free history lesson but it's taught by an idiot playing minecraft

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Technoblade

Technoblade

Күн бұрын

Пікірлер: 4 500
@no.ca5270
@no.ca5270 5 жыл бұрын
I would learned so much more if my teachers destroyed at sky-wars on the projector while lecturing.
@Nathan-yl6dv
@Nathan-yl6dv 4 жыл бұрын
No Longer hello first reply
@igorkowalski7708
@igorkowalski7708 4 жыл бұрын
@@Nathan-yl6dv you don't deserve such power
@nyx.arlene
@nyx.arlene 4 жыл бұрын
@I'm done Apparently they don't...
@kerembaturpehlivan3702
@kerembaturpehlivan3702 4 жыл бұрын
Things like this make me want to be a teacher
@0utlock
@0utlock 4 жыл бұрын
Dude fr tho
@argohedron2460
@argohedron2460 5 жыл бұрын
"I've seen more dramatic battles, like the battle of kotombo" Techno has been around for much longer than I thought
@gamerbreadbaker
@gamerbreadbaker 4 жыл бұрын
Nope Yep you earned my like.
@chloeb2844
@chloeb2844 4 жыл бұрын
He never dies what did you expect
@Paula-tn1jt
@Paula-tn1jt 4 жыл бұрын
Technoblade never dies
@skrunklyscrimblo383
@skrunklyscrimblo383 4 жыл бұрын
technoblade is an old god, he’s the manifestation of battle and war, he has seen it all
@hamsterc6448
@hamsterc6448 4 жыл бұрын
@@skrunklyscrimblo383 he IS the blood god
@Steamed
@Steamed 5 жыл бұрын
Techno: Can you tell me the accurate numbers of the Mongols? Random Chinese Book: *No, I don’t think I will*
@AA-cl3kl
@AA-cl3kl 5 жыл бұрын
it was lower than 300k
@horus3416
@horus3416 5 жыл бұрын
People think us Chinese people are smart (some people who actually make good decisions) like, the books are hella long but the summary is just like, “Xin wanted to find his mom”
@____-pb1lg
@____-pb1lg 4 жыл бұрын
@@horus3416 and you don't even get to know if he found her at the end
@jlin592
@jlin592 4 жыл бұрын
Horus ain’t that the truth U-U
@ArchOwl
@ArchOwl 4 жыл бұрын
Horus take these scrolls to the west or something
@BlueDragon1504
@BlueDragon1504 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this back because it's the type of content Techno made back when I originally out about found him. Thanks for everything. It's been a wild ride to see where he ended up getting.
@dethman2736
@dethman2736 2 жыл бұрын
same, I remember my brother introduced me to his skywars videos, he was and still is an amazing youtuber
@kiezer635
@kiezer635 2 жыл бұрын
@@dethman2736 the same happened with me
@jadedpotato1574
@jadedpotato1574 2 жыл бұрын
i am going to miss him so much. i was so happy he blew up but i was always waiting for these kinds of videos to return to my inbox. the world has lost a gem
@risksandhope1849
@risksandhope1849 5 жыл бұрын
"it's 10 pm, it's due in two hours, and i haven't started my essay" I just went through this last night. Except it was four papers, and I had plenty of sources. I'm just a hardcore procrastinator
@proffesornugget1613
@proffesornugget1613 4 жыл бұрын
Lets see did you finish on time
@kinikinito
@kinikinito 4 жыл бұрын
r/usernamechecksout
@zyloft2053
@zyloft2053 4 жыл бұрын
wãtęr mêlön thäñk ÿōû
@an-lt6io
@an-lt6io 4 жыл бұрын
i need to submit a video report about a story called “THE COCK” and i’m too embarrassed to do it
@proffesornugget1613
@proffesornugget1613 4 жыл бұрын
@@an-lt6io i feel bad for you
@LegitPlays777
@LegitPlays777 6 жыл бұрын
I have become too advanced for school.
@cteeyly7100
@cteeyly7100 5 жыл бұрын
i did not go to school becase i wanted to play skywars
@scythe2534
@scythe2534 5 жыл бұрын
LegitPlays I would’ve liked this, but it’s at 269 rn
@kiera6453
@kiera6453 5 жыл бұрын
I became that years ago
@lite554
@lite554 4 жыл бұрын
oh no, he's become too powerful
@gavinsimmons378
@gavinsimmons378 4 жыл бұрын
So you graduated?
@themudkip5295
@themudkip5295 4 жыл бұрын
9:41 his monotone “die.” Gives me so much life
@tumblingartist
@tumblingartist 4 жыл бұрын
Lol it's great
@hiffahyphae6707
@hiffahyphae6707 3 жыл бұрын
ironic
@augggiie
@augggiie 3 жыл бұрын
yes.
@south1rblx
@south1rblx 3 жыл бұрын
Hmm yes the floor here is made out of f̶l̶o̶o̶r̶ ceiling
@ladder3257
@ladder3257 3 жыл бұрын
no it gives you death
@tortleboi4716
@tortleboi4716 2 жыл бұрын
He entertained us with everything, even with a free history lesson while dominating in sky wars, rest well Alex, we’ll see you again someday
@andyroughcut4521
@andyroughcut4521 Жыл бұрын
Only time will tell. This man will go in the History Books as the greatest Minecraft player and amazing content creator on KZbin.
