Geoffrey the Dumbass: Improbable Burger

[@bosoxcuber]

"You're an idiot - say it fast" is one of my favorite quotes

[@zzzzxzx]

Do you think Amir gets paid for these La Croix ads or does he just love sparkling water and shit?

[@nathanluen2485]

Jello Pudding the proof is in the smile.... dipshit

[@matthewgonzalez2727]

Of jorts

[@JayMiV]

Ass!

[@chars414]

probably gets paid like a billion dollars

[@Sh1tsNGiggles42]

My mind went somewhere else when is saw Lacroix

[@FilterBySubgenre]

lmao 3:04 Geoffrey has so many documents on his computer what kind of other schemes is he conjuring.

[@slowestjabroni]

"I found myself in a soup plantation, trapped in a salad." That lives rent free in my brain.

[@Thomas-hh2yu]

Can we just acknowledge the insanity of saying "So there I was at a soup plantation, *trapped* in a salad"

[@michaelbarker6732]

i think “i was mesmerized by, for lack of a better terms, GREENS” is better for some reason

[@GlovesUpShow]

😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@austinwallick8744]

The cut to the outro card 0:32 makes me laugh so hard every time

[@MissyFaye]

same hahaha i had to pause the video cause i was laughing xD

[@mmcinerneyy]

exactly rice

[@adityabhadkamkar8041]

here is a video essay on jake and amir, kzbin.info/www/bejne/nV6Ue4mVodKJl6c, like and subscribe if you like

[@scoonieu-turnsingleton1312]

@@adityabhadkamkar8041 Yeah check it out Mickey. You're looking at nothing Mickey!

[@SpencerArinhaveamom]

Exactly Ice

[@T1J]

say it fast

[@mmcinerneyy]

of course i'm gonna give them a disc of sorts, a saucer of jorts! ...veal

[@adityabhadkamkar8041]

here is a video essay on jake and amir, kzbin.info/www/bejne/nV6Ue4mVodKJl6c, like and subscribe if you like

[@TheArchsage74]

This was one of the best ones. Had me laughing from start to finish.

[@adityabhadkamkar8041]

here is a video essay on jake and amir, kzbin.info/www/bejne/nV6Ue4mVodKJl6c, like and subscribe if you like

[@jordanvoskamp]

Written in jake and amir classic fashion

[@AlexLong1000]

"It Don Lemon'd on me"

[@adityabhadkamkar8041]

here is a video essay on jake and amir, kzbin.info/www/bejne/nV6Ue4mVodKJl6c, like and subscribe if you like

[@slycooper459]

3:40 I love when Amir thinks of asking, but then thinks better of it

[@Ducks314]

exactly rice

[@sirhawkjames]

"it's nothing personal, it's just marketing" is genius

[@brian3634]

This episode is absolutely terrific. 10/10

[@juventusfcrules]

USA RICE, follow it if you scare! Moo ooh ah ah ah..

[@ProudPapaJD]

I could have watched this conversation for an hour and forty five minutes.

[@michaeltsouris8190]

"you're an idiot, say it fast" ... What a truly great line. I'm going to start saying that to my employees.

[@TheWhimsicalTV]

Michael Tsouris please don't they're just gonna quit

[@michaeltsouris8190]

TheWhimsicalTV I only say it when they are asking for a raise, after which, they receive a raise so substantial, they don't know what to do with themselves. I'm a sweetheart of a boss I say! Anyone who thinks otherwise can hit the road. That's what it says on the plaque on my teeth.

[@RowBlanka]

Michael Tsouris weird

[@ralleks]

Michael Tsouris I dont think you are a very good boss 😂

[@christianmccauley7340]

do you own a business or something? whats you business?

[@KillerPredator900]

When this video Don lemoned on me i clicked right away

[@anarchohelenism]

I can’t stop saying exactly rice

[@TTV5]

That opening is very Jake and Amir. Except Jake.

[@DirectorTaffy]

When did Amir become the jake, I’m very new to this

[@kerrie4105]

Gives me amir vs geff vibes

[@alexdh2001]

geoff has really been making rice jokes for 5+ years?? the commitment to the bit is astounding

[@alexfedak5500]

exactly rice

[@nonyabusinessinc]

A LITTLE BIT OF MEAT THOUGH

[@Mayorofpeepsville]

They get the Jake and Amir concept that we know and love. It's stylin

[@abrohamproductions8263]

Just name it Geoffrey. Then it's a brand instead of in your face defining what you're going for.

[@timbuckthe2nd642]

0:55 That face gets me every time.

[@andyanderson100]

“You’re an idiot. Say it...fast.”

