Franz Ferdinand - Michael (Official Video)

Franz Ferdinand - "Michael" taken from 'Franz Ferdinand' released 2004 on Domino Record Co.
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[@dominorecordco]

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[@michael6847]

Domino Recording Co. YEET

[@catherineatkinson6519]

Best one of Franz ferdinand

[@cobrakaieditsforlife7571]

😮PRODUCE MY ALBUM PLEEEEAASEEE

[@Iggysluckytonite]

Franz Ferdinand: *writes this song* Historians: They were roommates

[@abhijithnair767]

Oh my god!They were roommates!

[@RogueEagle]

Heard that in Ron Howards voice

[@throbbingfellow1136]

In this case, it’s actually true. FF themselves have said it’s not genuinely gay.

[@JoeBidenOfficial]

kapranos said in an interview that he is straight and he wrote this song to piss off homophobes

[@NoComment-xd9qp]

still pretty gay though. No way around that.

[@CarlaWay]

When I went to their concert I couldn't even sing along, I was too hypnotized by his moves and his voice. Damn sexy man. Kapranos is too sexy for his own good.

[@Bvnditi]

+Carla Fernanda Wait, are they still going?

[@CarlaWay]

+Griff Streather yes they are. I didn't mean I saw them live recently but yes, they still play. Last week they finished their tour with Sparks. Check out FFS on KZbin

[@Bvnditi]

Many thanks.

[@CarlaWay]

+Griff Streather no problemo :D

[@jacquelineiona1996]

I agree.... this man oozes sexiness.... ohhhhh yeah

[@ElaborateTiger]

My name is Michael and I just watched Franz Ferdinand live a couple of days ago and it was so awesome when they played this. I felt like they were playing it to me.

[@user-rj1hz9ky9v]

The same!

[@donnieblanko]

Women like our name. And for some silly reason they like to emphasize the M in MMMMichael😂

[@Eduardo-so9mk]

Wait, you are the boy with the leather hips???

[@Mossynugget]

Thank you Franz Ferdinand, your song helped my friend to express his love for his best friend.

[@dox4928]

hol up.

[@YoDenki]

was his name michael?

[@thelad435]

@@YoDenki lel

[@healingandgrowth-infp4677]

@@YoDenki no but I knew a girl who changed her appearance n was so threatening to beat me whenever I said she…. She renamed herself Michael. I knew a Michael once a real man he was a manipulator n tricked me into a relationship he made it out to be that was just to use me for sex n then-flee. I really feel strong dislike for that name now.

[@YoDenki]

@@healingandgrowth-infp4677 are you okay? :c

[@tastymedleys]

For some reason the line that made me start liking this song was "This is what I am, I am a man...so come and dance with me Michael". I don't know why it made such an impression on me really. Of course it also helped when I understood the lyrics of the chorus... "Beautiful boys on a beautiful dancefloor Michael, you're dancing like a beautiful dance whore!"

[@coflyer2949]

"She worried about you, call your mother" is my favorite line

[@perry6005]

Drake Robichaud where is that in the song?

[@coflyer2949]

1:34-1:39

[@music_addict1585]

Lmao a lot of people won’t get this. 😂😂

[@ayeright7613]

Music _ Addict It’s about Bob Hardy that part

[@SweetGreymalkin]

Somehow I feel like if it was a girl singing to Michael or Alex singing to a lady it wouldn't be as good a song...There's just something fundamentally gay about it, and that's awesome.

[@eatntell]

gayness makes everything better. especially sex.

[@xilitla.]

@@eatntell speak that shit 🗣️

[@yasininn76]

@eatntell lies! deception!

[@kitlermussolini7394]

​@@eatntellshut up

[@michaelortiz5219]

This song makes me feel good about myself

[@andrewcroucher]

haha

[@michaelcavallari.]

Hahaha, about myself too!

[@thebidding.870]

Every man in this music video is beautiful.

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

Makes me wonder how pretty michael is

[@KimmyQueen]

I have to say that it does take balls to make a song like this though

[@Themonkeymartin]

Why would you say?

[@arutzuki2491]

You know the answer

[@Locopueblo]

Who knew? Some people are gay.

[@therun7024]

Eh it’s British so probably would take significantly more balls had he been American

[@perspii2808]

PapaCassetti Why’s that?

