Every Centrelink Worker Ever... | Garn

[@GarnComedy]

despite being unemployed garry is somehow constantly drinking a near full 1.25L bottle of coke in public one of lifes true mysteries.

[@artiebartie786]

yes

[@honoyetameow5349]

Because cokes cheaper than water mate.

[@thegamingrepublic7014]

He gets his mates to buy it for him “Oi Barry ya cunt, pass me the coke, shit mate”

[@emailitzs641]

Cento barely pays for rent if not living in grandma's basement ramen noodles and home brand coke is a luxury

[@damo5998]

Goon,,,,,,,

[@basicallyhowto4108]

These documentaries on Aussie culture are very fascinating!

[@australianemergencyvehicles505]

Yeah, they're pretty true as well.

[@CasperFGhost]

You said Accurate wrong

[@freeman10000]

This particular "documentary" is pretty much spot on.

[@Usirang]

Yeah as a fellow Australian can confirm his videos are all at least 95% accurate to how it is

[@CasperFGhost]

@@تشؤنسخى You’re having a laugh lol

[@goatee01]

"Some people plant flowers, Gary plants shitboxes". That, my friends, is comedy gold.

[@cursedhempseed5931]

The only reason this guy hasn’t blown up is because his humour is so specifically Aussie hahaha

[@laurenfarrell202]

Even more specifically it's very qld humour. Love it

[@rhydsnow851]

It works so well in Britland as well

[@Xoliduz]

its def funny in America too, maybe i just watch alot of aussie stuff though.

[@Danheron2]

I don’t think so a lot of his stuff applies to a lot of working class people all over the world :)

[@professionalbeanie8342]

This shit correlates over to New Zealand lmao

[@Bumfris]

Hands down the funniest bloke on KZbin 😂

[@simobrogaming3244]

What about hands up?

[@gabenewell4582]

@@simobrogaming3244 he's okay but not as funny tbh

[@Bumfris]

@@simobrogaming3244 hands up, hands down still the funniest bloke on this website

[@raddeal1]

Truly

[@2304-x3s]

Watch shaktv centrelink workers

[@LAZZAMCPE]

Rather miss my payments then try deal with customer service 🤣🤣

[@ivanb7160]

@@iris657 Maaate. I hear yah. I'm looking at the Philippines or equivalent for a much better quality of life. Love Australia, but its not the same any more. All the best

[@freeman10000]

I used to work in a Centrelink call centre. Worst job ever! Centrelink customers are completely screwed over; the system sucks!

[@benjamingavrilis71]

@@ivanb7160 Leftists took over sadly :(

[@sorra3817]

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

So fupping true

[@longtong9039]

“So can i get me centrelink cheque?” “Yeah mate, just ask Garn over there” “Garn? Who’s he?” “Garn get fucked.”

[@frogfootlick]

honestly mate this was a great laugh especially for anyone who has experienced the hell that is unemployment.

[@sorra3817]

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@LAZZAMCPE]

Centrelink funding my gambling addiction since 19 🔥

[@emailitzs641]

$250 is not an addiction lol.

[@hoodzzeee]

Well back when Bob Hawke was PM I was paid to fish, punch cones , drink beer and do mad burnouts, sometimes at the same time. Once a year you could even get a 3oz advance. Lucky country or just lucky cunts?

[@iris657]

@@emailitzs641 ikr. its the times im on cenno that my love for pokies has to take a backseat. havent had a slap in 8 months.

[@SlaterGator]

550 a fortnight got me that sweet sweet 20mins on the pokies.

[@sixstringedthing]

Settle down mate. Covid supplement can't last forever.

[@thegamingrepublic7014]

“Matteee, faaaack, why’d you cut me off? It not facking fair! (Moans of a junkie)”

[@themaverick5005]

as an employee of centrelink this is worryingly accurate

[@Vxneji]

like the denying incentive ?

[@ljotrmacleod566]

Prove it - what's ya office code and AGS?

