My wife doesn't believe it but it's true in Canada too
@jacquelinehauser2208 ай бұрын
I f****** love it I am a Scottish lady is left in America for a long time and I never use the f****** instruction manual I just put it together myself
@thevocalcrone5 ай бұрын
actually i have to wonder if that is true because.. true story.. quite some years ago in a remote part of australia, i decided to go for a 'drive' about three hours down the road with my daughter while my partner was at work, and of course i was in a four wheel drive. Just my luck I got a flat tyre out of the 'phone zone' and my daughter and i are looking around the car trying to work out how to change the tyre, when we sit down in the car in the stinking heat trying to think our way out of our dilemma. I noticed in my rear vision mirror what appeared to be a winnebago driving down this dirt track that we were on .. yayyy i thought 'saved and rescued' it will be some strong heroic and masculine man come to save the day on this god forsaken track. Anyway out of this vehicle jumps a solo tourist that would rival Priscilla Queen of the Desert wtih a squeal and hands on face going "oh my .. oh dear.. do you have an instruction manual". so we pull the manual out and were busy looking for the jack when a road train pulls up with a butch truck driver, who sees us "problem here love?" yes i do thankyou.. we can't find the jack. He was absolutely disgusted and in true ocker mail style reaches into the trailer and pulls out his own super dooper jack, whips the new wheel on in about five.. while the gay guy is like 'oooo ahhhh now thats impressive'. so maybe there is truth? LOL
@michaelbuhagiar63043 жыл бұрын
The Sky TV sketch is one of the funniest comedy sets I've ever watched in my life
@kdburner73563 жыл бұрын
is it aye
@Lancej883 жыл бұрын
What is it??
@Lancej883 жыл бұрын
What do I search for it?
@kdburner73563 жыл бұрын
@@Lancej88 bit of critical thinking pal
@UKKC80s3 жыл бұрын
@@Lancej88 it's easy to find...I'll give u a hint...it's about 2 mins into this clip ..🤦
@michaelharrison36023 жыл бұрын
He's just said everything ive been telling my 35 year old son who is surprised that his son(my grandson) no longer thinks his dad is the coolest person on the planet. I can't help saying "now you know what I went through" i can't help but enjoy it
@gerrycurran89663 жыл бұрын
Ditto
@mikeymc30943 жыл бұрын
Nice one mate Revenge is sweet wen it takes time haha
@instantcurry28009 ай бұрын
901
@write2pras843 жыл бұрын
“Is that Lynx Africa?” I spat my tea. 😂😂
@KrankuSama3 жыл бұрын
"He's played a 9, could not have hoped for a better start than a 9"
@fitzfitzchivalry45382 жыл бұрын
Yup, thats what he said 🙄
@conrocket55232 жыл бұрын
@@fitzfitzchivalry4538 he was probs just highlighting one of the funniest bits of the video, you misery
@evervol1 Жыл бұрын
Those were the days!
@ImGoingSupersonic Жыл бұрын
Don't get it. Care to explain. Im from the States.
@evervol1 Жыл бұрын
@@ImGoingSupersonic sky TV in the UK the channels go up to 999 the channels with 9 at the start used to be the adult channels
@gerardmontgomery2803 жыл бұрын
I love how the audience immediately know why he's going to bed 😆
@aristonville3 жыл бұрын
"stick to the plan, Andy"
@jrobertech2 жыл бұрын
"That can get tae f*ck" 🤣 as a maintenance supervisor that hits me deep
@twmlloyd52572 жыл бұрын
lol
@christophercasserly79882 жыл бұрын
Wow , your a supervisor….my hero . Who cares, you ‘can get tae f*ck’
@danielegeland7285 Жыл бұрын
Watched him live in stavanger, Norway and scotland, Aberdeen on his tour. Brilliant comedian. What gets me is that the jokes refine and mature. Love this one ! This guy is a genius in his approach 👌
@chicosticks3 жыл бұрын
I like how he's entertained by his own show.... Very unique style
@Mayntool3 жыл бұрын
You see a dude who loves his job
@mikeyp01313 жыл бұрын
@@Mayntool he’s one of the few these days unfortunately
@PpAirO53 жыл бұрын
Makes it even better.
