Game of Thrones Abridged #35: Catelyn VI, AGOT

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Alt Schwift X

Alt Schwift X

7 жыл бұрын

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@joelmurphy9897
@joelmurphy9897 3 жыл бұрын
"Like the garden of Eden with less snakes" Stannis: ... fewer.
@ElCookieBandit
@ElCookieBandit 2 жыл бұрын
For now anyway, until shortfinger shows up.
@alexrockas3704
@alexrockas3704 Жыл бұрын
@@ElCookieBandit when does Davos go to the vale?
@catathielemann3239
@catathielemann3239 7 жыл бұрын
Penelope, she was Odysseus wife. I have to say this is one of my favorite episodes, not because of Cat, but because of all the humor and the tangents. I laughed a lot, you're amazing, Alt dear.
@mishasubin
@mishasubin 3 жыл бұрын
Catelyn Thielemann
@TheHazmat347
@TheHazmat347 7 жыл бұрын
You ever think that Cat was supposed to marry Brandon but ended up with Ned - turns out that Catfish got catfished in the end.
@Austin_Collett
@Austin_Collett 2 жыл бұрын
Maya Stone is one of my favorite side characters
@1234ommot
@1234ommot 7 жыл бұрын
if i'm ever not a poor student i would definitely donate on a patreon
@suzannah991
@suzannah991 3 жыл бұрын
Are you still poor?
@1234ommot
@1234ommot 3 жыл бұрын
@@suzannah991 hahaha called out - is there a patreon now? though content's not very regular these days
@suzannah991
@suzannah991 3 жыл бұрын
@@1234ommot I have no idea. But I bet he has one. You could also just turn off adblockers so he can get paid that way too.
@redcd3743
@redcd3743 7 жыл бұрын
As a Greek person, I appreciate all ur references to anything Greek! So, Odysseus' wife was Penelope, their son was Telemachus! The wife that killed her husband was Clytemnestra, the wife of Agamemnon (brother of Menelaus); she and her lover Aegisthus murdered Agamemnon (with some help from her son, Orestis) at the gates of Mykynes, right after he returned from the war in Troy, because before leaving (in order to have "good winds"), Agamemnon sacrificed their daughter Ifigeneia to the goddess Artemis (ofc, after returning from Troy Agamemnon brought with him as a "prize" the princess of Troy Cassandra, a sorceress that somehow warned everyone about all the bad things that would befall them, but nbd believed her -that's y Troy was destroyed by a wooden horse!). Clytemnestra was also Helen's half sister (their mother was Leda, but Helen was fathered by Zeus!!) . I am remembering everything and realising, damn, we knew how to make a good drama!!!! Great work, Schwift!
@AnorhiDemarche
@AnorhiDemarche 7 жыл бұрын
Cassandra warned him that he'd get killed too. "maybe don't trust your wife who's been having a very public affair and hasn't forgiven you for sacrificing your daughter to Artemis" she said, before Clytemnestra caught him in a net and Aegisthus axed him a question or two until he died.
@betteryou7hanme
@betteryou7hanme Жыл бұрын
My favorite mythological Greek character is the legendary Mr. Panos
@Pikepaw
@Pikepaw 2 жыл бұрын
I really like this chapter. I was listening on Audible the other day though and realized that the Eyrie is kind of useless in a military point of view. One of the purposes of a castle is to control an area. Somewhere your troops can base up and defend themselves, but they need to be able to go out on the offensive. Otherwise armies would just go around them. But you can’t just go around a castle if their garrison will come out and stab you in the back as you continue to march. The Eyrie though doesn’t really provide that. Sure it has the massive granaries and can house 500 men…but those men would have to spend a whole day coming down the mountain on mules…in single file. It would take days to get all of them assembled at the bottom. The Bloody Gate is perfectly fine and works. But the Eyrie can be easily bypassed for an invader to take the valleys that have all the valuable resources. The Eyrie is nigh impossible to assault, but it is also not much of a threat to get attacked by it. Take the Bloody Gate and you are fine, leave the Arryn’s to sit at the top of the mountain. Feast for Crows really shows how vulnerable the Eyrie is to siege. Sure, it would take a long time, but unless they have someone very important at the top, who cares. I love the Eyrie and the description of its defences….but the whole thing is just excessive. It really is just a flaunting of wealth to build a big, impractical castle on top of a mountain and the costs to keep supplies coming up the mountain. They can’t even stay in it during the winter!
@parokki
@parokki 7 жыл бұрын
Catfish are actually a pretty big group of species that often don't look much like each other at all. The really big ones are gross, but corydoras are some of the cutest things you can keep in an aquarium. Just try telling someone with a couple of corys that you wouldn't want to have sex with them and they'll probably punch you or something.
