TWO HOURS??? Well I’ve got something to watch while I game now
@manbanadan66612 жыл бұрын
Wassup conner
@parabolaaaaa49192 жыл бұрын
Wassup conner
@nymphei2 жыл бұрын
wassup conner
@tay99672 жыл бұрын
Wassup conner
@tisseewwww2 жыл бұрын
I broke the wassup Conner chain....
@babyfaceweeb89372 жыл бұрын
Got 23 minutes in, saw the line wasn't going anywhere and then looked at the run time. Fainted feeding us a 10 course meal.
@bryanthealienn2 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣
@kindauncool2 жыл бұрын
Right lol
@aotziz Жыл бұрын
Fr
@jmiod28192 жыл бұрын
Use this comment as a: we love you fainted, and appreciate you for making our days a tini tiny bit better with your every upload, this 2h howistwitter free is way more then we couldve ever asked for
@kullancadi60292 жыл бұрын
No
@falon51172 жыл бұрын
What
@effortcivilengineersinteri37842 жыл бұрын
Oke i didn't know the name of the channel when i read this. Welp now i know
@BananaPudding_2 жыл бұрын
I was so confused when I first read your comment because I had forgotten that this KZbinrs name is “Fainted”, and I thought you meant that you loved when this youtuber was actually fainted
@deflowerdefile2 жыл бұрын
took me 2 bathroom breaks and a cup of coffee to realize this was 2 hours
@feraluwu94262 жыл бұрын
same tbh. im a lil slow sometimes. owo
@Viewer8692 жыл бұрын
Didn't realize it was 2 hours until I read this
@Lopksueddhu2 жыл бұрын
Whenever I hear the intro my day gets instantly better
@JimiArchive2 жыл бұрын
These tweets are f**cking hilarious 😂
@izae_lifestyle2 жыл бұрын
frr
@StankD0G2 жыл бұрын
You literally haven’t watched the full thing yet
@Arnoldismouldy2 жыл бұрын
Bot
@theanyways19402 жыл бұрын
fuck bots
@colown83192 жыл бұрын
shut
@reexespufffs2 жыл бұрын
6:09 Why do i find this adorable? Especially the small voice he made.
@hepo35442 жыл бұрын
13:55 I am a teacher and actually I do use discord in my lessons. Way more convenient than anything else. Plus it's fun to make a meme dump at the end of the year, because they deserve it
@nutofwisdom7912 жыл бұрын
😔🙏
@smtmonke2 жыл бұрын
Ok but how many of your students have anime profile pictures? Asking for a scientific study on weebs and social ineptitude
@hepo35442 жыл бұрын
@@smtmonke about 17%
@smtmonke2 жыл бұрын
@@hepo3544 Ah yes the hard hitting numbers we need to know. Thank you.
@hepo35442 жыл бұрын
@@smtmonke ask and you shall receive 😁
@_exolite2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching this since 2019. How far you have come as a content creator. I’m looking forward to seeing you grow and put out more and more awesome content!
@corbeaner98452 жыл бұрын
Bruh it’s only two hours long tho not three years
@_exolite2 жыл бұрын
@@corbeaner9845 I can’t tell if your serious or not.
@corbeaner98452 жыл бұрын
@@_exolite obviously???
@alliexcx55762 жыл бұрын
Same
@Kin_fe2 жыл бұрын
Been watching these tweets for 3 years? NICE
@sakuchiyai2 жыл бұрын
Bro I was watching this for 10 minutes until I realized it was 2 HOURS LONG happy holidays fam
@Grahzzyhardcore2 жыл бұрын
Content
@luxx4562 жыл бұрын
cool pfp, i love it
@sakuchiyai2 жыл бұрын
@@luxx456 thanks, you too
@luxx4562 жыл бұрын
@@sakuchiyai fellow Undertale fan?
@sakuchiyai2 жыл бұрын
@@luxx456 you caught me B)
@microwave99962 жыл бұрын
That giant custard cream is every British person's dream, I'm British, I can confirm we need that custard cream
@CookieIsMyCat092 жыл бұрын
Fellow bean
@Viewer8692 жыл бұрын
Nagito
@microwave99962 жыл бұрын
@@Viewer869 Nagito
@LaktozAJ2 жыл бұрын
56:48 having "playing masks" used to be an actual mandate amongst school bands... at least, it was in our band lol also glad to see this vid drop on my bday, best present i could ask for
@lpspatronus95362 жыл бұрын
4:19 we had those on our main family computer when I was younger. We still have them, but don’t use them anymore. We also have more than just a computer and a laptop.
