Ghosted By My Dream Girl (w/ Garrick Bernard) | Perfect Person Ep. 16

[@Erica82411]

Wait but first we need to double check if he has a girlfriend and not condone and normalize cheating….

[@PerfectPerson]

Cheating is lame as hell to be clear, but I think saying hi to someone you have a crush on in class is like, reaaaaaally ultimately fine, and the likelihood that a freshman long distance college relationship will end before winter break is pretty huge. If she stays classy, waits her turn, and says whattup to him in class??? uh oh, spring semester rolls around, this guy is newly single, and LOVE blooms in spring.

[@Erica82411]

@@PerfectPerson true true because after all the best relationships start from friendships (not coworkers).

[@htlmn98]

@@PerfectPerson I respect that you clarified this Miles (even though I assumed this would be what you meant) ..while listening I was definitely thinking the same as Erica

[@andreamendoza7613]

“When anyone disagrees w me…they’re wrong” just my two Virgo kings preaching our Virgo truth

[@andreamendoza7613]

“I’ll never say I’m a therapist BC IM BETTER THAN A THERAPIST” ♍️

[@findparadise]

virgo supremacy rise up

[@kiahgreer6483]

I was thinking in my head this is giving very much Virgo 😅

[@madisonmatthews4439]

“Perfection is just a call away” freaking cash the check Miles certified banger

[@tofuteh2348]

Perfect person guest wishlist 1. Any of the previous guests returning 2. Keith and/or becky hamburg 3. Rachel 4. Mile's parents (to test exactly how perfect his advice is) 5. An actual therapist (to test if he really is better than one)

[@averyelizabeth1852]

Hamburg 😂 It’s habersberger ❤️

[@stephanieshanonn366]

I second this guest request wish list 🤟

[@julians4094]

adding Kwesi to this wishlist 🤩

[@lecepyt]

Zach & Maggie, too, since they’re pretty perfect 🤗

[@anachavez8257]

I, a fully licensed therapist, sign up as tribute!

[@courtneyfournier8778]

Me with my English Muffin egg sandwich excited to start the podcast: 😀 Me one minute in: ☹️

[@anonymixx8106]

Wow same lol solidarity 😂❤

[@jasmyneeee]

was not expecting garrick to be a guest but i’m so happy he is! the record scratch moments have me cackling & i’m only 2 minutes in 💀

[@jamhorne]

As a graphic designer, please please please do not make logos in Photoshop. Photoshop is meant for photography. Vector art, like logos, should be made in Illustrator. Or if you make them in Photoshop, convert them into vector art in Illustrator. Stay perfect, yall. ❤️

[@carlijayne7]

absolutely

[@totallybionic123]

“Perfection is just a call away” is the perfect sign off! 10/10 don’t change a thing

[@maddynye]

i’m watching this on the subway laughing out loud looking CRAZY bc of these record scratches 😂😩

[@stephaniegibbons4841]

"Follow the breadcrumbs of your passions, and you're gonna get a little loaf." This needs to be on merch, and you can't convince me otherwise. 🍞

[@TheShauNanigans]

Or just a loaf of bread and the shirt reads "Loaf of Passions" and only the fans will get it.

[@alexdv9960]

my headcanon is that Kate and Danny are currently performing a Lizzo duet. Kate on the flute, Danny with his pipes 😂

[@harleyharris607]

Literally what I was picturing the whole time they were talking to her 😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Miles with his impeccable comic timing with that Record Scratching. STANDING OVATION 👏🏽

[@magnoliadevore7143]

ok this is silly, but knowing Garrick writes for solar opposites is so great. thats what my brother and i watch on wash day while i twist his hair

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Garrick started the podcast and chose violence against English Muffins lol

[@TheShauNanigans]

And then doubling down on the hilarious assumption that English people don't have actual muffins. 🤣

[@eliodoherty846]

Garrick gave solid gold advice all the way through

[@ES.Evergreen]

"This is a crock pot, not a pressure cooker" should be a bumper sticker 😁

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Garrick is FINALLY HERE! Yay! Do check him out on ‘Guilty Pleasures’ if you haven’t. Also, shoutout to Sequoia for being fabulous 👏🏽

[@chloerene7858]

This has quickly become my favorite podcast. Miles always brings the energy!

