Funny Norwegians speaking English

[@jacksepticeye]

Norwegians, Europe's Canadians.

[@dritoc6947]

Sean.. What are you doing here.

[@Wigy67]

jacksepticeye AH JESUS CHRIST YOUR MY FAV YOUTBER. IF YOU SEE THIS... ILL SHIT MY PANTS AND LEAV A COMMENT LUV U

[@immatureidiot3467]

Completely random KZbinr scrolling through the comments, no biggie :P

[@magnxs]

true enough

[@JJaaggoobb]

haha

[@EarendilUndomiel]

Believe me, most Norwegians find this hilarious.

[@norwegianguy010]

I'm embarressed over it :P

[@xristal-014]

norwegianguy010 Why? Its just funny x) :D

[@user-nb5yw]

Yes, we certainly do find it hilarious - it's not very common to speak English THIS badly :)

[@user-nb5yw]

***** Hahah. I'm sure you're better than you think :)

[@benbong4577]

Fy fean det var jævla moro hahhahaha. Jeg ser dette på Værnes flyplass, så nå ser alle på meg!! >.

[@benbong4577]

Most Norwegians find this the best/funniest thing ever.

[@mah7294]

7 years later... true!!

[@zirak93-2]

Not only ethnics Norwegian, but us foreign people too.

[@Night-gb5ug]

As a norwegian I thank you

[@GrimReefer1983]

Its not the fart that kills, its the smell..

[@VEETAL1TY]

Grim Reefer Uh, What?

[@EliotJG]

Fart = Speed

[@hildcit]

Smell=bang/crash

[@vinter_printer]

Yassss xD

[@g3mint446]

1:00 - Obama's trying so hard not to laugh xD

[@yuimizunashi]

G3 mint he's more like, "Not bad" [meme]

[@放養書生]

obwama

[@raz0rcarich99]

ObOaMa

[@hasjduden]

1:06 BØTTTTTTT

[@Asidders]

Hahahah, var tilfeldigvis på det punktet i videoen når han sa det.

[@CarpetHater]

BØT

[@ysteinfjr7529]

Ka for ei BØTT?

[@jspartacus]

Hate to break it to y'all, but this is what Thor would really talk like....

[@sabrinabaguma8334]

No, he would speak a language that doesn't exists anymore, but it's close to sounding like how they speak on Iceland

[@jspartacus]

No matter. It isn't the fake British accent that he talks in the movies. He would sound more like the Muppets Swedish Chef.

[@willie5301]

some norweigan dialects are very similar to icelandic. for example "the "sogne" dialect".

[@chillbro2275]

hahaha

[@FindusFiskekaker]

as a person from Norway that is actually named Thor, I can confirm

[@Niobesnuppa]

BØTT! Og President Obuama. xD

[@gamingplays1858]

Obama*

[@anarkistrotte]

@@gamingplays1858 r/wooosh

[@anita_0870]

Hahahaya

[@graceygrumble]

And next, Obama delivers a speech in Norwegian. Now, that would be funny!

[@elisesl7107]

Omg haha

[@therealhoodelf]

graceygrumble He barely speaks English.

[@Dankuzmeemusmaximus]

Er du dum? hele poenget er at engelsk er et verdens språk som alle burde kunne.

[@fidgetyrock4420]

JA VI KAN! ja vi kan , ja vi kan, jepp vi kan.

[@Ebenandre]

@@Dankuzmeemusmaximus nei vi burde ikkje bruka engelsk for mykje det er for innflytlings fullt i noreg

[@garybsg]

I love these Norwegians accents

[@NTVshelk]

1:05 Obama "not bad" hahaahahaha

[@Aadibass]

Nam Thien Vo HAHAHA!!

[@aecoulson]

Two notes: First, Norwegians (let alone other Scandinavians) at my university in the UK have perhaps the best command of the English language, irrespective of background or academic ability in general -- and my tutor adumbrated some even demonstrate better language skills than British citizens. Second, given the increasingly interconnected nature of business and education, there is no universally valid English accent but myriad versions.

[@vikingpotet]

As a Norwegian this is so funny and I think I am dying right now🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Catitalaratoncita]

Me too! I always watch this for a laugh

[@Bun0124-s1f]

1:06 "BØTT!!"

[@BobiR-bl9fc]

Your Language is Like alien language from Other planets ...I met some girls from Norway when I was in Andaman islands ,goa and Iran ..

[@munchyman3]

Most 14 year olds in Norway speak better english than that.

