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[@quincy578]

The intro was diabolical!!!!!!

[@jaughnekow]

Straight Up evil...

[@frankwhytejr.1367]

Definitely crash out worthy.

[@joshuaenodien3853]

Outta pocket behaviour. I think women are more diabolical than men When it comes to evil or revenge

[@lotusgsxr750]

The definition!

[@natiaamoani7846]

FFAAACCCTTSSS she's trying to die playing games with men like that! If "for the streets" was a person.

[@VincennamonLe]

The intro recalls in my memory, the one story where the main caught the side clapping his girl, got handled, humilated and told to get cleaned up 😂

[@KxngKUDA]

You mean the ultimate L?😂😂😂

[@JadeRock-yz9md]

pooh boy!!!! 😂

[@chasesilver2629]

That story still haunts me till today

[@mvpg4619]

"Text me after you clean shitty boy up" And they got married and had kids after😭😭

[@treezy7593]

​@@mvpg4619 lmfaoooo i remember this, bro if that happened to me im taking that to the grave

[@mrsbee4230]

“Some people don’t fear consequences” word!!!!!

[@Scortch-bonnitli7yg]

WHEREEEE

[@cordelsanders6019]

Amen

[@She_Bangss]

"and they love being evil" tf lmao🤣😂😂

[@aloryamod9762]

“Giggle for me, princess” is taking me tf OUT😭🤣🤣

[@Scortch-bonnitli7yg]

Not the princess comment 😂😂😂😂 why even lie lol got people fighting for their life

[@ynazzra]

That “cocoon” part is going to be animated.

[@elenam9435]

Yes!!! It needs to be!!!😂😂😂

[@franklynonyia1449]

FACTS😂

[@nancyalfaro-ow1jc]

Yes and I need it nowwwww😂!!!

[@kristlecasey9506]

🤣🤣

[@MaraaDee]

Hahah.. yeah, but also, what’s tops? lol

[@alanaterrel9914]

'Penetration on the side' 😂😂😂

[@marcrose3403]

Its crazy the side dude is buying her food n kissing her

[@angelm8315]

He got reimbursed 50 bucks 😂😂

[@MGWA6891]

​@angelm8315 Exactly. Here's a 50 and keep the change. I'd tell her man everything after that.

[@marcrose3403]

@@angelm8315 side chicks don’t get anything but back shots

[@littlem9865]

@@angelm8315 yeahhh he deffo made a profit that night 😂

[@SupremeWorthy]

THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING

[@crowpotking1100]

I like how they react whenever either one of them uses a vocab word 🤣"SERENITY!!"

[@Trell08]

If im arguing with a asian dude and somebody say “whats this rush hour 4” i woulda bussed out laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@poliquitit]

Nah fr, I would be crying 😂

[@emeloj240]

If its one of the mandem sure...but a regular coworker u don't fuck with? 😂

[@poliquitit]

@@emeloj240 To me that makes it even funnier

[@Trell08]

I wouldnt even take offense to it because almost everybody makes racist jokes whether its in private or public 😂😂now if i get called a nigga with the hard ER then now we gotta issue

[@Trell08]

@@emeloj240 I wouldnt seen take offense to it because almost everybody makes racist jokes whether its in private or public, now being called a nigga with the hard ER is a different story😂😂

[@danaglass1265]

“Cuddling is for shut up time!”

[@ruthmaduka6631]

The cuddling one is so real for me because my mind is active and wonders a lot when my surrounding is too quiet. So I can just start asking questions out of nowhere 😂😂

[@precious7604]

"giggle for me princess" I actually love sayo man 😭😭

[@ohbeastin5010]

If James is shy, hell must be freezing 😂

[@MothusiDlamini]

Damn. I love the word “galavanting” 😂 eswtini, Africa! 🇸🇿

[@sabrinae486]

today was the day James converted me. that, "since we've been skin to skin my bpm has dropped" had me out loud laughing. he got me. I subscribed.

[@dbossamarachi]

Welcome to the gang 😅

[@gilicolon3586]

Si Si Si 👏🏾 Es J😂 M 😢😢😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@hasti5915]

I appreciate them saying how weird it is seeing a older man with a younger girl

[@CorinneSegura]

right? me too

[@naadspagaat8149]

But afterwards james also said “they living the dream” 🧐

[@dbossamarachi]

You know its jokes ​@@naadspagaat8149

[@lifewithLoudie]

​@@naadspagaat8149 yeah the 22 year old was living their dreams

[@dubai_fitness]

It’s not. 28 and 22 is weird ?? Looool. They just couldn’t be bothered for the politics . Men have since the beginning of time preferred youth beauty and fertility 18-25 is a woman’s prime. 28 and 22 is COMPLETELY fine . That 22yr old can do anything in the world but be with a 28yr old? Loool

[@DatFeature]

One word for the first one………..arson 🤣🤣🤣

[@danaglass1265]

🔥 💯

[@Smiley03416]

😂😂😂😂

[@ThanzHuman]

POV: James and Fuhad's log cabin tour comes to Joburg 🥺💜

[@TookiesWRLD]

Nah they scared to pull up to the south😂😂😂😂

[@pumelelisamasekwana9024]

😂😂😂😂​@@TookiesWRLD

[@heatherdamons7531]

They gonna keep James cause they'll think he's from Aldos.

