From 1995-2000 I Was Pretty Much Homeless | Joey Diaz

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Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt
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[@henocsilva562]

Joeys life is a movie just waiting to happen. If i were a producer we'd have a whole trilogy. Joey the kid, Coco in colorado, Joey D the Coke fiend comic.

[@danielcasebolt764]

Hey

[@danielcasebolt764]

Hey Hey pp FCC

[@tonythow-wow7766]

😂

[@WestbrookOverrated]

Books coming soon

[@BayAreaMike99]

@@WestbrookOverrated hopefully someone makes a movie off it

[@timmc8444]

the hidden homeless...millions in large cities...and most will never acknowledge it because of the embarrassment

[@jam1ga]

So glad joey made it to this place.Have to credit His lovely wife For the assist.

[@BakuX]

For real you wouldn't think where he was In the past he'd be here in the future and have a kid

[@stevenarmstrong5364]

His wife has to be 10x as badass as him

[@purefaxx3282]

Austin Batton you didnt have to share that. Damn

[@micahl8857]

Austin Batton *too It’s always the dumbass that’s trying to kill the mood

[@bobbyrobbyn1838]

@@micahl8857 lol yous people so annoying always wanting to correct someone and have only that as your base of ammo to insult

[@michaelluciano6101]

The joker doesn't suggest that it's ok to shoot people. I think the idea is that people shoot when they fall through the cracks with mental illness. The movie isn't about superheroes or villains. It's about having your neck stepped on and your face spit in when you need help.

[@mojowolf5597]

Well said!

[@EricNorcross]

Word

[@samueldawkins]

@@ryanwebber672 you are

[@yoholmes273]

Joker as a movie...SUCKS. Cheap Taxi Driver wannabe artsy fartsy steaming garbage made for the woe is me generation.

[@NuonCheaKhmer]

@@yoholmes273 take it easy

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

I've lived in my car, I think everyone should have to go through it...you learn to appreciate a little more than the average person

[@Nastafar]

Have you seen Jerry lately??

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

@@Nastafar - No, but I kicked Cosmo in the head the night before he went to the comedy club to do a set....how'd that turn out for him?

[@johnjordan1948]

"there's nothing wrong with living in a car man, I did for 9years, best years of my life" - Ray LaFlaur

[@mistapookie6104]

11:00 "I lost my car and thats when my apartment got towed.... That's when my apartment got towed""

[@OstendorfProductions]

Lee: "so messed up"

[@officialspaceefrain]

Not easy living the street life my dudes. Appreciate your parents and those who help. Sometimes, when you're alone, your desicions are what keeps you inside or outside. I'm outside now. Not proud of it but fuck it.

[@bayareaomg]

efrain u sure love Rhianna

[@Fuhrious]

You doing alright man?

[@randiemcdonald8210]

Hey man

[@Warrior_of_kristus]

I wonder where you are today

[@unapologeticallynarcissist8694]

@@bayareaomg creepy ass Dude you are

[@altercell_]

“It’s a tough nut to snap... it’s a tough nut to snap; being a comic.”- unintentionally genius!

[@bobbybines7881]

Joey "Sunday night I was at the comedy store" Diaz

[@jessekerlin6725]

“When you see things as a means to an end, they hurt more”

[@sven-number]

I had to rough sleep in London for months at a time. The only thing that kept me going was the thought of a warm bed and watching a movie with some snacks. I believed in my heart that I would feel comfort, entertainment, and luxury again. Now I almost take it for granted. When you have nothing and you need simple things for survival, it puts things into perspective. Never mind how lack of sleep can make your mind think in a different, crazy and somehow motivational way. I would sit on a park bench all day, talking to myself and anyone who walked by. I got beaten up while I was sleeping on a park bench because I told a bicycle gangster not to smoke weed near the children. He came back with his friend and punched me in the head while I was sleeping. When I stood up, there was no one there. I turned around and saw the grey track suit boy. It was on like Donkey Kong. I threw a punch but got hit before I could even see his face. I realised I was fighting two mother fuckers. I focused on the guy in the track suit because I beef with the other guy in the leather hat and jacket. After eating a few more shots, I decided to take him down. I got the lift and was about to dump him on his head, then his mate pulled him down safely. I held him down on the ground or a second. Let him think he could get up. I got a choke hold on him. He tapped and I said, "we don't tap in the streets." I then felt something pointy in my back. Then they made me sit down and punched me in the face. I was kind of hungry, so I literally ate a punch. His knuckles were bleeding, so he decided not to stop. I went for a walk to Camden Town because my mouth was cut. Walked back to the same park and slept on a different bench. The moral of the story is... 'Fuck what they think. It's what you think that matters'

