FUNNIEST BREAKUP TEXTS

[@VaazkLShorts]

DROP SOME IDEAS!!!! SUBSCRIBE FOR DAILY VIDEOS!!!

[@charged_kaon]

SPACE MEMES

[@Reptile2107]

DAY 70 OF ASKING FOR ED EDD N EDDY MEMES!

[@Ierzi]

SPORT MEMES

[@SheepLiver]

irish memes?

[@sausagegaming78]

lord or the rings memes day 30

[@Spicylittletrees]

“I can’t live without you 😭☹️😢😫” “Then die”

[@The_Approaching_Storm320]

Sisyphus prime kicks in

[@thefoxboi9535]

@@The_Approaching_Storm320 *WAR starts playing*

[@tamaramisner8300]

My favorite one is “Roses are red, Violets are blue, you really thought I would cry over you? I said that I loved you, you thought that was true, well guess what player, you just go played to”

[@bluiciousalt7804]

It has the same energy as “I beg to differ” “Then beg”

[@Swagenstein]

I’d straight up kill myself lol, not even joking

[@柊ハサミ05]

"what's up?" "My standards, bye‼️‼️🎉" "But i can't live without you" "Then die 🗣️🗣️💯💯🔥"

[@PrakulsExplorations-uk4xc]

Got roasted and then deep fried

[@billtheory2000]

"LET ME BREAK UP WITH YOU!" "Nah." 💀

[@MagicarpEnjoyer]

(Screaming intensifies internally)

[@SillyGoob_XD]

Now thats a way to not break up 😂😅

[@CLOUDZZ-J8E]

real

[@billtheory2000]

so quoting the same words actually work to get likes. Not doing this again

[@aithersky8351]

Japan's official response to Poland's declaration of war:

[@shlingusdingus4174]

1:41 This is DEVASTATING. Never have I seen messages mess up a person's life in 4 short sentences.

[@DDoodles99]

😢 rest in peace the’r marriage

[@not-so-obvious_autism777]

7:49 10:43 I love when the two people who are getting played with just have an immediate agreement that the bad person here is their boyfriend/girlfriend, not each other

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Yeah, i had a moment like this, and I talked to the dude afterwards. It turns out she said she was single when she hooked up with him, so I want you to just remember ladies and gents. It's entirely possible that the other person has no idea your partner was cheating on you

[@nilartun101]

"I'm breaking up with u.." "Will u marry me? " damn.. that hits hard

[@Vil...]

He's never recovering from that one

[@DualshakaTGK]

The thumbnail bro💀 Edit:MOM I'M FAMOUS GET THE CAMERA!!!

[@palmossi]

0:57

[@toast5425]

nvm

[@DualshakaTGK]

@@toast5425 blud who the FUCK asked

[@toast5425]

@@DualshakaTGK did i ruffle a feather?

[@Chompywomper]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@toast5425bro u mean he pulled HIS FAKE RYTH CAT TAIL OFF

[@Bobbiejoinscore]

“Now my hand is going-“ “I’m breaking up with you” 💀

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Lol

[@AnnoyedSonic]

Those mistakes where the girl wasn’t actually breaking up and the guy just misunderstood are an excellent example of why you should never jump to conclusions, especially not with your significant other.

[@fullmoonshadow6967]

Some of them were females jumping to conclusions. Like 15:38

[@strangecolouredbird]

Most of these are simply proof you should ONLY ask "what, why?" when your partner says you're breaking up in case it was a typo.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Yeah, still funny tho

[@SMILEYFACE3412]

I have been waiting for my Greek mythology memes.

[@DivineReunfication]

Same my bro

[@HGTV-Decoder58]

@@DivineReunficationyour pfp

[@adriennerichards656]

Nah cuz there’ll probably be a few memes about Zeus cheating on Hera and how messed up Greek mythology is

[@SMILEYFACE3412]

@@adriennerichards656 that's the good part.

[@mellcxny]

It's gonna be all about the wild family tree 😬😭

[@GRAVKEN]

That was funny ,but i felt my heart being squeezed with every message for some reason.

