"The ability to consciously hold our poop makes us superior to animals" - Frank Yang
@cassiebishop74169 жыл бұрын
can that PLEASE be my senior quote
@dylanschmidt15359 жыл бұрын
+Overkill Animals can hold their poop. Haven't you ever heard of crate training?
@laurenscoopmans27248 жыл бұрын
+Brad Wick The "trained" aspect is critical here. A dog will only hold its poop when it is trained to do so. This means a human being learned the dog to hold its poop and so a part of the human consciousness is copied into the dog's consciousness.
@SGToverkillCOD8 жыл бұрын
Dylan Schmidt Haven't you ever heard of quotes not being constructed by the poster but by the creator of the quote (yes, that guy behind the -, whose video you have been watching).
@NapoleonDynamite696 жыл бұрын
Sounds like some freud to me
@lamerthenlife12 жыл бұрын
good luck with your e-coli goals of 2012
@TheChrisp4411 жыл бұрын
i often wonder how the study of your stool can help you to analyze how efficient your stomach is working and how efficient your body is at breaking down to 100 percent waste or if you are defecating nutrients as a result of over eating?
@artramirez136210 жыл бұрын
funny shit
@MustanGT200312 жыл бұрын
do you ever prolapse from pooping too hard?
@frankyang12 жыл бұрын
I love my mental issues. Thanks for the compliment.
@isukye10 жыл бұрын
I'm in the werid part of KZbin agian.
@RaizenEx110 жыл бұрын
whats fucked up, this isn't even the weird part of youtube
@gustiyanmahardika25609 жыл бұрын
OverLordFreshGains can you show me where the weird part of youtube is? just a peek.
@DeltaDrifter220110 жыл бұрын
I watched this while I was pooping on my phone....
@DeltaDrifter220110 жыл бұрын
I wasn't pooping on my phone I meant was that I was pooping while watching this on my phone. Yea....
@TheKingOfGreatness9 жыл бұрын
LMFAO XD
@vasilimelnyk9037 жыл бұрын
I'm pooping right now.
@xDrikenx6 жыл бұрын
I'll try this next time
@integralyogin10 жыл бұрын
Inspirational
@TheKingOfGreatness9 жыл бұрын
lol why not just eat while you're shitting on the toilet so you'll be able to fit in more calories? XD
@intp97229 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest truest shit I ever fuckin seen lmao
@gustiyanmahardika25609 жыл бұрын
The poop gets decapitated while peeking into the world. ROFL btw how can you tell it's the head part that's peeking?
@midguy42655 жыл бұрын
How babies come out
@EverTruu7 жыл бұрын
fucking legend omg
@You686889 жыл бұрын
Don´t be stupid Frank you can poop and eat at the same time
@dreams2memories11 жыл бұрын
This is very deep Frank. I am emotionally moved by your poop
@verifymyageful10 жыл бұрын
I don't know what kind of videos you make. But I had to sub. This is glorious
@frankyang12 жыл бұрын
You know why I can gain muscles while most people complain about their genetics and being "hard gainers"? Because I eat and don't give a fuck about getting fat. I can lose fat faster than you can shit in your pants.
@frankyang12 жыл бұрын
Why do u think that;s deep? YOu remind me of my ex, who thought my dick was big when in fact she's never seen a BBC.
@frankyang12 жыл бұрын
wow look at my videos now and u will know that u are scienficially and philosophically wrong
@SyFyBry10 жыл бұрын
Fired it out shot gun style!!! He ran there like a fire drill.
@augustvonmacksen25262 жыл бұрын
Came back just to remember.
@NotSureIfSrs_x11 жыл бұрын
You know you're famous when 57000 people watch a video about you taking a shit.
@frankyang12 жыл бұрын
Really?
@frankyang12 жыл бұрын
Good.
@telekinovice9 жыл бұрын
it's pretty easy to do this after the bbc
@RandomDrumNoob10 жыл бұрын
Not my proudest fap...
@free_credit_report96969 жыл бұрын
Not a lot of things can make me laugh anymore, I almost died when I watched this video though XD
@FeydTheRonin12 жыл бұрын
"Holding my poop makes me feel human" You could pretty much go after a Liberal Arts PhD with that statement alone.
@alexluong445410 жыл бұрын
UNPRIVATED YES
@cassiebishop74169 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD. This guy has me dying. You're awesome, Frank Yang XD XD XD XD XD XD
@cassiebishop74169 жыл бұрын
How many times has this guy said poop in this video.... X'D
@uevnskales9 жыл бұрын
I find consciously holding in my poop gives it more time to solidify therefore us poopholders need less time in cleaning up afterwards
@Guywithcrazyideas12 жыл бұрын
I do this too, but to the extent where I can barely walk.
@julienraffaud51107 жыл бұрын
he didn't wash his hands >:-(((
@WolfgangDoW12 жыл бұрын
If you ate a lot more meat/fat and less carby stuff you'd produce a lot less waste (protein and fats are absorbed completely, carbs only partially though, and fibre not at all, the left over carbs and all the fibre increase the amount of waste you'll produce), and also get bigger muscle gains on less calories.
@SymmetricalSquares12 жыл бұрын
The second time I saw you it was on your bualking video. You had a lot of muscle mass and I thought you were lean even though you were bulking. But wow you are getting fat. And you are the greatest troll I have ever witnessed or you are just incredibly eccentric. Frank ever want to friendzone someone ? Just show them this video.
@and0rod12 жыл бұрын
Frank Yang is not only New York's premier dining venue, enviable stock portfolio, and Rio Grande of the peut-être pas, but more famously suitable for the exclusive facilities that will be constructed in his crevices and pockmarks. Crime be with you.