[@gainward2]

+munchyman3 THAT IS NOT true. Holy shit you're so wrong I literally fell of my chair, necroing a 4 month old post.

[@ellahere6214]

+munchyman3 I spoke better english than this at that age.

[@blacjkdog]

+BookstoreChan lol, its true tho

[@Impetuss]

+munchyman3 Well yeah, people like Thorbjørn didnt have english in school and havent used it much. Most 14 year olds today use internet daily, where english is the prominent language.

[@munchyman3]

Henrik Holsæther Føyen "people like Thorbjørn didnt have english in school and havent used it much." Dude, that's no excuse for a man who's been in politics for several decades …And english has been a mandatory part of the norwegian school since 1936.

[@Fishfingers232]

The first guy was actually spot-on in terms of vocab/grammar and understanding the question, he just had a really thick accent. Dam you guys must have a really high standard if that's your definition of bad english.

[@Proskater134]

these are older generations of people that didnt have all that influence from american tv shows etc. Most 14 year olds in Norway today can almost speak fluent english.

[@skillkill950]

thet first guy petter solberg is literally notorious in norway for speaking extremely bad english

[@odinlindeberg4624]

one of his more notorious lines would be "it was a very crap swing", where he meant a sharp turn.

[@rompedask8392]

or "it's not the fart that kills, it's the smell!"

[@odinlindeberg4624]

Rompe Dask Accidentally poetic.

[@Liamzinho9]

I find it weird how Scandinavians always think they have to speak English in an English accent. Most Brits (and Americans) accept that foreigners will speak with a different accent. Hearing Norwegians, Swedes and Danes speak like Englishmen is very strange, but really cool and admirable at the same time. Most nationalities don't bother. Either way, we appreciate foreigners learning our language, regardless of accent!

[@elisabeth2560]

Surprised they disn't include petter solheim's "it's not the fart that kills, it's the smell" hahah

[@ExtraNorsk]

It's a moose in the motor!

[@Lobos222]

Or Drillo. "There is hope in a hanging snor-e."

[@Amphibiot]

Because he never actually said it. It's an old Wesensteen joke from the 60's.

[@rural478]

det er den jeg leter etter lmaoo

[@bjrsherino7085]

Det var Eggen! ;)

[@phil31253]

1:07 That but though

[@fredlindalen6674]

IM NORWEGIAN, AND I FEEL REALLY WEIRD NOW.

[@markusforsberg13]

Just look at Obama's face! xD

[@fredlindalen6674]

Markus Fo Obama is like: What the fuck.....

[@TheSecretprod]

makes me happy to hear! :D its not easy to talk and learn a second language perfect. but we from Norway master this very well! we starts to learn English when we are 8-10 years old.

[@SakuraxStars]

Haha, I absolutely love Norwegian accents. Hard to decipher, but they sound really cool! The people in the video tried to pronounce English words like they were Norwegian words. I studied Norwegian over the summer, and THE WORDS ARE SO HARD TO PRONOUNCE. Sure, it looks like and shares a lot of similarities with English, but that's where it ends! English (at least American English) requires a much less controlled mouth than many languages. So, often people incorrectly try to speak it carefully.

[@mattwatson7510]

Rili hæppi to si dis comment! Gudd løkk on traing to spik norwegian. Is what a norwegian would say, probably.

[@ZoroIsGone]

i mean, im norwegian, but i dont think i have any type of accent

[@kyrenaz]

@@ZoroIsGone I am also Norwegian, and I've been told I have one hell of a heavy accent.

[@danielhenko6961]

@@ZoroIsGone Snakker du som dette? Eller snakker du en bra dialect som oss fra Finmark? Vi snakker jo bæst

[@marko.rankovic]

I'm British. I lived in Norway for seven years, I know Norwegian fluently and trust me, I am constantly being laughed at, just for opening my mouth over there!

[@Andreas4696]

Sorry about that.

[@marko.rankovic]

***** Jeg veet ikke helt, kanskje en Engelsk aksent ikke passer så godt med norsk haha

[@kimjongun7734]

+Marko Crush Vi synes det høres søtt ut

[@marko.rankovic]

Maliah Wolfsbane Hehe då så!

[@marko.rankovic]

***** Norsk snakker jeg flytende ja :)

[@TyrbeTrost]

Petter Solberg's English is just awesome. At some parts, even as a Norwegian, I don't know wtf he's trying to say xD There's also this guy in the Norwegian parliament that speaks hilarious English, however I don't remember his name.