[@Vxneji]

@@ljotrmacleod566 ur gay

[@themaverick5005]

@@ljotrmacleod566 yeah ill 100% give identifying information onto youtube for you

[@hgtxfcthxf6246]

@@themaverick5005 how else will we be able to identify you

[@Dannytournier]

Oh my god this is the most relatable thing ever

[@ryanzwe]

This was uploaded two minutes ago, you fraud !

[@gdw.]

lol you junkie

[@KYNAEVIL]

The Bunnings one in pretty bloody relatable, not to mention... all of his 👍

[@sorra3817]

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@Novur]

Before Covid I had to go to Centrelink for my Nan all the time, those waiting areas are probably the most depressing place in the hemisphere

[@mitchellfitzgerald1817]

That reminds me of that episode of Damo and Darren when Darren was at Centrelink....

[@marcpolain5549]

But I thought all people on the dole were scam artists livin the party life?

[@TessaYoung33]

I agree

[@hilotakenaka]

“Sir the government made me pay twice on my yearly mortgage payment and I’m in the red. I need help.” “Sorry nah. Unfortunately you forgot to include your middle name in your application so you’re denied.” Ten minutes later.. “Darryl, my cannabis farm was raided again and I need more cash” “Oh fuck yeah I gotcha covered man”

[@legallyfree2955]

I am not making this up, but I had to submit some form asking for 2 different types of identification, I sent them my drivers license and a birth certificate, they rejected it, sent it back saying I did not tick the boxes stating what type of identification I sent them. They apparently could not figure it out by looking it it???? Did they think my birth certificate was a passport or something? Fking morons.

[@benjamingavrilis71]

Imagine being poor 🤣

[@ohm1945]

The bureaucracy of it all my man.

[@ethanstyant9704]

And you get that response after about 3 months

[@Su27_Flanker]

@@benjamingavrilis71yeah you

[@lissy2200]

My mum works there and honestly… this client is 100% accurate. But she’s so lovely that some people have asked her for a hug afterwards. My mum is the best

[@matthewstrachan4089]

Can confirm her mum really is the best

[@chucknorris2938]

@@matthewstrachan4089 😭

[@chucknorris2938]

@@bigdonkeyballs6041 😭😭

[@pablowvangreenlow7430]

Your not bad yourself Lissy 👍

[@soderhamnpojken]

@Lissy You wanna get married ? I want your mom as my relative

[@TotoDG]

Trust me, you don't even _need_ to go to Centrelink to complete the Bingo.

[@AfferbeckBeats]

Yeah I see those all things at the supermarket!

[@sorra3817]

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@CasperFGhost]

Sydney Trains, just saying

[@martinefraser2817]

@@CasperFGhost so true

[@TBG.61]

Garn you are amazing. We don’t appreciate you enough

[@sorra3817]

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@j_0anna]

i love it when centrelink decides that because i was unable to get official documentation from my very busy doctor confirming that yes, i do in fact still have autism, they get to cancel my healthcare card which makes the cocktail of medications i have to take mildly affordable 😍

[@cmur078]

Maybe you no longer have autism since the last time you gave them that info, and are now just trying to bludge off the system and should just go out and get a better job if you want medication?

[@reswobiandreaming3644]

Centrelink forced me to prove I still had autism just after I had my eldest son. Who would have known that having a baby would make autism disappear?

[@reighost5458]

Next time that happens, call the Employment Services line. The other lines know shit for tit about health care cards and the guys on that line got mine fixed up on the call when i accidentally reported $7000 instead of $700 one fortnight. Fucking whoops.

[@pillbobaggins2766]

remember when they wanted to know if a bloke born with no eyes still had no eyes?

[@dougz201]

The only time I don’t get pissed off about 2 unskippable ads is when it’s a garn video

[@petermiddo]

I even watch the ones you can skip. Although, with all the f-bombs, I'm sure they're demonetised anyway.

[@artiebartie786]

theres this trick i found out it works for most videos but for some reason it doesnt work for others. the trick is you click the top left arrow that points left which goes back a page and then you click the one next to it that points to the right. then you should be back at ur video and most of the times the ad is gone

[@dougz201]

@@artiebartie786 I assume this is a mobile trick or some kind of adblocking sorcery that I’m unaware of?