[@lewis6180]

I remember hearing this song for the first time as a young teenager, when the record first came out. I was dealing with so much shame and embarrassment at that time. Already people had started calling me the f-slur before I had even come to terms with the idea that that was what I was, and other boys would have these stupid conversations like "Would you rather x, or be gay?" (Obviously they'd always pick the former, no matter how gruesome, even if it meant death.) I fought hard against my desires, but hearing Alex sing about stubble on his sticky lips was like a jolt of lightning that shocked me out of denial. Nothing will ever be as electrifyingly sexy as that moment, when being gay was so taboo and Alex was whispering this delicious filth in my ear through my headphones, as I went to school.

[@lewis6180]

What I'm trying to say is, thank you Franz, for such a pivotal moment in my sexual awakening.

[@skrulgrills]

LOVE THIS COMMENT so fucking real

[@DiabolicalDrEly]

aw this is the wholesome content I occasionally brave the comments section for

[@yasininn76]

Ok yeah this definitely takes the puke cake. Nobody wants to hear about your shitty gay awakening dude

[@bottleofcrackers2087]

i love comments like these. so real

[@Pride317]

Lyrics [Verse 1] This is where I'll be, so heavenly So come and dance with me, Michael So sexy, I'm sexy So come and dance with me, Michael I'm all that you see, you want to see So come and dance with me, Michael [Pre-Chorus] So close now, so close now So come and dance with me So come and dance with me So come and dance with me [Chorus] Michael, you're the boy with all the leather hips Sticky hair, sticky hips, stubble on my sticky lips Michael, you're the only one I'd ever want Only one I'd ever want, only one I'd ever want Beautiful boys on a beautiful dance floor Michael, you're dancing like a beautiful dance-whore Michael waiting on a silver platter now And nothing matters now [Verse 2] This is what I am, I am a man So come and dance with me, Michael So strong now, it's strong now So come and dance with me, Michael I'm all that you see, you want to see So come and dance with me, Michael [Pre-Chorus] So close now, it's close now So come and dance with me So come and dance with me So come and dance with me [Chorus] Michael, you're the boy with all the leather hips Sticky hair, sticky hips, stubble on my sticky lips Michael, you're the only one I'd ever want Only one I'd ever want, only one I'd ever want Beautiful boys on a beautiful dance floor Michael, you're dancing like a beautiful dance-whore Michael waiting on a silver platter now And nothing matters now [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] Michael, you're the only one I'd ever want Only one I'd ever want, only one I'd ever want Michael, you're the only one I'd ever want Only one I'd ever want, only one I'd ever want Beautiful boys on a beautiful dance floor Michael, you're dancing like a beautiful dance-whore Michael waiting on a silver platter now Nothing matters, oh, nothing matters, oh Nothing matters, oh yeah

[@GQseven]

Still so glad they released this song as a single. One of those sexy songs you get stuck in your head.

[@yasininn76]

Where in the fuck is this sexy

[@sandrok1609]

easter egg at 1:33 , that weird voice you hear ... if you play it backwards you will hear "phone your mom she worries about you"

[@MichalGoreckiPL]

It's fuckin' truth :D

[@li5759]

it was bc Bob, the bassist, was homesick and wanted to call his mom the entire time recording the song :-)

[@lucyhurst2534]

@@li5759 I heard it was the opposite. He’d not called home for a while and it had been his 23rd birthday around that time, so it was a joke that his mother had been trying to contact him.

[@sarahl9398]

This was one of my favorite Franz Ferdinand songs for a looong time, ugh, just a brilliant catchy song.

[@clusterhvg]

can't believe alex kapranos invented bisexuality 14 years ago today ugh his mind

[@zeroara]

nathan?

[@flappysmallfish7497]

‘Invented’, I think you mean discovered

[@grandobvious1710]

@@flappysmallfish7497 did He?

