Game of Thrones Abridged

[@cogema97]

The race between Schwift and George is heating up

[@jeremyscungio16]

That's what I thought. I left a comment on the last time he made one (not yesterday) saying he will finish when George does

[@M0ntymonger]

The race is on projected 2058

[@alexrockas3704]

George is actually waiting for schwift to catch up

[@Scorpionwincheater88]

​@@alexrockas3704oh god

[@jorgewilliam7103]

Just what we needed after that one guy reading a word a day stopped posting.

[@aaronmelgar7116]

Taking two ACOKS back to back? I must be in heaven.

[@laurenfox1899]

What is this, Requiem for a Dream?

[@dunbass7149]

Schwift isn’t

[@carrotslat8100]

It being a theon chapter is the cherry on top

[@Menno_3]

WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED HIM MOST, HE FUCKING DELIVERED

[@TheSaladin777]

Schwift knows something we don't...

[@bootlemonster]

God I hope so. Not saying much in my case 🤣

[@thomaswillard6267]

yeah, GRRM's burrito order

[@franksloe5087]

​@@thomaswillard6267 it's a "Christmas Burito"

[@TheShourdedLord]

Schwift really on pace to beat George by finishing this series by 2027

[@ormurin6441]

What is going on? Two episodes back to back? 🎉

[@homon4422]

NO WAY TWO DAYS IN A ROW???

[@elsiekarp]

thank you for helping me stay sane during some dark times, mr. schwift. your content always brightens my day and a lot of us really need some brightness right now.

[@JoshuaKevinPerry]

why times are dark, you racist?

[@elidawkins9455]

@@JoshuaKevinPerry bros going thru something and you just gonna call em a racist.. damn, no respect these days...

[@hotvolcano1267]

We have been blessed what have we done to deserve this ❤❤

[@kimberlywebster6057]

Those of us in the US need copium and Schwift is delivering.

[@richardtabor8686]

"Bad people fail to take responsibility" Well said. Ty for the content.

[@NageekXLII]

Rereading these books, all of his chapters (especially his final one) filled me with a sense of dread I’ve never experienced with any book before. Just true stomach churning shit.

[@genosse2712]

schwifto picking up the pace... love it! maybe we finish this before wow comes out...

[@btarczy5067]

World of Warcraft Classic (Remastered)? Unfortunately I consider that the more likely wow to drop in the foreseeable future.

[@S-fp7uz]

Theon literally proves Robb right, when he fumbles a risky manouver and accidentally gets someone killed this very chapter.

[@lurksnitchtongue8986]

This is true, but he also had no reason to do that and had a lot more reason to take the shot in book one. If he hadn't its very likely Bran would have died anyway and also possibly Robb.

[@jorgewilliam7103]

I didn't expect another one so quick. What a treat! I loved watching these while i was re-reading agot and acok.

[@NaniMoose]

If I knew it was this easy to get new Abridged chapters, I woulda bought you a burrito ages ago.

[@taco4242]

Two in a row!? Let's go! Keep the streak going!

[@louisroy4911]

What the hell! Is it Christmas already? Thanks for the precise tangent free analysis as always Mr. Schwift

[@globesurfer122]

Please make it 3 in a row!

[@johnbrewer6218]

It’s been a rough week over here, thank you for some light in the dark❤

[@joshuagillett8256]

Shwift cmon dawg, these are the best thing on KZbin! Give me my fix more often! Love from Wales UK ❤️❤️

[@loganrichards9172]

I think Schwift is being given the reek treatment by glidus forcing him to get these videos out to us🎉🎉

[@arthurthompsondelachenelie7404]

the results are outstanding... I say keep it up Glidus! Send some pieces to his father!

[@ShubertReads]

For the first time in years, I wasn't able to relisten to every episode in the series in between chapters. Reminds me of simpler times. Thanks Schwift! 🙏

[@samuelwatkins5145]

Okay this is crazy, you actually got me to shoot out of bed when I saw the notification. Good job Schwift!