[@artiebartie786]

@@dougz201 lol nah i just figured it out myself. does it work for u?

[@sorra3817]

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@Footrotflats251]

“Commodores in his front yard” *EL Falcon* 😂😂

[@reswobiandreaming3644]

Commodores got stolen.

[@DaInternetBear]

Waiting Room Bingo isn’t a bad idea tbh, might pass the time in the 5 hour waits

[@sorra3817]

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@dfross87]

My trick was to take in a folding chair, book, food and drink (my local Satanlink didn't provide chairs). I'd set up camp in the queue, and miraculously more windows would open up.

[@hazdra1896]

@@dfross87 Satanlink, comedy gold my mate.

[@take-itizzy2339]

These are honestly life savers during these tough times. You are putting a smile on peoples face's in the worst of times. Bless ya mate.

[@qbmac2306]

Centrelink and Worker in the same sentence is something rarely used

[@averagestreamer8078]

the bottle in the bag was perfect.

[@Bluestone0001]

Makes my day everytime. I could watch Garn. All day everyday on repeat.

[@dennisbrannvalls1fan964]

Fuck me these videos are scarily accurate

[@Akira-06]

This is very true. After years of hearing my dad deal with centrelink, i can say this how centrelink really acts

[@TessaYoung33]

Truth it's awful

[@peterclarke7240]

I do appreciate how this started off as though it was going to be a rant about dole-bludgers, and ended up being an incisive criticism about an unfeeling, unhelpful system that incentivises lying. Top marks, mate!

[@MarxistMogger]

the amount of dole bludgers that exist is so fucking low that they dont even matter. But lots of the more right wing media in the country likes to play them up cause they want to convince people to let the government cut welfare and other public services because. The majority of people on the dole (or who should be on it) want to work because most people dont want to play games all day and atleast feel productive, not to mention the amount you get is not enough to live on at all.

[@malonembappe6509]

I actually had to pause watching because I was crying so hard. To the people who made this happen: Thank you from the bottom of my heart. You are angels.

[@nickyang1143]

That's an EL XR8, farrrrk Garry's doing well if he's planting those

[@Liam-ux7fp]

lmao

[@randomdude4669]

ikr that ain't no shitbox, fucker is worth around 18k now

[@JakesTechandAdventuring]

You know its a banger the second a Garn video comes out!

[@j_0anna]

"the following message has been approved by the queensland government canberra" is an underrated line

[@IsaacWale2004]

The bin application killed me 😂

[@ethanstyant9704]

Can't forget that time they harassed people with robo calls about their impending debt even though about a quarter of them didn't have any

[@nicholascharles9625]

And even the people who did owe money ended up owing less than centrelink claimed

[@aussie8114]

Can’t forget and we should NEVER forget that. In my life it’s one of the most despicable actions by government I have seen, and yet not a single person has ever been held accountable to my knowledge.

[@tactiti0n]

I thought that was a scam lmao, told em ta get fucked.

[@Dannytournier]

Love what you’re doing garn keep it up

[@sorra3817]

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@formerlyskidsinmyute]

That waiting room bingo bit is beautiful.

[@aaronjones7364]

2:54 just Murph's look he gives makes me feel like I'm in trouble. Certainly gives off that vibe you get everytime you go into Centrelink; no matter how careful you are, they always find something to penalise you for...

[@thethinkingman9338]

Centrelink is truely the home of the missing links !

[@sunshine8338]

These videos have been a must for me each week.

[@KYNAEVIL]

As my late best mate once said... if the system was the answer, what the hell was the question. Don’t repeat that in Centrelink, they don’t have a sense of humour. 😀👍

[@shaunward3541]

Centrelink bingo... "Bum bag around upper body" im dead lol.

