Game Theory: How A Knife Can Win A Gun Fight! (Warface: Breakout)

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It's time to get tactical!
While playing through the new Warface: Breakout game, I got super interested in figuring out what the best weapon was in the game. So I set out to find which weapon would do the most damage and help you win. The answer is SHOCKING! Has anyone ever told you to never bring a knife to a gun fight? Well Theorists, they were WRONG! I'm about to prove that is EXACTLY what you should do... in a video game! Please don't get in dangerous fights, Theorists.
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[@daniellopez-moya4648]

“Grandma’s Knitting Needles,” God matpat really does have some of the best game design ideas.

[@chrisjadedchannelgaming8895]

70 like

[@chrisjadedchannelgaming8895]

70 like

[@HK47_115]

I'd get the game just for the knitting needles

[@girtherobot5435]

I wanna see that in the game

[@rosehearttoxic1691]

He isn't wrong though

[@hoosjo856]

I actually low key hope Grandma’s Knitting Needle makes it into the game.

[@subscribetomefornoreason3691]

Floor gang

[@flygawnebardoflight]

I high key want it

[@Aulut]

AGREED

[@khatunamezvrishvili6211]

Same

[@korbinadams5360]

If I hear that they did that I would actually play that game.

[@drsalmonfish]

Warface: Breakout developers if you see this, add Grandma's knitting needles and I promise you your sales will triple.

[@hubertnnn]

Tentuple

[@warfacebreakout4274]

Actually a good idea to try out on April 1st!

[@ryangonzalez8121]

@@warfacebreakout4274 NO NOT AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE MAKE IT TRULY REAL!!!!and make an armor that has flower texture so when combined it looks like your character is a grandma!

[@yuvalshohat3836]

You guys haven't tried the regular warface right? Get ready for a shitty p2w game with shitty developers that won't listen to a thing you say

[@warfacebreakout4274]

@@yuvalshohat3836 well, we do listen and our colleagues from other WF titles also. They will be happy to have a conversation about what made you unhappy - please, just ping st_vi #3221 in official Discord. As for F2P monetization model you mentioned - Breakout is B2P title with respectetive economics changes.

[@hackcabuss9765]

Imagine you see a guy sneaking up behind your team and he starts using grandmas knitting needles to kill your whole team

[@kaseyangel1164]

Omg I would be utterly shocked and confused I'd also be laughing my head off as well 😂🤣

[@liamanderson6318]

“GUYS RUN THAT GUY’S STACKED” “Whats he got” “GRANDMA’S KNITTING NEEDLES”

[@DerpyCookie21]

“Grandma’s knitting needles.” Me, a knitter: **Melee Assassin**

[@calvinscarvings.66]

Me, a carver/whittler: *Ninja*

[@edwardbo4666]

@@calvinscarvings.66 Wrong.

[@calvinscarvings.66]

Edward Bo and how is that?

[@edwardbo4666]

@@calvinscarvings.66 that wouldn't make you a ninja, simple as that, if your were a gardener/ farmer, then you would be.

[@calvinscarvings.66]

Edward Bo ok and having knitting needles and being a knitter does?

[@frezomereseraphim9164]

Grandma's knitting needles actually does seem like an effective way to humiliate your enemies

[@carolynapel3860]

yes

[@lostlogic6911]

Then as an added taunt, you knit a sweater for his dead body.

[@Iwilleaturbabieslad]

It’s like getting killed by your grandma

[@typryor2227]

Angel: “Hello, welcome to heaven brave soldier. So tell me, how did you die?” Soldier: “I don’t wanna talk about it.”

[@tqy8456]

yes this is true

[@oefest5252]

Run from, dread it *The Grandma Needle always arrives*

[@thecrazycapmaster]

And now it is here.

[@doohickeyhandy758]

How was your reply commented first? KZbin drunk?

[@Oofmart]

How?

[@TheFitnessHour]

“Knives only help you run faster when you’re on the pointy end”😂😂😂 touché mattpatt touché

[@Icecream11882]

Is it touchè or touch e????