[@TheMercedesFan1]

"I had alot of fart and it ended with a big smell" - Petter Solberg x)

[@malinthefairy6586]

“It’s not the fart that kills it’s the smell”

[@RobertoDeEvan68]

Look at obama face lmao Trying so hard to understand him😂

[@ViktoriaHuseby]

"I had too much fart in the sving so I crashed into the Christmas tree" petter solberg haha us Norwegians really have to work on our English

[@Samuel-bj9cd]

I have a weird obsession with norwegians speaking english

[@OldeScrumpy]

I am Norwegian and I approve of this.

[@valerune192]

OBAMA TRYING NOT TO LAUGH HAHAHAA

[@gamagenin]

Where is the "funny english-speaking people talking norwegian" video? That would be twice as fun!

[@hildcit]

Emil Hardersen I have to arre with this though!

[@collectorduck9061]

Better late than never kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnXIYauHg5aLiac

[@thauglie]

Og hvor er Thor Heyerdahl? And where is Thor Heyerdahl?

[@Trigenetic]

Petter Solberg "Its not the fart that kills its the stop" will one day be a classic

[@IngeGronas]

Petter Solberg isn't even trying. He don't give a shit as long as he gets understood.

[@KermaHillway]

How you know they are Norwegian when they have to say uh, æh and eh when they are trying to think of the next English word.

[@SeieDuDaDu]

Husker godt denne talen fra Torbjørn Jagland, gud så flau jeg var. Helt utrolig at en uten tilstrekkelige engelsk kunnskaper i det hele tatt kan være statsminister i Norge. De reiser j orundt i hele verden og representerer landet vårt, folk må jo tro vi er helt tilbakestående her oppe.

[@DoYaCareBoutMe]

Går det ann el. ?

[@CrankyBubushka]

They are doing pretty well, actually :)

[@fredrikdahl1230]

Petter Solberg in this video* "The car got better in some places after sørvis, after we changed the gearboks." Me in norwegian: I like to gå en tur og eat litte grann'e quick lunsj. The world reacting to norwegian people speaking English:😂😂😂😂😁🌍😅😅

[@HrHaakon]

To the point where a newspaper found his English teacher and asked him to defend himself.

[@Shqiptarivertet]

@Emilie4116 Perhaps you have some statistics you could refer to? Or the statistics is your selfclaimed statistics?

[@sophialoren7855]

They sound like a mix of Finns' and Swedes' accents speaking English

[@mysticryan1]

I heard that saying in Sweden. Is it the same in Norway?

[@DarkSigiles]

@milesliber What are you talking about? We're not embarassed by Petter Solberg, he's just a mascot sort of and it's funny to hear him speak "Solberg engelsk"

[@camste82]

@Shqiptarivertet I don't think you've traveled much... At least not to anywhere but super touristy places.

[@JaguarRawr]

His English is pretty damn good by American education standards :P I took Spanish from kindergarten to 10th grade, can't even make a sentence...but after several months of self teaching, I can speak basic swedish, and I plan to learn russian in the future :D

[@HalfWayDawn]

That is because we have it as a subject on school from 1st grade to 10 th grade and sometimes during college. Yeah... It's like our second native language!

[@ole322]

Now that's a true norwegian accent in English!!

[@Trigenetic]

right thanks, always forget that one

[@aecoulson]

Jajaja, the car got better in some areas now after service, cause we had to change the gear box. But a little bit scary in other places, you know, but, eh. It's good to just change that diff to see what the difference is is, and just sometimes... It's slipping up for me, so it's a litte bit scary, but it's easier to drive in many places. So, not a bad time. I'm quite happy with that actually, you know?

[@holkemann]

"Present Ubjama"

[@elmerlee4536]

They sound normal. In fact they sound like American people in the 1900s. Not bad.

[@laura-hr2rj]

What a lovely accent, I like it

[@vicky881931]

Obama was looking so confused and trying to understand what he was saying actually....lmao!!!.....hahahahahah......

[@vinter_printer]

Its not The fart that kills You. Its The smell. Best norwenglish i know about.

[@tarjeivraadal]

unfortunatley we had a demper problem xD

[@EmiliaLevante]

WHY IS MY BFFS UNCLE HERE LMFAO

[@persay]

I used to think Thorbjørn Jagland was the worst english speaker on the western hemisphere, but after living outside of Norway for over a year now, this doesn't really sound that bad.

[@thea9153]

The people in my class speaks english this way, ahaha

[@BBK96]

1:06 "bøtt" xD

[@crackcobain9845]

This is so fucking funny!