[@heyummrandommuch]

best lighting Garrick has ever gotten, love this podcast even more. also Garrick is so fine wow. literally panicked when i didn't hear the intro music immediately, please never change it it pumps me TF up

[@TheShauNanigans]

He has to include the company in the beginning, so that will be how the podcast starts before the theme music.

[@polarberin]

He's lit so well! I never noticed he had tattoos on guilty pleasures!

[@eunhaslover]

GARRICK? oh my god. dreams do come true

[@theguardiangirl]

Not garrick and miles making me feel called out about having low self esteem while giving advice to someone else😂 but now I am more perfect by learning this

[@arinakhambari5864]

SAVUCCI?! The ultimate hype duo! Loving the energy guys ❤

[@alexikleiin]

I love Solar Opposites and Lower Decks and had no idea Garrick worked on them - I swear everyone associated with Miles and the new Try Guys are the coolest people

[@nickiebaker]

Obsessed with ‘new Try Guys’

[@SarahTheSassy71]

PLEASE bring Garrick back!!! This was truly a DYNAMIC DUO ❤️

[@sydneythiebaut]

This Garrick energy is unmatched

[@scrystal28]

I involuntarily yelped in excitement when I saw Garrett was the guest. Only because I’m sure y’all are great together!!

[@madisonbrookens6285]

First caller should def get into UX/UI design and become a Product Designer! Has all the elements of research, planning, design, etc 👍🏼

[@Wincingatwindmills]

Also a Brit chiming in - we have muffins! But we just call them muffins lol

[@jennastanley9398]

No offense, half the time I don't even hear what he's saying because I'm doing other stuff when listening to the podcasts but Garrick's voice is randomly so comforting. Mans is just chill as hell

[@karebear5118]

Not me constantly refreshing my subscriptions page to see when this posts 👀

[@Wincingatwindmills]

The crossover the world needed to heal ❤️

[@jennyhatton1114]

Damnit, Garrick! I am bawling. The “I hope you’re proud” 😭😭😭 I felt it in my soul.

[@alexdv9960]

I usually wait until my work commute to listen, but Garrick is here so I couldn't resist 🙈

[@coffeeandpandulce]

I love Garrick! Since buzzfeed and now in his new tv show ❤

[@graceweber1265]

Garrick is so honest and funny what a good perfect person💕

[@Wingardiumlevio_sarah]

“This is a crockpot not a pressure cooker situation” BLEW MY MIND 🤯and I’m going to use that forever and always😂😅#millenialanxiety

[@_previously]

We love Gerrick! I want to see him on the pod more, I think him and Miles have such a sweet and goofy dynamic and they definitely bounce off of each other’s advice we’ll. Thanks for the mid-week pick-up! I always listen to the pod on Wednesdays before work and it really helps with getting me into a good mood. I can’t wait for next weeks episode!

[@savanthebanan]

Yoooo my boy Garrick!!! Came for Miles, but the guests lately have been amazing and it makes this podcast that much better

[@Somethingcorporate99]

Hiya, British baker here, Biscuits and scones are similar but not the same, scones tend to be a lot drier than American biscuits. American style cookies are something we have and are compared to English style biscuits however English biscuits don't usually contain egg. But this is all to say that yes we do have muffins...

[@katiex3171]

garricks here AND in person this is crazy

[@herb_rolls]

Definitely agree with Miles on the first caller. Literally draw fanart of your favourite people, draw something unique for a show you like. Don't worry about your following, it will come naturally. This is coming from someone who was a freelancer, you don't want the way the influence pipeline takes you.

[@emilyf4178]

I have so much love for both of you so this really makes me happy. Tell Garrick I want an animation podcast 😡

[@MmeViper]

Miles making Garrick laugh is the best thing ever lmao

[@itsme_taylorlee]

What a delightful surprise! Always love seeing more Garrick ♥️ He’s such a joy to listen to.