[@Yulfyr]

Enemy : *trying to steal cookies* Grandmama : "Oh hoho... sweet peach...What has Granny tell you bout cookies before dinner?" Enemy : "No!! Wait!! I'll put it back please!! I swear!!!" Grandmama : "Time to knit some scrafs ;> "

[@Egerit100]

Me: hey grandma I love these scarves what are they mad of? Grandma: a special material, don't worry it's all organic made with real animal products

[@mrudhulaanuppalle759]

turns on waffle maker with malicious intent

[@leaker3576]

Its a totally organic material from your brothers *whispers* "skin" now lets what you want for dinner pancake face

[@mattshockley9294]

Me: hey Gramma why do these scarves feel odd? Grandma: organic material :) Me: *enderman teleports away as crying child* Grandma: well sweetie couldn't handle scarves being made of human flesh.

[@quinnle5827]

Petition for My Games to add Grandma's knitting needles to the armory.

[@jacklyntree7752]

Signed

[@nopity3057]

I'm the 319th like, (assumption that the voting system is likes).

[@IzukuMidoriya-yq4hb]

Signed, this is a great petition.

[@Joe-uz4me]

375th

[@nopity3057]

@@IzukuMidoriya-yq4hb Agreed, this is among the greatest petitions in history.

[@irsagent147b4]

“Does stab ouch hurt more than bullet ouch?” lol I died when I saw that

[@unnamed7225]

This is how I realized how my grandma survived wars.

[@marvinjames1849]

Me: hey gran gran Grandma: yes sweetie? Me: can I borrow your needles? Grandma: why? Me: *I gotta go to war*

[@waffleandchickeneater1928]

lol

[@erinfinn2273]

Grandma: Ok, but make sure you pick up some milk on your way back! Also, here's a scarf i made for you.

[@alexandriaclark4012]

Grandma says or then her grabs needles that cut anything

[@depressoespresso5774]

@lazarlazarwantfiveothemyeet mysecondaccount but would larger needles really be good at sliding their way through the fibers??

[@tqy8456]

Xd

[@thecman7545]

I'll only play this game if "Grandma's Knitting Needle" is added.

[@LittleAcoustic_YT]

Agreed. If I hear they are added I will 100% buy it. Might not play but I will show support lol

[@1dk569]

same i will play it

[@rahulsawant_pikachu]

Mee too xD just for grandma's knitting needles

[@milesperhour2286]

I will buy it as well only if the knitting needles are added

[@LaurenLost]

same

[@zebzoid317]

I literally thought that when mat said “grandmas knitting needles” he had a sponsor related to that

[@godz3717]

Game Theory is the show that teaches us that sometimes grandma is the real assassin.

[@ohjoy915]

MatPat: Researches for this video FBI agent: Oh this guy again

[@kale3144]

Honestly, the FBI allows MatPat everything ATP

[@HammerDemonn]

MatPat: Research’s for this video FBI agent: FBI! Open up!

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

Fun fact: FBI doesn't flag this stuff. That's our job here at the NSA.

[@SimplyAnExistence]

Payperheirplain That is a fun fact tbh

[@ihavenolife8651]

Payperheirplain implying that you work at the nsa although if you did it would be illegal to release that information?

[@im.g4ce]

Developer: Let's make the grandma knitting needle Player: AAA crap, I got killed by a freaking grandma

[@justafrogontheinterwebs8171]

Game: You were killed by player Ethel333

[@pixelmace1423]

"Been playing since the cretaceous boiiiiiii!!" -Grandma (probably)

[@stepgames7698]

This is out of context but I appreciate the ritsu pfp

[@Dark_Slayer3000]

I too don't like tripple A crap

[@aaaaahhh6647]

Someone: ( get stabbed in the back with two needles) Grandma: get wrecked sonny

[@mortIsHere]

The thing about the Karambit is that because of its curved blade it can easily stab through the side of the armor, which as you said is a weak point, and when you pull it out you it would leave a gaping slash wound because of the curved blade once again.

[@x4narizu4x]

Ok ok real talk. Ill actually play this game if Grandmas Knitting Needles become a thing

[@TheKillerb0b]

Same and I hate playing shooters on console

[@x4narizu4x]

@@TheKillerb0b yeah thats not what I said. Interject your own unrelated opinions on someone else's comment

[@doran2003]

if the Devs are like: "Sounds funny, why not" then they are totaly my Cup of Tea. Dammit now i have to follow them so that i can find out if it Happens :)

[@executer24z76]

*Prays for that to happen*

[@ulgha4927]

Same

[@chucknorris2837]

*swat team breaks in my house* *Swat team* "we have you surrounded and we are wearing body armor" Me:*LAUGHS IN NAIL GUN*

[@theartisticweeb9492]

the crusader *yells in grandma’s knitting needles*

[@Mr_Rykes]

*LAUGHS IN HEADPHONE JACK*

[@ZynetESLD]

That...wait...actually, that does explain why in battlefield hardline, the nail gun is so powerful. Considering it fires incredibly sharp projectiles, they can certainly pierce traditional kevlar body armor.