@jonjoem-walton73813 жыл бұрын
Oh man the sky TV joke brings back the memories 🤣
@samoday29923 жыл бұрын
You know we are council 😃
@terrymennie43323 жыл бұрын
Bro you know about this but sometimes sexetera has to do when channels are requiring that parental pin lol
@johnkent21146 ай бұрын
Eurotrash at 2am 😅
@mugz_14372 жыл бұрын
Absolutely class, one of if not the best comedian in my opinion.
@janeksobieralski73342 жыл бұрын
I can almost quote these sets word for word I've seen them that many times, but I've been away from stand up for a while watching repetitive restoration videos, and this hurt my face from smiling so much, Long Live Kev I N
@Jesse__H3 жыл бұрын
Fifty quid in cash? Forty quid. 😁😁😁
@jinception013 жыл бұрын
As someone born in 2002, I love how Kevin was still able to explain every premise of his joke so that an infant like me could still understand and laugh along. This man's hilarious
@bordercollie11403 жыл бұрын
I'm 40 and he does the exact same to me, that's why he's a genius.
@ewan98862 жыл бұрын
Bender
@yabombo81452 жыл бұрын
@@ewan9886 😂😂😂😂😂
@thatkidwiththehoodie2 жыл бұрын
@@ewan9886 grow up lmao
@olenilsen46602 жыл бұрын
@@bordercollie1140 That makes you older than Kevin... You SHOULD get his points, numbnuts...
@cmcg37383 жыл бұрын
3:34 The genius here is everybody who could watch sky upstairs from the box downstairs knows exactly what’s coming next.
@MetalFan101013 жыл бұрын
I couldnt enjoy the 10 minute freeview knowing my dad was watching it downstairs 😂
@mvw87123 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately not born Scottish, but thankfully grew a wee bit up in Clydebank, Dalmuir, reminds me of a guy there, Garry, spot on the same! Kevin, man ure absolutely brilliant! Thanks!!
@kellie54763 жыл бұрын
I'm a late learner, I didn't realise my dad was a knob til I was 17.
@alexanderwhite71873 жыл бұрын
Bout 14 for me
@richarddavies56743 жыл бұрын
Was 7 for me. Early bird gets the worm
@coreycox23453 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderwhite7187, We are tied. Later, he seemed smarter without having changed.
@cormacdonnelly50153 жыл бұрын
@@coreycox2345 as a dad this makes upsets me haha
@coreycox23453 жыл бұрын
@@cormacdonnelly5015, It shouldn't. Just say, I hope you have kids just like you. :) They will.
@Matty2173 жыл бұрын
The dugs going “you know that’s a lie”
@aylaedip81413 жыл бұрын
I'm going to bed now dad... goodnight. Ok son goodnight, they both know what the plan is! Comedy gold
@anshuecon3 жыл бұрын
What was on that 10 minute freeview, for non-UK viewers who didn't quite get the joke?
@andyscott30993 жыл бұрын
After 10 minutes you had to pay
@anshuecon3 жыл бұрын
@@andyscott3099 I get that aye, but what did they show in those 10 minutes? Erotica?
@janeyd52803 жыл бұрын
@@anshuecon semi naked women.!!!
@jajajajajaja8672 жыл бұрын
@@anshuecon take a guess
@barblessable6 ай бұрын
SCOTS doing an English accent is funny ,Kevin is so good his stories are so well told with great comedy timing.
@barrydevine3 жыл бұрын
Love how the camera pans in on two random dudes sitting next to one another when he says 'homosexuality' around the 1:15 mark.
@newmzn38263 жыл бұрын
Was thinking the exact same thing hahaha
@thatslavicdude3 жыл бұрын
Swear that's Frank Skinner lol
@MaxLangworthy3 жыл бұрын
@@thatslavicdude huh? Doesn’t look anything like him
@skullsaintdead3 жыл бұрын
@@MaxLangworthy It does a bit though, just younger & slightly better looking. The hair & general face shape is the same, and the chin (or lack there of).
@4lads1dream853 жыл бұрын
Hahaha it was a fair spot by the cameraman I don't think he wiz wrong 😂
@TheFirstCalled.60AD3 жыл бұрын
My son just asked me what a funny magnet was... I Had to check what he was watching
@seanscanlon906727 күн бұрын
Shoulda just said: 'You're looking at one son' and left it at that. Then hope that he did not go and ask his mum and tell her your answer.