[@KlaraL-_-]

ANOTHER ONE????!!! YOU ARE ON FIRE!!!🔥THANKS, ALT, I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE THEON´S CHAPTERS!

[@andybandyb]

I think it’s nice that Schwift made this today and yesterday and it’s okay if he doesn’t do it tomorrow ❤

[@sebastos7693]

What is this madness, two schwift uploads in two days. My month is made.

[@Monotremewisdom]

I believe we are all confused but extremely grateful, thanks Schwaddy

[@xeri9507]

So much ACOK i love it ❤

[@Hazelcake]

twice in 48 hours? it's like the golden days again!

[@Mr_Pilat]

levels of back not yet seen

[@thisguy8106]

I would allow 100 cheese similes in a row if GRRM just releases Winds. Each chapter can open *AND* close with a cheese simile, idc. It's okay, George. You can do it.

[@johnny-boysoprano7956]

I can't express my gratitude enough Mr. Schwift, thanks for the upload

[@itsyaboyb9839]

18:07 lmao I never thought of that 😂

[@AdamDangerSmith]

That “See ya” at the end, is to die for 🤤

[@carrotslat8100]

Thank you for doing them so close together, I remember listening to the last Theon chapter years ago and looked at the chapter listen to see how far off it was until the next because they’re some of my favorites

[@beatrixnicholls-hollidge9268]

for the last three months these videos have been all i’ve listened to, very grateful for the new material sir schwift

[@Nimblenima]

Thank you for continuing this series

[@Coast2CoastFlyin]

You cant make procrastination jokes at George's expense when (as you openly admit) its been 4 years since our last Theon chapter. Its been nearly a decade since GoT abridged began, and the vast majority of that span of time has been for ACOK abridged, a book we've yet to get halfway through yet. There can only be one high lord of procrastination, so unless you can convince George to give up his seat upon that throne by publishing WoW, we need more abridged chapters. A half dozen a year or so, even if they tend to be more streamlined and focused and shorter, that would be fine. I can be happy with a new Schwift abridged reading/analysis every other month

[@elidawkins9455]

you warp in and out of irony as if it were a second skin

[@Kriegerdammerung]

I don't think we deserve this treat but we take it anyway!

[@Forti15]

I'm not sure if we deserve this aaaaa! Thank you my man

[@helenathedreamer7766]

Omg two days in a row? You are saving us in this dark times…

[@kareemabdel-rahim3711]

Two chapters? In this economy????

[@franksloe5087]

Strategy is kind of a grand way of achiving goals. So Theons goal is "greatness", "recognition". His strategy is: perform "great", "brave" , "bold" steps. The tactic is "kill some villagers", "take winterfell", etc.

[@acady4460]

This book is so fun! I love this series (ov videos) so much thank you for making it!

[@ELFBOYMUSIC]

This video is the best thing that’s ever happened to me

[@roba3438]

You are right Schwift the trees thrashing around would look goofy... but it feels like no one ever talks about just how goofy the black already is..

[@blackbeardtx371]

These make me so happy 😅

[@MsZeeZed]

0:10 - Books now have Episodes? Why did no one tell me? 🙀 Lip-smackingly gud 😹

[@warriorbutton]

Two Episodes of ACOK abridged !?!? My cup runneth over

[@AdamDangerSmith]

Back 2 Back - Double Doozy!! ❤️

[@franksloe5087]

36:09 the most lore accurate Predator sound effect.

[@6942-j7y]

I thought I was hallucinating

[@evancarlson5805]

Schwifty needs to do a costume change in the middle of each episode so we can call it "ACOK, Abridged, and a Wardrobe"

[@celsopatiri2846]

Bro is unstoppable

[@jackthehumanofficial]

double cheese simile has me cacklinggggg 😂😂

[@sebastianholden4759]

Interesting that Theon’s arrow hits the wilding holding Bran in GOT but then misses his mark and murders his own solider after betraying the Starks in ACOK. I think Theon will get another chance to use a bow, and the arrow will protect a Stark. When that time comes, he will not miss..