[@Jurassic1705]

Nah laughs whilst knitting

[@owo4288]

Johnny Joestar: Tusk Act 4

[@johnlegbert1111]

I manufacture ballistic vests and I can tell you for a fact, the poly weave we use for bullet resistance is ABSOLUTELY stab resistant. Anything wider than a sewing needle is going to have a very hard time getting thru that stuff. And even then we have to use a specially designed sewing machine to get thru that material.

[@iv689]

11:35 As someone who played Far Cry 3 and knows about this knife, this was a suprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[@nerdysniper6194]

Moral of the story: grandmas are as deadly as guns and only outranked in danger by explosions

[@idothings4091]

@@dweebie seems dangerous to me m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHbIqZicqqdpaMU

[@fanatique1914]

Okay, hear me out- grandma's equipped with grenades.

[@leoncaples2947]

So that new Watch Dogs game is spot on then? Cool

[@ibraheemshuaib8954]

Now I know why Nail Bombs exist!

[@R4nd0m4F]

@@idothings4091 Ok dat got me good i was like hm prob some small explosions coming but then the 1 sec BOOM

[@Time_X_1234]

*Everbody was fighting with knives, while wearing soft body armor, till Grandma walks into the bar.*

[@mrstorch5068]

Grandma walks back out after a few drinks, having silenced the mob of ruffians. She looks at her pair of knitting needles and smiles. They have served her well today, and many times before.

[@zaimzainal6635]

@@mrstorch5068 😆

[@christofosmith4883]

Grandma: Ima show you the real deal stuff.

[@mico4464]

"Grandma's Knitting Needle" sounds like an easter egg in some other games lol

[@eoingeorge4176]

No matter how old this video is, it's still relevant that teams are never balanced in classes. As a support medic, this makes me go insane.

[@nella_paulina]

Me in a fight: * brings a nail gun * haha, thanks Matt

[@sz_b_zstechnix7523]

take scrapnel nades. those will most surtainly pack a punch~

[@woodrew5415]

Same thought. Bring a nail gun to a riot

[@trashpanda1999]

There used to be a nail gun weapon in cod

[@kaydennguyen9823]

Bring a Requiem arrow -Giorno Giovanna Probably

[@dakuraita9456]

My family has an old nail gun that has to turn on a large machine in order to use the nail gun. Imagine having to lug a large pressurizer just to fire those nails lmao

[@skelaboi01]

“Hey there sonny. That’s some nice armor you got there. You might want to backup otherwise you’ll find out why I love to knit so much.”

[@destinylubbe6482]

Low key heard that in your narrators pervy voice

[@vetteslave9095]

"knit"

[@atomicks3467]

@pinkchicken are u stupid or dumb? thats the american way of spelling armor and the comment isnt edited

[@milkjug4237]

@@atomicks3467 are u stupid or dumb? When they say English, they mean British-English.

[@zig7928]

Everyone, your fighting over the way a stranger on the internet spelled the word armor.Think about that.....

[@zebjensen4251]

It's kinda like how chainmail or ringmail as it was actually called was good at stopping swords and stuff but not spears or arrows.

[@mctalicat1306]

Over the years, MatPat has been teaching his audience how to survive: • pandemic crises (like a zombie outbreak) • KZbin (as both creator and consumer) • literal gunfights (also see his *ancient* medkits video) • dates with real people (one frying pan is enough, though) • the all consuming rise of Disney (without losing all your money in the process) • and MORE The man and his research team have the beefiest brains for surviving 2020 and beyond EDIT: please add more to this list, I want as comprehensive a list of this stuff as possible!

[@mohammednajl5950]

Scams too

[@samanthacarmical6294]

And freaking killer robots that somehow are possessed by vengeful children 😅

[@mingchen7704]

honestly, I think he has made the sacrifice for us, so we may survive, while he being marked by every major organization in existence Military (teaching us how to counter BP armors) Government (pretty sure they have a few bones with him as well at this point) Disney (need I say more?) Skynet (or just evil AI in general) Aliens, evil scientist wishing for world domination using bio-engineer weapons some hidden Necromancer plotting their undead uprising take over. for humanity's future and survival, MatPat had bestowed upon us the knowledge at the risk of making himself the target. All hail our savior MatPat. #SaviorPat2020

[@wisvai279]

• The hunger games

[@nylaaa8310]

Also how to survive the literal HUNGER GAMES

[@xiv2398]

When Warface actually adds the Knitting Needles, Add a Grandma skin. Maybe the other team will feel guilty Edit: Thanks for all the likes!