@brianmack2945
@brianmack2945 7 жыл бұрын
"It's like the Garden of Eden but with less snakes," hahaha
@taylorgayhart9497
@taylorgayhart9497 7 жыл бұрын
"If you had to fuck a fish..." hahahaha this is still my favorite thing ever!!! 😂😂😂
@postpunk6947
@postpunk6947 2 жыл бұрын
Poor ser Rodrik and his magnificent whiskers... Killed by Ramsay Snow btw.
@chukadoo1871
@chukadoo1871 2 жыл бұрын
really hoping mr. p.j. is on to something with Sweetrobin. always found the boy's fascination with "flying" interesting and he would seem a great crosspoint for the more material story to coincide with whatevers up with the weirwoods and the CotF.
@nebsirrah1234
@nebsirrah1234 7 жыл бұрын
biggest laugh of the series so far when he mentioned shape of boats, keep em coming shwift, love it.
@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736
@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736 2 ай бұрын
One of the funniest posted formative things I’ve had the pleasure of viewing
@mmmhh99DANONE
@mmmhh99DANONE 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making time to read to us alt!
@AltSchwiftX
@AltSchwiftX 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for listening!
@lythaogg
@lythaogg 7 жыл бұрын
All the lovely tangents!
@nickjimenez3236
@nickjimenez3236 7 жыл бұрын
one of the funniest ones yet, great stuff
@btarczy5067
@btarczy5067 3 жыл бұрын
So one could say taking the High Road wasn‘t the best decision of Catelyn‘s life.
@EmonEconomist
@EmonEconomist 3 жыл бұрын
13:07 "That's how it works. That's why boats are named after women; it's because they're shaped... eughgh. Anyway, um, so, then they sorta do some stuff..."
@catathielemann3239
@catathielemann3239 7 жыл бұрын
Wow... 46 minutes... better finish baking quickly. Thanks a lot, Alt.
@napiersh1
@napiersh1 7 жыл бұрын
Long day at work. Time to unwind and listen to an awesome bloke read a book... and abridge said book.
@remckenna
@remckenna 7 жыл бұрын
"It's like the Garden of Eden with less snakes." Ha!
@moostymoosty7857
@moostymoosty7857 7 жыл бұрын
shadowcats for years
@gemmagrennan
@gemmagrennan 7 жыл бұрын
honestly these are such a treat! great start to my day today now 😀
@hairlessoyster3689
@hairlessoyster3689 7 жыл бұрын
Gemma Grennan welcome !
@mu2thehotness
@mu2thehotness 4 ай бұрын
Catelyn = Cat fish. This theory is brilliant. Petyr thinks he lost his virginity to Cat when in actuality he was cat-fished by Lysa that night. That was like a big thing that informed his character, coz later Petyr even fights for Cat's hand with Ned's brother. And the soury fallout kinda kicked off the GOT series in a way
@johnlavery3433
@johnlavery3433 7 жыл бұрын
Dolphins are mammals. And seriousl perverts
@FinestSeven
@FinestSeven 6 жыл бұрын
46 bloody minutes! Great!
@TGFPdan
@TGFPdan 7 жыл бұрын
Odysseus's wife is Penelope
@DerFrischkopf
@DerFrischkopf 7 жыл бұрын
45 minutes?! Thats awesome
@dams6829
@dams6829 7 жыл бұрын
Whow 46 minutes? I am up here for a blast.
@shieraseastar9300
@shieraseastar9300 7 жыл бұрын
Love these videos! Please don't stop...ever....lol! ;) (PS. Odysseus' wife was Penelope)
@victim109
@victim109 3 жыл бұрын
maya stone's father was the GOAT
@Saturos226
@Saturos226 7 жыл бұрын
Dolphins are not fish (insert autistic screeching here).
@nunoRRsantos
@nunoRRsantos 2 жыл бұрын
Even in the books the paste is so slow here...perfect to show the world...
@ThePunkRock98
@ThePunkRock98 7 жыл бұрын
Bro, love you
@solkoselig3686
@solkoselig3686 2 жыл бұрын
Shwift being based at 22:20 What an absolute king
@nunoRRsantos
@nunoRRsantos 2 жыл бұрын
Love your content..by the way 🇵🇹🖐
@xxdevillexx
@xxdevillexx 6 жыл бұрын
44:21 food description in order to describe a character
@runareinert325
@runareinert325 3 жыл бұрын
Catfisih, omg I am laughing. Now to select a fish for alll tullys
@Lonewolf2616
@Lonewolf2616 7 жыл бұрын
Hercules' wife kills him with centaur blood. Not purposely, she was tricked by a centaur who told her that Hercules would love her forever if she would rub the centaur's blood on Hercules' shirt.
@zy2zy4zy
@zy2zy4zy 3 жыл бұрын
halliteration does start with a consonant
@s.z8223
@s.z8223 7 жыл бұрын
"Abridged" 😂😂😂
@mtgsight8468
@mtgsight8468 7 жыл бұрын
any plan to put the episodes on google music?