[@THEMEISTER004]

I just got whooshed

[@leviathanxyzzy4993]

What an idol 🤩🤩🤩

[@tatum7792]

it sucks i can't fully appreciate this song because my step dad's name is Michael

[@AlexTheCrayChick]

Tatum Lynette i relate my brothers name is michael

[@GArmstrong97]

And my dad

[@rxmiree]

IM DYING

[@waddayabuying5258]

rip

[@garybarnfield1546]

F

[@hinrk800]

this song is so electrifying and beautiful, i feel every vibration of music flow through my body with each verse

[@rosetiger7268]

Living in 2004 this song was, and still is, epic

[@harrietrosejimenez]

When vampire businessmen get too tired of their dreary lives, they get high and systematically sacrifice each other by way of a ritual that involves watching the sacrifice dance and slowly ganging up on him/her. The process reaches its climax when there is no hope of escape left for anyone in the room, leaving pagan forces and reality warping the only solution in the end. During this whole fiasco, a particularly powerful group of vampire businessman leaders watches and provides musical accompaniment.

[@lxjoe96]

That was truly a wild ride from start to finish

[@harrietrosejimenez]

It's been almost 3 years and this is still the best comment I've ever written.

[@derpyliciousmiku]

@@harrietrosejimenez I am still amazed by it

[@MainAvel]

All the dudes named "Michael" be like, "OHMIGOD DIS SONG IS FUR MEEE"

[@javiandrades6776]

I was thinking the same thing

[@archstanton7137]

javi andrades wow , 2 dumbshits for the price of 1

[@archstanton7137]

+Erin McGee your dads called Franz Ferdinand

[@archstanton7137]

+Arch Stanton that is weird, If he was Michael it would be boring

[@michaelhayes1609]

I am a Michael

[@benedictcooper3131]

I can’t believe we don’t have more songs like this about openly sexual male-to-male attraction

[@flozano8]

I agree. It's a shame. This song is actually kind of liberating.

[@skyman6936]

I remember being a kid in 2006 and my buddy was so homophobic that he didn't like it when this song came up in the Playlist on our zune. I'm not gay personally, but this song goes hard.

[@lucifersam7946]

Lil Nas X has been helping, at least.

[@wr0aig]

@@lucifersam7946 lil nas x is great, but he's super recent. i can barely find any songs like this from when franz ferdinand released michael :/

[@till5871]

Yea most of em are boring indie shlock I want something to party to like this

[@demetra1728]

× Michael Franz Ferdinand This is where I'll be So heavenly So come and dance with me Michael So sexy, I'm sexy Come and dance with me Michael I'm all that you see, you want to see Come and dance with me Michael So close now so close now Come and dance with me Come and dance with me So come and dance with me Michael you're the boy with all the leather hips Sticky hair, sticky hips, stubble on my sticky lips Michael you're the only one I'd ever want Beautiful boys on a beautiful dance-floor Michael you're dancing like a beautiful dance-whore Michael waiting on a silver platter now And nothing matters now This is what I am, I am a man Come and dance with me Michael So strong now, it's strong now Come and dance with me Michael I'm all that you'll be, you'll ever see So come and dance with me, Michael So close now. You're close now. Come and dance with me. Come and dance with me. [Repeat: x2] Michael you're the boy with all the leather hips Sticky hair, sticky hips, stubble on my sticky lips Michael you're the only one I'd ever want Beautiful boys on a beautiful dance-floor Michael you're dancing like a beautiful dance-whore Michael waiting on a silver platter now And nothing matters now

[@unscrupulous_shrimp3266]

Thank you!

[@demetra1728]

Jeiji ! 👍🏻👍🏻

[@user-sf3np5vl5t]

I used to listen A LOT to this song when I was 8-9 yo, and I couldn't understand English back then. Now that I can I like it even more 🤣🤣

[@luncheonroll]

This is the best Franz song, the most brilliant original thing they ever did

[@yasininn76]

Not even remotely close but ok buddy

[@hanabiwu]

My favourite part is 0:00 - 3:25

[@tapeworm_loser47]

As a Michael, big fan of this song

[@catherine4176]

Favourite Franz Ferdinand song hands down, even though there's so many good ones to choose from

[@slancer25]

happy i got to see FF live and hear Mr. Kapranos ask Michael to come all over him

[@RobHeathers]

I used to rock the flying snot out to this song when I was 16. The men of Franz Ferdinand may all be straight, but they're all hot. It is so important for people to have role models in every niche!! As a gay teen in Middle of Nowhere Iowa, I wanted to be their Michael. There are no songs in mainstream rock for gay teens to latch onto. I still prefer my rock harder than this (Courtney Love or L7 come to mind), but this song is vital to my life's soundtrack. It let me almost "belong".