[@pigeon_spots_cars]

Love the 'yeah it's a falcon we couldn't get a commo'

[@kieleahar1012]

Ohhh thank you for the laugh 😂.. this was BRILLIANT! 😂 👏 Just as a side note for how amazing they are: I had to apply for disability pension after a year in hospital.. I had to go to 5 face to face appointments after being declined the first 4??? So we went to the fifth EVEN MORE prepared.. My parents wheeled my in, in my wheelchair and Fluoro striped dress and I sat there in front of everyone STARING at me like I was a freak and finally got in to the obnoxious guy who seemed to think he was in charge of everything.. interrupted us. answered the phone every time it rang mid sentence and best part was he said he’d finally approve it for my FIRST medical condition from the past…. NOT for the fact I was sitting in my wheelchair WITHOUT BOTH OF MY PROSTHETIC LEGS ON…. FFS 🤦🏼‍♀️. Oh, after my parents both had a go at him, he sighed, obnoxiously rolled his eyes and said ‘FINE! I’ll write being an amputee as your MAIN medical condition but you WILL be reviewed every 12 months!’… And I get letters every 8-9 months saying I’ve been reviewed and approved… ?

[@МоисейНавинович]

Thank you very much. I am learning English and I really like Australia and the Australian accent. Your channel helps me with this.

[@rollei35mm]

Hahaha your going to have a rough accent in the end my friend good luck

[@МоисейНавинович]

@@rollei35mm It doesn't matter. I like it. This is the main thing.

[@anonmouse15]

Українська?

[@МоисейНавинович]

@@anonmouse15 Russia.Siberia

[@trevorphilips9399]

@@МоисейНавинович 🤢

[@thefirstpersonpeople8067]

I love how close to UK life this is, all your videos make me realise how alike we are 😂

[@lorieas]

Legend says Garn hearts comments with a 🍻and 🦘

[@lucasliu4468]

best material to learning English ever, love this channel

[@Dennifer1]

Him swearing at the phone is the most relatable part of this video.

[@mikespike2099]

You forgot the builders who say their not getting cash and need the dole only to receive calls throughout the interview about cash jobs! 😉 😂

[@jaydenyu]

"Executive denier of cases" LMAOO

[@ImThAtGuY90]

Love how your wearing tradie pants with a centrelink top 😂😂

[@Mister6]

Nearly lost it at 1:40. My Wife worked the Newstart queue until she was promoted to Fraud investigation. Thankfully she's well and truly gone from that snakepit

[@dw2176]

you should do one reviewing the mighty milk crate.. it has so many uses. Chairs for smoko, carrying shit around in the back of the ute, rubbish bins for the workshop. Nothing is more Australian than pinching a stack from behind woolies, taking them home and using them as storage containers for the shed. If you zip tie them together you can make a fuckn fort.

[@bigcazza5260]

good thing he actually has a falcon, thought he might have been a dropkick for a second there

[@enzudesign]

My next-door neibour years ago was a Centerlink staff member and I used to score weed for him every day and we would then get baked and watched cartoons .. top guy, great memories lol

[@caden_hatch4848]

These vids always make my day

[@matthewoates53]

“Hey Damo, you got a light?”

[@AfferbeckBeats]

1:46 sequel to Catch Me If You Can right here, this man is a master con

[@timh.1467]

90% of what you say I don't understand, but somehow I love it!

[@joshb8183]

Gotta love Centrelink

[@shreda125hilux7]

"Constantly getting his hands on Siezed Commodores" proceeds to show a Ford Falcon

[@IsaacWale2004]

Again, don't even know the store but still found this funny. 😂

[@OtherworldJudge89]

Old mate with the broken leg was brilliant

[@04paok]

One of your best champion!! Keep em comin!! 👍

[@speedwaynutt]

Welcome to Centerlink where you don't have a good day.

[@BoganBrett]

Garn mate, your videos are criminally underrated. Never stop.

[@NxrthSideClouted]

“A computer that hasn’t been updated since the mid 90’s” what does the thing run, Windows 98?, great content as always mate

[@Callum-M.]