@benjamin91821
@benjamin91821 9 ай бұрын
Legend has it that he’s conquered everything on earth and is now off to fight god himself
@sadcat24
@sadcat24 4 жыл бұрын
Dreams war cry: CMERE GEORGE Technos war cry: helloooooo
@BobBob-bl2vh
@BobBob-bl2vh 3 жыл бұрын
Or “Donde ist la bibliotecha?”
@shriihanmukherjee6502
@shriihanmukherjee6502 3 жыл бұрын
6:30
@mnmjeff
@mnmjeff 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@heavenyeah69
@heavenyeah69 3 жыл бұрын
Its silent H guys, EEELLLOO
@meking1808
@meking1808 3 жыл бұрын
@@juliaelkin9896 Techno, whilst running at someone with a sword: *WHERE IS THE LIBRARY*
@enveloreal
@enveloreal 4 жыл бұрын
"Almost as incredible as... I don't have a reference for this." *Your sources.*
@starpop3737
@starpop3737 4 жыл бұрын
I read this right as he said this😂😳
@justanarchivechannelwithno940
@justanarchivechannelwithno940 4 жыл бұрын
@@starpop3737 me too lmao
@gracehales5395
@gracehales5395 4 жыл бұрын
Psyvcho I guess we all just read that at the same time
@matthewhernandez6508
@matthewhernandez6508 4 жыл бұрын
History teachers: You can't defeat me Wikipedia: I know but he can Technoblade: :)
@fluzzythefluffyone1915
@fluzzythefluffyone1915 4 жыл бұрын
Omg I read it exactly at that time too
@rylee2631
@rylee2631 3 жыл бұрын
life lessons for teachers: your students will pay significantly more attention if you are incredibly sarcastic and give us the lesson while murdering a bunch of children in funny block game
@snappy4212
@snappy4212 3 жыл бұрын
If my teaches played Minecraft while teaching I would be 100 times more interested in the subject`
@zathmiregaming4143
@zathmiregaming4143 3 жыл бұрын
@@snappy4212 same
@clockworkchan2530
@clockworkchan2530 3 жыл бұрын
@@snappy4212 you have a point
@LostTimeLady
@LostTimeLady 3 жыл бұрын
Thinking about doing videos talking about geology while playing the funny block game.
@exurbian2420
@exurbian2420 3 жыл бұрын
no shit my AP US history teacher was a hilarious sarcastic bastard, Best class of the year
@lexischade2897
@lexischade2897 2 жыл бұрын
This video is my comfort video. I was going to say “was” but that does not feel right. This will always be my comfort video. Even though I will never hear from techno in a new video again, I will always have this channel to come back to. He helped me with so much. He kept me motivated, helped me sleep at night, showed me that I could be myself no matter what, and I am so grateful for that. I will never, ever, ever forget Technoblade. Thank you for everything you have done for me. You truly are someone amazing. -N
@ysq2722
@ysq2722 2 жыл бұрын
FIJI !
@kingmonkey79rulerothebanan27
@kingmonkey79rulerothebanan27 2 жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace techno
@ИапГоревич
@ИапГоревич 2 жыл бұрын
:(
@98SE
@98SE 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah he will really really really be missed, REST IN PIECE KING...
@kaimak6592
@kaimak6592 2 жыл бұрын
So we all here rn?🧍
@Haas.
@Haas. 6 жыл бұрын
Teacher: So, Mr. Technoblade, why have you chosen to write your topic on the second mongol invasion of Japan? Technoblade: I watched like an anime or something on the first one i think.
@djdhshshhshdhdbsudysyshsg6151
@djdhshshhshdhdbsudysyshsg6151 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody calls their student "Mr".
@whoop6047
@whoop6047 4 жыл бұрын
@@djdhshshhshdhdbsudysyshsg6151 Eh, some of my teachers do.
@emiofnnc
@emiofnnc 4 жыл бұрын
@@djdhshshhshdhdbsudysyshsg6151 nah, it's a thing especially in college
@pduck2386
@pduck2386 4 жыл бұрын
djdhshshhshdhdb sudysyshsg you must be pretty young, most college professors do say Mr, and some in late secondary school
@djdhshshhshdhdbsudysyshsg6151
@djdhshshhshdhdbsudysyshsg6151 4 жыл бұрын
@@pduck2386 I doubt your any older, judging by your name and the fact the technoblade fans are very young. Your just repeating what Patai said.
@afraidkingkillerplayz7365
@afraidkingkillerplayz7365 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure I’ve learned more from “an idiot playing skywars” than an entire year of history taught by a man with a masters degree in history.
@enchantedevergreen5329
@enchantedevergreen5329 4 жыл бұрын
It's also engaging to watch him play games while he's talking while the guy teaching isn't very fun to pay attention too
@irok1
@irok1 3 жыл бұрын
It's all about presentation
@amadeodante
@amadeodante 3 жыл бұрын
@@irok1 Bruh is that a Megamind reference
@ballpython_crazy9830
@ballpython_crazy9830 3 жыл бұрын
You are totally correct
@merulox
@merulox 3 жыл бұрын
...no...