@supermegachad32362 жыл бұрын
Fainted your channel is growing a lot recently
@MonkeyDToniProductions2 жыл бұрын
1:19:13 Memories man, they are coming back and it feels sad (left side)
@amr2002amrTM2 жыл бұрын
57:05 the fact that Karl Jacobs is ace spec makes this 100% better lol
@screentime85492 жыл бұрын
dude this is my 3rd time watching this. im now organizing my wardrobe. you have such a soothing voice. its perfect.
@meatkirbo2 жыл бұрын
If I got banned for not saying bye in a VC I'd just accept it and keep others away, because that shit makes no sense at all and I hope they fix that.
@AstralMuffins2 жыл бұрын
it's not that it doesn't make sense, it's that you do not have manners get some manners and try again chief
@GurrBrew2 жыл бұрын
your soothing voice together with the funny stuff = the best youtube channel in the frickin world
@CloudyShxne2 жыл бұрын
That "Le poggere" really got me since I'm a twitch streamer myself LOL
@sentientdumpstersludge2 жыл бұрын
I love the fact so many iconic memeulous tweets made it into this compilation
@lilguy42062 жыл бұрын
35:01 we just gonna ignore the fact that the man replying to keemstar's tweet said that his girl was 2 years old
@noobchips58032 жыл бұрын
14:12 Hand them a cat, it’ll piss them off cause Venti will start sneezing
@3lvir4_..2 жыл бұрын
Nobody gonna talk about the sound being Delayed as soon as Chandler appears in the vid ?
@stinkymayo31242 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was confused no one was talking about it either
@spice13782 жыл бұрын
Bro Karl is the 1 of the purest people on earth 90% of the time. Then that sweet sweet realization and watching him turn red 😂😂
@bonganeskinna32872 жыл бұрын
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@protobeans11112 жыл бұрын
1:09:02 love how he says "america" but its brazil
@guggilotl5832 жыл бұрын
Omg I clicked without checking the time this is 2 hours long lmaooo
@__s_ss62262 жыл бұрын
I just realized this is 2 hours- I’m only 29:29 minutes in- LMAO
@yourfriendlyneighborhooddemon2 жыл бұрын
"There's just no excuse, if your 6'5 and getting no girls." People over 6'5 and gay: Am I a joke to you?
@dangertamer79142 жыл бұрын
yes
@barron2042 жыл бұрын
After 10 tries and countless adds I made it to the end. Cheers and bring on 22.
@inzanity_heheheha32662 жыл бұрын
n o
@kittieismexoxo85802 жыл бұрын
when you're an hour and 15 minutes in and realize that you just missed that history final
@inaju2 жыл бұрын
what happened?
@sawyerv56512 жыл бұрын
@@inaju they missed their history final
@inaju2 жыл бұрын
@@sawyerv5651 I meant what happened after, like if they could take it later or if they failed history lol. As a student, that just sounded hella stressful, and I would've had a panic attack if I missed a final.
@sawyerv56512 жыл бұрын
@@inaju I know, I was just making a joke
@thehiddenrune2 жыл бұрын
24:56 As a girl named Sophie I feel personally attacked😭
@TheFallenGrimm2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@INACTIVE126782 жыл бұрын
To answer your question, the Minecraft creature you were talking about is called an iron golem, it protects villagers and attacks any monsters aside from creepers
@xninoviumx2 жыл бұрын
I’m 12 and I get mad when they rearrange the supermarket and the lego store. Like,why they gotta do that? Smh 🤦♀️
@patrickriarchy60542 жыл бұрын
Drinking with an 8yr old is probably much more wholesome then what they were talking about...
@hopespasta69122 жыл бұрын
44:45 No joke, I hold my pen like that as well 💀
@Pandora_Ravenheart2 жыл бұрын
I still have my rose-gold DS in perfect condition. I still play it from time-to-time.
