George Carlin - Time - 1976

Classic George Carlin

[@omairsh8]

The incredible thing about George is how all aspects of his style & delivery evolved over his life. It's like he's a different comedian every decade or so. Genius

[@DavidBrown-cv9vv]

a special person, right there.

[@StarlightTigger]

Welcome to the present, hope you enjoyed your stay.

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

Wow, wrapping a profound, philosophical question into a comedic veil.

[@depaola63]

I am 55 and grew up loving Carlin !! He made us " THINK "

[@chaphenry4732]

Gotta love the comedians of maloobaday :P

[@Atombender]

Lighthearted Carlin is great too.

[@Stop_The_Car]

I think it's because he was more focused on language then.

[@samsignorelli]

@@Stop_The_Car Also because he couldn't be raunchier on a network TV show.

[@robertglenn5398]

Every generation or so, our maker will plant among us a special spirit whose job it is to remind mankind what he could be....our potential...and what we are....Thank you, George for being that particular gift during my lifetime. From the early 70s on, I learned more from you than any college degree could have possibly proscribed.

[@oceanavale3661]

robert glenn Yes F'n Thankyou Mr. Carlin

[@mkay6089]

Maker??? LMAO he was an atheist. There is no maker.

[@immortalsun]

George Carlin definitely did not believe in any maker.

[@prophetdenis8413]

i mean the fact he didnt believe has nothin to do with the question "is there a maker"

[@mikewolfskhal8782]

Pink Floyd of comedy

[@Darkhound_]

In the end he became punk rock

[@Sam-um9nu]

the comment awards graciously presents: 🏆

[@adamnorzagaray2657]

Nobody else can joke about the 4th dimension like Carlin.

[@paul1964uk]

George Carlin.. gone too soon.

[@andreo.7633]

brilliant, man.

[@-limon4ik311]

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[@zohlushka687]

Я думал, я один такой))0)

[@ricjace6755]

о я не один

[@user-by6ue8ew5m]

Сука где русская озвучка?

[@reib3837]

Ебать и я

[@6sfo]

it's the final joke and the physicality of the exit that make this a Piece.

[@kylestubbs8867]

Jiffy: 0.01 seconds Moment: 90 seconds Flash: undefined, let's assume George is right.

[@depaola63]

Classic !!

[@BrBill]

It shouldn't surprise us that we always need to update Flash

[@abasslinelow]

Sometimes I forget that, for most of Carlin's career, he wasn't a 24/7 acerbic firebrand. This is actually really refreshing to watch.

[@KatchRocketman]

I love George's early stuff. This one's especially great.

[@marioiacolucci]

It's funny stuff

[@charlespossenriede4827]

Pure genesis!

[@karenbouachour6994]

i have seen this since I saw it on tv in 1976. I am laughing as much as I did the first time I saw it. so so so funny.

[@MarcusAseth]

This is Light George.

[@rescrel]

Yesterday and today my life has been causing me to say, "I thought I had more time." George Carlin's work is an effective antidepressant for me. I just wish there was more of him on youtube- makes him accessible.

[@julesferrara4051]

Sure do miss George Carlins genius. Brilliant mind.

[@666LDYDETH333]

A Spectacular Wordsmith!!

[@samsignorelli]

A even better version of this routine is in his HBO special where he's wearing a blue one-piece outfit...it also has an updated version of the famous 7 dirty word sketch. It's an absolute masterclass in construction and delivery.

[@slkr99]

Ain't nobody got time fo dat

[@kieronshepherd3002]

he would have had a field day with “You’ve got too much time on your hands”

[@sporeman29]

These are great, thanks!

[@dustyblue2ify]

George the Philosopher Comedian ❣

[@SrikanthSridhara]

Genius!! Thanks for uploading! :-)

[@dexterwaweru8687]

swahili solved the day b4 yesterday problem, its called juzi!

[@nickgavrilis2079]

love shrooming to this guy

[@anasamin8227]

neeek james nice profile pic

[@BobRossKidd]

not a single dislike #goldenstandup

[@andrewnorth170]

17 now!

[@dusandestanovic5884]

Sooner than later.