[@rahiemturner9504]

It seems like about to be homeless. Any advise? I’m 22 and i live in London.

[@obrienortega6942]

Uncle Joey preaching truth. These video deserves one million plus views.

[@tobiesoftstudio823]

A wise man can learn from this wiser man.

[@isaaclaflam1321]

Aye, Joey Diaz. Thanks for thalkin about this

[@slimseamster6171]

Love u uncle Joey 😎🤘

[@lukebmajesty2010]

Lee , take the leap my friend, u gotta, we only get one shot at true happiness, your foot is in the door, even if it was for a year, that year would be remembered forever, you make me laugh, go for it man friend🤘🏻 in about 7 months or so, 🖕🏻🦠

[@benmcfarland92]

It’s been 7 months

[@johnbean2596]

It's been 3 years

[@brodyharris7631]

My apartment got towed 😂😂😂. Ive been there

[@abrahamkalaoun]

Joey “Slinging In Jersey” Diaz

[@antpolo3750]

stay black uncle joey.

[@martinlouis911]

damn Uncle Joey....this that real shit

[@edwinmaldonado6746]

True shit man 💯💯💯💯

[@natureisallpowerful]

Joey's book is gonna be a best seller

[@ericpolan1716]

joey is the man

[@partyendsat9235]

Homie had life by the balls

[@JayBadloss1989]

Has*

[@jonathangonzalez5474]

How many times is he gonna bring up Spider-Man 2

[@franciscochavez2591]

As many times as he mentioned the longest yard

[@OstendorfProductions]

You telling me you've ever seen him anywhere else?

[@Dagskybert]

Respekt💪

[@dj_6ix20two6]

10:40 listen closely, you can here Joey start to wheeze 😂😂😂

[@RileyWuzzHere]

UNCLE JOEY!

[@brysonjackson8344]

For two years same here. Fun but it wasn't. Either way, had me flashing back. Lmmfaorotf

[@JesusMartinez-oy7qe]

Joey I was almost homeless Diaz

[@Barbarian1244]

6:33 Lol

[@moneygrinds4216]

Milan tennessee fried chicken best damn fried chicken ever made -joey i live 15 minutes away btw joey the tore down the old building and put a new one right behind it the recipe the same tho

[@Real-fussball]

If you look at the picture next to joey close enough you see a Flying Jew.

[@giorgiogazzola5972]

Joey "How ya fuckin doin ovah heah" Diaz.

[@anthonykryzak273]

I lost everything in a housefire, around the same time I had my truck engine sieze and bend all the valves and need to be rebuilt but it was mid covid and it took 2 months to get it into a garage.. My long distance girlfriend invited me to move back to vermont with my horses and parrots and stay with her.. She threw me out on the street within 4 days and gave serious dagger eyes as soon as i moved in.. She put halters on my horses and called animal control to come pick them up and I havent seen them since.. Then I was camping outside on the back of a friends property and had a raccoon break into my parrots cage and eat my 12 year old female conure in front of her 21 year old mate sunshine, who got ripped up badly and his life hung in the balance when I rushed him ri the vet.. He was in 24 hour vet care for months on end and during that time I was working as an electrical engineer at an I.T. company.. I slept on the swinging benches on the burlington waterfront. I showered at a gym on my walk into work and washed two of my three sets of clothing at laundromats every other night.. All of my friends, family my girl they all turned their backs on me so fast that my head spun.. I was acxused of being and addict but the truth was that the vt housing crisis came to a head around the time I lost everything. It really is that hard to find an apartment rn.. I set up a backpacking hammock at a campground eventually and set up a more permenant residence.. All I had to keep me going durring that time was my feathered friend of 21 years who was clinging to life but not showinf promisng signs.. The lady who runs the place woukd put her phone one top of his cage and let me have a vocal back and fourth with my buddy and on the days I got lucky I could get him worked up and making happy sounds with me.. Eventually I ended up with my truck back and I slept in that for the rest of the year throught to the winter working two jobs to get back on track.. Never once did I panhandle or go a day without showering and none of my co-workers knew anything.. homelessness has a lot of faces and causes.. dont judge until you have been there.. I currently live in a long term hotel and this was nearly two years ago.. It takes a long time to rebuild your life

