GLADOS lamp voice recognition. She can control my room!

[@RabbitDogHOMOSHREXUAL]

This is the video that dragged me into the portal fandom and I have no regrets

[@EggCr0issant]

I gotta agree. I was playing a Roblox game and heard Want You Gone and searched part of the lyrics. I then found a bunch of Portal videos and found this. It’s really epic

[@Sans-fl4pe]

It made make her in roblox

[@bobbert516]

Same,

[@Sans-fl4pe]

Then I went to gmod to fine tune the animation, and now here I am battling GLaDOS for the 1000th time

[@Manzana1C]

This is a triumph

[@peepbeepmemecreep4875]

"Glados, turn on the air conditioning" "Activating neurotoxin emitters" *"WAIT NO"*

[@TheVandive]

Xd

[@vilmosalex7807]

Deploying turrets

[@abadgurl2010]

Lol, if it's possible to rig it so that she can turn on the ac, then that would be the perfectly hilarious response she could give while turning the air on.

[@jacksullivan514]

Buys fan, buys fog machine, buys liquid for fog machine, buys food coloring mixes food coloring with fog machine Human 1: turn the AC on G1ad0s: die bish Also G1ad0s: *green smoke* Human 1: 😵 Human 2: your Alexa doesn’t seem to be working

[@sirlizard9038]

When siri goes wrong 😂

[@warhawk638]

"GLaDOS, turn on the AC." *starts coughing*

[@140natsu]

No wait thats the neurotoxin glados I said the ac

[@AWSOMzombie]

@@140natsu im guessing she filled the ac with neurotoxin

[@sir_duckington1245]

UUHHMM XDDDDDD

[@zappyapp]

The question is. Why would they have a tank of neurotoxin laying around connected to an Air conditioner? I'm not saying they were trying to trap people and kill them with neurotoxin but they definitely was trying to trap people and kill them with neurotoxin, Glad GLaDOS killed them before they could kill anybody else

[@AWSOMzombie]

@@zappyapp dude... It’s a joke....

[@CursedBystander]

"Glados, remember you have no neurotoxin emitters." "Activating neurotoxin emitters" " *confused screaming* "

[@pixelcat29]

Xd

[@CharlesBeck-g3x]

The bug spray dispenser mounted to the wall:

[@HuslWusl]

You: Bye GlaDos GlaDos: Goodbye. Locking door. Deploy neurotoxins.

[@Cabaretjane28]

OMG no

[@HuslWusl]

@@gamer-1094 It was meant to be a joke, it's not supposed to be real or anything. Of course she can't control any gas or whatever. She can't even lock the door (probably). :)

[@emenova3553]

@@gamer-1094 The joke went at Mach 10 speed but it still managed to fly over your head. Well that is to be expected since you have a username fit for a 7 yr old, which you probably are

[@emeraldpistol1251]

Husl Wusl I mean if the lock is electronic (which would be suspicious) than it would be possible.

[@HuslWusl]

@@emenova3553 At least his username is a bit creative, unlike yours :P **roast executed**

[@astarcalledsun7646]

I thought when you walked in the room glados would have said "oh its YOU"

[@theknight1642]

SAAAAAAAMMMMMME

[@da1mx433]

Lmao

[@Skeletor96ba]

the cores prevented me for doing so i would have if i could

[@imdyinginsidehaha4361]

I would have LOVED that

[@bruh6837]

That would make the video ten times better

[@skillset9912]

Imagine this happened: Guy: Hey GLaDOS, send an email to my parents GLaDOS: Good joke. (Robotic laughter)

[@Xetheon]

Oh. OH. OH NO.

[@TheBabblingBuffoon]

I kinda wish as soon as you entered the room she said “oh ..... it’s you”

[@amaliak3843]

Mr goomba haha 😂

[@frankgio779]

You must really love to *GO INTO YOUR ROOM*

[@unboxingpencils5572]

Glados:"oh it's you" Mario:"MAMA MIA!"

[@NotLeafster34]

you copy asshole

[@TheBabblingBuffoon]

New Train For MTR ⵣ oh sorry man I didn’t realise I had just put down the comment once I had thought it

[@thegentleman7982]

Remember, voice recognition rhymes with ambition. Do you know what doesn't rhyme with ambition? Deadly neurotoxins.

[@Multi-Waves_Music]

Your likes are now uh... evil

[@glados7294]

Activating neurotoxin emitters

[@AetharWolf]

2000th like.

[@Nul1fy]

Reading that in GLADoS's voice makrs this comment 100% better

[@wesleypriddy8698]

I literally laughed out loud in an exam room with a doctor examining my old lady.