[@AltSchwiftX]

Theon will accidentally shoot Bran in A Dream of Spring

[@justinparker3747]

WE ARE SO BACK!

[@joshuabgambrell]

OMG TWO IN A ROW??

[@maryarmstrong2231]

I needed this❤

[@faithmoir1637]

while ur on this streak pls link up with glimbo and finish your food rankings i wanna hear your thoughts on the sister’s stew

[@pabloreed7717]

Oh my god I’m freaking out y’all!

[@loutheupsguy]

We are blessed thank you!

[@tuinhoofd1923]

Thank you schwifty

[@robertkissinger4821]

I'm convinced that Schwifty is spying on me because I finished the abridged back catalog two days ago 🤣

[@waynehickey9830]

Twice in two days Amazing

[@evancarlson5805]

It's interesting how much slavery is a theme in the books and how the show kind of forgot about it at the end. I wonder if the thing that makes Dany break bad will be seeing one of her enemies taking slaves or even being captured by someone and treated like a slave again.

[@shikharpandey2379]

ACOK a day keeps the master away

[@luker3752]

21:00 Dark Schwifty lore

[@parthdeshpande3940]

Noooo, missed it by seconds

[@MaddoxTopg]

TWO IN A ROW. You ok? Trying to go out with a bang? If you need help call the hotline!

[@JJRkrumami]

We are so back

[@kimberlywebster6057]

11:34 He was craving fondue

[@Gooning_Chunguz]

George is sweating rn

[@AbbyTheMusical]

Two days in a row! Woo

[@HumanDarknes]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[@samuelwatkins5145]

I'll take all the Acocks please!

[@infamousgamer767]

Two in a row??? I fear for schwift's health

[@Salten96]

Holy shit we’re back

[@andrewlee6118]

Awww yeah! Its time to get Schwifty

[@LilYupper]

Two in a row?!? Go on Schwift ya sexy ting!

[@salomealhusami594]

I'm in Schwift heaven! 😍❤❤

[@paulg5507]

excuse me, WHAT??? how do we deserve this

[@BrRaven621]

I MISSED IT! ARGH!

[@jakesells2105]

HE’S BAAAAAACK

[@GustavoCardoso95]

What the hell? How the HELL did I miss two ACOK episodes like that bro I'm so sad

[@silent.shaman]

No way we got two back to back 😮

[@arthurthompsondelachenelie7404]

what the frigging hell is this insanely quick schedule!!! trying to catch up to Last Seen Ahorse I reckon...

[@sajdhkjsahdksjadhka]

Four years between Theon’s 😂

[@mohammeddiallo3354]

Why did I read this as Theon A COCK. Lmao and we know what he's missing😅

[@ThatKid7718]

No wayyy back to back??

[@pumagator]

I cant see dagmar as anything but a random elite surrounded by vikings now

[@a.a677]

This is better than TWOW dropping

[@noeckverboom8244]

It's not even christmas yet

[@acatonawall3938]

Schwift is spoiling us. TWOW is nigh, only explanation.

[@bootlemonster]

I want to believe

[@DasWandbild]

I would pay big monies to see Otto Hightower on the Harrenhall ayahuasca tour.

[@DasWandbild]

"The insolent pup was me, the whole time."

[@SamanthaMirabal]

Praise be! TWO in one week!?

[@kansasXcityXstealth]

Let’s gooo!!

[@MsZeeZed]

How well was GOT show plotted from the beginning? Osha/Asha characters are too confusing, but they change the character involved to S7 and not the Book 2 only character that, when she runs out of pages, becomes TV Ramsey murder victim #706 in case you missed his earlier body count 😼

[@spyingforspider]

hey, relax with the uploads there, buddy

[@thisguy8106]

Whoa... Schwifty... Slow down...