[@amandankambule4091]

Broooooooooo

[@blankspace6799]

“IT’s MY TURN” 😂😂😂

[@kaaya..]

Intro is just Jezebel thrills 😂

[@natiaamoani7846]

SERENITYYYYYYY! yall know I sent this to my boo 😂

[@ChefAdoptee]

Hahaha James clutching his hands like they’re pearls after hearing that first one

[@kejineri3022]

For me it wasn't 'gallivanting' but 'roaming the streets' haha

[@hindenburg2006]

That first one was just...treacherous

[@Villainarc_Leo]

Perfect word to describe it

[@kaylenejantjes8113]

I wanna be the quiz girl and the “giggle for me princess” girl 😂😈

[@All4OneMatt]

Facts! Some people don't fear consequences

[@The_Real_Jack_1888]

This definitely needs the animation treatment just to see James cacooned up. 😂😂😂😂

[@fudge2967]

What makes me laugh so hard is that they take on the role of the side dude instead of the husband 😂

[@elijahbillings4658]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@rossiethomas181]

The rush hour 4 was hilarious 😂

[@Marge__Single__again]

Can't wait to see what else you have up your sleeve

[@HiYes1]

“Penetration on the side” is crazzzyyyy!!! 😂😂😂

[@panickedantics7761]

"Going upstairs to watch Shogun" LOL It's such a good show!

[@rscoo]

First one had me flabbergasted

[@_hartwellfit]

That intro just shows that more people need to watch that show snapped and understand that people’s feelings in relationships are a DANGEROUS thing to play with

[@Banky_lumumba]

"Giggle for me Princess" 😂

[@itsjustkkguys]

“WOMEN HAVE NO FEAR!!!”- James

[@teagreen9232]

Irish mothers are reckless with the use of "galavanting" too :)

[@elsa_nyc]

Yes they are!!

[@eka8744]

James laughs at anything Fuhad says. Girl said “No!” And james burst out (IN LAUGHTER.)

[@Swade_RSA]

"SERENITY!!!"

[@alexandriiamitipelo2455]

Killed me 😂

[@ianbrown5365]

Sat on the beach in Antigua with a daiquiri in hand listening to the SNG massive. Not missing it for nothing

[@SyreLikeAFire]

yo the galavanting one was too real i thought it was just my mom tho but this has made me realise that the collective consciousness is infact real ;)

[@babifacedcutie09]

My mama liked to use ripping and running but definitely felt this one 😂

[@SimplyJaicee]

Girls cuddling one is actually real 😂😂

[@Clubsandwichchav]

It’s an evil world.

[@connordelacerda1233]

it’s MY turn to run laps 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@deviantescott4691]

She got that snappy nappy dugout 😂😂

[@nebraskawaters8791]

Ok! I didn't know we out here referencing Juice 🤣🤣🤣

[@deviantescott4691]

@@nebraskawaters8791 got to call it like it is

[@pikalad]

Once James said, cocoon, I knew I needed to see a Kaio animation of it.

[@thediariesofchi]

The personality quizzes are me!😭🤣 thts real quality time right there 😊

[@jweezy78]

I’m going to start saying “stuuuupid” the way Fuhad does

[@Imani_GenZRealtor]

The Intro story is CRIMINAL 😂😂😂

[@nicole-xr1bl]

That opener was UNHINGED

[@angelisaac6408]

It’s my turn to run laps😂😂😂😂.. I want to play too.. nahhh kill me😂😂

[@tiamoymendez999]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@sunnni_]

Not the mortgage chat 🤣🤣🤣🤣. But honestly, I’m not thinking about that right now

[@bevt5193]

Fuhad said " pick up the litter"😭😭😭😭

[@shaniecesingleton3704]

I loves James’s “oh so that’s how we doing it” face. It’s the most calm rage I’ve ever seen. He wants to scream but it’s like “why?”

[@angelisaac6408]

I actually understand the babe just being okay with only giving tops.. like sometimes we just wanna play a lil no stress

[@nizakaluba3470]

Speaking of Sayo...she should totally feature ❤😂😂

[@oyindamolaadebayo6347]

0:25 Nah man the intro is CRAZY! Real question wasn’t she scared?!!! 👀😅😂🤣

[@Smiley03416]

The first story is legit af yo 😮😮😮😮☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣

[@sunlight1776]

“We just had to pick up the litter” hahah you know he just transported back to how he felt when he was picking up said litter 🫠😂

[@ZanyJordie]

Jamaicans love gallivanting too 😂

[@prowdnerd3882]

"I've got a question and don't lie" 😂😂😂😂 I am guilty AF! 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂 I'm better now.

[@numeirgendoepper]

you guys never miss making me laugh💀❤️

[@TraciJenkin]

Can't wait to see what else you have up your sleeve!