[@amberharris6145]

Me, a 33 yo woman who would never ever call into something like this: ‘actually yeah wonder what they’d think about my friend problem’ lol

[@inacityalone]

ohh the thing garrick says about taking the pressure off crushes...man i wish i had y'all while i was in college 🤣

[@rachelmulgrew276]

Garrick seems like such a nice human. He sounds so emotionally intelligent and just an angel of a person

[@Heydoesanybodywannalaugh]

I’ve been watching this from day 1, and I want to say I love the couch!!! It reminds me of a 70+-year old couch with the wood accents and claw feet that we have in our family cabin. ❤

[@LycaMina]

Garrick is the most amazing human being with the most beautiful mind. I love love love listening to you Garrick!!❤

[@ashleighmack9318]

wait i randomly decided to watch one episode with kelsey and now im on my 5th….. who knew i needed so much advice ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@pricerowland]

This show is so delightful and charming which makes sense because it's two perfect people talking

[@ssuuzziiee]

First caller! You could be a designer/curator for homes! Design the homes digitally, do your research to find those special pieces and DIY the rest!

[@missg8183]

I always wanted to know more about Garrick, so glad you had him as a guest! ❤

[@marie-christinelord6433]

Currently listening to the Perfect Person Pod in my tiny Fiat 500, through a creepy foggy road in rural France, driving past cows and horses and laughing my ass off. What a time to be alive!

[@ambriaashley3383]

Oh no Garrick, your homecoming story struck home! 😭😭 If I was there, I would have danced with you ❤️ 💃🏾

[@christomas7948]

Oh man, I was SO PSYCHED when I saw Garrick was this week’s guest. We need more Garrick! Absolutely LOVE this duo! Thanks for all the laughs, guys.

[@hurricanerica]

I love the podcast, I've binged all the episodes you've put out so far! I'm really into gaming and would love to hear you speak more about it or the games you play!

[@gottobemikkin]

I was gonna call but I had a midterm and assignment due. I love Garrick I’m so rotted rn

[@Secrets4theMad]

please have garrick on again, love him so much!!!

[@madisongirolamo6064]

Amazing podcast episode, love Garrick! Terrible advice on the second call lmao, if we're being serious for a second, NEVER be friends with someone just so you can date them after they break up with their current partner it's so wildly disrespectful and a ***terrible*** way to start a relationship

[@JadynZip]

i really loved the ending segment today. i think about 13 yr old me a lot and i do often think about how proud she would be of how far i’ve already come

[@ofthenearfuture]

To what Garrick said... Comparison is the thief of joy!

[@shelbyemig]

Ahhhh I love Garrick! His video calls have been so delayed on guilty pleasures lately, I'm happy to hear his full thoughts. I like when you're there though, so don't stop zooming in when you can't make it lol

[@rachelwatkins7608]

To add to the advice for the first caller (as a licensed Interior Designer 🤗) - if you are interested in pursuing a career in research related to the psychology of built environments, a lot of major architectural firms in the US have research departments that focus on that type of work. Being a professional Interior Designer requires a 4-year degree from an accredited program, but your educational background would easily lend itself to a role in that type of research and development work! That type of role may also help you determine if you want to transition into the design field while being transferable if you do continue a research position in an entirely different field.

[@floralvarezr]

This pod just makes me so happy

[@sierra6770]

Respectfully Garrick is so fine, whenever I see him in the thumbnail, I click.😭 the tattoos, the skin, the smile, the beard wheeeew

[@minijoebroccoli]

There should be an update episode every once in a while where people call back in and give an update on their situation.

[@candicemarie3386]

Watching this podcast is my treat for when I finish work.

[@miss_ayla]

I love how positive the advice is, Miles, and the guests. All around positive vibes and I love it.

[@kiahgreer6483]

I did not know Garric was a writer for Solar Opposites! I love that show!

[@ATrace-pn6wx]

For the caller interested in interior design, legally you have to be licensed to call yourself a designer. If not you need to market yourself as a decorator.

[@imbomi7845]

To note though interior design vs. interior decorating is different in educational specifics.