@zyzzrestinpeace12 жыл бұрын
I think the tears you feel are tears of pleasure, since your poop is rubbing up against your intestines and your rectum is an erogenous zone, as well as being next to your prostate. The more you hold your poop the better.
@FrankyTheWop12 жыл бұрын
Hey man I just discovered your channel and i wanna say i like your videos. you should make a a short film and try to get it into some film festivals. check out that movie putney swope you would like it. keep it up
@WesleyMAdams12 жыл бұрын
You should take a picture of the poop, and give a link to it in the description box.
@5k4k1dhtp12 жыл бұрын
So, do you actually eat 8000 calories a day then? I thought that was a joke. I have a hard time telling when you're serious, even harder than a BBC.
@WangstaWhiteboy12 жыл бұрын
I took Frank's advice and gave this "Dynamic Effort Pooping" a try. I now have a massive hemorrhoid growing on my butthole from squeezing too hard.
@tenjho10112 жыл бұрын
holy shit i am drinking my pre w/o redbull and i srsly have to poop now lol frank, do u find redbull/stims stimulate your digestion faster ?
@해피먼2 жыл бұрын
2:02 🚽 💩
@zabby12345678912 жыл бұрын
I'm a big fan.. but you SERIOUSLY have mental issues frank. I don't know if it's a act or not but something is wrong with you
@h3rr0isitm312 жыл бұрын
I don't think he is fat at all, you can see the definition on his arms pretty well even though he's wearing a fucking shirt.
@lameristotel12 жыл бұрын
lol did you notice the trollface after he said didnt even washed my hands hahahhh it was just a single frame of it.
@ncartoon53285 жыл бұрын
2:00
@BraedenRockliffe12 жыл бұрын
Ok internet nerds, calm the fudge down. . . it's okay. . .there there. . . Gaining some chub is a healthy part of bulking. . .
@120perfecthalf11 жыл бұрын
frank if u had a shot at ruling the world or a country ( usa and china for ex.) what would u do?
@Jericho415112 жыл бұрын
Because I'm hypocrite? Wtf learn to write a sentence before you even think of commenting on here.
@TehCacti12 жыл бұрын
Frank, where did you get your banana Bruce Lee t-shirt from?
@lalalamooone11 жыл бұрын
when u eat that much there shouldn't be effort for poop to come out. shit should be leaking out
@nicknelly110 жыл бұрын
haahahahah almost 75,000 views for THIS Frank Yang?!??!! hahahahaha ur fuckin crazy! xD
@Mustamaggara12 жыл бұрын
in some fucked up way you managed to make nearly pooping your pants sound like some deep zen philosophy
@RedgraveKennedy12 жыл бұрын
Um what did i say about trying to defend yourself? Thats a bad boy no more treats for you!
@runswimplayball10 жыл бұрын
I am never shaking your hand. that's nasty! you didnt even wash your hands!
@kiddaedalus12 жыл бұрын
The ability to hold our poop is basically the only thing that separates us from animals.
@RHINOSAUR11 жыл бұрын
Frank, you are a sick genius! However, GET BACK IN THERE AND WASH YOUR HANDS!
@frankyang12 жыл бұрын
Sweet
@frankyang12 жыл бұрын
Great.
@daudl50116 жыл бұрын
I always watch this video when i poop
@MrDanChandler11 жыл бұрын
Not sure if he's playing me or not. Well. There's only one way to find out....
@Simon-sr3cn12 жыл бұрын
you got fat, thats what happens when you consume a stupid amount of calories
@solidflow8611 жыл бұрын
just be careful not to end up getting married with your own crap LOL
@HalfPinoyPride11 жыл бұрын
I watch this video everytime i gotta shit like seriously right now
@Mycatinn10 жыл бұрын
What do you do when you get a belly ache
@kalossimitar12 жыл бұрын
''didn't even wash my hands!'' totally got me. Never change, Frank.
@cocojumb012 жыл бұрын
i find it difficult to drink my protein shake watching this video
@giaa22224 жыл бұрын
for the past two years, my best friend and I have gone to this video to watch it when we're bored
@SarcasticCupcake2234 жыл бұрын
idk about you but when i hold my poop in i get constipated for like a week. so yeah, i guess not everyone has the ability to accumulate their poop lol
@GokkunGuru12 жыл бұрын
Frank, you got really big, fast. You look menacingly huge man.
@rantanen112 жыл бұрын
i was supposed to study but im not sure how i can continue now
@serratusbrah484111 жыл бұрын
Still doesnt beat Lisa Sellers 33000 kcal diet, shes a beast.
@9000andOver11 жыл бұрын
Its all in your mind, just make it priority and it'll happen!
@Caritoooo12 жыл бұрын
Why did I watch this when I was eating my fucking burrito....
@xBabyflowerx11 жыл бұрын
Did anyone laugh at the beginning of the video? Me neither.
@TheChrisp4411 жыл бұрын
yes i agree you are the best youtoober
@SupernovaCNS12 жыл бұрын
Frank are you constipated? Or do you eat a lot of fibers?
@WhipAssassin9 жыл бұрын
press 6
@tskitz11 жыл бұрын
i thought i was the only one who liked to hold in my poop
@vo5man12 жыл бұрын
he didnt was his hands.....then continued eating!!!!!! :P
@xDrikenx7 жыл бұрын
LOL! did he just recorded himself taking a shit
@americansmark12 жыл бұрын
A conversation about a "poker". Fittit brought me here?
@deathbeast1812 жыл бұрын
FRANK headin back to taiwan in july u d 2 chill dawg????