[@Verrisin]

only until the grandma destroys them XD

[@abrakadabra4966]

As if both teams wouldn't be full grandma

[@jamaicanfootfungus1204]

MURDEROUS GRANDMA

[@kryptyk8993]

@@abrakadabra4966 Dude, if that's the case make a retirement home map, or a custom end screen emote, where you're using one of those really old walkers. But yea, both teams, full grandma. It would have to be like a super high level unlock.

[@hotpotato1895]

YES!

[@kimwalsh886]

bro your the only one that will make a simple question into a complacated question, i love it.

[@TurboCZ]

matpat I like your theories but Karambit can be used as 1 hit KO by hookyng the neck because it is not protected by a vest

[@giradstevencanete5815]

"Knives only make you run faster if you're at the pointy end" That made me chuckle

[@loafofbread5465]

Soldiers be like: "Hey did you bring your grandma's knitting needles?"

[@caleba8645]

yes..........why

[@caleba8645]

does your grandma need them

[@CT--sh4xw]

The maker of this vest knit them neatly, and I'm gonna undo it with Nan's knitting needles and dad's 9 inch nail gun

[@gachakai7218]

yEs tO mAkE a mAsSaCrE

[@mrblunderbuss4843]

@@caleba8645 the bullest resitant vests are not spike proof, spike proof armour is rare, and knitting needles count as spikes and can penetrate bullet and stab resistant armour

[@elmik1351]

why does this video feel like it was made in 2016? It just gives me the old school game theory vibes and i love it!

[@BulletsThroughDoves]

11:08 *flashbacks to when Gerard said "It's pretty stabby" at the Return show*

[@shuliu4804]

NAIL-gun: “I am inevitable”

[@GorillaWar3]

scout from tf2 abandonned the nail gun, smh

[@rubiepie1158]

Laughs in tf2 Classic.

[@mgamerpapadakis1448]

Railway rifle.

[@balazsjanosdominko5603]

@@mgamerpapadakis1448 from fallout 4

[@anuj8955]

Wait there are nail gun

[@bobjoe7647]

oh man "P.E.W.P.E.W" got me real good. laughed for a solid 10 min

[@wowkay6220]

#Pewdiepie

[@foggyarrowz7759]

@@wowkay6220 no

[@residententiy]

Foggy NightZ yes

[@bogiesmigforl1]

I really don't think you should be laughing that long

[@onyyxcornish3907]

12:46 I appreciate the actual runes on the knife, great detail! I'm not super rune-savey however I think they're protection and safe travel runes!

[@jcbarron2783]

grandmas knitting needle: is the best choice Spy: another lightsaber for my collection

[@MattariOnline]

I'm just saying, if "Grandma's Knitting Needle" makes it into the game, I'll legit get and play this game in a heartbeat lol

[@lucidcobra1908]

Same

[@BackgroundJoshua]

Amen.

[@thebestmotherever8275]

same

[@chaseficsean6074]

Ikr

[@canadiangamer4762]

Grandmother's knitting needles is definitely a way to humiliate players using soft armour

[@TheIrrelevantYT]

Just imagine a grandma on the battlefield, cackling maniacally and dashing around at blazing speeds with oversized knitting needles, stabbing her enemies with little mercy. "Honey dearest, you shouldn't be shooting at frail women like me."

[@TheGreatAshenOne]

Oh god thats terrifying

[@nerdynate]

*maniacal laugh intensifies* Dearest, you've chosen the wrong grandma to Knit with!

[@shrek5485]

Shes Naruto running at 900 miles per hour stabbing her enemies with needles and wearing her sweater that she made

[@sirwaddlesdeethird7186]

@@shrek5485 scientist proved naruto run makes you slower try nezuko upside down V pose run.

