Funny joke, very original!

today looked and some very hilarious and original jokes, "funny joke, very original" i would say, if these were funny jokes and very original, unfortunately they are neither
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[@incite2004]

Kwite is so cool, I would give him my gushers in elementary school without trading anything

[@Fr3ddley]

Ok

[@mnelsoncool]

Ok

[@FuraFaolox]

Ok

[@b34rin]

Ok

[@justshane3557]

No way

[@giantpinkcat]

I love how according to Reddit, doing dumb cringy dances is apparently on the same level as suicidal challenges and ending people's careers over nothing.

[@sameman6884]

The reason doesn't matter, they just want to hate on other platforms

[@ohnohwgn]

if kids like it, redditors will whine about it.

[@itotallyhavealife6022]

"Oh a kid likes something? Alright let's shame them"

[@spookshankaman1038]

@@sameman6884 yes, they do

[@Brian-wx4ig]

Cancelling has never ended peoples careers. Look at people who have been cancelled, James Charles, Shane Dawson, David dobrick, these people are still making content for millions of their fans and get over a million views per video which is real shit. Cancelling has never ended peoples careers unless they choose to leave the platform like Jenna marbles. Canceling simply gives the people something to not be bored over.

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Let's be honest, a meme is officially dead when both James Corden and SNL mentions it. Both are beyond help

[@snakeflwr]

Thank you, Supreme Leader.

[@Man929-r1c]

And pewdiepie

[@VoidVoidVoidVoidVi]

There's still a chance of helping SNL @Kim Jong-un , but James Corden was always like this, trying to help him will lead to your destruction.

[@clumsyninja925]

I like snl but… true

[@scorpiiiondude3327]

@@Man929-r1c he did?

[@SomeGaymerNerd]

10:30 I remember seeing a version of this where it's "I raised a dragon, I trained a dragon, I killed a dragon" and then donkey comes in with "I had to bury my son today"

[@hex9077]

Comedy gold

[@bvttew_miilk8793]

Comedy necrophilia

[@fortrachug]

@@hex9077 indeed

[@dimples9746]

was he still smiling

[@SomeGaymerNerd]

@@dimples9746 funny enough, yes

[@StarCatchrr]

the jokes from that subreddit are either "I hate my wife" "I hate my kids" or really old memes from 2011

[@blyat8832]

and then there is the occasional "I hate my wife and kids"

[@blyat8832]

@@Invisibilitylock yeah, you do got a point there

[@moth4581]

happy wife, happy life

[@groerhahn225]

"or really old memes from 2011" Sooo basically "I hate my life"

[@doagii2649]

@@moth4581 period

[@groerhahn225]

Kwite: "A bad joke doesn't get funny just because you put it in a meme format" Reddit: "That's where you're wrong kiddo"

[@not-sodeadinside7237]

case in point

[@not-sodeadinside7237]

I'm sorry, that was mean -But I also couldn't resist-

[@takumirodriguez1358]

@@not-sodeadinside7237 Damn it, you beat me too it

[@Dubbington]

those mfs basically put entire essays in meme formats and expect ppl to laugh

[@PumpyGT]

I can confirm

[@gray7624]

My brothers actually think the attack helicopter jokes are unironically funny

[@keipe008]

my sister told me an attack helicopter joke a few weeks ago

[@sltrskid]

@@keipe008 did you punch her?

[@dontmindclownslikeme867]

Im guessing he's 11

[@kurothsis]

Eliminate them, permanently :)

[@Sneednfeedn]

"Comedy is Subjective, MurrAY"

[@caspertheunfriendlyghost4442]

“I identify as an attack helicopter” cool next time identify as funny Edit: you guys i’m sorry but it’s been 8 months. It’s a new year and i’m have to admit my faults. I stole this joke from a tiktok. Now that i’ve gotten that off my chest, I can hope to move on in life xx

[@edwater.3]

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

[@timetraveler7]

Noice

[@confused5846]

Gotta admit that one is good

[@KILLERMEXICAN210]

That's funny but still identify as an attack helicopter with pronouns being pew/pew.