[@davidalpizar410]

Jose Antonio 😂😛🗽 Dios te bendiga

[@jcsimmons1035]

Uncle Joey

[@a.puente7831]

Joey Diaz is the American dream.

[@jackcambric8480]

When you Ara homeless all you due is walk and think.and go down thé rabbit whole.

[@wtfobiden]

Uncle Joey will tell you how it is.

[@JacobC479]

5:02 You're welcome

[@JimWilson1967]

Go yo yo

[@leejganderson7827]

🍀🌞😬😉🌹🌾🌷🍁🌺💐🌞🌝 I was homeless not wigat a woman like me MENTALLY wasn't prepared for but..Survived it..DON MIT WANT IT EVER AGAIN!!!!! YES .. LIVE AND REALLY LEARN BUT.... IT WAS COLD IN EVERY SHAPE OR FORM!!!!

[@KemetOG]

😎

[@brenndanrahe9926]

Damn he was homeless when I was 0-5

[@joeldukes303]

Mmmhmmmm...

[@Marcsxx]

Joey “Homeless from 1995-2000” Diaz

[@Wayzor_]

I was too... except I was following Phish.

[@yankees29]

Been there, seen it done it! I did 1997 summer tour. Good times.

[@leejganderson7827]

Who is watching this5.2020... Also h Thiey...etc.. been * HOMELESS* BUT NOW OK..STILL COUCH SURFING....???? 🤔🙄🤔🙄🤔🙄🤔🙄🏡🏢🏡🏢🏡

[@andrewissner2316]

Sneaky top 5 clip of all time only 66 comments 34k views these are the real fans

[@datniggatoken]

Best times I ever had in life was being homeless. Nothing like sleeping outside waking up with the sun

[@marcp3788]

Nothing like not being able to wipe your ass after you take a shit outside

[@lilyummy3371]

nothing like waking up outside with no immediate place to shower and freshen up, no job so your money slowly drains out, Cant get a job because you look like a bum. No decent meals and no place to completly relax.

[@comfortablynumb2469]

Maybe in some country ass town with no crime. I used to be homeless on the atreets of Miami. Ruthless

[@EverythingNuclear]

Joey, to me, is like that crazy alcoholic sat next to you in the doctors waiting room. You hear these crazy stories, know they're mostly bullshit and have huge creative licence, but fuck they're interesting 😂

How many more episodes are people gonna take of Joey making shit up and rambling over every guest.

[@joeldukes303]

That’s why some of us listen, it helps me go to sleep

[@dnm2795]

Black guy got a name?

[@brotothewilliams9890]

How did u get fat no hate but how u be eating that good

[@renobanner3305]

Are you taking about when he was homeless ? I think he had a bunch of comedian buddies to mouch off of josh wolf, dougie Stanhope, ralphie may, Rogan too but later on . I don't know how else he could support himself and a cocaine addiction unless he's bullshiting .

[@that1guy246]

Enough for food and Coke but not rent

[@spencerfries7449]

Broto theWilliams there’s tons of fat homeless people

[@defoperator7993]

Carbs

[@jordanbryant5035]

"Pretty much homeless" means he didn't have a steady place like a apartment with a lease. He wasn't sleeping on park benches lol

[@raulzamora4523]

?. Are you fake good comedian.

[@samueldawkins]

?

[@albanoarapi7801]

It’s raining it’s pouring my love life boring me to tears