[@shuliu4804]

*RESPECT YOUR ELDERS*

[@silverwolf28]

It always feels great when Matpat's getting onto something and you know before he says it

[@echothealien9740]

So, theoretically, a nail gun might be more effective in a shootout then a gun

[@kahlil2638]

@@Skullman. yeah but even they it’ll be a very superficial wound unless you’re like putting it to their heart point blank and stamping it into their Kevlar

[@Arda0801]

Imagine Grandma’s Knitting needles are added to one of the most toxic communities ever such as CSGO

[@magnoliaalvesdossantos8001]

that would be good lmao

[@saltywhite]

It dose bonus shame damage

[@vicejacob776]

@@saltywhite that's not how you spell does

[@battledroidmk129]

@@vicejacob776 Cuul

[@kerricklogan3801]

@@vicejacob776 You forgot to put a period at the end of the sentence.

[@Arctic7985]

Me: Sees knitting needles are effective against kevlar. This whole Skyrim grandma thing is getting out of hand

[@Nautiliam]

Actually, he didn't say it's effective against kevlar but against polyethylene fibers made soft armor

[@Verto2]

@@Nautiliam isn't kevlar also a kind of viber?

[@reddagger3602]

Verto No the PE fibers are different. Kevlar is stronger and tighter than the Polyethylene fibers. Not just fibers in general. Fiber. fiBer.

[@andrewmurray9701]

@@reddagger3602 I had to read your name several times to figure out what was going on.

[@WorldWalker128]

That intro is so accurate it hurts.

[@quincejuicewalrusflavor5422]

Matpat: Trys his best to make the game seem unique Me, who plays COD and PUBG:

[@yesno5602]

I’m too early that most of the comments are bots saying “who else is a fan of *insert random youtuber *”

[@Shock3d]

Before may

[@Starr_Beam]

The problem of being faster than the speed of light is that you always live in darkness

[@thatloseraids3480]

Who else is a fan of wadzee

[@thecrazycapmaster]

Such is the struggle of the notification squad 😅

[@itzsquishy3712]

Sir Nerdy are you a member of the wahwah army?

[@Kirbybros1]

People who use Knives and Riot shields in Call of Duty: “Allow us to introduce our selves.”

[@SgtIndustrial]

Call of duty: am I a joke to you?

[@brandonwilde8988]

*knives and selves

[@RoyalInspiration]

Brandon Wilde Just let the guy say selfs

[@Kirbybros1]

Brandon Wilde sometimes you gotta live with your mistakes and learn from them. Edit: Screw it, it bugs me.

[@Roeclean]

Nah bruh. Sheilds are cheating

[@artiompokidysev1627]

Not gonna lie, that was the best transition from an ad to the topic, Nice!

[@SHROUD_15_]

This is just genuis. I've always questioned this.

[@jacktribble5778]

I presume the whole “knitting needle” concept is how flechettes work? (Most commonly seen in an armor penetrating shotgun shell that launches tiny needle like darts instead of the traditional rounded pellets)

[@RadiationReactor]

Exactly. Won't do a lot of damage like buckshot or a slug from a shotgun or FMJ or hollow points from pistols and rifles.

[@ericageisel6794]

I did not know those types of bullets exist thx

[@micajango4177]

i got an effective weapon. An italian dagger called a stiletto. Its got no blade but a really fine point.

[@orionfoxx1954]

The one thing I hate is he didn’t mention that you can just avoid the armor, so karambit would prolly be best bc of the deep cuts

[@stevenpeven258]

Orion Foxx the problem is knowing where to attack to avoid the armour, which isn’t always possible in real world scenarios

[@marcello1186]

The US: spent millions of dollar on military spending and bulletproff vest Grandma's knitting neddle: I'm about to ruin this country whole carrier

[@Roch10Family]

@pinkchicken it's a joke...

[@LividSky]

pinkchicken A terrible uneducated joke but a joke that you aren’t supposed to take seriously

[@kingmkg1235]

pinkchicken bet you’re fun at parties

[@Stonegoal]

Not true. Military gear is soft armor to sorta hold up the plate. If you are not wearing the plates you are out of uniform. Basicly all rifle rounds go threw soft armor. 9mm will be stopped by soft armor, everything else is very iffy but most likely will not be stopped. You are hoping they are hollow point.

[@Roch10Family]

@pinkchicken so what? Why do you care how he spells a word. Are you that miserable?

[@joshuanovak1028]

Nothing better than an ad with Matt pats voice before an entire episode of Matt Pat!

[@ivanllanes3607]

58 seconds and it allready has me loving it.

[@breanna6257]

I think “Grandma’s knitting needle” was Matpat’s way of making a Sherlock video without actually making a Sherlock video.

[@iterumconare4258]

What's a Sherlock video?