[@maapauu4282]

@@KILLERMEXICAN210 What is pew favourite food? Why is that pew favourite?

[@HoodieHorizon]

The weird thing is, those people genuinely think attack helicopter jokes are just the absolute pinnacle of comedy

[@putent9623]

Well thats a fucking lie now is it?

[@KILLERMEXICAN210]

Better than minion jokes and Roblox memes

[@HoodieHorizon]

@@KILLERMEXICAN210 explain

[@IRT__YATILIAN__SaTO__UZ]

@@HoodieHorizon **refuses to elaborate further**

[@EKTE64]

They don't understand certain things, so they make jokes about said un-understood things.

[@blyat8832]

honestly after looking at half of the memes in this video I'm convinced these people are living in a time bubble that will forever stay in 2013 lol

[@nigeladams8321]

While dipping a bit into 2014

[@redengineer4521]

Yup that’s me

[@blyat8832]

@@nigeladams8321 just a wee bit

[@bunille]

And the communists live in a cult completely separate from all forms of reality and common sense. I offended your ego, didn't I? Proves my point.

[@seanstroodle4418]

Ah yes, "jokes"

[@thedemolitionmuniciple]

I must say I am in awe of the fact that you mentioned both the LGBTQ+ community and the furry fandom, and didn't go after either. Truly all meme channels could learn a thing or two from you. Edit: Whether they are LGBT or furry I don't know. I've only seen this video. My latter point stands.

[@flamoxox9490]

I mean it would be weird if he did go after LGBT because he's bi

[@sunspear4858]

yeah me too, I'm just happy I haven't seen any comments from 15 year olds still living in 2016 angry that he's not being transphobic enough lol

[@dontmindclownslikeme867]

@@flamoxox9490 that'd be self hating gæs 😳

[@flamoxox9490]

@@dontmindclownslikeme867 oop

[@cabbagecart-u3x]

Hes a gay furry did nobody inform you

[@oricalu448]

Fun Fact: there is a whole subreddit for making fun of people who unironically make attack helicopter jokes. Its called r/onejoke, named after the number of jokes these people have about gender.

[@katori.mp4647]

8:34 that was genuine anger eyebrows, I've never seen kwite do that before

[@elliefuller3667]

Mf looked like 😠

[@FeIlini]

Not mad, just dissapointed

[@largebass2464]

Ah, Boomers. My favorite human subspecie. Memes so bad they actually make me laugh. Just love how alot of boomer memes are just: "GenZ bad, Woman worse, technology worst. LGBTQ+? *Vomit* " over a minion image.

[@cheetahprintenthusiast]

you have literally summed boomer humour up in literally 8 words edit ; omg boomer humour haha that rhymes

[@DifficultyYT]

Now show the same meme to a WW2 Nazi 12 year old Kid by the name of "Timmy" and his Undeveloped malfunctioning brain will make him think it's true

[@HulaHung]

Exercise? I thought you meant jeffery episten didn’t kill himself

[@CaptainMichaelJCaboose]

@@HulaHung exercise I thought you meant that I hate my wife!

[@somo4227]

bro still uses boomer in 2020

[@Detective_asparagus]

I'm genuinely surprised the "attack helicopter" joke is still a thing. We've heard that stupid joke since what,, 2015? 2016? Probably even sooner. Like dude, it's been 8 years. People have gone from middle school to adults in that age. Let it go. It wasn't funny then, it's not funny now.

[@Hexacosichoron12]

Me making the attack helicopter joke so often years ago is what led me to realising I was nonbinary

[@PanickingPatchRat]

Good to know it’s not a unique experience

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

Let me guess, you were a child - some adult conservative "comedians" apparently still think it's funny. Right up til the point where you start welding rotorblades to their back and pull out a Starstreak HVM or Stinger!