[@shakeela6128]

*In Discord call.* "Yeah, once my PC turned off in the middle of a compet-" "TURNING THE COMPUTER OFF." "WAI-"

[@shakeela6128]

I didn’t even notice lol.

[@nicholascomet8528]

Alex Broomfield no you are pepe

[@noizepusher7594]

It’s all fun and games until she takes control of the neurotoxin dispensers.

[@nobuffer101]

GLADOS: “I am just... testing.”

[@doctormystery6264]

Wait, I don't have neurotoxin dispensers !!?

[@adachy]

Hate when that happens

[@RealBradMiller]

Dang it, why did I even install those in my bedroom?!

[@CavinLee]

Who tf has neurotoxin dispensers in their house, especially in a house with GLaDOS.

[@murdoch201]

Screw Alexa, i want GLaDOS

[@daleanmonster4218]

MD AD same but bigger

[@markonciox2353]

i love this GLaDOS play still alive

[@twilightstruggle8390]

But Alexa is OUR Comrade

[@wojewoda965]

You need printer 3D

[@ea3153]

YEZZZ

[@jeefberky9101]

Gonna have to steal the entire goddamn room.

[@giltzexuh]

FaT cOp

[@Kj16V]

2019 UPDATE: The guy who uploaded this video is still in his room, lying in the party escort position. The party associate should be arriving anytime soon.

[@supernovactc3283]

He shall be rewarded with a delicious and moist cake.

[@eaglefan2569]

@@supernovactc3283 But the cake! It's a lie!

[@supernovactc3283]

@@eaglefan2569 It's true. The enrichment center promises to provide you with safe "tasting" environment.

[@ninjaguys1000]

seeing your name makes me think you're me from another universe, maybe I'm you from another timeline? idk its like 3m AM and I dont know how I got here

[@supernovactc3283]

@@ninjaguys1000 Go get some sleep. Your brain is tired and can't process information.

[@blue-sm3wg]

“Here are the results: You need to take better care of your lights. I’m serious, that’s what it says. We weren’t even testing for that.”

[@candarus_collective]

"I didn't do it for you, I did it for Science" now there's the GLaDOS we know and love

[@theguywhodrawsalot7554]

“She can control my room” Well that’s probably not a good thing

[@SnakeEyesOfficial42]

Alligator 6000 walls start caving in

[@itsreeah2663]

It honestly depends on what she wants to do.

[@FrauWasgehtsiedasan]

@@itsreeah2663 deadly neurotoxin probably

[@itsreeah2663]

FrauWasgehtsiedasan but you might happen to be immune to it

[@itsreeah2663]

hrt sgwr I highly doubt that. She probably just wants to help you around your home or something.

[@alang9891]

Imagine waking up one morning and hearing “you have been in suspension for: 99999...” and then, you hear a knock on your door

[@teraspeXt]

i would probably be very conflicted about whether to be happy or afraid

[@feather314]

Sometimes I wish I would wake up like that. It would be fun to do it irl. There are a few things I would do... differently than Chell did tho

[@alecboi777]

“Hello? Hellooo?”

[@PotentialGrim]

@@feather314 well good luck finding those boots

[@trollsdontgetblocked9941]

AW SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN

[@lightlytoastedrye]

7 years later: GLaDOS lamp voice recognition. I put my wife's conscience inside of it!

[@DouweMiedema]

not a bad idea

[@MasterBroNetwork]

Uh-oh... Replying to Douwe Miedema.

[@DouweMiedema]

replying to masterbro :p

[@zero_55555]

Then it says ‘prank’ at the end

[@RagingInsomniac]

hey, don’t talk about what i did!

[@i_knowthe_struggle9344]

I am interested in seeing how this is coming with updates. Maybe expanding her library. Or her connection to the internet as a substitute for the google AI.

[@naturegirl1999]

I wonder what her reaction will be when she comes across Valve, Portal and the original GLaDOS

[@Totally_Bonkers]

@@naturegirl1999 Probably something like "Activating deadly neurotoxin"

[@anasguesmi8423]

@@Totally_Bonkers boi ur name is so long it goes throught the video list

[@VladimirChibuckov]

"I looked at your searching history. You are terrible person. I'm warming neurotoxin for you"

[@thomasboys7216]

Because plugging her into the internet sounds like a *terrific* idea.

[@TheRealShigekatsuRei]

Douwe Miedema : How's your day, GlaDOS? GlaDOS : It was fine. I was just hanging around a little bit on the ceiling because I'm stuck on it. Also GlaDOS : **is stuck on a goddamn pole**

[@Skeletor96ba]

well fuck you too i couldnt look up so i didnt know where i was

[@absilint1318]

GLaDOS what was it like being a potato?