[@wankersx]

this is now 100% my favorite show to listen to while I work

[@NguyenUX]

FIRST CALLER!!!!! LOOK INTO UX DESIGNER!!! You have everything it takes to be one!

[@jessicalynn2437]

Stay golden pony boy, you’re making straight magic here lol ❤

[@-streaminadream-5356]

15:50 wow i love you guys that’s so nice to hear

[@szmbff101]

nailed the sign-off miles!

[@erikamassie5788]

Garrick is my favorite guest!

[@Queen_Ati]

it’s mfkin PERFECT PERSON WEDNESDAY. someone grab a mop. okay so earlier, I was being a little thirsty asking someone to grab a mop, now i need a mop because i’m crying at little 13 yr me in the backseat & im trying to keep her safe. i was NOT prepared.

[@Margar02]

In England, and English muffin is a Crumpet. But crumpets are still a bit different than an english muffin in America.

[@atomkath]

Highlight of my day! EDIT: I wish I had this pod when I was in 1st year of varsity. Y’all would’ve saved me from some dumb-ass decisions. Damn.

[@donywahlberg]

The homecoming story is so on brand for teenage years. Senior year I fell for a girl who had a boyfriend and told me she liked me more and would dump him. We got all the way to buying our prom clothes when she decided she liked him more and got back together, but still wanted to go to prom...

[@__iTimmayy]

I didn't even realize he was part of Solar Opposites' writing team. I started watching that not too long ago. It's quite goofy, but I got distracted by other shows that my low attention span wanted to rewatch because I memorized most episodes xD I should get back to where I left off! I love what Garrick said regarding his 13-year-old self. It was very beautifully put and I think that's something I'll remind myself with every time I feel like things are slipping. Miles, you've done it again. Wonderful podcast, I absolutely loved it and love the advice you and your guest hosts share with your callers and us. Can't wait for the next pod! :)

[@laneland]

I know this is a year old but as a flute major with voice major boyfriend, I’m rooting for you girl

[@kendramangan]

I missed the intro music because my KZbin was on autoplay and I was down the hall, so I HAD to go back. So funky!

[@maddynye]

kinda wondering now if i should get a tramp stamp of “it’s a crockpot, not a pressure cooker”

[@mei-nc2sn]

Becky on the pod WHEN??? Her advice is amazing and I LOVE the becky + miles chemistry!

[@mythicalcello17]

The threats in the first 40 seconds 😭😭

[@mood_ring13]

Literally eating an egg sandwich on an english muffin when I started this podcast. I was not expecting the attack. 😂

[@stephanieshanonn366]

Thanks for the laughs ❤ from Montreal

[@awakeinthedream1111]

Really enjoy the podcast 💗

[@thegayathrikable]

Brit here. My only experience of eating "English Muffins" are the McMuffins at McDonalds.

[@tiaatv1]

To the first person who called in I recommend looking into UX design combines psychology research and art got me into this field, don’t need a degree either!

[@maddynye]

garrick being anti-english muffins checks out

[@muniraaa]

Ok I did my undergrad and masters in psychology, but I'm an artist and I really want a degree in fine arts cause I love learning and psychology doesn't feel like my calling anymore, and I'm currently doing a part time graphic design job with no actual graphic design experience or education, that first call was like... is this me. 😂 Advice really helped for sure!

[@rhoram]

Would Garrick eat them thou if we called them freedom muffins ?!

[@Firegurl8000l]

garrick is just the best

[@dag__hag]

I don’t usually watch Guilty Pleasures cause I wish there were reference film clips (otherwise I feel the need to watch the movie and my ADHD self will not), but omg I love Garrick in this setting. Like, he always seems great but now I *see him* y’know. Good vibe this episode.

[@TheShauNanigans]

Yeah. I only listen if it is a movie I have already seen or if I know I don't care enough to ever watch the movie, so I'm fine with their funny takes/synopsis.

[@walliss09]

My Wednesday is made. 🙌

[@nicolawiekamp5559]

I'm sorry? "writer on Solar Opposites" Fucking sicck i'm gooblering!