[@hollisticc]

when an attack helicopter actually describes ur gender identity better than man or woman B)

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

@@TheRealBlazingDiamond I'm not surprised that you're clueless....

[@khunt5336]

@@TheRealBlazingDiamond it was pretty direct. Some conservative comedians think it's still funny and take the joke over the top.

[@Ash_6614]

the easiest and imo funniest way to deal with people who identify as attack helicopters is to just take them seriously, proceed to ask them their pronouns, if they say some dumb shit like attack/helicopter then just refer to them that way, eventually they'll get mad lmao

[@tashkent561]

Or do like I say, and respond with "I identify as an anti-air launcher"

[@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888]

ikr

[@weeb_dweeb]

Honestly i'd find it the funniest thing ever, like a inside joke among friends.

[@N0M0PH0B1A]

Oh yes helicopter’ll take some nuggets.

[@cal30no1iscool9]

The worst part is like a third of these memes, if found on R/memes, would be a regular meme

[@RiverEgg]

yep.. labels are important

[@RigidRat]

My sense of humor must be broken because that "what is sex" meme gave me a good chuckle.

[@Gehajjs62727]

I laugh at goofy ahh sound video you aren’t that bad.

[@BlueRGuy]

@@Gehajjs62727 hi there, Quandale dingle here AUGHHHHHH My goofy ahhh uncle quanrale dingle put a c4 on my microwave WHAT ARE YOU DOING AAAAAAGHHHHHH I fall down the stairs and blood comes out if my head **Goofy ahhh laugh**

[@froggy5748]

The “this human form is limiting” one was really fucking funny for a split second before the among us image ruined it

[@eyesack5824]

I love youtubers like you, respectful, knows fully well what's funny and what's just being an asshole, it's the channels like these I feel safer in lmao

[@CNYKnifeNerd]

People that respect everyone equally and people that viciously mock everyone equally are my two favorite youtube genres.

[@eyesack5824]

@@CNYKnifeNerd yes, 100% yes

[@plantboy6249]

You feel "safer". Mate, get a grip.

[@amiable_monster]

​@@plantboy6249Being comfortable is wrong?

[@plantboy6249]

@@amiable_monster Feeling unsafe because someone pokes fun at you is wrong. Feeling safe all the time is wrong.

[@SomeHyena]

Oh boy, I sure love searching up terms I don’t know said by Kwite. I hope this doesn’t awaken anything inside me.

[@lesbianbush]

foreshadowing when it

[@bunille]

Like latinx

[@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4777]

@@bunille don't say the L word.

[@clyne8835]

NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY! DON'T GO ON THE BAD DRAGON WEBSITE!

[@igorkopacynski8906]

One of us, UwU.

[@table2.0]

Thank you for mocking the transphobes.. I hate that type of joke, it’s refreshing to see you help point out how unfunny it is

[@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051]

Cope Seethe and dilate

[@theodore2487]

@@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051 L + Ratio + Didn’t ask + Don’t care + Skill issue + Cry about it + Get a life + No Bitches-

[@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051]

@@theodore2487 oh no a Twitter no life

[@TsukiStuffs]

@@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051 based

[@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051]

@@TsukiStuffs thank you for reminding me

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

"with the island of Keanu Reefs serving as their main base" that was...actually clever I have to admit But Memeland already existed, Memelland, which is now Lithuania. So they should just live there if they'd like. Or they could try to become a member of Monaco's royal family...where meme is sung as part of their national anthem (I am not joking; "Se ride au ventu, u meme pavayùn" which means "One flag has flown in the wind")

[@JNJNRobin1337]

huh thats good to know

[@jjdelft3216]

Ive seen you everywhere for years

[@ladojaden1130]

🤓

[@ilonachan]

ngl it's no longer the transphobia behind the "attack helicopter" """joke""" that gets me. I'm more offended by the fact that these people haven't even TRIED to think of a SINGLE new joke for YEARS! I am sorta relieved to see that it's not just us tho, maybe certain kinds of people just can't make jokes. Sry for rambling, cool video bro

[@Detective_asparagus]

I mean, if someone finds the attack helicopter jokes funny, I can't imagine there's enough electricity in that meat sack of a brain to think of ANOTHER joke.