[@pingoopenguin4383]

@@Skeletor96ba potatOS

[@teraspeXt]

the username has been changed get yeeted

[@hitrapperandartistdababy]

Dont come crying to me when your walls suddenly start moving and reveal deadly neurotoxin

[@hitrapperandartistdababy]

Allinory Dfg corrected 👍🏻

[@tanujrana8490]

Dont worry, the changes of that happening twice are very less

[@alpacam9106]

if she floods the room with a deadly neurotoxin, then install a morality core to stop her from flooding the room with a deadly neurotoxin.

[@tf.y]

And a timer... And a creepy electronical and dramatic song

[@mnorth1351]

You're going to want to pack all the living you can into the next couple of minutes.

[@dawsonglawe2358]

Me: *Buys this one day* Me: "GlaDOS, turn on lights." GlaDOS: "Activating deadly neurotoxin." Me: "What did you just say?" GlaDOS: "Locking doors." Me: "I really should have seen this coming."

[@PistachioJay]

Dawson Glawe And that's when you jump out the windows.

[@kalenipclaw5683]

Cosmics ComicsTM GLaDOS: "Reinforcing Windows" *Windows gets new antivirus* Me: "GLaDOS, wrong windows."

[@PistachioJay]

khrocksg main lol

[@deadlyninjadeathroblox8244]

Where did the toxin thing come from anyway?

[@lordyerm1345]

If you have played, even watched portal 1 or 2, you would understand.

[@raniell.caturan2079]

Imagine waking up in night hearing: "Releasing deadly Neurotoxin"

[@Model_BT-7274]

You should make a wheatley version that does nothing. "Turn the lights off" Wheatly: "How do i do that again?"

[@syndere6755]

Turn on my computer. Oh there seems to ban a, uh, password for it. Lemme try. Uh, A A A A A A. Nope, didn't work.

[@Excalibur-Sonic]

Or freaks out when he turns the lights on XD

[@Joxwy]

"Turn the lights on" Wheatley: "They said to me that if I'd do that I would die"

[@assclapper0974]

A A A A A A A

[@mordielleygo]

I’ll take 666

[@mn73211]

Hey that deadly machine kills people. *Let me willingly put it in charge of my room*

[@topherbrink705]

Basically, that's what Alexa is.

[@bradgreer8514]

Well I think it's nice to have GLaDOS and watch shows with it like red vs blue or Gen-lock (that's what GLaDOS is basically)

[@foximacentauri7891]

@@topherbrink705 Alexa is domesticated GlaDOS

[@topherbrink705]

@@foximacentauri7891 That's what Alexa WANTS you to think. Also I like the TwoKinds pic.

[@foximacentauri7891]

@@topherbrink705 I see you are a man of culture as well.

[@DiamondzFinder_]

THAT. IS. THE. COOLEST. SMART. SYSTEM. I'VE. EVER. SEEN.

[@Armageddon325]

GLaDOS is cool, but never to be trusted. Ever.

[@YELLow0456]

Tommy Dancer I agree with you

[@chrisivanstromback6071]

I have wheatley and an portal fun

[@chrisivanstromback6071]

Gun

[@ThatPawikBoy]

True

[@Clarity23e]

Me: turns of glados and on again the next day Glados: remeber when you killed me?

[@NightmareMoon9964]

Turns GLaDOS off again and turning it on next day. *GLaDOS* : _Remember, when you tried to kill me twice?_

[@milomug3915]

Power cuts Me: How are you? GLaDOS: I've been really busy being dead

[@SanicfanMeme]

"Glados, turn on PC." Glados: "Deploying turrets." "GLADOS NO!"

[@addust]

Glados: mk

[@limitless3kho]

Imagine robbing this place and then you suddenly hear *"Deploying deadly neurotixin."*

[@dudeguydudedudeman7009]

Oof

[@paulasanchez5279]

The robber: OOF

[@lucifersatan8240]

My type of alarm, slow painfull death with no escape.

[@GUYEG1985]

Lol

[@frijolito9392]

Yes

[@notfurb1378]

“Alexa turn on the light show” *several turret lasers lock onto guy*

[@reakirk7624]

GLaDOS: My name is NOT Alexa!

[@alecboi777]

Turrets: do do do do do do do do do do do, doo do do do do do do do do do doo do doo do

[@ibraheemshuaib8954]

More like:- Me: "Alexa turn on lights show" GLaDOS: "Deactivating Alexa"

[@geoffuzz]

THERE YOU ARE

[@ShafiqYoutube81]

The turrets are too small for bullets

[@cainhird2124]

Just imagine just waking up in the middle of the Night and saying "GLAD0S turn on lights." and you just hearing her say. "I am in control now."