@tats5143
@tats5143 4 жыл бұрын
Little did techno know that he would one day rule the world
@karaalford9617
@karaalford9617 4 жыл бұрын
he knew all along
@Izaac1337
@Izaac1337 4 жыл бұрын
he always has
@liemduongthanh8386
@liemduongthanh8386 4 жыл бұрын
Potatoe Boi He used to rule the world, chunks would load when he gave the word
@maxanderson8329
@maxanderson8329 4 жыл бұрын
@@liemduongthanh8386 legend
@isaacdiamond1
@isaacdiamond1 4 жыл бұрын
It was all a part of the master plan😈
@Cinnamon19257
@Cinnamon19257 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the voice is not over the gameplay and instead he’s telling the story as he’s playing so he just breaks in the story sometimes
@Tharzic
@Tharzic 9 ай бұрын
This is something I especially always loved about his commentary vids
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 5 ай бұрын
E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎
@CorndogMX
@CorndogMX 3 ай бұрын
@EEEEEEEE why are you everywhere
@cactez4940
@cactez4940 6 жыл бұрын
6:30 He casually beats up cho5en while talking about a historic war...
@bruhgaming3142
@bruhgaming3142 6 жыл бұрын
He probably didn't even realise
@kingslayer3089
@kingslayer3089 5 жыл бұрын
@@bruhgaming3142 cho5en did tho
@FraudulentBozo
@FraudulentBozo 5 жыл бұрын
RougenPlex I think he’s talking about technoblade
@felixjum4827
@felixjum4827 5 жыл бұрын
Cactez lmaooo cho5en sucks ass
@bumbum6695
@bumbum6695 5 жыл бұрын
Cho5en's channel is him tryharding and then a pig talking about history just trashed him
@Woahufoundme
@Woahufoundme 3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie- if Techno made a podcast talking about history/mythology id listen to every second of it. Id actually WANT to learn something lmao
@lucymartyr4364
@lucymartyr4364 3 жыл бұрын
This is how I remember anything I’ve ever learned. I just make it a meme.
@tiffanywren9227
@tiffanywren9227 3 жыл бұрын
Yesss
@vcl-eq3vv
@vcl-eq3vv 3 жыл бұрын
@@lucymartyr4364 I'm gonna try that, lol
@beasty_2818
@beasty_2818 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@1estel1ch.42
@1estel1ch.42 3 жыл бұрын
you can just... watch other channels. overly sarcastic productions does both history and mythology.
@swahat1713
@swahat1713 4 жыл бұрын
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Techno knew the exact count for American military personnel killed during the Mexican-American war? Seriously, look it up. He got the exact count.
@arir.4634
@arir.4634 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe he counted them all
@hegpxl
@hegpxl 4 жыл бұрын
he was responsible for their deaths, obviously
@zecondplace
@zecondplace 4 жыл бұрын
I’m too lazy to search up but have a like
@Ixune
@Ixune 4 жыл бұрын
He killed them on skywars
@bonk1815
@bonk1815 4 жыл бұрын
He writes each videos script beforehand, so he probably wrote down the exact count of Americans that were killed
@okboomerbutitsacat8050
@okboomerbutitsacat8050 Жыл бұрын
I feel weird watching this video. On one hand I feel comforted, because these videos helped me out a lot during hard times, they were quite literally my comfort videos. On the other hand. I know he's gone now.
@Tharzic
@Tharzic 9 ай бұрын
Exactly
@deez4097
@deez4097 6 ай бұрын
You are not the only one feeling like that 😔
@colleenmutchler
@colleenmutchler 4 ай бұрын
Before:😊😊😊😂😂😂 After :😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@gnoot50
@gnoot50 3 ай бұрын
yeah
@bsadfsafd
@bsadfsafd Ай бұрын
You know I like to think that when I watch these videos, I'm looking back in past to a time when he was still alive. And yes, he's gone now, but at that moment, in 2018, he's alive and living his life to the fullest, following his dreams. And even though his adventure is over, it was still going on when the video was recorded. I like to think that he achieved his dream and he was always himself. It comforts me that he achieved his dream - he became the greatest KZbinr.
@Feranogame
@Feranogame 4 жыл бұрын
Me, who knows Portuguese: "Finally, I have beaten Technoblade!"
@taxfraud6603
@taxfraud6603 4 жыл бұрын
pfff eu pensei o mesmo
@screamo1642
@screamo1642 4 жыл бұрын
eyyyy relatable
@zenith6526
@zenith6526 4 жыл бұрын
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bom dia amigo nao falho brasil
@nessi2635
@nessi2635 4 жыл бұрын
me who knows how to say grape in portugese: does this count?
@Feranogame
@Feranogame 4 жыл бұрын
@@nessi2635 I mean, it counts as 0.0000000001%, which, according to completely correct math, means you have beaten Technoblade by 0.0000000001%, so hell yeah!
@flexintape
@flexintape 6 жыл бұрын
Well you know the routine see you guys in a year
@petresgaminghaven8766
@petresgaminghaven8766 6 жыл бұрын
See ya then!
@yousxf
@yousxf 6 жыл бұрын
see ya!
@CZORCH
@CZORCH 6 жыл бұрын
Bye!
@greenicalgaming
@greenicalgaming 6 жыл бұрын
See ya!Have a nice year :D!
@snowyy3028
@snowyy3028 6 жыл бұрын
TapHarvL is that you?
@mongellibill
@mongellibill 5 жыл бұрын
KZbinr: Makes game play background video, than makes the commentary part. Legend: Commentates live during game play
@okboomerbutitsacat8050
@okboomerbutitsacat8050 4 жыл бұрын
absolute god:plays video games while talking about an invasion on japan, casually destroying leaderboards player without even aknowledging it.