[@UpsideDownTeapot]

Totally agree. I just heard this song on Queer Radio :) Love the line "like a beautiful dance whore".

[@Agnethatheredhairkid]

UpsideDownTeapot I misheard the line as 'beautiful dancehall' and wondered what they were on about. Thanks for clarifying.

[@sean3164]

I would add.Nirvana,.Queen and Depeche Mode to that list.

[@li5759]

Alex Kapranos is bisexual just so you know

[@IvanMartinez-tt2yh]

" There are no songs in mainstream rock for gay teens to latch onto." Truer words have never been spoken. Gay people have to adjust to straight people feelings in order to feel that they belong.

[@illu04]

I have to say it was a blessing to stumble upon this song while being head over heels for someone named Michael

[@WillSpencer0417]

A very sensual and irresistible beat! Really gets you moving.

[@Legendrush]

I did many great laps in gran turismo with this song, thanks Franz Ferdinand !!!!!!

[@somemong989]

When you feel kinda uncomfortable around every friend/colleague/acquaintance you know after listening to this. There's a guy I barely know in the office but this pops into my head whenever I see him.

[@ashleyelizabeth2642]

Talk about beautiful. Michael has my heart.

[@hectorlarios8689]

Good to know Mads Mikkelsen brought up such a talented son

[@Blackcain]

lol I just notice the resemblance now you mentioned it

[@Bowiebonolennon1982]

He’s Mads’ kid? Cool!

[@rahima3093]

@@Bowiebonolennon1982 no babe theyre roughly the same atge they jus look similar

[@BrasoBiadonsky]

When I was around 12 and I used to listen this song on Gran Turismo 4, I thought this song was about Micheal Schumacher. Few years later, studying english at High School, I understood that I was completely wrong.

[@rohandharampal]

bro same i was just listening to it in wrc on psp

[@deboramiranda4601]

My favourite song by Franz Ferdinand. Lucky me, saw that twice live

[@EverAppl14]

I never saw the video for this song back when I had this album playing on repeat. Unsurprised to find that it's spectacular.

[@ruthdixon7807]

franz ferdinand brought art-rock back to the mainstream with their eponymous 2004 album, and I am forever grateful.

[@RaccoonSnunkWolf1011]

All of these boys (including the band members) in this video are absolutely gorgeous...

[@alessandragae6877]

Is it just me or Alex Kapranos looks a wee bit like that dude playing Hannibal Lecter (series)?

[@MrMunckey]

Like Mads Mikkelsen? I don't think so :)

[@MissBabalusca]

Hell yeeeees!I think they're very similar ;)

[@henkbus11]

So i'm not the only one who noticed that. I think Alex could be his younger brother. Great show btw. :)

[@mangosherbet7135]

Oh thank god i'm not the only one who thought that. I say it's the bone stucture. The cheek bones, probably.

[@alessandragae6877]

Mango sherbet Alex already knows who Mads Mikkelsen is, finally. When he went to Canda people kept saying they resemble each other. Haha

[@captainoctonion9045]

probably my favorite song from them

[@adrianberriel8445]

10 years ago this video was uploaded, and here I am a, decade after, keeping listening to this sexy song

[@sammullett17]

That rift never gets boring ✌️✌️✌️

[@christianborges17]

El homónimo de Franz Ferdinand, fue el primer cd que compré cuando empecé a trabajar. Aún me recuerda tiempos mejores.

[@remyfromratatouille9519]

Franz: *violently bisexual* Me: *also biolently bisexual* Also me: this song... *sheds single tear* ....just yes.

[@glassofwater281]

I'm just an ally

[@richs8491]

Just watched this song after listening to it many years ago and forgot how F☆☆KING AWESOME this song is 🕺🕺🕺

[@grahamkristensen9301]

Me: "You know, I don't think I've heard any Franz Ferdinand songs other than Take Me Out. I should check out more of their stuff." *clicks this video* Me 3:25 later: "...I like men now."

[@klitlikaswtfzone3220]

this is still catchy AF this many years later... even if i find the lyrics comical more then relatable... BASS being clear in the mix was half the reason the first album stood out to me compared to later on...

[@xnanazombiex]

I came back to relive 2004. ❤🎉

[@Liv-dj1rf]

BEST SONG!!