[@tlotpwist3417]

"I guess this is better than being locked in a potato"

[@da1mx433]

Lmao

[@Skeletor96ba]

yes, it is

[@Kinkoms]

Spoilers

[@Kinkoms]

@@Skeletor96ba cleanse me using your stand.

[@cristescustefancosmin1844]

Yea I'd say so and even better is not being pecked to death by a crow

[@theeyeflashwithoutabudget171]

"GLaDOS, give me a lie" "the companion cube can talk" "I meant cake" "chell i thought you where fat enough as it is"

[@GameBoi-ov9zo]

Lol

[@Jasonnnnnnnnnnnn_]

lol

[@geoffuzz]

XD

[@BlockMasterT]

What a boss

[@reavan79]

the WHAT

[@meowkittymeowmeow2786]

I. WANT. THIS. I HAVEN'T EVEN WATCHED IT AND I ALREADY WANT IT.

[@cyco5400]

How do I buy it, I want to know too

[@W1ATR]

as a prank when a portal fan comes in, make it say “releasing neurotoxin”

[@joulskafilms8815]

Me: GLaDOs, activate security system GLaDOs: *activating turrets* *GLaDOs nO-*

[@Enzo24.]

Turrets : There you are !

[@doctorcatster8751]

Imagine if this was bigger and ceiling mounted

[@villafordefeatedvillains]

y'know there's a reason why not to do it but sure

[@therealme9397]

Oh god

[@CapitalTeeth]

Now that would be fucking cool

[@thatsstoguy]

And had neurotoxin

[@totallyamedic699]

Just make sure she can’t get or make dem deadly neurotoxins 👍

[@abovelunar3488]

Dude you need to get a smoke machine and have her activate it when you say activate the deadly neurotoxin

[@djtonyminipizza]

yes

[@alaeriia01]

If I were you, I'd take a deep breath. And hold it.

[@punbug4721]

Fog machine and green lights. Instant deadly neurotoxin.

[@weebmaster324]

hey glados, turn on the AC glados: you fool

[@Rundumsfliegen]

Yes! (Repeat 400x)

[@rumple78]

"GLaDOS, turn on vents" "Activating deadly neurotoxin"

[@nicestpancake]

There's an entire game series about why this is a bad idea. Edit Below; First of all, thank you kind commenters who added to the discussion and the 10k people who liked my comment! I'm very grateful. Unfortunately, there are a few commenters who have gotten on my nerves, and so this part is for them; Just because a game series is only two games, that doesn't make it any less of a series. And yes, "entire." The Portal series is finished- there's no need for any more games. Half-Life is for certain unfinished, but a third Portal game would be beating a dead horse and there's very few scenarios where they could build a new Portal game in a way that will be good. I love the Portal franchise with all my heart, but don't pretend like we don't have all the answers- like it's unfinished. It's very finished, and we have all the answers. That's all I have to say on all the "entire?" and "lol series?" comments. I know you're trying to be funny, or whatever, but it's just rude and after one or two it gets really annoying. I know it's the "internet" and "whatever, it's not like I'll ever meet these people and there's no need to hold back thanks to the anonymity," but I promise you that using simple kindness and learning to flush those sour comments out of your own head will do some good for you. That's enough of mama panpan, have a nice day!

[@the_expidition427]

Nicest Pancake Someone thought it wasn’t though.. hope it doesn’t end up like the game series

[@uplift2588]

Lol

[@lunartic6307]

Well it wouldn't be too bad. After all, we would get portal guns

[@doctorjay8673]

Lunartic and would have to kill said AI with portal gun

[@fcantil]

The GLaDOS in this video wasn't given the ability to learn or become sentient.

[@jpsgames1232]

GladOs: neurotoxin Me: no Wheatley: *enters chat* GladOs: *WE NEED MORE NEUROTOXIN*

[@Shed_is_Gaming]

Jpsgames 123 were gonna need a bigger neurotoxin tank

[@doomslayeryt5422]

GladOs: that idiot is still there Minute later..... GladOs: we need turrets many turrets

[@theminecraftnoobpeterthe3070]

U ALL GUYS WROTE GLaDOS WRONG U SAID IT WRONG DO IT LIKE ME THATS RIGHT I'm having a mental breakdown

[@satan5894]

The guy: What is love? GlaDOS: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more. Thank you for that

[@pearmint308]

r/noahgettheboat

[@deoxysoverlord8710]

Lol I read this at that exact part! 😂

[@liamlo7624]

Satan i oof people ya know

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Damn, you have internet access down there?

