If Fast Food Restaurants Were People

What if McDonalds, Burger King, Subway, and more fast food restaurants were people?
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[@FrankJames]

Watch "If Starbucks Drinks Were People" next 👉 infj.me/3mLq2em 🧡

[@amyspetpawtraits4184]

That one was really good! 😃👏 Love your videos. ❤

[@quantumfineartsandfossils2152]

no way on it

[@shimerrill967]

States as people

[@quantumfineartsandfossils2152]

@@shimerrill967 great idea :)

[@JadennN882]

What's you favorite restaurant? And do you guys prefer chicken nuggets or burgers?

[@irienerd8178]

LOL popeyes forgetting Chick-Fil-A is from the south too, but it was worth it to see the spontaneous "my pleasures" coming out of Chick-Fil-A's mouth as they argue!

[@McpeRedstoneNoob]

Y does that happen tho?

[@thepawn08]

As someone who works at Chick-fil-A, I almost died laughing at all the "my pleasure"s. 🤣

[@McpeRedstoneNoob]

I've never been at a chick-fil-a lol

[@angel_cat]

It's like a tic. Does Chick-fil-A have tourette's? But the good kind.

[@irienerd8178]

@@thepawn08 It was so funny for sure lol

[@raebell]

"A baby that gives you food poisoning." 😂 The way popeyes talks is hilarious, along with Burger King's royal demeanor(all in his name). But the stab at Macdonalds icecream machine will always resonate. And the end when all the resturants started saying their slogans.🤣 I can keep going on.

[@Pinkywinkykinky]

And how Chick-fila was (homophobic) Christian

[@terri2494]

@@Pinkywinkykinky He wasn’t at all homophobic.

[@Miluielle]

I live in a rural town on the other side of the world and our Macca's never has a working icecream machine - I didn't realise it was such a universal thing. Lol.

[@raebell]

@@Miluielle 😂

[@strawberrymilk607]

​@@terri2494 No, their comment is referring to Chick fil A's donations to Christian charities that oppose gay marriage and people who are LGBT.

[@LoveHandle4890]

Can we just appreciate how James never runs out of creative ideas?

[@RyanNerdyGamer]

Yes. Yes, we can. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@gregariagirl]

It probably helps that everyone writes their requests in the comments. ;)

[@benlechner6352]

His name is frank

[@RyanNerdyGamer]

@@benlechner6352 He’s a James who’s rather _frank_ in his comedic style… 🎭

[@ClubENTP]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@emcash7042]

The Pizza Hut and Arby’s showing up and everyone being startled is hilarious 😂

[@terri2494]

They were tired of hanging out by the side of the road. 🤣

[@XSemperIdem5]

My local Arby's closed. My curly fries supplier. 😂

[@terri2494]

@@XSemperIdem5 Bummer! I used to love Arby’s . Then I moved to a city that didn’t have one and for decades now none of the cities where I’ve lived has had one. 🥲

[@Broomer52]

I miss when Pizza Hut had actual restaurants. The only one I’ve ever found is in my home town and that place is probably never going out of business. Small town services is the most reliable source of income. Related note: A Pizza Buffet is a criminally under utilized idea. Only Pizza Hut and Cici’s had that as a selling point and one is known for their restaurants being shut down and Cici’s is just extinct.

[@jcoolguy1548]

I wish he added Domino's so him and Pizza Hutt would start beefing

[@ClubENTP]

"You Need Some South in Your Mouth," will be my new pick up line. Thank You, FJ.

[@tarawillis5450]

lol 😂 Yes!

[@Carol_65]

🤣

[@Chigger]

Oh, ENTP. How very your type that line is.

[@ClubENTP]

@@Chigger lol, That was all FJ but if I ever decide to date again, I may have o steal that line.

[@Chigger]

@@ClubENTP If you're the flirtatious type, why not?

[@U.M.A.]

