Every Dodgy Removalist Ever... | Garn.

[@GarnComedy]

the fan was a paid actor

[@Lock-n-Load1779]

You better be paying him bloody well, and by that I mean, tell him "look mate, that's just showbuisness" and give him a pat on the back while simultaneously pickpocketing his wallet. He doesn't need it as much as you do, how else are you going to win big in the pokies?

[@brettnewman3976]

Do a tree lopper

[@ItAbel-xy3xk]

GARN LEGEND 👑

[@spudsmckenzie4123]

What about the printer? 😆

[@shushshush1277]

Garn you have absolutely blown up on KZbin love the ducking vids keep the good shit up

[@jimlaw8199]

_An actual conversation I had with a removalist:_ Removalist: Yeah we charge by the hour, travel included mate. Me: It's a three hour round trip. How many trips will it take? R: One, for sure. _On the day of the move..._ R: OK we'll drop this off and be back for the second trip. Me: I thought you said one trip? R: Yeah but that was if we brought our larger truck. Me: So why didn't you bring the larger truck? R: Because this job's not big enough to need the larger truck, mate. Sheesh...

[@JbotTG]

I would have said "charge me for the one trip or charge me for no trips you guaranted one trip"

[@flawless7019]

@@JbotTG already got half their shit in the truck mate

[@scottspropertyservices6877]

That’s what ya call being screwed with ya pants on

[@EatMyShortsAU]

That is why they are Removalist and not brain surgeons.

[@alecgornall4527]

Seems…… Legit?

[@DCGMatthew1]

What a professional and fantastic logo Murph's Movers has.

[@ryanrussell2337]

Jim’s gigalos

[@Callum-M.]

@@FadeDreamer *rickroll insurance*

[@Kermit_frogbtw]

I love it

[@EvilOdysseus]

Murph's Movers will move anything you want to anywhere you want, even the Delta variant.

[@Northstar2000]

Bloody oath mate, and farking kangaroo

[@PoisonPython]

if it isn't half broken and the catalyst for the next state lock down it ain't a removalist job

[@smeegle]

Another perfectly timed garn episode

[@brandoncrook466]

Finally after 2 weeks we get to see another legendary video from garn !!

[@shawgale4178]

I freaking love that first scene. How on earth do they plan on getting it down over the balcony in one piece? And how is moving the tv slower gonna help in any way? Pure stupidity in every way, love it.

[@wowwhataworld.9590]

"You know me mate, I'm like an intercontinental ballistic missile, good for squeezing money out of spastics" Hahahaha, wow.

[@FPSRelic]

Insulated screwdrivers, electrical tape, jab saw, mound of empty monster cans in the back. All the trappings of a sparky/data cable guy.

[@ohforreal]

YA GOT ME

[@thegymsigma]

Make a skit about Australia's postal service, that would be sick. Good vid garn, keep it up.

[@kizzjd9578]

Been done. Look through his videos.

[@ParkinsonParanormal]

“That’s a perfectly good fan” … “still spins” 😂😂😂

[@GarnComedy]

some say big murphs movers copied his logo from somewhere else but I think that's fake news

[@moxcun]

HEY IM A BIG FAN AND IM FIRST REPLY!!!!

[@GarnComedy]

@@moxcun HELLO MR BIG FAN

[@SlaterGator]

@@moxcun you dont want to be a fan mate. Did u see what he did?

[@ronervine]

That fan spin had me in tears !

[@gamingwithnicko1942]

you forgot to include the Sydney removalists with Covid

[@acecheso4958]

Yeah stopping at shell

[@Cyphlix]

Garn is now an ACA-certified living meme legend. Love it.

[@alexb7092]

This is true as hell lmao It's weird how familiar these feel, it reminds me of a combination of Cairns and Hervey Bay and idk where they're filmed at, but I know a lot of Aus feels the same haha, love it, keep up the good work mate

[@christianforsyth3527]

In Townsville, it’s filmed in Townsville

[@LachySimmons]

"Idk what your fucking problem is mate, it still spins" haha

[@rainsverse]

I was waiting for this specific one for so long! Glad you did it. 🙏🏼

[@jonahcass2793]

Always a good day when the garn uploads.

[@TheHungrySlug]

This outstanding content deserves more than 110,000 subscribers. Funniest Aussie videos anywhere.

