Game of Thrones Abridged #29: Catelyn V, AGOT

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[@lythaogg]

Came for the schwift, stayed for the glass history lesson and all the tangents!

[@ThatKid7718]

And ironically Merillion gives them the piece of information they need to catch Peter in a lie about the dagger that being Tryion needing to bet on Loras to win it and that's... unlikely right but they then completely ignore that and Catelyn starts the war

[@drprofcapt]

I'm getting worried that at this rate you'll finish ADWD before TWOW is released.

[@IvorMektin1701]

Jordan Del Colle That would be awesome cuz he would have the TV show and it would be hysterical.

[@Rannos22]

Well, TWoW is never coming out so he likely will

[@TintedVisionMovies]

Rannos22 one day

[@Hazelcake]

4 years later.. 😩

[@brrruhdon__718]

Soon.. i was on the phone with george

[@eac2020]

Ending a crappy day with the sultry tones of Alt "smooth jazz" Schwift.

[@TeamSnowball1]

learned a fact about glass making and a false fact about glass making. is there anything that this channel doesn't have?

[@tbunating1451]

these videos make me so damn happy

[@ravensthatflywiththenightm7319]

"The Chapter where Catelyn Stark ruins everything" Yep pretty much.

[@Lawngnomeking35]

I really love that you are making these videos. Despite having read the book, they are a nice refresher, and you point out things that I may not have noticed before. Plus, these vids, making getting ready for work a lot easier.

[@NIKSEEN]

Love listening to AGOT-A while doing my chores. Makes them sort of meditative.

[@kat_boss5520]

Listening "is that Joe Biden" at 18:14 is so strange now that he is president

[@lopezland8436]

Caught me off guard😂😂

[@derekhanscom5892]

Shwifty is the the eyed raven

[@gelatinousjoe7979]

Agreed, he was not so relevant then as he is now

[@col10me]

i love how you gave preston jacobs a shoutout @14:27 i don't follow his videos but it was a nice thing to do

[@eaglecommando88]

All I can say is thank you for these.

[@QueenDaenerysTargaryen]

Lannister, Targaryen, Baratheon, Stark, Tyrell, they're all just spokes on a wheel. This one's on top, then that one's on top, and on and on it spins, crushing those on the ground.

[@runareinert325]

loved the glass rant. yea glass is fluidish when melted to a malleble state lol

[@boostkopf2787]

Listening to a new Alt Schwift X video for breakfast is a perfect way to start a day. Really thankful to you for making these!

[@napiersh1]

Gettin' Schwifty with it

[@catathielemann3239]

Loved this video, and I really like all of your tangents. Nice shout out to Preston, by the way :)

[@hairlessoyster3689]

Cata Thielemann Preston is one of the greats, usually batshit crazy but still one of the greats

[@YGHF]

Still can't stand how he pronounces Arriane as Ar-ya-nee. Like what the hell he's got nice videos and shit and I really like his videos but for god's sake at least pronounce it right!

[@aspore1207]

You said "Mr Whiskers" and my brain immediately went "oh you mean Ser Pounce"

[@TintedVisionMovies]

These deserve more views

[@zregoob]

oh goodness, we have yet to have our brave summary provided in the comments! I await with baited breath my friend! I believe in you!

[@catathielemann3239]

Kasstle Bellourm I await with you

[@hairlessoyster3689]

I got shwifted like crazy last night. See you tomorrow, Be Well, Have Fun.

[@catathielemann3239]

You're forgiven, it was your birthday, you HAD to get schwifty

[@zregoob]

Im glad you were having a ball XD all is well!

[@w0ttheh3ll]

Glasses are a special class of materials that are solid below their so-called glass transition temperature. So window glass is definitely a solid. For the nerds: Glasses have a special structure where the atoms almost form crystals, but not quite. They are locally highly ordered macromolecules but lack the long-range structure that would define a crystal. Some everyday plastics are technically glasses.

[@oberstul1941]

Pretty sure glass is not liquid, although you were right on the other point. Cheers, mate!

[@TheCyberShotEA]

Nice video dude I have been subscribed for a while and I love what you're uploading keep it up and I know that you'll grow even bigger and bigger

[@charuagrawal6325]

keep uploading

[@Ghostwalker2061]

Glass is a fluidic solid. Over time, like in centuries, it will flow down with gravity. Making it look like the older the glass is, the more it looks kinda melted, moving away from the top frame towards the bottom.