[@I-AM-EL-ZOZO]

Agreed

[@Lylybeebee]

It’s not just offensive to trans people anymore, it’s offensive to the concept of humour entirely!

[@beepboop2842]

@@Lylybeebee ITS SO DRY NOW, as a trans person im reclaiming it to piss cis ppl off more

[@sdani.]

the only thing remotely funny as the attack helicopter thing is imagining people as helicopter

[@thegoombaboishow]

the attack helicopter joke isn’t funny JUST because it’s overused. it’s also unfunny because it serves to attack a very marginalized group of people. it’s just a bad joke honestly

[@guyferrari8124]

Ironically it was created to satirize how ridiculous it is to say there are more than 2 genders, but with MOGAI and otherkin it’s become actually accurate.

[@AnotherQueer]

My go to reply when someone pulls the “attack helicopter” thing is to ask for their pronouns, like, okay, you identify as an attack helicopter and I will respect that. Nothing seems to infuriate them more than being fully understanding and respectful even after they’ve told you it was obviously a “joke”.

[@nore5888]

boohoo

[@nore5888]

@@AnotherQueer its an attack helicopter, so obviously the prounouns would be this/it/that right, but ig they are too dumb for that

[@BlueRGuy]

@@AnotherQueer or just to tell them to be identify as funny 💀

[@kalisperafilatoi]

when i was young i didn’t know that it was a transphobic joke so i would say it all the time. and now i’m non binary so-

[@nohintshere]

i did that too and now i'm trans

[@FiSH-iSH]

this just in: researchers have found a link between those who made attack helicopter jokes as children and transgender people

[@Step1adder]

your doing transphobic wrong

[@Kiera_I_guess]

Same lol Maybe the real attack helicopter was the gender confusion we found along the way

[@guideofdumb101]

bro same now i’m trans 💀

[@MaxineInYourWifi]

4:39 last line had a whole redemption arc in 1 second

[@Blu3Cub3]

This subreddit is where schools get their jokes

[@bootyman20]

You know what’s scary? These people live just like us, act just like us, look just like us. They could be you. They could be me! They could even be

[@geovanyerazo2501]

*gets head shot*

[@joshuaking8512]

What, WHAT, what is it!

[@frankyboy8513]

So would you say. They're... Among us?

[@tailsrhtatonslice1418]

What, it was obvious! He’s the red spy.

[@CadieCat]

I'm in the bathroom watching this, and when he asked me if I shitted, I just had and I was scared for a moment.

[@nakubro]

Oh damn

[@FiSH-iSH]

did you fard with fear

[@the_master_chief]

You are a great Content Creator good job Kwite keep doing good

[@SATANICCOW]

Wort wort wort

[@gb___]

@@SATANICCOW aaaawubadugh

[@noopthenoop]

holy shit did you get out of the soder?!?

[@the_master_chief]

@@SATANICCOW Yes a Wort Wort to you too

[@goofygoober4159]

holy shit THE master chief on the KWITE KZbin CHANNEL

[@kaydeninthemicrowave4285]

boomers are at it again, with their funny and incredibly original "wife bad!" jokes and their incredibly not confusing "memes"

[@bombyadept]

Wife bad! Punch wife!

[@koopicaca7882]

Don’t even get me started on the minion memes💀

[@Ecofriendlyant]

Every time I see these jokes, I die a little bit more on the inside.

[@WonderousSmiles]

I'm so tired of "reaction" memes. When they just staple on an "Everyone liked that" "Careful he's a hero" "Jesus has left the chat" You know what I mean. It's like a laugh track for internet people.

