Friday Favorites-Best Dad Jokes on Dock Tok

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@johnsmith7298 6 ай бұрын

Dad jokes are eternal.

@keahi7646 6 ай бұрын

They never seem to end.

@deebugger 6 ай бұрын

"AND dismayed!" - great delivery right there!

@DarthZ01 6 ай бұрын

if your normal airplane jokes dont land, its time to just wing it.

@ellenswartz7203 6 ай бұрын

I’m using the watch dogs one tonight a dinner. Hopefully I’ll have ‘em howling. 🥁I’ll see myself out.

@BmanTheChamp 6 ай бұрын

0:13 I was thinking "please say it, please say it" and you did!

@macksonamission1784 6 ай бұрын

That Google hoke was savage. I'm going to remember that one. 💀

@wesvan6 6 ай бұрын

I swerved to avoid hitting a rabbit the other day I missed it by a hare

@Darth-Vater 6 ай бұрын

Darth Vater approves Dad Jokes as a must have subscription.

@-1Laugh 6 ай бұрын

I love the Google joke! Great work. 😊

@FewSavagePals 6 ай бұрын

That's what she said 😂

@rodwyr 6 ай бұрын

I figured the airplane jokes wouldn’t be funny because they are WAAAAY over people’s heads…

@creativetraininghacks 6 ай бұрын

Here is one I came up with myself. Works for Harry Potter fans only, though: "How does a delivery boy calm down a snake?" - "He speaks Parcel tongue"

@anonymousYTviewer69 3 ай бұрын

Harry Potter is satanic.

@lourias 6 ай бұрын

Gor the following, speak the words as though you have a lisp: How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique (you sneak) up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame (same) way! Told to me by my 73 year old boss! I sure miss y'all, Bill III & Bill IV.

@duaneburris7ate9 6 ай бұрын

It's the vacuum that you don't see coming that gets you. Jesus is worth a shot and God dang it he can save you... It is hard but he is not out ta qill ya. And no hangover.😊

@joepullin3350 6 ай бұрын

No one will be dragged to heaven kicking and screaming. God doesn't want to see anyone perish, but he gave us free will to love him or not.

@duaneburris7ate9 6 ай бұрын

@@joepullin3350 they will all stand before the throne to be judged, however that's supposed to go down. Screaming... Could not tell you, haven't been there myself. Will be, one day. Got my name in a book that says so. One book tells the exact day, another tells my exact choice. Only me and the judge know what the one book says. Only the judge knows what the other book says. The judge, by the way, is a very good friend of mine... So... I'm feeling good about seeing him again. Whenever that will be. Jesus loves you, so... Feeling good about that as well.

@GoldVP... 6 ай бұрын

I won't touch tequila

@weswolever7477 6 ай бұрын

Tequila has never touched my lips I always use a straw

@keahi7646 6 ай бұрын

It's not for touching.

@GoldVP... 6 ай бұрын

Smartasses lol

@dr.OgataSerizawa 6 ай бұрын

‘Why is that so hard’? ‘That’s what she said’. 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

@davidhensley76 6 ай бұрын

Your airplane jokes can't seem to get off the ground.

@TylerM1887 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@maxinemcelroy8902 6 ай бұрын

Dock 😅😂 👑🙏💞✝️🐾🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

@sephraqsempai 6 ай бұрын

I've been trying to come up with good jokes about airplanes... but I can't get any of them to land correctly... (REPLY) Stop trying to make them about the 787...