@tumblingartist
@tumblingartist 4 жыл бұрын
yes
@landons882
@landons882 2 жыл бұрын
These videos just hit different... RIP Techno, you will be missed.
@potatonn
@potatonn 4 жыл бұрын
Teacher so today we will be learning history Me who watched technoblades history lesson: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
@Chaos-wi6br
@Chaos-wi6br 3 жыл бұрын
@@corinne-bc7wi shhhhhhh
@pixiethealienkitty1894
@pixiethealienkitty1894 3 жыл бұрын
"h i s t o r y" "So what kind of history? A specific war or something? "h i s t o r y"
@fuckingweeb9773
@fuckingweeb9773 3 жыл бұрын
@@corinne-bc7wi who'se gonna tell him
@luketocknell8942
@luketocknell8942 4 жыл бұрын
Dad: “KZbin isn’t educational” Me: “I watch Technoblade” Dad: “I stand corrected”
@analon9520
@analon9520 4 жыл бұрын
History teachers: You can't defeat me Wikipedia: I know but he can Technoblade: :)
@Sil1as
@Sil1as 3 жыл бұрын
And he'll just say hellooo
@alphaandomegafan7538
@alphaandomegafan7538 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Karmmortal
@Karmmortal 2 жыл бұрын
Not only did you just teach us history, You were writing your own history.
@newberryedits
@newberryedits 2 жыл бұрын
Is this a tribute for Technoblade?
@Karmmortal
@Karmmortal 2 жыл бұрын
@@newberryedits yeah
@newberryedits
@newberryedits 2 жыл бұрын
@@Karmmortal oh no, I did a challenge that if I find a technoblade tribute comment, the video ends.... I respect my guy don't worry. I guess I have to end there. Love ya!!!
@rosesaysmeow8358
@rosesaysmeow8358 Жыл бұрын
Teacher: talks about history Kids: hide in a closet instead of attending class Techno as teacher: talks about history Kids: pay the most attention ever
@Technoblade
@Technoblade 6 жыл бұрын
Q&A Q: didnt i see this video like two hours ago A: no, that was all an illusion, you've been tricked. this is the first time no but really reuploaded because youtube didnt notify like 50% of ppl so. hopefully it does this time. woo
@kangygames9324
@kangygames9324 6 жыл бұрын
Hi techno
@maksitaxi
@maksitaxi 6 жыл бұрын
Technoblade o hi techno
@blackjackdiamond5
@blackjackdiamond5 6 жыл бұрын
Technoblade third reply pls sub
@Nyerguds
@Nyerguds 6 жыл бұрын
It notified me... but it was gone by the time I clicked.
@jacob.southern
@jacob.southern 6 жыл бұрын
alright i believe you. carry on
@wallacedeveer077
@wallacedeveer077 4 жыл бұрын
FINALLY - SONEONE WHO AGREES WITH ME THAT FINALS AND EXAMS ARE BETTER THAN ESSAYS
@randomperson2526
@randomperson2526 4 жыл бұрын
yes! Finallyy! someone who agrees
@linguini9619
@linguini9619 4 жыл бұрын
writing random junk versus being asked specific questions that usually in my experience are pretty easy? yeah ill take door number two plz
@questionable1556
@questionable1556 4 жыл бұрын
Finals and exams make me stressed as frigg. Essays are for me better. I cant even do tests without stressing. Ree
@stallitite9157
@stallitite9157 4 жыл бұрын
I agree with u
@singlehair9952
@singlehair9952 4 жыл бұрын
Final exams are easy if you study but writing an essay without a knowledge of that thing, etc no thanks
@owvex5810
@owvex5810 5 жыл бұрын
Me: Graduates college with the highest grades Professor: Who taught you all of this me: Well... It’s complicated
@thatoneguy5468
@thatoneguy5468 4 жыл бұрын
1st comment. Give me a cookie for my hard work pls.
@owvex5810
@owvex5810 4 жыл бұрын
ThatOneGuy 546 dude I didn’t know even know I commented this lol dang
@susamogus8331
@susamogus8331 4 жыл бұрын
@@owvex5810 3rd comment. Do I get half of a cookie
@owvex5810
@owvex5810 4 жыл бұрын
Wei Xin yes
@owvex5810
@owvex5810 4 жыл бұрын
Wei Xin 🍪
@magumagu1566
@magumagu1566 2 жыл бұрын
thank you so much, words simply cannot describe how much this specific video has comforted and calmed me in my darkest times i’ll always miss you rest in peace techno
@Blue-tz2pd
@Blue-tz2pd 4 жыл бұрын
technoblade: i'm not good at pvp also technoblade: casually beats up chosen in an 11-minute minecraft let's play
@friedwater115
@friedwater115 5 жыл бұрын
Techno's comment section: 50% - History is dumb 50% - OMG TECHNO KILLED CHO5EN!!1!!!11!
@lazydonkey3617
@lazydonkey3617 4 жыл бұрын
I haven’t seen either of those once
@penguincubes3729
@penguincubes3729 4 жыл бұрын
I actually love history so
@pierresihite8854
@pierresihite8854 4 жыл бұрын
@@penguincubes3729 history can be really interesting
@penguincubes3729
@penguincubes3729 4 жыл бұрын
Pierre Sihite history can teach us lots about humanity
@noonetookthis8935
@noonetookthis8935 4 жыл бұрын
Penguin Brawls agree
@TaIathar
@TaIathar 5 жыл бұрын
Technoblade: "I'm a great example. You should all learn from me- Oh, he brought me a shirt."