[@johnsharle9011]

"The teacher shot him 27 times in the torso" killed me

[@corbinnicholson945]

Killed him aswell

[@doggowazhere7016]

And also killed him

[@scarlett4061]

I don't identify as an attack helicopter... I identify as a defense helicopter hilarious right guys laugh please

[@rajz_]

Made me giggle

[@mizzyturii]

HAHAHAHHA THAT'S FUNNY

[@CB-nf8ez]

please

[@DifficultyYT]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS SO ORIGINAL

[@DE1M05]

Comedy at its peak.

[@biddleeewho4181]

8:49 It's actually til you scream, not die.

[@LillithText]

where the fuck did he get die from???

[@Stealthfang270]

@@LillithText he probably thought that it was the grim reaper and not scream

[@DearNightlight]

@@Stealthfang270 you mean Ghost Face?

[@ffsleon]

people rlly make attack helicopters 6 years after they were “relevant” and act like it’s the funniest shit

[@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051]

Counter argument dreamsexuels exist

[@wesleysmith8950]

@@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051 counter counter argument, soon you won't

[@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051]

@@wesleysmith8950 I'm sure

[@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051]

@maia 👹 bro it was like night when i wrote that

[@guigui4264]

@@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051 they dont

[@yourlocaltherapistfriend5091]

when I was younger, I used to say I identified as an attack helicopter. I am non-binary and autistic. I didn't get that it was a hateful joke and liked the idea of not identifying as a binary gender. I'm mildly disappointed in myself for thinking that but its kinda funny looking back.

[@stygian6642]

I think I said that once, and then when my classmates laughed I was immediately confused because I knew they were straight up transphobic--that's how I came to realize it was a transphobic joke, because my classmates laughed at it.

[@yourlocaltherapistfriend5091]

@@stygian6642 oof that can't have felt good but that's really embarrassing on their part

[@plantboy6249]

Autistic and non-bunary? Not surprised. The fuck does it even mean to be non-binary? You fucking scared to he called a 3 letter word? You can't even tell me what these pronouns represent, as these "genders" can't be defined.

[@fulcrum6760]

Hey Kwite, I dare you to do the anti-SJW community (TheQuartering, Nerdrotic, Geeks and Gamers, etc). It’ll be so glorious to see their reactions to a bigger KZbinr roasting the shit out of them.

[@icantdraw3781]

Absolutely lmao

[@tencolorpen]

thatd be hilarious

[@fulcrum6760]

@@tencolorpen I think it would be the Vader hallway fight scene from Rogue One but replace Vader with Kwite when they try to go after him.

[@nyeeeeeee9346]

is geeks and gamers the guy who said he doesnt like the halo tv show because it has black people and women in it?

[@Meow_Zedong]

please, this would be incredible! they are huge babies and their reactions would be awesome

[@MoondustManwise]

I have to come clean, when I was like 14 I thought the attack helicopter meme was funny. Now I have to wonder if the people who find it funny now have the mentalities of pre-teens

[@timetraveler7]

It seems everyone thought it was funny at that age, it's bazaar.

[@KILLERMEXICAN210]

Still better than Facebook minion memes and Roblox memes.

[@xemmiliumx]

funny thing is i used to find them funny and now im trans 💀

[@pugasaurusrex8253]

@@xemmiliumx Yeah the joke was pushed harder than that Texas bill on you

[@actualgoblin]

@@pugasaurusrex8253 what the fuck

[@SSKJ64]

1:50 As someone who loves both the Undertale and FNF OSTs alongside Eminem, this made me lose my sh*t I'm dying 💀

[@lukevolts9005]

Kwite cleverly cuts off the name of his favorite website at the end of the video as just "R-" to trick you into thinking his favorite website is Reddit, but we all know the truth. His favorite website is Rule34.