*KFC has left the chat*

[@DeyaGaming-minecraft]

Why did they leave the chat anyways plus ofc Kfc is the winner winner fried chicken dinner😂

[@DeyaGaming-minecraft]

Bruh a kfc ad came up even the ads know it😂

[@sullybully]

@@youtubecommentergal4346Domino’s Pizza isn’t worth it

[@Maratha_Confedracy]

@@sullybully 😡 😡 😡 Monroe/west-Monroe have the best Dominoes! Even better than Pizza Hut!😊

[@Faisalthefist]

KFC is bad

[@IndieRockerHippy]

As an Irish person half of these make absolutely no sense to me but it's still hilarious. I have no idea why Chick-Fill-A keeps saying "my pleasure" but I love it 😂

[@lisagd22]

The people who work there don't say "You're welcome," they say "My pleasure." If you ask them for something, they say "My pleasure." Pretty much anything you say to them, they respond "My pleasure."

[@IndieRockerHippy]

@@lisagd22 Ahhh I see. Thanks for the explanation ☺️

[@lisagd22]

@@IndieRockerHippy You're welcome!

[@markwright3161]

@@lisagd22 My pleasure. ...as a random observer of this thread, I'm sorry. :)

[@lisagd22]

@@markwright3161 🤣🤣🤣

[@imagination.junkyard]

"My pleasure!" shooting from his mouth like a tic, like an uncontrollable sneeze, So stinkin funny, these were all incredible

[@AliceRose413]

As a former Chic fil A *my pleasure* manager… it was “my pleasure” to laugh in agreement. 🤣🤣🤣

[@tracyzimmerman7912]

Personally I have always believed in the separation of church and fries...love this

[@carmenaranjita5321]

I was going to comment this 😂 Love how Popeyes is so chill while C is trying to make his point desperately

[@net_lag]

Me at the very beginning: I've never heard of the "shopper", must be a neat place

[@missrobinhoodie]

As a European I‘ve only ever been to McD, Burger King and Subway - and I now desperately want to visit the other guys! 😂

[@Azazel0183]

never EVER visit arbys you will literally die

[@louiskemner3216]

Chipotle is quite good :)

[@PearlPaisley]

Yes and I forgot about pizza hut. Seems they just disappeared where I live. I actually liked their pan pizza.

[@wolfishpotato6978]

As someone who's lived in various parts of Europe as well as the U.S. I can't say I recommend this course of action. The parts of these chains that are in Europe have much higher quality food than those in the U.S. (Except Cane's, which although not mentioned in this video is my personal favorite. Similar food to Chikfila but better, open seven days a week, and each location supports local highschools)

[@fungaljungal]

Panda express orange chicken is 👌♥

[@sjplus36]

Idea: please do 16 personalities as princesses 😃

[@paigekennard2229]

Yes!!! Great idea!!!

[@HannahCoziCorner]

Yesss

[@unionunicorn6776]

Yes please!!! 🙏

[@tribalroselr]

Yes!!

[@posieandrosie]

“You don’t put macaroni on a grill” *respect*

[@WilliamDude7865]

3:18

[@HannahCoziCorner]

Exactly lol😂

[@redrasegarden]

Macaroni grill is still a thing?

[@posieandrosie]

@@redrasegarden maybe but i dont think its right-

[@redrasegarden]

@@posieandrosie I’m just trying to remember the last time I saw one. It’s like Applebees, when was the last time you saw an Applebees?

[@Sly-Moose]

Please do a part 2. There's so many more fast food places, like Wing Stop, Domino's, Jack-in-the-Box, El Pollo Loco, Del Taco, Carl's Jr, Wienerschnitzel, Tommy's (😎), In-N-Out, Papa John's, Little Caesar's, KFC, and White Castle.

[@terri2494]

A&W. Root beer floats . . . Mmmm! 😋

[@MT-ek9te]

Churches Chicken, Jollee Bee, KFJ, Taco Del Mar.....

[@XSemperIdem5]

Oh, yes. I second this request. He must point out that Jack in the Box curly fries are false advertising because if you ever get a curly one, it's a freaking miracle. So much so that Chick-fil-A would show up 🤣

[@fredalynnhecita7285]

And Jollibee

[@Sly-Moose]

@@XSemperIdem5 Eh. I eat them moreso for the taste, not the curls. Tho the curls are fun.

