Game of Thrones Abridged

Catelyn stares into the abyss, and the abyss stabs Renly!!
Discussing Chapter 34 of A Clash of Kings, the second book in the Game of Thrones book series.
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Schwifty starting ACOKabridged with "Hi" instead of "Wwwwwwelcome" is like that Star Wars prequel where the opening camera pan is up instead of down

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[@onion7117]

Congrats on 100k Just noticed in the chapter before this it’s rumoured that the north used a ridiculous army of wargs to win the battle but in this chapter we see it’s Stannis using evil magic to kill his enemies.

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I didn’t think we would get anymore abridged episodes

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Glad you you decided to give your viewers true Asoiaf experience by making huge gaps between new episodes

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thank you Oliver Schwift I’ve been waiting for you to cover this chapter ever since Cat III

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[@aaronmelgar7116]

My take on the religion of the seven not seeming to have any tangible supernatural connection to a 'real god' is that it's meant to represent the political/human side of religion and its power. The seven might not have the ability to conjure shadow monsters, but the actions of their overwhelming amount of believers are just as capable if not more so of influencing the ASOIAF world.

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I learned about those cave paintings being animated by torchlight Schwift is talking about at 11:00 literally the couple of minute before I began watching this VOD... that's such a strange coincidence lol

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ACOK Abridged, A Day Made

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So hyped we’re still getting these

[@Hochspitz]

Most enjoyable, thank you! Even on my first reading of ASOIAF, both Catelyn and Sansa sent up red flags for me. Maybe Sansa can find a redemption arc but Stoneheart, I don't think so. In fact all the Stark kids are going down dark paths.

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The king returns!

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Thank the 7 we finally got a new ACOK abridged

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At long last, blessed by the Schwift. Damn yt not notifying me earlier

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Yess, ACOKAbridged is back!

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man… that catelyn storm of swords gonna be insane

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:(

[@DBunkYoMind]

“Waggle your taggle” is a great description 🙃 Ironically Renly invited Cat to have her say…

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It's a Festivus miracle!!

[@d_randy]

47:09 yeah it’s Melisandre & Stannis’ burned leeches that actually killed Robb, & the other kings

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My body is ready

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I think he’ll be finished with all chapters from all the books before GRRM are finished with WoW

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I can't wait for the day when I can catch a livestrean !

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52:20 RIP my neanderthal brothers and sisters, we were so close to living in an IRL fantasy world with different humanoid intelligent races

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The sweet part in Treegod-Emperor Bran would be that Treegod Bran is less horrible than Tentaclegod Euron would have been if he had won and some of the nice people are still alive.

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I am so mad I missed this

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56:14 ACOK is also what I need to start the day

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Well, it took about a year but I'm finally caught up! Now time to play the waiting game.

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I've just finished watching all eps of abridged this is a sad time now what will I listen to 😢

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That fucking bell

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Lobstered steel = Valyrian steel? Valyrians = lobster people? House Celtigar = crabs ~ lobsters Nimble Dick CRABB = Azor Ahai confirmed

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well that was nice seee you in a month

[@Shadowwand]

You know Schwift, I hadn't thought of how the fringes are the only places with a hint of magic, were ice and fire, at the start and at the end. What is the Middle of Game of Thrones? Is that some sort of veiled clue about how to achieve balance?

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I need acok in my life please finish the book idk how to read

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"We may do this more often" or, we may not

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Next 3 hour video: The REAL Wallace and Wooble

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I'm not sure I'd describe the hivemind in A Song for Lya as *evil* per se, strange and horrifying maybe but not exactly evil.

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Noooo I misseeed it!!

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Fuck I cannot believe I missed this

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Some of the White Walkers might be cool but I hope we can all agree that none of them are hot.

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CRAB KING BRAN! CRAB KING BRAN!

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Dick Crab? Seriously? Naming characters after muppets is one thing, but now he's naming them after sexually transmitted lice. That's impressive.

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