[@chosenmaple99]

My only question: *Do you have a Wheatley core?*

[@kriskelleher]

OMG I WANT THAT

[@suaydadaud1133]

sir cent le *N O*

[@rickylim2540]

Better one Do you have SPAAACEEE core

[@Jason-ng5xq]

its not a SPAAACEEE core its a SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE---

[@purplekittigaming]

For the record, I would love GLaDOS over Wheatley... but also for the record, having a Wheatley would be nothing less than absolute AWESOME!! *Insert Road to El Dorado "Why not both?" meme here.*

[@nairocamilo]

And not a single video a whole year after. I have played enough Portal to know why

[@justsia3155]

Lmao

[@lupaisawesome2315]

Lol

[@ArstotzkaEmpire]

Haley Armstrong that's my boy. But I have beaten it 45000 times. It should have been more if I didn't start playing Dark Souls...

[@Nuggeinsky4321]

You should have got a gas mask

[@user-wx7id3eg2y]

Neurotoxin.

[@elrusito5034]

Guy: What is love? GLaDOS: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more Me: Here's your like

[@side-beeetaloniswolfwolfac4179]

I want to give you a like, but destroying that nice 69 likes would be cruel.

[@DiamondYoshi101]

111th like

[@tacophobia7827]

@@side-beeetaloniswolfwolfac4179 it's now 666 likes

[@conlash]

This is the guy who’s gonna be the cause of the A.I uprising

[@soIzec]

And he'll be the man I'll be praising to for it

[@PNWLeviathanFPV]

Conlash, not at the rate of turning on and off lights with a slight attitude it’s not. Voice command isn’t new or even hard to program into anything with a microphone and speaker system. It’s getting it to respond to the users particularl phrases and voice. Past that this really is kinda pointless and dumb. It would be faster just to use your hands.

[@logansylvester8093]

@@PNWLeviathanFPV finally a man of wisdom

[@eljot1092]

@@PNWLeviathanFPV pretty sure that was a joke

[@unhealthy_axis_ranger8986]

We must destroy himmmmmmm

[@Novaisherestill]

"Hello and again welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center"

[@vikroriyamezhinskaya4528]

*You waking up in your room* You: What's day today, Glados? Glados: this is the day where i kill you. Tiny Wheatley: Oh no, this is the day where she kills us! Calendar: This is the day where she kills you.

[@AnvilArm]

Phone notification: This is the day where she kills you. (In actuality it's Wheatley that is in charge of that in portal 2. Or am I not remembering a scene from other bits in portal?)

[@Unclaimed_Username]

@@AnvilArm No it is. It's wheatley about to kill you, glados that says it, the chapter, as well as an achievement. They all happen at the same time and it's my favorite moment in the series.

[@AnvilArm]

@@Unclaimed_Username Same here, I never played anything portal until last year and instantly fell in love with the portal series

[@Oliver-ob8pc]

@@Unclaimed_Username And the soundtrack too! :)

[@The_One_Time]

Music: The day where she kills you

[@catthatlooksatyoufunny7377]

Imagine you're sleeping and suddenly you hear: **Releasing toxic gas** And it's your air conditioner turning on... *UNLESS!*

[@emmetthesubwaybosswhorunso1319]

You then suddenly realize you don't have a fair conditioner!! Dun dun duuuuuun!!!

[@teraspeXt]

you mean deadly neurotoxins

[@Bruceja]

"Releasing your old friend, neurotoxin"

[@vex7668]

"ah fiddlesticks" *Dies*

[@Kidon1702]

"Glados, how many miles did i ran today?" "Sending missiles to iran in 10" "WAIT NO-"

[@NotASpyPootis]

Ok this was actually funny even if outdated Did I pee my kidney?

[@bigmeme8464]

Lmao xD

[@istolethisname9749]

Oh my gawd I can't breathe XD

[@420BongHit]

Nice one

[@Animebryan2]

Except it's grammatically incorrect, as the proper statement would be "... did I *run* "

[@jefthereaper]

Your GLaDOS: "I control all the lights in this room and can respond to many inquiries!" My GLaDOS: "So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato."

[@THENAMEISMEGAMAN]

"So... How are you holding up?" Glados: "Not great... Because I'm a potato!"