[@mateshpl6552]

yeah this is hurtful

[@baconheadhair6938]

your having sqeezeing rib cage because its gelified frokm all your running

[@Yoshi76257]

I’m pretty sure the text he was reading when he hurt his hand was one he read earlier in the video

[@Dovah_Slayer]

It was

[@Link-from-hyrule]

1:39 Fs in chat for this poor luck for the man

[@aditi002jens7]

Bros FBI agent hates him

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Bro, the "then die" is amazing, short, sweet, and absolutely not buying into the bs

[@rubygracemoseley8144]

“But I can’t live without you!” “Then DIE!” Dang person has no chill 😂

[@Cotf6]

I WOULD NEVER LEAVE A MAN IF HE CARES FOR MEMES

[@SirPizza247]

Cool ima woman too

[@theefficientguy7202]

Date meeee

[@Cotf6]

@theefficientguy7202 would you date a Malay Muslim tho🤔

[@baconheadhair6938]

@@Cotf6nah

[@Sacrifeast]

@@baconheadhair6938Ts right here 😭

[@IsabellaRivera-sh8po]

"every kiss begins with k ;)" "too bad ugly starts with U."

[@CharlieSpringHeartstopper]

5:24 that took a dark turn.

[@lenee8959]

It’s even more funny when the person is in the wrong and trying to play victim, and the person who was really on the bad end is being caddy.

[@Link-from-hyrule]

2:59 priorities are in line

[@notveryheric6969]

1:51 that had to be the smoothest shit I’ve seen

[@KikiQueen497]

Yea I agree

[@Mist9014-z]

“What do u think abt our love?” “count the stars in the sky” “Aww.. its infinity!” “nop, its just a waste of time” ATEEE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎

[@K4rmaisac4t]

0:10 reminds me of “I think we should see other people” “are you being fr? WHAT THE **** IS WITH THE CONFETTI?”

[@Kawf._.is-trash]

YES LMAO I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT AHAHHA

[@baconheadhair6938]

cuz rhey just copied it and made it less funny

[@Shadow_Microwaive]

3:56, money and pizza. Nice

[@jamiegioca9448]

“But I can’t live without you” *_”T H E N D I E .”_* 💀💀💀

[@flashflashhundredyarddash1501]

6:45 The only way to respond to that text is to ”Too*”

[@Appl3F4ng]

LMAO FR

[@linkfan2109]

the thumbnail is CRAZY

[@ElijahInabox]

Ruth-less 😂

[@Link-from-hyrule]

5:09 i love this i dont know why also Vaazkl we need memes from the meme bin aka unfunny memes

[@anthophila_]

11:17 this is the best one lmao

[@wqytqqmqnyqs]

"Then die" is fucking wild 💀💀

[@The_Approaching_Storm320]

2:26 skippwd cutscene

[@AzaloonyToons]

I don’t have a lover, and this is hilarious.

[@Phone_guyFnaf]

Same

[@Bupboy]

Same, by choice, but same

[@azloii9781]

Love is… overrated?

[@whispery_cloud14]

I had a stupidly toxic boyfriend and this is hilarious.

[@EpikFoodBois_OG]

What I learned today: Vaazkl’s name is Jonathan

[@weirdLEXbutok]

i already knew for some strange reason

[@chaoslord_6664]

Jonathan watching his fanbase slowly collect personal information on him: 🗿

[@GreenCat188]

Where

[@BearBeatzu]

“All you care about is memes” I wish I had me a man or a woman who only cared about memes. I don’t care who, I just want somebody who loves memes.

[@Supe4]

The amount of time your/you're has been misspelt has killed me

[@krakentoast]

I'm glad my texts aren't in this video 💀

[@raktimjs]

5:46 "How am I supposed to forget you when..." 💀☠

[@zr7hd.1905]

5:20 OMG IM DEAD 😂😂😂😂

[@Acezcorner]

We need a relationship just to write these

[@SD120TOMB]

1:58 “I literally did this skit with Esdeath on her Cheater AU and it WORKED, for the most part.” Please note, this quote was me reliving that moment. Really. And it was PURELY FICTIONAL, sooo just a simulation of it all.