[@lotusgsxr750]

Why even!? I mean... there are things you can do, but you don't do them! NASTY WORK! 😂

[@Aliensanonymous_]

“Giggle for me princess” lmaooo

[@oswayneseptember2824]

When they both hit the "PLEASE" lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DreJr]

Rush Hour 4 is an issue? That's hilarious to me.

[@kikialeaki1850]

Decent joke, but context and appropriateness matters. Among friends, it’s more than fine. In the workplace, it gets dicey for some. You should generally refrain from race or sex based comments among colleagues. You don’t know who’s gonna take it badly.

[@DreJr]

@@kikialeaki1850 I don't think it would be that much of an issue here. If it's people of African and Asian descent. It's not a stereotype nor even a negative movie reference. The most I can see is the person making the joke being asked to avoid making such jokes in the future or being more careful with whom they make jokes with. I do understand where you're coming from but I think it has a lot to do with culture and location. I'm quite certain that wouldn't raise an eyebrow (in offence) here. I live in Barbados for context.

[@lily5952]

White people say the craziest shit sometimes. I'm mixed race and my partner is white. Even he had to readjust because I educated him on what's appropriate and what's not (and he isn't a malignant racist, or I wouldn't be with him). It's mostly older white people that think they can get away with this stuff, because back in their day they had the societal and political power to do it. I don't think someone should lose their job over a lame joke like this, but they need to be taught a lesson that it's not appropriate to make race based jokes in the workplace.

[@kikialeaki1850]

@@DreJr yes, ofc it’s cultural/societal lol. I don’t mind it but others do, so I’m representing certain cultures here, not myself. Which is why I said it’s best to avoid those comments. The UK context is implied there because James and Fuhad live in England, but it can also apply to other places that are touchy about it as well (US, Canada, possibly Australia and New Zealand, etc.).

[@DreJr]

@@kikialeaki1850 yeah I figure as much.

[@thestraymrjay]

Lowkey UK must be different when they don't question the fact she got a side piece but question cross over of side and main ting😂😂

[@ebonimccain6988]

This is why i love you guys.

[@i.e.pluto..2476]

I need help! Daddy's Home tickets in Toronto sold out by 10am when they went on sale...I'm devastated😭😭😭

[@lvx3000]

Same! I’m sick!

[@misterpayne8859]

…I will see your “Galavanting” and raise you “Skylarking” !!!…🤣🤣🤣

[@miriam2837]

Intro is WILD and worth it 🤭😂😂

[@incognitsho9265]

“PLEASE let’s just have fun”😭😭

[@bushydaghost2554]

They had the pick of the litter....... You guys had to pick the litter🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@ncl2580]

Damn I can't get enough of you guys❤❤

[@anthonylewis4294]

Y’all are what I imagine english pigeons from the hood sound like

[@aWHEELone]

James, talking about cocooning, I know exactly what he went through 🤣🤣 that level of excitement

[@Hey.janissa]

I definitely was accused of gallivanting back in the day… and was 😂

[@freeTheTam]

that SERENITYYYYYY was inspired by frank from Seinfeld 🤣🤣🤣

[@Jarl_Balgruuf_The_Balgrussy]

Scrumdiddlyumptious

[@kidnamedre]

Man English dudes vocab be killing me, serenity, bpm, gallivanting 😂

[@godrules3596]

How? Those are normal words you should know, did you go to school?😂😂😂

[@kidnamedre]

@@godrules3596 nigga I ain’t say I didn’t know them I said they vocab like word in they regular mix. So you be at kick backs just saying serenity and gallivanting on a regular huh

[@olikah4667]

5:45 😂 “penetration on the side”

[@KinoStudentX]

I want my time to shine!!! 😂😂

[@3arthIsGhetto]

There's legit nothing sexier than men recognizing predators and calling them out 😜🔥

[@RickR22]

that first story is the kind of stories get told on the documentaries after the murder happened lol cos bruh thats craaazy!

[@maaqueendaa9510]

I just came here to ask for another show in 🇨🇦🇨🇦. Please and thank you!! 🙏🏾 🙏🏾

[@stephanytucker6219]

That girl is a villain

[@durodolatijani2425]

We can still have this phase one more time LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[@brandonwilcox3307]

That intro set the most heinous tone for the rest of this video.

[@paddycakes247]

The beginning is insaaane..🤨😬😧😮😲my jaw just kept dropping

[@Nicobobeepo]

Not James penguin flopping in his bed 😂

[@Scortch-bonnitli7yg]

Speak about it beech

[@theshineprjct]

Taking ‘role playing’ to a next,next level 😮‍💨

[@fatimaperez5383]

The beginning sounds like a literal NIGHTMARE!!!

[@bagbaby6]

Flash backs hitting me hard.... but i was the one being the bodyguard for my girls and being friends with the bouncers. Something about the way i carried myself at 16-21 that made guys go crazy and girls feel safe😅

[@lawrence.peoples]

That Soft Life era hit at the wrong time. 😂😂😂😂 10:48

[@HappilyMisled]

“Pick up the litter”!😅

[@user-hb6ql6ho2g]

Never fail to crack me up

[@raineyleverett4162]

Not cocooning 😂

[@ghoussox]

SERENITY!!! 😂😂