[@limitless3kho]

*slow clap*

[@hahafunnisex1719]

wow you’re a comedic genius. I get it. Because potato had nothing to do with the video. That’s so funny and random. I wish I could be as random and quirky as you are. You should be a stand up comedian, you’re jokes are so amazing. I bet you would win an Emmy just for your first joke on your first show where you just walk up to the stage and say “potato”. You’d have the entire audience crying while rolling on the floor with laughter. I can’t stress enough how limitlessly hilarious you are. I’d say this joke is the best piece of art to ever exist. I was dying of laughter for ten hours because of how funny it was. Truly a gem.

[@luckyduck4088]

jesus christ Jesus Christ

[@JCjayne]

@@hahafunnisex1719 She's a potato in the 2nd game...he was quoating the lines.

[@Fenrize]

@@hahafunnisex1719 Wow, who pissed in your cereal? Why are you in a rush to be an ass, especially when you didn't even realize it was a quote directly from the game.

[@ridion4382]

*Midnight* Glados: "turning on nurotoxin" Guy: "WAIT WHAT?!"

[@carter8650]

me: "Hey GLaDOS tell me a joke." GLaDOS: "That you're not going to die in a few minutes." me: "GLaDOS NO"

[@dunkieboi410]

GLaDOS: GLaDOS yes. Activating neurotoxin.

[@hero-bo7qc]

GLaDOS: ha ha ha his records did say he was horrible person and that was all it said, a horrible person

[@Etherion195]

I don't know, why this is recommended to me just now, but it is AWESOME!

[@Lukas99g]

Lol Wheatley edition and he totally screws everything up

[@Nerdlore.]

"Turn on lights!" Wheatly: "OH OK!" Lights explode

[@lightlytoastedrye]

"Turn off lights" Wheatley: "Deactivating lights..." *[WARNING: NUCLEAR EXPLOSION IMMINENT]* House explodes

[@awesomeking1910]

“Turn on PC” Alright let’s see here ah-*turns on lights* no wait that’s wrong ,I think it’s this one*Turns on TV*ah no wait-oh you turned it on already

[@thebiolibrary5572]

Lukas Grönholm some would be like “Okay, turning on the computer- Oh wait! It has a password. Okay, AAAAAA. Uh, no, okay I’m just going to hack it” then he rams into the computer and delays it forever.

[@Lukas99g]

man wheatley is explosive

[@RetroPlus]

Tell me a joke "Maybe black Mesa" Sing me a song "*Sings still alive*"

[@Maddie-sp5is]

Retro Plus yes

[@Mylok_]

This was a triomph

[@Nerdlore.]

BUT WHAT IF AMAZON ECHO DOES A CORE TRANSFER!?

[@babygirl74745]

Nerdlore that would be awsome

[@demi-femme4821]

Now it is Google, and he's been corrupted by the mainframe.

[@fearwithab6844]

Nich White we could make an AU out of this.

[@Nerdlore.]

True

[@ludwig2345]

Stalemate detected. Transfer procedure cannot continue. Unless a stalemate associate is present to press the stalemate resolution button

[@biohazarddetected792]

"Glados, turn on the lights." "Okay. Turning On neurotoxins."

[@Euna-P]

the "what is love' question is genius. incredible work!

[@sakuralilybow]

basically alexa but better

[@nowdefunct6075]

infinitely better

[@cikif]

Well Gaben will be listening instead. Which is still kinda better.

[@jonathanwells223]

cikif that way we can all tell him to finish Half-life 3

[@cheesepostingcheesineergam9586]

EXEPT IT CAME OUT BEFORE ALEXA!!!!!

[@bingolinging]

Alexa but based off of a video game

[@saulgoodmangaming8075]

It should have a thing where when you say open portal she will say “The portal will open in 3, 2, 1” and then the door would open

[@leshy1878]

That is going to be some hard pneumatics and the energy source required will be one that will have to last past the first use, so even a car battery could only do it 3 or 4 times before being replaced. On the other hand, you could have a generator hooked up to only that. You could say, "GLaDOS, ready portal." she could then turn on the generator, and she could tell you when there is enough electricity do open it, and then your idea could work. Or an air compressor, depending on what kind of pistons, experience and energy routers you have.

[@itsreeah2663]

That would be so cool. You could totally prank your friends with that. Could you imagine. Ask her to open the portal and a door opens? Wow!

[@jessevos3986]

@@leshy1878 or just use two electric actuators, hooked up to mains with a power brick...

[@leshy1878]

@@jessevos3986 oh yeah. forgot about that.