[@Goldspeedywolf]

Daniel Irwin woosh

[@breanna6257]

@@iterumconare4258 Matpat constantly references BBC's Sherlock within his videos, but he has never actually made a video about the series.

[@TAGfrost]

Grandma's Knitting Needle, Though some may think it may not do much damage, it can puncture a lung or other vital organs causing internal bleeding and other effects not easily seen from an external wound. Most often, this causes slow painful death if not caught in time. If pierced in compressed areas like near the belts, may cause damage to occur after you remove the armor at the end of the day. (I watch murder mysteries like Sherlock and Detective Conan. Both have had episodes on Needles and Ice Picks.)

[@HanyouDark]

I was just thinking as i read "hm this reminds me of a detectiv conan episode", when i saw the end of your comment. a person of culture as well

[@nerobiblios4086]

People greatly underestimate the deadliness of long needles.

[@KhanGarth]

its a shark piece of metal, of course it would do damage

[@northwoodsrailproductions4538]

Just modify a nail gun to fire knitting needles, long distance home made spike launcher

[@coopersutherland8550]

Dude. Wtf.

[@samyang2550]

Good god a whole episode on an ad what commitment good job mat pat

[@pasha6753]

When you refuse grandma’s cookies

[@Jotrgo]

Mat Pat: I may have over thought this game... a little to much Mat Pat 2 years ago: *Literally makes a theory about a meme*

[@tale7955]

Wich one?

[@macmadness5932]

I could miss my guess, but i think it was the buff-suki meme from doki doki litterature club.

[@x_kittrix]

He’s made theories on multiple memes

[@declaniii6324]

Tarkanamastecito probably the super saiyan shaggy

[@cerbyss]

*makes a theory on luigi's pp size*

[@carelessdreamer]

So what you’re saying is that I should wear medieval armor at all hours of the day to avoid getting mugged?

[@EmdenGoose]

yes. yes he is.

[@einarsagbakkenorkelbog4985]

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[@Sleepy-yp4wx]

Chainmail armour has small holes in it. Knitting needles are going right through that stuff.

[@VenomQuill]

@@Sleepy-yp4wx That is why you wear silk!

[@Lene-ez9qp]

Well the first gun was made in medieval times. But apparently it was a big problem for those who had a castle.

[@doggodiggin]

Hey Matpat when you described the karambit you don't attack down with it you strike up so it penetrates the opponent and the blade gets stuck into the armor then it becomes more effective and more deadly.

[@user-vt2ih1iq3u]

"In real life Knives only help you run better if you happen to be in the pointy end"

[@thatguycalledjah4917]

"What harm is she gonna do? She's just an o- OH GOD SHE'S GOT A NEEDLE" *Killed By grandma1965*

[@wakeupfromurslumber]

Jah'Kir Lane XD

[@sha_0_rkie337]

1969

[@Baggytrousers27]

Grandma's still in her 50s?

[@ondaw1482]

2:34 So your team calls you spray and pray. Well that's nothing, cause my team calls me deadlock.(Mostly because by the the time I lock onto my enemy, I'm already dead.)

[@josephstalin7801]

My teammates always have called me "md" which stands for medic dozer because in games like battlefield, tf2, and rainbow six siege I'm a medic character while in games like payday 2, battlefront 2, and call of duty I'm the very definition of the bulldozer while yelling into the mic sometimes "make way for the dozer."

[@smallgyro4932]

I have no games i can play a team on :P

[@khairinazrin]

@@smallgyro4932 same

[@jplayzsfsandmore3173]

My team calls me jump and bump of just the assassin cause I like to sneak attack

[@AG45.]

@@smallgyro4932 u probably have TF2-

[@atriggstr3816]

I know I’m a little late but the karambit is still a very useful knife depending on how it’s held or swung for an attack, with the clawing motion you would want to attack from the side or in an upward motion but to stab a downward strike would work just as effectively

[@DeltaXV16]

MatPat teaching us how to take down military units in heavy armor is crazy. I absolutely adore it.

[@reemelattal946]

Swat team : hands in the air get down on the floor Grandma : no , i dont think i will

[@maryrosenicerio2486]

Call the ambulance But not for me

[@shadowslash7732]

Grandma: Mostly because I'll break my back if I try, but I also got this knitting needle so no.

