Geoffrey the Dumbass: Wikipedia

[@SyntheticMew]

The format of this video is beautifully nostalgic

[@coreyperdue37]

Geoff is even wearing glasses to fit the role

[@Silver-Freddy]

Feels like someone else is playing Amir instead of a new character

[@SyntheticMew]

@@Silver-Freddy does a really good job tho right?

[@swimfan752]

@@SyntheticMew not really

[@asapmick]

Theory: At the end of the first episode, Geoffrey said “Wanna play darts?” while holding a belt. So Geoffrey really lost his virginity to a belt, what he thinks is a dart.

[@D3hander]

Well, if that's true, then Jakes "Yankee Doodle" video shows the event. IT'S ALL CONNECTED!

[@jamest4942]

Rick & Morty-level continuity. I’m interested to see where the yams take us.

[@GirthEarth]

You're my hero for telling us this

[@B3rz_]

colin hart so in that video Geoff was only 9 and their office is actually a coliseum of sorts? holy mindfuck batman O_O

[@superanimeniac]

@@B3rz_ it's a coliseum of jorts. pay me to eat a weed.

[@Randyy1]

Special skills: playing DVDs. Just pop in, press play, and enjoy the ride. If it skips, cry til it's fixed.

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

Where's your CD-Rom drive >:(

[@miracledip5123]

It rhymes!

[@wowzers1237____]

It doesn’t

[@satincartoon2213]

I love how Jake immediately accepts Geoffrey's ability to edit on the go

[@JotakRTS]

Initially I was confused why Jake was so blasé about being strangled, then I remember he's a veteran with regards to taking physical and sexual abuse unprovoked from others.

[@Winteramen]

And remember that Ace and Jocelyn episode where Amir caught him touching his idea stick... Jake likes to be strangled

[@redicalic1]

"That's sauceome dude" is one of the best lines ever in these videos

[@ChaoticLordYin]

My favorite episodes are the ones where Geoffrey gets unexplained ethereal powers with no explanation. Love it

[@MrOwenFitz]

This is a Jake and Amir video. And I love it

[@maroonpug7]

MrOwenFitz Geoffrey is amir. Watch any video and it's pretty clear

[@beepain6005]

This is a Jake and Amir video! And I love you for it

[@DavidWalker829]

That's Saucesome dude.

[@leomckee-reid5498]

That saw some dude.

[@Winteramen]

That's all sons dude

[@Bobbleheads56]

This video is wall-to-wall hilarious. Even subtle things like Jake dismissing Geoff’s middle name as “weird and bad” get me wheezing

[@sjturner15]

i legit can't tell if it's marty or jjkae in the thumbnail

[@Primitiveimage]

It's jjkae

[@zsdCKanVOIJANSO]

poetic license

[@RowBlanka]

Sean Turner good thing youre blind

[@thotung34]

Definitely Jake being strangled by Amir

[@ULTRAMUSICLUVER99]

Link to the wikipedia page? I better have a mention

[@Heskey4lyfe]

Yes back to the gold mine that is the Jake and Amir format. Love it!

[@olivias1212]

ok im not even gonna try to make a joke or a shitty jake and amir reference. this was just fucking hilarious

[@dixiecronin7791]

I love Geoff's coy grin after he chokes Jake lol

[@vallraffs]

I love the Michael Vick line. I have returned to this video multiple times just to hear that one joke.

[@SonsaKay]

He's even wearing the glasses to more of an Amir haha

[@SyntheticMew]

Ya ever heard of get rich quick schemes

[@alexnelsonamaya1]

Synthetic Decent well this is a wet bitch thick cream

[@chandler5794]

ANA so they're no get rich quick schemes.

[@motob4406]

@@chandler5794Your calling me out on all my shit today, and I love ya for it!

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

So you know how people love juices and shit? Well here's the idea: we put a hairclip in a juice, drink it, die and then sue the joint that sold it to us!

[@AnaLongoriaXX]

Ashcool that’s not where I thought you were going with that

[@ids5621]

Literally a Jake and amir except where amir is huge and handsome haha

[@mikemcglasson1286]

They thought the glasses would somehow make him both less huge and less handsome. They were wrong

[@cbelingbeawienar]

Mike Mcglasson They were more than wrong... They were mistaken

[@Monosaccaride]

And unfunny

[@jameshickey2320]

cbelingbeawienar Thats not more than wrong

[@brian3634]

I’d totally fuck Amir tho.

[@eghed8]

Lol I clicked the thumbnail specifically to see why Geoff had Jake in a headlock and it still caught me off guard.

[@Primitiveimage]

R.I.P Amir

[@PashutHerenstein]

thats awesome dude, glad to hav yall back

[@HipkissDesign]

You Wizard, Geoffrey. You Warlock.

[@darkaiel]

He's Amir but he's also a Murph of himself.

[@Comradegundyr]

Y e a h b e c a u s e o f t h e D o g F i g h t i n g

[@calhounrawlings]

I love that these are extensions of JandA.

[@oldsmell]

You wizard. You warlock.

[@anthonys216]

Wow...if there are weird wikipedia pages like this...i'd read all of it, and then some!

[@Bodomi]

You're absolutely fired for this!

[@carterwatson8594]

Geoff and Michael Vick are very similar... they both went to Virginia Tech.