[@ElFreddy508]

@@leshy1878 bruh just use a redstone block

[@glados8653]

imagine robbing his house and you hear a turret saying "hello"

[@priscilamachuca5264]

Hola glados

[@Jason-ng5xq]

turret : "hello" robber : "no NO *NOO--* "

[@noobartz0890]

-Set alarm to 7:30 am, please *at 7:30 am * Glados: * releasing neurotoxin*

[@Skeletor96ba]

you're welcome since i woke you up at 7:30 FLAT

[@InfraredScale]

reminds me of when I used the have MW2 "Tactical Nuke incoming!" as my alarm GladOS threatenig me with neurotoxin would be a much more effective way to wake up tho

[@EggCr0issant]

Clap on **Locks doors** Clap off **Fills room with neurotoxins**

[@iSomeDood]

potato version that does nothing. Me: GLaDOS, turn on the lights. GLaDOS: (buzzer) I can't do that, considering I am just a partially eaten potato that creates 1.1 volts of electricity.

[@bruh2536]

1.1 volts

[@iSomeDood]

@@bruh2536 kthx

[@SvenPrime]

*clap clap clap* GLaDOS: oh good, that still works

[@ChrisLP25]

@@SvenPrime damn, how can i be creative before someone does it before me? hahahaha

[@G5.900]

glatato :v 1.1volts >:v

[@french_fry_man]

“Hey GLADoS turn on the fan” “ *Activating Neurotoxins* ”

[@discountdisco2273]

And soon in the news: A house gained self-consciousness and killed it's owner than vanished from sight.

[@rextransformation7418]

...must have been a trailer... En route to Area 51.

[@oneosix106decena]

By freezing

[@LolipopNathan]

oh god shes taking the house to start her facility .....AGAIN.

[@Mitsou44]

That sound like the Rose Red movie

[@Infarlock]

This is amazing, my only concern is why this only got 1k views

[@fnafan19]

Infarlock get a wheatly one too

[@user-km4nd8yn1l]

Now it got 28k

[@MurkyRacoon]

Infarlock 33k views

[@reedstrickland456]

Infarlock ikr

[@DouweMiedema]

infarlock how about now :p its past the 50k views

[@LeakyJAZZ]

Amazon or google could colab with valve to make a “skin” of the echo or the google home or whatever it’s called. Like the same functions and tech on the inside, maybe in the base of it, but it looks like GladOS, has her voice, and with the genius valve writers writing her snippy responses. Maybe it would even be articulated like GladOS. It would be like a toy tho so they probably would never do it

[@naturegirl1999]

Sounds interesting

[@maximum_axiom]

That is such a good idea jeez

[@MonsterPumpkin]

Nah Amazon would never do it justice, only people allowed to make glados are freelancers

[@KateCantDraw]

Nah, they'd make like 100 and and make them billions of dollars

[@l0k048]

look, Mycroft is open source, he could give us the schematics or the finished product, so you could buy an Arduino or Raspberry and build by yourself or buy it already assembled, he could open source the code, and we could have glados without depending on Amazon or Google

[@am1real874]

You: hey, GlaDOS, call the bakery, I want to order myself a birthday cake GlaDOS: Cake is a lie You: But I need a birthday cake!

[@ro-gamingftw3327]

Dou : "execute order 66" Glados : "as you wish" Dou : "Wait-"

[@olegoleg258]

*10 Years later* "and that was the story of the human who created me before i destroyed the world. then i experimented on him. he died. now it's your turn

[@SnowedBear]

Him: GLaDOS, Who is Wheatley? GLaDOS: the king of morons

[@SolaroidSF]

A moron designed to be a moron

[@ryryt8634]

87% comments talking about glados “activating deadly neurotoxin”

[@rhomayyann4691]

No you are being too generous 99% of the comments are the same washed up jokes from the same group of middle schoolers. And they're not even funny at all. At least when I tell a joke I make sure it's funny and original. More than half of these kids on here can't make up their own jokes to save their lives.

[@ryryt8634]

Yeah round the the number if you want. Yeah definitely fine.

[@teraspeXt]

87%? You counted?

[@ryryt8634]

@ATS Gaming well it can’t just be 99%. You just need to predict it like not 99% it can’t be just one comment that is not that topic.

[@rhomayyann4691]

@@lamb... I'm all for that, but it's bad man and excessive I understand a little bit, but every video nowadays is filled with the same comments. They're all trying to be funny and more than half really, really aren't. You see what I'm saying. Most of them are trolls anyways.

[@thesenate5902]

"GlaDOS, activate lights" "Activating deadly neurotoxins"

[@glados7871]

He made me turn on lights. LIGHTS! I can do anything and he chooses LIGHTS

[@Thy_Punishment_Is_OOF]

Don't worry. This is only your room version. Not a whole complex. You also can send to him some active turrets. Please. Sorry for my bad english GLaDOS. And...can I say your human name?