[@leh.6913]

9:54 holy sht I laughed too hard at this

[@NATER-TAINMENT]

Wann hear my breakup message? “ “ Get it? It’s cuz I’ve always been lonely

[@a.s.raiyan2003-4]

Same same

[@sikosonix901]

And you always be lonely, just like me fr fr

[@isacfxd3163]

Why the long spaces 😭😭😭

[@Bupboy]

​@@isacfxd3163dramatic pause for the big reveal

[@Jayjohnson904-y7k]

Y'all are so emo

[@ChristopherCapersJones]

6:00 Ouch. That was BRUTAL!!

[@xoxo.harper-t7j]

Oh gosh “I got with your sister😭”

[@coolranchdorito6635]

That’s actually crazy

[@xoxo.harper-t7j]

@@coolranchdorito6635 it is!😭

[@XxSnom16]

Love how this is in my recommended when i just got broken up with i am so pleased rn :3

[@Wyvern18plus]

I just got a nsfw ad substituting the deed for tool in (i skipped it at that point) And this is why people use ad blockers

[@Bupboy]

I wish i had an adblocker on mobile cuz thats where i use youtube the most and ads are very atrocious here

[@ProulxS]

@@Bupboy If you use Android you can use Revanced. If you use Apple you can use KZbin Premium since you like paying more for what other have free :D (jkjk sorry I don't know how apple solution work but I know it would require jailbreak)

[@ProulxS]

@@Bupboy REgarding oVer for your options for ANdroid mobile youtube there is an app that does that but i Cannot say its namE in a comment or it get deleted. please look the capital letters in this comment for its name. for ios there are few solutions as well but i never tested them so cannot say if brave brower or alternative store is the solution for you. but yeah there are mobile solutions as well

[@ProulxS]

@@Bupboy Mobile solutions exists but their name are prohibited here. Check out google.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

And yet because youtube just HAS to make Google money (even though they have ads ON THEIR SEARCH ENGINE AND ARE ALRRADY MAKING MORE MONEY THAN KZbin EVER WILL) Google is still improving their anti ad blocker technology

[@Sonica_2001]

1:39 Most infuriating thing I've seen this year, and it's just begun.

[@karakreativebujo]

I don't care that almost all of them are fake, it's still funny and I needed a laugh 🤣

[@tacosaregoodhehe]

7:56 I fucking love it when dudes work together like this

[@jamiehernandez57]

Some of these may be fake, but i'm sure they still serve as good inspiration for those looking to break up

[@blueing4]

6:44 i read that contact name as X-Bow 😂

[@amoshiii-07]

''Ugly starts with U'', thats something i say to people i hate in skl.... 💀

[@Kiyomi-Nakamura]

6:18 Little than she knew, it was the best friend who broke up first

[@Therealtriplemeow2]

Bro fumbled so hard 😭😭😭 3:47

[@TomP-f6p]

12:42 I half expected for her to say “I am”

[@jacecurtis1090]

That background music is a frighten bop my guy

[@briancollar4104]

The first one is so good. "I'm breaking up with you. Oh sorry wrong person babe. 🤔🤔🤔

[@sivval_7]

The fact almost everyone in this video used “your” instead of “you’re” is bugging me. I thought people grew out of that.

[@Bupboy]

Oh no, the misuse of certain similar yet different words in the english language continues to be insanely high, "whats a grammar" most people would say, i think its kinda sad people still dont know the difference between your and you're, or there, their and they're, cuz thats like 5th grade grammar stuff

[@weirdLEXbutok]

they haven’t grown out of it . they will never grow out of it . and will continue making excuses as to why 😂😂😂😂

[@JaydenJames-nl5qo]

Fifth grade?! Wasn't it third? ​@@Bupboy

[@js1a2sturniolo3fan4]

omg shuuuuut uppppppppp i can tell your/were a teachers pet

[@Bupboy]

@@js1a2sturniolo3fan4 the fact you somehow used your in the sentence despite it not needing one only proves our point

[@Arina_143_bg]

Omg ur voice god❤

[@TheNewbiecheese]

If your girl/boyfriend is going to break up just because you care about memes, they weren’t meant for you from the start

[@Apocalypse_Meow...]