@ariumet_
@ariumet_ 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@DaDerpyCarrot
@DaDerpyCarrot 4 жыл бұрын
how nice of him
@elirej7201
@elirej7201 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Technoblade, the production quality never mattered, it was all about your personality and skill. Fly high, king.
@nikylanmoodley2172
@nikylanmoodley2172 5 жыл бұрын
My Mom: You better be studying Me: Doing a History assignment
@wailboyyo4597
@wailboyyo4597 4 жыл бұрын
“I’ll turn to Chinese “ “ITS ABOUT THE JAPANESE”
@madonut6836
@madonut6836 4 жыл бұрын
THEY'RE THE SAMEEE
@kieranfryan6708
@kieranfryan6708 3 жыл бұрын
China was apart of the mongol empire and Chinese scholars probably were the ones to record it
@nyachsv1041
@nyachsv1041 3 жыл бұрын
Mongolian once ruled a dynasty of China so that's pretty much Chinese.
@nghiemnguyen6813
@nghiemnguyen6813 4 жыл бұрын
"Just another Tesla that caught on fire" **Sad Elon Musk noise**
@Astro1tu
@Astro1tu 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@nghiemnguyen6813
@nghiemnguyen6813 4 жыл бұрын
@@Astro1tu all the news about Tesla on fire is fake, Journalism is dead and the media gets paid by the oil companies btw
@Astro1tu
@Astro1tu 4 жыл бұрын
@@nghiemnguyen6813 I know my family OWNS a TESLA MODEL 3
@personshi7505
@personshi7505 4 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment!!! I caught the joke and was trying to find another person who did too!
@marckivandesilva1398
@marckivandesilva1398 4 жыл бұрын
i thought it was Nikolai Tesla's lab caught on fire
@pandacrazy8487
@pandacrazy8487 2 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite techno video. Rest easy, man. I can’t even begin to express how much of an impact you had on my young, impressionable brain when i started watching you 5 years ago.
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 5 ай бұрын
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@BeekeepingWithKou
@BeekeepingWithKou 4 жыл бұрын
Technoblade’s stories are so good, the KZbin algorithm suggests these videos because viewers just keep wanting to hear his stories while he casually wins every game he plays
@madonut6836
@madonut6836 4 жыл бұрын
what a nerd
@kwangyali9783
@kwangyali9783 4 жыл бұрын
Him: the Chinese write everything down Me, a Chinese person: ...I can't even take notes in history cause it's BORING
@itsgirlcraft5842
@itsgirlcraft5842 4 жыл бұрын
Can agree. I'm taking AP U.S. history rn (even tho I literally told EVERYONE I didn't want anything AP) and its so boring. Let me look at the random nonsense that DOESN'T involve politics for once
@Ethan-vj5mt
@Ethan-vj5mt 4 жыл бұрын
@@itsgirlcraft5842 exaclty. US history is generally more boring at least in my opinion so that’s like the final nail on the coffin
@Hazyla
@Hazyla 3 жыл бұрын
I’m not Chinese but still Asian. My fear of my parents kicking my ass over a bad grade scares me into taking notes on everything.
@meepmeep1601
@meepmeep1601 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hazyla this is relatable except the fact that im usually half asleep by the time history class comes around
@blobofink
@blobofink 3 жыл бұрын
Same. I just draw random shit on my Chinese History notebook. It can range from a very badly proportioned OC or fanart, to decently drawn bow or sword, or a hot dog. Or a flower. Chinese History is just art class with no topic for me. Well sometimes I doodle the shit they were talking about like how the same emperor died because of some revolution or some shit for the millionth time.
@AsapReflex
@AsapReflex 6 жыл бұрын
Technoblade uploading???? I think he got hacked
@banclishor5922
@banclishor5922 6 жыл бұрын
IKR
@catgirlfant
@catgirlfant 6 жыл бұрын
Unoriginal comment
@AsapReflex
@AsapReflex 6 жыл бұрын
greedy child.mp4 ikr
@FyreofShadow
@FyreofShadow 6 жыл бұрын
haaax
@IconiCDK
@IconiCDK 6 жыл бұрын
agree
@juliuswu8091
@juliuswu8091 2 жыл бұрын
It pains me rewatching these videos knowing the charismatic man making them has passed. Rest In Peace Technoblade. I will miss you a lot.
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 5 ай бұрын
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@veslime8151
@veslime8151 5 жыл бұрын
can we get a free english lesson next? (Persuasive writing please)
@wearefarmersbumbabumbumbum1620
@wearefarmersbumbabumbumbum1620 4 жыл бұрын
Noah Hornbeak It was a joke
@Aaden.mp4
@Aaden.mp4 4 жыл бұрын
@@wearefarmersbumbabumbumbum1620 yes very obviously Bruh moment
@veslime8151
@veslime8151 4 жыл бұрын
@@wearefarmersbumbabumbumbum1620 lol yh, i was tryna do a comedy
@blobofink
@blobofink 3 жыл бұрын
I just finished persuasive essay, it was a pain
@houdini9739
@houdini9739 3 жыл бұрын
I like persuasive and argumentative essays, rhetorical analysis essays are the WORST. I hate analyzing other people’s speeches. I can do it well, but I just hate it.