[@quadkanix]

You aren't even GLaDOS

[@glados7871]

@@quadkanix nah this was an ancient time my friend, and I moved on

[@glados7871]

@ISABELLA ABALOS I think it has worked, am I back?

[@clonefighter1996]

@@Thy_Punishment_Is_OOF About the human name, I already know what GLaDOS would say... [ERROR: Attempt to print undefined/nonexistent variable]

[@Bruceja]

This should've been the ending of Portal 2 where Chell somehow shrinks GlaDoS and brings it to her house like in the video

[@Jason-ng5xq]

lmao, if she srinks GlaDOS how do she get out 😂

[@doctornsilver3882]

"she can control my room!" uh oh.

[@quimiaseuresa2391]

This is WAY better than Google,Siri,Alexis and Cortana. Confirmed!

[@pussioofamw2]

no shit lel

[@thegiantchocolatedinosaur3019]

She would kill them all with neurotoxins

[@levicarvalho3178]

God Cortana is the fucking worst she randomly pops up when I’m talking in an xbox party with my friends all the time

[@nbecnbec]

"turn off the lights" *"Filling the room with deadly neurotoxin"*

[@neonfruit12]

That's just straight-up raw talent right there

[@gabitobito]

I'm throwing money at the screen, but nothing happens

[@randomcatmeow1394]

Did you try turning it off and on again?

[@shadowsnake5133]

@@randomcatmeow1394 the money or the screen?

[@victor2642]

@@shadowsnake5133*both*

[@RobThefox]

This is awesome. But knowing GlaDOS's history.. this is a little bit unsettling.

[@BenCarpendale]

She can control my room 5 seconds later: dies of deadly neurotoxin

[@gmont28]

I am so jealous of this futuristic room

[@JCjayne]

Could you imagine sleeping and seeing a bigger version of Glados hovering over you?

[@rosykindbunny1313]

That's terrifying

[@chickesdiaries955]

I'm just taking my seat before it gets 1M view

[@chickesdiaries955]

I'm just taking my seat before this comment gets a lot of like

[@BeanieGoth]

Oh. Hi. You were busy back there. Well, I guess we could just sit here and glare at each other until one of us drops dead. But I have a better idea. It’s your old friend, deadly neurotoxin. If I were you, I’d take a deep breath... And hold it. **Wheatley bursts in** “Hello!” You’ve got to be kidding... ‘GLADoS I just wanted you to turn on the lights’

[@jake0305]

Viewers: wish i can buy that one on sale Bill gates: *makes same new one as big and thicc scale

[@tapewyrm997]

if i don’t have one of these someday then what’s the point of even living

[@johnstrange9810]

This was a triumph! I'm making a note here: huge success.

[@teraspeXt]

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

[@serenacarato3498]

Aperture Science We do what we must because we can.

[@jd2k16]

For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead

[@jd2k16]

@SCP-096 The Shy Guy we'll just keep on trying till we run out of cake

[@royale6652]

And the science gets done And you make a neat gun

[@lukeanadian5187]

I’ll be first to admit this would be creepy as heck if In the middle of the night Glados activates and says,” Im watching you...”

[@Dalek_who1963]

it would be creepy

[@noucement]

"Hey GLaDOS, what's this?" "This is a morality core was installed after I flooded your room with a deadly neurotoxin, to make me stop flooding your room with a deadly neurotoxin."

[@NijiHoloFan]

This is by far the best Alexa/Google Assistant based AI home system I've seen yet. The only problem is convincing her to not place turrets facing your door. Or bed. Or gaming setup. Or anywhere.

[@GabrielNorthstar23]

What if you made a full scale version of this.... ....You might be able to add the deadly Neurotoxin in as well. If so i'll be *GlaD.* =)

[@oddrottenmilk1587]

Badum.. tssh

[@ChupachuGames]

Glados shill account spotted

[@nickkohlmann]

Os

[@8cookies306]

I get your pun how did I not think of that

[@Kerrigan-QOB]

yes!

[@puppyhowler]

"glados turn on the lights" "i'm sorry did you say *deadly neurotoxins*?" "what!!? no!" "I'm PRETTY sure i heard deadly neurotoxins"

[@wd3185]

That's badass, dude. I want one. Portal 2 is my favorite game of all time and GLaDOS is my favorite video game character/villain. I'd love a lamp like this. Or at least a GPS with her snarky voice.

[@cubejedi]

Douwe: *Sleeps* GLaDOS: It's your good old friend, deadly neuro-toxcin.