[@theyunggip4293]

He clearly says Reddit tho… maybe you were being sarcastic or something and if so, i’m sorry that I missed the joke. If you aren’t joking, he audibly says Reddit

[@FiSH-iSH]

roblox

[@americanmapping832]

2:32 That would've actually been funny without the bottom panel

[@alastryona]

the fact that even the worst bad/overused joke can be saved with a making thr punchline a hard turn to violence is a thing of beauty

[@Idrewonthewalls]

4:33 *AMONG US, AMONG US, AMONG US-*

[@stuffnstuff8844]

It may not be original but the only reason that Taco Bell is the healthiest fast food is because it goes into your body, through your digestive system and is expelled from your body at a speed that makes the SR-71 Blackbird jealous

[@chromacat248]

9:03 the vine boom unironically makes this funnier, fuck my sense of humor

[@Radiosilenced]

I identify as I threat and my pronouns are try/me

[@asprinjuice8877]

name checks out

[@clyde-or-monty]

actually pretty funny

[@zuke857]

8:58 it’s scream not die because he is the killer from scream

[@MrGemHunter]

The "Identify as an attack helicopter" joke is only applicable if you're talking about the Mechanicus

[@robertallan8035]

“Noo, you can’t just kill me for thinking you can’t be a military vehicle!!!!” “I identify as MACHINE. FLESH IS WEAK. NOW DIE IN THE NAME OF THE OMNISIAH.”

[@MrGemHunter]

@@robertallan8035 "From the moment I understood the weakness of my gender, it disgusted me." "I craved the strength and certainty of AGM-114 Hellfire missiles, I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine." "Your kind will cling to your APC's, as if they will not buckle and fail you." "One day the crude biomass you call a MG will wither, and you will beg my kind for air support." "But I am already aerial"

[@concept5631]

@@MrGemHunter That's actually solid damn.

[@AjitaniShirasu]

"I sexually identify as a riot shield and find this video offensive." ~Someone's comment from one of TheRussianBadger's videos Edit for those who want to watch the original video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/p4i0qZVnqbWWbqs

[@thrust_vectoring_spitfire]

Yeah bro we need to stop brutality against Riot Shields

[@AjitaniShirasu]

Riot shields matter too lol

[@confused5846]

People need to tolerate Riot shields

[@staog]

Sounds about right lmao. Every 14 year old makes these jokes

[@LeaderOfTheLostSouls]

I mean the Attack Helicopter jokes and such came into popularity due to how ridiculous sjws and LGBT+ people were getting with all these made up genders and sexualities it was a funny way to point out how ridiculous it is and how stupid the idea is when you put it into perspective which was needed back then tbh But it is done to death and people can’t even execute it well most of the time, I don’t mind old or classic memes yet they must be done well with a twist or ironically for fun and nostalgia imo

[@supremeocumstain8760]

can we just appreciate kwite’s proper use of “defenestration”

[@aedan9227]

7:52 you described that perfectly

[@bradoreman2510]

8:48 I like how that's not what it says but what you accidentally interpreted it as is much better

[@shawnlee5914]

What is it supposed to say?

[@bradoreman2510]

@@shawnlee5914 Till you scream

[@shawnlee5914]

@@bradoreman2510 Thanks.

[@ryanwagner3890]

1:12 New transition tactic discovered, much cheaper than bottom surgery.

[@unclesup7730]

8:44 it's til you scream not die

[@Highlander_Bones]

9:48 took me a bit to realize what was wrong here The meme was do bad it made me forget my dislexia

[@markbassett861]

The people who unironically say they identify as attack helicopters acc want to say that they work best with several men inside them

[@kristiliqua]

one of your videos randomly appeared on my recommended , and while im not really interested in meme channels n such in general ,, you are definitely my favorite and the most respectable imo . like - my guy knows tone indicators , supports lgbtq+ , doesnt call people having interests and hobbies "cringe" / doesnt target hate on certain fandoms n shit , etc . hella respectable to be able to understand internet culture while still not taking all that cringe culture bullshit . which is the same as my ,, beliefs or opinions or whatever . so i obv hard agree with you altho i do enjoy making fun of my own fandom bc . well its making fun of myself and also its The Truth , so . also ofc making fun of the actual weirdos as well (im in the mcyt fandom so ofc there are plenty of weirdos i make fun of) even if i probably wont watch ur content as , again , im not interested in meme channels (at least ones that just have one person and no one else to bounce off of , not bc theyre unfunny but just . friends doing dumb shit is Good and more fun for me) , but just know that i Really respect ur content and just . you as a person . keep up on the good work , king