@ImGoingSupersonic Жыл бұрын
It's awesome he laughs at his own jokes. 😂😂😂 Guy knows he's hilarious.
@davidcallaghan36593 жыл бұрын
Calls his Dad Andy. Classic.
@shaungray46433 жыл бұрын
This fella is funny ,would love to see him live.cracks me up.
@ahmedmohammedy31213 жыл бұрын
I think he’s still alive
@shaungray46433 жыл бұрын
@@ahmedmohammedy3121 what do you mean? I mean live on stage.
@rdavidson923 жыл бұрын
@@ahmedmohammedy3121 course he's alive he's only 36
@tollerancewithpride3 жыл бұрын
@@rdavidson92 tbf that is average life expectancy in Glasgow 😂😂
@rdavidson923 жыл бұрын
@@tollerancewithpride well aye fair enough 😂
@Voodoodollgaming Жыл бұрын
Proper comedy, no politics, just jokes we all can relate to.
@connorinnes89873 жыл бұрын
Nice and smooth... You can tell he's done this before 🤣🤣🤣
@one4all1263 жыл бұрын
Kevin Bridges - A funny magnet 😅😜
@budway194216 күн бұрын
Fanny magnet.
@sarah-louisedoherty86032 жыл бұрын
hes awesome, clever guy, a spade is a spade with our Kevin! hilarious material, maintaining smiles on everyones faces!
@Tatar_Piano3 жыл бұрын
Just a naturally funny guy, glad I've come across this video, new fan here
@Sevatar_VIIIth3 жыл бұрын
I'd argue Kev is top 3 comedians right now fr
@grrr.99983 жыл бұрын
Doug Stanhope, Jim Jefferies, Frankie Boyle and Kevin Bridges. The Fantastic Four.
@rasher62903 жыл бұрын
Bill burr,, Jim jefferies,, Kevin bridges, micky flanagan,, Tom stade,,,,,,, my top 5❤️
@Mike-ir9fx2 жыл бұрын
Astonishing 😂😂one of the most naturally gifted comedians I have ever witnessed, thanks for making the world a funnier place😂😂♥️💯🤡
@allano9372 жыл бұрын
the ten minute preview, those were the days.
@richieb76923 жыл бұрын
Council Estate cars, No registered owner, but has 3 month tax in the window and a dodgy mot. Forty Quid.
@Matty.Hill_872 жыл бұрын
I love how everyone knew where the sky TV joke was going as soon as he mentioned the upstairs TV 😂😂
@TwinkyJo843 жыл бұрын
Oh man you make me laugh so loud 😂😂
@lalakers19842 жыл бұрын
Big Dave as you can see - a fanny magnet! 🤣🤣
@DaGleese3 жыл бұрын
1:13 haha terribly timed camera jump for those lads!
@1616jaime3 жыл бұрын
Haha both sat there sweating profusely...
@dcarbs29793 жыл бұрын
Perfectly timed.
@yyxy.oncesaid3 жыл бұрын
Haha.Yeah...funny asf♠️
@suburbia20503 жыл бұрын
I was going to say congratulations
@RightLadd2 жыл бұрын
I love how everyone knew exactly what he was talking about
@thebrummierailenthusiasts53293 жыл бұрын
Kevin bacon always a great Scotsman to be a comedian
@Alistajaupseeri3 жыл бұрын
Great comedian he is, i just needed to turn on the subtitles..
@angele19683 жыл бұрын
OOH MY GOD ! I love this guy, he's just made my day ! after this one I going to watch "vape nation" for the hundredth times... and some overs too... tapadh leat às an Fhraing ! 💙🤍💙🤍
@michaelharrison36023 жыл бұрын
Working class humour is the best it doesn't matter what accent we call understand each other
@angele19683 жыл бұрын
@@michaelharrison3602 I've got a soft spot for scottish accent !
@rossceltic61993 жыл бұрын
@@michaelharrison3602 definitely mate we’ve been exposed to too many soyboy weirdo comedians for too long, it’s good to have someone we can relate too.
@mikeyp01313 жыл бұрын
@@rossceltic6199 👌🏼
@johnmcmullen7510 Жыл бұрын
Top class KB
@walterwhite31433 жыл бұрын
What year is this show from? And where can I watch it all? He’s brilliant
@marypratt31413 жыл бұрын
We bought all the dvds of Kevin's from H.M.V you could try there
@robertstenhouse38803 жыл бұрын
2011 or 2012, think the show is called the story so far
@SamarIqbal1-2-13 жыл бұрын
“10 minute free view, jackpot!”
