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Jim's Mowing in a Nutshell...
tell me ur australian without actually tellin me ur australian
Every Jim's Mowing Franchisee Ever... | Garn.
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Written & Directed by Declan Evanson

[@GarnComedy]

first!!!!! - now jump on the patreon boys this youtube stuff is NOT all dollars and smiles mate lemme tell ya

[@Jo2h_]

How do I hire Murphy's mowing?

[@ConstantlyDamaged]

Ya know the best bit? My comment got blocked because of swearing.

[@MayaTutors]

patreon link isnt working

[@OasisLawns]

Thank you mr garn

[@MegaTrolface]

did the not swearing fix your ad revenue from that previous vid or is youtube just dogging ya

[@MikeHunt-jb3yq]

Murph is basically a real life young Mike Nolan

[@shayjoel8611]

👑👑

[@jacksonbuttsworth1581]

Best comment ever

[@thomashost8397]

Always cash in hand

[@daniellambden1842]

In my head, this is canon

[@maxdaniels4326]

@@thomashost8397 life's never been better mate

[@troglodyte4207]

Actually worked for Jim’s mowing as a teenager, fucken accurate

[@qwertyki9367]

damn so you did exactly everything he did in the video? xd

[@vroas.]

"proper gaza strip spec" aged like fine wine

[@spyden3.016]

was gonna say

[@newgabe09]

Yep, just came on to say that :)

[@speedwaynutt]

Honestly Muph would be Mowing your lawn just to see what expensive shit you own that he would take while your not looking.

[@Justin-lf1fs]

Jim’s meth labs?

[@jamesfalzon9364]

Jim's adult toys

[@thelegendgamer33]

@JUSTIN you mean Jim's Ipswich

[@kanyewestisgoat]

You all mean Jims only fans with weed

[@lukemono2652]

Jim’s racial segregation

[@Justin-lf1fs]

Jim’s Jim’s

[@TheAustralianGarbologist]

This man is the one that explains reality.

[@Waste_Around_Melbourne]

A living legend

[@westaustraliangarbagetruck7430]

Ahhahhaa yes

[@GunzelingGarbo102]

For sure!

[@jamesstramsek3797]

Who always sticks around to hear old Murph say “my nan rips cones “

[@MRpur3skill]

That shit is fucking gold

[@joshhyde5894]

I’m the proud owner of said account

[@jamesstramsek3797]

@@joshhyde5894 the original haha 🤪

[@harryallen6051]

That Gaza Strip joke has aged like fine wine mate 😂🤣

[@eddie_hammond]

Need to make Murph mowing shirts I'll buy that in a heartbeat

[@ChewiestBacca]

After 10 years service in the Jims Group I can tell ya old Murph nailed it with this one. 100% struth mate

[@josephsherman5288]

Woah woah woah... legit?

[@maxgustafson4629]

Why does this feel like Garn is a huge company with Murf as the face of it.

[@CJVS995]

Thats some Truman Show level stuff right there

[@lijsakaria9080]

Garn fucking legend so underrated

[@TreversYouTubeChannel]

I don’t think a single blade of grass was cut during this entire video.

[@Wawawalulu]

One bush got fucked up tho

[@aussiesheriff7079]

Lawn mower - no rego plates .. free fuel 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aussiesheriff7079]

I’m still fucking laughing.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and sharing it everywhere brother 🙏🙏🙏 great fucking NQ talent 🍻

[@mood-e5347]

"proper Gaza Strip spec" lmao

[@OfficialRaptorGames]

I would hire this dude for sure.

[@Hippo574]

I actually never realised Jims mowing was an organization, I thought it was just a local company

[@theVoyage]

They're all over the place in newzie land, too.

[@westaustraliangarbagetruck7430]

Can Murphy be a Garbo for a day???!?!?!?!!?

[@CovidConQuitTheCensorship]

Hell heah 😅

[@n0br4inc3llz]

Imagine going to a car meet at a petrol station and you see this man filling up his lawnmower 😂

[@nano11alexischile]

When you go under you just start Murph’s plumbing

[@cowboymudcrab3503]

Surely you make Murph’s Mowing merch

[@masondegaulle5731]

Shoutout to Michael Hunt, keeping the legend alive

[@iamasmurf1122]

Mike hunt ; is the correct name

[@MikeHunt-jb3yq]

Cheers boys

[@kizzjd9578]

Pork hunt

[@Wawawalulu]

Puma pants

[@Brendan.Wheatley]

Loved the Gaza strip reference! Thanks for accurately portraying so many industries with your satire!

[@djnuk3_official]

God, I love fellow australian content creators!

[@zerox756]

That's too real mate about Jim's mowing business modal.

[@spyden3.016]

con artist fr

[@michaelgreenland5289]

Most certainly mate... "Work smarter, not harder" love it. 😂🤣

[@revertingthemoldways]

Honestly, needed this 😂👏🏼 Blessssss!

[@officer_solo1297]

the people who dislike this are the people who work for Jim's Mowing or well anything Jim's

[@saberracer026]

This is bloody brilliant! Keep it up Murph!

[@kevinfabish5865]

Who needs Jim's mowing when you got old mate Murphs

[@somewhatgaming7935]

im australian that moved to Canada and this is the best fuckin thing i have ever seen

[@toddnewman4530]

F en legend. Keep it up mate.

[@davedunne5907]

Smashing it mate, love seeing someone go from 2k follwers to 70k+ plus in a few week! No shortage of material to draw from in Townsville 😂

[@dant565]

Murph. rolled up papers are already on the lawn lol.

[@leonprowse5806]

The M on Murph in the subtitles has devil horns. That's fucken metal.

[@totallynotanoctopuss9612]

Just found your stuff and I love it, Townsville Commodore drivers represent!