[@DeadDancers]

“Foot Falcon time” is a new one to me 😄 I like it

[@tranceman9670]

"Still spins" I lost my shit lmfao

[@tryingmybest7693]

When he mentioned the tickets to the cowboys game and the location that took me out 🤣🤣

[@HyperDroid]

These are literally the best aussie videos I've ever seen

[@Tim121100]

Murph, you should do ‘Every Dealer Ever’

[@amandagardner565]

i once had a lengthy argument with a scumbag because his "deal" of weed didn't look like a full gram, he finally admitted it was 0.8 grams, and he wondered why i left without buying it. i never bought under a quarter afterwards and ONLY from people i knew were not going to rip me off by keeping 20% for themselves, stopped smoke weed in 2003 and don't miss the scene at all.

[@yaochuangoh1242]

@@amandagardner565 i have never seen a gram of weed before (or weed in general), but how do you know the difference between 0.8 grams and 1 gram since theres only a 0.2 gram difference

[@amandagardner565]

@@yaochuangoh1242 i spent a LOT of time around friends who were dealers, and while one gram vs 0.8 gram doesn't sound like much it's actually a drop of 20%. a full gram should look about the size of a woman's thumb, and around that time most small dealers were buying a quarter (7 grams) smoking one and selling the other 6 as single to cover the cost, scumbags taxed the 6 to get another 1.2 grams to smoke. believe me, you can tell the difference, most people who never saw a quality scale would have no idea. if they had been upfront and said they were selling "deals" i wouldn't have a problem, but this particular guy told me it was a gram and argued the point before admitting it WAS NOT one gram.

[@yaochuangoh1242]

@@amandagardner565 i see, thanks for explaining

[@Callum-M.]

I think Tim meant car dealers

[@elitoby7734]

I was a removalist for the RAAF base and deadset we destroyed 100s if not 1000s of perfectly good furniture and fuckin demolished their walls by cart’n their shit around the HQ. Easy peasy job

[@drtristram5197]

See Murph, your mistake with the straps. Ya didn't slap the top and say "that's isn't going anywhere" hence when you began driving, It went somewhere.

[@NicoHTwo0]

Garn’s killin it

[@quentingiudici]

1:38 is just like the way of remembering how much water to pack from all Aussie adventures 😂

[@DrCoomer_1]

It's time to hit the road

[@Dodzfather]

Ive been hanging for this. Already hanging for the next one

[@badregase1943]

I swear this cunce stalking me...lmfaooo every time I have a bad experience with some sort of tradie this guy makes a video on their trade, i stg

[@allgood2176]

The fact that Murph is in a different car every video

[@MarcelMH15]

This brings back memories. Royal Sydney Removals (I don't respect them to hide the name) had the guys show up at the wrong place, late, and upon moving a washing machine hit the drainage hose so it gushed water everywhere, on the second step of an apartment building which I was told was 'the boys draining the machine', this video is brilliant

[@officiallilsideshow]

That fan still spins, I'd pay

[@transittimes2008]

Mate, you should be proud of the comedy you think of. I haven’t seen anything more Australian then your videos. Keep it up 👍

[@g1lly239]

can't wait for Every Painter Ever

[@raphaelmilsom3535]

The first seen after the tv smash well at 600 cash or card 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TechArc_]

We need more of these videos.

[@rfmonkey4942]

Phucking Nailed it dude, you forgot to pull some cones at smoko !

[@Hi-dt9gg]

I thought 'dodgy' said 'doggy' so I had a mini heart attack when I saw the TV fall. 🤣🤣🤣

[@michaeldowlin6778]

I pressed playm therefore I must point out the obvious of what is on... ...WHATS GARN ON!!!!

[@gaminggoose2329]

The thumbnail is gold

[@nathanial7249]

what a beaut. excellent Garn!

[@fraserblakedayman]

one removalists overheard me say i was looking for a brumby (context, me and a work mate were there helping one of the office ladies move houses) and he said his mate was looking to sell his paddock thrashed brumby for a point 🤣🤣

[@godarkmode9047]

Garn needs to start his own television show.

[@jase5005]

Hmm....This sounds like a Toll Removal to a tea.

[@zacellsworth5564]

Bought a few boxes of goon from Dan Murphy’s in tsv a few months back for an event. One of the bags was water and it was the last one we had. Thanks murph.

