customers and blow it out their ass. (taco bell is my fav lol. i love them)

[@elizabeth3124]

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[@sandraforbes2479]

Senator Rand Paul Mr. Covid19 himself, that was the most awesome slap down of a mealy mouthed politician that I ever saw in my life. 💥. 💥

[@MsColl90]

Not really. I suggest you watch the full clip, not something edited by MSM. It doesn’t look like Fauci won that round at all. Do you think for yourself at all? Or do you just cheer whoever the DNC and MSM tells you to cheer. You may not like Rand Paul, but someone one needed to call out Fauci and his lies about what was going on in Wuhan lab. If you think Colbert is an honest source of information about anything, watch Jon Stewart’s recent guest appearance. How Colbert squirmed when his erstwhile friend told some truths.

[@sandraforbes2479]

@@MsColl90 I watched Jon Stewart and I know that science is not perfect. I've been around for a bit and I go along with the old cliche that action speaks louder then words. I remember when George W Bush administration started the mushroom cloud bit. I also remember when unpowerful government and military officials came out if the woodwork anonymously saying that war wasn't necessary. Little guys without power trying to avert messes do that. I remember it from my USN days. One great American, Dwight D Eisenhower, who hated war, started an highway infrastructure program that prospered everyone. The environment has been getting trashed for years and the Republicans refused to clean it up gradually over the years. Republicans trying to help anyone other then the corporations contributing to toxic air, land, and water thats a pipedream. I remember when GOP went to war on single mothers. My son used to watch some mealy mouthed politician knocking single hardworking mothers. I felt that one first hand when I couldn't afford sending him to school in unpatched jeans and he get bullied about the patches. I didn't beg I just went to work everyday while my mother watched over my boy. Thank God and bless her heart. I felt that one also. Save your 🐂💩 for someone who hasn't felt the hard backhand of a party that doesn't care. Ask old senior mothers who worked on minimum wages how they're rolling in the big bucks because minimum wages paid them fortunes. Thank God for Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Tell me how much you admire GOP loving politicians who raided social security to fund their twenty year wars. THANK YOU. Republicans nowadays are definitely too busy trying to keep power and stay rich because as usual they don't give a damn about the living. The dead are much more easier to handle.

[@acspirit6842]

Ignorance is bliss. Some follow the flock. Others prefer to walk their own paths. I commend them.

[@lisagulick4144]

OMG, Fauci's head-shake when he says that...!

[@snigdha09]

I need to hear Mrs Evie's laugh too in the audience. Please mic her ❤️

[@zoeherriot]

This is the problem - when you give people the freedom to make bad choices they will. Which wouldn't be such an issue if it didn't effect all of us around them.

[@rebekahogle9021]

@@oracleofdelphi4533 Seriously? That's worse than a styrofoam coffee cup saying, "Warning! Contents are hot"!

[@JT-xj1pg]

Yep that's why people smoke weed smh

[@moonshoes11]

You oppose freedom?

[@northernwildshewolf1729]

True dat! Now they’re attempting to back peddle like tucker Carlson on Fox. Way toooo little tooo late. Donny rump could have done it for his fallowers anytime however we know what he cares about and it is not any human or animal but himself

[@yawningpheonix]

@@moonshoes11 Your question implies freedom is beyond reproach, and even if it is killing us, questioning it is offensive. I'm all for freedom, or any idea you might have, until it starts working against the common good, and while that can be nebulous, a pandemic makes priorities clearer than usual.

[@richstarx]

Ooommmggg!! Now THATS a 'Faucci owchie'

[@user-fk1nh2mi6f]

Now that's news!!!