@chipsandip
@chipsandip 11 ай бұрын
I think those descriptions have more to say about the character making them and that society rather than grrm opinions
@ArdorBlossomFindle
@ArdorBlossomFindle 7 жыл бұрын
Alliteration isn't to consonants what assonance is to wovels, since wovels can alliterate. All alliterations are always asinine. Of course, there is consonance, which is roughly the consonant equivalent to assonance.
@justincoutts8748
@justincoutts8748 7 жыл бұрын
Imo you SHOULDA pressed the point, as earlier you accidentally pushed the opposite point. Robyn is a shit and sickly, but outside of wyllis tyrell, theres also doran martell and bran effing stark, off the top of my head. Love the series, and its parent channel, keep it up!
@runareinert325
@runareinert325 3 жыл бұрын
Well some truth to that smiles that dont reach the eyes are fake. A true smile is a reaction of relaxing certain muscles and it can only be faked so much. Also hands close to the mouth usually means holding / back dishonest or nervous about the subject. Good people still lie at times and bad people sometimes smile lol
@cailynmcintire4717
@cailynmcintire4717 5 жыл бұрын
Fewer snakes...
@IvorMektin1701
@IvorMektin1701 7 жыл бұрын
17:00 excellent advice!
@EmonEconomist
@EmonEconomist 3 жыл бұрын
Are there normally raisins in a Picnic?
@IvorMektin1701
@IvorMektin1701 7 жыл бұрын
I was going to WhatsApp rude photos to Colombian chicas, they gotta wait for 45 minutes!
@evasofia7142
@evasofia7142 3 жыл бұрын
the way i was eating melon while listening and suddenly you say “if i had to fuck a fish” and i choked KSKSKSKSJSJS
@katie5822
@katie5822 7 жыл бұрын
That's why boats are named after women, it's because... eurgh.
@madmanonsticks
@madmanonsticks 2 жыл бұрын
Bout to get "Would that I were a pumpkin" tattooed on me somewhere. Best sentence ever written.
@lucinda3964
@lucinda3964 7 жыл бұрын
Would a cuttlefish be a good fish to err umm love?
@vforviblz
@vforviblz 2 жыл бұрын
these episodes are like crack
@jaymenjanssens720
@jaymenjanssens720 2 жыл бұрын
29:55 :D
@TheBaxHead
@TheBaxHead 3 жыл бұрын
yeessss
@JYT256
@JYT256 4 жыл бұрын
Tully is the trout, not catfish! But yeah, would still be kinda weird calling your wife a catfish. Have you seen their face whisker things. Penelope is the wife of Odysseus, and I believe it's Heracles (Hercules) wife who poisons him with centaur blood but he doesnt really get poisoned, he starts burning up and then he says fuck it and just burns his whole body. Mortal half gets burned away and he becomes a god
@TheMercyfulEmperor
@TheMercyfulEmperor 3 жыл бұрын
11:57 Fewer.
@kerrinoir
@kerrinoir 7 жыл бұрын
My breasts are up under my nose, therefore, I am the best and healthiest woman.
@thomaswillard6267
@thomaswillard6267 3 жыл бұрын
You keep using words nd phrases that have become topical in 2020, are you a time traveler?
@QueenDaenerysTargaryen
@QueenDaenerysTargaryen 2 жыл бұрын
I will answer injustice with justice.
@IvorMektin1701
@IvorMektin1701 7 жыл бұрын
Odysseus' gay lover was _Eubeninmyanus!_ 🤣
@faisalkamal4319
@faisalkamal4319 Жыл бұрын
Ethic cleansing is a good idea
@maxmustermann9058
@maxmustermann9058 Жыл бұрын
Dolphins are not fish! They are mammals!
@samgilley3160
@samgilley3160 2 жыл бұрын
God this chapter is a slog. Honestly the whole Catelyn/Tyrion subplot in the Vale is pretty dull.
@Formypeople68
@Formypeople68 6 жыл бұрын
This is the chapter I always skip on my reread.
@TintedVisionMovies
@TintedVisionMovies 3 жыл бұрын
Why
@Firmus777
@Firmus777 7 жыл бұрын
Alt mocking traditional societies is getting a bit tedious. But then again the whole series is just him speaking his mind and being chill while retelling Game of Thrones, so I don't know.
@hairlessoyster3689
@hairlessoyster3689 7 жыл бұрын
Firmus Be Well
@Ozepyon09
@Ozepyon09 6 жыл бұрын
I completely agree. It's fine to call out the short comings of a society, but with the frequency he does it...its just annoying. We get it. It would suck to live there if you weren't royal.
@Ozepyon09
@Ozepyon09 6 жыл бұрын
Goddamn, the tangents commentating on the society of westeros are getting far too frequent and pedantic.
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