@evanmills7766
@evanmills7766 4 жыл бұрын
Collage: why are you applicable for a scholarship Me:
@OnurKRB
@OnurKRB 3 жыл бұрын
@@corinne-bc7wi who gives a frick
@jacoby7036
@jacoby7036 3 жыл бұрын
@@corinne-bc7wi You mean “Not collage, college” ironic you’ve messed up your grammar while correcting grammar....
@Terrazon
@Terrazon 3 жыл бұрын
@Jacoby Actually he/she was pointing out op's grammar, not correcting him
@boiledpatato5403
@boiledpatato5403 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks now I can quit school.
@beanthebuilder
@beanthebuilder 2 жыл бұрын
"He lost the 1v1" Had me cracking up.
@theexterminator8917
@theexterminator8917 4 жыл бұрын
6:30 Techno talks about history while making history
@spongebobsquarepants411
@spongebobsquarepants411 4 жыл бұрын
Soviet Doggo, not really.
@ihaventshoweredforayearbut247
@ihaventshoweredforayearbut247 4 жыл бұрын
He killed the no.2 player in skywars
@qthyuckk
@qthyuckk 4 жыл бұрын
Haha I made it 69 likes B)
@ihaventshoweredforayearbut247
@ihaventshoweredforayearbut247 4 жыл бұрын
@@qthyuckk now defend it
@qthyuckk
@qthyuckk 4 жыл бұрын
@I haven't Showered for a year but _defends_
@plant914
@plant914 4 жыл бұрын
Can we all agree we need this man as our teacher. I would listen, and stay.
@fightingyaks2.0j77
@fightingyaks2.0j77 2 жыл бұрын
😢😭 well miss him
@autumnwynnter2636
@autumnwynnter2636 3 жыл бұрын
“An estimate so vague it might as well have come from socialblade’s estimated earnings” Underrated quote right there
@westonlord4214
@westonlord4214 Жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ is our savior, he died on the Cross for our sins. Putting your faith in Him is the only way to get to Heaven when you die🙏✝️
@HannahGlover-nj5sz
@HannahGlover-nj5sz Жыл бұрын
That was THE MOST random way to reply to that comment..
@justseffstuff3308
@justseffstuff3308 Жыл бұрын
@@westonlord4214no ❤
@kayla.akerley
@kayla.akerley Жыл бұрын
This popping up my recommendation almost made me cry
@Aaron-lx3yf
@Aaron-lx3yf 4 жыл бұрын
Technobald calm: şïr Tachnobabe panik: Břooö
@supr3me83
@supr3me83 3 жыл бұрын
Wtf did i just read?
@YourLocalNobody420
@YourLocalNobody420 3 жыл бұрын
@@supr3me83 no clue
@Terrazon
@Terrazon 3 жыл бұрын
It's beautiful I've looked at this for 5 hours now
@PotatoWedge-ux5yw
@PotatoWedge-ux5yw 4 жыл бұрын
I love when techno shows that he is big brain. Like when he talks about smart stuff or uses big words. Very nice. Do it more
@abdullahimran4624
@abdullahimran4624 3 жыл бұрын
this comment made me sad.
@nuclearbirb7220
@nuclearbirb7220 2 жыл бұрын
@@abdullahimran4624 how so?
@ohobo7786
@ohobo7786 4 жыл бұрын
6:27 don’t mind Technoblade just DESTROYING CHO5EN (skywars leaderboard player) without a sweat while talking about history.
@PunkAndMetalEnjoyer
@PunkAndMetalEnjoyer 2 жыл бұрын
I’m rewatching all of his video after he passed away. Fly high, Techno❤️🕊
@caspertjoelker8186
@caspertjoelker8186 6 жыл бұрын
6:30 CHO5EN is on the leader boards of sw😂
@nitram3445
@nitram3445 6 жыл бұрын
Ikr he didn't even care
@bluhe4296
@bluhe4296 5 жыл бұрын
And Technoblade never dies. What do you expect?
@getZilayed
@getZilayed 5 жыл бұрын
Yea I noticed
@justarandomperson_v2994
@justarandomperson_v2994 4 жыл бұрын
Why am i watching this instead of doing my history homework...
@kittyplayz1480
@kittyplayz1480 3 жыл бұрын
This is history
@zathmiregaming4143
@zathmiregaming4143 3 жыл бұрын
yep
@zathmiregaming4143
@zathmiregaming4143 3 жыл бұрын
yep
@hannahsaeger1972
@hannahsaeger1972 3 жыл бұрын
Because this is not only better than any history lesson but it is the BEST way to learn this stuff cause it´s a pig man stabbing orphans
@johnwolverton48
@johnwolverton48 3 жыл бұрын
69th like
@aprofessionalprocrastinato608
@aprofessionalprocrastinato608 4 жыл бұрын
This man is therapy for ppl in school no matter what level of schooling.
@filenameredacted2757
@filenameredacted2757 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone else come back here for comfort by hearing his voice after hes gone?