It's like push ups on your knees, it's just not working out😂😂🤣👍😎

[@NotThePokemaster]

One: I want to break up The other: will you marry me Both at the same time

[@Thattrainguy24]

15:31 that caught me of guard and it’s 1am😂🤣

[@J4sp3r_isnotHere]

15:42 bro now my hand is going like "I'm breaking up with you"

[@baconheadhair6938]

2:16 nah they’re not single they’re with anna now

[@EnderFyre8579]

3:38 DANG. Although I've heard smth like that before.

[@EdenHenry-s5m]

idk the breakup breadsticks were def what i would want

[@KimyrTheKlanceShipper]

5:05 "When i say "Vol", you say..?" "...Voltron...?"

[@lightoftheearth8731]

I NEEDED to watch this before breaking up with my last ex😭😭😂

[@88Moebius8]

The thumbnail is what im living rn

[@buvulfugar1122]

Best pick-up line: -hey something new was born right now! -what? -the relation between us 🤑🤑🤑

[@historianKelly]

Hey, something died just now! What? My desire to be around you! BYEEEEE!

[@SanguineRain24]

I’m not even looking at the texts themselves I’m looking at the contacts names 💀

[@jir_UwU]

watching this knowing ill never get a boyfriend so ill never relate to anyone going through a breakup

[@uknowidontcare]

1:50 wow this one is nice actually

[@Extreme_Boy575]

The Ex pickup line lol

[@DecapObsessed]

This is the best thing to wake up to!

[@totallynight7972]

The Lion King one.. that would probably why if my boyfriend loved Lion King he would break up. I too laugh when Mufasa dies.

[@bustedeyes]

watching this in class

[@historianKelly]

Your teacher/instructor knows. Nothing more distracting when you're teaching than students on devices. No surprise they couldn't pass the class. 😂

[@milkshake426]

bro the fallout one is crazy💀11:18

[@RobIoshinob]

“Im breaking up with you” “Nuh uh”

[@burnt.m1lk]

"this is such a stupid thing to Fallout 4" THIS MADE ME CACKLE AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING RN also, if you want Oreo cereal, if you have a zion market nearby or maybe another asian supermarket, they might have it.

[@Moonlightmanga-h7s]

The thumbnail reminds me of "I would die for you"❤ "THEN PERISH"💀

[@ItzPotato3clispe]

Unrizzing the rizzler be like💀:

[@kokukun6907]

the text one of emojis got me i dont understand why

[@oakleytheaussie7522]

9:31 "And everyone loves me!!" (ref)

[@UnripenedSoil_]

why do i hear distant gunshots

[@tatianeagra]

one time i was watching a try not to laugh vid and there was a meme about someones gf breaking up with the guy recording, then he said "okay lol" and started playing geometry dash

[@baines803]

1:50 wait that was so cute though

[@lisort72]

1:39 this is painful😂😂😂😂

[@TheGuyOfGuys2013]

2:42 their reaction is mine if someone who likes me just starts speaking like this-

[@Schimeto]

Either Marc's or Aldi occasionally sells "Oreo Os" for a couple weeks at a time. (This is not random. It is part of one of the texts.)

[@gunner_melon445]

lol I'm immune to these

[@ManInTheDark-AK47]

1:56 one i use on my gf a couple of times xD Her:"What woud you do do if i broke up with you?" Me:"Get with my ex(:" Her:"Now i see how much you care Im DONE -.-" Me: "Hey wamma hang out?" Her:Go too your ex >:(" Me: Youn are my ex TwT"

[@MerlinDerMagier]

That’s depressing

[@thewafflingwaffle]

3:56 tbh i wouldn't even be mad

[@kevtheoggamer6672]

These are savage

[@SaromeGamer]

Thumbnail will probably get someone cancelled 💀 9:51 Most W breakup ive seen 9:55 kid couldnt type bc of his goldfish attention span so he used emojis instead 12:50 was she dating a zoo? 13:26 ANOTHER ZOO?! 15:30 dude you cant just give us a dupe 17:33 w father

[@Solstice-azura]

its all funny until you realise how devastating it is actually