@dcarbs29793 жыл бұрын
Easy for me to remember Dave Benson Philips. He lives in my town and I fitted a tyre to his business vehicle when I worked at Kwik-fit.
@dnjnnn3 жыл бұрын
Did ye aye?
@12000gp3 жыл бұрын
@@dnjnnn 😂😂😂😂
@MrDeathMachine3 жыл бұрын
You better calm down with these 100 ads.
@NyanyiC3 жыл бұрын
You better get an ad blocker or KZbin vanced
@aliencyborg36603 жыл бұрын
Drag the play bar to the end of the video and press the replay icon. Ads gone.
@genokemp24333 жыл бұрын
My top 3 comedians of all time , and 2 of them are scots 🤦♂️ffs🤣
@thepirateorc32353 жыл бұрын
Mine are Billy Connolly, Kevin bridges and Rhod Gilbert
@mikeyp01313 жыл бұрын
Danny Boyle as well. His audience roastings are hilarious!
@thepirateorc32353 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna add a 4th, George Carlin
@megalaxmax99793 жыл бұрын
Is the second Frankie Boyle?
@TopBananna3 жыл бұрын
Billy connolly, Bill hicks and Eddie Murphy for me
@csanadary79423 жыл бұрын
I love how the subtitles are struggling
@luminousfractal4202 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest lines I heard in my life knowing it was likely in someone's pocket in the pub .... "do you want to buy a chinchilla?...40 quid"
@Gammalgubbe013 жыл бұрын
This guy is ....... H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S.
@gavingarrett45213 жыл бұрын
What does that stand for?
@94JCA3 жыл бұрын
Dave Benson Phillips a fanny magnet 😂😂😂
@ewertabrahamsson42783 жыл бұрын
He is gold, I wish I could understand more then 70 percent but still I find him to be a top comedian.
@jshaw47573 жыл бұрын
Just listen to more scotish folk...you get there lol
@neilanderson8413 жыл бұрын
Ewert how can u not understand him?? Plain english with a v mild Scots accent!
@jshaw47573 жыл бұрын
@@neilanderson841 maybe Ewert is a bot...I mean we all know how Alexa and them cannot understand scotish accents...if you want a bit off fun turn the subtitles on and pick some random youtube videos off Scotish folk talking lol
@ewertabrahamsson42783 жыл бұрын
@@neilanderson841 well, thats pretty easy to explain. Im from Sweden and i learned english with a Fancy english accent in school and english american on TV, so Scottish with a pretty hard accent is new to me.
@ewertabrahamsson42783 жыл бұрын
@@neilanderson841 and i think u are trolling me, even Kevin himself saying he has a hard accent. But now i bought the Complete Box selection with proper fakkin old english subtitles, get in there mate!!
@tobermory882 жыл бұрын
Remember when Get your own did the special episode when they slimed the Demon headmaster?
@46metube Жыл бұрын
He's such a sweet guy.
@gordoloboalbondigas3 жыл бұрын
Practice makes for great progress at the very least. I have relatives in Scotland and took 4 trips there for me to be able to converse with the taxi driver, but then I could and it was so great!!! We had a terrific conversation about his conversation with a client who was a Trump supporter and how that went. I was having such a lovely time conversing with him (little jet lagged too, in my defense!) that I totally forgot I needed to pay him (forgive me but also never normally take taxis!) and the poor man had to remind me---unbelievable embarrassment. Won't happen again I assure you. I think I was just so transported by the fact we could communicate!!!
@TTBWA3 жыл бұрын
Did ye, aye?
@trippydippy-j5n Жыл бұрын
A father, his Son and Sky TV are good bedfellows haha
@jam3stown3 жыл бұрын
Legend 😂
@reubenwilson15533 жыл бұрын
Watch that fuckin dug!🤣🤣🤣
@jordanclark8044 Жыл бұрын
I love my sarcastic humor, ie, Ricky Gervais is my favourite.. but kevin here is a step in another direction but is amazing at what he does can't stop coming back, gets me everytime brilliant entertainment top comedian 👍..