[@ze_rubenator]

This is just so much more funny if you're Norwegian =P

[@GROENAASMusic]

Thorbjørn Jagland is trying his best. Petter Solberg is more like "if I can speak English, it's good enough".

[@Cromag3]

Did Jagland say "Present Obama"?

[@rohitkumarz]

i recently watched norsemen , just curious to know does norwengian said anything close to it.. or those are just stereotyping..

[@Tempest2.0]

Thats the other language I would like to learn! But I'm still learning Russian and the basics of Swedish. Is the Norwegian language some what related to Danish(that is what my friend said)

[@MsAirsoft]

@Yellyist når flytta du da?

[@svampebobfirkant7572]

some of us Norwegians learns a third language when we're 12/13 yrs old. I'm only 14 years old and i can speak norwegian, sami and english, and i'm learning german too.

[@jdc6163]

Do you have Sami ancestors, either deceased or living?

[@SageFX_Official]

@Arvata What is muulig, please? Takk!

[@bareodin]

Nobody: Jagland: *BØTT*

[@Arvata]

@SamuelMagnus "Mulig" means "possible" ^^ The rough translation of my comment is "Is it possible!!!" which is a common Norwegian term used if you're both amused at someone and thinks they're being downright silly/embarrassing at the same time. I also dragged out the 'u's to increase the pronounced effect XD

[@freshnessbeyond]

Atleast they knew some english thus able to communicate easier internationally. You have to accept that English is not a first language around the world. But i must applaud those people that tried to learn english even if its basic.

[@Ulyssestnt]

"obuama" lol..

[@GOTHICforLIFE1]

Just waiting for Obama to break out i laughter now xD

[@bendiktw]

It's not only only!

[@LunarCannon_]

too bad i dont have an accent, but I purposefully give myself an accent :)

[@waringaw.m6350]

Where's Tord? WHERE IS HE?!?!?!?!?

[@HeleneKarlsen92]

We had a stop in the start....^^

[@ThePurpleRay]

Haha, i know not everyone in norway speak english like this, weird but they up north sound more American with their accent when they are speaking english. Still priceless to hear Petter solberg haha xD (he is from the south, you can hear it in his accent)

[@87famguy]

Hva sier P.Solberg som er så ille feil, om jeg tør spørre?

[@xMACC4Realx]

Haha xD Idk if I have an accent when speaking english or not and im from Norway.

[@cheersfor6323]

Sometimes you don't have the balls to make it through... Anyway the practice leads to perfection

[@jonasdelange1346]

a demper problem you say?

[@postmann1000]

Butters - what what in the butt je snakker bærre totning je!!!

[@SparklingLavaJellyfish]

1:04 DAT FACE

[@JulieDale00]

CHANGE THE GIRBOKS HAHAHAHAHAHHA xD Det redda dagen ass

[@emilioaranda1434]

I'm from the city Bergen, norway and I speak perfect English. There we learn English from the first day of school.

[@mrxashi9738]

is this what u call perfect English? hahahahha. i don't think so. just from the two sentences u wrote, i found more than 3 grammatical errors :P sorry i didn't mean to embarrass u.

[@sundhaug92]

qalid xashi embarrass*

[@mrxashi9738]

fuck u all

[@sindre101]

its not the fart thats kills you, its the smell

[@austineondoro6357]

What is petter saying

[@UmbertoDOvidio]

Norwegian is my favourite english accent

[@CristianFarapon]

0:59 Obama vas like: ok, i can do it, don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh.

[@feliksnodelman3198]

The Swedish accent is funny too :) Maybe it's just a Scandinavian thing. Or maybe accents are just funny :)

[@nikolaikri]

"demper problems" hahahaha

[@HerrEngelsman]

I am, it is indeed a privilege going to most places in the world and them speaking your tongue. The disadvantage is that learning other languages is less culturally pushed/desired. There's a laziness, lack of necessity/desire. I think many other nationalities students start learning foreign languages when they are younger too. I was talking to Swedes and they said they were 9 I believe. We don't start learning say, French or Spanish until we are 12.

[@gogicore]

Im here for an acting career

[@luisojea]

well,I'm spanish,living in Norway since a few months ago,I can't speak norwegian and my english is really bad, I must say that norwegians best or worst,they all speak english, one question for native english speakers,how many of you are able to speak other language?

[@derya746]

It's so cute and not that bad tbh

[@Twolegz_]

@Kaaxe it doesnt sound like most of us speak so..

[@PyramidMayhem]

I was on service we had a demper problem