@LoseMillion
@LoseMillion 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@CristianoRonaldo-zi7tt
@CristianoRonaldo-zi7tt 2 жыл бұрын
Yes😭😭
@hasabob4275
@hasabob4275 2 жыл бұрын
Yea o7
@nads274
@nads274 2 жыл бұрын
Yep and I haven't stopped 😭
@cireland4612
@cireland4612 5 жыл бұрын
“I’m gonna flex so hard on the future when they see these numbers”. -TechnoBlade, 2018
@sylvicalias
@sylvicalias 4 жыл бұрын
and now he has 1.8M subs as of June 2020
@v3x1107
@v3x1107 4 жыл бұрын
@@sylvicalias and now he has 2.88M subs as of Oct 2020 OvO
@Elyricai
@Elyricai 3 жыл бұрын
@@v3x1107 now he has 3.94 million subs on Dec 13th 2030
@v3x1107
@v3x1107 3 жыл бұрын
@@Elyricai almost 4 mil pog-
@millyhearts
@millyhearts 3 жыл бұрын
@@Elyricai now he has 5.59 million subs on Feb 3rd 2021
@mr_babyshark4304
@mr_babyshark4304 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm exaggerating slightly." "Japan is a tiny island with like 12 and a half people" "*SLIGHTLY*"
@helloworld2409
@helloworld2409 3 жыл бұрын
Its a medium island with 14 and a half people
@onyx_9378
@onyx_9378 3 жыл бұрын
12 and 1/3
@Cqmic
@Cqmic 3 жыл бұрын
half a pearson
@byendlvl
@byendlvl 6 жыл бұрын
6:28 You just killed top 1 russian skywars player and top 2 lifetime skywars kills player! It's CHO5EN! well actually noone cares so lol
@kingslayer3089
@kingslayer3089 5 жыл бұрын
@@TooLit yeah even cho5en uploaded to said that got killed
@sophieosu
@sophieosu 5 жыл бұрын
@@TooLit ew it's you from twitter
@megalul4141
@megalul4141 5 жыл бұрын
Techno just casually telling us a history lesson while making history by himself
@nocthemedic2951
@nocthemedic2951 5 жыл бұрын
@@kingslayer3089 could you link to it?
@lorekeeper685
@lorekeeper685 5 жыл бұрын
Link?
@loserlmao6800
@loserlmao6800 2 жыл бұрын
if your watching this in 2022, he wouldnt want you to be upset and its okay to still be grieving and everythings gonna be okay
@Llama_charmer
@Llama_charmer 6 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice at 6:30 techno flawlessed CHO5EN
@Perc1000
@Perc1000 5 жыл бұрын
Who's that
@Llama_charmer
@Llama_charmer 5 жыл бұрын
@@Perc1000 skywars leader board player
@iski4317
@iski4317 5 жыл бұрын
What‘s your pfp I see it everywhere
@donovanmahan2901
@donovanmahan2901 5 жыл бұрын
6:30 techno casually taking a dump on the leaderboard
@NotCapy
@NotCapy 4 жыл бұрын
its technoblade, what would you expect
@scorch1036
@scorch1036 3 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@the-oncomingstorm
@the-oncomingstorm 3 жыл бұрын
@@scorch1036 68 actually
@rafalchociej3341
@rafalchociej3341 3 жыл бұрын
and people wanna cancel this guy??? this man wouldnt hurt a fly bruh
@rafalchociej3341
@rafalchociej3341 3 жыл бұрын
maybe some orphans. but not a fly
@justinz6080
@justinz6080 3 жыл бұрын
@Francesca chociej we don’t talk about it
@banmba
@banmba 3 жыл бұрын
Alt title: pig man plays block game while complaining about sources for a history essay
@jonatanmajakgundersen3135
@jonatanmajakgundersen3135 6 жыл бұрын
6:32 CHO5EN is #2 on skywars leaderboards for kills
@cyberghostie3531
@cyberghostie3531 4 жыл бұрын
8:43 This has to be the biggest flex in the history of Minecraft
@mioheartsrays
@mioheartsrays 2 жыл бұрын
this was my comfort video (:
@mioheartsrays
@mioheartsrays 2 жыл бұрын
hope ur resting well!! you saved my life with this post lol, i remember a few years ago to now no matter how upset i was i’d come back and watch this post and it’d make me feel better !!
@jenathica8769
@jenathica8769 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot to switch accounts? I don’t know maybe someone deleted a reply but still
@theepicduck6922
@theepicduck6922 2 жыл бұрын
@@jenathica8769 I believe they're trying to say they hope Techno rests well.
@Nedovtipa
@Nedovtipa 5 жыл бұрын
There was a test i took and there’s a question said what did the soldiers do when they got out of the water ? My answer was they dried their cloths and that’s when I decided to drop out lmao
@mohammednajl5950
@mohammednajl5950 4 жыл бұрын
3:00 ‘I have the high ground Ana- wait what?’
@Aria_Morningstar
@Aria_Morningstar 4 жыл бұрын
“So it won’t be Eurocentric” Europe back then: lol I practically own the whole world. Either the land is mine or I have strict deals on others
@seabass8154
@seabass8154 4 жыл бұрын
500 year period
@angie14xx
@angie14xx 2 жыл бұрын
"Welcome guys to another episode of skywars"... it's so sad that we are never going to hear him say it again..
@georgebarclay8065
@georgebarclay8065 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@ausarthevile2970
@ausarthevile2970 5 жыл бұрын
2:37 Another universe Techno: “I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE”
@lemonlailac6215
@lemonlailac6215 4 жыл бұрын
7:28 “I’m a nerd I’m just failing at this specific thing.” Bro I’m feeling that through my highschool years
@ray8932
@ray8932 4 жыл бұрын
It’s funny how he just talks about his life as he plays skywars lmao
@Icecreampopsicle
@Icecreampopsicle 2 жыл бұрын
I miss him already.