I thought they hadn't upgraded since early-mid 00s

[@BoomBrush]

I think they used the cheapest contractor so whenever you submit information it only works half the time

[@sorra3817]

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@lonnie224]

DOS 🤣🤣

[@SenatorAri]

The waiting room bingo is fucking golden

[@charycourt]

I wish garn could be more famous because he always makes me laugh when I’m feeling sad He deserves more credit

[@pelago_]

Wastelanders 🤣🤣🤣 spot on

[@itsnotfunny8257]

I need to pay to watch him, I think. Wonderful bloke.

[@noveleden]

That star jump joke is still funny af to this day. Gary The GOAT!!

[@gamingdefined5952]

I love that motoring box is part of your club what a legend. Also mad video as always

[@A·c·h·i·l·l·l·e·s·Last·Stand]

I found my new favourite youtube channel to binge on whenever I buy maccas and need something to watch while eating alone in my room

[@dubclips7266]

"what 5 dollars" spoken like a true business men

[@andrew6171]

The following message have been approved by the Queensland Government, Canberra bit is perfection!

[@mtheoryinc7798]

The thunderdome that’s the waiting room!!🤣😂

[@_jeswin]

“You can’t bullshit a bullshit artist” Wise words murph

[@DCGMatthew1]

Comedic genius.

[@gunp02]

This is the best Aussie KZbin channel 👌👌👌👌

[@lockierumsey2634]

Garn is a legend

[@derekmaloney6706]

You are a class act!

[@pill0ck318]

As a Centrelink worker this is absurdly accurate, especially Gary

[@todd5072]

The sikaflex covered pants 😂😂🤙🏻👊🏻

[@Ful-OGold]

“Who told ya that mate” 😂

[@HarrisonJS]

Just can’t miss

[@ccsworldaustralia4332]

Hi Garn, i come from a country overseas where there is no help or very little for people fallen in hard times. Believe me it is not fun, i have been there and you try to find a job and there is none, to top it up the government pockets the money and give nothing back for those fallen into hard times. You can make fun and criticise centrelink but life without help when needed is horrible. Since we migrate here i thanks God i never needed any help from the government but it is a relief to know that help is there if needed. Also i have a little business, pay my taxes and don't mind a bit if my hard earned money (part of it through taxes) goes to a lazy person or else. Don't mind at all! Like the song say, "You never know what you lose until is gone" We better pray government help and Medicare never goes, it is one of the best things this country has, looking after those fallen in hard situation. Happy to pay for Medicare for all and Help for all. Cheers

[@qwmx]

This does happen at centrelink. However, I'm not going to deny, Centrelink is why some people are able to stay off the streets and are allowed to sleep easier at night without the weight of worrying about a relative leeching off of them too much. I'm on centrelink and my sister takes care of me and her financial burden is much easier to handle because I can easily pay for my own rent as I'm living with her. I know I have it better than other third world places and I know I'm lucky because of that.

[@reswobiandreaming3644]

Government services are not what they used to be though. They have been eroded over the decades. Aussies face an uphill battle trying to keep that system working well.

[@so03]

This guy is the best KZbinr, the funniest out there.

[@michaelmartin9022]

I can't beleive that factual documentary show, The Simpsons, had us all thinking Aussies call their money "Dollaridoos", when "Buckaroos" was there the whole time.

[@Natatattatification]

That guy’s too clean to be a dole bludger

[@ScottyFJC]

Fucken Oath Murph, you're absolutely brilliant !!!!!!!!!!

[@jakehanny8825]

The consistency of these videos is insane👍👌

[@Idotisme]

Tips the bottle up to drink it, noddes hes head down to take a sip haha

[@tristanbates3258]

You’ve done more of an accurate job than what Centrelink ever has!

[@تشؤنسخى]

Oh how original. Good onya champ👍 absolute top tier writing.

[@Burn377]

Straight up legend.

[@geddon436]

2:50 love it. someone might not be walking out of there alive.

[@Flip_Goat]

Weed clothes in public. Drinking a 1.25L coke in public. Classic 😂

[@jsjsjsjsj578]

lol his videos never gets old

[@HC-hu5tk]

Something about Big Murph’s comedy just hits different.