[@AGoofyJester]

Let’s imagine a world where gender is just something we can just apply o ourselves and not have a majority of people go batshit crazy over it

[@PurplePiiPii]

4:52 the only funny thing in this video

[@lisasimpson507]

This makes me think of that one time Joe Rogan posted a meme about opinions being illegal & the catch me outside girl being president with a Halo Reach screenshot below it

[@beidoumimujer7783]

Misogyny, homophobia, hilarious

[@cjn8719]

Don't forget Transphobia!

[@criesandthrowsuponthefloor608]

Dont forget: *technology bad!!!1!1"

[@nohintshere]

don't forget "i hate my wife"

[@FiSH-iSH]

dont forget: "ew minorities"

[@greenshield1355]

don't forget uh... uhm I forgot

[@lolumoonflower391]

5:49 7 months later Twitter is dead

[@125friends8]

Aged well

[@LollyTheScunt]

As a geography guy, 6:31 makes me laugh as it implies that redditors can take over most of Crimea and leave Sevastopol as a separate city state.

[@tashkent561]

Free target practice for the Russian Army

[@i_will_not_elaborate]

Okay, but the Natasha and Steve comic is kinda cute and funny. Probably because it reminds me of conversations between me and my boyfriend but reversed. He's the one always flirting while my autistic ass doesn't get it or takes it literally. 🤣

[@galpal4384]

There’s a difference between a running joke and an overused joke

[@Bleats_Sinodai]

My favorite thing to reply to the attack helicopter dudes is "oh, so you can only function if you have a handful of men inside you?"

[@cj3047]

9:54 Same

[@wayacrazy.]

Same

[@9deekay]

Same

[@13Js0]

YES YES YES YES YES PLEASE SOME COMEDY NECROPHILIA PLEASE

[@Rainok]

9:39 my response would be "depends on the day"

[@trashfay]

I felt the amongus-spinning. My brain still at least once every day just randomly drops the amongus-music into my brain and I am forced to randomly say "sus" or "amongus" on a regular basis

[@texasred8424]

the area 51 meme was like the ultimate culmination of every single unfunny reddit meme out there, the final boss you must face after conquering every single other stupid-ass meme on reddit.

[@duck1831]

I un ironically identified as a helicopter when I was like 11-12, like it helped me explain how I felt, I didn’t know people did it in a bad way.

[@CocoaBean3977]

Good video! Pretty sure that one meme at 8:49 is supposed to be "until you scream" not "until you die" just throwing it out there.

[@doodleplayer4014]

Kids at my school legitimately use the "Attack Helicopter" meme to bully me, and I just think it's hilarious that transphobes can't think of better jokes.

[@cyschan]

“i identify as an attack helicopter” “i identify as skinny” “i identify as joe” just say you identify as transphobic its not that hard u arent funny be honest

[@TsukiStuffs]

i identify as transphobic. ywnbaw

[@dontmindclownslikeme867]

The attack helicopter joke, i lowkey saw someone make that in a random vid in 2022...its been 6 years since that "joke" existed..like a person in 2019 referencing a "n stole my bike" joke from 2013, theyre not over the offensive phase.. Also Kwite says trans rights, hes mega-epic 😎👉👉

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Kwite has gone from Mild Based to Ultra Spicy Flamin Based

[@Bailey_Dreamfoot]

5:58 this is also what it’s like to be a tumblr user in 2022.