@caterpillow
@caterpillow 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Not a single soul: The history channel at 3am:
@Squiddit
@Squiddit 6 жыл бұрын
6:26 Love how he just casually kills a leaderboard player
@kaashviyabansal3281
@kaashviyabansal3281 4 жыл бұрын
This is me studying for my history assignment.. don’t question it
@andracoske
@andracoske 2 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Techno, You have entertained all of us, You have been a idol for some of us, You have fought for a lot of great things for which i support you. All the best wishes to his family and friends, Thank you Alex for the great times you have given us.
@JaMorant95
@JaMorant95 6 жыл бұрын
If only you uploaded you could have easily hit 1 million at the end of 2018
@mrutherford1106
@mrutherford1106 6 жыл бұрын
The year isn't over yet
@JaMorant95
@JaMorant95 6 жыл бұрын
I doubt he would get 506k subs in 27 days but okay lmao
@redonkled
@redonkled 6 жыл бұрын
Koupepe pewdiepie and tseries would beg to differ
@broncosfan303-
@broncosfan303- 5 жыл бұрын
@@JaMorant95 yes I know it was a long time ago this was uuploaded but if minecraft monday was in 2018 then 1.5 million
@TheJnblackwell2007
@TheJnblackwell2007 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO WHAT ARE YOU ON
@alonewithyu
@alonewithyu 4 жыл бұрын
3:15 yes tecno, he lost the 1v1 Asif someone who's a sore enough looser to decide hack a Minecraft game probably isn't very sentient or good at the game lmao
@championsgaming1
@championsgaming1 2 жыл бұрын
THIS. Ive seen no one mention that techno casually beat the shit out of a hacker so badly the hacker decided itd be better to go fight someone else.
@theunfunnyman9289
@theunfunnyman9289 4 жыл бұрын
"he has what i need, a HAT"
@nerdmind4741
@nerdmind4741 3 жыл бұрын
3:31 The perfect timing of him hitting a player and killing him, talking about the japanese getting hit by a storm and dying
@Foxatrot
@Foxatrot 6 жыл бұрын
Casually boosting techno's algorithm by commenting don't mind me keep scrolling
@petresgaminghaven8766
@petresgaminghaven8766 6 жыл бұрын
What if I don't want to keep scrolling?
@Foxatrot
@Foxatrot 6 жыл бұрын
@@petresgaminghaven8766 Then your a nerd
@Foxatrot
@Foxatrot 6 жыл бұрын
@winwin098098 NO you must move along!
@glowingone1774
@glowingone1774 6 жыл бұрын
@winwin098098 stop you've violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
@authorizable
@authorizable 6 жыл бұрын
@@Foxatrot eyyyy I'm gonna stay
@okforyoo
@okforyoo 4 жыл бұрын
Are we gonna ignore the fact that techno said that there are like “12 and a half people in Japan” We get that you like stabbing people in video games, but you shouldn’t do that in real life.
@johnwolverton48
@johnwolverton48 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@alex2005z
@alex2005z 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, you shouldnt? Shit
@veeasaurus
@veeasaurus 3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean I wasn’t supposed to ACTUALLY murder people using medieval torture methods? I only had 2 sources, I needed 3 for the essay!
@trevorseeley9704
@trevorseeley9704 3 жыл бұрын
Yes,yes will we ignore that fact
@PoofyThePandaPro
@PoofyThePandaPro 6 жыл бұрын
casually killed CHO5EN
@capy12340
@capy12340 2 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace Technoblade, we'll always remember you.
@NerdyGirlTay
@NerdyGirlTay 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad that there's someone who loves exams like me. For real, it's so much easier than essays. I'm glad I'm not an English major tho
@ArtBeanWithAJ
@ArtBeanWithAJ 4 жыл бұрын
Teacher: what was your source for this essay? Me: technoblade
@Michaelisnotmyname
@Michaelisnotmyname 4 жыл бұрын
A+
@nuclearbirb7220
@nuclearbirb7220 2 жыл бұрын
A++
@unknown_echo2331
@unknown_echo2331 3 жыл бұрын
Just listening to him ramble.. why is this so relaxing? Is that odd? I dunno. Imma be here for a bit.
@SaraSereSiri
@SaraSereSiri Жыл бұрын
Finally, KZbin recommended something that I actually want to watch. Almost forgot they can do that
@georgepetar2486
@georgepetar2486 4 жыл бұрын
“There is one friend you can calumet on, the Chinese” absolutely killed me
@niceguy82254
@niceguy82254 5 жыл бұрын
"Died in a tornado."
@wgregoryw21
@wgregoryw21 2 жыл бұрын
"Technoblade Never Dies" Rest In Peace King
@eretstxberryprincess1231
@eretstxberryprincess1231 2 жыл бұрын
i already miss his voice.
@nocturnefps
@nocturnefps 6 жыл бұрын
6:30 that is CH05EN he is a master division skyward player and owns a KZbin channel 💪
@toddhoward7649
@toddhoward7649 4 жыл бұрын
Your putting a strong arm emoji on him when he got flawlessed
@okboomerbutitsacat8050
@okboomerbutitsacat8050 4 жыл бұрын
*cough * you know who also was masters division? TECHNOGOD also theyre a leaderboards player and they got flawlessed
@Izaac1337
@Izaac1337 4 жыл бұрын
how is it special that he owns a KZbin channel...
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