[@Festive_Fox07]

50 bucks!?! Thats pretty cheap mate!

[@thunderface101]

I now get all my ethical and financial advice from this legend

[@leslie7922]

How's it garn mate, yeah good mate

[@smasher123ism]

no idea how you arent viral yet, keep it up!

[@Fruitcupper]

Your comedy it top notch mate! Subbed

[@bigolm3237]

My favourite Jim’s service is Jim’s wife

[@dougsaunders8109]

Great thing is I had a mower ad before this video..... 😀

[@ItAbel-xy3xk]

i dont know how this channel doesnt have 1 million subs yet

[@burnt2951]

Good set of shorts there Murph.

[@sirpeeper]

murph bubbles

[@lincolnmccarthy2659]

Awesome. Gotta do a removalist broski

[@GreenyAU]

Jim's growing is my personal favourite

[@katrinaveronica-marie4016]

Our fiscal analysis 🤣🤣🤣

[@nickwightman3735]

I respect the Hustle

[@igitha..._]

Jim's Mowing charged me $350.00 for mowing an 8x6m front and back yard - I'm disabled. I ended up doing half the work for them before they got there and when I called up the people on the phone said that their Jim's Mowing contractors can charge whatever they want....? I hate the company with a passion ever since.

[@annoyedlemon]

i got charged $750 for a spring clean at home from jims thankfully ndis paid any ndis lets jack the price up

[@hoodzzeee]

so if the front AND backyard totalled 96 square metres it was only $3.50 a square metre, which seems reasonable for that type of service from those dodgy organisations. Tip- Never let these people know who or how the account will be paid.ALWAYS say CASH when booking the job. Actually dont use there services!

[@carbonisotope6444]

Tried this method. Got sentenced for trespassing and vandalism.

[@vkan1991]

Jim's mowing is typing......

[@annoyedlemon]

coming soon murphs murphs

[@igotthemidastouch7770]

Best material to watch in the times of covid lockdown 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Spookieham]

Nailed it. The only people that make out of a Jim's franchise is Jim.

[@haylzArenaBreakout]

sounds bout right

[@willspalding9115]

them shorts lookin fire

[@ddeesousa5352]

lmao, term 1 holidays just ended and my first week (this week) i'm on work experience lol.

[@davo7512]

5 bucks a day?

[@ddeesousa5352]

@@davo7512 yeah

[@dwaynemontgomery1851]

Two guys a new back in grade school had this gift, he'd bag all the leaves in his parents yard, then his friend would ride by on his bike and take the leaves, he's spread the leaves all over someone's yard, then they go over and offer to clean it up for them, get it all bagged up, rinse and repeat, didn't take more then a week or two for people to catch on

[@sprendergast351]

Your best yet.

[@Rooster1172T]

Love it! Coupla pallets and some corflute haha

[@filipszydlak8995]

This has Ricky from ‘trailer park boys’ vibes😂😂love it

[@smith9157]

Best thing to come out of Townsville

[@bellatrixx485]

The little mowing shoe cuffs... IM DEAD 😂😂

[@hotcakes1117]

Stubbies not short enough!! haha

[@mrjerald2965]

Sell the Murph Mowing shirt as Merch, i'll buy it!!!!!!!!!!!

[@chadwells7562]

KZbin is spying on me, I was just relaying the tale of the frog and the scorpion to my kids

[@ZingOnMate]

I might show someone I know who works at Jim’s mowing this video

[@rhyanpovall2711]

gotta love murph

[@lez9443]

thats the only night owl i ever go to lmao

[@louiscarrollmusic-lcm5331]

Love ya Murph. I’d support, but I’m not old enough to even work with Jimmo Mowin. Love the vids mate. Keep em up.

[@gohjohan]

That's when you go to Murph for apprenticeship. You might start up as his gaffer boy, holding the mike for him when he talks to the camera, but that's ok, it's a start.

[@drivereverlast7142]

Champion

[@DeeIbbo]

A true Aussie legend has uploaded once again 🙏🏻

[@kryptikpro]

11k view in 39minutes 🔥

[@angusharvey670]

Video idea: every public school teacher ever

[@notcooperogg]

MAN IS A GOAT Murph, you are a legend man!! Shout out from Townsville

[@TBG.61]

Jim’s mowing ads tho

[@Ojack11]

Well I just found out what BP stands for!

[@MrJallen55]

Loved hearing Joe Mamma in the credits

[@anthonywitt536]

Jim's Beer brewing

[@ikeayoudidwhat]

no dislikes, doing good mate

[@JCFishing97]

Just steal newspapers off someone’s driveway murph

[@kyleandrews5600]

You make me fucking happy mate

[@typicalaussie7574]

This is amazing Congrats old Jim on the business :)

[@JulianKapa]

1.5k likes but only 1 dislike. That's the highest ratio i've seen.

[@UrosHajdin]

I love the boot socks HAHAHAHA, keep it up fuck ya

[@lewisjonesraglan5457]

Sums it up about the work experience at schools

[@maxdonaldson5681]

Man you must do a bricklaying in a nutshell 😂

[@ryantorresan9221]

That would be a great one to watch

[@rred4923]

This was cream champ, keep em coming!

[@stallon720]

loving the stuff guys

[@steghuman9063]

I laughed so fkn hard when you did the servo mower gag I farted.

[@jiahbloxsome4554]

good garn

[@bltfireburstAU]

good jiah

[@justjame5868]

You should definitely get a cameo on tbls

[@itsDeej.]

1:12 bro ive worked at a gas station, if it was busy i probably wouldnt even notice this shit if you did it lmao

[@JimsGroup]

We would still have you!

[@joeharrys6869]

Fucken love this shit

[@HarrisonJS]

Still hasn’t missed

[@gcm747]

Gaza Strip Spec! 😂