[@Anoi587]

Daddy Kapranos

[@Amplificator95]

?

[@perfume1997]

Because I am Japanese, at first I didn't know meaning of this lyrics but I was so surprised when I understood meaning

[@aaaaaaaaaaaa_99]

Lol. I'm English but I was surprised about the lyrics as well.

[@vixymix101]

Liking anime and watching it doesn't make you Japanese

[@vixymix101]

@RedSnow 1 it's not a dog, and I don't believe I'm a dog

[@LunaMinuna]

Z3r0 Physics that’s racist. It’s like your saying all black people like Blank Panther

[@sarajlija5237]

@RedSnow 1 clown.

[@billyblooboy]

Its got to be one of my top 10 franz songs love it ? i live it .

[@Chalycees]

fragile straights: it's from the girl's perspective Alex: *this is what I am, I am a man*

[@xenonl9860]

Also: "it's not gay, cause it's a one time thing"

[@Emyrock88]

One of my favourite songs

[@davidanzola3871]

My friend Michael created ecstasy... I love him.

[@SolidariusLive]

Still one of the best songs ever.

[@paulhodnett50]

One of the best driving songs ever... for me anyway

[@Portuguese-gigachad]

this song uses my doorbell sound for some parts and i was about to become crazy cuz i was going to check my door to see if someone was there but nah there was no one there until i realized it came from the song

[@AJ-xc4nm]

My thought back when I was nine. "What girl is named Micheal." Back before I knew what lgbtq was lmao.

[@jonatgan8546]

this comment reminds me of when I was young and my (unknowing) mom bought me a tegan and sarah CD, and I was like "What kind of guy has long golden hair?"

[@TheDamino]

Jonatgan Robert Plant

[@rosemarymcbride3419]

Remember hearing this for the first time as a closeted 15 year old. I was just like 😳

[@ni4717]

Me too!! When I was in the closetHahah. I was like "Wait he's saying that? He's allowed? Cool!!!"

[@ThePoptartster]

this song was written for Michael Stevens of Vsauce.

[@TManDore]

He's gay?

[@ThePoptartster]

Theodore Mulvihill Not that it maters, but I believe him to be straight.

[@ThePoptartster]

Zeyden Emsbry It's not. But if you imagine it to be true... HUMOR!

[@TManDore]

+ThePoptartster fair enough

[@douwevenema3748]

+Zeyden Emsbry "The band shot the video for the single in Berlin. It features a cameo appearance by Michael, an acquaintance of the band and the actual subject of the song." Description

[@MDestron2282]

Back in them early 2000's days whenever this song came on at the club all my friends (male, female, gay and straight) all ran back into the club so we could dance to it. My name is Michael, and they all dubbed it my theme song. I didn't care who I was dancing with or what their sexual preference was. We were friends and we all loved each other. That's all that matters. Enjoy the song for being a great fucking song. Get over your personal hang-ups.

[@X3RNEA5]

How to have fun in GTA Online Step1> Buy the Rogue plane Step2> Blast off and have fun

[@Cuckler]

You know it

[@joiedeceivre]

i finally broke the last barrier of my coming out to this today

[@YuliPortillo]

¡Once años de esta joyita! Eleven years since Michael was released! ♥♥♥

[@tgrimshaw]

What a jam

[@sabatinotosisi5488]

I was playing a rally PSP game and this banger just played

[@user-lw3gp1un1l]

Одна из крутых их песен!!!! 🤘

[@Sentientmatter8]

This song in high school was everything. First to be a teenage girl and be able to sing desire for man with all of the boldness OF a man... it freed us. And then the music video. Michael walking past the line of androgynous concert goers- and saying- that! That! is my aesthetic. We want to look like those men who look like women who look like men and Alex Kapranis doesn't care either way! Going to concerts in concert halls wearing fedoras and button up shirts and tight jean and boots and feeling alive in the shadowy gthonic world of the theater.

[@pimentocheese618]

i just loved readding this ;-;

[@crossbones5428]

Damn, straggots stole another gay song

[@arianrhodhyde7482]

Touch some grass

[@madeleinep.828]

I don't even know what I like more: the song or the comments.

[@midnightrebel1927]

My first song and video when i discovered franz

[@grazianeddu]

Killer song!