[@randomhomosapien-6009]

the taco bell sound effect literally gets me

[@dieseldragon6756]

As a British person, I've often wondered if that's where you go to pay the 'phone bill? ☎💵😋 (We don't have many Taco Bells here, and we can't talk either. We're probably the only country where you pay for gas in the same places you buy cigarettes... 🚬🔥💥🇬🇧😉)

[@jazzygirl4140]

Lmao.....my friend.....I take it you've never stepped foot in the states 😂 ​@@dieseldragon6756

[@thememe4u]

The "whopper whopper whopper whopper" caught me off guard

[@frostyhannah]

"My pleasure" I don't know why I found it so funny every time Chick-fil-a said that

[@positronwildhawk8690]

Was expecting Taco Bell to have a sombrero, maracas and bushy moustache

[@raddaks2039]

Nah that would imply it's actual Mexican food.

[@positronwildhawk8690]

I think it would just reflect on how America sees its neighbour to the south

[@mikelkhionlucban1039]

DONG

[@AVgeek91]

Arby’s saying “I gotta bunch of meats in my trunk if ya wanna check em out” had me dying.

[@turquoisetranquility]

2:47 for the moment I thought that she cooked him a meal 😲! Nope, reservations 😅

[@amyspetpawtraits4184]

This couldn't have been anymore accurate! 🤣👏👏👏

[@kelseyordaz830]

As a literal Pizza Hut manager, this was freaking hilarious. I can confirm that none of our own employees like our food, nor do they know our slogen. 🤣

[@brittanyorie1273]

Lol, the reoccurring “My pleasure!” I loveeeee Chic Fil’a

[@dieseldragon6756]

The last time I visited the USA I heard they did good chicken and wanted to give it a go, but they were closed when I went... 🐓 (Mind you: The church next door was doing a _roaring_ trade! ✝💰🙃)

[@trinaq]

This was insanely accurate, I'm suddenly not in the mood for fast food!😂 Also, as a former Psychology student, loved the shout out to Pavlov! 🤣

[@Ellis__]

I saw a notification and literally jumped out my socks

[@FrankJames]

wow!

[@Ellis__]

@@FrankJames OMG U ACTUALLY REPLIED 😭😭😭

[@taitano12]

I would have had a similar reaction, but I wasn't wearing socks at the time socks. So I compensated by clicking too hard and breaking my mouse.

[@bones9001]

Lol what was that Burger King song again? Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper... Very catchy! 😆 Great job Mr. Frank James 😁

[@dieseldragon6756]

On this side of the Pond 🇬🇧 it seems like we might not have got the same memo. Over here the signature sandwich - By customer popularity - Appears to be the _Chicken Royale_ ... 🐓🇬🇧😉

[@harrychittenden4457]

You ever thought of doing music genres as people?

[@Chigger]

Ska would constantly play a horn and do the Running Man in the background. Any time Ska would go up to another genre, the other genre would absentmindedly shoo of Ska as if it's a fly.

[@CurtisDouglasCity]

I'm like, oh Popeyes is here, great! Everyone else, go home🤣🤣🤣

[@kenrickbautista6141]

"Everyone's a king at my place!" One of the real reasons why I love Burger King so freakin' much. 🤣

[@XSemperIdem5]

They also have Coke icees.

[@lisagd22]

@@XSemperIdem5 Is *that* machine always broken, too? 🙊👀🤔

[@jollipop09]

where's red robin though?

[@kenrickbautista6141]

@@jollipop09 no clue.

[@redrasegarden]

Your onion rings suck bk!

[@trinaq]

Thanks for finally doing this suggestion, Frank, hopefully you'll do Candy next! 🍬 Cheers for never running out of ideas! 🍭👍

[@Gur7910]

Frank: "My pleasure!"

[@Zelphin]

As a Chick-fil-A worker, this is accurate. *My pleasure*

[@evanallaire2829]

If Insects were People PLEASE

[@CassieAngelica]

KFC will always be my favourite.=) Oh wait, it’s not here.

[@fantasylover4evr371]

You kinda did Chick-Fil-A dirty but it was funny 😁

[@Mark723]

"At least for six days a week..." That personification of Chick-fil-A was spot-on priceless.

[@AndersWatches]

Chick-fil-a deserves worse

[@fantasylover4evr371]

@@AndersWatches And that is your opinion

[@AndersWatches]

@@fantasylover4evr371 and the opinion of anybody with any remotely functional conscience. Funding hate groups is revolting.

[@GoldenWolf248]

@@AndersWatches Dude. They fund charities... you know... that help people.