@4theloveofhar2302 жыл бұрын
1:32 he only had enough money to get the presents or the beer so he gave in and went with his heart
@mckenzielynn63112 жыл бұрын
Bro when fainted's voice is like. "Look Addis lil doodt!!!!!" MY HEART- I- *cardiac arrest*
@619362 жыл бұрын
Karl really took the ultimate W
@wistnobu2 жыл бұрын
OMG I WATCHED THIS ALL DAYYY
@neozero25982 жыл бұрын
After a year of not watching you, imma binge
@FoolishFlock2 жыл бұрын
7:07 my dude Dinesh must've really needed that Delivery Tip $$$!!!.... Lolz!!! 😆😂
@SanityWasTaken2 жыл бұрын
KZbin recommended this faster than a gen z moment uploaded on tiktok
@porcelain_fruit8062 жыл бұрын
Having a panic attack and KZbin says this will give me anxiety relief lol
@HolyGoddessMotherAnne2 жыл бұрын
Well I'm glad your fine.
@soup57912 жыл бұрын
29:22 that things gotta be a weeping angel
@amberkat81472 жыл бұрын
The place we lived before we moved to this city, there was a cat next door who wasn't allowed in his own house because the owner was allergic. So every day this cat would wait for my mom to get off work and hang out with her until she got up to go to bed, then he'd leave. I don't know why so many other cats do it though.
@youraveragerandomviewer51862 жыл бұрын
This was so enjoyable I didn't know it was 2 hours long
@Dragon-Slay3r Жыл бұрын
Your crazy and sweet like choclate lol Im supposed to be working out the secrets of the universe and you go me chasing allsorts of shaytaans 😂
@diggitydogz20992 жыл бұрын
45:20 bro I wrote that way all throughout middle school i just taught myself lmao
@fuzzy_potato45332 жыл бұрын
45:22 the guy with the wacky pencil grip, he ALSO puts his watch on his dominant hand lol
@thirstymonkey61532 жыл бұрын
1:17:23 that’s literally every single thing that school teaches about abusive relationships like bruh
@tvman97202 жыл бұрын
i always put these like 2 hr videos on and just watch it over the course of the whole day
@totally_not_xen2 жыл бұрын
Fainted: “What’s up cuties? My name’s Fainted…” Me: YAY FUNNY BRITISH MAN READ TWITTER TWEET TIME YAYYYY!!! Love you Fainted. Seriously, keep up the amazing work.
@hametsu4752 жыл бұрын
53:23 if you're still wondering, he's called Steel Squidward, AKA Steeldward
@breezey_parcheesey2 жыл бұрын
In America a sesh is usually related to a "smoke sesh" as in smoking weed
@ballerinalove2 жыл бұрын
4:40 is a enemies to lover’s relationship we never knew we needed
@xx__crazydoggo__xx45672 жыл бұрын
Wait but his laugh is amazing
@scootaloowonderbolt96472 жыл бұрын
1:49 poor penguin bro looks so lost and confused like he/she took a wrong turn while swinging lol
@VoidExileYT2 жыл бұрын
1:00:02 well there's just a tiny problem. I can do that too and it's one of the simplest things you can do in photoshop. Simply put both images into photoshop, get the eraser tool and erase from one picture. Of course, i might be missing something
@rekucii46972 жыл бұрын
Listening to this while playing? Perfect
@Lav3nder-Tears2 жыл бұрын
We all know that the craziest tweets are from Wendy’s
@v_doll2 жыл бұрын
1:34:58 There are actually!! There's this event called 'Night of the museums' in my city every summer and I believe kids are allowed entry for free (I went there a long time ago so I don't remember all the details). It's pretty cool
@josegonzales91692 жыл бұрын
There's just no way I can chew though all of this...
@ItzMythxcal2 жыл бұрын
‘mate you’ve never had a girlfriend shut up’ I LOVED THAT
@apineappleinparticular2 жыл бұрын
h-he…. called me a cutie
@reversalz_33592 жыл бұрын
its crazy how i watched this whole thing these tweets are stupidly funny
@BlizzardGaming22 жыл бұрын
So early that i cant see any other cuties 🥺
@Djdjndxjsnd2 жыл бұрын
Did I just watch all this instead of being productive? Yes. Yes I did
@anthule7-2242 жыл бұрын
1:39:57 Finally, after all these years, He won a challenge.
@Tigerlygaming2 жыл бұрын
At 3:09, the big is a western conifer seed bug and they terrorize me in my uni dorm room 😭😭 I would recognize that big anywhere because I had to look it up a million time to make sure it wasn’t a “kissing bug”
@lunalalaleana2 жыл бұрын
I swear I'm going insane. Does Fainted sound like Geofilms to anyone else?