[@bethanydavis9023]

Grandma doesn't want to dance with us

[@Rickoshea452]

Theory: how do the plants in ‘Plants Vs Zombies” exist

[@fishecake2794]

they just do

[@arealisticbeautystandard8920]

that's a good idea. matpat should do that theory.

[@JShepLord]

Zombie's exist, so it's feasible that the same thing that brought the dead back to life also brought the plants to life.

[@thatonesentientbagel4043]

Isn’t there an explanation? Like Crazy Dave spilled something on the plants and they came to life or something like that

[@Architector_4]

@@thatonesentientbagel4043 Sure, but what did he spill? What is that good stuff made out of? What if a human drinks it?

[@derrickwiedemann7019]

Just for clarification, hand gun bullets tend to be bigger than most rifle calibers. Like the most commonly used round in US military side arms today is the 9mm. That's .357 inches, compared to the rifle cartridge being a 5.56mm projectile, or .223 inches. Hand gun rounds are slower than rifle rounds, but typically, they are bigger. Even looking at it in weight, a standard 9mm weighs 7 grams, where as the 5.56 weighs 4.02 grams. Pistol bullets are typically bigger, but they are considerably slower. For fairness, another common rifle cartridge is 7.62 nato, 7.62mm, or .308 inches, but weighs 10 grams, 3 grams more than the 9mm.

[@machucyst]

imagine going to war then your enemy's grandma stabbed you for bullying his grandson

[@lucaspetty5990]

2020: Us soldiers be bringing guns and knives 2025: Us soldiers be raiding grandams house for ww3

[@hahani17]

"I'm sorry ma'am, but we need your supply of army weapons."

[@WhatAFatRat]

@@hahani17 Don't forget the cookies

[@uselessweeb6505]

Bro its knitting

[@nataliamidzio]

@@hahani17 "What army weopons? Young man, I'm not a criminal."

[@joshuaobryan4896]

@@nataliamidzio did we say army weapons, we mean knitting needles

[@poketdoom]

Calling a game ‘the tiktok of fps’ isn’t exactly a compliment

[@rasbearity6594]

True

[@stoopidhaters]

Fortnite is the Tik Tok of video games.

[@gabrielcruz3997]

@@stoopidhaters FACTS

[@antoniogaravo8600]

yep

[@greenman784]

@@stoopidhaters words cannot be expressed as wise as this

[@spacedragon8929]

watching that last bit as a 16yo with an extensive collection of knitting supplies was wild

[@armandbier2502]

Team fortress 2:Hey, I've seen this one! Warface: Breakout: What do you mean you've seen it? It's brand new!

[@zordxros]

Ok matpat, you convinced me. I'll bring my grandma knitting needles next time when I return to school.

[@endernightthedrokain1770]

Hol up!

[@petermarsella6537]

@@endernightthedrokain1770 it's just to defend against the quiet kid

[@mekofox3528]

I just straight up said "oh no!" out loud and my parents thought that it was actually something serious I'm so embarrassed rn XD

[@thesephiam]

Wut? Oh no

[@spaz_taz4910]

r/cursedcomments

[@eh9618]

"Grandma's knitting needles" Ah yes, the sweater is defeated by the knitting tools

[@emildons7189]

This made me laugh. Thanks

[@brendanrisney2449]

"I brought you into this world, and by God I can take you out of it!"

[@athospellegrini6886]

* smacks lips * noice the delectable taste of irony.

[@Blue-mr7fe]

You cannot surpass the creator

[@darkdemon1746]

The curved knifes where to apply more force and also allow it to be more effective at blows making it to penatrate thicker vests. The knife can be used as a defense weapon and also would bring a new technique into the playing feild since it uses a swiping motion and Penetrates more deeper.

[@noobbutteryt9801]

My cat was licking the back of my head for like five minutes during this

[@Golden12500]

Just gonna throw this out here: Warface Classic Free on Switch Almost no toxicity Certain gamemodes have infinite respawns Gives you the option of using MOTION CONTROLS to aim around, which I've never seen In Short: Good Game

[@noble430]

Goldenboy I Lowkey really want it

[@MrMoriLives]

I play it all the time

[@Tiny-wl6ej]

Ooooo free on switch

[@kit_callie]

Is it available (free) on other platforms? Good practice until I can afford this game *wink-wink

[@I_Like_Ike53]

True

[@tsktsktusk5584]

The knitting needle is an elegant weapon for a more civilized age...

[@tatotaytoman5934]

_hello_ _there_

[@mauriciovasquez2410]

you got the high ground

[@LycanLucian]

@@tatotaytoman5934 General Kenobi...