[@hellomemes-yy4rx]

0:54 I WAS DYING

[@affinity266]

OH NO YOU DIDN'T! YOU DIDN'T SING THAT BURGER KING SONG 😂😂 now what's gonna take that tune out of my head 😂😂 Fantastic video 👌

[@eggiesammich]

Did not expect to laugh out loud so many times. The baby joke and "my pleasure"s were perfect 😂

[@affinity266]

I actually love Wendy's square burger and ice cream with that tall spoon 😋

[@jashepoon]

Hey Frank, I'd love to see a collab between you and dear kristin! She's awesome! Cheers

[@dsnunez09]

THIS please!!!

[@gabxel03]

DEW IT !

[@TheQwuilleran]

​@@AdorableOracle ? 16 Personalities as roommates, etc aren't sketches?

[@sphjnx]

​@@AdorableOracle um yeah she does

[@caciaclasen23]

YES! We NEED this!

[@dallincandland]

This was so great! I literally rewatched it right after watching it. Super creative and neat seeing them all talking together. I worked at Pizza Hut as a delivery driver during part of college and absolutely loved it. I think a lot of that came down to my attitude though and I did have fantastic co-workers. We didn't ever say, "No one outpizzas The Hut" haha, even though it was on some of the shirts and things.

[@DeborahJoshua24]

“My pleasure.” HAHAHA!!!

[@robbymounce5764]

He kept saying “My Pleasure” because if YOU say that BEFORE they do, then THEY HAVE to pay for your meal! ❤😂😅😊❤

[@waffleiron_offical143]

“AND MY ICE CREAM ACTUALLY WORKS“ -Wendy’s 0:27

[@Hewylewis]

OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!! You took my request!! Thank you so much!! Now all that's left are "If Pizza Toppings Were People"! LOL

[@jacobcoburn3269]

Me: They have Burger King as a character, but no mention of the infamous Whopper song? 2:35 happens Me: Well played FJ, well played.

[@clarajays]

The "By honoring the Lord's day *turns to the one interrupting* mY pLeAsUrE" was so well played 😂👌🏻

[@noonzc-jp4be]

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS Anyways top tier as always FJ

[@angel_cat]

Pizza Hut where I'm from is a more upscale restaurant. Fancy napkins, waiters waiting for your table, asking if the soup was pleasant, and it usually is. Free bread sticks while waiting too. The best part, no American tipping culture because the servers are paid a living wage, and are actually very proud of their job titles. Like, you can't say a waiter at Pizza Hut gets paid the same as a cashier at the local McDonald's. Although anywhere, servers are paid hourly. People still tip but it's not like America.

[@AmaraJordanMusic]

“…You don’t put macaroni on a grill.” That’s the most My Husband thing I’ve ever heard. It’s like he’d be in the background, just watching the exchange, formulating opinions, losing interest and thinking about some tangent, and then snapping back in like two minutes later with his belated somewhat random opinion. Brilliant.

[@holleighlordel1575]

Funnn-eeee! 😂 and people’s comments are hilarious too! I miss Macaroni Grill, none near me anymore. Thanks for another good chuckle FJ! ❤

[@faolan2174]

Yeah, I used to love Macaroni Grill, and their food was pretty good too. Last time I went, they'd clearly gone through hard times, because the quality was really poor, and they had a drive-thru/to-go area. Made me really sad. 😞

[@sketchyskies8531]

Honestly Wendy’s is so good

[@shimerrill967]

It really is

[@TheWaterlily2012]

Ha ha, but Popeyes has the BEST biscuits. I have walked into a Pizza Hut willingly many times, but there really hasn't been much choice. This isn't NYC or anything. They DO have a garlic alfredo parm sauce they can put on pizza. Have a great rest of the week Frank! Hi to the family! :)

[@terri2494]

Popeyes has the best mac and cheese ever.

[@XSemperIdem5]

Agree on the biscuits but they left me too grossed out when they made me wait almost an hour for my order and when I got home, I bit into a chicken strip that was still raw in the middle 🤢

[@hisprincessprincess4916]

We need a video about clothing brands interacting with each other xx Ps/Edit: We love your videos!