[@Kermit_frogbtw]

Poor TV 😂

[@pershingpower9397]

The milk crate throne of every Aussie worker

[@Girrrrrrrr]

foot falcon time... that's a new one, I love this channel so much LOL

[@Striker2.0]

I love the grunt The person that called oh he grunted he’s having a hard time let’s pay more

[@TheAidiand]

Always a good day when Garn uploads

[@hunterwinn3335]

Keen for those cowboys tickets

[@ho0t0w1]

1:04 that was a perfect fan javelin

[@QuietObserver6789]

Your videos brighten my day.

[@mrfastalpacaboi3992]

This is the best youtube videos this should receive a oscar

[@leighfloyd4386]

Love these mate keep em up, you are a bloody marketing genius

[@aussieanzac1092]

This also applies to Auspost 🤣

[@lauchlanstill6677]

Not even 30 seconds in and there’s a Ford fuckin courier

[@glennmk5167]

U forgot that box that's a little bit heavy and gets u on the pension 👍

[@benwilliams3539]

You should do a 'neighbours from hell'. That's about as A Current Affair as it gets

[@Blockah]

Send the bro the coin lol

[@VLXVNDR]

That Ford Courier is pretty tidy… 👌🏼

[@celluskh6009]

2:02 👍 for that. Something I will be teaching my kids as they prepare for the workforce after decades of working my arse off for fuck all while other fuckwits struggle with the most basic tasks and get paid more because they need overtime to finish and then talks with the boss about their fuck ups where they somehow end up mates and get promoted.

[@patschofield1365]

Good stuff mate

[@ausgaze]

needed a laugh. cheers mate.

[@andrewbyrnes6389]

I always grunt when I’m doing shit around the house so the missus thinks I’m working harder than I am. Jokes on me though.. eventually the grunting became a habit that I couldn’t stop. Now i grunt even getting out or in a chair.

[@jackbell889]

Every dodgy travel agent

[@squidnuts8610]

An equipment operator especially mining would be heaps funny

[@AjGalloway95]

He spun the fan, I died laughing, I hit like

[@rileyeddy1306]

so underrated

[@scottmckeon5542]

Tempted to spend that $1

[@jproper]

Every f***** move with me is high risk mate 🤣🤣

[@ItsAnotherDayInParadise]

That really is the Australian workforce in a nutshell hahahahahabaj

[@Soulwander818]

Thank f*ck you uploaded! Tuesday is ending on the best notes! YASSSSS!

[@weakknees7426]

FRIDGEY NEXT! ❄️🔧🌬

[@DownUnderSports]

The cowboys tickets killed me

[@Emmett54321]

You really need a TV show mate. That's big stuff you're doing here.

[@iamdamo]

To be fair, Murph actually turned up on move day, better than the shit-kicking glass bowl fry team that cancelled on me the afternoon of my morning move...

[@davidbreitwieser3591]

What is that beautiful 4 door ford moving truck? It’s stunning 😍

[@AWF1000]

Looks like trash from the tip shop. Lol

[@Dankaliciously]

I think that TV was mine. Fucking garnit man.

[@assbuttmcbathsalts431]

You've earned my subscription I'm American but his is proper good humor.

[@jacobbrownlow6553]

Always good to watch one of your videos 🤣🤣🤣

[@svix123]

fucken box of tea towels LOL

[@Owen-Darwin]

Garn uploads, I stop eating my medium rare steak to watch. I now have a cold steak but I don't care....

[@juliettaylor8953]

That's what microwaves are for

[@Gorlscout]

You missed the part when ya discover some little blue pills in the bedside table as the draw slips open and you decide to go home and take one to see what happens 😅

[@g_op694]

I can't wait for more vids. You are amazing

[@craighagenbruch3800]

On the brightside it's time for upgrades.

[@goodshipkaraboudjan]

Ah the old foot falcons.

[@RealGrimSoul]

Nice always good uploads at night

[@rileyeddy1306]

having a shit day till i watched this hahahsha

[@esther.petrovich]

Well done awesome block.

[@GypsiiSOUL]

Lol like Metro Movers in Wolli Greek

[@aussieErider]

editing that image hahaha brilliant

[@VideoNinjaPlayz]

Legends!

[@OMBeatss]

every tafe teacher ever suuurely

[@Wilburworm07]

Brilliant

[@brandonlee8312]

“ I have half of your shit in me truck and I’m coming back for the rest”