@itz_elioftw2 жыл бұрын
Yess!
@bryn10632 жыл бұрын
I need this guy to say "what a bargain" it'll really sell it
@lunalalaleana2 жыл бұрын
@@bryn1063 omg yes
@radiantlyrad88442 жыл бұрын
Really got me through my multiple hour road trip
@eearthworm5542 жыл бұрын
truly a blessing, thank u fainted 💪
@llauwa2 жыл бұрын
the princess and the pauper + barbie and the three musketeers were my FAVORITES
@kimdenny79782 жыл бұрын
29:50-30:32 is adorable
@Zacian2.02 жыл бұрын
35:19 This dude is making a buildabear harem XD
@BlindingWulf2 жыл бұрын
Just finished 2 hours later, I wonder how long it took to edit
@Grahzzyhardcore2 жыл бұрын
He probably used windows movie maker
@awedora2 жыл бұрын
@@Grahzzyhardcore he did i was the laptop
@mig-21interceptor622 жыл бұрын
me and my friends would shake up our apple juice and pretend it was beer
@KazeDBG2 жыл бұрын
The smlemusic one is just karma for when he was thanking SaltyPhish for helping him get his GED so Salty can bag Minx
@erenramfam32152 жыл бұрын
Bro I love this! I love watching your videos and I am constantly looking for more to watch and this 2 hour one is amazing and hilarious The iron golem replacing the bull was probably one of my favorite tweets
@theonlybilge Жыл бұрын
7:33 that's when you respond "Just kidding, definitely not yours though"
@smleo16172 жыл бұрын
18:37 I just heard him saying that and then an add pops up and then someone starts screaming 😂
@tufie75192 жыл бұрын
I'm sick asf rn shit have me laughing so hard my ribs felt like they were gonna break
@GasStationSandwich2 жыл бұрын
2 HOURS!? The gods have given me a SIGN!
@haroldpotato22452 жыл бұрын
Bro the intro already had me dying
@seeksix96122 жыл бұрын
thank you for the long vido sir faint man
@babowasalwayshere2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: That way of holding pencils is actually very often indicative of autism, and/or can also be indicative of musculoskeletal issues. I'm autistic and have hypermobile Ehler's Danlos syndrome (most notable symptom being I'm double jointed... not as awesome as it sounds), and while I don't hold my pencil quite like those ways, I also don't hold it 'right' per se. Oftentimes we hold pencils wrong because either our muscle structure isn't strong enough to support a proper grip or our joints are too loose (in my case, my fingers actually bend backward and I have no control over this.. people in the hEDS community often refer to this as 'overextending' and it's the only way to lock my limbs in place but it tends to look creepy to people who don't personally experience it), in either since oftentimes leading to a very wobbly script. We hold pencils oddly to counterbalance and compensate for this.
@infinite27292 жыл бұрын
so glad I found this channel, these lengthy vids are a gift *💚SUBSCRIBED💚*
@michaelxenlir172 жыл бұрын
Loll the way u put urself in the vid @ 16:29
@Soupurman2 жыл бұрын
Fainted you really said "Halo FREE"
@Tired_Kye2 жыл бұрын
1:02 The fact that Dabi is there makes it better- 💀 👍😀
@jangofett75932 жыл бұрын
true, but the fact that dabi is there doesn't change my hatred towards monkies, monkies suck, they are horrid and disgusting. go watch them murder their babies on yt because they are bored. they do horrible stuff to eachother that would make our prisoners look innocent. they and they are honestly supremely ugly, make ear gratingly horrendous noises, and see just plain disgusting and dumb all around.
@beanslife18692 жыл бұрын
38:05 And this is how I spent my early 2000's
@VibeCheckYT2 жыл бұрын
Bruh someone just hit the most diabolical lick ever💀 29:23
@Coquette9742 жыл бұрын
“I have never met a tiny Italian man” so we ain’t gonna talk about Mario?🤨
@toastcrumbs30062 жыл бұрын
5:53 I just think most of us would be surprised to live past the age of 18.
@Naysumies_monster2 жыл бұрын
just what I needed, 2 hours' worth of stupid/funny tweets
@_.l0ver._2 жыл бұрын
I thought 2 hours of not paying attention would make me sleep this was my last option
@dylpickle__2 жыл бұрын
legit didn't know this was 2 hours long i was an hour in and was like damn this is kinda long