[@furqanbaba5274]

I thought his middle name was Trichael like Michael but with three wheels

[@TheOnlyNorwegian]

A Colosseum of swords

[@markerenberg3439]

That choke hold seemed...friendly

[@B3rz_]

So, Geoff's "buddy" who tried to give him not advice but head... he didn't go by the name "Carrot Slat", did he? And if so did Geoff also get repeatedly punched in the face??

[@0axel078]

Some sriracha with my matcha makes the ladies do the cha-cha! ...I chocolate-rained my bro-in-law! In Bethesda!

[@hazelcoodo4814]

That's saucesome dude.

[@roodolf9879]

What!?

[@docdarlin5491]

The point is, he was bread the whole time!

[@psyduck8025]

so many good quotes in this one

[@Frogfish999]

Amazing how each episode is funnier than the last

[@fdrdevotee]

Anyone hear the car starting at 1:30?

[@mollywkuk]

“So not even the foot ball?” “The HMMMMMM?”

[@Robyboy56]

I love these! 👍

[@munjee2]

How did I just now see this one

[@relic6457]

The glasses make him sooooo much hotter idky

[@stfu1652]

Yea it's like that was an attempt to be more like Amir but all it did I'd make him better looking

[@Mentro140]

You wizard You warlock

[@DoctorX17]

HESS does need help… they’ve forgotten what “truck” means for the HESS trucks. Last year was like, a plush hockey puck or something

[@cheapblazer49]

i love this one

[@Yrenne]

AGGHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS IM TRYING TO HELP

[@jamest4942]

I missed the “dumbass” edit the first time I watched it. Very clever.

[@Craisins]

Yes.

[@bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

Looking for the link to donate to Hess... starting to think it was a goof

[@leorussellmoore3329]

Are we not even going to talk about the fact that he PRINTED OFF A WEB PAGE??

[@docdarlin5491]

I know right? I was like, GET A SCROLL , ffs

[@gerryg2560]

Marty is different in this one. How?

[@MaestroSongg]

that's Saucery

[@Strummie]

Amir got buff.

[@TheArchsage74]

Geoff wearing glasses to channel Amir.

[@vallraffs]

Wikipedia articles don't have "Fun Facts" sections though

[@dexter130013]

Used to play with hella hess trucks solid reference Geoffrey #RIPHARAMBE

[@spodybanjack8800]

I love this

[@chasenorman7709]

They love that "meaning" joke from doobs pt 3

[@aericreates6425]

That's awesome, dart!

[@b3productions974]

That SPUD was a DUD

[@kcalbyrrah]

Thank god I'm finding these now. Its basically Jake and Amir 2.0

[@markii751]

you wizard, you warlock!

[@DeenWimbrow]

That's saucesome dude

[@jman6587]

So Jeff is Amir now?

[@DGray-TFT]

Maybe its just me, but it seems like your audio is a bit low compared to other videos on KZbin. I feel like I always need to plug in speakers to watch your videos. Love the content!

[@HandsUp12100]

My buddy sat me down and gave me...well not advice, it was more like head

[@styrofoamtalk1111]

I just donated a bad amount of money to Hess gas.

[@AwesomeLorenzoBros]

This might be the closest video to Jake and Amir yet!

[@CordaroBlu]

Geoffrey being a dumbass god struggling to understand our reality is one of my favorite ways to justify everything he does

[@Kreb1689]

This is kinda just Jake and Amir only Jake and Geoff, and Geoffs a little dumber. Other than that not a whole lot of difference. Looking forward to Lonely and Horny season 2.

[@Sprightey]

Geoffrey Aaron "Dead or Alive" Trichael James

[@slycooper459]

You put a spud, into a bed

[@ConnorCreed3]

This totally could have been a Jake and Amir episode.

[@munjee2]

Someone discovered jumpcuts

[@felipegonzalez1723]

it absolutely was in a colosseum of sorts

[@bryceh2585]

so they just replaced amir in this video basically uh huh

[@JamScamly]

That's sauce, _um_ , dude.

[@henryrutty9575]

dead or alive? i thought his middle name was trichael!

[@leadspot]

omg that ending xD

[@brettinsky]

Thatsauceome dude

[@Sener]

That's sauce some dude

[@TheMrDowse]

"The DART fucked ME!"

[@unicornevil6913]

that's sauce some dude

[@wowzers1237____]

Amir did something to his hair...

[@aidananderson6466]

This is just jake and Amir

[@ZubinMadon]

A yam is not a potato

[@armandopineiro4022]

I can edit on the go

[@hazelcoodo4814]

Me, I'm more of a yam bed

[@cbelingbeawienar]

So I'm guessing you were never a leader of the gang either?

[@Phazon8058MS]

This has all gone so deep, that they're modifying the weird modified catchphrases they have. "Exactly right" = "Exactly rice" = "Exactly fries".

[@shlannaseibert7590]

SHE & HIM 🤣

[@mmcinerneyy]

hmmm?

[@Operation_FUBAR]

When did Amir get so handsome??? 😍😂

[@docdarlin5491]

He started working out and bought a tanning bed. It was in the first off days.

[@thehammurabichode7994]

"Weird and bad"

[@SeraphsWitness]

Michael Vick paid his debt.

[@geoffwilliams7037]

I'm a dumbass

[@zabba7461]

Super weird.

[@jeremyhill1227]

Wikipooda

[@lemonadeisyum]

Ahhahahahahahaha saucome

[@TheGraphiteCovenant]

I cant find the hess gas link. Unsubscribed

[@sonictonic_]

lol