[@LooneyDude]

Heh, nice fake out at the start

[@Ciphonn]

ScroogeyDude almost got me

[@ethownzbh]

Would've still been a great video.

[@migg-e]

The fact that I search exactly rice and find this warms my soul

[@markerenberg3439]

I'm gonna put a thumbtack in one of those saucers, and then sue the joint that gave it to me

[@eskeglud]

That intro is so well made, haha.

[@MassPotential]

There’s nothing better than watching Amir play the straight-man.

[@Bobpopsiculs]

LOVING BOTH GEOFFREY VIDS AND OFF DAYS WISH THEY UPLOADED MORE OFTEN THOUGH !!!

[@Strummie]

Bobpopsiculs Shit, I’m just grateful that Jake and Amir still make content.

[@snapdragon3163]

Of course Amir turned down the Improbable Burger, Geoffrey. He prefers rabbit jam, not plain old jelly.

[@danfromtheburgh]

amir was ont he top of his game on this one

[@slycooper459]

I love how Amir thinks about asking him at 3:40 but decides not to

[@Kollman2812]

This is actually quite a good idea 😭 there are probably lots of people who would never have a vegan patty but would happily eat something that’s like 30% meat and 70% veg

[@BoogieBoogsForever]

Long time, no time here, Some funny stuff. Keep at it, it'll gel soon. Bravo! Edit: I watched this vid again. Really good. This is really good!!

[@the_names_rob]

I saw an ad for a product similar to what Geoff is describing and I had the same reaction as Amir

[@emonoglesby]

One of my favorites

[@olimpiuhorj2304]

all RICE!

[@mmcinerneyy]

HENRY!

[@ironwithin3875]

Hey erm when will there be a if I were you show in the UK

[@oliverskovgaard5470]

Question: do you think Amir gets paid to drink La Croix in these videos or does he just like, love sparkling water and shit?

[@KrombobulousMitchell]

A saucer of jorts

[@Ather_sys]

Exactly rice.

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

Why does Wendy's have the best burgers? Cuz they don't cut corners. Had to pause the video for that line.

[@blushingfrieza]

Pretty sure that was their slogan paul once.

[@tailsp1n]

Amir drinking his la croix the stiffest way imaginable

[@mada1241]

'Ask me what it is.' 'No' 'Its actually rice.'

[@xa1551]

pretty sure he says "exactly rice"

[@jamesfinch73]

Wrong.

[@sft3485]

"So it's like Russian roulette for vegans?" Hahaha. Sounds like fun.

[@nikita2560]

they taste bad... their bad for you

[@Psychol-Snooper]

These videos only heighten my despair at the loss of the Jake and Amir series. :(

[@joesolomon3635]

it's basically the same thing but I love it.

[@ilypolog6252]

Joe Solomon yea except they alternate between whos amir on off days

[@HUHidko0]

Good vid

[@Ainttrippin]

The funny thing is this is an actual product now. 50% meat 50% plant based

[@matthewgonzalez2727]

I found myself at a soup plantation, trapped in a salad How

[@aidsdoh8286]

Matthew Gonzalez and what the fuck is a soup plantation?

[@TheSuperLegoMan100]

irony is, improbable burgers (50% meat, 50% plant) are in stores now

[@nutmaster652]

exactly rice.

[@GeneralMattimo]

Can't find the donation link? Bad link.... bad you

[@bakmanthetitan]

It's sort of a Monte Carlo Monte Cristo, if you will

[@Heskey4lyfe]

Lmao! Turns out big oil DOES need a donation 😂😂

[@yoadrianbalboa]

Running hither and thither

[@mikhailgibbings]

A LITTLE BIT OF MEAAAATTT THOOOOOOO

[@onikonoko]

Geoff is really Leroy

[@ethankegley14]

ok "a saucer of jorts" got me

[@roughryder5]

WTF this needs more subs.

[@sk-vp6ni]

Geoff is clearly just deathly afraid of awkward silences, or maybe even silence in general, and so has to fill those moments with words and ideas he thinks of on the spot, for fear of the conversation ending. Maybe it’s down to a traumatic childhood experience. He could have gotten tinnitus like Baby from Baby Driver? Maybe the trauma also fucked with his brain?

[@HassHansson]

"And it Dawn Lemon'd on me"

[@CyberBullyAwareness]

They don’t cut corners.