[@Ozepyon09]

The female characters being defined by their relationships to men makes sense in the context of the setting

[@alwaysblazen1369]

i love your videos and cant wait for more. i was just wondering if you ever have any plans to do any videos like the 1st ones you did on your main channel about science related topics. maybe on chaos theory or particle physics really anything.as much as i love your ideas on GOT and i could listen to you talk about almost anything but its a super big bonus if its something that could educate people about the world as well as entertain. i would also just like to say thank you for all the time and effort you take to make these and all your videos that brighten our days.also none of us could go on w/o your tangents, you can digress as much as you want and you will nvr hear a complaint from me they are insightful and funny.

[@jackwalker4957]

This is the last episode that was a "fast" reading of the chapters. #30 onwards all take longer to watch than they do to read. What was the key to success that Schwifty found in this episode? Imagining why the glass in windows is thicker at the bottom for 5 minutes. I can't wait to finish this series.

[@Nordy941]

If you Listen to the Audio book on 1.5X speed you get through this chapter quicker if you just listen to it word for word ;p love this tho

[@kidcudder10]

Is that... Joe Biden? LOL great video keep em coming

[@constantinethe27th33]

You should do the Podcast with Red Team and Preston

[@hairlessoyster3689]

please don't.

[@tbunating1451]

this guy said Joe budden 😂😂

[@ritapramos]

Yay!

[@exactempire7854]

I love you schwifty

[@poilolko]

18:15 he predicted it

[@atlus32]

I mean there was Cersei and Melara in AFFC but she ended up dying i guess?

[@drunkenmumble]

Was that the girl that Cersei gives to Qyburn for whatever weirdo experiments he does?

[@Rannos22]

Lesbian porn passes the bechedel test where as a lot of "feminist" films don't. Its borderline useless way to measure anything and was created as a joke. Anyone that takes it seriously should not be taken seriously

[@hairlessoyster3689]

its 9:13 EST , you holding back on us? i'm delaying plans because of this glorious quagmire of clusterfucking. send the Video Schwift. Send the mother loving video!

[@awesomeface9878]

10:59 What about the Sand Snakes?

[@NostalgiaChubby]

Joe Biden? I woulda went with Justin Timberlake in a wig...

[@charuagrawal6325]

btw glass is called a super cooled liquid.... so it kind of melts at slow pace and hence its thicker at bottom comparatively

[@MultiKnark]

There's a few things I think you got wrong in this. Saying that Catelyn doesn't have any significant relationships with other females is blatantly wrong when the story around her and Brienne is a massive arc. Secondly, the show didn't do a great job in portraying the Crossroads Inn incident. It's deliberately too small and therefore shows the audience that all/most of the men in the inn comes when Catelyn calls. This isn't the case as about 5-10 of the men respond and 50-60(!) do nothing.

[@hairlessoyster3689]

Cat was never that warm to Brienne. She pities her, and thinks she could be useful, but she doesn't really connect with her. Basically because she is a stone-cold, fish lipped, red-headed Cunt. And as the story stands at the moment she might end up taking her life for fun. #StoneFish.

[@whiskerskibou8647]

Watching in 2021 so the Biden comment hit

[@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736]

L + get arrested

[@IvorMektin1701]

That doctor dragged off the airplane was a pill mill operater, convicted felon and everything.

[@lowang7255]

first

[@krloz7493]

well, it's a patriarchy, of course the women are defined by their men, high born women are as successful as their children and more for their male children for that matter.

[@shieraseastar9300]

If anyone is to blame for starting the war and stirring shit up, it should be the Lannisters, for pushing Bran out the window, attempting to assassinate him later and for being overall incestuous, murderous, power-hungry, spoiled little shits....lol

[@gelatinousjoe7979]

Not wrong, but Catelyn could have been more responsible in what she was doing. It starts a chain of events which leads to Ned Starks downfall for no benefit since she doesn’t even keep the hostage!

[@deedit4666]

Maybelline they Made the Glass thicker at the bottom in purpose, nur i Heard they were Just shitty at glass making and ohne End Always Endet Up thicker so they put it at the bottom.

[@TheBaxHead]

happy

[@w0ttheh3ll]

Considering that a gold coin is probably the equivalent of several months' wages, it would have been rather surprising for Tyrion not to find any volunteers.

[@skimbleshanksify]

Anyone know which episode of the hbo series this is?

[@tlhockey]

skimbleshanksify This is pretty much covered in episode 4: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things.

[@urrigongreyjoy]

Catelyn had a significant relationship with Brienne. Stop listening to whiners looking for recreational outrage.