[@xero_tx2275]

I got an ad for Reddit right at the end when he was boutta say reddit That shit was way too perfect 💀

[@MatingPress]

i dont think attack helicopter thing was ever a joke it was always just to mock people

[@Mossymoss69]

Dog being an attack helicopter would be cool as hell. You get to fly around and see the world without paying or plane tickets? Sweet.

[@im_behind_you.]

6:11 funny part is people from tiktok tried to buy an island too called floptropica

[@popelite9926]

the bubble speech at 2:08 is actually what it really says, it is just translated from Italian (If I recall correctly it comes from a series of stripes called "Bastardidentro")

[@suursuits7637]

In my experience, Reddit is only good for a few things: niche memes (sbubby, skamtebord), communities centered around specific pieces of media (TV shows, video games), or hentai.

[@ToastedFox]

Even when I was transphobic I didnt think the attack helicopter joke was funny.

[@Alan-hj8ch]

Wait a dam minute

[@joshuaking8512]

Is that a furry pfp?

[@joshuaking8512]

@Just a confused space warrior thats sus

[@frankyboy8513]

@@joshuaking8512 Among us.

[@WabbyWaffleBhoi]

@@frankyboy8513 Amoongus

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

The 50% off-100% off Meme is still kind of funny! Especially because the guy so easily could be me!!

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

@@TheRealBlazingDiamond What a strange and utterly bonkers comment to make! Of course I'm under no such illusion that a small gesture such as a flag in my tag on a Social Media account is "helping" anyone! Damn, sure you wasn't shaken as a baby buddy?

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

@@TheRealBlazingDiamond So you can't get into your head that putting a flag in a tag isn't an attempt to help, but about showing sympathy and a small gesture of respect!? Why do you care?

[@Ggg-lj5zz]

@@TheRealBlazingDiamond You clearly do give a shit though. Yes, it isnt gonna change anything, but they are well aware of it. It’s just a small nice gesture. Why make such a drama about a flag in a username? Does it harm anyone? Did they ever claim it‘s significant or that anyone cares?

[@actualgoblin]

@@TheRealBlazingDiamond bitching and whining about virtue signalling is somehow more annoying than any amount of performative activism

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

@@TheRealBlazingDiamond "I'm not triggered" After going on a rant that clearly shows you're triggered!

[@Cahrssomething]

“I identify joke” I actually called out a few days ago, saying “is this supposed to be laughing material” people said weirdly “yes” good thing this vid was released lol

[@jmelly2651]

The title is literally every kwite video

[@nprospekt]

yep

[@JohnaldV]

I agree with most of these being bad but I will stand on the “100% free” joke always being funny. Fight me.

[@stopbreathing.2926]

This is givin me heavy flashbacks to all the cringy stuff I used to do when I was 10.

[@glitchystaticz]

god i remember seeing some of these exact memes in 2017-19 and ACTUALLY LAUGHING AT THEM. the donkey one especially was like being stabbed

[@Delta-lu5kf]

"Keanu Reefs" is actually a pretty good pun

[@verylostdoommarauder]

Seeing all of these formats that are now considered old and dead make me feel really old. 5:32 If it's real, then it would definitely break a few city ordinances. Besides, even if it was, it would only really be in big cities and I'm more of a small town guy myself.

[@HansPeter-qy3wl]

Kwite got so tangled up on shitting on other peoples jokes he admitted to knowing baddragon, which is basically the same as admitting to being a gay furry. This was a setup they played the long game, they only made all of these shitty jokes to make him fall.

[@teathesilkwing7616]

You also just admitted you know it.

[@timetraveler7]

Bad dragon? Never heard of it, totally. I've absolutely never ever heard of it.

[@uncroppedsoop]

Depends on how you learned about it

[@clydecrocodile101]

Lol i don't own 3 of them

[@actualgoblin]

the fuck is a baddragon

[@the_realityis4024]

*laughs aggressively*

[@nabstablook22]

the fact that kwite saying among us five times was funnier than the original meme makes me question if my humour is that much better

[@aresknight12]

Kwite, that was so RuPaul. Hit the slay button, queen