@sednanerkcm83743 жыл бұрын
Excellent!😂😂😂😂😂👍
@Irishmush2 жыл бұрын
I tuaght we were cool when we got sky in like 92 or something..first time seeing the simpsons.lol..good day..oh and a house phone😂🤣
@genokemp24333 жыл бұрын
i'm off to bed Dad 🤣Kev will never be out of my top 3 ever ..and i'm English 🤦♂️🤣
@patmccaffery15433 жыл бұрын
Channel no: 6.....you calling me a wanker 🤣🤣
@seymourclearly3 жыл бұрын
He really is a fantastic comic, and I’m not even Scots
@alexanderwhite71873 жыл бұрын
Certainly not if you refer to it as Scots lol....
@seymourclearly3 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderwhite7187 I think you’ll find that that is the correct grammatical term for people who live in Scotland
@Thedon-xy4gm3 жыл бұрын
@@seymourclearly not in that sentence it isn’t mate
@alexanderwhite71873 жыл бұрын
You can't use it in that context. To be fair , there's no real consensus on it but the accepted term would be Scottish.
@modelmandythomson5813 жыл бұрын
Dus it really mattur Scots, Scottish, Scotland
@thefamilycat863 жыл бұрын
Legend
@cababyboomerq6012 Жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious.
@locastmincer2 жыл бұрын
I like how the audience is laughing in acceptance that back in very early 2000's, a synchronised sky tv family wank is not odd or cringe horror inducing?
@YetMoreCupsOfTea3 жыл бұрын
For a lot of folk in engaged Christmas day, and for everyone else it was about the lack of ability to deliver a lack of social pounding that year.
@BeerWingReviews2 жыл бұрын
Goodnight 😉
@franciscofajardo41353 жыл бұрын
GENIUS, 😂😂😂😂
@BobcatHunter5223 жыл бұрын
You fella need to come back to new zealand
@TWUChantal3 жыл бұрын
I remember my dad literally once said to me “if you ever come home gay or with a black person, don’t come home at all”
@TallSilentGuy3 жыл бұрын
It's true, though - forty quid is a strangely recurring figure surrounding shady deals.
@dallasreid77553 жыл бұрын
Classy comic.
@insolencestar3 жыл бұрын
realised my dad was an arsehole at 9.. then realised he was actually a good person again at 14. funny how things work out
@thatkidwiththehoodie2 жыл бұрын
I realised my dad was an arsehole at 17. At around 21 I realised he wasn’t an arsehole, he was just traumatised to hell and back. Funny how things work out, indeed!
@aidangriffiths5075 Жыл бұрын
Comedic genius
@ronaldmallette2 жыл бұрын
I love the get your own back except the uncle's name....as a Ronnie I seem to take offense! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@joycejohnson71643 жыл бұрын
everyone relates to his stories
@mikeyp01313 жыл бұрын
I can mind they black box things before sky, canny mind the name of them. They had the numbers on the top and you had to wait hours for a film to come on lol
@KeithKazamaFlick2 жыл бұрын
gold!
@lynngreene19933 жыл бұрын
I just LERVE Kevin!!!
@MrJustbrowsing123453 жыл бұрын
Anyone got a written version of the last minute of the video? I couldn't hear a thing
@martini6682 жыл бұрын
Great story teller
@wallacewestmeath3 жыл бұрын
Kevin has a good relationship with the fridge and local Fish n Chip shop
@EuroGuy853 жыл бұрын
Nissan Micra, 40 quid? I wonder if Rhod Gilbert bought his Micra from the same guy, then he paid for tapas with that Micra
@DunnGolfing3 жыл бұрын
Jackpot 😂😂😂
@freekyzeeky54933 жыл бұрын
If you were rhod gilbert youd sell a nissan micra for less
@alexcore6973 жыл бұрын
Ma dah used t burst in the room callin me a wee wanker
@gl1tt3r32 жыл бұрын
50 quid in cash… 40 quid
@Thebrooksable Жыл бұрын
It cutting to to the 2 guys when he says homosexuality reminds me of that Key and peele skit of the politician.
@disclaimer.imjokin Жыл бұрын
1:13 pans straight to two gay guys
@ckpemac52683 жыл бұрын
1:15 cutie on the middle left
@thestrategistbrit3 жыл бұрын
When I was growing up we had a Staffordshire bull terrier called Sasha