[@MTyler8787]

It don lemon’’ed on me is so good

[@LukasVonAnka]

This video is better than good, it's fine

[@6663000]

got a Burger King ad

[@blueblueblue7154]

he predicted the future

[@eihcra3]

i think these need more plot.. maybe that's a J&A hangover, but I wan't some consistency!! like on a thursday at 9am i want to have an impression of what is coming... :)

[@quinsey9211]

I agree I want characters. Jake and amir were characters and sure sometimes they made their characteristics more extreme depending on the video but they were still them. I feel like no one is the straight man and I need a straight man or it makes the wackyness not wacky cause amir is the straight man here but next episode hes also just insane so it wont matter.

[@Angels510]

In the Geoffrey the dumbass skits Amir and Jake may sometimes get roped into his weird schemes but one or the other is always the straight man and hardly wacky at all. Like I wouldn't consider Amir being interested in jorts as him being one of the wacky characters that episode. You might be thinking of Off Days, where Amir and Jake become the crazy ones

[@harrowkay1296]

Yeah agree, these kind of get just a liiiitle to out there, id like it if they were a little more grounded.

[@jonrita2344]

isnt that the best thing? having no clue on whats going to happen, but knowing its comming? its a sad comparison, but to me its like a small christmas gift from a person you love, every week on tuesday

[@zakesters]

It seems they're avoiding strong characterizations on purpose, and that's probably a good decision. I'm sure the pair were often frustrated by the frequent audience resistance they encountered whenever they tried to tinker with the _Jake and Amir_ format. Both _Geoffrey_ and _Off Days_ (that wonderful love letter to _Hardly Working_ ) are more focused on bits, and it really feels to me like they are (working on) perfecting their established formulas, which they have more freedom to do now that they aren't locked into a narrative arc or burdened with any expectations about character.

[@fittony]

the video should only be the first 35 sec.

[@Daniel_Boni]

I found myself in a soup plantation, trapped in a salad H O W ?????

[@Kevn3000]

This is Jake and Amir except Jake and Amir are both Jake and Geoffrey is Amir.

[@tuckerdoyle4492]

I bet. So you’re saying there’s a chance

[@Winteramen]

I mean, in some ways, a meat burger mixed with vegetables to lessen the amount of beef intake we make, is actually a mildy helpful way to change our sense of sustainability

[@ThePaintTrain]

So this is basically just Jake and Amir but with Geoffrey coming up with schemes instead of Amir? ;)

[@skalty9868]

Jesper Skov and he’s less actually mean

[@chrism45]

Amir had motives, Geoffrey is just a dumbass.

[@StJMG]

Either Geoffrey has been mentored by Amir or Amir wrote the script.

[@extroverted_hermit]

Why are they yelling at the end card

[@youngjondo]

3:37 Amir laughing

[@edwardwarrick605]

La Croix for the Vin!

[@Wingsnthings23]

Wondered what happened to the college humor Guys

[@dynamix1862]

Should I tell him Hess sold to Speed Way....

[@AhmedMahmoud-sq7xg]

That's his son

[@archiemarshall4368]

It's a patty that's most vegan... WITH A LITTLE BIT A MEAT DOE

[@cheenewah]

Say it fast lol

[@tylerdrama]

After “Ask me what it is” Amir should have said “What is it?” Then it cuts to Geoffrey who says “Guac.” and it somehow turned into guacamole.

[@Bubdiddly]

good shit guys lmao

[@Bubdiddly]

Heh it’s me

[@Bubdiddly]

oh my god lmao

[@haylowalker1252]

its the same word... Sal / Sale alternative...

[@sonicrushXII]

Russian roulette for vegans 💥👌

[@the-boring-car-guy]

I miss amir being amir

[@coolbones]

video is weird. amir is playing jake and that brown guy is playing amir. why?

[@PolyChromium]

As much as I enjoy Amir's tired voice when he's struggling to put up with Geoffrey's dumbass ideas, I would like to hear him speak more clearly at times. I can hear him and understand him perfectly, but I don't want my boy getting stuck in a rut.

[@FREEGEMS]

Anyone else realize he said Wendy’s doesn’t cut corners and that they have square meat burgers instead of round. Meaning they don’t cut those corners

[@jakedaman9755]

reminiscent

[@htaed23]

Jake DaMan exactly rice.

[@KR-jk6vx]

Geoffrey is a genius. Just take the g and n out of vegan and slap an l on the end and there you have it. Veal

[@noahwhite6755]

Didn't have to bring Rand Paul into it... awesome episode though.

[@jickhydro]

Noah White He was referencing the Rand Paul’s Drag Race episode.

[@krneel128]

The difference that bothers the hell out of me between Geoffrey's delivery and old videos of Amir's delivery is that Geoffrey's is too calculated-seeming and composed. Reruns it is :(.

[@AwkwardFistbump]

This is actually genius.

[@swimfan752]

It’s a real thing now