[@chrishansen1842]

I don't like knitting needles

[@tatotaytoman5934]

@@chrishansen1842 hush

[@arkslippyjunior7773]

The bullet proof vests start at level one which completely stop a knife that hits the chest piece So the most likely way of killing with a knife is hitting a area with no kevlar So namely under limbs and a small area under your abbs and above your legs Also the fibre armour tends to have a small layer of steel/ceramic so theoretically if you pushed hard enough it would break the armour and give you a stabbing

[@the_yeet_beep4789]

For the karambit I think if the gloves could withstand slashing you could hold it so one of your palms is on the blade so you could push it in

[@leofong1382]

Breaking News: New grandma bingo team gunning down authorities with modified knitting needle rifles.

[@daveertel1704]

I can picture it now: "You were killed by _______ using knitting needles." Best joke ever

[@matthewwilliams8267]

You were killed by TheLegend27 using Knitting Needles. You killed NoobMaster69 with Knitting Needles!

[@scurra6566]

You were killed by SkyrimGrandma using Knitting Needles

[@nicholasplese292]

“Grandma’s death”

[@iinexoarii2658]

Oh my gosh that’s makes so much sense I play warface normal not breakout although hitting with melee knifes don’t instankill you only insta kill if you do the charge melee that has a long animation to prepare to breakthrough soft armor

[@enilorat5829]

Still waiting for that Valorant lore theory, as a regular player I know there’s a deeper story

[@_half]

The knitting needle; Old school Classic Deadly Yes I’ve been rewatching Ahoy

[@aarontheperson6867]

Silent Compact 14 inches of pure steel The perfect choice for any aspiring knitter, or soon to be hitman.

[@lumineaether1494]

OCD

[@aurin_komak]

_zumzumzum transition sound_ The date is 1100 BC. Egyptian army is in a need for a new close combat weapon, to replace the old bronze swords. _zumzumzum transition sound_ The knitting needle was invented by Sinuhe Egyptian. At first, it was popular with knitters for its effective and simple usage in knitting. After a couple of years, things would be different. _zumzumzum_ It's 2020. Sinuhe's weapon arouse interest among militaries around the world, for it's unique look and armour-penetrating stopping power. Its design is, actually quite perfect. Reliable, durable, mobile. And top of all else, It never runs out of ammo. _dudududu dududududu_ Silent Compact 14 inches, of pure steel The perfect choice for any aspiring knitter, or soon to be hitman. _Yes I did write an entire episode of Iconic Arms about knitting needles_

[@_half]

Aurinkomakkara Ahoy, hire this man

[@silver7215]

MatPat: that’s me, the MVP, definitely Me: press X to doubt

[@gabeellsworth9027]

X

[@miguelcastillo3723]

X

[@shimarutehsniper1341]

x

[@Star-vh4cs]

X

[@bobob13131]

X

[@lopty7883]

Guy: never bring a knife to a gun fight Mat: well yes but no

[@kiaan1317]

Army Corps: we have knifes and guns pick what ever. Mat Pat: do you have a sowing needle?

[@terrorghost2027]

"grandma's knitting needles"? how about john wick's pencils.

[@scottandkameronklosterman8927]

Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture They're the same picture

[@hatr5046]

Have you guys seen my dog lately?

[@cloakx3640]

Too OP.

[@The_Wanderer_is]

I dont want a autograph of john wick...

[@captainrayquaza80]

Graphite would actually break after a few times of use and it wouldnt deliver as much damage

[@Nostalgia_Train01]

MatPat: "I've been told by certain legally minded individuals on this channel..." Me: "Wait wait wait. Do you mean to tell me that legal authorities are just sitting over your shoulder as you record? Creepy"

[@Valvex_]

Together with him in the closet

[@LegendStormcrow]

After his recent web searches yes, yes they do.

[@oscarhepworth6759]

GET DOWN GRANDMA’S COMING. “RUN FOR YOUR LIVES”

[@cameronallmon]

Love the idea, if I hear they add Grandma's Knitting Needle I might have to check it out from pure loyalty

[@DatGamerDan]

I’m only gonna buy this game, ONLY if they add grandma’s knitting needle

[@connorbennett4297]

Well it’s free so just get it..

[@DatGamerDan]

@ConnorBennett shhhh It’s so they add it

[@thescarletbunny1305]

Same

[@DatGamerDan]

@orang Oops, sorry