[@sacrilegiousboi978]

2:41 that frame had me 💀😂

[@Soviet_Cat1729]

Subway is as fresh as me when I wake up on a Sunday ( Very Sluggish )

[@EpicLichenut]

Popeyes: I've always believed in the separation of Church and Fries. Church's Chicken: I've been betrayed by a fellow Southern chicken chain

[@TOASTYDREAMSTER]

Hahaha this was a good one!

[@pearlgirl7826]

I love the “My pleasure” after almost everything that Chick-fil-A says.

[@brosialane]

"Most of them are dead now" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Starestr]

Amazing video as always!

[@misseli1]

The Burger King theme killed me 🤣

[@AJpenguin712]

2:36 got me rolling 🤣

[@neur-o-ase]

Saw this immediately and watched it hilarious like Always 😂

[@lisa_gay]

SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND FRIES! 🤣 YES! I am so happy you went there.

[@Flarethealphawolf]

I loved how the shopper didn't know what to do when the fast foods were arguing 😂

[@blshultz11]

I loved how Chick-fil-A could not say a sentence without “my pleasure” 😂😂😂😂

[@rosaraptor]

You can count on having fun with FJ 🤩 thx man

[@nprnilk]

Five Guys just comes in with sunglasses: You confused buddy?

[@Kawaiikate01]

“My pleasure” being a compulsion is hilarious!

[@BunnyGirl71]

Brilliant and funny on so many levels. Frank, you spoil us with your creative humor.

[@Voteford]

FJ you are so funny. I just found your channel a couple of weeks ago and being an introvert, I enjoy every one of your sketches alone and I like it that way…❤

[@CaptnKrow]

2:11 "Oh pal, I got a bunch of meats in my trunk if you wanna check 'em out" , wow imagine predicting the dead body found in an Arbys, that's some wicked coincidence!

[@funbricks1]

"Broccoli? I-I don't even eat that fresh."

[@TreasureBooPhoenix]

"You can wear a paper crown at my place" I remember when I was littler I used to LOVE getting the paper crowns.

[@JadennN882]

Lol all the roles were funny as what,Thanks for this video!

[@amymiller9339]

Dying over the compulsive “my pleasures”!!😂😂😂

[@linzigold112]

Hilarious!!! CFA “my pleasure” 😂

[@grwm..maddie..11]

i died laughing this whole video!! i can’t with the my pleasure!! baahahahhahah!! great work!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@aletaherrick1334]

2:05 All those lines put together just sounds like a beautiful opening to a superhero film!!!

[@roseszymanski]

"No one out-huts the pizza- no.. that's not the thing I say..." had me rolling

[@cac8793]

Lol love the videos! Thanks, Frank

[@GirlWithTheGreenScarf1]

top tier as always^^^^

[@janefreedland]

This is literally the best thing I've seen all day

[@hepcatliz]

"out hut's the pizza! no, that's not right" 😂😂

[@Tallyhawk9]

Great video! Loved the Huey Luis shout out from Wendy's and "Hip to be Square"!

[@yinyangyt8749]

This was super entertaining

[@laudrella5513]

Hilarious as always! 😂

[@Hewylewis]

Wait, no KFC? Can you even find KCFC in a food court? LOL

[@laurenw.8178]

This is great 😂

[@Loulizabeth]

So amazing to see this take on these. Wonder how this would vary depending on which country you live in. Obviously many countries don't have all of these and focus more on food trucks/stalls. Another idea for maybe a series would maybe something like "Inside Out" but how it would look for each personality type. Has that been done before? Don't remember seeing anything like that.

[@bear2325]

Lmao that Chik Fil A one is so true

[@adamengelhart5159]

@2:19: You know I don't think I've ever seen anyone willingly go into a Pizza Hut before. Sounds like McDonald's never read a bunch of books to get a free personal pan pizza in grade school! :-D

[@user-eb8ft3gr5x]

Chick-fil-a "YOU WANNA SAMICH!?" I died!!!!

[@sarahmitchell4331]

I just found ur channel is something that got me threw the day

[@cathcolwell2197]

Utterly hilarious 😂 and right on

[@MetalMonkeyvr2]

I love these vids

[@jillianwalker22]

This is one of my favorites so far, I was DYING at everything!! I’m so sad for Pizza Hut though, I love Pizza Hut 😅

[@thomashammerheart3915]

This is really smart comedy. I appreciate what you put into it.