[@mitcheluh]

10 yearsssss, feeling old.

[@sean3164]

Know what ya mean. I saw them on their 2nd visit to Philadelphia at.Shampoo; which doesn't even exist.any.longer.

[@gracebm9581]

This reminds me of a few "straight" male friends I had who all had a crush on a man called Michael. They even set up a fan club. Michael still doesn't know.

[@azrael5839]

This sounds so bizarre it loops back round to believable XD Must have been some guy 😏😆

[@itsmebitch08]

did michael ever find out?

[@gracebm9581]

@@itsmebitch08 It's been a few years since I spoke to Michael, I moved away from the area when I graduated. Michael might have found out *some* of what happened because I told some other people who worked for/with him about parts of it. For example, the identity of some guys who sent him anonymous gifts.

[@gismosfinalform2031]

​@@gracebm9581 something must have stood out about this guy

[@elfpixiething]

listened to these since I was 8 years old and still listening, they are literally that great

[@mscandyclash]

This was my favorite song in about grade 6. Wow that seems forever ago. weird. Still love it. They are genius.

[@FabioEagle90]

Gran Turismo 4 !!!

[@shqairh]

hell yeaah

[@Mark-en8ub]

So many memories 😍

[@rocksgio]

just guys being dudes

[@103798]

XDXDXD

[@s2sHoXXs2]

what's better than this

[@eginb]

Mmmmm........that beautiful moment when nothing explains everything.

[@katiewigman1133]

Just bros being bros

[@geebeegelly]

Gio just dudes being guys

[@nema1218]

Bought the album in summer '04,and still have it.Great one,2004 had the best music and movies ever! This Fire and Jacqueline were also great.

[@michaelcavallari5003]

This song makes me feel so good. Thank you so much!

[@mollysfamily914]

Miss this era. The way they do this song live was such an amazing experience back in the day. Especially in red set lights!

[@MychaelHelmz]

This Song Was Written Just For Me... Just To Let You Know...

[@jeanne5922]

You're so lucky. How does it feel to be God's favorite?

[@MychaelHelmz]

@@jeanne5922 Pretty Fucking Amazing... If I Do Say So Myself... LOL!

[@anitathefajita]

This gives me multiple eargasms. No doubt about it.

[@raykarim1108]

Fantastic voice !!!!!

[@tonimoroni742]

My favourite song from the album and a great video too

[@brendonwife]

Alex is too cute to be real.

[@gamesvid6100]

i use to love playing this song with my band, great sounds

[@jimmycerf]

Awesome! It gave me goosebumps!

[@larssmulderss2505]

Why aren't they more popular....

[@TeamGeist06]

Your last in the race in Gran Turismo 4 this song comes on. You overtake everyone and win the race.

[@Gricey1998]

60 laps of Tokyo R246 in the ALFA 155 DTM car 😍

[@sebastian38200]

Beautiful album

[@MaximilianOOO491]

Michael you’re the only one I’d ever want 🙌🏽🎵🎶

[@UNAPRO9]

OMG!!!!!!! They are awesome!!!!!!!!!!

[@fridayjones495]

this song turned me gay when i was like 12, pretty grateful to Franz Ferdinand for that.

[@ZealotSpaz]

So you're a gay hipster? Because songs don't make people gay unless you're trying to find an excuse to be that way.

[@fridayjones495]

ZealotSpaz i am a gay hipster, like... urryday. This song turned me gay as Paul Lynd and i dont need an excuse. I'm quite enjoying the steady stream of dicks I blow.

[@lees2404]

arcTheslayer Actually, people's sexuality differs. For many people, sexual orientation isn't a choice. For some people, it can change. Science proves that sexual orientation can change. For some people it does, for some it does. Stop telling people what their experience is just because it doesn't fit your simplistic narrative.

[@fridayjones495]

+arcTheslayer you seem like a reliable source for this info. And jesus' ballsac i never blamed anything. Blaming would imply i have a problem with my queerness.

[@ksizzle9427]

Friday jones preach!

[@natashawoman7606]

I just discovered this because i finally got around to listening to some of the songs on Gran Turismo on the playstation. Now... to get it on my cellphone so it's with me when I see Michael next. :)

[@michichu]

Gay undertone, and gay overtone, and gay in-between-tone. It's wonderful.