[@Bronzescorpion]

In Danish we actually have words for the day before yesterday and the day after tomorrow. If one were to try to translate their literal meanings it would be something like "pre-yesterday" and "over-tomorrow".

[@DreamingConcepts]

same in Romanian, in english would sound something like t'otheryesterday ("t'other" being a shorthand for the-other-one) and thentomorrow ("then" being a shorthand for and-then-after)

[@notcat20]

Most slavic languages have those, too.

[@TRafael82]

Same in Dutch.

[@Mafon2]

Nice too now he wasn't always pissed and grumpy.

[@danevitch9196]

If he delivered this piece without being creative or funny, we would call him a philosopher. But because he made such a profound topic funny, we call him a comedian. Strange how that works.

[@CDenic]

This just demonstrates the failure of humanity... ...WHY are we not calling it malubaday?! The day before yesterday is malubaday, goddammit!!

[@tylerhouwman1428]

What an absolute genius

[@Thatguyjack758]

Watching this because of daylight savings

[@flyestnihilist0297]

Ugh Daylight Savings.

[@chickenmanstan]

What's funny is in Mandarin there are actual names for the day before yesterday and the day after tomorrow.

[@TiasAhlgreN]

That's interesting, and fun to know

[@vaclav_fejt]

In Czech too. Literally translated as "Beforeyesterday" and "Aftertomorrow".

[@civotamuaz5781]

In serbian too!

[@barquillodepapel7186]

also in spanish

[@czajkowski2352]

Václav Fejt, Same in Polish :D

[@generalseal6948]

Time is an illusion that helps things make sense therefore we are always living in the present tense it is unforgiving when a good thing ends but you and I will always be back then you and I will always be back then singing will happen happening happened will happen happening happened will happen again and again you and I will always be back then you and I will always be back then

[@DubTee7]

God dammit, so accurate! In Poland actually we have a term for a "day before yesterday". It is called, who could guess, "beforeyesterday" in transcription. Have a good time folks, whenever you are!

[@CLuvTravels]

A mo is a third of a moment, half a mo is a sixth of a moment.......where did you get your drugs George lol

[@mandm7878]

Very smart

[@iansin7722]

i think his 1978 performance of this bit was wayyy better. still great material though!

[@SuperAlfern]

I agree. He probably had time to perfect it.

[@tpstrat14]

this maybe one of the best five minute segments of comedy of all time. Of all time? Well, human beings have been around for over 100,000 years.... so I might’ve jumped the gun there. Still waiting for the archaeologists to confirm once they analyze all the cave drawings, but as far as aurally recorded comedy, yes, i’m pretty confident in my statement. Then again, that’s what, like 100 years? That’s only 1% of 100,000. Hmm... I still say this is up there

[@sherrydeemartin5055]

Who cant relate to this ?!?!

[@G-MONEY1996]

When someone does bug u on what time is it, just give this lecture...

[@calvinpittser2975]

He is so adaptable, he did this as both q comedy skit, and a philosophical argument.

[@ASUR90]

well,its always now,u can check that for yourself

[@mistertwister2000]

I don’t know if this is a popular opinion but I honestly think he was funniest in the 70s-80s, I think his late stuff (while iconic) was less funny and more just cynical

[@joeyruss3933]

Who is the guy who introduced George Carlin at the beginning?

[@nuhachka_bebr_228]

Он ведь в конце буквально говорит про позавчера

[@vieshs777]

Am I the only one who finds a light irony here? What time is it> There is no time! ...while "It' s time for George". Sadly it actually was, but for me there will always be time for George. Re watching bunch of his stand-up shit through my pc stuff.

[@o2enjoyer]

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[@andrepoiy1199]

Can someone explain the tick and tock joke?

[@DC_Prox]

There's not much more than the surface joke, this is an example of "absurdism" that he sometimes engaged it. A mechanical timepiece like a wristwatch goes "tick tock", and he's claiming that the tocks are killing us. Obviously there's no way to stop a timepiece from going "tick" and there's no way the tocks are harming us, it's all just silly. I think it feels like there should be more, because "tick" has a few different meanings, and "tocks" sounds like "talks", so you half-expect a pun, but try as I might I couldn't find one in there.

[@randylahey8153]

third dose for covid19...isnt this sound sporty to U...third dose ^^ :P xD